cap steps for many years and reminded us our jobs were to serve the public good. for that, we shall remember and miss him. >> dicky: up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> jimmy: halloween night, my plan this year is to show up at arnold schwarzenegger's house wearing a sexy maid costume. and i will not leave until i'm pregnant. >> dicky: tyra banks. >> i tend to have some gay man inside of me. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> dicky: brett ratner. >> and all of a sudden, michael jackson pops out of the sunroof with a hulk mask on. >> dicky: and david spade. >> i talk about pumpkins?

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. hey, hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. i appreciate that. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. hey, quick thing before we go forward. tyra banks is here tonight. so, i want to make sure everyone is smizing when she comes out. you know what that is? you smile with your eyes. if i catch anyone not smizing, i'm going to have to send guillermo in to tickle you. are you excited for halloween on monday? [ cheers and applause ] really? what are you, 5? on halloween night, my plan this year is to show up at arnold schwarzenegger's house wearing a sexy maid costume. and i will not leave until i'm

pregnant. i never do. i never do. i bought a bunch of candy on sunday, though no kids ever come to my house because of the moat and the -- really not into halloween. even as a kid i didn't like it. to me, it just seemed like becking to me. and it is. but some people go all out. i saw this on the news. every halloween there's a guy here in california that makes a big light show on the outside of his house for halloween and this year's he's added music. >> owners of a home in riverside, california, created a halloween light show with pumpkins singing lmfao's "party rock." ♪ party rock is in the house tonight ♪ >> reporter: the house has attracted swarms of visitors, news crews and become an instant internet sensation. the house across the street had this to say. >> shut the [ bleep ] up! >> jimmy: somebody out to watch that mouth out with soap. [ applause ] halloween only a few days away,

i thought it might be fun to see what was going on at a local pumpkin patch. and to make it even more fun, we sent a gentleman who is one of america's leading pumpkin experts, and is also the star of the show "rules of engagement" on cbs, which you can watch on thursday nights. live tonight, david spade. hello, david. [ applause ] there he is. how is it -- david, how is it going out there? david? >> when are we doing this? are you a writer? what is this bit going to be exactly? >> jimmy: david? >> i talk about pumpkins? because i don't really know [ bleep ] about pumpkins. what is the plan here? >> jimmy: david, we can actually hear you. >> i saw that girl diana at soho the other night. pretty cute, actually. we talked about our same hair cut. >> hey, joe dirt. >> what's up, buddy?

we're doing a remote, some stupid thing for jimmy kimmel at the pumpkin patch. you know that show? do you watch that? >> jimmy: david? >> it's a late night show, jim kim? >> letterman? >> yeah, letterman. that's what it is. >> jimmy: okay, well -- we're having some audio issues. we'll check back in with him in a minute. okay, all right. game six of the world series was supposed to be tonight between the rangers and cardinals but it was postponed because of rain. it's been rescheduled for tomorrow, which looks like my idea for players wearing umbrella halts wasn't so stupid after all. the rangers lead the cardinals three games to two. i have a great idea. if the cardinals win, they should get johnny lawrence from cobra sky to hand tony laroux laroux is a and say "you're all right, kid." nobody? audio problem? i love baseball but i don't know

if it can considered our national past time anymore. who played baseball today. show of hands. okay, who checked their facebook page 12 times in the last hour? all right, that's our national past time. [ applause ] elsewhere in the world of can received sporting events, the nba lockout is still going on. talks between the players and owners started again this morning. the league already canceled the first two weeks of the season, now they are expected to cancel two more weeks. the ea i knew i shouldn't have invested all my money in a thunder stick company. the clippers must be happy about the cancellations. two more weeks of games they won't lose. they could be tied for first. steph steven tyler had an accident yesterday. the local newspaper there said steven slipped in the shower and lost a couple of teeth, which, you would think a fall like that would be cushioned by those

lips, or -- [ laughter ] or the 19-year-old girl he was probably showering with. but apparently he fell hard onto the floor. fortunately david hasselhoff was down there eating a burger and was able to call for help. [ applause ] so, they sent an ambulance to the hotel and took him to the hospital where he was pronounced dead on arye sal and then they realized he's steven tyler and he always looks like that. his manager today said the cause of the fall was food poisoning, which is manager cold for "it definitely wasn't food poisoning." you know it's funny if any other 63-year-old man fell in the shower, you would think, maybe his hip gave out. when it's steven tyler, you think, he us probably having sex hanging upside down from the shower curtain. he did have to postpone a concert, but the band is still going ahead with their new greatest hits album. >> it's the latest album from aerosmith, featuring all new

versions of their biggest hits including "amathing," "the other thide" and "i don't want to mith a thing." it's in stores now. >> available at walgreens. >> jimmy: a lot of spitting. let's check back in with david. okay, david spade is at the pumpkin patch. i believe we have the audio now. hey, david, what's going on down there? >> i got rained out, dude. so, i don't care. it goes against my show tomorrow night. i don't care about those guys. >> jimmy: david? >> do i have time to hit that taco truck around the corner? last time i went there i got a dog tooth in my burrito, i didn't even care. ow, easy. >> trust me, you need it. >> take it -- you got any gum, quick, quick, quick? >> jimmy: david? >> i have to do a live remote.

>> jimmy: yeah -- >> pop kind. >> yeah. >> jimmy: okay, david? >> you think this bit is going to be funny? >> i have no idea what you're doing. >> that makes two of us. is that cinnamon? gross. >> jimmy: david? >> who gets scinnamon? >> i do. >> what happened to peppermint? >> jimmy: that's a good question. what did happen to peppermint? this is pretty good. i can't think of a more time honored tradition in this country than streaking at a sporting event. for me, it's even more sacred than marriage. you've seen it 1,000 times. usually a guy runs on the field, takes his clothes off and runs around child security chases him and the announcers pretend to be d disgusted. last week, a college kid came up with a twist at a game i don't think i've seen before. >> oh, yeah. >> oh my god. oh my god. oh my god.

>> yeah! yeah! yeah! yeah! >> jimmy: diabolical, really, right? dress like a referee, it's like -- like mission impossible 5. the young man in the video is a 23-year-old u of a student named jason and apparently he's now in a lot of trouble. >> the university of arizona student who tore off his fake referee uniform and streaked across the field in just his skivvies during the game has been charged with felony impersonation and faces up to a year and a half in jail. >> i felt like this kind of last hurra. if i didn't do it, i think i would live with the regret. i planned it for so long and i felt like it was pool proof. >> he said he was trying to get onto the show "wipeout" and wanted to have a good answer to the question "what's the craziest thing you've ever

done?" >> jimmy: you don't want to go on "wipe count" with nothing to say. year and a half in jail in that seems harsh with me. we have jason with us via skype. this is jason. hello, jason. thank you for joining us. tell us a little bit about yourself. you're a student at the university of arizona and when did you get the idea to take your clothes off and run out on the field? >> over the summer, i first conjured up the idea. >> jimmy: and now you've been charged with what specifically? >> criminal impersonation, which is a felony charge at the moment. >> jimmy: who knew it was illegal to impersonate a referee? if that's the case, why isn't everyone that works at foot locker in prison? right? it doesn't make sense to me. you knew you'd probably get arrested, right? >> ah, yeah. actually, the worst i thought would happen, i would spend the night in jail and get a slap on

the wrist. >> jimmy: you think the police came down harder on you because you're black? i'm sorry, our connection is a little foggy. where did you get the breakaway pants? >> i made them myself. i actually got them from goodwill and cut them up the side. >> jimmy: you shouldn't be in jail. you should be on "project runway." and is it -- [ applause ] is it true that you could potentially get thrown out of school for this? >> ah, yeah, it is true. and -- i'm graduating in december so i think it would be a shame because i'm not a freshman, i'm not going to cause anymore trouble. i'm almost out of here and just looking to graduate right now. >> jimmy: sure. what do your parents think about this? >> they are not happy. they told me -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the reason you did this is you want to be on the show "wipeout." have you applied to be on the show? >> no, i haven't applied and the "wipeout" thing is a little fblp

on the radar. i just did this because i want a unique college experience. >> jimmy: what did the police say to you after they tackled you and took you off the field? >> i was very cooperative. at first they were kind of, you know, peeved at me and as they talked to me and realized what kind of kid i am, they calmed down and laughed about it. >> jimmy: are you sure they were actually police officers? maybe they were impersonating, too, right? when is your -- [ applause ] swh when is your court date? >> november 10th. preliminary hearing. >> jimmy: do you have a lawyer? a "save jason" fund or anything like that? >> i haven't come up with any fund. a lot of people are talking about it on facebook. there's a webpage on facebook and right now i don't have any lawyer. i really think -- i just kind of -- this kind of came a lot bigger than i thought it would. >> jimmy: what is your major in college? >> it's wildlife conservation

and management. >> jimmy: oh. well, worse comes to worse, maybe you can study wildlife in prison, i mean, that's -- i hope they throw this out. it's a victimless crime. the only people are the victims that didn't get to see this live, i think. >> yeah, well -- >> jimmy: when you go to court, don't wear a judge's robe, though. what's that? >> this has never been done and i think that's why i did it and there was nobody that was there to, you know, show me, you know, here are the charges. so, i feel like i've been made of an example of now so i don't think i need it anymore. >> jimmy: i agree. i agree. well, all right. we're going to try to get you on "wipeout" at the very least. and stay out of trouble. and hopefully you'll graduate and this will all be just a great story you can tell your great grandchildren, all right? thank you, jason. >> thank you. >> jimmy: good luck. [ applause ] i'm worried about him.

that kid will not -- he's not going to last four minutes in prison. hey, here's a story of another young person that ran into trouble with the law a 5-year-old girl, her parents left her at home by herself. she decided to get in the car and drive around the neighborhood to find them. >> a miscommune case between two parents left a little ohio girl home alone. a 5-year-old decided to hop in the family car to look for her mom. the girl called 911 after the car ended up across the street. >> did mom park her car across the street or did you get in the car and move it across the street? >> somebody moved it across the street. the car is staying on running now. you got to get here quick. >> i got to get there quick. >> my mom is going to be pissed at me. >> jimmy: if you can use words like that, you can drive a car. [ laughter ] let's go back to david at the pumpkin patch. ♪ to the left to the left

dude, do you know that song? i'm just getting into it. i'm two year s late. >> try ten years, dude. >> that's a good song. a lot of snaps, girl power, a lot of uh-huh. i can have another you in a minute. in fact, he'll be here in a minute. i like how she takes a safe route and rhymes minute with minute. she's so -- >> jimmy: i guess the fourth time is a charm. we'll try later. the chinese government has just announced a plan to ban all reality television shows that are, quote, overly entertaining. they do not like entertainment over there. right now the number one show in china is called "jon and kate plus one female child only." but the new rules will effect all 34 of china's tv -- 34 stations? we have more espns than that. the chinese may lead us in math and science but they will never be able to match our anoupt of

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>> jimmy: david spade. at the pumpkin patch.his show i engageme engagement." tonight on the show, starting november 4th, you can see his latest, starring ben stiller, it's called "tower heist," brett ratner is here with us. and then music from this album, it's called "england keep my bones," frank turner from the bud light stage. tomorrow night, justin timberlake will be here, rebecca romijn and we'll have music from the fray. our first guest tonight has the

power to make anyone in this room america's next top model. she has a new book called "model land." it is in stores now. please say hello to tyra banks. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? you look great. >> thank you. >> jimmy: how is everything? >> just fabulous. >> jimmy: behad a special reading of your book -- >> i was so touched by that. >> jimmy: you saw that? >> i saw guillermo. at first, i was like is that me or guillermo. i was confused. >> jimmy: it was him. he's shorter that you. >> and i love how he pronounced abigail. he was like -- >> abigail. >> jimmy: the book is aimed at young women and security guards, correct? >> that was funny. >> jimmy: what is the book about?

i've seen you on the news describing it and i'm still not exactly sure what it's about. >> okay. so the book is about a young girl named tookie de la cream. she is very awkward, and she gets discovered to go to this school that creates super models with super powers. it's full of crazy -- the book is campy and funny -- >> jimmy: you were high when you wrote this, right? >> aye had people tell me it's very at alice and wonderland." i never had a drug in my life, jimmy. i'm just flying on a natural high. >> jimmy: imagine what you did. >> there's crazy things that happen this is about self-esteem and her feeling good about herself. there's crazy stuff. if you were a bad model, you get turned into a cat in catwalk corridor. >> jimmy: that's bad? >> that's bad.

cat with a human face. >> jimmy: what about the good models? they go to heaven? >> they become -- >> jimmy: what is this thing that -- this, like -- is this a bookmark? >> yes. that is a bookmark and it is also a mask, jimmy. oh, it broke. just hold it there. >> jimmy: where? it goes over my eye? >> well, on there. i don't know if you want to do all that. >> oh, yeah. and these come with the book or -- >> no, they don't come with the book but we give them out. >> jimmy: how is the book tour? >> this is your eye? >> jimmy: oh, it is. well, so, everyone who comes to the book tour gets your eye. >> yes. a halloween thing. >> jimmy: who do you find in general, teenage girls that will come? >> a lot of teenage girls but there's the fabulous gays. >> jimmy: oh, the gays come? >> and it's so fun. they get the party started. and it's very like -- they like yell like lines out at me from

the book. >> jimmy: really? >> already. very "mommy dearest." >> jimmy: that's a great audience to get. they will stick with you to the end of your life no matter how crazy you get or what happens, the gays will be there for you. >> the gays will be there. >> jimmy: it's true. >> it's true. i had 15-year-old gay boys to, like, 45, 50-year-old gay guys. >> jimmy: is that what you intended? >> well, i tend to have some gay man inside of me. >> jimmy: oh. really? [ laughter ] i'm trying to figure out how that works. >> so when i'm writing it, some things are very campy and i say "darling" all the time, things like that. >> jimmy: and they love "america's next top model." >> exactly. in modelland, you have to pass boot camp. it's thigh high boot camp. >> jimmy: you were definitely stoned when you wrote this thing. it's made on rolling papers. >> stop that.

"new york times" best seller. >> jimmy: i know. how long did it take you to write this? >> five years. >> jimmy: so you wrote it not five years straight -- >> yeah, the idea came to me five years ago. i just wrote down, magical modeling school, looks like me, is me, not really. i wrote notes down and five year later, the book -- wrote for a year and a half of once upon a time. >> jimmy: who read the book first? >> my momma. >> jimmy: your mother? >> yes. i needed my mom to have serious attention dedication so i checked her into a hotel and i would call her every day. momma, where are you at? what page are you on? >> jimmy: you held her prisoner? >> i did. and there's one thing she kept saying. because tookie has a hard life. her parents are awful. and there's all this awful stuff that happens to her before she goes to model land. i had ten million times things worse and my mom was like, can

you just not make her such a -- i don't like tookie anymore. get over yourself. do something about your life. so, we edited many bad things this were happening. >> jimmy: and you are also going to college now while all of this is going on. >> yes. >> jimmy: not just a college, but harvard. >> business school. >> jimmy: is that different than regular harvard? it's still harvard, right? is it hard? >> it's -- jimmy, it is so damn hard. >> jimmy: i can't imagine. >> it is so hard. there's certain classes, like my finance class, first 30 minutes, i'm participating, because it's more the human part and then that stuff turns into ion skin stuff and i'm pretending to look engaged but really i don't know what the hell -- >> jimmy: why are you doing this? you could buy harvard, couldn't you? why would you do this? >> i'm doing it because i don't want to always be the face of my company. i look at walt disney and different -- >> jimmy: he's dead. >> hello.

bru we still go to disney land and we still watch the disney cham and we still want to be snow white and belle and all -- >> jimmy: and tookie will be your mickey. >> exactly. i want to create a company -- i stand for expanding the definition of beauty. i want to make young girls feel better about themselves when they look in the mirror. >> jimmy: but school is not the answer. >> no, it is the answer to run a business, yes, it is. >> jimmy: school is the answer. >> i got to -- >> jimmy: what about the business -- can't you hand that off to somebody? >> yes, but you need to be checking their ass. you check your people's ass? >> jimmy: i pay no attention. i have no idea what's going on. honestly. there could be families living in my moment right now i wouldn't even know about. but you -- wow. so, you're really on top of this stuff. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and what degree will you come away -- >> i graduate next year. i don't exactly know what it is. i'm in an owner, president, management program. so it's president,

entrepreneurs, people that are billionaires. >> jimmy: do you wear sweatshirts and stuff like that? >> yes, i do but i feel uncomfortable when i wear it in public, like, offcampuoffcampus. i just had it on last night. >> jimmy: i think you can wear it, though. >> i turn the little thing, i turn it out so people don't see it because i feel like they'll be thinking -- >> jimmy: what's going on on "america's next top model?" you are having a celebrity reunion type of thing? >> yes, all stars. the top girls -- >> jimmy: the craziest girls -- >> something like that, yes, fan favorites. and i know you watch "top model." >> jimmy: yeah, i do. >> and so this cycle, i feel like in order to be a model and be successful, you can't do it how i did it because me all my colleagues back in the day, we were on magazine covers, we had the cosmetics contracts, now the actresses, singers and reality stars have taken over. so, models have to take it to

the next level. my girls are singing, they are writing a song, doing a music video. november 2nd. >> jimmy: that's going to be a disaster. that's going to be wonder. . >> seven music videos. seven girls. >> jimmy: that will be great. >> they're singing it. yes. and i have a cameo. >> jimmy: i look forward to receiving that. tyra banks, everybody. "america's next top model" and "modelland" is out now. we'll be right back with brett ratner and david spade, too. stick around. we have a flat tire. how do i tie a bowtie, again? what's the fastest way to hartford hospital? do i need an umbrella in new york this weekend? remind me to call chris when i get home. move my meeting from 3 to 4. what does a weasel look like? remind me to get milk when i leave work. tell my wife i'm gonna' make it. wake me up at 6. play some coltrane.

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>> jimmy: all right, we're back. brett ratner still to come. and i think we finally fixed the audio problem with our at lite to david spade. let's go there now. david? hey, david, can you hear me? jimmy! hey, good news. i can hear you. >> jimmy: that is good news. that's great. so, what's going on down there? >> hey, listen, quick, before tyra comes out, i want to ask you something. >> jimmy: okay, well -- she actually has been here already. she already came out and she's gone now. >> oh, what did she talk about? >> jimmy: um -- smizing. we talked about smizing and she apparently wrote her book while she was on drugs.

we only have, like, 20 seconds left here, so -- >> what is this -- what about my bit? >> jimmy: well, we -- you know, we tried to get to you, but you couldn't hear us or something or -- we could hear you. >> well, you're going to miss it. i carved pumpkins into the cast from "twilight." >> jimmy: you did? >> thanks, buddy. i guess next time. >> jimmy: all right, well -- you know -- maybe next year, i guess. david spade, everyone. we'll be right back with brett ratner. i take my multi-vitamin but wanted to do something more for my nutrition. there's so much information out there. what's good for you today, is bad for you tomorrow. i had no idea what to choose. until i found pronutrients -- a new line of supplements from centrum, who i totally trust. omega-3 supports not only my heart,

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>> jimmy: hi there, we have music from frank turner on the way. our next guest is a hugely successful film director.

his movies include "x-men: the last stand." his latest is called "tower heist" and it opens november 4th. please say hello to brett ratner. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i love that once again you brought your grandparents here. >> i did. they're your biggest fan. >> jimmy: how are you? >> that's them. and they watch you every single night. >> jimmy: that's very nice. >> before they go to sleep. >> jimmy: well, thank you. don't fall asleep here, okay? and are you guys still living together? >> they live in my guest house and they go to bed very late. 2:00 in the morning and so they are up watching you and that's right before he takes his viagra. every night he takes one. >> jimmy: that way you have good dreams. by the way, girls must go crazy

when you tell them your grandparents live with you. >> it's like having a puppy dog. >> jimmy: that's a huge score. >> they kocome to the parties. they hang out. you started directing music videos, right? who were some of the artists you worked with? >> everybody from run dmc, the wu tang clan -- >> jimmy: what were they like, from a business perspective? >> they were insane but i think the craziest moment was with redman who actually worked with method man and i'll never forget, i was 20 years old, shooting a music video in the middle of harlem at 4:00 in the morning and the rapper, rap videos prepared me for movies because anything can go on a rap video and the rapper would say, redman says to me at 4:00 in the morning, this ain't real, man. i go, what do you mean? he goes, i need to be selling weed to a white bitch. i said, but it's in the video. it's 4:00 in the morning. there's no white bitches in

harlem. he goes, what about that her right there? i'm like, that's my mom. she's proud of me. i go, red maman, i can't put hen the video. that's how my mom got to be in the redman video, buying weed from redman in the video. >> jimmy: what a credit. wow. that's redman for you. and now michael jackson, i know you were a friend of his. did you meet him from a music video? >> no, i met him, god, when i was -- did the first "rush hour" and that's a long, crazy story. people, you know, don't really know michael as well as i did. >> jimmy: most people don't. >> they think they know him but he was probably one of the funniest human becomes ever. >> jimmy: for real? >> really. he just wanted to do practical jokes on people. i would sleep in the elizabeth taylor suite when she wasn't there at neverland. you always feel like you were being watched constantly, like there was hidden cameras everywhere.

i was sleeping and his voice -- there's an intercom system. brett? i go, yes? i woke up. he goes, are you sleeping? i go, yes. he goes, wake up, i'm sending kato to come get you. he had a limo driver a short japanese guy named kato who he would make wear a tux and a hat. so, kato comes, you can stay in your jammies. where are we going? we're going to 7-eleven. what are we doing? you'll see. put this on. it was a mask. i don't need one. he puts on -- i'm not michael jackson. maybe you need a mask. he puts on a hulk mask. he says, meet me in the bathroom. this is getting strange, okay? 4:00 in the morning. buy some balloons. he comes in the bathroom, we start filling up water balloons and he sends me out to the car, we filled 100. we get back in the car. we're driving down an empty

road. no one is in sight. it's 4:00 in the morning in santa barbara. all of a sudden, there must have been a homeless guy walking on the side of the expressway and the guy is just walking like this and michael jackson saying, kato, hit the brakes! and he slams on the brakes and i look out the window and this guy is like this, like he thinks he's going to be attacked. michael jackson pops out of the sun roof with the hulk mask on. imagine how scared this guy was at 4:00 in the morning. and he goes like this, and the guy doesn't know which way to go. and he can't see. it's only a water balloon and he whips the water balloon at him and the guy just starts running. kato, throw it in reverse! and i'm like, freaking out. and we catch up to the guy and the guy just stops and he hits him with the balloon and he goes, kato, go! and i'm like -- do you think the police are not going to know michael jackson with a hulk mask and a stretch limousine -- we laughed the whole night.

it was like the craziest thing. >> jimmy: that is the craziest thing that's ever happened. wow. that's unbelievable. and -- i mean -- i don't even know where you go from there. well, eddie murphy. he is a guy who, growing up, just the funniest guy ever. >> ever. ever. >> jimmy: and now you get to direct him in a movie. >> you have no idea. i raced to the set every day to direct eddie murphy. i was a kid. i watched "beverly hills cop" 300 times. when i -- it was his idea, actually, for the movie. he pitched me this idea and when we started shooting, it was like, for me, a dream, beyond a dream. >> jimmy: i'll bet. >> and him and ben are so incredible together. two of the biggest -- >> jimmy: the movie is very, very funny. so great to see eddie murphy in that, the old eddie with the gleam in his eye and -- >> yeah, he's a genius. he -- and, you know what it is? we haven't seen him playing a street guy. he's a real street guy in this movie and, you know, i --

because i did "rush hour" and the combination between jackie chan and chris tucker, they were so different. and ben stiller and eddie murphy are completely different. when you put them together, it's an explosion in a bottle. >> jimmy: we have a clip here. >> this is the clip, what happens is, you know, they work in a building, blue collar working class guys and they, a billionaire who lives in the pe penthouse loses all of the pension fund of the employees. so they decide they're going to take back what was initially theirs but they have never stolen anything before. they just, you know, they're elevator guys, a doorman, they don't know how to steal anything. so, they go to eddie murphy who they think is a big-time crook and he puts them through a training process on how to -- watch. >> jimmy: well, the movie is called "tower heist." >> ready to adapt to the situation. you have to be able to think of your feet. i was on a job few days ago

where my homie got shot in the face. >> he's kidding, right? >> earlier today, i taught you all how to pick a lock with a bob bby pin. practice on this door. this is yours. this is yours. this is your punk ass bobby pin. take it! you unlock the door, you won't freeze to death. i'm going to be inside having sex with rita. >> jimmy: well, there you go. brett ratner's movie is called "tower heist." it opens november 4th. we'll be right back with frank turner.

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>> jimmy: this is his latest album. it's called "england keep my bones." here with the song "peggy sang the blues," frank turner. ♪ ♪ peggy came to me in my sleep in the middle of the night on a friday night last week

she whispered ♪ ♪ "hush child now don't be scared i got me a few words of wisdom that i came back to share" ♪ ♪ and she said "it doesn't matter where you come from it matters where you go ♪ ♪ and no one gets remembered for the things they didn't do" i said "peggy won't you stay ♪ ♪ here for a while we could drink whisky we could play cards we could get wild" ♪ ♪ she said "we'll play poker and we'll play for keeps i only play angels lately ♪ ♪ and they never let me cheat it doesn't matter where you come from it matters where you go ♪

♪ and no one gets remembered for the things they didn't do you could say i had a good start ♪ ♪ you could say i had class and you could say that i was born beneath a ceiling made of glass ♪ ♪ but i always kept an open house i always did right by my friends ♪ ♪ so when i got to st. peter's gate i told the keeper i'm not the one ♪ ♪ who need to make amends better times are coming better times ahead no one gets remembered ♪ ♪ my deathless child so don't rest too long in bed and peggy said it doesn't matter ♪ where you come from

it matters where you go and no one gets remembered in this ♪ ♪ listless, loveless life for the things they didn't do and peggy sang the blues as i drifted off ♪ ♪ and peggy sang the blues as i drifted off and peggy sang the blues as i drifted off ♪ ♪ peggy sang the blues peggy sang the blues ♪ >> jimmy: i want to thank our guests. apologize to matt damon. this is his latest album, it's

called "england keep my bones." playing us off the air with the song "i still believe," you can see the full performance at