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e-harmony. those encounters don't necessarily end happily ever after. for a man or woman sparking up a flirtation with a man online or rekindling an old flame on facebook can truly be flaying with fire. how often do the e-mails or the photos end up as evidence in the divorce proceedings? >> the e-mails come up in almost ef rh every case we have. >> reporter: 81% of divorce lawyers reported an increase of evidence reported from networking sites. >> before we'd hire a private investigator. now people post their own dirt on these sites. >> reporter: we're not just talking about the people they share publicly. divorce lawyers get access to all the messages and deleted items that they'd prefer to keep
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secret. >> since we're doing it electronically we're leaving a trail of everything we've done. >> reporter: you're practically sending a postcard anybody could read. >> we might find out about an affair through a knock on the door but now we have a basic running transcript of the entire relationship online. >> reporter: when it comes to cheating 2.0 paste is just part of the picture. there are also text messages like the one nast famously came back to haunt tiger woods. >> if anything i think you have to be more disciplined when you're on the internet because the intent is i'm alone with my computer, i can do whatever i want but it's the one media where there's a record of everything you do. >> reporter: one case involved the second life. dave pollard's wife said she caught his avatar have sex with a prostitute avatar. she filed for divorce. he later got engaged to guess
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who? his virtual lover. modesty's alter ego linda briskly. >> some people have a teed to be sexual with somebody, to have somebody sexually affirm them. that's something they can get from being online. >> reporter: technology companies realize cheating 2.0 is lucrative so new services marketed to would-be cheaters or to the spouses that want to catch them. ashley madison is a site that offers a 1 oors guarantee. life is short, have an affair. >> one new trend are chat services that work on people's cell phones so, for instance, ping chat and message in a bottle let you create services where you could be sitting in a park and open it up and see who else is around and feastly just chat with those or see who wants to hook up. everything is streamlined. >> reporter: an iphone app called tigertext. messages cannot be forwarded or saved. they just disappear from the
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recipient's mailbox. congressman weiner probably wishes he had known about that. >> i have done things i deeply regret. >> reporter: instead he was the agent of his own undoing tweeting it to his constituents. >> nobody snooped or found it on his own. if he had accidentally tweeted it, it's feasible we would never know about any of it. it's always the human error that gets people. >> reporter: the software he used betrayed him in the end and he has only himself to blame. i'm david wright for "nightline" in los angeles. >> the first virtual political sex scandal thanks to david wright for that. what if yogi bear behaved like a real bear? if that sounds like a setup for a joke, it is. we'll have the punch line. >> hey, boo-boo, why don't we dig into the picnic basket. i say okay, yogi.
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embarrassing encounters in a crowded dorm bathroom. the crazy places the mind wanders when bored in history class. what's it like to be inside the head of a hot girl. the comedic potential is endless and that realization combined with entrepreneurial flair has the team at collegehumor.com laughing all the way to the bank. for jeremy hubbard it's seriously funny. >> i can wait. why is this line going down? >> todd, just dropped 100
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points. >> reporter: what if the e-trade baby lost everything. >> horrible mistake. >> reporter: what it lovable cartoon bears acted the way bears really do. what if those twister commercials were actually honest. ♪ twister >> reporter: what if you could make a living off these preposterous what ifs. this room full of jokesters has found a way. content that causes cackles in dorm rooms ♪ ♪ i've got a feeling ♪ like tonight's wasn't such a good night ♪ >> if anything on the site that you are too embarrassed to show your parents. >> yes. >> oh, god yes. ♪ my face on fire ♪ drank too much swallow an advil throw it up ♪ >> reporter: do they ever say you sunk to a new low. >> i think my parents were a
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little skeptical. back then afc a little more bawdy. it's been classed up -- classed up. >> reporter: josh abram son and ricky van veen had a feeling they could make a living out of toilet humor and boob jokes. while they were deejaying for a successful dotcom by people who had gotten rich off the internet. >> there are 20 something millionaires here and we turned to each other and said we should do it and start building it on the lap top they were using to deejay off the party. >> reporter: total investment for start-up, $30. it's become a multimillion dollar enterprise. >> i waited eight worlds for this. >> reporter: for off-shoot joke sites they've gone from raunch to riches. what it's become a $30 invest. to start it and what is it worth now? >> billions.
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>> reporter: but it's not all skank humor. there are mean spirited pranks too and well choreographed cruel pranks like when they rigged it at a basketball convincing an entire arena full of people to fool their friends into thinking he just sunk a blindfolded half-court shot for a half million dollars. [ cheers ] there's cruel and then there's clever. like the wildly popular jake and emir series about a pair of annoying co-workers. >> i got to go to prom. >> no, you don't. >> oh, my god. you sound just like her dad. >> reporter: bits like these have won the website awards, praise and by some estimates nearly a million page views a day. ♪ make we wish i was a normal girl ♪ >> reporter: comedy fans aren't the only ones taking notice. barry diller who owns match.com
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and the dale by beast bought a controlling take in the website for a reported $20 million plus. >> should have brought my ipod. >> i always wanted to go out listening to "kiss from a rose." >> reporter: this site has been forced to grow up and gone corporate. there are business objective, not the least of which is their goal of toppling television as our go-to source for comedy. >> reporter: it used to mean waiting for "saturday night live" and "snq all right. >> we are creating things almost in realtime so the night after the golden globes we had a natalie portman sketch up about her laughing. >> very viral and did very well. those are the kind of things we can do in realtime. >> reporter: who knew there was such a science behind making college kids chuckle? guess if all else fails they can always fall back on the sure thing.
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simply put, a lot of people despise ann coulter, the conservative firebrand because of her ma leff lent and acid rhetoric. others love her and her creative liberal villainy. is it possible to have a conversation with her in which no one gets mad. tonight dan harris finds out in the "nightline" interview. >> reporter: for more than a decade she's been making the right cheer and giving the left heartburn. ann coulter the lanky leggy liberal hater with the upper
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crusty drawl and acid tongue. >> is it ever uncomfortable for you to be hated? >> a funny question. not really. not really. >> you've been called a facialist, the lying liar, a skank of ideological hate. none of this ever gets to you? >> none in the least. the only people that hate me more than liberals is those who don't sell their books. >> reporter: it's called liberal desperation although she is the one that has been quoted as calling hillary clinton pond scum and pamela harriman a whore and that's not all. public school teachers, parasites. >> but they are. >> reporter: whether you believe it or not it's still a name. parasite. >> sometimes facts are unpleasant things.
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but someone who lives off the taxpayer is a parasite. >> my point is why is it okay when you do it. >> i don't think that's name calling. i think it is -- it is a harshly accurate fact. >> reporter: she says she first learned how to make her voice heard during political discussions over competing with her two older brothers. >> these tales from guantanamo are nothing. try growing up with my brother jimmy. >> reporter: after college she became a lawyer advising paula jones with her suit against bill clinton but it started to skyrocket in the 1990s when she starred working as a tv commentator and writing fiery conservative books. >> i don't think people should get upset at what i say. i think i make some excellent points. >> reporter: you don't think you've said anything that crossed the line? >> no. >> reporter: not one thing. >> no. >> reporter: nothing in the
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whole pant yon of ann coulter quotables? >> no, no, no. >> reporter: her new book called "demonic" says the democratic party is like the possible from the french revolution which chopped off the heads of its enemies. >> reporter: you seem to say the only way to deal with democrats, the mob is violence. >> not exactly. >> reporter: well, i mean, you say republicans are the party of peaceful order, democrats are the party of noisy violent mobs. a mob cannot be calmly reasoned with, only smashed. >> i'm against mobs. i'm not saying go out and punch a democrat but when the mob arises, it must be you overreact to a mob because you can't reason with a mob. >> reporter: she may be a fiercely hasatirical writer but one thing she doesn't joke about is her faith. she a devout evangelical christian. >> reporter: do you think jesus would approve of everything you said. >> i think i would have more of
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a problem with my private life than anything in my public life. maybe he'll say this joke was too much sarcasm here, ann, or this joke, we don't approve of it and say i am sorry i got it wrong, thanks for dying for my sins. >> reporter: no husband, no kids. does that make you sad or is that by design? i'm sorry. that is such a question i would never answer. no, it doesn't make me sad. i think i'm single for the reasons most are single. i haven't found the person i want to marry. >> reporter: is it hard to find someone when you have -- >> i'm not being lured into that. >> reporter: she travels a lot. speaking on college campuses, doing book signings and making tv appearances. she works most days until the wee hours and sleeps until noon. and she admits to having some
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liberal friends. when you describe liberals they say they hate america and hate god. how can be friends with -- >> so catchy. the liberals who are my friends running through them in my head, i don't think any of them hate america. >> reporter: you've talked about it. you dated liberals. >> yes, it was a long time ago. >> reporter: which, of course, raises the question, is this all an act, a shtick. >> if we were meeting over cocktails i'd be behaving the same way and that is something i think anyone who knows me will tell you. >> reporter: with that, ann coulter was off. for "nightline," this is dan harris in new york. >> her new book is in stores. thank you for watching abc news. we hope you check in for "good morning america." while you're sleeping, we're always on line at abcnews.com.
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we'll see you here tomorrow. >> dicky: tonight on an all new "jimmy kimmel live." >> jimmy: send them on myspace where no one will notice. >> dicky: bachelorette ashley hebert. >> i gave him a shot. >> jimmy: your judgment is not that good. >> concentrate.
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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, paris hilton and ashley hebert and national spelling bee champ and music from sara bareilles with cleto and the cletones. and now why not, here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very nice. welcome to the show. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the program.
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thanks for being here. seated and just as i like you. we were off last night. we usually do a show but we had a special prime time nba show and missed out on a lot of important wiener jokes. tonight i vow to make that up to you. in case you haven't heard anthony wiener spent time dodging questions whether underpants were his. it turns out they were indeed his and he had a press conference at which he claimed that he meant to sent the photo privately to a college student in seattle as a joke. and instead he accidentally sent it to everyone. i think the joke is funnier when it gets sent out to everyone. you send it to every person in the world, hilarious and he also admitted that --
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[ applause ] not an isolated incident. he confessed to exchanging inappropriate messages with several women via twitter, text, e-mail and facebook. if you're going to send explicit pictures of yourself send them on myspace. one woman is a 26-year-old single mom from texas named megan broussard. she gave an interview and provided pictures chris cuomo. if one photo he apparently forgot to wear his shirt. >> how did that come to be sent. >> he just sent that one day. >> what did you think when you got this. >> wow, i do see the background. anyone can zoom back into it. >> pictures of his wife and president clinton. >> i knew he'd have something to do with it. i had a feeling. bill clinton actually performed the wedding ceremony between anthony weiner and his wife which kind of explains
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everything, right? that's the guy you ask to join you in holy matrimony. a good thing -- when clinton wanted to text someone a picture of his penis, he had to use an etch a sketch and then he would drop it in the mail. during her interview megan was asked about her interactions with congressman wiener and in doing so provided wius with ou n unintentional joke of the day. >> fair point, you didn't tell him to beat it, did you? >> no. [ applause ] >> jimmy: not that he would have. i feel bad for his family and his staff and by his staff i mean the people who work for him. and by the way a lot of news outlets are calling it wienergate.
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can we please stop putting gate at the end of everything. maybe wienergedden, wienerloo. an abba song, right? despite the scandal he says he will not resign from office and says he hasn't done anything illegal and this is not the most embarrassing photo of him that's ever surfaced. this one is that ever surfaced. now i feel bad for him. you think his life was easy with th that permanent and the name wiener. with all the stuff going on with him we should keep an eye on norman dicks. because they say these things happen in threes. and i just got done with the schwarzenegger jokes. we really need a system to put a stop to this because it's happening like every month now.
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once you announce your candidacy for office you should be required to put your penis in escr escrow. hand it over for safekeeping, once you're done serving you'll get it back. we'll keep it at disneyland. in really important news, did you see "the bachelorette" last night. it was unbelievable. a gripping episode of television. jeff, for some reason has been wearing a lone ranger mask. why, i have no idea. he was either trying to seem mysterious to win ashley's heart or seeking revenge on account to murder his father. i don't know. last night jeff finally revealed his face and while you wouldn't think watching a guy from st. louis show the top half of his face would be exciting when it came off it was nothing short of thrilling. >> i could see how a lot of the guys are starting to fall for
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you and i've begun to start having feelings for you, as well. i'm nervous but i'm excited and i think it's time to take the mask off. hi. i'm jeff. >> oh. hi, jeff. why don't you put that mask back on. i like the squirrel and the bird. i was hoping he would be scarred beyond recognition. maybe have a mike tyson tattoo on his face. he just looked like a very confused bicycle salesman. jeff, by the way, shortly after taking the mask off got eliminated. it's got to be a blow to your self-esteem. i like you better when your face was partially obscured. the big deal, the contestant everybody has been talking about is bentley, maybe the worst person i've ever seen on television or maybe even in real
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life. he told the camera guys he had no interest in ashley at all but to her face he pretended to be very interested and, of course, she fell in love with him which was ridiculous in the first place then he went in and lied again and said he had to leave the show to be with his daughter. i don't even know if he has a daughter. for you who miss bentley here's a sampling of what this demon was up to. >> you trust in this. >> yeah, i know -- i totally am on the same page with you. i'm following you every step of the way. >> the only option i have is to stay and it's no option for me so i'm going to make ashley cry. talked about needing to go for my daughter. she's going for it. i just started to tear up. no tears drop but my eyes got watery and she like consoled me and stuff and there was just a lot of crying. a lot of crying.
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it's annoying to just hold a girl that's just crying. and crying and crying. i had already checked out. >> that's bentley for you. you know, here's the deal. any game named after a car lindsay lohan would crash is bound to be a douche bag. [ applause ] we're going to speak to ashley in a few minutes about her quest for love and the dark overlord known at bentley. stick around. before that while most people were at home watching game three of the nba finals on sunday our parking lot security guard guillermo was hard at work, isn't that right, guillermo. >> yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: we sent him to the red carpet and at the mtv movie awards and you were promoting a new product. >> yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: something you invented
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yourself? >> tequila. my family create that. >> jimmy: with vitamins in it? >> yes. >> jimmy: it's a great idea. >> it's good. >> jimmy: here now is guillermo on the red carpet at the mvt movie awards. ♪ >> hi, it's me gear me at the mtv movie awards brought to you by tequila. pass out drunk, wake up healthy. ha, ha, ha. you guys want to do some tequila with me. a vitamin tequila. >> vitamin tequila. >> i show you the bottle, look, look, vitamin tequila. >> someone behind me said, is it safe? >> it's safe. always safe. >> cheers. >> cheers, man. >> oh. >> tequila, preferred by foo fighters. >> that's good. >> i like the way you move.
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>> thank you. >> when was the last famous person you ever had sex with. >> yeah, you're famous. >> i might have sex with myself just before i got on this carpet. >> all right. >> i don't want to shake your hand. >> no, no, no. >> jimmy kimmel saw my penis. >> oh, yeah. >> so far we're not doing good. i don't think we have -- i prefer to shall watching the game. you guys know the score? >> no. >> who's winning? >> me. >> no, basketball. what's the score? >> what's the score? >> of the game. i don't have it on my phone right now. man, i'm doing press right now. >> can someone tell me the score. i got a lot of money on this. >> the score of the basketball game? >> jimmy kimmel live. hey, what's the score. >> hey, how are you doing man. >> what is what? >> what is the score. >> what is the score, me, 1, you 0. >> these people are killing me.
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hey. how are you doing? >> how are you. >> i want to be on your show. i want to be the catcher. >> okay, you can do it. can you catch? >> yeah. >> okay. >> you be the pitcher. >> i itch , you catch. >> you have experience catching? >> yeah. >> i'm a little afraid. >> don't be afraid. >> wow. that is tequila. i thought it was water. >> no, it's vitamin. it's vitamin. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> it's really good. >> that's total booz. you [ bleep ]. >> no. >> i put a lot of vitamins in there. >> you did, huh? >> yeah. >> cheers to boston. and jimmy kimmel. >> can we have another shot of tequila. >> i'll have my panties off at the end of the night. >> wow, can i give you more? >> you want to do a shot of
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tequila with me. >> sure, sure. >> all right. >> salina for "jimmy kimmel live." i got a quick question. hey, how do you feel to be mexican. >> i feel amazing to be mexican. how do you feel. >> great. >> what's the score? >> in what? >> in ganl. >> i i don't know. >> i don't know who is watching the screen. i'm a little bit drunk but i talked to a lot of celebrities. >> jimmy: another great job, guillermo. we got a good show for you tonight. paris hilton is with me and i take on sukanya roy and have music from sara bareilles and we'll be right back with the bachelorette, ashley hebert. to some, water and dirt
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>> jimmy: i'm back. tonight on the program with a new reality show "the world according to paris," paris hilton is here then we get down to business with our eighth annual spelling bee. sukanya roy who won the scripps national spelling bee will be here to go against her toughest opponent yet, me. and i guess they're setting up the stage. with music from her latest album, "kaleidoscope heart," sara bareilles. just a program reminder, thursday watch us in prime time before game five of the nba finals or after the game depending upon where you live. ron artist from the lakers will be here. we pulled a terrible prank on him and a new song with an up-and-coming artist, usher. do not miss that. thank you. all right. osama bin laden as you know is gone but last night his vacant
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spot as world's most hated man was filled by a guy named after a car. his name is bentley and he was last seen slithering away like the snake that he is, here to give us her take, live from pennsylvania, the bachelorette, ashley hebert. [ chee and applause ] >> jimmy: well, first, i want to ask how are you? >> i'm okay. >> jimmy: you're okay. >> i can't see your whole place but bentley better not be with you. there better not be some terrible surprise twist. >> i promise he's not here. >> jimmy: when and where did you watch last night's episode of the show? >> actually watched it at the end of last week and i watched it by myself in this apartment and i'm really glad i watched it by myself. >> jimmy: oh, really. is that a clue that you watched it by yourself that nothing happened at the end of this show? >> take it however you want. but i was definitely by myself
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watching it. >> jimmy: do you realize how many women were screaming at their television sets last night, it was like a justin bieber concert. this blood -- people wanted to murder bentley for what he did last night. >> they either wanted to murder bentley or they wanted to murder me for falling for it. >> jimmy: they wanted to murder him. i don't know how this happened because. >> me either. >> jimmy: we had a talk about it. i told you -- i guess it was after the whole thing had been done. you got a call from somebody warning you that he was not there for the right reason, true? >> true. but -- >> jimmy: there's no but. >> but i want to base my judgment on what i know of them so i gave him the benefit of the doubt. i looked for the good in him and gave him a shot. >> jimmy: but your judgment is terrible. we've learned this. you shouldn't order off a menu
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on your own, ashley, let's be honest. in fact, i want you to run all life decisions by me from now on. >> all right, i will. >> jimmy: when you were watching the show was it then clear to you that he was lying, because he looked like he was lying. but i don't know if it was just because we knew he was lying that it looked like he was lying. he really looked -- like the fbi was looking at it going, this man is definitely lying. >> in the moment i felt so much sincerity. i know you say my radar is off and i know america thinks my radar is off but i thought he was being genuine. watching it i'm thinking why didn't i see it? i wanted to see -- i saw what i wanted to see and that was my big problem. >> jimmy: have you spoken to the woman who gave you the tip who said to watch out for this guy? >> no, i haven't spoken to her but i owe her a phone call, i think. we've been testixting but i ower
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a big thank you. >> jimmy: because obviously people get upset but he almost seemed to enjoy it. it seemed like he was happy he was going there to make you cry. >> you know, that's my biggest thing. i don't understand -- you know, the first couple episodes i gave him the benefit of the doubt but the third one it looks like he was going in there and intentionally trying to make me fall for him and break my heart. from the bottom of my heart that hurt me so much being a human being, why would -- >> jimmy: he's the devil, that's why he wanted to do it. he's in the devil -- satan will come to us in handsome form. i don't trust him at all. i think he might hate women. i mean, a woman named him bentley, so that's -- i mean, a strike right there. i don't know how he's going to ever date again. i mean i guess he'd have to find some sort of amish woman who never had a television set.
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i don't know where he goes from there and i guess that's got to give you some consolation, doesn't it? >> yeah, i guess. i mean, yeah, a part of me just wants this all to be in the past and move on. i'm just -- >> jimmy: well -- wants to punish him. i've got good news for you, ashley. we right now we have -- go ahead and open those curtains. we've got -- we've got -- [ cheers and applause ] you say the word and we will do the unthinkable to this man. >> do it! >> jimmy: do it, guillermo. take care -- . >> jimmy: all right. so we're killing him for you, i guess that's good, right? hey, what about the masked guy, jim. all right. guillermo is really giving it to him good. jeff is the guy with the mask.
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i love the move where he actually burned the pacific at the end. he threw the mask in the fire. that was dramatic. >> it was a little dramatic. you know, with the -- him unveiling himself i kind of hoped for something a little bit more eventful. >> jimmy: what did you expect him to do, rappel up the side of a building. guillermo is now crushing his skull in so now we have to go. thank you very much, ashley. we'll check back in with you. i hope it all works out be s ou. the bachelorette continues on mondays on abc. back with paris hilton. [ cheers and applause ] my contacts are so annoying. they're itchy, dry and uncomfortable. i can't wait to take 'em out, throw 'em away and never see them again. [ male announcer ] know the feeling?
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>> jimmy: welcome back. oh, we have 14-year-old spelling bee champion sukanya roy will be here to spell against me and also sara bareilles too. in this difficult economy many americans have had to take out multiple jobs to support their families and our first guest is no exception. in addition to serving as a full time heir rhys and perfume salesperson her new reality show "the world according to paris" airs wednesday nights on oxygen. please say hello to paris hilton. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i wish my posture and walking was a tenth as good as yours. i always feel like i shouldn't even interrupt you when you walk out because you have such a good walk and i slump out like a troll. >> i've practiced for a very long time. >> jimmy: have you ever dated a guy -- did you see "the
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bachelorette" -- >> i did. >> jimmy: somebody so evil you can't even figure out what they're doing. >> yes. i think everyone has in their life. >> jimmy: do you feel like you want to get revenge on that person or move on. >> i just move on. >> jimmy: huh? that's where we differ. [ laughter ] yes. i don't know. i've watched that like a thousand of times in a row and i'd have to find his home and bomb it. what were you doing in spain. >> i own a motorcycle team so i was there for the big race. >> jimmy: how do you get into owning a motorcycle team. is that a craigslist -- >> i was in spain and met up with the owners and a huge fan of moto gp and -- >> jimmy: how long have you been a fan of this? how do you get into that? >> i love fast cars. i love fast motorcycles so it's something -- >> jimmy: who are these guys?
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>> those are my racers. >> jimmy: your racers. what are their names? >> maverick and sergio. >> jimmy: maverick and sergio. beginning of a soft core porn movie. which one is this? >> maverick. >> jimmy: does he know you're his boss? yes. he's only 16. >> jimmy: he probably drove fast that day. >> they did well. he got second place. he got first in the last race. >> jimmy: i heard you're friends with manny pacquiao. >> yes. i was at the big fight in vegas and his wife and him wanted to meet me and brought me on stage at the press conference after and then we just became friends. >> jimmy: and by friends, you mean -- because manny, english is his second language. what do you guys do together? >> well, i'm going to be going to the philippines soon. i opened a couple more stores for my handbag lines.
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>> jimmy: you from stores in the philippines. >> i have over 30 stores. >> jimmy: what are they called? >> paris hilton. >> jimmy: paris hilton stores. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so then in -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you will go there and visit him where he's an elected official over there. >> i'm excited. >> jimmy: will you stay with him. >> no, i'll stay at a hotel. >> jimmy: something else. just an odd pairing. he sings. are you aware of that? >> i know. >> jimmy: have you heard his beautiful voice. >> i know. i love it. he was singing on the show. >> jimmy: you should record something with him. >> that would be hot. >> jimmy: that would be hot. maybe the next time he's here because every time he has a fight he comes here and traditionally sings a song. do you feel like his wife is like what's going on. >> no, she's so sweet. a love jinky. >> jimmy: i like that too. she should have stores called
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jinky. you -- i also have this. this is an interview magazine and lil wayne is on the cover. if you look here it says lil wayne interviewed by paris hilton. how did this happen? >> well, he got to pick who he wanted to be interviewed by and he chose me. >> jimmy: were you surprised he chose you. >> i was. it was sort of random. >> jimmy: did you know him. >> i met him before at a grammy party that i hosted for him then he came to my birthday party as well. >> jimmy: was it fun interviewing him. >> it was. he's very smart and funny. i love him. >> jimmy: did you feel like you have things in common with him jl what did you guys even talk about with lil wayne? it seems -- you got some weird friends, i tell you. [ laughter ] huh, nothing? >> i do. >> jimmy: i mean just the rap game. hey, i need your help with something if you would. last time you were here i was trying to figure out the
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difference between hot and huge. and i'll be honest, i was unable to figure it out. but maybe you can heap me with these pictures of anthony weiner. you know this congressman? >> i have after heard about it. >> jimmy: is this hot or huge? >> neither. >> jimmy: how about hot or huge? >> what is that? not huge. >> jimmy: not huge? hot or huge? >> brutal. >> jimmy: here's another one. he just says me. hot or huge? s>> that's sad. >> jimmy: how about this one, hot or huge? >> heave. >> jimmy: a third entry. heave. i like heave. well, we'll take a quick break here. when we come back we'll talk about your brand-new reality show and are you familiar with the spelling bee?
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have you watched this -- >> i just met her backstage. she's so sweet and very smart. >> jimmy: paris hilton is here. "the world according to paris" at 10:00 on the oxygen network. we'll be right back. [ male announcer ] when mike rowe heads home, his family knows what to expect. hun, mike's coming -- let's get crackin'. [ male announcer ] but what mike rowe doesn't know is that his parents have armed themselves with unquilted viva® towels. place looks great. [ male announcer ] mike doesn't know that every concentrated viva roll is made of strong, fiber packed sheets, making it one tough towel. but his mom sure does. wow, for me? you shouldn't have. i insist. [ male announcer ] hey, if viva can handle mike rowe's mess, just think what it can do in your home. grab a roll for yourself and grasp the unquilted difference. bad news: men use soap that can really dry their skin. fear not, dove men plus care is here. it's the bar with one quarter moisturizing cream, so it cleans and leaves skin feeling moisturized.
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and paris hilton is here with a new reality show. about time you got in the reality show business. you've had a lot of reality shows. >> i've been doing this a long time. >> jimmy: how is this different? >> "the simple life kvitova. i was playing a character and it wasn't who i am. in this show people will get to see who i am in real life. >> jimmy: your mom is on the show. >> my mom, all my best friends. >> jimmy: brooke mueller, charlie sheen's ex-wife. she's your best friend. >> one of my good friends. >> jimmy: what about the bffs, are they on this thing or -- >> no, they're -- i'm still with them. >> jimmy: they're s.o.l. best friends forever are supposed to be forever. they're not around anymore. they're not on the show but you got your friends on the show, you have your -- you're dating
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and -- >> everything. everything that happens in my life, the good and the bad. >> jimmy: everything. >> everything. >> jimmy: you got to be careful with that everything. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you know what i'm saying? >> i know. >> jimmy: you can't show everything on the show. it's on television. >> tomorrow's episode deals with brooke and dealing with her sobriety and her demons and it's a very powerful episode. >> jimmy: is really is. you came on our show in -- >> you're in it tomorrow. >> jimmy: am i one of the demons brooke is dealing with. >> no, not yet. >> jimmy: great to see you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: wish me luck in my spelling bee. paris hilton, wednesday night on the oxygen network. be right back. what's so special about web browsing on the new blackberry playbook?
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