from "dancing with the stars," herman cain, is here with us tonight. >> dicky: presidential candidate herman cain. >> jimmy: do you think the other candidates will follow suit and hire women to charge them with sexual about rasment? >> if they're smart, they will. >> dicky: taylor lautner. >> wearing the team taylor panties right now. >> dicky: and music from junip. >> jimmy: to you, it's a

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- herman cain. taylor lautner. and music from junip. with cleto and the cletones. and now, in so many words, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. thank you very much. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm host of the show. thanks for being here, thank you for watching. you're here on a great night, the latest castoff from "dancing with the stars," herman cain, is here with us tonight. [ laughter ] no, wait, i'm sorry, that's a joke from next year. [ laughter ] and dreamy taylor lautner is

here with us. [ cheers and applause ] and i'm not promising anything, but i'm told both of them will be going shirtless. [ cheers and applause ] i like the fact that the man who potentially would have control of our nuclear arsenal will be on after the werewolf from "twilight." [ laughter ] been crazy here today. our building was surrounded by twi-hards and cainiacs today. we have members of team jacob here with us. we have the team herman crew is here, too. i have a lot of questions for herman cain tonight, a lot. this morning, a fourth woman came forward with accusations of sexual harassment dating back to the late '90s. her name is sharon bialek, her lawyer, gloria allred. of course. i think gloria allred has a press podium in her living room for instances just like this. here she is describing what her

client claims happened, using her sensitivity and grace. >> at the suggestion of her boyfriend, a pediatrician, whom she had dated for four years, she reached out to mr. cain for help in finding another job. instead of receiving the help she had hoped for, mr. cain instead decided to provide her with his idea of a stimulus package. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: could i get a rim shot for that? [ rim shot ] she's hilarious. [ applause ] say what you want, she's very -- i'm actually suing her for that joke. bialek said she met with cain in 1997 after she was fired from the national restaurant association of which cain was the president at that time and she worked for an education program that was based in chicago. and then she said she called herman, asked him for help finding a new job. and he told her to come to washington, d.c. so they could meet. then she said when she got to her hotel, the room she'd booked was upgraded to a palatial suite, and she said he did that,

then he took her to dinner, and after dinner said he would show her around the headquarters of the restaurant association, which must have been a fun tour, and -- [ laughter ] and, well, i'll let her take it from there. >> i thought that we were going to go into the offices so that he could show me around. at that time i had on a black pleated skirt, a suit jacket and a blouse. he had on a suit with his shirt open. but instead of going into the offices, he suddenly reached over, and he put his hands on my leg under my skirt and reached for my genitals. he also grabbed my head and brought it towards his crotch. i was very, very surprised and very shocked. i said, "what are you doing? you know i have a boyfriend. this isn't what i came here for." mr. cain said "you want a job, right?" ♪

>> jimmy: at least he's keeping a sense of humor about it. so we'll see what herman has to say about this in 30 minutes or less or we'll give you your money back. we had a new episode of "dancing with the stars" tonight. and even they seem to have been affected by this news about herman cain. >> announcer: will the judges please reveal their scores? carrie ann inaba. >> 9. >> announcer: len goodman. >> 9. >> announcer: bruno tonioli. >> 9. >> 9-9-9. >> jimmy: that's right. rob kardashian got 9-9-9. the first scores of the night. rob's sister kim was not there to support him. kim kardashian was in minnesota over the weekend visiting her soon to be ex-husband kris humphries. according to tmz, she went to minnesota to get closure and another $8 million for the two-part "kim kardashain finds closure special" on e! tmz got video footage of kim arriving at kris' home, but it

seems like they're both going through a lot right now. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. someone tweet a doctor. so -- i guess that's over. [ applause ] over the weekend, i was out and about this weekend, and all people wanted to ask me about was a video we had on the show last week. after halloween, i asked parents to pretend they ate all their kids' candy and videotape the reactions. we got a lot of responses, so we put the best videos together. since wednesday at midnight on youtube alone, this video has been seen 13 million times. that's like if you had justin bieber singing to a hamster playing a piano on a skateboard. it's a lot of video. have you seen the candy video?

if you haven't, the most popular part comes at the end with two brothers from new york named c.j. and jacob. >> that is mean for you to eat one, or two or three -- >> so, you guys aren't mad at me? >> not really. >> but why did you eat all of our candy? >> it looked really good. i wanted it. >> but why did you already eat it? >> guess what, i didn't eat all of your halloween candy. i didn't eat any of it. i just hid it on you to play a joke on you. >> oh, my god. >> oh, my god. >> is that funny? >> yeah. >> jimmy: so, that's c.j. and jacob. they're going to be here with us live in studio on thursday night.

and i've decided i'm going to try to buy them from their parents. [ laughter ] you know, most people were delighted about our halloween candy prank but some were not. >> did you hear about jimmy kimmel? he put out a challenge the other night to all the parents to say, hey, the next day after halloween, tell your kids that you ate all their candy. he's trending and partly because of this video. check it out. >> the most devastating thing. >> are you kidding me? >> he didn't think there would be so many tears. he thought the kids -- >> he's obviously not a parent. >> no, he's not a parent. >> first of all, that's your treasure, that's what you got. that's what you produced for dressing up, i mean -- hold on while i'm regressing here. this is what makes you who you are. okay, and so there's that. and then you take it away, and on top of that you're lying to your kids. >> they come clean at the end. >> come on. yeah, that really teaches you to trust mom and dad. oh, i was just lying to you.

forget about it. it's all right. >> he was trending, and i think it's a funny video anyway. >> jimmy: you can tell how serious jeff is by the looseness of his tie. by the way, i happen to have two children and tomorrow, i'm sending my son to the station to take your skittles and kick your ass, jeff. [ cheers and applause ] you know, i came up with an idea for the next challenge. next challenge i want to have parents tell their kids they were adopted, but now i'm starting to think twice. [ laughter ] after 26 days, the jury in the trial of dr. conrad murray reached a verdict today. he was found guilty of involuntary manslaughter in the death of michael jackson. it was a mad house outside the court today. most of the people there were fans of michael jackson hoping for a conviction. but there was at least one demonstrator who seemed to believe they convicted the wrong guy. >> there's a crowd here waiting for the verdict. some jackson fans. >> all: guilty.

guilt! guilty! >> and others, supporters of conrad murray. >> killed michael jackson! >> jimmy: what? why would they do that? [ applause ] finally got tired of him hoarding in on their sparkly glove business. also outside the courtroom today and friday, the biggest michael jackson fan of all, our old friend jake byrd. when celebrities are in trouble, he's always there. there for lindsay lohan. >> accepted responsibility and that's really all i have to say. >> she went to jail? >> yes, she did. >> oh! >> jimmy: that's jake. jake was there when one of the times when they released paris hilton. >> later that month, she pleaded no contest to a reduced charge. the dui charge had been reduced to an alcohol-related reckless driving charge. and we have someone behind me

who is very excited that paris hilton has exited this jail. >> jimmy: but his number one favorite more than lindsay or paris was michael jackson. we met jake outside a michael jackson trial, one of the trials, it was in santa barbara but he's been with us ever since. today he was outside the courthouse. here's jake byrd at the trial of dr. conrad murray. ♪ >> verdict time. let's fry some doctor. >> so you see what's going on outside the courthouse. >> all: guilty, guilty. >> reporter: in the conrad murray trial. people have been on the outside, they've been on the side of conrad murray and also on the side of michael jackson. >> michael jackson is music, and the music world would not be the same without michael jackson, so, you know, this is not like a joke. it may be -- >> yeah, if it was a joke, we would say why did the banana go to dr. conrad murray? because he wasn't peeling well. that's a joke.

>> right. >> wide did the cow go to conrad murray? because he couldn't moo-ve his bowels. this is not a joke. >> it's not done right at home. >> propofol is totally, totally fine when administer eed correctly. if you have a couple sips -- that's not going to do it. that's not going to do anything. try it. come on. come on. come on. it's fine. >> no. >> it just mellows you out. makes you want to dance. >> no verdict today. does that mean you expect a verdict to come on monday? >> yes. >> all: guilty. guilty. guilty. >> you heard it right here, natasha. they think a decision is coming on monday. >> all right, everybody, get some rest this weekend. wear thermals on monday. i'm going to go hunker down. well, here's to having a dry night with a little sleepy sauce. mmm! see you in the morning. ♪

>> oh, my god. oh, my god. day two. i overslept. i overslept. day two. guilty. guilty. this is like the office at the michael jackson trial. guilty, guilty. >> well, quite a scene. one gentleman, he's got the t-shirt on, it says dr. murder. >> guilty. >> he's bad. he's bad. you know it. come on! >> so many similarities, the same courthouse, the same level of intensity. many of the same reporters. i was covering it -- >> right now. >> wow, she's amazing. >> so, everything changes. >> nothing guilty about that. i tell you what, between this and the mcrib being rereleased, what a week, huh? yeah. dr. murray just entered the courtroom, he's waiting to hear

the verdict. >> ladies and gentlemen of the jury, i'm advised that the jury has reached a verdict. >> one moment till the announcement. >> i reviewed the verdict form which now i will pass to miss benson, the court clerk. >> today is going down in histrionics. >> we the jury in the above entitled action find the defendant -- >> come on justice. you can do it. >> -- guilty of the crime of involuntary manslaughter. >> guilty. guilty. guilty. we did it. we did it. hakuna matumbo. hakuna matumbo. go into the light. guilty! ! guilty! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. congratulations, jake byrd.

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>> jimmy: hi there and welcome to the show. tonight on it, the former ceo of godfather's pizza and republican candidate for president herman cain is with us. his book is called "this is herman cain!: my journey to the white house." and i thought this was a fun thing. every one of these books comes with a slice of pizza. that you can eat. i'll save you for later. and then, all the way from sweden, with music from their latest album "fields," junip is with us. tomorrow night we'll be joined by mickey rourke, the latest castoff from "dancing with the stars" and we'll have music from wale. and later this week -- robert pattinson, kristen stewart, freida pinto, from "the walking dead" jon bernthal. those adorable brothers from our halloween candy video will be here. and we'll have music from thompson square and feist. so join us then.

not since eddie munster and michael j. fox has there been a wolf as beloved as our first guest. "the twilight saga: breaking dawn part one" opens next friday. by the way, his shirt comes off 26 seconds into the movie. please say hello to taylor lautner. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good to see you. >> you too. you too. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: so -- [ cheers and applause ] >> wow! thank you. >> jimmy: explain this 9-9-9 plan to me because i'm not sure i understand -- oh, wait a minute. i got the cards mixed up here.

i watched you and your castmates get your hands and feet in the cement at grauman's chinese theater last week. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> really such an honor. is that a picture? >> jimmy: a picture of that. have you been by to visit it? >> no, i haven't. >> jimmy: there it is. these are your feet right there. >> wow, there's my hands. >> jimmy: you can see robert's are sloppy. >> yeah, he was a little confused. >> jimmy: werewolves are better at imprinting in general. >> there you go. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was something else. >> i was so nervous. i mean nervous just because of what we're doing, i mean, but for some reason, you might laugh at me, but i thought the three of us were just going to go to a private room and just maybe there would be a slab of wet cement there and we'd just do it privately and then they put it out there. i didn't think it was going to be a big deal. >> jimmy: oh, really.

instead there were thousands of people screaming and shouting at you. >> i didn't know that until i walked outside. >> jimmy: no one told you this? >> no. no one told me i was getting a footprint. i was really confused. there was like helicopters and it was -- the street was shut down, so that made me -- >> jimmy: did you ruin a good pair of shoes? >> these are actually the shoes i wore. >> jimmy: those are the ones? they're pretty -- >> yeah. now that i think of it, you really didn't get your footprints put into the cement. you got your shoeprints -- >> i was so confused. >> jimmy: should have taken your shoes off. >> i asked that question. you're not only doing your hands, you're doing your feet. i was like, really? i thought we were going to take our shoes off. i don't know. >> jimmy: fortunately you were able to get out of it. i mean, you never know. you could be trapped in there and molested for the next three hours. >> there you go. >> jimmy: speaking of that, you're at a big "twilight" convention this weekend here in l.a. >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how does that work? >> it's different every time but yeah, this was actually -- this was in a ballroom at a

hotel, and there was like 3,000 fans waiting for us, and it's always -- it's a lot of fun. they go out there and give off a lot of energy like you guys. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: but -- [ laughter ] so, are -- is most of the group teenage girls? >> you would think so. [ laughter ] but yes, there are teenage girls, but we also have, like, little separate divisions of fans. maybe even more passionate are twi-moms. [ cheers and applause ] they are unbelievable, then we do have our rare occasions, but they are pretty passionate themselves of the twi-guys. >> jimmy: the twi-guys? >> yeah! we got a few twi-guys out there. i love it. >> jimmy: are the twi-moms the most dangerous? >> i can't believe you -- yeah,

they are very dangerous. >> jimmy: do they touch you? do they get grabby? because -- >> you know my first interaction with a twi-mom was for "twilight," the very first movie, so we really didn't know what to expect. we were doing a signing in a mall and i saw the next people coming up with a mother and daughter and the daughter was totally cool about it and the mom was there and she's like shaking and -- they both come up and the daughter goes first and she's like, yeah, can you sign this for me? i'm like, boom. she's like, thank you. she gets out of there, and the mom is like, she comes up, can i touch your hand? and the daughter is like -- the daughter is like, mom, come on. the mom is like, no, it's okay. this is what these things are. we do this. like, taylor, i'm wearing the team taylor panties right now. [ cheers and applause ] is there any way i can get them off so you can sign them? and, you know, i guess i would have done it, but the security was like, no, there's no way

your panties are coming off, ma'am. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it becomes a hygiene issue you don't want to deal with. i heard a rumor that i think it was last week there was an internet rumor that you had been -- you'd been killed by a group of strippers. [ laughter ] is that true? were you killed by strippers? >> yeah, it did happen, but i'm back. no, it's amazing the things that are out there. yeah, i did -- i've had a few death rumors now, but this one was pretty interesting because it was like i was out at a club, and there was these exotic dancers, and they took me back to their hoteloom, and they drugged me, and then they -- i don't even know what happened, but it was -- >> jimmy: you can't remember? [ laughter ] >> i probably wouldn't have been able to remember. but no, that was by far the most interesting death rumor i've had. >> jimmy: we have a clip from the movie, and i have to say every time i go into one of these "twilight" movies, i think i'm not going to like it, but i come out i go, hey, that was good. what are we going to see here? [ cheers and applause ]

you're finally -- i don't want to ruin anything i guess people have read the book -- >> no, this movie is exciting because it's a totally different feel. it's a little more mature, but this clip specifically, i am -- we've realized that bella is out of blood, and we need to go get her more blood, so i'm warning her parents, or not her parents, but edward's parents, and i'm going to go out and handle that problem. >> jimmy: here's a clip from the "the twilight saga: breaking dawn -- part one." >> so that's the last of it? >> she could deliver tomorrow. if she'll have any chance at all, she needs more blood. >> and you have to feed. we need to go tonight. >> carlisle, you're the enemy tonight. sam won't hesitate and you will be slaughtered. >> emmet will come with us. >> that won't be enough. >> we have no choice, jacob. >> we have to try. >> you'd risk your lives for her? >> jimmy: you see what happens? [ cheers and applause ] very good to see you. congratulations. the movie opens friday, november

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>> jimmy: hi there. welcome back. still to come, junip will be with us. our next guest has a very good chance of being the republican candidate for president of the united states. he's never held elected office, but he does know what's most important to americans, and that's pizza. please welcome the man who put the number 9 back on the map, herman cain. [ cheers and applause ]

>> thank you. >> jimmy: look at you. there you are. how was your day? [ laughter ] >> well, all things considered, i'm still alive. it was -- it got off to somewhat of a rough start. we had a little surprise show up on tv. >> jimmy: did you watch that? were you watching? >> we watched it because we didn't even know that this whole thing about woman number four was going to even come out, so that was a surprise. >> jimmy: yes. >> and -- >> jimmy: good morning. >> at least it wasn't one of the many that have the first name "anonymous," so now this one actually had a name and a face. so, we watched to see what it was and who it was and we are dealing with it and tomorrow we're going to have a press conferen conference. >> jimmy: oh, you are having -- >> oh, yeah, we are going to have a press conference. we're taking this head on. >> jimmy: have you considered hiring gloria allred as your attorney? [ laughter ] >> you almost made me say

something that my panel says you should not say. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> let me put it to you this way, i can't think of anything i would hire her to do, okay? i can't think of a thing. [ applause ] >> jimmy: now, this -- i was thinking about this stuff and, you know, i know you can't get into the specifics of these things but i was just thinking about kind of the human factor and i was imagining you watching this and just putting myself in that position and i was imagining your wife. did you speak to her today? was she watching it with you? >> my wife is in atlanta. we were in san francisco because i had a speech at noon. this press conference came on at 10:30. so my wife did watch it, and i called her immediately afterwards, and as i was sitting there, i had a few of my staff members there with me, and i'm sitting here, and they're watching me, and they could see steam coming out of my ears and the feelings that you have when you know that all of this is

totally fabricated, and you go from anger, then you go -- you get disgusted, you try to control yourself to make sure you watch this thing all the way through it, and i was listening very closely, and then when it was all over with, i said, well, i know what we got to do because there's not an ounce of truth in all of these accusations, and my team is putting this stuff together. that's why i'm willing to do a press conference tomorrow to set the record straight. >> jimmy: i see, all right. well, very good. that's all people can ask for. >> that's all they can ask for. >> jimmy: and in a way, because people keep asking you about this. there's no way to move forward from here. >> right. >> jimmy: i mean, tiger woods tried to not talk about things and that didn't work out well. >> right, right. but see, when i made the statement that i'm done talking about this, i was talking about the firestorm last week. i wasn't talking about this new firestorm that we discovered today but no, we are going talk about this one, and i am going to talk about it at the press conference. >> jimmy: if there are future firestorms, will you talk about them? >> i will talk about any and all

future firestorms because here's one thing people don't know about herman cain, i'm in it to win it, and i'm not going to be discouraged. [ cheers and applause ] i almost said something else. >> jimmy: you told a reporter, maybe some reporters, you said when you get on the -- when people get on the cain train, they don't get off. >> that's right. >> jimmy: do you regret that choice of words, "a," and, "b," what does that mean exactly? [ laughter ] >> i don't regret that choice of words because when people believe in herman cain and his message, they know that it is sincere. they are not swayed by what they call in politics the flavor of the week. you know, in this whole republican nomination, you know, you have somebody who was the darming of the nomination one week. >> jimmy: right. >> with all due respect, michele bachmann came out of iowa in she was in first place but then she started to lose some of her

support and then rick perry, because he was governor of texas and for two weeks all you heard was -- perry/romney, romney/perry, perry/romney. i thought it was a song, and the media was trying to tell the american people who the two candidates was going to be, but let me tell you what i have learned as a result and as indicated by the success that we've had, the voice of the people is stronger than the voice of the media, and the people are going to elect the nominee and the next president of the united states. they're not going to be easily swayed by just what the media hype is. >> jimmy: well, i believe that is true. yes. [ cheers and applause ] and as far as this -- i mean you're -- you're right on top of the polls, and, in fact, i don't know if it's as a result but to what do you attribute the fact that you've raised $2 million over the past week? do you think that has something to do with these allegations? >> i'm sure it does. i think that it's sending two messages. the first message is, the message is more powerful than money. the reason i have started to

move up in the polls was because when i talk about my plan for economic growth and jobs, my plan for energy independence and i talk about my plan and my approach for cutting spending, you got to grow revenues and reduce spending at the same time. and it resonates with people because it's common sense, however, before the firestorm broke last -- a week ago sunday we were moving on at a very nice clip. the day of the firestorm of these accusations, we had the highest fund-raising day online in the history of this campaign, and it has not stopped. the american people are saying, we are sick of gutter politics, and it's not going to work, and they basically said that they're sick of it with their money. that's the most powerful way that people can say that they are looking for a new voice and a new type of leadership in washington, d.c. >> jimmy: do you think the other candidates will follow suit and hire women to charge them with sexual harassment? >> if they're smart, they will.

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: whose idea was it to have your campaign manager, mark block, smoking in that wonderful ad you guys made? >> well, it wasn't mine. >> jimmy: it wasn't yours. >> we have a videographer. he's a genius. mark did that -- he did that piece because we were in vegas. we had just done the debate. i didn't have time to do another -- another -- i didn't have time to do another video, >> jimmy: right. >> so they got mark to do it and he just wanted to make a statement because we wanted to do something out there on the internet, new, foul loping the debate. mark -- i thought he did a great job delivering the lines. >> jimmy: oh, he's fantastic. >> he was fantastic. convincing, fantastic. and the little thing at the end where he kind of took a puff, well, we have a saying in my campaign. let herman be herman, let mark be mark, and let people be

people. that's really one of the things of my whole campaign. he smokes. he wasn't trying to tell anybody else to smoke, but that's him. that was mark being mark. >> jimmy: you do not smoke. >> i do not smoke. never have i smoked. mark is respectful. if he smokes, he doesn't smoke around anybody. >> jimmy: unless it's the cameraman. he blew it right in his face. >> you got a camera in your hand, he might light up. >> jimmy: have you ever smoked pot? >> no. >> jimmy: you have never smoked pot? >> i have never smoked pot. >> jimmy: even as the owner of a pizza chain, you never thought, i have get to the bottom of what my customer base is really thinking? no? [ cheers and applause ] >> here's how -- here's what i used to do to figure out what my customers were thinking. >> jimmy: huff paint? >> nope. just serve them a great tasting godfather's pizza. >> jimmy: i want to ask you about godfather's pizza because i know you're not involved with the company anymore. >> not anymore. >> jimmy: i want to ask you. they now have something called a

super taco pizza on their menu. would this fly on your watch? >> yes. >> jimmy: yes. >> yes, and here's why. >> jimmy: why? >> the reason that would fly under my watch if i were still at godfather's, is because godfather's secret to the best tasting pizza is real simple. we use the best-tasting ingredients. that's what makes the great pizza. i just told the whole world how to make a great pizza. >> jimmy: as an italian-american, i find this to be an aberration, i think. >> maybe as a pizza connoisseur yourself, maybe you need to think thicker and bigger. >> jimmy: you're going to get yourself into trouble again. [ laughter ] we'll be right back with herman cain. his book is called "this is herman cain!: my journey to the white house." we'll be right back. [ male announcer ] just how many appliances are on our wish lists? 'cause this season, the timing couldn't be better. right now, we can get those black friday prices

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>> jimmy: we're back with herman cain. we're still here. >> yeah. >> jimmy: now if i were president, and that's unlikely ever to happen, the first thing i would do, and i'm being serious about this, is i'd march into the white house, and i'd say, get me the ufo files. i want to know what's going on with these ufos. the president gets to look at that sort of thing. >> that's right. >> jimmy: does that interest you at all? >> yes, but that's not the first thing that i would want to look at. >> jimmy: third? >> maybe fourth or fifth. the first thing that i want to know is where is the money? >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> where is the money? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: is it possible maybe the ufos took the money? >> that's right, the ufos could have taken the money, but i want to know where the money is because we're spending too much

of it, and i want to make sure that we attack the biggest problem we have, our biggest domestic problem is first growing this economy, which you know i have put a very bold plan on the table, but simultaneously bringing down the debt. we cannot leave our kids and our grandkids this mess that has been created, and that's one of the reasons that i'm running. >> jimmy: why not, though? what have they really done for us? [ laughter ] i mean, my kids have been nothing but a drain on me. >> well, you have another option. you could put them out early and put them in the street, you know, and this sort of thing, but i think that it is immoral for us to leave the mess that's been created, and here's the sad thing about this. this mess has been growing and growing and growing like a frog in boiling water. you know, if you put a frog in a pot of boiling water. >> jimmy: wait a minute. you haven't done this, have you? >> no, no, no. they call it an old wives' tale, jimmy. >> jimmy: oh, okay. >> i got to teach him the differences between reality and fiction.

you put a frog in a pot of boiling water, and if you adjust a little bit of heat, the frog won't jump out. he'll get used to it and think that's the way it's supposed to be. you add a little bit more. you do this over a long period of time. eventually the frog will boil to death because the frog doesn't have sense enough to know the water is too hot. this is how we got into the mess that we are in. little by little by little, the politicians and the bureaucrats have burned us to the point that we're about to go off of a cliff relative to spending and this nation is already bankrupt but they haven't been honest and told the people about it. >> jimmy: you think so. you think the nation is bankrupt? >> we are bankrupt. >> jimmy: who is going to come close us down, you know? china? i dare them to come close us down. >> here is when you know we are being closed down. when foreigners don't show up to buy our debt, which they are not showing up to buy our debt as much as they used to. >> jimmy: can i say guillermo has offered to buy a lot of our debt? right, guillermo? >> yes, jimmy.

>> jimmy: and -- >> when you don't have any takers, you are bankrupt, and the problem is -- see, back in the '90s when i was on the board of the federal reserve in kansas city, we didn't have this problem. people would stand in line to buy u.s. debt. the reason that the fed is doing some of the things that it's doing to prop up the treasury department is because many of them are saying, your rating has been downgraded, you got $14 trillion in debt, and they're saying, hmm, i don't know if you're going to remain solvent. what you got to do, like i said, is grow this economy, which we have the capacity to do, and then make sure that we bring down the debt, and people will be standing in line to buy our debt again. >> jimmy: i read your wife is a democrat. is that true? >> my wife is a democrat, but that doesn't mean that that's how she votes all the time. >> jimmy: i see. >> yes, she still says she's a democrat, and i believe that, but that doesn't mean that she votes democrat. >> jimmy: well, i guess you'll wait and see how everything goes, right? [ laughter ]

>> nah, i think i know. >> jimmy: you think you got at least one vote. >> two. >> jimmy: will you vote for yourself? >> i will vote for myself. are you kidding me? >> jimmy: you will? isn't that kind of obscene to vote for yourself? shouldn't you be fair? >> no, i think it's smart to vote for yourself. >> jimmy: smart to vote for yourself. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, i have to say i think you've -- i don't know you. i don't know this woman. i don't know any of these anonymous women, but, well, first of all, thank you for making the election a lot more interesting than talking about just the economy. i mean, you know, i know to you it's a distraction, but to me it's my life. >> i understand. [ laughter ] well, you know, you asked me earlier and you said, well, did my wife watch that press conference today? she did, and do you know what she said to me when i called her? she said, the things that that woman described, she said, that doesn't even sound like you, and i've known you for 45 years. my own wife said i wouldn't do anything as silly as that lady was talking about.

she knows me. i've been married 43 years to the same woman, and i'm proud of it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much for being here. this is the book -- >> 9-9-9. >> jimmy: 9-9-9. >> that's not the price of the pizza. it's the jobs, job, jobs plan. >> jimmy: "this is herman cain!: my journey to the white house" is out now. herman cain, everyone. we'll be right back with junip. [ male announcer ] an xbox 360, call of duty: modern warfare 3, and...a travel toothbrush. [ cellphone rings ] hello. you get modern warfare 3 yet? of course. been playing. well, i've been all around the world. right now i'm playing the new york map...in new york. what? yea, i flew to new york and got the game an hour before you.

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>> jimmy: this is their latest album. it's called "fields." here with the song "in every direction," junip. ♪

♪ still protecting the magic feather holding tight to a supporting crutch ♪ ♪ writing scripts on worn out leather still waiting on a divine touch ♪ ♪ try to ride on waves of activity in every direction you're the center ♪ ♪ and you're always free in every direction ♪ feeling safe enough to abandon the void ♪ ♪ ban the zero ban the noise quiet sounds picked up and dissected ♪ ♪ all faint shadows reflected try to ride on waves of activity ♪ ♪ in every direction you're the center and you're always free

in every direction ♪ ♪ in every direction in every direction in every direction in every direction ♪ ♪ still protecting the magic feather holding tight to a supporting crutch ♪ ♪ writing scripts on worn out leather still waiting on a divine touch ♪ ♪ try to ride on waves of activity in every direction you're the center ♪

♪ and you're always free in every direction you're the center and you're always free ♪ ♪ in every direction in every direction in every direction in every direction ♪ ♪ in every direction in every direction in every direction in every direction ♪

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