hope you check in on "gma." they're working while you rest. and jimmy kimmel is next. have a great weekend, america. >> dicky: tonight on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> jimmy: all right, let's party. it's time to get going. >> dicky: peter facinelli. >> why are we hugging? >> dicky: chef jamie oliver. >> a little bit of heavy breathing. yeah! >> dicky: and music from vince gill. >> jimmy: mark this down. november 17th, 2011, the day america gave up. ♪ say we just unfriend ♪ say we just unfriend

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i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on this momentous night. a night of much unfriendliness. our second annual national unfriend day special. or n.u.d., as we call it for short. before we get to those festivities, i would like to say a little prayer if i could. i would like you to join me. dear internet. please give me the strength to unfriend those who annoy me. the courage to -- not to friend them back tomorrow. and the wisdom to know better the next time i meet someone outside jiffy lube and that person sends me a friend request. amen. all right, as jeff once said, hey, n.u.d., let's party. it's time to get going. [ applause ] we've got an all-star celebrity phone bank who i will introduce in a minute. and the guy who plays chewbacca is also here, he plays it out on hollywood boulevard. [ cheers and applause ] national unfriend day is the day on which we ask every person

with a facebook page to take a good, hard look at their friends list and eliminate anyone who is not really a friend. think of your friends list as your underwear drawer. there are three, four pairs in there that you will never wear. tonight, we say good-bye to the people version of those holey underpants. you know when a forest gets overgrown, they burn it down to start life anew? national unfriend day is the match that starts that fire and your facebook friends are flaming little chipmunks scurrying for their lives. imagine how good it's going to feel to wake up tomorrow morning and only see updates from people you actually care about. it's possible but only if you unfriend right now. all over the united states and in canada, people are unfriending in droves. we have some special guests here tonight working the phones. first, from "the league" on fx, paul scheer is here. hello, paul. [ applause ] >> how are you doing? >> jimmy: are you getting calls? >> yeah. getting a ton of calls, jimmy. michelle fields from west chester, new york, she just unfriended dylan after he gave

"mr. poppers penguins" five stars. good one. >> jimmy: also here tonight, we have kaley cuoco from "the big bang theory." [ applause ] >> hi, jimmy. how are you? got it handled here, buddy. >> jimmy: somebody on the line? >> a good one. miss turner from omaha just unfriended jenna because her statuses have been super bitchy lately. >> jimmy: all right, well -- >> so, yeah. >> jimmy: tell her we said hello and thank you. and also tonight from "the price is right," drew carey is here with us. [ applause ] he's got someone on the phone, as well. >> i need -- i need a half ounce. not a quarter ounce. >> jimmy: drew? >> how come you only give me a quarter ounce? i'm having people over. that's why. >> jimmy: it looks like a personal call -- >> i'm sorry, my phone got shut off. >> jimmy: we'll come back to you in a moment when you have somebody. drew carey, everybody. [ applause ] and the band is also on the

phones, manning the phones. why would people even be calling about this? it's on the internet. [ laughter ] we're keeping track of all the unfriendings tonight on a high-tech tote board, manned by our friend cory who plays chewbacca outside on the street of our theater. did you unfriend anyone today? >> ah -- well, yeah, i got rid of, like, eight people. >> jimmy: you did? you have a facebook page? >> yeah, but like, now, like i don't got anymore friends. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, that's -- all right, let's see how many have been unfriended since the show started. and? cory? [ applause ] >> that's like -- let's see, that's like well into the 200s. >> jimmy: well into the 200s. >> it's like right before 234. >> jimmy: what's that? >> like right before 234. >> jimmy: okay. we're off to a flying start. [ laughter ] this is good. the less time you spend on facebook, the more time you can

spend doing something productive. or looking at pornography. either one. because you know what? no one has ever said, "i wish i could see more pictures of my pilates instructor's first day of third grade." n.u.d. is a new holiday and getting a lot of attention. it's kind of like occupy wall street only without hackey sacks. and we're starting to make the news. >> wednesday is international day of tolerance. you don't have to agree with someone's beliefs. but you should tolerate them. >> and thursday is national unfriend day. it's time to clear out your social pages and maybe get rid of some of those not so good friends. >> and friday is home made bread day. >> jimmy: oh. we timed this perfectly. [ laughter ] i think we might have more news coverage from today, yes? >> today is jimmy kimmel's second annual national unfriend day. >> one of the biggest holidays of the year. head to your facebook page and get ready to click unfriend.

>> folks, national unfriend day. >> or n.u.d. >> are you sick of the facebook friends who constantly update? >> today might be the day to delete those people you really don't even know. >> how many of those friends do you actually know? >> it's time for you to admit they're not really friends. >> please don't unfriend us. >> please don't unfriend me. >> i hope nobody unfriends us today. >> got to go, got to go. >> go forth and unfriend today. >> time to clean house on facebook. >> just delete the people you don't want on your list anymore. >> and friday is homemade bread day. >> jimmy: oh. who doesn't like homemade bread? [ applause ] here's the thing. i know -- i know that all of facebook is a waste of time. i just want to make sure you are wasting your time more efficiently, while you are wasting time, i don't want you wasting time. do you understand what -- >> we interrupt the program in progress for this special report. >> good evening, i'm diane sawyer with news you care about. out of canton, ohio, jose just

got khloe in the "which kardashian are you" quiz. >> jimmy: all right, well -- we're back? or -- okay. let's check in back with kaley at the phone bank. you have somebody else on the line? >> yes, i do. this is very important. stephen mcneil in ohio, he just unfriended mark after he kept facebook chatting with him at 2:00 a.m. saying "what's up playa" and they've never met in person. >> jimmy: that's a good reason. >> yeah, you say playa, you're out. >> jimmy: especially that. paul? >> i got one right here. jeff, he unfriended maxim, a strange guy from the czech republic who just has been sending pictures of him with guns. >> jimmy: okay. >> yeah, weird. >> jimmy: okay, drew? we'll come back -- >> totally cool. they're shooting me from the waist up. no, just a sweater and a shirt. >> jimmy: drew is apparently on -- >> who says hollywood doesn't care, right? let's go back to the unfriend

tote board where chewbacca cory? what's our new number? give us to us. let us have it! [ cheers and applause ] what is the number, cory? >> that's definitely -- the numbers are going up. >> jimmy: the numbers are going up, yes. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you're supposed to announce what the number is, though. >> oh, yeah, it's -- that's almost 1,600. so, that's like 1,600. >> jimmy: okay, we're almost at 1,600. you can just go ahead with the actual number. have you ever been involved in anything like this before? >> ah, just for fun, yeah. yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hey -- have you ever been involved in anything before? >> ah -- just, like -- >> jimmy: yeah, all right, we got it. [ laughter ] here's something, a serious topic to get worked up about. you know, most people who care even a little bit about children and the future of this country have a problem with what most

public schools serve for lunch. for the most part, kids are eating french fries, nuggets made of chicken beaks, horrible garbage. so congress this week took action and introduced a bill to classify pizza as a vegetable. in schools. mark this down. november 17th, 2011, the day america gave up. [ laughter ] i guess they figure our approval rating is 7%, what the hell, let's take it all the way down to 2%. they're saying two tablespoons of tomato paste on a pizza makes it a vegetable. and they're also fighting to keep french fries and higher levels of salt on the menu in response to pressure from the potato, salt and frozen pizza industry. for real. the food industry said the new rules give schools the flexibility to increase nutrition. which -- right. the same way elastic waistbands give us the flexibility to keep in shape. i can't -- i really can't believe they're calling pizza a vegetable. i knew this herman cain was trouble. i knew it from the start. maybe it is, though. in a world where kardashians are

celebrities, maybe pizzas can be vegetables. [ laughter ] and twizzlers are a fruit. [ applause ] it seems fitting to me tonight that our guest is jamie oliver, who has devoted a lot of his life to trying to get schools to serve children healthier food. for the past few months, he's been working on a project here at our show to set an example. we set up a vegetable garden on our roof. let's go there now to jamie. hello, jamie. >> hey, jimmy! >> jimmy: how's it going? >> welcome to the new vegetable garden. >> jimmy: very impressive. i have not seen it. show us around a little bit. >> well, we have big vegetables here. medium vegetables here. we even have little bits over here, little bites. and the best thing about these vegetables is that they are always in season. >> jimmy: those look a little bit like pizzas. >> no, they're vegetables. >> jimmy: are pizzas vegetables? >> yeah. yeah. they are vegetables.

>> jimmy: pizzas are vegetables. >> he's right, jimmy. pizzas are vegetables. >> jimmy: oh. >> these are now officially usa fully certified government vegetables. >> jimmy: who am i to argue with jamie oliver, i guess. >> can i have a slice? >> yeah, have that one. >> jimmy: thank you, jamie. thank you for the garden. we'll see you in a bit. bring vegetables for everyone. [ applause ] what's that? we go now to diane sawyer with breaking facebook news. >> we interrupt the program in progress for this special report. >> good evening, i'm diane sawyer. we have breaking news out of hartford, connecticut, where bec becky's favorite pizza toppings are, in order -- pepperoni, clams, bacon, ham and sausage. sorry vegans, smiley face. >> jimmy: that's pretty heavy. keep an eye on that. thank you, diane. [ applause ] tomorrow is a sad day for television. it's regis' last day on "live with regis and kelly."

regis has been on television for 50 years. i'm going to miss his voice screaming at me every morning for no apparent reason. i really am. i'm sure they have fun stuff in store with regis tomorrow and from the looks of this promo, it looks like he has fun stuff planned for them, too. >> after all these years, what in the world could regis do now to surprise you? >> okay, where's katie couric? >> well, america, get ready. because right after regis takes his final bow, he's going to take it all off. >> look at me! i'm naked! >> watch his victory lap through the abc offices. >> what are you doing? >> let me get that for you. so long! say farewell to regis and his penis. yes, i'm out of here. >> oh my god! >> don't miss regis' final show. tomorrow at 9:00 on abc. >> jimmy: he will be missed.

let's go check in with our national unfriend day phone bank and drew carey. >> drew? >> yeah, hey. how are you doing? >> jimmy: good. how are you -- >> doing okay. >> jimmy: who are you -- check back in with drew later, i guess. thank you, drew. let's go to the n.u.d. tote board, shall we? and we are at -- how many, chewbacca? [ applause ] and again, you are -- the idea is for you to read them, like ed mcmahon used to -- >> okay, well, that's -- 47,368. >> jimmy: all right, thank you very much. [ applause ] not the momentum i was hoping for, but. all right, one more thing. it's thursday night, it's time for our weekly tribute to the fcc where we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. it is "this week in unnecessary censorship."

>> well, if you have any unwanted friends on facebook, now is your chance to [ bleep ] them. >> if your pet vomits, don't [ bleep ] them for 24 hours. >> how many times have you actually [ bleep ] a [ bleep ] for a male counterpart? >> wow. >> with our daughter, all he had to say was, i'm going to [ bleep ] you and she fall out crying. >> see, rock, we don't care about how you [ bleep ] your [ bleep ]. >> i am dedicating today's show to [ bleep ] things. we're going to get to this broken down car in a few minutes. >> now, the question is, can you sell records? the question is, can you [ bleep ] [ bleep ]? >> we're up for the challenge. >> all right. >> i don't [ bleep ] seven days a week but when i do, i do it. >> i have a bulged [ bleep ] in my lower back. >> a what? >> a bulged [ bleep ]. >> how did you fix that? >> you can't just fix it. >> sure, you can fix it, just go in and you suck it right out.

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grammys to his name. with music from his first album in five years, it's called "guitar slinger," vince gill from the bud light stage. next week, we'll be joined be artie lange, nick dipaolo, the winner of "dancing with the stars," and we'll have music from lady antebellum and nickelback. let's get an update from our national unfriend day tote board. look at those numbers. go, chewbacca. what is the number? [ applause ] cory? go ahead and read that number. >> that's 50,951. >> jimmy: perfectly done! [ applause ] national unfriend day, obviously, is sweeping the land. it's become a major holiday. even better than arbor day, i think. and here now to celebrate it, in song, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, the one and only biz markie. >> hey, man. your facebook friends are so lame and their profile pictures,

they're hugging their moms. >> jimmy: your friends are so lame, when they take a personality quiz, it says "get one." >> okay. your facebook friends are so lame, they changed their profile picturure more than they change their underwear. what? >> whoa, whoa, whoa. your facebook friends are so lame, when they change their relationship status, they put it to "i'm going to die a virgin." >> you got to just unfriend them all, man. yo, i got a little story to tell you. ♪ have you ever met a girl that you tried to date ♪ ♪ but she gave you mixed signals so you had to wait ♪ ♪ let me tell you story ♪ what happened to me ♪ it all started when i friended her on fb ♪ ♪ i met her with high heels in new york city ♪ ♪ she wore a red dress and she was very pretty ♪ ♪ we talked all night about this and that ♪ ♪ she even showed me a picture of her kitty cat ♪ ♪ around midnight she said she had to go ♪ ♪ i asked for her digits but she said no ♪ ♪ but we can be facebook friends

and take it kind of slowly ♪ ♪ so i drove home and ate some ravioli ♪ ♪ then the next day ♪ i got her friend request ♪ thank the lord because i felt so blessed ♪ ♪ i posted on her wall ♪ hey, let's get together ♪ then waited by my mac book like forever ♪ ♪ two weeks later she responded to me ♪ ♪ rhyme sorry biz ♪ i'm so busy ♪ i don't think we can see each other again ♪ ♪ but we can stay in touch and just be facebook friends ♪ i tonight need no facebook friends. i need a girlfriend. ♪ you ♪ don't got what i need ♪ so i say we just unfriend ♪ so i say we just unfriend ♪ oh baby you ♪ don't got what i need ♪ so i say we just unfriend ♪ so i say we just unfriend ♪ my news feed was filled up with her posts ♪ ♪ her omgs

smz ♪ and lmfaos ♪ her status updates of what she's doing and thinking ♪ ♪ and i sit at home crying and drinkinging ♪ ♪ this facebook pain got to come to an end ♪ ♪ it's time to cut the cord ♪ time to click unfriend i want y'all to sing along with me, everybody. ♪ oh baby you ♪ don't got what i need ♪ so i say we just unfriend ♪ so i say we just unfriend ♪ oh baby you ♪ don't got what i need ♪ so i say we just unfriend ♪ so i say we just unfriend ♪ oh baby you >> jimmy: biz markie, everyone! biz markie. we'll be right back with peter facinelli. it's so nice to spend time, just you and me.

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>> jimmy: we're manning the national unfriend day phone bank. still to come, jamie oliver and vince gill. as fiercely loyal fans of the "twilight" franchise know, our first guest plays dr. carlisle cullen, a 350-year-old vampire. for those who are not already in line, "the twilight saga: breaking dawn part one" opens in

theaters tomorrow. please say hello to peter facinelli. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: peter, i think -- i think your button is off on the bottom. oh, i thought that was your stomach. i thought you had a dark brown belly button. >> no, no. >> jimmy: how are you? >> good, really good. >> jimmy: you were in new york today, you flew in and then you fly back out tonight right after the show. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: thank you for coming. we could have just skyped. >> i was thinking that. why can't we just skype? >> jimmy: were you at the big premiere on monday? >> i was here, yeah. in l.a. and then i flew back to new york and then i went straight to work. it rally, like, went to work, took a shower, jumped in my dr. kooper clothes and started

working. and then i went to the premiere in new york after that. >> jimmy: who did you take to the premiere with you? >> my daughter. >> jimmy: that's nice. is that exciting for her? >> yeah, she's 14 so she totally, you know, was really excited. >> jimmy: she likes it. and she likes dad being in the movie? >> i think so. i mean, it's got to be a little awkward for her. she likes it when she gets to go to the premiere but when we went, you know, when i drop her off at school, she's like, drop me off around the corner. because i don't want anybody knowing. it's embarrassing for her. >> jimmy: i guess it would be to have girls screaming for dad. >> a little weird for her. >> jimmy: for both of you, probably. >> when we went to the premiere, it was a little awkward, too. it was great, the l.a. premiere was like, insanely amazing but it started off a little rocky. >> jimmy: in what way? >> well, my assistant said my car was outside. so, we went outside. my mom, my dad, my sister, my daughter, my niece. and we all get in, you know, the escalade and we get in and, you know, the driver is not there. and i'm thinking, okay, maybe he went to the bathroom or something. we're sitting in the car. i'm looking in the back and there's happy meal wrappings. i'm like, this guy is a slob.

picks me up in a dirty car. sitting in there for five minutes and i'm like, we have to get going. then i realize we're in a parked car right now. this is not the car. [ laughter ] so i'm like, okay, listen. don't make any sudden moves. everybody just get out really slowly because i don't want -- if the guy shows up and five people are getting out of this car, they're going to think it's a car jacking. >> jimmy: my car is infested with facinellis. your parents are from italy -- >> jimmy? >> jimmy: yes? >> i don't mean interrupt but brick carter just unfriended her friend june from tampa because she posted ten pictures of her cat dressed up as snooki. >> jimmy: oh, well, all right, well, thank you, paul, for breaking in with that. >> i don't know if i like this unfriend day. >> jimmy: you don't? why? how many facebook friends do you have? >> i don't know. i work really hard to make friends. i don't want to be unfriended. >> jimmy: well, too bad. >> will you be my friend? >> i just unfriended you at the beginning of the show. >> just for saying that?

>> i'm so sorry. i was getting into the spirit of the whole thing. >> i tried unfollowing people on twitter, it started like a war. people got -- i got hate mail. >> jimmy: this is not about twitter. this is about facebook. that's serious stuff. >> that's worse. >> jimmy: you think it is? >> they have access to your personal stuff on facebook. twitter, they don't have access to anything. now people know what my cat looks like and they can stalk me. they know where my house is. >> jimmy: but they know what your cat looks like because you put pictures of your cat there. i mean, isn't that true? >> it's a cute cat. >> jimmy: well, this movie, of course, you are a doctor in the movie but you do not deliver the terrifying half vampire baby. >> no. well, like most doctors, you know, they say they're going to be there for the birth and when the birth comes, they are on the ninth hole playing golf and there's, you know, somebody else is there. >> jimmy: i guess you've shot all the movies, you finished shooting already.

>> jimmy: there's still another movie to come out. who are you closest to in the cast that -- >> we're all pretty tight. kellen and i are pretty tight. you know how there was robsten? rob and kristen, there was this thing called robsten? well, there was something on, you know, online, pellen. peter and kellen. [ cheers and applause ] we thought -- we were getting off a plane -- >> jimmy: i thought portia and ellen were pellen. >> no, i'm -- >> jimmy: it's you guys? >> we thought it would be funny, we were getting off a plane, there were paparazzi and we started holding hands. and then it wasn't that funny when everybody said, peter and kellen are an item. we were shooting late one night and we were going into night so we said, we should stay up and everyone thinks on these movies, you must do such fun things together and it cuts us to at 3:00 in the morning, we're on our laptops, it's really boring. i go, i'm tired, i'm going to go to sleep. and he goes, all right, but i need to show you -- i need to

show you what happened. so, i say, you know, good night to him and he reaches over, apparently he went to go get his food. i thought he was going in for a hug. i start hugging him and then i'm like, why are we hugging? it's 3:00 in the morning. and he's like, i was just going to get my food. >> jimmy: why are we hugging? that's another question. that's very sweet. you're in the wrong spot now. we have to get you back here. we have a clip. would you be so kind as to set it up for us? >> yeah, in this scene, we're talking to jacob and jacob is telling us something about something. >> jimmy: jacob is the werewolf. and again, this is based on a true story. [ laughter ] "the twilight saga: breaking dawn part one." >> sam's lost the element of surprise and he doesn't want to take you on outnumbered so he's not going to come at you head-on. he's got the place surrounded and he's going to wait for his opportunity. >> he won't get through without a fight. >> no fight. we won't be the ones to break the treaty. >> the treaty is void. at least in sam's mind. >> not in ours.

>> carlisle -- no one's hunted for weeks. >> we'll make do. >> thank you, jacob. >> jimmy: so proud of you. plus place [ applause ] peter facinelli, everyone. "the twilight saga: breaking dawn part one" opens tomorrow. we'll be right back with jamie oliver. [ male announcer ] an lg smart tv, lg optimus cell phone

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>> jimmy: hi there, we're back. still to come, vince gill. well, hey, let's check in with our national unfriend day phone

bank. kaley? >> poor zach. zach on the phone from texas. he just unfriended a guy he met six years ago at his cousin's birthday party that keeps posting about the faith hill music video and he said, i quote, it feels really good to be free of him. >> jimmy: that's a great choice. drew? >> because we're not friends anymore, that's why. yeah, it's national unfriend day. we're friendly but we're not friends. i don't know what you don't get. >> don't make it personal, drew. >> you know what? [ bleep ] you then. >> jimmy: okay, that's -- not really the spirit of -- well, whatever. i guess you can call people, too. our next guest is a very gifted chef who cares more about what we eat than we do. his newest book teaches you how to make great meals in half an hour. it's called "meals in minutes." please say hello to jamie oliver.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? very good to see you. >> lovely to see you. >> jimmy: last time you were here, you had some trouble with the l.a. unified school district. you did your show here and tried to get better food on the schools and you had a villain of super p superintendent of schools then. and then he was replaced by dr. daisy and so -- i just want to tell you what has happened since that night you were here in case you don't know. last year, at this time, the school menu in april was cheeseburger, hot and spicy chicken chunks, peanut butter and jelly pocket and/or wings of fire. and then strawberry milk, chocolate milk, regular milk, pork milk, lard milk. today, november 17th, turkey burger, black bean burger. lean deli turkey sandwich.

or char broiled beef burger. tostada salad. potato smiles, which look like this. i don't know if they're good or not. but they look happy. fresh fruit and then 1% milk and no more flavored milks. so that's pretty good. [ applause ] >> it's definitely moving on. i think -- you know, in honesty, a lot has happened and another year will really tell, but you know, dr. daisy had a lot of pressure to cave in and he hasn't. when he was standing here, he was being true to his word. and what's interesting with all the craziness going on with congress and, you know, you heard about, you know, pizza being called a vegetable. >> jimmy: why is that happening? >> i tell you exactly why. it's because the food companies of america own you. okay? they're more powerful than government. they got more, better lawyers, more money, deeper pockets. and really, they know that you're all really busy worrying about a million other things.

so, you know, what's ieresting is, like, in the last year, the best scientists in the country, thousands of experts and people that provide the service, came up with this new bill, the child nutrition bill and it was actually really good. it was the most important thing for child health in 45, 50 years in this country. right? and in two weeks, these moron frozen food companies, pizza industry, you know, french fry industry, have basically bought, bribed, bullied congress, who have completely let everyone down, into basically making it okay to feed them french fries every day. >> jimmy: so what can we do about this? as little as possible -- >> look, i tell you what's really sad. america's really changing now in a positive way but it's a need to speed up. and just put it in perspective. obesity alone in america cost $10 million an hour. an hour. >> jimmy: a what? >> an hour. >> jimmy: a beasty?

>> obesity. >> jimmy: oh. >> it's a big -- >> jimmy: it's so worth it though, you know? >> really good. but it will kill you. but you know, diet-related disease is still the biggest killer in the country. so, for me, what i've done, literally in the last three hours, during the show, i think that america, your viewers should tell congress how, you know, we should shout out and tell them how they've let us down. you know what i've done? i got one of the call numbers. 90975, text "jamie" to that number -- >> jimmy: you wrote it on your hand. >> this is important. we've got to show congress that they can't be bought and let you down. what's cool about this number is, it texts you straight back and it's a free number that basically, you put your zip code it and it gives you the number of your congressperson, wherever you live in america. and you can leave them a message and i want your viewers to flood congress in the next 24 hours, just saying, "it's not good enough." [ applause ] >> jimmy: 90975.

>> and text "jamie" to that number. >> jimmy: this is not a sex thing that you're hooked up with? >> i might put a little bit of pedal and a little bit of heavy breathing, but -- yeah! but no, seriously. when you get that number, you'll hear me at the end tell you exactly how to do it. it's so simple. i do things -- the public out there, it needs to be easy for them to shout. >> jimmy: and i appreciate that you have come from another country to help us because it doesn't seem like -- >> it must be weird for you, i know. >> jimmy: no, i mean, i think it's great. i do think it's a great thing. many people would just stick with their own country and the hell with everybody else. >> yeah, but -- >> jimmy: it's a nice thing to do, certainly. and people should also buy your cookbook. >> even being on the show last year, sitting here -- the interesting thing is, l.a. is probably in the top 10% of best practice in the state. in a year. >> jimmy: as far as -- >> just being on the show, your support, you guys -- l.a. already looks in a much better

place now because of this ridiculous bill through congress. >> jimmy: and now we need to do it for the whole country. >> jimmy? this is actually relevant here. apparently mcdonald's just called, they unfriended jamie. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh. well, what are you going to do? >> well, you can tell them to [ bleep ] -- >> jimmy: jamie -- this book is a cookbook and you can make something in less than 30 minutes. >> yep. >> jimmy: is it really less than -- >> this is a big lesson on multitasking. you know, a handful of bits of equipment and really just kind of like a dance. not physical dance but it's like, you know, if you think about it, when you get 12 minutes, you can knock out stuff in that good time. it's really the whole argument, i haven't got time, i can't afford it. if you think about it, if you get takeout for four people, minimum 20 bucks, you know what i mean? >> jimmy: yeah, sure. >> and you can buy a lot of food for that. >> jimmy: this is a huge, huge best seller in england. >> the second-biggest selling

book ever in the uk. >> jimmy: what was the first? harry potter? [ applause ] >> thank you. behind harry potter, of course. >> jimmy: harry pot roast. >> i'll get him next book. >> jimmy: it is great to have you here. jamie oliver. this is the book, it's called "jamie oliver's meals in minutes." we'll be right back with vince gill. hi, it's dave. [ robotic voice ] if you are satisfied with your message --

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low-down greasy guitar slinger big drinking honky tonkin' western swinger ♪ ♪ when it comes to love man i ain't no beginner i can drive girls crazy with just one finger ♪ ♪ well my daddy said son you're just a wastin' time you're never ever gonna make a one thin dime ♪ ♪ it wasn't hard for me to see all i was ever gonna be was a guitar slinger ♪ ♪ well i was living the life of a guitar slinger women and wine and whiskey for dinner ♪ ♪ well i knew i was in trouble the first time i seen her ♪ ♪ i went and married

that contemporary christian singer ♪ ♪ well now i run for home when it's closing time i read the holy bible and i walk the line ♪ ♪ i can't wait to see what my baby's gonna do to me her little guitar slinger ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ well there's a few licks left in this guitar slinger even though half of my stuff's in the cumberland river ♪ ♪ well now all i really need is just one six-stringer ♪ ♪ yeah i might have slowed down a little but buddy i can still bring her ♪ ♪ and i'm a gonna show up when it's party time see everybody dancing man it feels so fine ♪ ♪ if ya'll just show up and cheer for me i swear i'll play for free i'll be your guitar slinger ♪ ♪

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