the team starting on monday. jimmy kimmel is up next. and we'll see you here tomorrow. tonight on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> is that uggie? >> there's no uggie. there's only one uggie right here. >> you have an accent. that makes me suspicious right off the bat. >> jonah hill. >> scorsese photo bombed it. >> brad pitt took this photograph. >> busy philipps. and music from the crystal method, featuring martha reeves. >> i'm wondering now if ugg boots are

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- jonah hill. busy philipps. and music from the crystal method, featuring martha reeves. with cleto and the cletones. and now, slow down. here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hola. that's very nice. thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show.

thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for your enthusiasm. [ cheers and applause ] hey, do we have any -- do we have any college basketball fans in the audience tonight? [ cheers and applause ] get out. you're not welcome here. [ laughter ] the play-in round of march madness finished up tonight. and tomorrow, the tournament gets started for real. which, i love this part of it. 36 games in four days, followed by st. patrick's day. what they're calling madness in reality might just be alcohol oilsonning. it's fun nonetheless. the ncaa college basketball tournament is one of the biggest events in sports. over the course of the next three weeks, cbs will take in more than $6 million of ad revenue over three weeks. of what the players receive -- guillermo, what's 0% of $600 million? [ laughter ] >> six? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes. six. the players get six. [ laughter ] six what?

>> 600? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they get 600. you know, with all these pools that everyone is in, between going on facebook and keeping up with your tournament brackets, it's expected that not a single thing will be accomplished this month in the united states of america. president obama filled out a bracket. he was at one of the games last night in dayton, ohio. he brought the british prime minister, david cameron, along. apparently it was cameron's first-ever basketball game. so, the president, while he's sitting there, had to explain what was going on through the whole thing. well, they have mikes on them. let's listen in and see what they were talking about. >> what's this bouncing motion? >> you have to keep the ball bouncing when you move. right now, it's out of bounds. so, this guy right here, what's he going to do, he's going to throw it in. >> and they must always be bouncing with the hands? bouncing about the cottage?

>> jimmy: cottage? i don't think -- over there, they call them cottages. at halftime, obama and cameron were interviewed by cbs sports analyst, clark kellogg. that's a big interview for any reporter to get. and clark was excited about it. in fact, he was so excited. let's count together and find out how many times clark kellogg touched the president over the course of the four-minute interview. all right? >> it's a blessing, a privilege and an honor to be here with the president of the united states, president obama. and prime minister, david cameron. i'm going to start with you, president obama. the last time you and i were in the same building at a college basketball game, you did a fair bit of good analysis work. i'd like you to take your chance with what you saw in tonight's game. president obama, talk to me a little bit why you decided to be here tonight. i know you follow the game. you're an avid player of the game. fan of the game. one of your alma maters made it

to the tournament this year. talk about how good you feel. last thing, how much of the tournament. what a pleasure. enjoy having a visit to with you both. prime minister cameron. president obama, thank you so much. >> good to see you, clark. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: 28 times. where is the secret service while this is going on? show me on the president where he touched you. [ laughter ] meanwhile, there's still four republican candidates eager to have the chance to be groped by clark kellogg next year. last night was a big night for rick santorum. he won primary elections in both mississippi and alabama. mitt romney, who was the front-runner, came in third in those states. which is weird, normally the south is very welcoming to wealthy northerners. [ laughter ] all the candidates insist they will stay in the race until the convention this summer. however, today, the american people announced they are dropping out of the race. we've had it. we've had it. [ cheers and applause ] it's over.

rick santorum has been on a roll lately. last night, cnn came up with a clever word for this. it's here you see, santorumentum. are you serious? i understand you're looking for a catchy way to say that santorum is gaining momentum. but santorumentum? it sounds like something you put under your nose or the name of a drug. in fact, today, i looked it up and it turns out it actually the name of a drug. >> bothered by irregularity? constipation? and explosive diarrhea? sant santorumentum can help. santorumentum, the twice a day medication, not covered by obama-care. don't let your problems keep you out of the race. consult jesus before taking any medication. >> tough duty, i know.

>> jimmy: santorumentum. >> available at walgreens. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's -- convenient. there was a new edition of "american idol" tonight on fox. i think i'm done with "american idol." randy's supposed to be the critical guy now. every week, he tells one of the singers, i don't know. it didn't make me jump up and down. right. and you know what else doesn't make you jump up and down? everything ever. [ laughter ] he calls the female contestants dude, which i find bothersome. is although, i think it might be a way to trick stephven tyler io not hitting on them. there's controversy to keep things a bit more interesting tonight. one of the guys in the top 12 this week, this man, jermaine jones from new jersey, was disqualified after producers found out he has a criminal record and four outstanding warrants for his arrest. he was reportedly arrested twice last year. and both times, he gave fake names to the police. he said his -- the first time he

said his name was joel jones, which is almost his actual name. and the next arrest, he said his name was kareem watkins. i think i might start saying my name is kareem watkins. i look like a kareem watkins, right? i don't know what the guy did to get arrested. but does it matter? we're not voting for a president here. most singers get famous and then become criminals. jermaine was just ahead of the game. and by the way, ryan seacrest got busted for running a meth lab last year. he's still on the show. oh, was that not reported? [ laughter ] this is pretty great. a man was arrested in ohio for breaking in a couple of businesses. and i think we might have a new entry into the mug shot hall of fame here. >> new this morning, police tell us they have their man in a pair of break-ins in brown county. take a look at this guy. police say christopher tolle broke into a pair of businesses. >> jimmy: that is -- sadly, neither of the businesses were a sunglass hut. [ laughter ]

you think he would be outside driving the getaway car. the lookout guy. but -- lindsay lohan had trouble with her automobile last night. a guy is claiming she bumped into his knee with her car. at this point, shouldn't she be driving a car made out of marshmallows? let's do a quiz to see if you can guess where the alleged incident occurred. was it, a, in front of the retirement home where she volunteers? b, outside the public library where she was studying geography? c, at the animal shelter where she visits lonely puppyies. or d, as she was leaving the hookah lounge in hollywood. you guys got it right. [ cheers and applause ] lindsay, for her part, denies she bumped the guy at all. she says she was surrounded by photographers. i believe her. the paparazzi, they surround the car and they have flashes going off. you can't see anything. you try to drive away. they pretend you ran them over and then they sue you. unless you have a jet pack or something, you're screwed.

i guess she was trying to turn the car around. and to demonstrate how difficult that can be when surrounded by photographers, earlier today, we had our own guillermo -- it was hard, right? >> very hard. >> jimmy: okay. so, what we did here, we put guillermo in our back parking lot and we asked him to try to make a u-turn while some of our staffers surrounded him and snapped photographs. take a look. >> guillermo. >> come on, paparazzi. move away. move out of the way. no pictures. no pictures. please. no pictures. i got to make a u-turn. come on, paparazzi. move away. no pictures. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and you can see how you can wind up in some sort of trouble. in other celebrity prime news, we are embroiled in a bit of a controversy right now. for those of you who didn't see the show last night, there's a dog, a celebrity dog named uggie. uggie had a big part in the movie, "the artist," which won best picture at the academy awards. uggie played the part of jack.

and i liked him so much, i invited uggie to be on our show every night for a whole week last month to make oscar picks for us, leading up to the oscars. now, he did well, by the way, with the picks. he did pretty well. but one of our eagle-eyed staff members noticed something that we found suspicious. on the left, you'll see uggie in the movie, "the artist." and on the right, you'll see uggie on our show. you can see here, if you look at the patch behind -- the patch does not match. and when the patch doesn't match -- [ laughter ] you must attach? i don't know. you have to do something. all i know is it looks to me like it didn't the same dog. it looks to me like we were given a fake uggie. a phuggie as the kids call it. and we aren't the only ones that may have been duped. the imposter uggie appeared on ellen, on the golden globes and at the oscars. that's -- like imagine if -- imagine how disappointed your daughter would be if you promised dora the explorer would

be at her birthday party and a knockoff named debbie the girl that can't find her car keys showed up. she'd be devastate d, right? that's how i feel, like an angry little girl. i'm about to tantrum. [ laughter ] i'm wondering now if ugg boots are really even made out of dog fur. [ laughter ] this morning, i called the fbi. and they weren't interested. and we then called uggie's trainer. and demanded he give us an explanation for this atrocity and he appeared to be on the show and clear things up. we have omar von muller, and his -- the dog, who i assume, is that uggie, omar? >> there's no phuggies. there's only one uggie right here. >> jimmy: is that -- i want to know, who switched the docks out? who? who? who? >> no switching. uggie was the main character in the movie. >> jimmy: uggie was the dog -- okay. now why, what was going on with the patch there?

>> well, it's simple. dogs, just like people, they do makeup. we have three -- we had three dogs. and they all had to match each other. and it's very simple. you see, he has a lot of white around his eyes. all that was covered. we use a lot of color. not just here, but on his butt and everywhere. you're going to see a lot of different patches. >> jimmy: you have an accent which makes me suspicious, just right off the bat. [ laughter ] but you're saying, they're -- i know. he's ashamed. he's owned by a foreigner. [ laughter ] so, these are like -- some sort of -- [ laughter ] mary-kate and ashley olsen dogs that look similar but not exactly alike? >> yes. in all the movies, we need to have one backup dog. this time, we had three. two stunts for uggie. and uggie was the main dog. >> jimmy: now, do you have those stunt dogs here with you? >> yeah. >> jimmy: so we can compare? >> absolutely. >> jimmy: bring those dogs in. what's this dog's name?

>> this one is dash. >> jimmy: that's dash. okay. >> this, you see how he had a brown spot right here. when they had the makeup, they had to match them together. and this one is dude right here. >> jimmy: that's dude? >> that's dude. >> jimmy: dash and dude? >> dash and dude. >> jimmy: there's like three uggies is what you're saying? >> there is only one uggie. there's dash and dude, and they are doubles. >> jimmy: there were three jacks. >> just there in case uggie got sick. >> jimmy: did you shave your head on your own? or did you decide to do it? >> my wife helped me out. >> jimmy: your wife, okay. and are they related to each other? >> no. they're totally different from different areas. and dude was actually at a dog rescue. they were going to put him down and we picked him up just before the movie. >> jimmy: do the fake uggies know they're the fake uggie? are they jealous? >> they got jealous because they didn't get to be on set as much as uggie was. >> jimmy: the dog that was here was uggie the dog from "the artist"? >> yes. >> jimmy: so, i don't have to

call dog the bounty hunter in here to take up into kus cancus? >> no. we're going to washington. and imagine we take an imposter. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. weird things happen all the time. i've been watching "homeland." i know what goes on. [ laughter ] all right. well, very good. thank you, omar. and thanks to uggie and dash and dude. [ applause ] by the way, dude is kind of fat. >> he is fat. he's been eating. >> jimmy: why is dude -- why does dude weigh 40 more pounds than the others? [ laughter ] >> he's been home for the past two years. just relaxing in the house. that's what happens. >> jimmy: all right. let that be a warning to all dogs all over. thank you again, omar. that's omar and his dogs. [ cheers and applause ] we have a -- you tell your audience you have a famous dog on the show, it's my responsibility to make sure they see the famous dog and not just a dog that looks like the famous dog, right? i'm glad we got to the bottom of that. right, guillermo? >> yes, jimmy. [ laughter ]

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>> jimmy: well, hi there. we've got a fun show for you tonight. from "cougar town," the lovely busy philipps is here. and then, with music from the soundtrack to the documentary "hyundai veloster presents re:generation," the crystal method, featuring motown legend martha reeves, on the bud light stage. that will be interesting. and weird. and by the way, here's some trivia for you, about me personally. ken from the crystal method was the first guy ever to fire me. that's right. he was program director at my college radio station at unlv. and he fired me. even though i was an unpaid volunteer. [ laughter ] but i am a forgiving man. and i have -- a lot of people say i remind them of jesus, so -- tomorrow night, channing tatum will be here. beautiful genesis rodriguez will join us. and we'll have music from the joy formidable on the show. they say formidable, even though it's supposed to be formidable. they're from another country. our first guest is an oscar-nominated actor for his

work last year in "moneyball." and while he probably won't get another oscar nod for his new movie, it is very funny. and involves both money and balls. starting friday, see him fight crime alongside channing tatum in the feature film version of "21 jump street." please say hello to jonah hill. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good to see you. now, jonah -- it's great to see you. >> you, too, man. how is it going? >> jimmy: i didn't like the show "21 jump street." >> yeah, me neither. >> jimmy: you didn't? >> i'm kidding. >> jimmy: it's very, very funny. i like it a lot. you did a great job with it. >> yeah. i've been working on this movie for five years, adapting. i was one of the writers. the best thing, like, a tv show remake, everyone roms their eyes because they all suck and you

go, ah, another one of these? the twist of our movie is it's actually fricking hilarious. i don't usually say this. i don't want to be the guy like, my movie's good. but it's awesome. it's so good. it's so good. >> jimmy: people haven't seen it yet. but i think they'll agree with you after they see it. >> it's the doucheiest thing to say. but how rare -- so many movies suck, people have to go on tv and lie and say it's good. but this one is actually awesome. >> jimmy: which ones did you lie about? >> you e-mailed me. you said you liked it. you wouldn't have e-mailed me. it's great. >> jimmy: it's really funny. >> thanks. >> jimmy: it's very funny. >> and channing tatum's hilarious in it. which shouldn't be. you know? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: are you sick of him yet? you've been traveling around the country together. >> he's here tomorrow night. >> jimmy: yes. he's a nice guy. >> how [ bleep ] was that guy with the big eyes, from -- that was the best. that was so good. i was back there just dying. >> jimmy: you have to put him in the sequel. >> in the sequel, yeah.

i should live my life with that guy. >> jimmy: when you and channing are traveling around -- >> channing is the best guy ever. we've become like best friends. >> jimmy: you call him chan? >> chan. i shorten it. i don't have time, jim. i got to shorten this [ bleep ], i don't have time for all this stuff. i don't have time for saying a two-syllable name. i don't say jimmy. just jim. sometimes i just call you ji. i call him chan. >> jimmy: when you and chan are on the road -- >> we go -- >> jimmy: do you hang out together? >> they gave us a plane. and sent us around the world, filled with beer. we travel around the world talking about the movie. i was never that big of a drinker. we've been drinking so much on this tour, it's insane. and it's been so fun. and i've developed this crazy habit. i don't know what it -- why it's happening. but i'll get drunk. we'll go out and have fun. i'll go back to my room. i'll sleep in like boxers and a wife beater or whatever i usually sleep in. i wake up the next morning without knowing -- what happened in the meantime, with a dress

shirt, a tie, no pants or underwear, dress socks, dress shoes, completely tied. [ laughter ] and we call it donald ducking. i've been donald ducking like -- you know how donald duck is fully dressed. but he doesn't wear any bottoms or anything. i'll wake up fully -- not like casual donald ducking. like business casual donald ducking. >> jimmy: scrooge mcducking. >> yeah. >> jimmy: are you getting up in the night and doing this? >> apparently, jimmy. unless the guy from the [ bleep ] hotel is coming up and doing it. >> jimmy: it could be a prank. >> i don't know. how -- i mean, i don't know. i don't know why it's happening. >> jimmy: have you thought about setting up a nanny cam on your set? >> no. but i should. >> jimmy: that would be the greatest video ever. >> a guy going through the closet, choosing, like, this isn't right. fully asleep. it's like in "stepbrothers" when they're sleep driving. i don't know what's happening.

>> jimmy: i don't know, either. >> i'm nervous. the movie's opening. >> jimmy: how many times has this happened to you? >> i would say legitimately, six times. >> jimmy: no way. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. for real. >> jimmy: you have to start taping yourself. >> always a dress outfit. never any pants. >> jimmy: wow. that's pretty great. now, at the oscars, you wore pants. >> great is one adjective. i don't know. insane is another adjective. >> jimmy: troubling, you can throw in there. >> troubling, yeah. >> jimmy: at the oscars, you were there in pants and everything. >> i wouldn't donald duck at the oscars. >> jimmy: you brought your mom. >> oh, hell yeah, i brought my mom. i'd never been nominated for an oscar before. it was so amazing, to get this opportunity to get to do all different kinds of movies for me. i love doing comedies and making you guys laugh hopefully. but i love doing dramas also. and to get nominated for an oscar, allows you to do more movies. and allows for a night to bring your mom, who had to deal with all of the b.s. with me for my entire life. >> jimmy: were you bad? >> i was a bad teenager. i caused a lot of trouble.

like fun bad. not like dark bad. like egging people's houses and stuff like that. stupid stuff. but she -- i got to give her this beautiful night. we went to the oscars. i was there. >> jimmy: made love? [ laughter ] >> we made a baby, jimmy. >> jimmy: sorry. i didn't mean to get personal. >> there's so many messed-up jokes that are going through my head, if we were at dinner together, i would say. but i won't say on tv. >> jimmy: probably for the best. >> it's like bubbling out of me right now. >> jimmy: does your mom around other celebrities, get excited? >> she set next to brad's parents. >> jimmy: brad pitt's parents? >> it's kind of douchy to say brad. i should say brad pitt. brad pitt and i made this movie together. and you know, it was a really nice night for us. we made the movie, both got nominat nominated, him for best actor and me, supporting actor. he said, i have to take a picture of you at the oscars. i'm doing like dumb stuff to make him laugh. like -- it's really funny because martin scorsese photo

bombed our picture. >> jimmy: is this the picture you brought? brad pitt took this photograph. >> he's like, yeah. photo bomb. like scorsese, get out of my shot, bro. what are you doing? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he ruins everything. >> he looks like the guy from "up," kind of. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're right. he does. he looks just like the guy from "up," there. he sure does. [ laughter ] eugene levee and the guy from "up." >> he's my hero. he's my favorite director ever. so, i was excited to be sitting in front of you. >> jimmy: you won't be working with him now, unfortunately. >> he's the best ever. >> jimmy: in the movie, one of the funny things, you come out dressed like eminem. >> yeah. >> jimmy: is that accurate to say? >> yes. i try to look like eminem in the movie. >> jimmy: you have short, blonde hair. >> yeah. i did this in real life, in high school. it's so stupid, yeah. >> jimmy: in high school, you did?

>> yeah. >> jimmy: you were young enough in high school, for eminem. >> we were ripping on me in high school. >> jimmy: really? >> did you see it in the movie? do you have the photo in the movie? >> jimmy: i don't know. >> way to prepare, guys. >> jimmy: we have nothing ready. >> cut to the photo. no? all right. i did it myself when i was in high school. and i burnt the [ bleep ] out of my head. i burnt everything on my head and face. >> jimmy: dying your own hair? >> bleaching. it's like chemicals. >> jimmy: is that how you're supposed to do it? >> no. you're supposed to go to someone. >> jimmy: to a guy. yeah. and you worked with ice cube in the movie. >> yeah. >> jimmy: were you too young for his music? >> no. i grew up in l.a. in the '80s. magic johnson and ice cube are my heroes. >> jimmy: what do you call him? >> cube. >> jimmy: right. >> that's what he says. >> jimmy: that's what everybody calls him. cube. >> he's the coolest ever. except we were traveling on his plane, channing and ice cube and i. i've never seen ice cube crack up ever. we're watching ice cube and he's cracking up on the plane, like dying laughing and i'm like, cube, what are you watching?

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>> jimmy: hi. we're back with jonah hill. busy philipps and the crystal method with martha reeves is on the way. jonah, i want to -- part of the movie, part of the movie, there are photos of what appears to be you as a child. and these -- >> yeah, get in there. >> reporter: and these are from your mom's house? >> yeah. right there. see that one?

that's the one to focus on. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what are you wearing on your hand in that photo? >> a lot of friendship bracelets, jimmy. >> jimmy: really? >> like 15 to 20 friendship bracelets. >> jimmy: go a little closer there. >> yeah. really get in there, though. >> jimmy: you got a kind of fonzie thing going on here? >> channing, in the movie, we showed him in the movie. and he goes, you look like a young jay leno. >> jimmy: you do. >> he also said, my character says i look like fred savage from "the wonder years." >> jimmy: yeah. there's a little fred savage in there, too. >> my mom's weird. [ laughter ] and she liked to take glamour shots. >> jimmy: did she take these photos herself? >> she brought in outside help, jimmy. she brought in a photographer. it's pretty weird. they're not like -- the reason why i have those in the movie, i wrote it in the script because they're in my house right now. they're not, like, hey. remember when we did that crazy thing in the '80s and we did that photo shoot. they're everywhere in my

parents' house. >> jimmy: mom probably loves them. >> so, my friends -- she told me last night, i don't get why that's funny and why you put them in the movie. you look gorgeous. >> jimmy: you almost had to become an actor. >> either that or a serial killer. >> jimmy: yeah. we have a clip from the movie that i think you need to set up a little bit. >> okay, cool. yeah. this is, in the movie, i move back in with my parents, when we go undercover and go back into high school. channing tatum and i are two cops that go back to high school to solve a drug crime. we get more caught in the high school stuff than the cop stuff. and what it's like to be popular and stuff. and we run into one of my mom's friends in a shoe store. and she almost blows my cover. >> jimmy: here we go. "21 jump street." >> schmidy? >> uh -- i'll be right back. >> who is that? >> hey. how are you? how is my favorite police

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>> jimmy: hi, there. welcome back. still to come, the crystal method with martha reeves. you know our next guest from "freaks and geeks," and "dawson's creek." now, you can see her opposite courteney cox on "cougar town." watch it tuesdays at 8:30 here on abc. please say hello to busy philipps. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm good. how are you? >> jimmy: your hair looks great. does that take a long time to do? >> it was actually very quick. >> jimmy: really? >> a braid. who knew? >> jimmy: it looks complicated to me. >> i didn't do it myself, jimmy. >> jimmy: oh, you didn't. >> there's a lady that comes and does your hair. >> jimmy: a braid lady? >> yeah. >> jimmy: how are you? everything all right? >> everything's great. >> jimmy: you know jonah, i guess? >> we've known each other for a very long time. i'm so happy for him. i saw the movie last night, you guys. it's awesome.

not that i'm here to plug "21 jump street." >> jimmy: you're here promoting his movie. which you are not in. >> i'm not in it. but it's really funny. >> jimmy: did you run into each other at the oscars? i know you were there. >> i was. it's a little different. jonah was nominated. and i was a guest of a nominee. >> jimmy: you were there with michelle williams, your friend. >> my bff. >> jimmy: who takes you to all the award shows that she's nominated for, right? >> it's a lot. a lot of awards. >> jimmy: how many things have you gone to together? >> well, in the past six years -- i don't know. everything -- i mean, all of them in the past six years, except for the baftas, i never went to london. i was doing a movie. >> jimmy: is the deal, if you get nominated, you have to bring her along, too. >> here's what is interesting. i think it's very sweet that jonah brought his mom. truthfully, he said the most fun he had was in the lobby hanging out with me and michelle. i don't know why more people don't wise up to bringing their pals to these things. >> jimmy: their friends. >> it's so boring and dry a

little bit. and you're sitting through this thing. it's fun to have someone to kind of -- you can gossip about other people's dresses. >> jimmy: are you able to drink during the oscar show? >> well, yes. now, previously, at the oscars, after the show started, it became a cash bar, which we learned the hard way last year. >> jimmy: really? >> because we didn't have any cash. i had to borrow 40 bucks from this girl that my husband's writing partner went to college with. >> jimmy: really? >> and i never paid her back. >> jimmy: the women are expected to carry around cash somehow in their dresses to get drinks. >> this year, i brought $100 cash. and they had changed the rules. we didn't have to pay for our drinks. so, i just tipped the guys. >> jimmy: that's nice. that worked out well for them, i guess. >> totally. >> jimmy: were people drunker this year, did you find? >> i didn't notice that. >> jimmy: you didn't notice that. >> no. >> jimmy: you brought a couple of pictures i'm impressed by. tell us about this first one. >> okay. this is rapunzel tower cake. >> jimmy: you made this? >> i made it. everything is edible.

and i tweeted the process because i knew people would accuse me of buying it. >> jimmy: i see. >> so, i took pictures all along the way. but it's all -- this is all rice crispy treats. that's a cake. that's a cake. >> jimmy: how is this cake staying up? >> i bought a wedding cake stand. and i wrapped the rice krispies treats around it. it was an undertaking. >> jimmy: so what happened? you got really high and decided to make this? >> you know i'm a mom. >> jimmy: you have three daughters. a birthday? she loves rapunzel. >> loves rapunzel. >> jimmy: is there hair in the cake? >> maybe by accident. >> jimmy: and who is this one for? >> this is my friend, jennifer, for her 30th birthday. it was a week after tiger woods got into that accident. his wife beat him up. little golf clubs you can see that are edible. the car wasn't edible but everything else was. >> jimmy: why did you make this for her? just current events?

>> she said she didn't have like a preference of what she wanted for her cake. so, i decided to make a topical cake. and my husband was like, i don't like topical cakes. like that's a thing. that's not a thing, mark. >> jimmy: hate cakes torn from the pages of the news? >> he's really not on board. he doesn't like it. >> jimmy: that's a weird thing not to like. >> that's mark. >> jimmy: that's pretty funny. all right. so, you're making cakes. do you find it's a hassle now? my mother makes cakes. it winds up taking her weeks to make cakes. >> weeks? how do they taste? >> jimmy: like they're weeks old. >> it takes me like three days to make one of those really -- like the tangled cake took me three days. >> jimmy: tangles cake? >> the rapunzel tower cake. "tangled" is the movie. and abc owns disney. we're on the show. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> anyway -- >> jimmy: do you bring the cakes to work for people to eat? >> yes.

well, my first lady on "cougar town" wanted a boob cake. i can sink to the lowest common denominator. i can make an erotic cake. >> jimmy: you can? >> and i -- >> jimmy: i wonder if we can show that? >> i think you would have to blur it out. the cake came out really great. it was beautiful and anatomically correct. and i like the shading that i got. and as i was bringing the cake in with the candles out of the nipples, to the first a.d. on set at "cougar town," the executive producer and his wife were coming in the opposite door with their three young children, which their boy was 9 at the time. and i just, we met end sort of in the middle -- cake, what's -- oh, no. yes. i haven't brought my cakes since. >> jimmy: i don't blame you. you're making cakes. you guys did an interesting thing with "cougar town." at the beginning of the season, you had parties around the country with fans of the show that you actually went to. >> yeah. what happened was, "cougar town" didn't get put on the fall

schedule. and we sort of weren't put on the mid season schedule, either. we have really fantastic fans of our show that have been waiting a long time to see it. and bill lawrence, our aforementioned executive producer, came up with an idea of flying the cast members around the country. and showing the most rabid fans the first two episodes of this season and having an open bar tab for them. >> jimmy: where did you go? >> i went to -- i did los angeles, chicago, san francisco and phoenix. >> jimmy: which one was the most fun? >> chicago was the most fun. >> jimmy: why was it the most fun? >> because i left my kid and my husband at home. and i got so drunk. >> jimmy: oh, you did? really? >> i pray, for those of you who haven't watched "cougar town," it's not about cougars. it's about a bunch of people that drink. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and my character likes to drink a lot. and in real life, i don't anymore. i'm a mom. i've got that whole thing.

>> jimmy: you felt like you had to come through and really -- >> i felt a little bit like i had to give the people what they were paid to see, even though they didn't pay any money to be there. >> jimmy: to see it. >> they won a contest. >> jimmy: i got you. >> luckily, i wasn't ruffied. i made it home alive. and i had a fun time. >> jimmy: every good story ends with, luckily, i wasn't ruffied. [ applause ] well, thank you very much. "cougar town" is on tuesday nights at 8:30 on abc. watch busy get drunk on it. we'll be right back with the crystal method, featuring martha reeves.

>> jimmy: this is the soundtrack to the new documentary, "re:generation." here with the song, "i'm not leaving," the crystal method, with martha reeves. ♪ ♪ one child with a dream for the city ♪ ♪ he changed the scene took debris of ♪ ♪ yours and mine

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