there's been more tornadoes in one day than there usually are in all of march. "good morning america" will have the latest. we're always online at abcnews.com. jim pi kimmel's next. up next on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> every time i turn on the tv, i see a hairy, orange creature running around. i can't tell if it's snooki or the lorax. >> joel mchale. >> you get a "karate dog." >> justin theroux. and music from die antwoord. >> we put a hot dog on top of each poster. and whichever one uggie goes to, that's the movie he thinks will win. it is also how we're going t

>> jimmy: hi. i'm jimmy kimmel. do you like movies? do you like parties? do you like me? if you answered no to all those questions, go to sleep right now. i have something 23r you to see, a sneak preview of "project x." >> and it has him in it. >> jimmy: i was hinting at the fact that i make a cameo in the movie. >> you, too? >> jimmy: are you in the movie? >> si. let me show you. ♪

>> would you guys get off my dad's car. >> yeah. >> dicky: "project x," in theaters march 2nd. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live" coming up with justin theroux, >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live" coming up with justin theroux, die antwoord and mchale. ♪ can you feel it out there? ♪ ♪ you gotta lift yourself up ♪ ♪ that's right [ male announcer ] join the masters of style... even trimming, a close shave, and accurate edging... with the new gillette fusion proglide styler. ♪ [ male announcer ] new fusion proglide styler and clear shave gel from gillette.

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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- joel mchale. justin theroux. and music from die antwoord. with cleto and the cletones. and now, put your hands together, here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. everyone's here tonight.

thanks for coming. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. and for coming. [ cheers and applause ] making it through a maze of academy awardyness. do we have pizzeria owners here in the audience tonight? we met a couple from chicago. they have a place called dino's pizza. >> dino's pizza. >> jimmy: and you're offering what to people who are watching right now? a free slice of pepperoni. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: guillermo, keep an eye on her, will you? >> i will. >> jimmy: a lot of enthusiasm. there's a lot going on outside our theater right now, in preparation for the oscars on sunday. this is kina crazy. yesterday, they rolled out the red carpet. they do it a few days in advance. they found the "slumdog millionaire" kids squatting inside. they've been in there for two years. to give you an update and a bird's-eye view of the action,

we stationed our friend yehya on the roof tonight. and let's go on the roof with yehya, shall we? [ cheers and applause ] hello, yehya. >> hi, jimmy. >> jimmy: you are in front of the theater right now? >> no. it's behind me. not front. [ laughter ] jimmy, i'm on the roof. live from "jimmy kimmel live" today. >> jimmy: yes. >> behind me, the theater -- the kodak theater. a lot going on. red carpet, covered with the plastic. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and i hope -- meryl streep she win an oscar for the movie "margaret thatcher," the english woman. and also, the black lady from the movie "help." i don't know the name also. and the charlize mcclean. and brigitte. and a lot of celebrities win. for him, i pray. >> jimmy: yehya, i couldn't hear any of that. we're having trouble with your microphone.

could you repeat that, please? [ laughter ] >> one more time? >> jimmy: huh? >> okay. >> jimmy: yes. >> for los angeles, you know, margaret thatcher. and the movie "help." and i don't know the names. she's very nice. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and then, sherlie mclane. a long time in france. and also, brigitte. >> jimmy: okay. >> and behind me, kodak theater. they covered the red carpet with the plastic. >> jimmy: yes. >> and here, the chinese. and they have a lot of -- i don't know. it's for sunday. it's all crazy, after two days, you know? >> jimmy: yeah, i know. >> it's fun. and i pray for everyone, especially -- >> jimmy: okay. thank you. that's yehya. see him work. [ cheers and applause ] on the roof of our theater. it's like -- it's like "access hollywood" meets al-jazeera.

[ laughter ] on sunday night, make sure to stay up after your late local news for our seventh annual "jimmy kimmel live: after the academy awards" special. we'll have music from coldplay. we have a big, all-star celebrity comedy video that i think you're going to like. and my guest will be oprah winfrey. [ cheers and applause ] i think the last time i was this excited was when my parents gave us atari for christmas. [ laughter ] steven tyler will be a part of our show on sunday night. [ cheers and applause ] tonight on "american idol," 12 men and 12 women remain, which is good because now steven can really zero in on which ones he wants to have sex with. [ laughter ] and with that said, it's time for steven tyler's creepy leer of the night. ♪ trouble with love it is ♪ it doesn't care how fast you

fall ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i think a dog did that to a pillow on youtube. next week, viewer voting begins. and once again, america will select an "american idol." maybe we should let another country select one this time. our track record, quite frankly, isn't so great. the lord gifted us with a new episode of "jersey shore" tonight on mtv. the gang this evening, embarked on a spiritual journey to find a dumpster to pee behind. and they found one. snooki's boyfriend, jonny appeared tonight. when they got home, snooki wanted to make sweet love to jonny. but jonny drank too much and got sick. we thought it would be great to combine audio from that golden moment, with video from "the flintstones." and i think you'll agree. an american classic is born. >> we're going. >> i will throw up so fast. i'll brush my teeth. i promise.

>> i will get in tonight. i haven't seen jonny in a like a week. and i am excited to touch his [ bleep ] and make out with him and get it in. jonny? i'm waiting. honestly, you know, jonny's sick or whatever. i feel bad. but i'm going to [ bleep ] with my boyfriend. so, why are you puking right now? let's have sex. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: throwing up all night was especially difficult in prehistoric times when toilets were made out of alligators. it's funny. every time i turn on the tv, i see a hairy little orange creature running around. i can't tell if it's snooki or the lorax. speaking of the lorax, lou dobbs took an interesting stand on his show on tuesday night. lou dobbs does a show on the fox business channel. and i think lou might be out of things to get mad about. >> "the lorax," an adaptation of the classic dr. seuss book.

the movie set to be released next month is about a woodland creature who speaks for the trees and fights rampant industrialism. >> did you chop down this tree? >> what's that? i think he did it. >> huh? >> the president's liberal friends in hollywood, targeting a younger demographic, using animated movies to sell their agenda to children. >> jimmy: the president's liberal friends. this is a book written by dr. seuss in 1971. is the president he's talking about president nixon? [ laughter ] who comes out against "the lorax"? lou dobbs. that's who. why? i don't know. it could be his shoes were too tight. could be, his head wasn't screwed on just right. and rest assured, the lorax is just the tip of lou's iceberg. lou also will not rest until this illegal so-called explorer, is sent back to the country where she came from. [ laughter ] republican president debate number -- presidential debate number 26 was held last night in

mesa, arizona. immigration was a big topic. there were a lot of topics discussed in this debate last night. but none more notable than the fact that after 26 debates, ron paul still hasn't found a suit that fits him. ron paul is a character. this is how he introduced himself last night. >> i'm congressman ron paul. the congressman from texas. i'm the defender of the constitution. i'm the champion of liberty. >> jimmy: is he running for president? or auditioning for "batman"? [ laughter ] newt gingrich told reporters yesterday that for lent, he's giving up desserts. so, if you're anywhere in the vicinity of newt gingrich for the next few weeks, don't wear anything that might possibly resemble pie. these debates aren't the most exciting events to start with. but after 26 of them, it's time to spice things up. tonight, we took the candidates' from introductions last night, they introduced themselves. and we used google translate to translate those introductions

into russian. then, we translated the russian into chinese. and then, translated the chinese back into english. and this is how it came out. >> member of the house of representatives rowen. a palo congress from texas. i guard the constitution. i am the free champion. it's indicated that i is peaceful and is prosperous. >> zerk to santorum, the route map. with me, we saw the massive anxiety in the flame middle east and this country. the natural gas price and the state of business. in here with me, which appears related to the positive resolution conversation, stands to the country, including everybody from bottom-to-top. >> you think my jinliqi. therefore, i start for u.s. energy's program. will not have future president. not always tied once for to saudi arabian king. each american anticipates each gallon gasoline $2.50 u.s. >> i have a glove. with romney is in this national time. when you knew if you work diligently and goes to the school. and if you already understood in your family and u.s.' values, you may calculate one safe future and wealthy life.

this is u.s.'s pledge. i must restore the u.s.'s promise. how do i manage? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i don't know. i have a glove. [ cheers and applause ] not as catchy as, i have a dream. but he's trying. rick santorum is doing surprisingly well so far. he's neck and neck with mitt romney. and some polls have him in the lead. his message is resonating with conservative voters. and he isn't afraid to speak passionately about the things he cares about. >> the reason i think we're doing well in this campaign, is because we're being available to the american public, no teleprompters, no written speeches. the opportunity to see what's in here. what's up here. and what's burning down here. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: down there, i guess. as i mentioned earlier, the 84th annual academy awards air live on sunday at 7:00 eastern, 4:00 pacific here on abc. it's the night we managed to turn our attention away from the

teachers and firefighters and shine our spotlight on the real heroes, the actors who pretend to be teachers and firefighters. and if you're planning to bet on the oscars this year, you're here on a good night because all this week, an extraordinary animal has been making oscar predictions for us. he's uggie, the dog from "the artist." best picture nominee, "the artist." he picked george clooney for best actor. and meryl streep for best actress last night. and tonight, uggie will make his pick for the biggest category of all, best picture. let's bring our prognosticator out right now. here he is, uggie, everyone. uggie, the dog. there he is. that's uggie. [ cheers and applause ] good to see you. we have posters for each of the best picture nominees. we have "tree of life." "moneyball," "the artist," "midnight in paris." "hugo."

"war horse." "extremely loud & incredible close," and "the descendants." uggie, are you ready to do this? we put a hot dog on top of each poster. and whichever one that uggie goes that, that's the movie he thinks will win. this is also how we're going to vote for president in this country. all right, uggie. pick a film. uggie's confused. uggie's going to his trainer. uggie, go get the hot dog, uggie. uggie? uggie? oh, uggie likes his own movie. [ cheers and applause ] "the artist." uggie picks "the artist." dogs are very loyal. oh, and uggie also likes "hugo." thank you, uggie. we've got a good show for you tonight. from the new movie "wanderlust," justin theroux is here. we have music from die antwoord. and we'll be right back with joel mchale. so, stick around. [ cheers and applause ]

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[ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, hi, there. welcome back. tonight on the program, a very funny writer and actor, whom you can see in the movie "wanderlust," alongside paul rudd and jennifer aniston, it starts tomorrow. justin theroux is here. [ cheers and applause ] and then, they are here from south africa to freak everyone out. with music from this album, which comes out next tuesday called "tension." die antwoord from the bud light stage. [ cheers and applause ] you will either love them or hate them. and again, join us on sunday night, oscar sunday, for the seventh annual "jimmy kimmel live: after the academy awards" special, with music from coldplay, and the premiere of our all-star comedy video production of "movie: the movie."

starring george clooney, tom hanks, meryl streep, sam jackson, josh brolin, bryan cranston, charlize theron, jessica biel, even martin scorsese. and 26 more. all of your favorite actors are in this. all of them. and our guest is oprah winfrey. so, do not miss it. sunday, after the oscars, after the late local news. two days ago, the announcement that our first guest's critically-acclaimed show "community," would return to television after all caused an eruption of joy across the internet. people even stopped looking at porn for like 30 seconds. "community" returns march 15th. and you can watch his other show, "the soup," every wednesday night on e! please welcome joel mchale. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] how are you? >> i'm well. >> jimmy: i like that suit. it's very snazzy. >> yes, that's true. you look very different. you look like you've gained

weight. [ laughter ] you look terrible. >> jimmy: i put on about 30. how are you? everything all right? >> yeah, a lot better than two days ago. "community" is back, though. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they said your show's on hiatus. which usually means bye-atus. >> it's like being in a coma. but thank god for the internet. it exploded. >> jimmy: people wrote in. >> yeah. there was flash mobs and rioting. i don't know if you've seen what's happening in syria. but that was because of "community." >> jimmy: that is right? >> i couldn't believe it. huge fans in the middle east. >> jimmy: i didn't realize it had that impact. >> it's going to bring israel and iran together. >> jimmy: and nbc said, all right. leave us alone. we'll bring it back. >> we're going to put you up against "american idol" and "big bang theory," no problem. and we'll put you between march madness basketball.

>> jimmy: nice. >> we're going to kick all their asses. no problem. >> jimmy: last weekend -- >> i was with you last weekend. >> jimmy: you were with me. >> i was at jimmy's house last weekend. >> jimmy: not in that way, with me. >> it was just hand stuff. sorry. jimmy threw a party at his home. and he was very nice to invite me. >> jimmy: i always invite you whenever i have a party at my house. >> mr. howard stern was there. >> jimmy: he was there. >> and it was the second time he had a party with him there. and it was the second time i did not meet him. i wanted to meet him so bad. and i just never -- >> jimmy: what happened? why didn't you meet him? >> jimmy, tell him i'm matthew willard. i played shaggy. i don't know how it happened. >> jimmy: you're in the same house. you know what? probably, you maybe were -- you didn't want to force yourself on him. is that what it was? >> there was that. and there was a lot of jell-o shots. and i lost it. by the way, you have an amazing home. >> jimmy: thank you. >> for those of you that go

someday, after the apocalypse, when the apocalypse hits, jimmy will be -- his home is self-sustaining. >> jimmy: why do you say that? >> you have chickens. >> jimmy: not yet. >> you have a chicken coop. i brought my children over. and they played in it. he has an outdoor pizza furnace. >> jimmy: yes. furnace. >> and fruit and vegetables everywhere. >> jimmy: yes. >> do you have a cache of weapons? i would love it if you put the wall around. starving people are trying to get in. and you're like, welcome to jimmy kimmel dead. bam. it's a fantasy i have. >> jimmy: i have like a storage room that's like a miniature costco. it's just full of food i will never eat. >> do you go to costco yourself? >> jimmy: every saturday. >> what possibly could you get there every saturday? >> jimmy: i'll take you along sometime if you'd like to come. >> i would love to go. >> jimmy: i'm thinking of getting a bigger truck because it doesn't really fit. that's how much stuff i buy at the costco.

>> you're a hoarder. how many rolls of toilet paper do you have at your house right now? >> jimmy: you'd be surprised. you'd be surprised how many i go through. it's not -- >> i know you had a weight loss. but -- >> jimmy: it's not just -- you know, i have people over and stuff like that. but also, i like to vandalize homes. >> oh. >> jimmy: or go to rite aid and buy them individually? >> no. i thought people would do that for you. >> jimmy: the reason i brought up last week, i know you hosted the writers guild award. >> yes. untelevised. don't worry. and you told me there because this show was nominated. and you told me, like, i'm not going. >> jimmy: yeah. >> he's like, we lose every year to the kennedy center honors. >> jimmy: every year we go. we lose. >> a very weird category. >> jimmy: it has no writing in it whatsoever. and we all leave depressed. >> and then, he won. >> jimmy: we won this year. >> the show won. [ cheers and applause ] and i noticed, the kennedy center honored this year were not as funny, as usual.

you won. and it was ironic. >> jimmy: did you accept the award? >> i accepted the award for jimmy. >> jimmy: where is that award? >> i threw it in the garbage. >> jimmy: you, as the acceptee, should have brought me the award. >> oh, now i'm your servant. i'm your assistant that have has to all these things? >> jimmy: in a way, yeah. >> i would have. but it was too heavy. >> jimmy: you have three boys, right? how old are the kids now? >> i have two. one just turned 7. and one's about to turn 4. >> jimmy: you have two. i'm sorry. there's one living in the chicken coop, actually. you left him there. >> he prefers it, greatly. we just had the 7-year-old's party. if you live in southern california, you have a pinata because there are -- is a small latino population here. and their influence, though, is very wide. and if you've ever been to a kid's party, it's the one time

all the kids come together because they have bloodlust. >> jimmy: yeah. >> one time we had two. last year, we had two pinatas. and one of them was buzz lightyear. which is in the shape of a human and larger than my son. he was very excited. but the party was over. and he said i'm going to take this one apart myself. and he began whacking this person, that we hung from a tree. and it wasn't really going well. so, then, he goes, lower it. and i lowered it. he held on to the leg and was just stabbing him in the foot. and it still wasn't happening. so, i took a knife and slit the guy's chest open. he ripped it open and shoved his head into it. and i'm like, this is some sort of ritual hate crime that i've taught my son. >> jimmy: it probably means he will become a doctor. you can tell everything you need to know about a kid, watching him around a pinata. >> so, doctors rip -- >> jimmy: doctors break open the rib cage. and go in for the -- in this

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: joel mchale. justin theroux and die antwoord on the way. one of your co-stars on "community" is chevy chase. >> what? >> jimmy: and how are things with chevy? i saw the producer on your show, the creator of your show, tweeted a bad word about chevy. >> what word? >> jimmy: the "d" word. >> yeah. they -- >> jimmy: that seems like a bad sign when the boss is calling one of his actors a [ bleep ]. >> i have called you a [ bleep ] on twitter like 12 times. and you never responded. [ laughter ] it was a very loving [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: why did he do that? what happened there? was there an incident? >> well, chevy has very sharp nipples.

>> jimmy: i heard that. >> they would hurt anybody in the cast. they are always out. and if he brushes by you, he will slit you open. >> jimmy: you get along with chevy, right? >> i get along with chevy great. he's a legend and an icon. as i will and he will tell you. and -- no. i worked with him for three years now. we talk about his old movies and his old shows. >> jimmy: you bring them up? or he brings them up? >> i bring it up -- no. he brings it up 98% of the time. i'm kidding, chevy. he will e-mail me later. he will type me a letter and have a carrier pigeon bring it. like, the pony express is broken down today. this is going to take forever. that's how he types. >> jimmy: you have "caddyshack," "seems like old times." "fletch." >> "karate dog." >> jimmy: when you say "karate

dog," tell us about that. >> i know you've all seen it. it was in contention for the oscar in 2004. >> jimmy: it was? >> it was. i can't believe it lost. "karate dog," was a simon rex vehicle. and jon voight played a texas karate -- a texan who knew karate with a morgan spurlock mustache. and chevy played the dog who spoke perfect english and walked on his hind legs. i know. you're thinking, where's the sequel? i stumbled across it one night. and i thought, oh, my gosh. i have discovered gold. and i went online and bought every single copy of "karate dog" in existence. >> jimmy: how many copies did you buy? >> i bought about 60. all of the video stores that went out of business. like jack's village video store.

and i began leaving them around the set for chevy to find. what the? he was tearing it open with his nipple. and then, at the end, i didn't do it enough. so, i had a bunch of extra copies. at the last day of work, we had a signing with the cast and crew, where he sat and signed "karate dog." and, jimmy, it works out perfectly. we have some leftover copies. and i would love to give some of them to you tonight. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this is really great. >> okay. >> jimmy: thank you. wow. >> look at that. "karate dog." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: on dvd. >> right there. >> jimmy: you get a "karate dog." and you get a "karate dog." they're fun to throw. you get a "karate dog." >> the criterion, the blu-ray is

coming out. i'm really hurting people. >> jimmy: i wonder if chevy would get sued if "karate dog" put someone's eye out. there you go. actor, comedian, and dvd aficionado. i am going to keep one, if you don't mind, yes. >> jimmy, stay heavy. love, simon ray. >> jimmy: chevy would have signed that better. joel mchale. "the soup" on e! and "community" returns to nbc thursday, march 15th at 8:00. we'll be right back with justin theroux. [ cheers and applause ] [ male announcer ] cookies

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for clapping, guillermo. still to come, die antwoord will be here. our next guest has it made. he's a talented actor and screenwriter, who rides motorcycles, speaks chinese and has a silent "x" in his name. you can see him bearded and shirtless alongside jennifer aniston and paul rudd in the new comedy "wanderlust." >> reach down. >> okay. >> just wrap your fingers around the base of it. work the shaft down to the tip. and that's it. keep -- watch that. the hot white stuff just shoots out. flick the tip. >> what? >> flick the tip. flick the tip. >> oh, wow. >> did you get some? >> yeah. like a full load. wow. that feels so good. >> be careful, that will go on your belly. it's so satisfying, i once stroked a goat six times in one night. >> jimmy: "wanderlust" opens in theaters tomorrow. please say hello to justin

theroux. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] what's happening? >> what's going on. >> jimmy: this is, correct me if i'm wrong, your first late night television appearance. correct? >> this is my first late night television appearance. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: first of all, it's customary to tip me after the interview. secondly, i have to ask you where you're from. >> washington, d.c. >> jimmy: you grew up and went to school there? >> i went to school there. i went to a couple schools in washington, d.c. >> jimmy: a couple. were you thrown out of one of them? >> a little. >> jimmy: a little bit. two of them? >> i was a little bit thrown out of a lot of them. >> jimmy: really? were you thrown out of private school? >> i went to public school first. then, i went to a catholic school, which did not end well. and then -- [ laughter ] and then, i went to a to a

progressive school. and then, a more progressive school out of town. >> jimmy: that is progressive, when you're progressing away from your home. >> all the way, to another state. >> jimmy: public schools are kind of rough in washington, d.c., right? >> yes. >> jimmy: was yours? >> in washington, d.c. proper. it wasn't a rough school. it was kind of a -- the school was in the center of our neighborhood. and the neighborhood itself was not a terrible neighborhood. but it had a lot of, like, you know, boys. it was a very boy-heavy, kind of a "lords of the flies" kind of environment. >> jimmy: why was it boy-heavy? >> i don't know. there was a lot of irish families in the neighborhood. and they had all 13 kids or 14 kids. so, there was a lot of competition amongst the boys, just in general. >> jimmy: i see. >> it was the kind of thing in the neighborhood, if you had -- if you got into a fight with one of these boys, you would have to then -- like one that's your age, you would have to rely on your older brother to beat up that boy. >> jimmy: right.

>> but then, that irish boy would bring another boy. they had deep benches. >> jimmy: his older brother. eventually, you're getting beaten by a 38-year-old. >> exactly. >> jimmy: did you have an older brother? >> i have an older brother. >> jimmy: did he -- was he forced to beat people for you on your behalf? >> he -- there was a time, yes. he would be very good on beating people on my behalf. the sullivan boys, you could not beat up. >> jimmy: the sullivan boys. the tough group. >> some of them were in technical college. >> jimmy: did you fight the sullivan boys? >> no -- i had one -- i had one experience with one that was a couple years older than me, who beat me up. i -- my father had come back from a business trip, from holland. and he had brought me some wooden shoes. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> like he had gotten at the airport or something. and for some reason -- i was like 9 or 10 or something. i thought, wow. these are the coolest shoes you could possibly -- they're made of wood.

so, i will wear these shoes. [ laughter ] and the next day -- >> jimmy: did anyone tell you, maybe not a good idea? >> yes. but the next day, i went downstairs to go to school. we're going to the bus. and my brother kind of looked at me like, that's a bad idea. you should rethink your shoe choice. and i thought, he was crazy. i'm -- no. i thought for some reason, everyone at school would just adore the shoes. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so, i clomped to the bus. and once i was on the bus, i realized, maybe this wasn't a good idea. and once i got to school, it really was a bad idea because i bumped into this kid, david sullivan. >> jimmy: the sullivan boys. >> an older kid. and he saw me. and he saw the wooden shoes. and he was, like, i will have to punch you now. [ laughter ] this is -- it was almost like he felt bad. like, i have to hand out a beatdown for everyone else. >> jimmy: the rules are the

rules. >> the rules are the rules. i looked at my brother. he's like, you're on your own. i warned you. and he beat me up. he started beating me up. and brought me to the pavement. and in that situation, i realized, i actually only had one means of defending myself, which was the actual wooden shoes themselves. so, i took the shoe off. and i remember just -- as hard as i could, just clobbering him in the head. and his head split. and he sort of reared back. and he started to cry. >> jimmy: oh. [ cheers and applause ] wow. kind of like -- >> kind of like my hansel and goliath moment. >> jimmy: yeah. it's like a fable. >> it's a fable. i know. >> jimmy: now, you're in this movie, "wanderlust." >> yes. >> jimmy: this is a comedy. and you've been in a number of

movies. a couple of my particular favorites. and you wrote the movie "tropic thunder." you wrote "ironman." great movie. and so, now -- i would imagine -- are you going to the oscars? are you part of the oscar ceremony? are you doing anything to promote it this weekend? >> i'm going to the show. >> jimmy: you are going to the oscar show. >> yeah. >> jimmy: are you doing anything on the show? >> no. i have a movie in the show. i have a nominated film. >> jimmy: you wrote a film? >> i was acting in. i was acting. >> jimmy: which one? i'm sorry -- >> i was in "war horse." >> jimmy: oh, you're in "war horse." you were in "war horse"? >> yes. have kind of a big part, too. >> jimmy: we actually -- i guess we have a clip of -- i apologize. i didn't -- here's justin in "war horse." >> england is at war. we are at war.

>> it's my horse, sir. >> i promise you, i'll look after him. and if i can, i'll return him to your care. >> he's something else, that one. ♪ >> charge. ah! ah! ow. [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. congratulations. i didn't realize. i didn't see the film. that's great. i mean, to have a movie that's nominated. >> i know. we're all excited.

me and steven. >> jimmy: well, yeah. working with steven had to be a great thing. i mean, most people, in their lives, i mean, you're in one movie. >> two movies. >> jimmy: two what movies? >> two movies in the oscars. >> jimmy: what's the other movie? >> did you see "the descendants"? >> jimmy: i did see "the descendants." >> it's a smaller part. but it's the beach scene. >> jimmy: the beach scene. do we have that? oh, we do. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow. that's -- "war horse," in theaters now. and "wanderlust," opens tomorrow. when we come back, music from die antwoord. [ cheers and applause ] the "jimmy kimmel live"

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♪ i fink you freaky and i like you a lot ♪ ♪ i fink you freaky and i like you a lot ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i want to thank joel mchale. i want to thank justin theroux. i want to thank uggie the dog. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time for him tonight. "tension" is out now. playing us off the air with "fatty boom boom," see the full performance at jimmykimmellive.com, once again, die antwoord. good night. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ yo, hi-tek you fink you can mess ♪ ♪ wif somthing like dis ♪ yo, what you mean something like dis ♪ ♪ ja dat's spif yo-landi do dat fing ♪ ♪ hey, fatty boom, boom