>> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a word about the venus embrace razor. if there's one thing i know a thing or two about, it's women. human women. women typically shave 18 times more surface area than men and some of those areas can be tricky but still a lot of women think they get a better shave from a man's razor. sadly, they are wrong. to prove it, i brought in a guinea pig, my aunt chippy. hello, aunt chippy. >> well, i may be a guinea, but i ain't no pig.

for sure. >> jimmy: aunt chippy shaved one of her legs with a men's razor and the other with the curvy, easy-to-grip-in-the-shower venus embrace with five curve-hugging blades and a ribbon of moisture for a smooth glide. may i examine the results? >> yeah, you can examine them, but i wish you weren't my nephew. >> jimmy: this is the venus leg is very smooth. the other leg is -- i think i'm bleeding. it's like a cactus. >> probably. >> jimmy: you could shred carrots with that leg. >> well, just be careful, only touch this one. >> jimmy: how did you even leave your house with a leg like that? >> it was easy, i just walked out. i did the one leg then i did the other leg. >> jimmy: if a cat rubbed up against you, you would kill it. the cat would be dead. >> probably. >> jimmy: well, the results are clear, the venus embrace makes my aunt chippy very smooth. >> dickey: venus embrace, the five curve-hugging blades and a ribbon of moisture for a smooth glide. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live" is back in two minutes with paul anka and regis philbin. let's shave off those fake eyelashes while we're at it. >> you leave my eyelashes alone, i paid for them.

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>> dickey: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, regis philbin and music from paul anka with cleto and the cletones, and now here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. hi, i'm jimmy, the host of the show. we got a fun show with you. regis is here. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's always fun to have regis with us and i always learn something when he's here. he's been doing this for a long time. last time he taught me how to make love to a woman.

so good at it. probably why he's been on tv for such a long time. 28 years on one television show. that's amazing, but just to be clear, contrary to what people seem to believe, regis did not retire, he was fired after they caught him stealing. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they say he tried to smuggle some coffee mugs out of the building. he said he was just thirsty. i don't know what happened exactly. all i know is he's here and we're keeping an eye on our stuff but in truth, regis left "live with regis and kelly" so he could spend more time at home many driving his wife insane. what his next move will be is a mystery to everybody, even him so we thought regis might appreciate advice from his fans so sent a camera out on hollywood boulevard today to find out what america thinks regis should do. >> regis, i think you should

come back to the show. we need you. >> you put your dues in. go to palm springs and do -- what was that? you know, golf, golf a lot. >> i think he should create a new pajama line. >> go out like a jeep since you already out, you already out there, go out there like a g. the media already took you out. you took yourself out doing what you [ bleep ] did and it's just pitiful. >> do you have any advice for regis philbin? >> didn't he just die? >> jimmy: thinking of someone else. so there you have it. the wisdom of the masses. today is or was depending upon where you're watching cyber monday. cyber monday is a day that every store online puts everything on sale -- it's basically black friday for people too lazy to put on pants. experts project that online

sales for today alone could exceed $1.2 billion. according to a survey released today nearly 60% of the american workforce shopped online at their job today while the other 40% looked at porn, i guess? i'm not sure how i feel about people buying gifts online. if you care about someone go to target at midnight and get them pepper spray. it's the thought. there was a lot of love in the air over the weekend. black friday followed by mall business saturday and then shoplift sunday, is what what it was? i always thought the reason they called it black friday the day most retailers turn a profit or go into the black for the year but this year i heard some different explanations and quite honestly i don't know what to believe anymore so to get to the bottom of this mysterious day known as black friday i turn to the one person i can trust my cousin sal who looked into it immediately.

>> let me ask you this, why do they call it black friday? >> i have no -- i have no idea. >> jimmy: i don't have any idea either. [ applause ] >> jimmy: it seems like there were a lot more violent incidents at black friday sales this year. a great day for bargains but a bad day for human dignity. it's the second leading cause of death in america over the holidays much the romans had the coliseum, we have walmart. in fact, a woman at a walmart not too far from here in l.a. allegedly used pepper spray on other shoppers to get to an. xbox first. brought pepper spray with her. i was at williams-sonoma and got

paprika spray and at a walmart in little rock there was a huge fight over waffle iron, they put them on sale for $2 apiece and people went berserk. how many times are those people actually going to make waffles? once for sure like a couple days later, maybe twice, but then you never -- i have a waffle iron, i use it as a pedestal for my salad spinner. just a waffle iron is nothing to fight over. in arkansas this weekend it was and fortunately someone was there to capture the incident on tape. >> things got a little bit insane at some of the black friday sales. for example, people at one walmart in little rock were in a near riot over $2 wafflemakers and look at this. >> it was nuts. this lady hit me in the face with a waffle iron. >> jimmy: you can actually see a mark. i don't know if you noticed. i don't get it.

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[ cheers and applause ] you've got to put a stop to this black friday on black friday violence. i hope you had a good thanksgiving. i did -- every year i have a tradition. there is a homeless shelter not too far from here downtown l.a. every year i go down there and eat turkey. they give it away for free. one guy who didn't have a great thanksgiving is our current american idol scotty mccreery. he was part of the thanksgiving day parade in new york city. had him on a float singing his new song over and over again and just to be clear by singing, i mean not singing. >> here to sing "the trouble with girls" is the bigger than life reigning "american idol, ladies and gentlemen, scotty mccreery. ♪ the trouble with girls they're a mystery ♪ >> jimmy: i can't believe i voted for him 1,800 times.

i tell you that's some parade. i don't know who's watching this parade. i was watching it but -- all i could think of watching the parade how much must matt lauer hate doing this every year. my guess is a lot. pat robertson got into the thanksgiving spirit last week on his show "the 700 club." you know him? he's got a co-host named christie watson and they're quite a pair. she got an interview with former secretary of state condoleezza rice, and this happened. >> what's that one thing at thanksgiving you just have to have? >> mac and cheese. >> sister that, is my dish. that is the one thing that i can rock. but only -- >> only once a year. >> good interview, christie. >> thank you, pat. >> what is this mac and cheese? is that a black thing. >> it is a black thing, pat. >> jimmy: mac and cheese you speak of. i have idea -- apparently my family is black.

what is this you speak of? speaking of awkward interracial exchanges wolf blitzer somehow wound up on "the soul train" awards. this time he was paired with legendary rapper doug e. fresh and suffice it to say it was not a proud moment to be a white person. >> last year we made history when you taught me how to do the do dougie. i learn the how to beat box. >> really? >> watch me beat box. watch me beat box. >> jimmy: maybe if you repeat it twice more we'll -- did you understand watch it beat bop. wolf got on the road to recovery this afternoon thanks to an

interview with herman cain. another woman today came forward with sexual allegations about herman cain. i think she's number nine-nine-nine now. ginger white. she's not claim cain sexually harassed her. instead she said they've been having an extramarital affair for the last 13 years. herman cain denied it immediately but the reporter showed her cell phone. the reporter texted the number listed under herman cain and he texted right back and explained who was texting. he said the woman was just a friend. he was trying to help out financially. the tiger woods thing happened at thanksgiving time too, didn't it? eventually seems inevitable we will find a woman that slept with both of them, our missing link, if you will, but -- it's another blow to the cain campaign. his lawyer put out an unintentionally hilarious statement denying everything but saying sex between two consenting adults is their own

private business. well, he has been successful in business. cain said his wife believes him on this one, as well. that's some wife he has and this is going to be some holiday for the cains. the sex grinch has arrived once again. in fact, tonight here on abc they aired the classic "the grinch who stole christmas." it seemed it appropriate to bring it up to date. the video from the grinch cartoon and matched it up from the audio from herman cain's interview with wolf blitzer and once again the holiday classic is reborn. >> tell us about the nature of your relationship with this woman. >> friend and trying to help a friend because not having a job, et cetera, and this sort of thing. that's all there is to the relationship. >> was this an affair. >> no. >> there was no sex. >> none. >> no sex. >> nine. >> if this woman says there is, she's lying. >> nine, nine, nine.

>> jimmy: it doesn't make sense. neither of them. we talked to regis and let's check in with regis in his dressing room backstage right now. [ applause ] >> hi, where's regis. >> i think he went out to hollywood boulevard. >> jimmy: he did? all right. could d we get a camera out on hollywood boulevard then? yeah? >> oh, hey. >> jimmy: hey there. how are you doing, regis. >> i'm standing on my star. >> jimmy: you are. why are you? >> if you stand on your hollywood star and make three wishes, they will come true. >> jimmy: oh, i didn't know they said that. >> i was about to do that until you interrupted me. >> jimmy: i'm so sorry, regis. here i go. >> oh. >> jimmy: wow, you wished for

ice cream. that's nice. i guess you get -- >> going to do it again. >> jimmy: oh, you wished for a megaphone. i don't think you need a megaphone but you get one more wish. make it a good one because those don't seem that great to me. >> here i go. >> jimmy: what is this? >> and now making his late night debut, regis philbin. [ cheers and applause ] >> oh, boy. thank you, thank you very much, everybody. and welcome to "regis philbin live"

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[ applause ] >> jimmy: hello there and welcome back. it took riot police with tasers to take him down, but regis has been temporarily subdued. tonight with a new christmas album called "songs of december," the great paul anka is here. and he will honest regis with song tonight. you can also see paul live in westbury, new york, on december 3rd, by the way. tomorrow night we'll be joined by shaquille o'neal, julia jones, and we'll have

music from david guetta featuring usher. and then later this week, jim parsons, terry bradshaw, taylor kitsch will be here, maggie q, and we'll have music from my morning jacket and yelawolf. and, oh, i want to extend a big congratulations to our announcer dicky barrett who along with his wife jessica had a baby girl on wednesday. great job. there's a picture. very cute. you can see she's already -- she's already got the tattoos like daddy. >> just like her daddy. >> is she healthy knock on wood. >> dicky: yes. >> her name is lilly barrett. her initials are lb so you better hope she doesn't get fat. our first guest tonight is a television titan. you know him as "regis" from "live with regis and kelly." he is ten days removed

from that show and already calling his wife "gelman" by mistake. his new book is a best-seller. it's called "how i got this way." please say hello to regis philbin. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good to see how. >> i thought i had you locked out. ho did you get back in. >> jimmy: let me get this straight. you're not retired. >> although everyone thinks i a i tried to make it clear when i said moving on but, no, everyone says retired. >> jimmy: and you did this to get away from gelman, right? >> that was one of the reasons. that's funny when you said i'm calling my wife gelman. >> jimmy: do you ever think i'll speak to gelman again. >> of course, i spoke to him this morning. >> jimmy: why are you still speaking to him. >> he did a terrific job. i hope you have a farewell the way i had a farewell. gelman knocked himself out on that one. >> jimmy: you had a big one.

>> too big. >> jimmy: really. >> it went on and on, farewell to regis and to gelman, is it too muchle farewell to regis? >> jimmy: they want to squeeze every drop, every tear out of everyone. you did not cry on your final show. >> didn't cry. katie couric said you'll cry. i said i'm not going to cry. ll bet you $10. where's the ten bucks, i haven't seen it. >> jimmy: are you telling me katie couric is a welcher? >> have i seen the money yet. >> jimmy: the last show, did you savor it or ready for it to be over? >> you know, yes, i was ready for the whole thing to be over. you know, the kids worked awfully hard on my staff putting all those memories that i frankly forgot about, 28 years of tough going through things so, yeah, i was glad to have that day come and say good-bye. >> jimmy: a lot of celebrities in your audience which they didn't tell you about. >> oh, tony danza.

excuse me, he was the biggest name there! and i was happy to have him. jimmy kimmel, no. >> jimmy: i was not invited. >> no, of course. >> jimmy: diane sawyer was there, donald trump, katie, of course. john mcenroe was there. >> mcenroe, they all came to pay homage to regis. >> jimmy: they sure did. i want to ask you about something, first of all, i want to congratulate you for -- this is perhaps the biggest thing, on the cover of the dean martin fan club newsletter. >> it comes out every month. >> jimmy: every month. >> yes. you have been up to my dressing room. a little thing of dean -- >> jimmy: i bought you this dean puppet. you probably got ten of them. i bought you one just like this. >> i'm look at your lair and your eyebrows, i see a lot of dean here. >> >> jimmy: i'm a regular dino.

>> i got him playing in my dressing room all -- >> jimmy: what's going on with all the crap? >> you got to get it all out of there. >> jimmy: you have got it looks like hoarders in there. how many pens does regis need? >> you're absolutely right, 28 years of storing stuff. people who send you things, you don't want to throw it away. you put it away and keep it and now it comes time to get out there and i'm having trouble. >> jimmy: what will you do with it. >> i can't bring it into my apartment in new york because it's all locked up. so much stuff there so i'm taking it -- i have a house in connecticut so i'm dragging it up there and storing it up there. >> jimmy: you should open a museum. that's really what i think -- >> you know, honest to god. i went through the lobby. it would be nice for a little wing starring regis. >> jimmy: we will build you a little museum. >> why not? i have all those picture, all those emmys. what do you want, it's there. >> jimmy: where is -- do i have

the statue? no, i don't have the statue. remember the golden gelman statue. you left it here. you forgot to take it with you. we can start with that and build on it i think it would be bigger than -- >> near regis' star. what's wrong. >> jimmy: do you have a wax figure? >> absolutely. >> jimmy: pull that over here too. >> sure. the more regis, the better. >> jimmy: we can make a lot of money from this. >> that's right. >> jimmy: you say we, i can make a lot of money. >> absolutely. who knows what will happen when i'm in new york. >> jimmy: this dean martin thing is not the first time you've been on the fan club. >> that's true. >> jimmy: your second appearance on the cover. >> the infomercial i did about, well, six years ago for gray garrison putting together the dean martin variety show. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i just loved it. and when people saw it late at night or whenever they were selling it they had so many clips of the great artists that we had years ago that you don't see anymore, you're never going to hear them or see them and a

lot of people thought it was the real show. >> jimmy: he's your justin bieber. >> i thought he was great. >> jimmy: you just love him. >> yeah, you're absolutely right. >> jimmy: did you get the chance to spend time with him. >> in my high school prom -- you had a high school prom. >> jimmy: i didn't go. >> no girlfriend? >> jimmy: exactly. >> what an eye opener. >> jimmy: i stayed home and watched "the fall guy" starring lee majors. >> everybody went to a nightclub after they had dinner with the whole class and some restaurant somewhere. so five of us took our dates and we rented a limo and we went to the copa co-banna which is years gone now but there was martin and lewis, dean martin, jerry lewis, i had read about them but to see those guys work together was really something and jerry lewis came out and he was throwing plates on the floor and raising hell and everybody was

laughing and then dean martin came out, you know, tall, handsome, good-looking guy, great voice and really just as funny as jerry. they worked together so beautifully so i just said from that moment i'm going to follow this guy's career and he went on to big things. >> jimmy: did you meet -- >> also, you know, dean was -- am i boring everybody about dean? >> all: no! >> jimmy: i love it because it's funny. you are a regis you have a guy that you look up to. i mean i think -- >> before i'm finished with you which is the guy you looked up -- there's 30 people in this book who i looked up to who inspired me and i bet there are another 30 in your life. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, sure. >> so anyway, dean -- we'll get back to you in a minute. well, anyway -- >> jimmy: don't worry about me. >> here's what happens at various parties things like that i would see dean and shake hands. but, of course, difficult to get up to and snuggle, you know. >> jimmy: yeah, you're right. >> so one day i'm over there

covering george clooney's -- not george clooney -- oh, what am i talking about here? who is the guy who had all those -- car chases out there and he was driving the truck? great, wonderful actor. come on, why can't -- >> jimmy: was it lee majors from "the fall guy." >> burt reynolds. thank you very much. and in the movie are dean and sammy davis, so i'm on allowed to cover some of the excerpts and there's dean's agent, he says, you want to go inside. dean is sitting there alone. talk to him. i go in there he is sitting at a booth in this big trailer. regis, he said, sit down and we talked like an idiot i go back to the copacabana and there i am with my girlfriend and i went through the whole thing and i said i really was a big fan because my college years when i went home to long island, i had a job at a plastics factory and it was from midnight to 8:00 a.m., i hated the hour, i hated

the plastic factory, i hated everything so to get me inspired i would play a little record of dean's. it was just out and i'm going back to the '50s. >> jimmy: before the ipod? >> right. so i'm playing this song and i gave him the title and i said, dean, i used to listen to this every night. he said, what is the title. i said "one foot in heaven." he said i don't remember it. sing it to me, regis. so i sit there and i sing the whole bloody song ♪ one foot in heaven on age old street and with the other one i walk on air ♪ any way i sing the whole song and he said nice song but i never sang it. [ laughter ] >> and i guy come knocking on the door, dean, ready for you. >> jimmy: this is his book it's called "how i got this way." it's out now, and, regis, you sing the songs of dean martin.

>> with joy on december 29th in naples, florida, december 30th, regis with susan lucci. >> i love him. >> jimmy: we'll be right back with regis. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ male announcer ] there are over half a million apps and counting on the iphone. apps that can take you anywhere and do anything. you might say there's no limit to what this amazing device can do. so the question to ask is -- why would anyone want to limit the iphone? [ phone beeping ] we don't. truly unlimited data for your iphone, trouble hearing on the phone? only from sprint. visit sprintrelay.com.

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kind of like -- >> jimmy: really? what do you think of that,

regis? >> i think you ought to try the gum. put it in your mouth. let's go. >> oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: regis, you want this? >> i'll try it. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's what the great ones do. you might think this was a joke. that was five years ago own our producer ken saved that piece of gum and he's been keeping it -- >> i dare you to try it again. go ahead. >> jimmy: all right. >> come on, give me a piece. >> jimmy: a little bit of flavor. >> okay. boy, that's hard. >> jimmy: that's going in the museum. >> i just lost two teeth. >> jimmy: and you know what

else -- the golden gelman. the golden gelman. >> it looks like him. >> jimmy: look at that. >> oh, yeah, now i know it's him. >> jimmy: i think we should make it clear again you're not retiring. you're working on other projects. >> yes, i am. >> jimmy: i've been reading in the paper about some things. >> who knows. just things i hear about. i haven't really made my mind up yet. i'm on a book tour. >> jimmy: you're on a book tour. >> in st. louis tomorrow night. when are you going to right your book. come on, jimmy. >> jimmy: when all my relatives die so i can be honest. >> oh. come to think of it, you better wait that long. >> jimmy: now, as far as these tv show, future projects of yours i've read about a reality show, i read about a game show and we acquired a tape of another show -- of a show that i think is -- i haven't seen this reported on anywhere. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but -- >> we just taped it the other

day. >> jimmy: i don't know if it is but do you mind if we show what's happening in regis' future. >> go ahead. >> stand by. >> we're having a boy -- >> this sucks. >> i agree. what the hell are we even watching? >> eh, it's "16 and pregnant," dumb ass. >> 16 and pregnant. when regis was 16 he was already hosting the frigidaire funny hour. kids today have no work ethic. none. >> yeah, kids today suck. heh, heh. >> change the channel. >> no way, regis. that chick with the acne is going to go into labor and stuff. this is going to be cool.

>> labor, doing this show is labor. where are the lights here? where is the studio audience? where are the stars? give me that remote. how does this thing work anyway. >> regis, that's a phone, dumb ass, a phone. >> then i'm going to phone a friend. >> hello. >> hello, beavis, this is regis. >> hey, regis, how's it going. >> you could have this job. i'm leaving this show too. regis can't take it anymore. he needs an audience. he needs stars and you, you're an idiot. >> you said urine. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i love it. i think it's good. i think the kids are going to love it too. "beavis and regis". >> jimmy: and butt head. beavis and kelly now. >> i think it is.

>> jimmy: you now -- we have -- well, it's not a surprise. you know who's coming up next. someone that i know you're a fan of, is a fan of your, as well. >> he's a great guy and a great singer. >> jimmy: he has something prepared for you. >> really? >> jimmy: that is right. you think we'd let you come here and not have something prepared for you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: when we come back we'll do that and want to mention your live show is on december 29th. regis and joy in naples, florida and regis and susan lucci in west palm beach. >> jimmy: that has been canceled. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what happened, did you quit that too? >> yeah, i walked away. i moved on. >> jimmy: this is still in the store, right? "how i got this way." be back with regis and music from paul anka. [ applause ] conversations ] nice, huh? yeah. you know what else is nice is all the savings you can get on cruze and traverse over there.

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[ applause ] >> jimmy: hi there, we're back with regis philbin.

he's barnstorming the united states, victory tour of the united states. do you remember how we were talking about those great artists, dean martin video where these guys -- they come and -- >> he's one of the few that's left. >> jimmy: and he's here tonight, this is his new album. called "songs of december" here with a special version of his classic song "my way," mr. paul anka. >> hey. >> thank you. hey, rege, i'm going to come over here and sing. wanted me to come out and sing one of my classic songs "puppy love." i said he's too special. i got to do secret for him that i'm now going to do -- originally wrote these words for frank sinatra. tonight for this special gentleman because he's one of a kind. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ now re get. r, it's pure press tretige to j

this siege of admiration, what's more the tributes pour from shore to shore ♪ ♪ across the nation stars gushed don't go it's too rushed ♪ ♪ everyone's crush ed and let's be cautious ♪ ♪ one more homage or heartfelt montage we'll all be nauseous ♪ >> excuse me. >> there's more. >> oh really. ♪ jimmy knows too it's been a true star-studded saga ♪ ♪ each blessed to be your guest from dottie west to lady gaga ♪ ♪ with tears kelly reveres the

past ten years your gal and guy way ♪ ♪ sent this sweet line now the show's all mine i'll do it my way ♪ >> you're right. >> thank you, thank you. ♪ the morning won't be the same no endless tales of notre dame ♪ he forgets already. stories with joy, we so adore like where you ate the night before ♪ ♪ our eyes would glaze but those were the days because you told us your way ♪ give him a hand, folks. [ cheers and applause ] >> nice, thank you, paul. >> not done yet. >> okay.

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♪ for decades of fun from everyone ♪ >> sing with me, folks. ♪ we thank you our way [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. thank you. >> jimmy: wow. >> paul anka! >> jimmy: we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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[ applause ] >> jimmy: hi there. we are back with regis and paul anka. and when was this taken? do you know? >> in the '60s. >> jimmy: what show was this. >> my show in san diego. >> look at your hair. >> look at all the hair we had. >> that's the first time we had met. if i known back then you had become such a big star. >> if i had known you'd become such a big star. >> i would have listened to you when you were begging to sing with me. >> paul anka was, you know, a giant from the get-go. teenage years. >> jimmy: yet you are not in his fan club. you're in the dean martin fan club. interesting. >> oh. >> i don't blame him. this was the greatest guy. you got to remember, i'm a kid.

i go from his show to las vegas where i start working with the rat pack as like a young guy and i walk into a steam room to meet dean martin, sammy davis, frank sinatra and they're walking around nude, right? well, dean, his favorite song was "little things mean a lot" so that -- >> jimmy: don't say that to regis, you will break his heart. do not say that to regis. >> frank took the -- >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: of course, he d he's the chairman. >> he had his own chair, believe me. [ laughter ] >> wow, that is a great -- >> i mean, you asked. i'll tell you. but dean was the greatest guy. you know, he was so funny on stage as we know. >> yeah. >> but when you saw him offstage in a steam room or hanging with the guys, he was even funnier. >> jimmy: naked, funnier.

>> naked, he was to the moon. he had to be better than his hand cap. greatest guy. you should be president. >> jimmy: thank you so much for doing this and coming to singing to rege. this is the new cd, a christmas cd full of songs for the holidays. would you be so kind as to sing another song for us from the cd. >> well, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> i wasn't planning to because i have to run over to -- but i'll do it. >> jimmy: all right. paul anka, everybody. plays us off the air with "santa claus is coming to town." >> like you've never heard it. ♪ you'd better watch out

better not cry ♪ ♪ you'd better not pout i'm telling you why ♪ ♪ santa claus is coming to town he's making a list he's checking it twice ♪ ♪ he's gonna find out who's naughty or nice. santa claus is coming back to town ♪ ♪ he sees you when you're sleeping

he knows when you're awake he knows when you've been bad or good so be good ♪ ♪ for goodness sake! yes you had better watch out ♪ ♪ better not cry you'd better not pout ♪ ♪ because i'm telling you why santa claus he's coming back to town ♪ ♪ he knows his