examine extreme anti-government groups. so-called sovereign citizens. americans who think the nation's laws don't apply to them. and check into "good morning america." they're working while you're sleeping. we're always online at abcnews.com. jimmy kimmel's next. see you tomorrow. tonight on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> i met oprah yesterday. she tweeted a picture of us, too. her elbow turned my ear into gold. >> eric stonestreet. >> i've had personalized license plates, that said fizzbo, the clown. >> that's like driving a mary kay car. >> kate upton. >> should never wear a swimsuit to the beach. >> yeah, go naked. beat that, uggie.

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- eric stonestreet. model kate upton. and music from jake owen. with cleto and the cletones. and now, as far as i know, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: how are you doing? welcome. i'm jimmy. [ cheers and applause ] i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thank you for showing up. they say that's half the battle. those of you who are in our studio audience tonight, we have visitors from near and far, know that our neighborhood has been besieged by the oscars. the academy awards are taking place right across the street from us on sunday night. security's very tight. the hollywood boulevard superheros and our costumed characters have been hosed down and shipped off to vegas for the week. so, you missed them. we're getting ready for our big show after the academy awards. this will be our seventh year of doing it. and our guest on oscar night, will be oprah. the oprah. [ cheers and applause ] after -- after making fun of me, for many years, she finally agreed to come and apologize here on the show. are you ready for oprah, guillermo? >> ready, jimmy. [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: quick question. what is oprah's last name? >> winfrey. >> jimmy: you're ready. [ cheers and applause ] what is -- what is oprah's best friend's name? >> gayle. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's close. it's jimmy. her new best friend is me. i met oprah yesterday. we shot something -- we shot something special or our special. i never met her before. but yesterday, we spent the whole day together. and i'm almost embarrassed to admit. about 20 minutes in, i decided i would give my life for oprah. if oprah needed my lungs, she could have both of them. she's like a magic person. she really is. she came in here. she talked to everyone. she couldn't have been nicer. and you will not believe what she did in the sketch we wrote for her. she was funny. she was enthusiastic. she said my name the oprah way. jimmy kimmel. when i walked in. it was crazy. for a minute, i thought maybe this isn't the real oprah. maybe oprah has helpers, like santa. and the real oprah lives up at the north pole or something.

but it was her. the fingerprints matched up. we ran it today. you really missed out, guillermo. where were you yesterday? >> at home. >> jimmy: at home? that's so sad. did you see what she tweeted me about? >> no. >> jimmy: well, here it is. this is from oprah's twitter. first time meeting jimmy kimmel. he is adorable. thank you. see? i told you i was adorable. >> you are. >> jimmy: why do you always say i'm not adorable? >> no. i say you are. >> jimmy: okay. she tweeted a picture of us, too. look at that. isn't that something? can i tell you something? her elbow turned my ear into gold. [ laughter ] don't know what happened. but i love her. i do. my hope is that she'll adopt me as one of her dogs. i can live there. join me and oprah on sunday night. and set your dvr right now to "jimmy kimmel live: after the academy awards." at 7:00 p.m., 4:00 pacific on abc.

we'll be on after the late local news. last year, we hired a possum. we hired heidi, the cross-eyed possum to make oscar predictions for us. she did well. she went two for three. she picked best actor and actress correctly. unfortunately, in september, heidi the possum died, which means she won't be making picks this year. she'll be making her picks from possum heaven this year. possum heaven is just a tree. without the benefit of the cross-eyed possum, this year, we've set our sights on another very talented animal, uggie, who played the part of jack in best picture nominee "the artist." you know the dog from "the artist"? if you haven't seen it, here he is, the winner of the golden paw award. there's uggie. [ cheers and applause ]

about 16 pounds. he's just slightly heavier than your average hollywood actress. uggie's going to make oscar predictions for us all week. tonight, he's going to select the winner for best actor. we have pictures of each up for best actor nominees. brad pitt. jean desjardins. gary oldman, from "tinker tailor soldier spy." and i don't know who that is. we put hot dogs on top of each of their pictures. and whichever uggie eats, is who is going to win the oscar. are we ready to let uggie choose? his trainer is giving him the sign. and uggie selects george clooney. he gets his own. george clooney. [ cheers and applause ] george has an idea.

thank you, uggie. very well done. you can go lick yourself now. oh, look at that. uggie's ashamed of himself for not -- oh, he's going to george again. all right. very good. that's uggie. [ cheers and applause ] he'll be with us all week. there's a new episode of "the bachelor" here on abc last night. with the amount of premarital sex they've been having this season, they should probably rename the show "the bachelor party." bachelor ben went to meet the families of the potential brides. hello, sir. i'm ben. i'm the guy who's been skinny dipping with your daughter on television. ben was here after the second episode in early january. and i made a prediction about who his final four would be. and watch this. i would like to predict my final four. >> okay. >> jimmy: your final four. you should have them. >> okay. >> jimmy: i predict casey b. will be in your final four.

she seems nice. i predict lindsay c. will be in your final four. she is the one who came in on the horse. i predict nicki will be in your final four. and i predict the evil courtney will be in your final four, as well. all right. and who were his final four? when the four were announced. it was casey b. lindsay c. nicki. and the evil courtney. i went four for four. [ cheers and applause ] beat that, uggie. that must have blown his mind because he's not allowed to say anything. but the show had already been taped. and out of 18 women, i correctly picked all of the top 4, which is pretty, as they say on "the bachelor," amazing. let's look at another camera angle here. and watch ben's face as i make these picks. keeping in mind, he knows i got them all right. i predict casey b. will be in

your final four. she seems nice. i predict lindsay c. will be in your final four. she's the one who came in on the horse. i predict nicki will be in your final four. and i predict the evil courtney will be in your final four. and who knows? maybe you even picked courtney. and then, who knows? maybe she tried to stab you in your sleep. >> who knows? >> jimmy: i think, not only am i right. i think she tried to stab him in his sleep. [ laughter ] i have to say, i'm impressed with myself. i could have won a lot of money on that. that's pretty -- that is im -- i'm not sure whether to celebrate or get a sex-change operation. [ laughter ] in new york, basketball phenom jeremy lin continues to whip fans of knicks into a lather. they're calling it lin-sanity. i think that's what they called it when lindsay lohan stole that -- last night, the knicks

beat the defending champions mavericks. fox 5 in new york, caught up with enthusiastic fans on long island. >> hands up for the hands-down new favorite knicks player, jeremy lin. >> lin-sanity. >> jeremy is the best. >> jeremy's the man. >> jimmy: yes. he is a man. he's -- almost everyone in the nba is. [ laughter ] there's a few in the wnba, even. and this is pretty nutty. bob morris the a state lawmaker from ft. wayne, indiana, who was getting attention this week because he decided not to support a proposal that would celebrate a 100th anniversary of the girl scouts. he says he believes girl scouts are a, quote, radicalized organization, that promotes homosexuality and abortion. i'm all for freedom of speech. but that kind of talk might get you picked as rick santorum's running mate. [ laughter ] the girl scouts. the girl scouts promote

homosexuality. girl scouts sell cookies. they don't promote homosexuality. they promote obesity. and i can't think of anything more american than that. but morris is against them. this is bob morris. feel free to draw your own conclusions at home. wait until he finds out the keebler elves are all gay. he won't be able to eat another cookie in his life. he plans to pull his own two daughters out of the girl scouts because he found out that girl scouts are a strategic faction of planned parenthood. and the people they call role models are all, quote, feminists, lesbians and communists. they're a bunch of pecan sandies is what they are. i don't agree with his opinion on this. but i do know where he got the information. this is an old girl scout commercial that originally aired in the '70s. see if you remember this. >> the girl scouts of america, where today's girls learn the importance of teamwork, and

confidence-building. and above all, abortion, abortion, abortion. the girl scouts, making communist transgender lesbian friends that last a lifetime. and the cookies. >> jimmy: carry on, lesbians. carry on. today, in case you don't know, is mardi gras, which translates into english, as fat tuesday. mardi gras is a big deal in the south. especially in louisiana. especially in new orleans. this is from a local cbs news report from new orleans. where a gentleman they found, summed the appeal of the festivities up i think pretty nicely. >> balconies are packed. beads are flying. and along bourbon street, the huge party continues. for revelers, it adds up to an experience unlike all others. >> the best part is the energy, the creativity. >> what's your favorite part? >> the girls. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, you know what?

when he showed up, he was 22. mardi gras is an interesting phenomenon because it turns normal, everyday people into drunken lunatics who will trade their dignity for 9 cents worth of beads. when it's over, everybody goes home and goes back to being normal. that got me thinking, can you tell if a woman has ever flashed someone just by looking at her? we will turn this into a game tonight. we're going to see a woman on the street. we'll see her introduce herself. and we'll guess if she's ever flashed anybody. and we'll see her response. all right? you ready? okay. here's our first potential flasher. >> kimberly. i'm from los angeles. >> kimberly, have you ever flashed somebody? and if so, what happened? >> jimmy: okay. we have a split audience. let's find out. >> yes, i have. i was in miami. [ cheers and applause ] on a trip. and the person was excited.

>> jimmy: okay. all right. who's next? >> can you tell us your name and where you're from? >> christina. >> have you ever flashed anybody? can you tell us about it? >> jimmy: all right. not a single person said no to this one. >> i flashed millions of people. as a matter of fact, i was just about to show somebody my tits over there for a mix tape. and i'm going to do it. >> jimmy: for a mix tape. all right. who do we have next? >> ft. lauderdale, florida. and my name's holly. >> holly, have you ever flashed somebody? and what happened? >> jimmy: okay. there's holly. about half and half here. holly? >> i have not. i'm boring, i guess. >> jimmy: yeah. that's -- no. holly didn't. come on, now. let's use our heads now. >> abbie, i'm from australia. >> abbie, have you ever flashed somebody and what happened? >> jimmy: you can see by the way her eyes go to the side.

let's find out. >> i've never flashed somebody, no. never. that's a lie. i did in mexico. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: all the things that go on in mexico. who do we have next? >> candice. morgan hill, california. >> candice, have you ever flashed somebody? and what happened? >> jimmy: all right. quick to say yes. all right. let's see. >> no. i have not. i haven't. not even a little. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: everyone apologize to candice. that wasn't nice. who do we have next? >> my name is ted. >> ted, have you ever flashed somebody and what happened? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: let's find out. >> no. but i was caught streaking, though. >> jimmy: and finally, i believe we have one more.

>> my name is kim. i'm from smithers bridge, columbia, canada. >> kim, have you ever flashed somebody? and what happened? >> jimmy: a lot of yeses here. let's find out. >> i didn't, sadly because -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. tonight on the show -- the very beautiful "sports illustrated" swimsuit issue cover model kate upton is here. we have music from jake owen. and we'll be right back with eric stonestreet from "modern family." so, stick around. [ cheers and applause ] you've felt like this before, right? 2:30 in the afternoon, a lot to do, and you've hit the wall. but you got to get stuff done. so take 5-hour energy.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, hello there. tonight on the program, a very attractive woman, who you can see wearing very little clothing on the cover of this year's "sports illustrated" swimsuit issue. kate upton is here. [ cheers and applause ] and then, with music from this album, it debuted at number one on the country charts, called "barefoot blue jean night," jake owen from the bud light stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, we'll be joined by jessica alba, representative barney frank will be here. we're going to cook with chef/genius, nathan myhrvold. and we'll have music from the tower of power horns, sitting in with cleto and the boys. and of course, on oscar sunday, make sure to stay up after the academy awards and your late local news for the seventh annual "jimmy kimmel live: after the academy awards" special. oprah will be here with us. we have a new all-star comedy video to debut, starring george clooney, tom hanks, meryl streep, the list goes on. 34 big stars. the list is ridiculous, to be honest with you. please, join us for that. our first guest is a straight man who plays a gay man and co-stars alongside a gay man who sometimes acts as his straight

man. it all makes sense when you watch the multi-emmy awarded "modern family," new episodes air wednesdays at 9:00 here on abc. please say hello to eric stonestreet. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] how's it going? >> hello. >> jimmy: how are you? >> how are you doing? >> jimmy: i'm doing very well. >> long time, no see. >> jimmy: it hasn't been that long. right? i was at your birthday party. >> you were at my birthday party. >> jimmy: your 40th birthday party. thank you for inviting me to your party. >> it was a fun party. wouldn't it be funny if we were the only ones at my birthday party. >> jimmy: just the two of us and a cake. >> that's good. for thanks for coming. >> jimmy: your whole family was there. >> it was great. my dad, he was like, that jimmy kimmel, he's a good guy. he's a really nice guy. but always surprised they meet people that are like regular, normal people.

i took the funniest picture of you and my dad talking. i'm going to show you. >> jimmy: oh, you have it? >> i brought it. so funny. >> jimmy: i'm going to hold it up. >> this is the picture, right? it looks like you guys are solving the global economic crisis, in this picture. my dad is saying exactly what needs to happen. so, i said, dad, what were you and jimmy talking about? he said, we were talking about ribs and how to keep a turkey moist when you smoke it. >> jimmy: that's exactly right. that was the tip of the barbecue iceberg when we were talking. we talked about oklahoma joe's. the great barbecue place. >> all the places i love. >> jimmy: he was telling me how to smoke brisket and the proper way to do it. we had a good conversation. >> he loves you. you were initiated into his meat club at that point. >> jimmy: well, yeah. happy to be in it, believe me. your parents are pretty excited about your success. >> they have a good time. i try to include them in as much stuff as i can. i tell them, throw our name

ound and get the best seat at i-hop, if you can. walk in and say, my son's on "modern family." we want to sit by the syrup window. >> jimmy: you go back a lot, don't you? >> i do. i try to get back. i got to do something really cool this year. i got to throw out the first pass at the kansas city chiefs' game against the pittsburgh steelers in sunday night football. >> jimmy: there's a first pass? >> i had never heard of it, either. i'm like, what is it? >> jimmy: there's a first pitch in baseball. >> well, the chiefs have invented the first pass. >> jimmy: wow. >> i agree. but it was awesome. i get there. and i'm teamed up with a former nfl, kansas chiefs player. anthony davis. we're on the sideline talking. he said, what do you want to do, man? you want to go deep? no. just throw me the ball. do not find anything funny. leave the comedy to me. don't do anything. all right, man. i got you. so, we get out there. they said, now, kansas city welcome eric stonestreet from "modern family."

jimmy, 70,000 people just cheered so loud. it was awesome. it was incredible. childhood dream right there. >> jimmy: wow. >> he throws me the ball. i catch the ball. huge cheers. cheers. like, so great. i throw it back to him. and he goes -- no, no, no. just another pass. he's like, go, go, go. no. he -- sure enough, he loops it up. and i'm like -- you son of a gun. i'm backing up. i get the ball in my hands, to make sure i catch the ball, i bring it down really fast. hits the ground. 70,000 cheers, i'm not kidding you, in a second, turns into -- boo. boo. you suck. like, you -- oh, man. i had them. and then, i lost them. >> jimmy: your poor parents won't be able to get in the i-hop. it's a disaster. >> their name means nothing there. >> jimmy: isn't it funny how important that stuff becomes. for people watching, it's like, who cares?

but it's like, oh, my god. this has to be good. >> yeah. i wanted it to look really good. something funny happened at that game. when they asked me to do it, they said, can we make a chiefs jersey, for one of your favorite players. absolutely. i want 76, john auld. the tackle. you don't want lynn dawson? you don't want joe montana? nope. john auld. hey, man. how are you? good to see you. can i get a picture with you? he's just drunk after his rear. can i get a picture with you? his buddy goes, oh, my gosh -- you're not john auld. [ laughter ] like, i never said i was. hilarious. i couldn't believe it. john auld's like 50 by now. 6'8", huge. i'm like 40, portly, you know?

>> jimmy: that's a compliment. you're one of the players. >> i never felt better about myself. >> jimmy: well, this is another sports thing. this is kind of cool. this is a college basketball game lately, they've been doing this. they've been -- i guess it's an alumni thing. i'll tell you something. honestly, they blow up a picture of your head. >> they do. >> jimmy: how did you find out about this? >> somebody tweeted that picture to me. that's at an indiana game. i went to kansas state university, who beat missouri. give it up. i saw that and tweeted it to all of my followers. okay, kansas state fans, i better be at every home game this year. and sure enough, they printed one up. >> jimmy: how sad for indiana, they have to take other people's alumni. >> i know. >> jimmy: i was watching last weekend. i was watching unlv, my alma mater. and there was my head. and i almost had a heart attack. i really did. >> yours is so much better. >> jimmy: look at that guy. >> yeah. like --

>> jimmy: can you move that down? move the head? >> that's so funny. this is in manhattan, kansas, every game. fizbo the clown. >> jimmy: this is your character from the show, fizbo the clown. >> this is in the fans at k-state. >> jimmy: that's pretty good. >> we should get our heads together. and somebody should take jimmy kimmel's head, and eric's -- my head out on a date or something. go places. >> jimmy: that's not a bad idea. >> i worry about after the game, if we unfortunately lose, if my head is getting drug behind the person carrying it. like, really depressed. >> jimmy: please, folks, take good care of eric's head. >> please. >> jimmy: we're going to take a quick break here. "modern family," wednesday nights at 9:00. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] portions of "jimmy kimmel live," are brought to you by bud light. [ male announcer ] there's no point in writing a remarkable story, if you don't know how to end it properly. ♪

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do not bring it up to me again. >> jimmy: high school? >> and college. >> jimmy: wow. wow. >> it's embarrassing now. anyway -- >> jimmy: that's like driving a mary kay car. [ laughter ] >> yeah. it is. it is. it was a cutlass supreme. >> jimmy: nice. >> i got pulled over by the cops. i'm in full makeup. full clown getup. i forgot some stuff. i had to speed back to the party. cop pulls me over. i'm not kidding you. right outside of kansas city. rural area. he's walking up to the car with a hand on his gun. like he's lapd or something, pulling over a suspected murderer. he walks up to the window. tells me to roll it down. says the reason you're speeding today, sir? and i look up at him, i'm in full clown get-up. i said, you know, i'm just late. you know, to a party. for a kid i'm going to. okay. and i said, do you think i get dressed up like this to try to outrun you guys? [ laughter ] and i wanted to say so much more. i wanted to say to him, hey, if you point your gun and shoot it,

does a big red flag that says bang coming out of it, too? i have one many in my trunk that does that. >> jimmy: you're armed. it's probably best you didn't bring that up. and he did not let fizbo go? >> he wrote me a ticket. >> jimmy: will a plot like that come up on "modern family"? >> i never told them that story. >> jimmy: when we come back, i know you're a sports fan. the very beautiful kate upton is going to be here. she's on the cover of the swimsuit issue. >> all right. i did have a thing i was supposed to go to. maybe i'll stick around. >> jimmy: maybe you should stick around. eric stonestreet. "modern family" airs wednesdays at 9:00 p.m. on abc. we'll be right back with kate upton. [ cheers and applause ] for my terrible allergy congestion,

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. we're back with eric stonestreet. jake owen is on the way. at just 19 years old, our next guest has already reached the pinnacle of her profession.

you can see her -- almost all of her -- on the cover of and inside the 2012 "sports illustrated" swimsuit issue. please welcome the very beautiful kate upton. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] how are you? >> good. >> jimmy: eric decided to stay over in this segment. >> i had stuff to do. but i just put it on hold. >> i'm excited. i love "modern family." >> thank you. >> jimmy: do you like clowns? [ laughter ] >> yes. i like this clown. >> look. i'm seeing someone, kate. >> jimmy: well, there's obviously some chemistry there. i won't interfere. you two go ahead with whatever. how are you? congratulations, first of all, on being on the cover of the magazine. i've been a subscriber since i was a teen. i've never been on the cover. >> what are they thinking? that's ridiculous. maybe next year.

it's the 50th anniversary. >> jimmy: yeah. that's a big one. is this something you wanted to be on? >> i'm from a big sports family. and "sports illustrated" was coming to our house. and obviously, i was only interested in the swimsuit issue. >> jimmy: when the magazine shows up and your dad gets it, it has to ruin it a little bit for him, right? >> probably. >> jimmy: "sports illustrated" swim -- oh, what the hell? >> he unsubscribes. like, those days are over. >> jimmy: i would think so. now, you started modeling at a very young age. how old were you? >> 15. >> jimmy: 15. how does that work, even? whose idea is this? >> i was scouted when i was 12 years old. i was a horseback rider.r. i was leaving a horse show. and that caught my interest. >> jimmy: and who scouted you at this time? and why didn't your father murder him? who is scouting 12-year-olds? >> they didn't know i was 12. >> jimmy: they didn't know? they thought you were what? 14? >> yes, she's skinny. >> jimmy: they got ahold of you. did you think it was a scam at

first? most of those things are, right? >> yeah. it was trump model management. >> jimmy: oh, even worse. even worse. [ laughter ] >> that -- >> jimmy: it wasn't donald himself? that's how he gets wives. >> that would be creepy at 12. i would be scared. >> jimmy: donald trump has a model management company? >> yes, he does. >> jimmy: wow. what does this guy not have his name on? he really is a genius, i guess. >> he obviously is. >> jimmy: and are you still with that particular company? >> no, i never signed with them. that just caught my interest. and i looked it up. and found out that i wanted to be a model. so, then, i went down to miami at 15 and started. >> jimmy: did you go by yourself? >> no, no. my family's always been very supportive. >> jimmy: so, they went with you? >> yes. >> jimmy: the whole family? >> no. just my mom. my dad, wouldn't be into that. >> jimmy: i would think not. so, your mom was supportive and took you to all the things.

and all that stuff. >> i was a horseback rider. my mom supported me through everything. >> jimmy: she did? >> yes. >> jimmy: did you ride a horse to miami? >> i thought about it. my butt will be sore. won't look good in photos. >> jimmy: probably the best. it was a week ago that the magazine came out. >> yes. >> jimmy: you've been all over the place since then. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: where have you been since then? >> i was new york, las vegas, for two days, l.a. for one day, new york and now, i'm back here. >> jimmy: you met a very special man in las vegas. there's been a lot of rumors about your dating life. but there's a gentleman that -- >> really caught my interest. >> jimmy: caught your eye. [ cheers and applause ] >> how could you say no to that? you just can't. >> jimmy: i don't know. but everybody does, for some reason. you're like a foot and a half taller than guillermo. guillermo, what was going through your head at this moment?

do you remember? >> no. >> jimmy: did you show this picture to your wife afterwards? >> no. >> jimmy: no. even before you were on "sports illustrated," doing all this stuff, i saw a video you made, in which you're dancing. you're doing the dougie dance, right? >> that was after "sports illustrated." >> jimmy: the cover, i mean. >> oh, yes. right. >> jimmy: you went. and somebody filmed you dancing in the stands at a game at a clippers game, right? >> yes. >> jimmy: worst of all, of all things, you went to a clippers game. >> they won that game. just want to point out. >> jimmy: you may have turned the clippers around. >> i'm lucky. >> jimmy: and this became a huge hit online. >> yes. now, everyone's been dougieing. totally stole my idea. >> jimmy: have you met dougie? have you had a chance to meet dougie? is it dougie fresh? doug e. fresh is the dougie they're talking about, right? >> i don't -- i don't know. >> jimmy: eric? >> huh? [ laughter ] >> do you know how to dougie? >> i don't know how to dougie. i'm open to learning how to

dougie, though. >> jimmy: can you show eric? >> what is dougieing? >> jimmy: dougie is a dance that's a popular thing amongst the young people. >> it was a song. teach me how to dougie. maybe there's an original dougie. >> that's a foreign language. >> jimmy: there's an original doug e. fresh. i don't know if it's the same. >> we're in our 40s. >> i don't know. >> jimmy: speak for yourself. i'm 19. [ laughter ] >> hush up, kimmel. >> jimmy: do you like older men? i'm 20. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] but that became a very big deal. >> yes. now, i can't go anywhere without someone playing it. good thing i like the song. >> jimmy: good thing. is that annoying? >> it sometimes can be. but obviously, i'm very good at dougieing. i like to show off my skills. >> jimmy: it's funny, though. it's kind of fun now. but in like 30 years, when people are still asking you to dougie, you're going to want to strangle them to death and put a boot in their head.

>> it's very true. i only do part of it. can't do the whole thing. >> jimmy: are you exclusively modeling now? or are you going to get into acting? >> i'm not sure yet. i just want to enjoy this moment. and i just launched my own swimwear line now. >> jimmy: same here. is this your swimwear that you're wearing here? >> no, it's not. >> jimmy: where is this now? is it in the smithsonian or something? did they let you keep the swimsuit itself? >> they let me keep it. >> jimmy: that's nice. what are you going to do with it? are you going to put it on display? >> frame it. i'm not sure yet. i haven't thought about it. >> jimmy: you have to think of something. >> maybe i should never wear another suit to the beach. >> jimmy: yeah. go naked. sorry. my head is off. congratulations to you. >> thanks so much. >> jimmy: i'm glad everything is going so well. it's "sports illustrated," the swimsuit issue on newsstands. kate upton, everybody. we'll be right back with jake owen. [ cheers and applause ]

the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series, sponsored by bud light.

[ cheers and applause ] the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series, sponsored by bud light. >> jimmy: this is his latest cd. it's called "barefoot blue jean night." here with the song, "alone with you," jake owen.

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ i don't see you laugh you don't call me back ♪ ♪ but you kiss me when you're drunk ♪ ♪ i don't know your friends don't know where you've been ♪ ♪ why are you the one i want ♪ don't put your lips up to my mouth ♪ ♪ and say that you can't stay ♪ don't slip your hands under my shirt ♪

♪ and tell me it's okay ♪ don't say it doesn't matter ♪ 'cause it's gonna matter to me ♪ ♪ i can't be alone with you got me out ♪ ♪ on the edge every time you call ♪ ♪ and i know it could kill me if i fall ♪ ♪ i can't be alone with you ♪ please don't chain that door i can't win this war ♪ ♪ your body's like a pill i shouldn't take ♪ ♪ don't put your lips up to my mouth ♪ ♪ and say that you can't stay ♪ don't slip your hand under my shirt ♪ ♪ and tell me it's okay ♪ don't say it doesn't matter ♪ 'cause it's gonna matter to

me ♪ ♪ i can't be alone with you got me out ♪ ♪ on the edge every time you call ♪ ♪ and i know it would kill me if i fall ♪ ♪ i can't be alone with you ♪ don't put your lips up to my mouth ♪ ♪ and say that you can't stay ♪ don't slip your hand under my shirt ♪ ♪ and tell me it's okay ♪ don't say you're gonna love me ♪ ♪ 'cause it's gonna matter to me ♪ ♪ i can't be alone with you ♪ got me out on the edge every time you call ♪ ♪ and i know it would kill me if i fall ♪ ♪ i can't be alone with you ♪

♪ i don't see you laugh you don't call me back ♪ ♪ but you kiss me when you're drunk ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i want to thank eric stonestreet. i want to thank kate upton. i want to thank uggie the dog. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time. tomorrow night, jessica alba, barney frank, and nathan myhrvold. and music from the tower of power horns. this is the latest cd, called "barefoot blue jean night." playing us off the air with the title track, see the full performance at jimmykimmellive.com, once again, jake owen. good night. [ cheers and applause ] >> hi, y'all.

♪ full moon shinin' bright edge of the water ♪ ♪ we were feelin' all right back down a country road ♪ ♪ the girls are always hot and the beer is ice cold ♪ ♪ cadillac horns on the hood my buddy, frankie, had ♪ ♪ his dad hook us up good girls smiled when we rode by ♪ ♪ they'd hop in the back and we'd cruise to the riverside ♪ ♪ whoa, never gonna grow up whoa, never gonna slow down ♪ ♪ whoa, we were shinin' like lighters in the dark ♪ ♪ in the middle of a rock show whoa, we were doin' it right ♪ ♪ whoa, we were comin' alive whoa, we were caught up ♪ ♪ in a southern summer barefoot blue jean night ♪