jr. memorial in washington. inscribed there, these words, out of the mountain of despair, a stone of hope. thanks for watching. tonight on jimmy kimmel looiv. >> the debate takes place at the chub theater which gives newt homefield advantage. >> don cheadle. >> kristen bell is on your show is terrific on the show. i don't think she's getting naked. >> no, she's going to drop -- >> david cross. >> it's hilarious, then you have to wear it the whole rest of the segment. >> i'm comfortable, i don't care. >> and music from boyz ii

>> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a word about showtime's very funny new comedy "house of lies." the show is about a slick corporate consultant who will say just about anything to get his way. it stars academy-award nominee don cheadle, kristen bell -- >> jimmy, no, listen. i don't know who any of those people are, okay, it sounds made up to me. to be honest. quite frankly, the only show you need to be worried about right now is yours. >> did we get canceled? >> no, no. >> you didn't get canceled. of course not. look, i don't have time to stand around here and say how good you are. >> i can't believe he's here right now. >> jimmy: i like this. go on. >> you got a little too much dead weight around. >> i also agree with him. you're too fat. >> yes, too fat. >> calm down, first of all. second of all, it's not you.

it's you two we have to lose. >> these two. >> yeah. nobody cares about these two. >> we have done the marketing research. everything says no one cares. we had a printout that had a zero on it. >> zero with a line through it. >> absolute zero, jimmy. >> it's all about you, "jimmy kimmel live." >> jimmy: so, what are we supposed to do? fire them? two of my best friends. >> no. no one is getting fired. >> no. we're going to kill them. >> we're going to make them disappear. >> poof. they're gone. and then we pump it all over the social networks. we go to twitter, we facebook it. we myspace it. >> i'll tattoo that stuff on my sister's ankles. >> that's right. a lot of people are going to see it, jimmy. >> jimmy: i love it. let's do this. >> i love it. let's do this. >> let's do it! >> jimmy: i'm going to miss you guys. thanks. >> i'm going to miss you, too. thank you, mr. don cheadle.

>> it's marty. >> thank you, marty. >> thanks, marty. yeah. >> dicky: for more advice from marty on how to manage your business, download the your genius app. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live" back in two minutes with david cross, music from boyz ii men and don cheadle. ♪ [ man ] wait. this doesn't look like a new year's resolution. this looks like steak. thick, juicy, satisfying steak. this looks like anything but a resolution. [ male announcer ] applebee's introduces fresh new choices, all great-tasting and under 550 calories. like our sizzling asian shrimp & broccoli, roasted garlic sirloin, and sizzling chili lime chicken. starting at just $9.99 at applebee's. come in and try one today and get half-price appetizers late night.

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>> jimmy: thank you. hi. thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. i appreciate it. hey, it's friday night. i like to get a little crazy on friday night. why don't we line everybody up and let's do the bunny hop. what do you say? [ applause ] hop hop hop. you know, the teenagers used to do the bunny hop for fun. now they do drugs. [ laughter ] hey, this is good news, after a month away from the political spotlight, herman cain is back. herman cain has announced that he's planning to tour the country in a bus, which maybe sounds like his wife has kicked him out of the house. [ laughter ] he's calling it the 9-9-9 tour. and this is exciting. this bus -- the bus's speed drops below 99.9 miles an hour, it explodes. [ applause ] i like that -- i love the idea that he's going on a bus tour. it's right out of the charlie

sheen playbook, you know? i hope it's one of the buses with a stripper pole in it. i'm excited about this tour. and i hope it stops here because i saw this commercial, it looks like it's going to be very entertaining. >> fasten your seat belts. the cain train is coming to your town. and this time, it's a bus. it's the 9-9-9 comedy tour. featuring 99 minutes of laughs from the original king of comedy. the hermanator. no matter what the subject -- >> we need a leader, not a reader. >> if we don't fix this problem, it's going to be our grandkids in their wheelchair that they're going to be throwing off the bridge. >> and leaves the audience in stitches. >> okay, libya. [ laughter ] >> it's cain in the membrane. >> all this stuff twirling around in my head. [ laughter ] >> cain in the brain. the 9-9-9 comedy tour, coming to a city near you.

$25,000 per ticket. >> deep dish. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i'm there. part of the point of this bus tour is to launch a post-campaign movement that he's calling cain's solutions revolution. the man does have a way with words. he released what looks like a campaign video on his youtube channel. it isn't a campaign video because he's not running for anything. but he does have a message that he wants to share and i have to say, in a lot of ways, i agree with him. >> hello. i'm herman cain. they think we are stupid. but you know what comes after a tea party? a revolution. it's time for history to repeat itself. this nation suffering from a proliferation of biased media and gullible voters. the voice of we the people has

been hijacked. our government bureaucrats, partisan politics and greed. politicians are an interesting breed. when they feel the heat, they will see the light. but sometimes they forget that they work for us. we will remind them. and we want our power back. welcome to the solutions revolution. vagina. [ applause ] >> jimmy: he's right on that. he really is right. if you believe the poll numbers, mitt romney has a big lead in the state of new hampshire going into tuesday's primary. i read something interesting about him today. apparently a large branch of his family lives in mexico. did you know that, guillermo? >> no. >> jimmy: oh. [ laughter ] romney doesn't talk about it much but his great grandfather in the 1800s moved his family to

mexico to avoid being prosecuted for polygamy. and for the chimichangas. miles park romney is the guy's name. apparently he had cinco de wife-os. so he got out of town. i tell you, if i was -- he can use that to show he's tough on immigration. his family kicked themselves out of the country. mitt's father was born in mexico but moved back to the united states. but i guess they would -- it must have been something when he went back to visit. mitt, give a kiss to grandpa and grandma and grandma and grandma. he must have had the most pinched cheeks of any kid ever. romney picked up an endorsement this week from former opponent john mccain, which was very good news, until john mccain opened his mouth. >> i am confident with the leadership and the backing of the american people, president obama will turn this country around. we believe in america. we believe our best days are ahead of us. >> jimmy: wait, hold on a second. oops.

i like that move that when he said obama, all of a sudden, oh, grandpa, you are getting -- past your bedtime. by the way, that could make a great political ad for the obama campaign, if you work it properly. >> i am confident, with the leadership and the backing of the american people, president obama will turn this country around. >> i'm barack obama. and i approve this message. >> jimmy: it's effective. unexpected. [ applause ] the remaining republican candidates are in new hampshire this weekend, where they will debate on saturday night and sunday morning. they have two debates in the span of 12 hours. and this is just the regular season. wait until the playoffs. debate number two takes place at the chub theater, which gives newt gingrich homefield advantage. also being streamed on facebook. i love that we live in a country where you can hear in depth political discussion from potential leaders of the free world and stalk your

ex-girlfriend on the same website. the first debate will take place at 9:00 p.m. on saturday and the second one starts at 9:00 a.m. sunday. and then in between those two debates, they will have this debate. >> this sunday, from ossipee, new hampshire, the gop debate, live from the arlan sheppard rest area on i-93. join host porter hall as he asks the tough questions. >> governor romney, rick perry has accused you of hiring illegals. how do you respond to that? >> i don't think i've ever hired an illegal in my life. >> i'm looking forward to finding your facts on that, because that just -- >> i'll tell you what the facts are -- >> you had -- >> rick, i'm speaking. >> mr. gingrich. how would you go about reviving the estate tax? >> just a second. >> don't miss the gop rest area debate. sunday, january 8th at 4:00 a.m., only on fox news. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: michele bachmann got out just in time.

are you familiar with the show "inside edition?" it's part news, part entertainment. and all ridiculous for the most part. they have a way of putting things. well, this is what they had on the show last night. >> next, the celebrity who demolished her $12 million mansion. it looks like this today. then, what happened to clay aiken's face? >> jimmy: and then they don't answer the question. what did happen? they love wondering what happened to people's faces. viewers must be interested in that, because on this show, they wonder about faces all the time. >> then, what happened to clay aiken's face? and, what happened to maria osmond's face? plus, suzanne somers. what happened to her face? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: find out tonight on "what happened to that face?" here's something i hope inside edition gets to the bottom of. justin bieber has a new tattoo

on his leg and if we can zoom in, we will see it is a tattoo of jesus. and not the baby, baby, baby jesus, full-grown jesus. it looks like he is rolling his eyes. the kid is very tough to get to church on sunday, so, he just worships his calf. justin bieber now has, i think, three tattoos that i know of, which i believe officially means that getting a tattoo no longer makes you a bad ass. you guys are here on a very good night. in addition to don cheadle and david cross, boyz ii men are here with us. [ applause ] very, very popular band. they got a star on the hollywood walk of fame yesterday. just outside our theater. you know, back in school, they used to dream about this every day. a star on the hollywood walk of fame is a great honor for anyone in the entertainment business, but there's another honor that i would like to bestow on them tonight which has been a long time coming. ladies and gentlemen, i give you boyz ii men. [ cheers and applause ]

guys, over the years, you have delighted us with your silky smooth ballads and guest-starring appearances on "the fresh prince of bel air." you have proven yourselves more than worthy of this honor. this, i give to you -- oops. thanks, guillermo. for every seventh grader who got to second base while listening to "on bended knee." in the backseat of their mom's ford taurus. for proving, once and for all, that matching blue jump suits can be cool. and for making love to us if we wanted you to. [ cheers and applause ] tonight, by the power vested in me as former host of "the man show," i welcome you to manhood. you have melted boyz, now rise

as men. ladies and gentlemen, may i present to you for the very first time, menz ii men. congratulations. see you later. we'll see you later, too, guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] isn't that beautiful? i think i just conducted a bar mitzvah. [ laughter ] and one more thing. another week has come to a close and it's time now for your weekly tribute to the fcc, where we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. it is "this week in unnecessary censorship." [ cheers and applause ] >> there's a major development tonight in the ongoing debate over [ bleep ]. >> new year, new [ bleep ]. i like this. >> i understand what pork barrel politics is all about. i [ bleep ] your [ bleep ], you [ bleep ] mine. >> mitt romney is [ bleep ] high in the polls. >> i actually tried [ bleep ] in scotland and i managed to [ bleep ] his tiny [ bleep ].

>> i say thank you. he [ bleep ] me harder than honest to god than i ever knew that i ever could. >> i just want [ bleep ] barack obama. >> the two-time oscar nominee was in thailand when he was [ bleep ] by a guy with a [ bleep ]. >> how is it going over there [ bleep ] for brains? >> all women should have something in their house to [ bleep ] you up. something beside, baseball bat, i got a butcher knife. >> bringing you all the festivities here. oh, my lord. what, are you kidding me? are you [ bleep ] kidding me? are you [ bleep ] kidding me? >> jimmy: we have a nice show for you tonight. david cross is here. we have music from boyz ii men. and we'll be right back with don cheadle, so stick around. i wouldn't do that. get married?

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>> jimmy: hi there, welcome back. tonight on the program, an exceptionally funny man with a equally funny show called "the increasingly poor decisions of todd margaret" on ifc. david cross is with us. these guys got a star on the hollywood walk of fame yesterday and tonight they're here with music from is album, called "20." the best selling r & b group of all-time, boyz ii men, from the bud light stage. we have a great lineup for you next week. woody harrelson will be here, randy jackson, channing tatum, bachelor ben flajnic will be here and meryl streep. yes, the one from the movies. and we'll have music from an that ah hah her, and rodney

adkins. so, please join us for that. our first guest tonight is a golden globe-winning actor who is a very close friend of ironman. you know him from the movies "crash and "boogie nights." he has a new show called "house of lies" and it premieres sunday night on showtime. please say hello to don cheadle. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> ah -- i'm all right. >> jimmy: all right? just all right? >> up know, i was sitting backstage and i was replaying some past history between us. ah -- >> jimmy: you and i? >> yeah. i'm a little upset with you. >> jimmy: why are you upset at me? >> slightly upset. >> jimmy: oh, no. >> you know, you'll know why. i was at my house, i received a piece of mail at my house which is rare. i have a mailbox that it goes to. but this particular piece of mail was from brad pitt. >> jimmy: okay, all right. >> and --

>> jimmy: okay. >> inside was a note from brad pitt that said he just started to work on the new miles davis project, he was going to do -- >> jimmy: the great trumpet player. >> and that jamie foxx was going to play him and wanted to know if i wanted to play -- >> jimmy: wait a minute. weren't you working on a miles davis project? >> only for, like, five or six years. >> jimmy: and you play the trumpet, right? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: charlie plays the saxophone. >> he's not the guy i play. and then, lo and behold, i find out this stationery was fabricated by one jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wait a minute now. that isn't true. >> right. wait a minute. that's absolutely true. >> jimmy: it's true. but i did not create the weapon. i only -- i did create the weapon. i did not employ the weapon, though. >> no, you put the weapon in the hands of a maniac. named george clooney and then let him go. >> jimmy: i thought it was a good idea.

a gift i gave george clooney some stationery that said brad pitt on it and his return address on it. >> that's right. and george wrote -- and that wasn't the only one. >> jimmy: what did he write in the note? >> i think he wrote to tom cruise they were going to be putting back "mission impossible iii." >> jimmy: "interview with a vampire." >> yeah, that was it. good job. >> jimmy: i'm sorry. can i say something honestly? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: had i had idea he was going to use that stationery for pranks, i would have never given it to him. >> is that honest? >> jimmy: no. >> not even cutting it. >> jimmy: no, no. but i -- >> you're lying. >> jimmy: what are you going to do? that's between you and george. it has nothing to do with me. >> now it's between you and the world. >> jimmy: good to see you. by the way, wonderful to see your show, your show is very funny and i enjoyed seeing you naked immediately at the beginning of the show. >> thank you. that's the way it is to start it off. i can't wait for my kids to see

it. >> jimmy: you really are naked. were you completely naked in this scene? >> well, there is a contractual hermetically sealed modesty sleeve -- >> jimmy: a modesty sleeve, which is essentially a sock, right? >> a sock. >> jimmy: do they provide you with the sock? >> sock. >> jimmy: more of a christmas stocking. >> stocking. a ladies leg stocking. >> jimmy: and so you -- but it did look like you were naked. >> yes. i think it had the desired effect. it was a flesh tone -- my flesh tone. yours wouldn't work. >> jimmy: no. but you are the executive producer. one of the executive producers of the show. so, this must have been perfectly okay with you to be naked. >> i did sign a nudity rider. >> jimmy: you did? >> i did. and i hope to make sure that everybody on my show gets the opportunity to be naked. >> jimmy: did they sign them, too? >> everyone is going to do that has to sign a nudity rider. you had to sign one for your show, right?

>> jimmy: wow. nudity rider would be a great horse at, like, belmont. >> we should go buy one -- >> jimmy: i did sign one here at abc. they demanded -- >> no penalties on right now. >> jimmy: they demanded i never take my clothes off. is that the plan? i don't think kristen bell, i don't think she's getting naked. >> no, she's going to drop trou. >> jimmy: i don't know about that. >> you guys -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: you mentioned your kids. how old are your daughters now? >> 17 and 15. >> jimmy: do you have showtime at the house? you might want to cancel that. >> yeah. i don't -- you know, it's so funny. my daughter turned 17 and we're strict parents. we don't let them see a lot of stuff. so, she hasn't seen the films i've done and she said, baby, you know, you're 17 now, you can see whatever you want, i can't stop you. i want to have a discussion about what you're watching. she said, "i don't want to see your stuff." she goes, "aren't you naked in some of your stuff?" i said, "yeah." "i don't need to see your stuff." and by your stuff i mean your

stuff. >> jimmy: i think you can probably relate to that. nobody really wants -- >> i don't want to see my dad's stuff. >> jimmy: occasionally you open the door by accident and that's scarring enough. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you don't need to rewind. >> no. you wish you had an erase button. but those don't exist. >> jimmy: are you looking at colleges? your daughter's 17. >> yeah, she's going to go on an east coast swing. they want to go as far away as they can, you know? >> jimmy: is that right? >> i want them to go to school in the basement, but i'm not accredited. it won't work. >> jimmy: you have to set up the furniture, it would be a mess. >> it would be a mess. >> jimmy: so does she know what she wants to study? are you going to visit with her? >> no, on a school trip. she's going to handle that, her and her college counselor. >> jimmy: she wants you to have no part whatsoever. >> she wants to go to japan. she's, like, i want to study abroad. japan? really? >> jimmy: does she speak japanese? >> she's beginning to. she stayed there for a month last year with a group. >> jimmy: really? >> she's an artist, knows anime. all that stuff. >> jimmy: she really wants to get away from you. >> i think she may be japanese.

>> jimmy: there's a way to test to find out. >> is there? >> jimmy: yeah, a dna test you could do. where did you go to college? >> i went to cal art. california institute. >> jimmy: in valencia here, right nearby. i wanted to go there but my parents did not -- >> one person? cal art! >> jimmy: it's a very liberal school, isn't it? >> very liberal school. you know, the first day, the guy was like, okay, this is how you get to the pantry and this is where the laundry room is, and that's the clothing optional pool over there. >> jimmy: there was? >> co-ed rooms. >> jimmy: wow! >> cal art! [ applause ] >> jimmy: oh, this is from your high school. >> that is not -- that's not from cal art. >> jimmy: that's from high school. >> that's not my cal art picture. >> jimmy: oh, and there's mine. >> you were in the band, too? >> jimmy: yeah. i am not going to be asked to play miles davis, either. >> you could play it at bar mitzvah.

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hey, daddy. >> what could you possibly be doing here this early? >> nothing. >> strippers? >> good answer. it just so happens i had a very important predawn meeting full of strategery with one mr. greg -- >> [ bleep ]. >> is that coffee?

>> yeah. >> and we are having dinner tonight to put the polish on our presentation to mr. mcdale. thank you. >> hold on. having dinner with him? >> absolutely. >> that's great. >> very anxious to meet my wife. >> your what? >> here's the thing. you don't have a wife. >> please tell me you're not bringing a stripper to a business dinner. >> stripper wife. >> jimmy: that is don cheadle. "house of lies" on showtime. sunday night at 10:00. you play a character named marty, who is based on a real person, right? >> yeah, named marty. >> jimmy: so, you went to great lengths to cover up his identity. >> yeah. we went through the whole alphabet. we're going to change this letter. >> jimmy: this is marty ken. and what is marty's story? >> that's like my blood brother. >> jimmy: you guys are practically twins. >> marty had several jobs but his main one that where i came to know him was as a management consultant and he wrote the book that this is based on, the show is based on. and it's just -- it's obviously

a comedy so we pushed the boundaries, but these guys live this insane life. that very few people know about, going into corporations and just spin their yarns and, you know, stay relevant and employed. >> jimmy: and the stuff works. we kind of fall for it. and it's very clever. kind of the solution you come up with makes sense, actually. >> yeah. and i think there's a lot of that happening. it's great because these guys go in everywhere. they go in schools, churches, not just businesses. any place there is a board, any place where there is a group of partners and they need to figure out how to do their thing better. >> jimmy: now, you -- you -- i know you and this -- you could have used marty in this situation recently, had to defend yourself because of something you said about president obama. >> oh, yeah, no. i got into a sort of a twitter debate. it was a very healthy debate. i thought -- >> jimmy: they are. they really are. on twitter. >> twitter debates are incredible.

and -- but you know, i had to write this long essay. >> jimmy: what did you say? >> i said something in "jet" magazine about wanting him to be more of a gangster. and it just set off this firestorm. people are like, what do you mean, you want him to sag and drink 40s? yeah, that's -- that's what i was saying. >> jimmy: you want him to wear pinstripes and carry a machine gun? >> yeah, exactly. that's what i'm looking for. >> jimmy: so you were just talking. and people took it seriously. >> people took it seriously. i got into this twitter thing and, you know, funny, 138 characters, i think, what is it -- >> jimmy: 140. >> inadequate amount of characters to get into something. so, i had to go to twit longer and write an essay and -- >> jimmy: they make it -- >> so now i'm through tweeting. >> jimmy: don't tell kanye west about twit longer. >> oh, did you see? >> jimmy: yeah. he just keeps doing it over and over and over again. you are done now? >> i don't know. i may just start uploading

pictures. i don't know. >> jimmy: yeah, almost like a silent film. it's great to see you. congratulations on the show. it's called "house of lies." sunday night at 10:00 on showtime. we'll be right back with david cross. [ peggy ] here's me.

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>> jimmy: wow. um -- you look great. >> thank you. very much. >> jimmy: who are you wearing? >> um -- this is -- i don't know the correct pronunciation, but -- >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> i don't know if i'm pronouncing it correctly. i don't speak foreign, but -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: may i touch it? i'm curious as to what it's made of. oh, it's like a sweatshirt. oh, i don't want to touch it that much. >> yeah, it's -- i don't know what the weather was going to be like in l.a. >> jimmy: are you wearing anything under that? >> um -- i'd love to say i'm free balling, like usual, because i like to say it on tv, but -- no, i'm -- i've got a special thing from nasa.

>> jimmy: oh, okay, good, good. you look great. is that something you picked up on your trip to africa? i know you went to africa. >> i didn't get it from africa, i mean, so to speak. i got it all the fulton mall in brooklyn. sort of from africa. if you've been to fulton mall in brooklyn, you know what i'm talking about. >> jimmy: where did you go in africa? what countries did you visit? >> went to botswana, mozambique, namibia and -- not zambia. oh, shoot. oh, shoot.' where is victoria falls? >> jimmy: i don't know. >> i really should know this. >> jimmy: i thought it was in canada. >> no, it was -- >> jimmy: guillermo, help us with this. >> cameroon? >> no. >> jimmy: he knows his soccer teams.

that's the -- cameroon. >> terribly sorry that i'm forgetting. it's -- zimbabwe, yeah. >> jimmy: oh, wow, how about that? we have an educated audience. it is -- guillermo, cameroon is a shrimp also, right? right, okay, good. and what did you do while you were over there, did you go on safari and -- >> i did. i went with my girlfriend and we visited -- >> jimmy: fiance. >> now fiance. not then. >> jimmy: congratulations. >> thank you. [ applause ] she's a very special lady. >> jimmy: very lucky lady. >> yeah. she's very understanding. [ laughter ] we went to visit some friends of ours, i know through her, who are in the peace corps, who are there for four years in botswana, working on aids and violence against women. and -- >> jimmy: working against them, i hope.

>> no, for it, trying to introduce more aids into africa. [ laughter ] no. yeah. >> jimmy: you know what the fun part of something like this is? it's funny for the first two minutes and then you've got to wear it the whole rest of the segment. >> i'm comfortable. i don't care. i'm not embarrassed. >> jimmy: all right. now, on this trip -- >> couldn't do that with pants. ladies, i get it. i get it. i get it. and that gets an applause break. [ applause ] >> jimmy: what are you going to do? so, but on this trip, did you, like, were you ever with the animals and doing that kind of stuff? >> yeah, we did. it was really pretty rugged and very little luxury. but we did go on a safari that was one of the most amazing things i've ever done in my life. highly recommend it. it's -- too long to talk about here but just really, really special and amazing. and the craziest thing is our

guide, who was this guy that the couple knew, was a huge phil collins fan. crazy. you're in the -- wow, i really -- this is terrible. it's so ignorant, so american ignorant. yeah, that place with the zebra and the giraffe. we didn't get to see any elephant [ bleep ], so that was kind of a bummer, but you know, it was fun. [ laughter ] but just -- to be out there and -- with this guy is a huge phil collins fan. it was just a weird disconnect. >> jimmy: was he playing it? >> yeah, singing it. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's pretty great. >> it was great. really amazing. eye opening. shockingly, almost every day, at least when we were with people, recognized for "alvin and the chipmunks." >> jimmy: really?

>> in broken english, uncle ian! and like tiny little huts, towns on the indian ocean in mozambique -- >> jimmy: they get "alvin and the chipmunks?" >> yeah. on a loop. that's all you get. you don't know the power fox has. it's insane. >> jimmy: how is it going to work with you and amber? have you moved in together already or are you -- >> oh, yeah, we moved in like three months after dating. >> jimmy: oh, you did. so, your place or her place, a mutual place? >> well, she moved into my place which was in the east village and new york and i just moved from there -- i'd been there for 10 1/2 years, and i just moved from there, we moved last week to brooklyn. hence -- i like to support my local community shops. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> there was another store around the corner from this one.

fulton mall is a half mile strip of just this stuff and, like, a lot of scar face stuff and the craziest, like, $300 leather jackets that just have candies on them, like, snickers, m&ms, like, what? are you supposed to be a bad ass in that? tons of "scarface" stuff and -- there was a place that has videos and they'll have video, guys will set up stands outside and they have shops, videos like, you know, "aids is the white man's conspiracy to kill us all." they're selling their homemade videotapes. there was a videotape that was like a homemade picture taken off a video capture of mike tyson in jail and it said "mike tyson raped my father!" some guy's tape that he made and he's selling. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's a perfect father's day gift. >> it's pretty awesome. great stuff there. >> jimmy: now, this television

show, you shot this over in england. >> yeah. >> jimmy: why did you -- >> not the mike tyson thing. >> jimmy: no, not the mike tyson. "increasingly poor decisions of todd margaret." >> yes. >> jimmy: shot in england. you did six episodes the first season, >> yes. >> jimmy: six episodes this season. >> yep. >> jimmy: how is season two different from the first season? >> um -- it's not that different. it's serialized so every episode takes place literally the next day. in fact, the series premiere for the first episode of this season takes place literally the second after the last one. it ends on a big cliffhanger. but there's more, things that are -- everything is resolved by the end of it. >> jimmy: i understand that you really -- you need to watch the first season to understand the second season. i saw the first season, it's very funny. but you've done, like, a kind of a catchup video for people to kind of hopefully familiarize them with what's going on. >> yes. >> jimmy: in the show. but you hired those people who do those crazy current events videos. >> the taiwanese videos. >> jimmy: to illustrate it for you. and we have the video here.

let's take a look. ♪ >> jimmy: that's you? that's so you. >> i know. >> jimmy: the show is very funny. it's called "the increasingly poor decisions of todd margaret." see it fridays at 10:30 on ifc. and season one is now out on dvd if you want to catch up. david cross, everybody. we'll be right back with boyz ii men.

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butterflies ♪ ♪ know that i love you more than you will ever know ♪ ♪ more than you ever know just like the stars in a thousand skies ♪ ♪ more than you ever know ever know deeper than a place where the ocean floor lies ♪ ♪ you're still number one in my eyes until this day i still get butterflies ♪ ♪ know that i love you more than you will ever know ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: want to thank don cheadle, david cross. apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. this is their latest album. "20." playing us off the air with "on bended knee,"