>> dicky: chef jamie oliver. >> a little bit of heavy breathing. yeah! >> dicky: and music from vince gill. >> jimmy: mark this down. november 17th, 2011, the day america gave up. ♪ i say we just a friend

>> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a word about the new, high-performance fiat 500 ah-bart -- the legendary italian sports car that'll be

available in the united states in early 2012. it debuted yesterday at the l.a. car show, and my friend guillermo has been test-driving it ever since. ♪ >> my name is o. guillermo. agent cero-cero-siete. my assignment today -- to stop the diabolical mr. mean from blowing up the world. stop, mr. mean! >> you're too late. i blow up the world. >> do not blow up the world. >> oh, my god. what is that car? beautiful. >> it is the new fiat 500 ah-bart. >> it's beautiful. >> yeah. i will give you a ride if you don't not blow up the world. >> buy cheeseburger for me?

>> yeah, i buy you cheeseburger. let's go. >> come on. >> you got to put the seat belt on before we go, okay? >> okay. one minute. ♪ >> dicky: visit fiatusa.com to learn more about this new vehicle from fiat usa. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live" is back in two minutes with jamie oliver, music from vince gill and peter facinelli. it's national unfriend day! ♪ ...elegance... ♪ ...is hard work. ♪ it's taking style... ♪ whatever you want me to ...performance... ♪ i'm gonna see you through ...and originality and making them look easy. ♪ i can breathe, i can feel ♪ i believe ♪ and there ain't no doubt about it ♪

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>> jimmy: thank you. hello there. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on this momentous night. a night of much unfriendliness. our second annual national unfriend day special. or n.u.d., as we call it for short. before we get to those festivities, i would like to say a prayer if i could. i would like you to join me. dear internet. please give me the strength to up friend those who annoy me. the courage to -- not to friend them back tomorrow. and the wisdom to know better the next time i meet someone outside jiffy lube and that person sends me a friend request. amen. all right, as jeff once said, hey, nud, let's party. it's time to get going. we've got an all-star celebrity phone bank who i will introduce in a minute. and the guy who plays chewbacca is also here, he plays it out on

hollywood boulevard. [ cheers and applause ] national unfriend day is the day on which we ask every person with a facebook page to take a good, hard look at their friends list and eliminate anyone who is not really a friend. think of your friends list as your underwear drawer there are three, four pairs in there that you will never wear. tonight, we say good-bye to the people version of those. you know when a forest gets overgrown, they burn it down to start life anew? national unfriend day is the match that starts that fire and your facebook friends are flaming little chipmunks scurrying for their lives. marriage how good it's going to feel to wake up tomorrow morning and only see updates from people you actually care about. it's possible but only if you unfriend right now. people in the united states and canada, people are unfriends in droves. we have special guests tonight working the phones. first, from "the league" on fx, paul scheer is here. are you getting calls? >> yeah.

getting a ton of calls, jimmy. michelle fields from west chester, new york, she just unfriended dylan after he gave mr. poppers penguins five stars. good run. >> jimmy: also here tonight, we have kaley cuoco from "the big bang theory." >> hi, jimmy. got a handle here, buddy. >> jimmy: somebody on the line? >> a good one. miss turner from omaha just unfriended jenna because her statuses have been super bitchy lately. >> jimmy: tell her we said hello and thank you. and also tonight from "the price is right," drew carey is here with us. he's got someone on the phone, as well. >> i need -- i need a half ounce. not a quarter ounce. >> jimmy: drew? >> how come you only give me a quart yoer ounce? i'm having people over. >> jimmy: it looks like a personal call -- >> i'm sorry, my phone got shut off. >> jimmy: we'll come back to you

in a moment. drew carey, everybody. and the band is also manning the phones. why would people even be calling about this? it's on the internet. we're keeping track of all the understood friending tonight on a hi-tech tote board, manned by cory. did you unfriend anyone today? >> ah -- well, yeah, i got rid of, like, ate people. >> jimmy: you did? you have a facebook page? >> yeah, but like, now, like i don't got anymore friends. >> jimmy: well, that's -- all right, let's see how many have been unfriended since the show started. and? cory? [ applause ] >> that's like that's like well into the 200s. >> jimmy: well into the 200s. >> it's like right before 234. like right before 234.

>> jimmy: we're all to a flying start. [ laughter ] this is good. the less time you spend on facebook, the more time you can spend doing something productive. or looking at pornography. either one. because you know what? no one has ever said i wish i would see more pictures of my pilates instructor's first day of third grade. nud is a new holiday and getting a lot of attention. it's kind of like occupy wall street only without hackey sacks. and we're starting to make the news. >> wednesday is international day of tolerance. you don't have to agree with someone's beliefs. >> and thursday is national unfriend day. it's time to clear out your social pages and maybe get rid of some of those not so good friends. >> and friday is home made bread day. >> jimmy: oh. we timed this perfectly. i think we might have more news coverage from today, yes? >> today is jimmy kimmel's second annual national unfriend

day. >> one of the biggest holidays of the year. head to your takebook page and get ready to click unfriend. >> folks, national unfriend day. >> or n.u.d. >> today might be the day to delete those people you really don't even know. >> how many of those friends do you actually know? >> it's time for you to admit they're not really friends. >> please don't unfriend us. >> please don't unfriend me. >> i hope nobody unfriends us today. >> go for and unfriend today. >> time to clean house on facebook. just delete the people you don't want anymore. >> friday is homemade bread day. >> jimmy: oh. who doesn't like homemade bread? [ applause ] here's the thing. i know -- i know that all of facebook is a waste of time. i just want to make sure you are wasting your time more efficiently, while you are wasting time, i don't want you wasting time. >> we interrupt the program in progress for this special report. >> good evening, i'm diane

sawyer with news you care about. out of ohio. jose just got khloe in the "which kardashian are you" quiz. >> jimmy: okay, we're back? let's go to kaley. you have somebody else on the line? >> i do. this is important. stephen in ohio, he just unfriended mark after he kept facebook chatting with him at 2:00 a.m. saying "what's up playa" and they've never met in person. >> jimmy: that's a good reason. >> yeah, you say that, you're out. >> jimmy: especially that. paul? >> i got one right here. jeff, he unfriended maxim, a strange guy from the czech republic who just has been sending pictures of him with guns. >> jimmy: okay. >> yeah, weird. >> jimmy: drew? we'll come back -- >> totally cool. they're shooting me from the waist up. >> jimmy: drew is apparently

on -- >> who says hollywood doesn't care, right? let's go back to the unfriend tote board where chewbacca cory? what's our new number? give us to us. let us have it! [ cheers and applause ] what is the number, cory? >> that's definitely -- the numbers are going up. >> jimmy: they are, yes. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you're supposed to announce what the number is, though. >> oh, yeah, it's -- that's almost 1600. so, that's, like, 1600. >> jimmy: okay, we're almost at 1600. you can just go ahead with the actual number. have you ever been involved in anything like this before? >> ah, just for fun, yeah. yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hey -- have you ever been involved in anything before? >> ah -- just, like -- >> jimmy: yeah, all right, we got it. [ laughter ] here's something, a serious topic to get worked up about. most people who care a little

bit about children and the future of this country have a problem with what most public schools serve for lunch. for the most part, kids are eefting french fries, nuggets made of chicken backes, horrible garj. so koj this week took action and introduced a bill to classify pizza as a vegetable. in schools. mark this down. november 17th, 2011, the day america gave up. i guess they figure our approval rating is 7%, what the hell, let's go down to 2%. they're saying two tablespoons of tomato paste on a pizza makes it a vegetable. and they are fighting to keep fries and higher levels of salt on the menu in response to pressure from the potato, salt and frozen pizza industry. for real. the food industry, the new rules give schools the flexibility to increase nutrition. which -- right. the same way elastic waistbands give us the flexibility to keep in shape. i can't -- i really can't believe they're calling pizza a

vegetable. i knew this herman cain was trouble. i knew it from the start. maybe it is, though. in a world where kardashians are celebrities, maybe pizzas can be vegetables. and twizzlers are a fruit. [ applause ] it seems fitting to me tonight that our guest is jamie oliver, who has devoted a lot of his life to trying to get schools to serve their children healthier food. for the past few months, he's been working on a project here at our show to set an example. we set up a vegetable garden on our roof. let's go there now to jamie. hello, jamie. >> hey, jimmy! >> jimmy: how's it going? >> welcome to the new vegetable garden. >> jimmy: very impressive. i have not seen it. show us around a little bit. >> well, we have big vaj tables here. medium vegetables here. we even have little builts over here, little bites. and the best thing about these vegetables is that they are always in season. >> jimmy: those look a little bit like pizzas. >> no, they're vegetables.

>> jimmy: are pizzas vegetables? >> yeah. yeah. they are vegetables. >> jimmy: pizzas are vegetables. >> he's right, jimmy. pizzas are vegetables. >> these are now officially usa fully certified government vegetables. >> jimmy: who am i to argue with jamie oliver, i guess. >> can i have a slice? >> jimmy: thank you, jamie. thank you for the garden. we'll see you in a bit. bring vegetables for everyone. [ applause ] what's that? we go now to diane sawyer with breaking facebook news. >> a special report. >> good evening, i'm diane sawyer. breaking news out of hartford, connecticut, where beck kip's favorite pizza toppings are in order. pepperoni, clams, bacon, ham and sausage. sorry vegans, smiley face. >> jimmy: that's pretty heavy. keep an eye on that. thank you, diane.

tomorrow is a sad day for television. it's regis' last day on "live with regis and kelly." regis has been on television for 50 years. i'm going to miss his voice screaming at me every morning for no apparent reason. i really am. i'm sure they have fun stuff in store with regis tomorrow and from the looks of this promo, it looks like he has fun stuff planned for them, too. >> after all these years, what in the world could regis do now to surprise you? >> where's katie court pick. >> well, america, get ready. because right after he takes his final bow, he's going to take it all off. >> look at me! i'm naked! >> watch his victory lap through the abc offices. >> what are you doing? >> let me get that for you. so long! say farewell to regis and his penis. yes, i'm out of here. >> oh my god! >> don't miss regis' final show.

tomorrow at 9:00 on abc. >> jimmy: he will be missed. let's go check in with our national unfriend day phone bank and drew carey. >> yeah, hey. how are you doing? >> jimmy: good. how are you -- >> doing okay. >> jimmy: who are you -- check back in with drew later, i guess. thank you, drew. let's go to the n.u.d. tote board, shall we? and we are at -- how many, chewbacca? [ applause ] and again, you are -- the idea is for you to read them, like ed mcmahon used to -- >> okay, well, that's -- 47,368. >> jimmy: all right, thank you very much. [ applause ] not the momentum i was hoping for, but -- all right, one more thing. it's thursday night, it's time for our weekly tribute to the

fcc where we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. it is "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> well, if you have any unwanted friends on facebook, now is your chance to [ bleep ] them. >> if your pet vomits, don't [ bleep ] them for 24 hours. >> how many times have you actually [ bleep ] a [ bleep ] for a male counterpart? >> wow. >> with our daughter, all he had to say was, i'm going to [ bleep ] you and she fall out crying. >> we don't care about how you [ bleep ] your [ bleep ]. >> i am dedicating today's show to [ bleep ] things. get to this broken down in a few minutes. >> now, the question is, can you sell records. the question is, can you [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. >> we're up for the challenge. >> all right. >> i don't [ bleep ] seven days a week but when indo, i do it. >> i have a bulged [ bleep ] in my lower back. >> a bulged [ bleep ]. >> how did you fix that?

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>> jimmy: quite a show so far. welcome back. it's our second annual national unfriend day. tonight on the program, starting tomorrow, you can see him in "the twilight saga: breaking dawn part one." peter facinelli is here. also tonight, this is his new

book called "meals in minutes." chef jamie oliver is here. and finally, a country music hall of famer with 20 grammys to his name, with music from his first album in five years. it's called "guitar slinger." vince gill from the bud light stage. next week, we'll be joined be artie lange, nick dipaolo, the winner of "dancing with the stars," and we'll have music from lady antebellum and nickelback. let's get an update from our national unfriend day tote board. look at those numbers. go, chewbacca. what is the number? [ applause ] cory? go ahead and read that number. >> that's 50,951. >> jimmy: perfectly done! [ applause ] national unfriend day, obviously, is sweeping the land. it's become a major holiday. even better than arbor day, i think. and here now to celebrate it, in song, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, the one and only biz markie. ♪

>> hey, man. your facebook friends are so lame and their profile pictures, they're hucking their moms. >> jimmy: your friends are so lame, when they take a personality quiz, it says "get one." >> okay. your facebook friends are so lame, they changed their profile picture more than they change their underwear. what? >> whoa, whoa, whoa. your facebook friends are so lame, when they change their relationship status, they put it to "i'm going to die a virgin." >> you got to just unfriend them all, man. i got a little story to tell you. ♪ have you ever met a girl that you tried to date ♪ ♪ but gave you mixed signals so you had to wait ♪ ♪ let me tell you story ♪ what happened to me ♪ it all started when i friended her on fb ♪ ♪ i met her with high heels in new york city ♪ ♪ she wore a red dress and she was very pretty ♪ ♪ we talked all night and this and that ♪ ♪ she even showed me a picture of her kitty cat ♪

♪ around midnight she said she had to go ♪ ♪ i asked for her digits but she said no ♪ ♪ but we can be facebook friends and take it slowly ♪ ♪ then the next day ♪ i got her friend request ♪ thank the lord because i felt so blessed snsz i posted on her wall hey let's get together ♪ ♪ then i waited by my mac book forever ♪ ♪ two weeks later she responded to me ♪ ♪ i'm so busy ♪ i don't think we can see each other again ♪ ♪ but we can stay in touch and just be facebook friends ♪ ♪ i don't need no facebook friends ♪ ♪ i need a girlfriend ♪ ♪ you ♪ don't got what i need ♪ so i say we just unfriend ♪ so i say we just unfriend ♪ oh baby you ♪ don't got what i need ♪ so i say we just unfriend ♪ so i said we just unfriend

♪ my news feed was filled up with her posts ♪ ♪ her omgs ♪ her status updates of what she's doing and thinking ♪ ♪ why ill sit at home crying and drinking ♪ ♪ this facebook pain has got to come to an end ♪ ♪ it's time to cut the cord, time to click unfriend ♪ ♪ i want y'all to sing along with me, everybody ♪ ♪ oh baby you ♪ don't got what i need ♪ so i say we just unfriend ♪ so i say we just unfriend ♪ oh baby you ♪ don't got what i need ♪ so i say we just unfriend ♪ so i say we just unfriend ♪ oh baby you >> jimmy: biz markie, everyone! biz markie. we'll be right back with peter facinelli.

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hey, jessica, jerry neumann with a policy question. jerry, how are you doing? fine, i just got a little fender bender. oh, jerry, i'm so sorry. i would love to help but remember, you dropped us last month. yeah, you know it's funny. it only took 15 minutes to sign up for that new auto insurance company but it's taken a lot longer to hear back. is your car up a pole again? [ crying ] i miss you, jessica! jerry, are you crying? no, i just, i bit my tongue. [ male announcer ] get to a better state. state farm. >> jimmy: we're manning the national unfriend day phone bank. still to come, jamie oliver and vince gill. as fiercely loyal fans

of the twilight franchise are aware, our first guest plays dr. carlisle cullen, a 350-year-old vampire. for those who are not already in line, "the twilight saga: breaking dawn part one" opens in theaters tomorrow. please say hello to peter facinelli. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: peter, i think -- i think your button is off on the bottom. oh, i thought you had a dark brown belly button. >> no, no. >> jimmy: how are you? >> good, really good. >> jimmy: you were in new york today, you flew in and then you fly back out tonight right after the show. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: thank you for coming. we could have just skyped. >> i was thinking that. >> jimmy: were you at the big premiere on monday? >> i was there, yeah. in l.a. and then i flew back to new york and then i went straight to work. like, went to work, took a shower, jumped in the clothes

and started working and then i went to the premiere in new york after that. >> jimmy: who did you take to the premiere with you? >> my daughter. >> jimmy: that's nice. is that exciting for her? >> yeah, she's 14 so she totally, you know, was really excited. >> jimmy: she likes it. and she likes dad being in the movie? >> i think so. it's got to be awkward for her. she likes it when she gets to go to the premiere but when we went, you know, when i drop her off at school, she's like, drop me off around the corner. it's embarrassing for her. >> jimmy: i guess it would be to have girls screaming for dad. >> a little weird for her. >> jimmy: for both of you, probably. >> when we went to the premiere, it was awkward, too. the l.a. premiere was like, insanely amazing but it started off a little rocky. >> jimmy: in what way? >> well, my assistant said my car was outside so we went outside and my mom, my dad, my sister, my daughter, my niece and we all get in, you know, the escalade and we get in and, you know, the driver is not there. and i'm thinking, okay, maybe he

went to the bathroom or something. we're sitting in the car. i'm looking in the back and there's happy meal wrappings. i'm like, this guy is a slob. picks me up in a dirty car. sitting in there for five minutes and i'm like, we have to get going. i realize we're in a parked car right now. this is not the car. so i'm like, okay, listen. don't make any sudden moves. everybody just get out really slowly because i don't want -- if the guy shows up and five people are getting out of this car, they're going to think it's a car jacking. >> jimmy: your parents are from italy and -- >> jimmy? >> i don't mean interrupt but brick carter just unfriended her friend june from tampa because she posted ten pictures of her cat dressed up as snooki. >> jimmy: well, thank you, paul, for breaking in with that. >> i don't know if i like this unfriend day. >> jimmy: you don't? why? how many facebook friends do you have? >> i don't know. i work really hard to make friends.

i don't want to be unfriended. will you be my friend? >> i just unfriended you at the beginning of the show. >> just for saying that? i w >> i was getting into the spirit. >> i tried unfollowing people on twitter, i got hate mail. >> jimmy: this is not about twitter. this is about facebook. that's serious stuff. >> that's worse. >> jimmy: you think it is? >> they have access to your personal stuff on facebook. twitter, they don't have access to anything. now people know what my cat looks like and they can stalk me. they know where my house is. >> jimmy: you put pictures of your cat there, right? i mean, isn't that true? >> it's a cute cat. >> jimmy: well, this movie, of course, you are a doctor in the movie but you do not deliver the terrifying half vampire baby. >> no. well, like most doctors, you know, they say they're going to be there for the birth and when the birth comes, they are on the ninth hole playing golf and there's, you know, somebody else

is there. >> jimmy: i guess you've shot all the movies, you finished shooting already. who are you closest to in the cast that -- >> we're all pretty tight. kelp and i are pretty tight. you know how there was robsten? well, there was something on, you know, online, pellen. peter and kellen. we thought -- we were getting off a plane -- >> jimmy: i thought portia and ellen were pellen. >> we thought it would be funny, there were paparazzi as we got off a plane. we were holding hands. and then it wasn't that funny when everybody said, peter and kellen are an item. we were shooting late one night and we were going into night so we said, we should stay up and everyone thinks on these movies, you must do such fun things together and it cuts us to at 3:00 in the morning, we're on our laptops, it's really boring. i'm tired, i'm going to go to

sleep. i need to show you -- and -- i need to show you what happened. it's really funny. so i say good night to him and he reaches over, apparently went to get his food. i thought he was going in for a hug. i start hugging him and then i'm like, "why are we hugging? "he's like, "i was just going to get my food." >> jimmy: why are we hugging? that's another question. that's very sweet. you're in the wrong spot now. we have to get you back here. we have a clip. would you set this up for us? >> yeah, in this scene, we're talking to jacob and jacob is telling us something about something. >> jimmy: jacob is the werewolf. and this is based on a true story. "twilight saga: breaking down dawn part one." >> he's not going to come at you head on. he's got the place surrounded and he will wait for his opportunity. >> he won't get through without a fight. >> no fight. we won't be the ones to break the treaty. >> the treaty is void.

at least in sam's mind. >> not in ours. >> carlisle -- no one's hunted for weeks. >> we'll make do. >> thank you, jacob. >> jimmy: so proud of you. peter facinelli, everyone. "the twilight saga: breaking dawn part one" opens tomorrow. we'll be right back with jamie oliver. ♪ that's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh ♪

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>> jimmy: hi there, we're back. still to come, vince gill. well, hey, let's check in with our national unfriend day phone bank. kaley? >> poor zach. zach on the phone from texas.

he just unfriended a guy he met six years ago at his cousin's birthday party that keeps posting about the faith hill music video and he said it feels really good to be free of him. >> jimmy: that's a great choice. drew? >> because we're not friends anymore, that's why. yeah, it's national unfriend day. we're friendly but we're not friends. i don't know what you don't get. >> don't make it personal, drew. >> you know what? [ bleep ] you then. >> jimmy: okay, that's -- not really the spirit of -- well, whatever. i guess you can call people, too. our next guest is a very gifted chef who cares more about what we eat than we do. his newest book teaches you how to make great meals in half an hour. it's called "meals in minutes." please say hello to jamie oliver. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: how are you? very good to see you. last time you were here, you had some trouble with the l.a. unified school district. you did your show here and tried to get better food on the schools and you had a villain of sup super intent den of schools. and then he was replaced by dr. daisy and so -- i just want to tell you what has happened since that night you were here in case you don't know. last year, at this time, the school menu in april was cheeseburger, hot and spicy chicken chunks, peanut butter and jelly pocket and/or wings of fire. and then strawberry milk, regular milk, pork milk, lard milk. today, november 17th, turkey burger, black bean burger. lean deli turkey sandwich. potato smiles, which look like this.

i don't know if they're good or not. but they look happy. fresh fruit and then 1% milk and no more flavored milks. so that's pretty good. [ applause ] >> it's definitely moving on. i think -- you know, in honesty, a lot has happened and another year will really tell but you know, the doctor had a lot of pressure to cave in and he hasn't. he was being true to his word here. and what's interesting with all the craziness going on with congress and, you know, you heard about, you know, pizza being called a vegetable. >> jimmy: why is that happening? >> i tell you exactly why. it's because the food companies of america own you. okay? they're more powerful than government. they got, better lawyers, more money, deeper pockets. and really, they know that you're all really busy worrying about a million other things. so, what's interesting is, like, in the last year, the best scientists in the country, thousands of experts, people that provide the service came up with this new bill, the child

nutritious bill and it was actually really good. it was the most important thing for child health in 45, 50 years in this country. right? and in two weeks, these moron frozen food companies, pizza industry, you know, frieench friday have bought, bribed, bullied congress who have completely let everyone down into basically making it okay to feed them french fries every day. >> jimmy: so what can we do about this? as little as possible -- >> look, i tell you what's really sad. america's really changing now in a positive way but it's a need to speed up. and just put it in perspective. obesity in america alone cost $10 million an hour. an hour. >> jimmy: a what? >> obesity. >> jimmy: oh. >> it's a big -- >> jimmy: it's so worth it though, you know? >> really good. but it will kill you.

but you know, diet-related disease is still the biggest killer in the country. for me, what i've done literally in the last three hours, during this show, i think, that america, your viewers should tell congress how we should shout out and tell them. 90975, text jamie to that number -- >> jimmy: you wrote it on your hand. >> this is important. we've got to show congress that they can't let you down. what's cool about this number is, it texts you straight back and it's a free number that basically, you put your zip code in and givens you the number of your congress person, where you live in america and you can leave them a message and i want your viewers to flood congress in the next 24 hours, just saying it's not good enough. [ applause ] >> jimmy: 90975. >> and text jamie to that number. >> jimmy: this is not a sex thing that you're hooked up

with? >> i might put a little bit of heavy breathing, but -- yeah! but no, seriously. when you get that number, you'll hear me at the end tell you exactly how to do it. it's so simple. the public out there, it needs to be easy for them to shout. >> jimmy: and i appreciate that you have come from another country to help us because it doesn't seem like -- >> it must be weird for you, i know. >> jimmy: i think it's great. i do think it's a great thing. many people would just stick with their own can i tountry an hell with everybody else. people should also buy your cook book. >> even being on the show last year, sitting here -- the interesting thing is, l.a. is probably in the top 10% of best practice in the state. in a year. >> jimmy: as far as -- >> just being on the show, your support, you guys -- l.a. already looks in a much better place because of this ridiculous bill. >> jimmy: and now we need to do it for the whole country. >> jimmy? this is actually relevant here.

apparently mcdonald's just called, they unfriended jamie. >> jimmy: what are you going to do? >> well, you can tell them to [ bleep ] -- >> jimmy: jamie, this book is a cook book and you can make something in less than 30 minutes. >> yep. >> jimmy: is it really less than -- >> this is a big lesson on multitasking. and just really kind of almost like a dance, you know? not physical dance but it's like, you know, if you think about it, when you get 12 min e minutes, you can knock out stuff in that good time. you haven't got time, i can't afford it -- and if you think about it, if you get takeout for four people, minimum 20 bucks, you know what i mean? >> jimmy: yeah, sure. >> and you can buy a lot of food for that. >> jimmy: this is a huge, huge best seller in england. >> the second-biggest selling book ever in the uk. >> jimmy: what is the first? harry potter?

[ applause ] >> thank you. behind harry potter, of course. >> jimmy: harry pot roast. >> i'll get him next book. >> jimmy: it is great to have you here. jamie oliver. this is the book, it's called "jamie oliver's peoples in min meals in minutes." we'll be right back with vince gill. state farm. this is jessica.

hey, jessica, jerry neumann with a policy question. jerry, how are you doing? fine, i just got a little fender bender. oh, jerry, i'm so sorry. i would love to help but remember, you dropped us last month. yeah, you know it's funny. it only took 15 minutes to sign up for that new auto insurance company but it's taken a lot longer to hear back. is your car up a pole again? [ crying ] i miss you, jessica! jerry, are yocrying? no, i just, i bit my tongue. [ male announcer ] get to a better state. state farm.

>> jimmy: this is his new album. it's called "guitar slinger." here with the title track, vince gill. ♪ ♪ well i'm a funky low-down greasy guitar slinger

big drinking honky tonkin' western swinger ♪ ♪ when it comes to love man i ain't no beginner i can drive girls crazy with just one finger ♪ ♪ well my daddy said son you're just a wastin' time you're never ever gonna make a one thin dime ♪ ♪ it wasn't hard for me to see all i was ever gonna be was a guitar slinger ♪ ♪ well i was living the life of a guitar slinger women and wine and whiskey for dinner ♪ ♪ oh i knew i was in trouble the first time i seen her ♪ ♪ i went and married that contemporary christian singer ♪

♪ well now i run for home when it's closing time i read the holy bible and i walk the line ♪ ♪ i can't wait to see what my baby's gonna do to me her little guitar slinger ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ well there's a few licks left in this guitar slinger

even though half of my stuff's in the cumberland river ♪ ♪ well now all i really need is just one six-stringer ♪ ♪ yeah i might have slowed down a little but buddy i can still bring her ♪ ♪ and i'm a gonna show up when it's party time see everybody dancing man it feels so fine ♪ ♪ if ya'll just show up and cheer for me i swear i'll play for free i'll be your guitar slinger ♪ come on. ♪

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