"hidden american: children of the plains" is at 10:00 p.m. eastern tomorrow night. and we hope you'll tune in for "good morning america," they'll be working through the night to bring you the very latest. thank you for watching abc news. see you back here tomorrow. >> dicky: tonight on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> jimmy: once again, it looks luke i'm going to be forced to go trick or treating in my underpants this year. >> dicky: john goodman. >> i met my wife at a halloween party. >> jimmy: trick or treater? >> something like that, yeah. >> dicky: lake bell. >> jimmy: i had you in a tranls, oh god knows what would happen. >> right. >> dicky: and music from evanescence. >> jimmy: you know you haven't bathed in awhile when you are >> jimmy: you know you haven't bathed in awhile when you are asked to

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>> jimmy: how are you? thank you. gracias. well, that's very nice. thank you for coming. thank you for watching at home. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. i'm also a host at outback steakhouse on the weekends. stop by and say hello. we have a lot of people in shorts here tonight. it was another hot day in l.a. today. it was 97 degrees in october. once again, it looks like i'm going to be forced to go trick or treating in my underpants this year. and you know what? it's just not fair to my neighbors. in most places, they call this indian summer. here in l.a., we call it one more chance for your 24-year-old third wife to show off her $1,200 bikini. i like the heat, though. it helps to distract me from worrying about ashton and demi. oh, you, too. normal cities around the country are experiencing something called fall right now. this is from pittsburgh, where it was cool and rainy today. this is pittsburgh weather man

john burnett who tonight is the lucky recipient of our excellence in reporting award. >> here we go again, everybody. and you're going to be so glad that you did, join in and check out the weather. >> jimmy: the arm swipe really -- [ applause ] are there any -- do we have any blackberry users in the audience tonight? [ applause ] really excited, huh? well, thank you for taking your thumbs off the device for a moment to -- as you know, there are major service outages for blackper rips in the united states and canada yesterday. i saw the whites of many of my coworkers eyes for the first time in years. service is back up for the most part and this morning the ceo of the company, the company that owns blackberry, made a video to apologize to his customers personal little for the inconvenience. >> i'm founder of research in

motion. since launching blackberry in 1999, it's been my goal to provide reliable, real-time communications around the world. we did not deliver on that goal this week, not even close. i apologize for the service outages this week. we've let many of you down. >> jimmy: well, it looks like he's enjoying his iphone. the new iphone 4s comes out tomorrow. if you are not already standing outside in line, it's too late. you missed it. the line for the iphone 5 starts up monday. preorders for the iphone are already soldout. you watch tv and they say our economy is on life support. if we can afford $400 for a phone whose main difference appears to be there's a letter "s" on it, how bad could things be? it does have a program called siri, which responds to veeshal commands. you can is it a question, a it gives you an answer, which, that will be -- how long do you think it will be before the iphone realizes it's being commanded by idiots and destroys them?

eight weeks? tonight, while thousands of our fellow countrymen huddle together to stand up to corporate greed on wall street, millions and millions more of us join together to watch drunk people tongue each other on "jersey shore." snoom ki and deena went to a club tonight and got drunk. so, that's a plot twist we haven't seen. they released a poll done in new jersey today that says an overwhelming majority of new jersey voters believe the show is bad for the state's image. 70% of those polled are ashamed that "jersey shore" represents their state. but i think they're missing something. every week, we look past everything to find something enlightning in the show. we do find it, but it's spread out if you put them all together, you may actual you will learn something, well, like this. >> oddly enough, two enemies can have a real friendship if they take care of their own problems and notice they should have represent for someone even when they're not very mature.

>> [ bleep ]. >> oh, oh! >> jimmy: that took us 17 hours to put together. [ applause ] speaking of finding intelligence on "jersey shore," there's a story about vinny that surprised me in the current issue of "us weekly." 25 things you didn't note about me. there's vinny. this is a recurring piece they do with celebrities. a few things really came out of left field. among the 25 things he shares, he says he's never had a girlfriend. he was in drama club in high school. and he likes to write poetry. [ laughter ] so, i -- maybe the 26th thing is, vinny is gay. he was in the drama club in high school, they did shakespeare. maybe his somehow got mixed up with another celebrity's list. next month, when yjude law's

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jersey." >> jimmy: see? i blame james franco. [ applause ] you know, long, long before snooki and the situation came into our lives, mtv had although show where roommates got drunk and fought each other called "the real world." it's still on. it's in his 26th season, which is ridiculous, but -- [ laughter ] this season, one of the house mates is a bisexual named frank. last night, frank brought a guy home to have sex, they had sex all over the house, which is what you do when there are cameras. and -- [ laughter ] that creeped nate out a little. so nate stopped talking to frank and frank reacted by going completely berserk. >> i never judged you once. >> really? >> you haven't talked to me in three [ bleep ] days. >> i was uncomfortable. three days, man! three days! >> [ bleep ] you.

>> what the [ bleep ]? get rid of me, man. get rid of me. >> he should just not every drink. >> i was uncomfortable. yeah! i don't need you to come to me like this. you got to [ bleep ] [ bleep ] on the ground? >> i shouldn't be here. >> we were besties, what the [ bleep ]? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: those are the worst besties i think i've ever seen. you know, i i this they were more brosephs than besties. any "twilight" fans? guillermo, you? >> yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: okay. the next movie is coming out, november 18th. it's called "breaking dawn part one." those of you who follow the series know that bella is pregnant in this movie and she's not sure if the baby belongs to edward or jacob. she has no idea -- it's not a joke. she had no idea what kind of

creature is lurking within her womb. they just released the trailer online and it looks pretty good. >> whoa. >> it's crushing you from the inside out. >> if you kill her, you kill me. bella? >> come on, push! >> oh, it's a spongebob! >> momma! dadda! >> i'm the daddy. give me that. >> holy [ bleep ]. >> hell yeah. he looks just like me! i'm the daddy! >> jimmy: only bella could do that. the occupy wall street protests continued in new york city today

the protests have been going on for four weeks now. that's longer than most nbc sitcoms last. that's impressive. the protesters have been gathered in zuccotti park in new york. yesterday, the mayor asked them to leave the park so they could clean. by the way, you know you haven't bathed in awhile when you are asked to leave a park so they can clean it. the protesters are afraid this might be a trick designed to get them out of the park permanently so they have offered to just clean it themselves. they are asking for donations of brooms, mops, dust bans, garbage bags, all of which they plan to turn into hash pipes and bongo drums. similar protests have been popping up everywhere, even here in l.a. i have to say, i'm impress bid their determination. i'm not exactly sure what the plan is, but i mean, do they plan to stay there forever? or what? so, today i put one of my top

men on the case, cory, the guy who plays chewbacca out on hollywood boulevard. that's cory. i asked him to go down to the occupy protests in l.a. to find out what the hell is going on. ♪ >> yeah, i'm here at occupy l.a. let's go talk to some protesters. i'm dizzy. >> even here, where people are coming together, because they can't pay their [ bleep ] car bill, they can't pay for water in their apartment and they can't pay the bills -- they can't pay for anything right now. and that's why they're here. they don't have a home to be in. >> i can relate, dude. i don't pay, like, i usually just get samples at the grocery store. >> yeah. >> because it's free. i think the good thing about wearing the outfit you got on, like the no clothes look, like, you only have to pay taxes on clothes --

>> exactly. i don't have to pay sales tax for -- i made these shorts. >> that's what i'm saying. >> someone donated the scarf. >> real trendy. >> what we need to work on is really caring for one another if we woke up every morning, imagine if you were to serve someone else before you even go to the bathroom, like, and you get a return from, like, doing that. >> sometimes i wake up and i don't even feel like going to the bathroom. i'll be like, you know, just -- how long can i hold it? and i just sit there for awhile and i'll just be, man, it's time to go to the bathroom. and then, i don't want to go yet, and then i just go. >> yeah. [ grunting ] >> i guess we're going intnto yr home. oh, wow. i didn't know it was so big inside. ? yeah, it's like a village, you

know, like ewok village, you know? look, jimmy, i'm a protesters, too. i'm going to stay here and hang out with this guy. can i get a popsicle? you got a pudding pop? no, okay. [ applause ] >> jimmy: no pudding pop. so -- chewbacca, cory, did you find out what they're doing down there? >> oh, yeah. they're just, like, protesting about -- >> jimmy: okay. >> yeah. thank you for clearing that up. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and one more thing. it's thursday night, it's time -- they're just protesting. for our weekly tribute to the fcc where we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. it is "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> welcome back. with the republican presidential candidates debate. and we're pleased now to turn around a bit and have the candidates [ bleep ] each other. >> back in the hay day i used to have a woman come in and

[ bleep ] me twice a week. >> you might think that the moment is, oh, there she is and it looks like i'm really [ bleep ] myself. and i am. really, you know, literally. >> we buy this much [ bleep ] from china they buy that much [ bleep ] from us. >> president took a [ bleep ]. it fell flat. >> time now for a tv cop most ladies wouldn't mind being [ bleep ] by, if you know what i mean. >> i know what you're going to say i know you, eric. i want to blow your [ bleep ]. can i blow your [ bleep ]? >> what the [ bleep ] did i make? >> nancy grace and her partner, tristan mcman nice. >> well, let me tell you something, girlfriend. i don't go around eating or [ bleep ] unwashed anuses of wilder beasts. >> jimmy: well, that's good. we have a good show for you tonight. lake bell is here. we have music from evanescence.

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>> jimmy: you're so dressed up. >> weee! >> jimmy: i would never imagine you'd be wearing a suit and tie here tonight. >> yeah, yes, sir. >> jimmy: i really feel respected. are you going to a funeral afterwards? something i don't know about? i'm sorry. i didn't mean to -- >> just going to hit hollywood boulevard and -- talk to the kids. >> jimmy: the kids would love to talk to you. >> i got a car. >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> i'm swell. good to be here, man. it's hot. >> jimmy: it is hot. >> can you do something about that? >> jimmy: i wish there was something i could do about it. >> or is it me at this time of life? >> jimmy: you live in new orleans, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: did you come out here from there? >> yeah, like 30 degreechls there. >> jimmy: how long have you been there? >> about 17 years or so. after they ran me out of l.a. county. new orleans was the last place to go. >> jimmy: does any work really get done in new orleans? >> hell yes. we're a very indoes tree use

city. depends whoon you're working on, pal. >> jimmy: i guess so. they build floats. >> they do. they build fun. >> jimmy: shooting a movie in new orleans -- it must be hard to just keep everyone together. >> no, no, no. everybody's professional. there's one time, i was doing a movie called "the big easy" in 1985 and -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's what happens on a talk show. >> i was working for hitler in 19 -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: one lunatic in the back. >> anyway -- [ laughter ] and i -- i went out, worked, i said, i'm going to hit the quarter. i hit the street. 6:30 in the morning, i roll up at my hotel, i'm feeling swell. eat breakfast, go to bed. and the crew is leaving to go to work and i'm latching at them, ah, suckers, have a good day at work.

i get up, i order breakfast, laying around, watching "the today show" or something. get a phone call. where are you? well, i'm watching "the today show," waiting for my breakfast, thank you. well, you're supposed to be down here at work. oh! so, i got a nice -- >> jimmy: you are able to pull it together in a situation like that? >> i had no choice. >> jimmy: do you watch the movie -- >> we were shooting a party, fortunately. >> jimmy: oh, you were doing research. >> i did a lot of leaning. >> jimmy: is this a good time to visit? >> especially now. it's just beautiful there. the weather is perform. >> jimmy: what goes on halloween there? >> human sacrifice. no, all kinds of stuff. i was in a halloween parade last year -- it was a lot of fun. >> jimmy: there are a lot of pa raids. >> it draws a lot. the usual amount of nuts but it's just great. >> jimmy: do you dress up ever for halloween? >> i met my wife down there on

halloween. i was shooting another movie -- >> jimmy: trick or treater? >> something like that, yeah. my trick, 20 years later. >> jimmy: how did you guys meet? >> well, i -- it was a costume party and i didn't have a costume so, you can't come in unless you got a costume. i went outside, grabbed an eyebrow pencil from somebody, made myself up like a cat. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the whiskers? >> yeah. i was the master of disguise. i'm surprised they let me in. >> jimmy: they thought you were the drummer from kiss. and that's -- >> walking around, this beautiful girl came waking up, says, hi. i was like -- uh -- wha? why would she talk to me? why would she talk to me? >> jimmy: you were painted up like a cat. >> yeah. turned around and walked off, what a jerk. >> jimmy: you followed her home

like a stray cat? >> i stalked her for a year, kept tabs on her. >> jimmy: all right. well, you have to do whatever you have to do. >> private investigators looked into it. >> jimmy: i'm hesitant to ask you about this because i know people drive you crazy with "the big lebowski." fantastic movie. seems to get more popular -- [ applause ] every single year. do people drive you crazy as far as that -- >> they drive me crazy anyway, jimmy. no, it's a good kind of crazy because i was so proud to be in it. just -- my favorite movie that i've -- and i had a ball doing it. so, i'll put up with a lot of -- people yell lines at me all the time and -- >> jimmy: which lines? >> i go around -- i can't repeat it. >> jimmy: we'll bleep it. >> usually anything with [ bleep ] in it. shut the [ bleep ] up, donny

there's lines i don't even remember that i hear. and it takes me a minute to know. >> jimmy: well, you guys received the ultimate honor. i know many people, they go for an academy award, golden globe, whatever. you have recently, there's a film, a porno version of "the big will wlebowski" that's been released. those are the actors. they didn't give it a good name. you would think they could come up with something, but they just called it "the big lebowski, the xxx parody." >> there was a porn movie in the movie. >> jimmy: yeah, what was the name of it? >> carl hungus, bunny lajoya. the dream was called "bugutter balls." >> log jamming. >> jimmy: there you go. thank you. >> joel cohen, ladies and gentlemen. >> jimmy: the guy who plays you,

his name is -- his porno name is peter o'toole. with no e at the end. what was your first paid gig? in acting? >> at a dinner theater in ohio. i was thomas jefferson in 1776. i thought it was the royal shakespeare festival. i was getting paid. i was a professional actor. i took it very seriously and there's people out there -- i dropped my fork! [ laughter ] i -- did you -- did you like that fig salad? i didn't care for that. >> jimmy: how many people would be at this dinner theater? >> hundreds. a few hundred, like -- 500 maybe. little tables. little lights and -- be getting liquored up. you could hear glasses clinking and stuff like that.

>> jimmy: that sounds like the ideal work environment. >> i'm hip. yeah, let me out there. >> jimmy: and did the waiters know to keep everyone quiet and to -- >> yeah, i mean, you can't really shush people. they were respectful. they were starved for entertainment, jimmy. >> jimmy: i guess so. the new movie is called "red state." where did you shoot this? >> out here in the mountains -- oh, god. >> jimmy: it doesn't matter. in the mountains. >> up in the hills. >> jimmy: this is a horror movie, right? >> well, it starts off like a teenage boner movie. [ laughter ] with kids going to a trailer park and thinking they're going to get some and then they get kidnap and it turns into a fanatical religious movie and then a horror movie and then -- i get into the political nonsense. it's just covering all the bases. it's really keeping you going. >> jimmy: all right. well, great. again, it's available on dvd and

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>> jimmy: john goodman is here with us. his movie is called "red state." you have a silent film -- >> yeah, it's called "the artist." >> jimmy: some people at work here saw it and said it's fantastic and they think you'll get nominated for an oscar for it. for real.

not kidding. [ applause ] >> just breaks my heart. >> jimmy: guillermo was one of them, unfortunately. >> yes. >> jimmy: how do you -- do have to be talked into doing a film? >> no, they sent me a little scenario -- i was going to do a puppet show for you. it was great because they sold it already because there's no lines. i don't have to learn lines. i'm your boy! >> jimmy: that's perfect. >> sign me up. >> jimmy: so, they kind of tell you what to do? >> tell you what the scene is about the cool thing is, i was doing a silent movie with a guy who spoke no english -- >> jimmy: oh, really? >> and i speak no french. i was sitting there, like, anything you want to. >> jimmy: and they put the words underneath? >> they have a card. they'll do a little scene, really needs an explanation,

they flash whatever the scene says. >> jimmy: i'm curious to see that. do you have any miling experience? >> a bit from high school. >> jimmy: getting out of the box? >> please, baby, please. >> jimmy: that's begging. that's not miming. >> that's why i was never good at it. >> jimmy: probably right. well, i was -- actually, i was very interested in this movie and i was hoping that we could get a clip of the movie. unfortunately, we were unable to, so, instead, i decided that we would run a clip of you on the "roseanne" show with the volume off. take a look. [ laughter ] >> hey, what the -- [ laughter ]

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i am a walking medical dictionary. congratulations virginia. inflamed u uvula. i'm virginia. i'm a target pharmacist and i'm here to answer your questions. >> jimmy: hi there. evanescence is on the way. you know our next guest from "the practice" and "boston legal." she's very lawyerly.

you can see her now in the second season of "how to make it in america." watch it sundays at 10:30 on hbo. please welcome lake bell. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, you look fantastic. >> thank you. >> jimmy: how are you feeling? >> much better. >> jimmy: the last time you were here, you threw your back out so b badly you almost had to cancel. >> and i wore flats. but i'm taking back the night. >> jimmy: any other ailments? >> i'll an avid nail biter. >> jimmy: that won't prevent you from working. >> do you? >> jimmy: i keep them cut so short i'm unable to -- >> it's bad. >> jimmy: it is bad. >> getting really bad. >> jimmy: are you going to do? >> i put no bite on there, i just like the taste of no bite now. >> jimmy: what? what is no bite? >> no bite. you don't know about that? >> jimmy: no. >> it's a clear thing you go on there. >> jimmy: it tastes bad? >> yeah. >> jimmy: but you acquired a

taste? >> it's fantastic. cocktail. >> jimmy: babies with their thumbs, i remember my -- i don't know if normal families did this, my family would put th tabasco on a thumb. >> i like that. >> jimmy: i heard somebody go, oh, no. i guess that's not the right thing to do. they always did the wrong thing, my family. whatever it was, it was not right. >> what about, like, hypnotism? because that's something that i'm campaigning hard to do. >> jimmy: you should do that definitely. >> for to get rid of your nail biting habit. >> jimmy: does that work? >> that's what they say. >> jimmy: i know they do it for smoking and also if you want to act like a chicken on a stage in front of people or a gorilla or something like that, they say it's great for that. >> great for that. >> jimmy: you should do that. but the problem is -- you definitely need a female hypnotist. >> why? >> jimmy: because if i had you in a trance, oh god knows what would happen.

and don't buy into that whole, they're doctors and all that stuff, because they aren't doctors. even doctors are pervert. i got news for you. >> that's horrible. >> jimmy: yeah, sorry to -- maybe you have the hypnotist remove that thought. >> perhaps. i like the idea of doing a two-fer and having them tell me i also love to run, because i suck at running and i like the idea of having, basically, by the end of the session, i could run a marathon are long nails. that's the goal. >> jimmy: i think they can do that. >> yeah? >> jimmy: my mom had it done for migraine headaches. >> wait, what? >> jimmy: she wanted to have more headaches so she had a -- no, she went to a hypnotist and it reduced her migraines. >> well, then they are kind of doctors. that's a doctorly thing to do. >> jimmy: still go with the woman. >> all right. >> jimmy: and you've become the automotive editor for "the hollywood reporter," which is a

trade paper. i didn't know they had an automotive editor. what does that mean? >> i'm not the editor. i write a column for them. >> jimmy: okay. >> i'm kind of cheating because my dad is in motor sports so, he owns racetracks. and it's cool because on the show "how to make it" there's a lot of boys. i do get clout from driving the cars. and the -- >> jimmy: they give the cars to drive? >> yeah. you test drive it. you get them for five to eight days. >> jimmy: that's great. >> yeah, it's great. and so, i got this porch in new york, it was awesome. >> jimmy: what is that car worth? >> that's worth, i want to say -- i don't know it off the top of my head. a lot. >> jimmy: thousands? >> can't afford it. put it that way. i brought it to work and, you know, i'm constantly trying to impress kid cudi. >> jimmy: the rapper/actor that's on your show. so, did it work? >> i was like, so, kid, you want me to take you for a ride?

he's like that's my l.a. car. >> jimmy: you should have run him over. >> i know. no, he's really -- this one time -- >> jimmy: he's what? >> he's baller. are we allowed to say that? >> jimmy: i'm not that hip. i don't know. he's baller, huh? >> when you hang out with him -- >> jimmy: you have to say things like that? what other terms has he taught you? >> well, actually this is what he taught me. he asked me to dinner just to hang out, and i was like, obviously, yes. and we got in the car and then we end up at barney's and it's nighttime. >> jimmy: the clothing store? >> yes. they have opened up barney's because allegedly he's going to meet ye -- can yes, kanye. they opened it up, it was like p pimp "pretty woman." he got tailored, a suit and everything and we left and we had dinner quickly and he went to go meet ye. >> jimmy: sounds like fun. don't even know kanye, by

the way. i can't be saying ye. >> jimmy: he would be all right with that. >> i don't know. >> jimmy: so he pulls up to the store, he goes in and gets measured in the middle of the night? >> a tailor and everything. >> jimmy: that's an oprah move right there. i didn't think kid cudi was heavy enough to get that -- >> he's heavy. >> jimmy: i guess so. sounds like it. >> he's pretty major. >> jimmy: this is a photograph. you are also on the show "children's hospital." this is a cool photograph, i think. this is a picture you have took of the fonz, henry winkler. what is that? >> these are jars. this is me being very -- this is me being creative. and so i did it with my iphone. these are going to be filled with pee. >> jimmy: what? henry winkler's -- >> it's "children's hospital." >> jimmy: so he will dripping like eight gallons of water and fill those up? >> yeah, i mean, you know, it's a little different than that. >> jimmy: you knew him before the show? >> yeah.

he was a family friend of ours. >> jimmy: he's really into fly fishing. >> that's how we know him. >> jimmy: from fishing? >> i've been fishing since i was a little girl in montana. and, yeah -- sort of dorky, but yeah, i love it. >> jimmy: i like it, too. i just bought his book about fly fishing. >> he's an avid angler. >> jimmy: he. you brought this photograph alone. >> show and tell. >> jimmy: there you are with a fly rod and some trout. [ applause ] and more recently with a fly rod and no trout. >> okay, i'm not holding any fish here because i got really into posing. >> jimmy: it looks like you're modeling for a sage catalog or something. not necessarily -- >> i know this is -- but you know, it's funny, my mom is like, since i was younger, she would be really into, you know, not the sport of it, but isn't it beautiful to be out here and the scenery and i'd be like, no, we're [ bleep ] getting competitive. i want to catch a fish, i want a

big -- always like this thing. >> jimmy: yeah, you're there to catch fish. >> totally. take me to the stocked pond. take me there, i want to catch -- i want the picture. >> jimmy: more man than kid cudi, i tell you that much. >> i'll take it. >> jimmy: thank you for coming. the show again is called "how to make it in america." watch it sunday nights at 10:30 on hbo. lake bell, everybody. we'll be right back with evanescence. [ male announcer ] at the safeway pharmacy you can get a flu shot with no hassle at all.

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>> jimmy: this is their new album, called "evanescence." here with the song, "what you want," evanescence. ♪ ♪ do what you what you want if you have a dream for better ♪ ♪ do what you what you want till you don't want it anymore ♪ ♪ remember ♪ the unknown got to remember who you really are every heart in my hands ♪ ♪ like a pale reflection

hello hello remember me ♪ ♪ i'm everything you can't control somewhere beyond the pain there must be a way ♪ ♪ to believe ♪ we can break through do what you what you want you don't have to lay ♪ ♪ your life down it isn't over do what you what you want till ♪ ♪ you find what you're looking for got to remember who you really are ♪ ♪ but every hour slipping by screams that i have failed you hello ♪ ♪ hello remember me i'm everything you can't control ♪ ♪ somewhere beyond the pain there must be a way to believe hello ♪ ♪ hello

remember me i'm everything you can't control ♪ ♪ somewhere beyond the pain there must be a way to believe there's still time ♪ ♪ close your eyes only love will guide you home tear down the walls ♪ ♪ and free your soul till we crash we're forever spiraling down ♪ ♪ down down down hello ♪ ♪ hello it's only me infecting everything you love somewhere beyond the pain ♪ ♪ there must be a way to believe

hello hello ♪ ♪ remember me i'm everything you can't control somewhere beyond the pain ♪ ♪ there must be a way to learn forgiveness hello hello ♪ ♪ remember me i'm everything you can't control somewhere beyond the pain ♪ ♪ there must be a way to believe we can break through remember who you really are ♪ ♪ do what you what you want ♪ >> jimmy: i want to thank john goodman, lake bell. apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. their new self-titled album is out now. playing us off the air with the song "going under," you can see the full performance at

jimmykimmellive.com, once again, evanescence. good night! ♪ ♪ now i will tell you what i've done for you fifty thousand tears i've cried ♪ ♪ screaming deceiving and bleeding for you and you still ♪ ♪ won't hear me going under don't want your hand this time ♪ ♪ i'll save myself