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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- dr. phil mcgraw. and carrie underwood. with cleto and the cletones. and now, so there's no confusion, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's very nice. thank you, cleto. thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host.

thank you for watching. thank you for coming. it is -- [ applause ] it's a pleasure to have you here. do we have any mothers in the audience tonight? any moms? [ applause ] thank you for abandoning your children to be here tonight. happy early mother's day. as you probably know, mother's day is on sunday. really, this is the time of year when it pays to live next door to a cemetery. free flowers, you know? "time" magazine has a controversial new cover. they put it out for mother's day. this is what it looks like after our top-notch network sensors got ahold of it. they put a black circle over the kid's face and the side of the woman's breast, which makes a lot of sense. just for the record, i want to show you. this is okay. this -- not 0 okay. unacceptable. and these people are paid to make decisions like that. that's a real mom feeding her 3-year-old son. either that or it was a terrible super glue accident.

[ laughter ] that's some picture, though. especially if you see it without the thing. if up close your eyes, you already see that kid gets stuffed into his high school locker. what happens when it's her turn to provide refreshment at the kid's soccer game? all right, boys, gather around, we're going to -- [ laughter ] it's strange, but -- don't look at it as the source of future humiliation for the boy. try to look at it as the event that helped shape him into the most fearsome cage fighter in the history of man kind. as you might imagine, many people were shocked by t the fa that that was the cover of a magazine. if you were shocked by that, you do not want to see what they have planned for father's day. [ laughter ] so -- anyway, when you -- [ applause ] call your mom or when you see your mom this weekend, thank her for never doing that to you. if you are still looking for a mother's day gift, here is an idea and it won't cost you a

lot. this is a gift your mother will love, guaranteed. >> this mother's day, show mom how much you care. not with flowers or chocolates or even breakfast in bed. give her what she really wants. leave her the [ bleep ] alone. paid for by your mom. [ applause ] >> jimmy: it's a great gift for dad next month, too. to celebrate mother's day and the weirdness, we thought it would be fun to play mom-themed version of our popular audience guessing game, the pedestrian question. this is where we ask people out on the street a question and then we together will try to guess what their response will be. and tonight's pedestrian question is -- have you ever seen your mother naked? now, the way this will work is, we're going to see someone introduce himself or herself, we

will stop the video and try to guess if they have ever seen mom nude, okay? all right, let's begin. >> sanders mcgee, i'm from las vegas. >> sanders, have you ever seen your mother naked? >> jimmy: sanders mcgee, has he seen his mother naked? the audience says yes. almost uniformly. >> no. >> jimmy: i think it's more rare with boys and more traumatizing, as well. see who we have never next. >> i'm lizzie from washington. >> have you ever seen your mother maked? >> jimmy: has lizzie seen her mother naked? everyone says yes to lizzie, too. >> no? maybe? i'm not -- wow, that's a very -- yes, i have seen my mother naked. >> jimmy: okay. next up? >> is this your mother? >> yes.

>> have you ever seen this woman naked? >> jimmy: try to read their faces now and let's see if we -- the eyes have shifted to the side. what do we this? yes? all right. let's find out. >> unfortunately. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. next up? >> i live here in hollywood. >> have you ever seen your mom naked? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: ah -- no? no? all right, we're mixed on this one. >> ah, yeah. i can't do this. no. >> jimmy: sorry, larry. didn't mean to bring up bald memories. who is next? >> scott from toronto. >> sonia from toronto. >> tara, from toronto. >> your mom? >> yes. >> have you ever seen your

mother naked? >> jimmy: now, they -- well, there's two -- there's two children here, so, it could be yes on one and no on the other. all right, let's find out. >> we like to play this game, sexy or gross, she comes out of the shower and says, sexy or gross? and we always say gross. sorry mom. >> please don't. it wasn't always gross. i'm 53 years old. >> jimmy: all right, well, that's horrible. and i think we have one more. >> my name is william, i'm from miami. >> william, have you ever seen your mom naked? >> absolutely! >> jimmy: why so certain? let's find out if william has. >> yes, unfortunately i have. >> what were the details? >> well, okay, one day i was feeling sad, like, from school or whatever, i came home and she was trying to cheer me up, so, she's like, come talk to me in

the bathroom like we always did. she was getting dressed, she has a scarf around her breasts, and her boobs are like this way and that way. and now i'm gay. [ applause ] >> jimmy: well, that's -- well, thanks to our participants tonight and their perverted mothers. speaking of mothers, have you been following the story of the so-called hot dog hooker? this is a woman in long island, new york, she's a stripper and a hot dog vendor. got many talents. they arrested her last week. an understocover cop went in, ordered a hot dog and a lap dance. she's out now and tried to go right back to work. >> first problem of the day -- no propane. while that went on, problem number two. the owner of the lot she was parked on showed up and he wasn't too happy. >> get the [ bleep ] off my

property. now. now. >> did you know she was here? >> yeah. >> so you have a problem with it? >> yeah. >> soon after that, the cops came. >> i'm getting off the property. >> and really would a fight, she packed up to her new spot, right outside pep boys and she remained in good spirits. >> i feel like a celebrity. don't i look like pamela anderson? >> jimmy: more like louie anderson, but -- maybe pamela anderson on an all-hot dog diet? [ applause ] you should drive that truck directly to the dr. phil show. dr. phil is here tonight. carrie underwood is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] carrie underwood and i, we recorded a duet together yesterday. we'll premiere that for you later. she has a new album, it premiered at number one on the billboard chort and made a major impact on a 3-year-old girl named sadie. watch this.

♪ ♪ >> jimmy: randy said she was a little pitchy, but i think stephen and j. lo told her they believe in her passion -- [ applause ] hey, as you know, yesterday, president obama came out in favor of same sex marriage. he said his position on the subject has evolved. apparently, he's been watching a lot of "modern family" and who can resist mitchell and cameron? after obama is spoke, mitt romney weighed in, saying his opinion has not changed. he believes that marriage should be between one man and one woman, which is -- which is better than his grandfather, who believed it should be between one man and five women. back then, anything lower than three was gay, so -- [ laughter ]

there's an interesting article in "the washington post" today about romney. they interviewed some of his high school classmates, some of whom described him as a prep school bully, which -- prep school bully, like mitt, sounds like a john hughes movie. somebody call molly ringwald. they claimed he picked on some of his gay classmates. according to the article, he pinned a gay student to the ground and cut his hair, which, ironically, is a pretty gay thing to do, when you think about it. [ laughter ]ling and hair dress. another former classmate claims a kid got up, spoke in front of the class, romney said "atta girl." romney said he didn't know the kids were gay at the time, he was just being a jerk. i can see that. kids do dumb things. back to mother's day if we can. every day on television, we see so many incredible role models, mothers, we wanted to take an

opportunity to honor them tonight. we've been working night and day for the last eight weeks on this, to narrow it down to the best mothers of the best. and tonight, it is time to crown our 2012 mom of the year. and your mominees are. plastic surgery mom. >> this is sara burns and her 7-year-old daughter poppy. they are from the united kingdom. she's all rightedly given her daughter $7,000 in plastic surgery vouchers. >> aleese ya silverstone. >> her routine with her son. she regurgitates the food and trans fefers it to his mouth. >> jimmy: tanning mom. >> denies she took her daughter anna tanning with her and says she just brought the 5-year-old to the tanning salon and made her wait next to the bed. >> the whole thing has been

blown out of proportion. >> jimmy: joyride grandma. >> a granddaughter's joyride landed her grandparents in jail. the grandparents were drunk when they towed that toy car behind their suv, using some dog leashes. >> we were pulling the car in the back of the truck, which probably wasn't the best thing to do, i get it. >> jimmy: and hot dog hooker home. >> i sell hot dogs during the day and at night i do the stripping business. i got another 15 years to go and i'll billion stripping for although 15 years. as long as this 0 body is built the way it is. see this body this is a mother of triplets here, okay? >> jimmy: and the mom of the year award for 2012 goes to? tanning mom!

>> thank you. thank you. ah -- thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, jimmy. i want to thank city tropic in new jersey. i want to thank banana boat summer color tanning cream. reynolds aluminum foil and castrol motor oil. special thanks to my pasty ass daughter anna for keeping her mouth shut. happy mother's day, you guys. thank you so much. >> tanning mom, everyone. and one more thing. it's thursday night, it's time for our weekly tribute to the fcc, where we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. it is "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> what were you guys saying to each other? just told him, you know, when you [ bleep ] floyd mayweather, you [ bleep ] the best. >> it's a crazy week. first, she had an encounter with

an alleged stalker and shen she [ bleep ] a guy's [ bleep ]. >> if you are in the horse [ bleep ] business, one question you are sure to be asked is, have you ever [ bleep ] a horse that's won the kth derby? >> this show is going to make you want to [ bleep ] your tv screen. >> we all think we wouldn't call him out for this [ bleep ] move. >> there's a -- there's a [ bleep ] inside of me that frustrates me not being able to [ bleep ] it. >> please do the right thing. pick up the phone and give them a call at [ bleep ]. and that number is 1-877 [ bleep ]. >> [ bleep ] me as hard as he likes this week. >> presume that vice president biden had [ bleep ] the president booep booe[ bleep ]. >> i did ask him about it. >> the president [ bleep ] the [ bleep ]. >> good you [ bleep ] my [ bleep ]. i give you a free pizza. >> okay.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: dr. phil. >> how are you? i always wonder about the people who get right in the front and then they find out it's me and they're like, oh [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: no, no. these people need your help badly. very badly. you -- i was watching you earlier this week, because you had terrell owens on. >> i did. >> reporter: fo >> jimmy: former nflor. and that was a crazy hour of television. you had terrell and then you had four, i believe, women with whom he had children? >> three. >> jimmy: and a mom. and one of their moms and they were all just yelling at him the whole time. >> well -- it was a little bit like a firing squad, but i have to say -- >> jimmy: no, firing squads, you die instantly. this went on for a full hour. it was -- it was far worse.

>> like you're getting pecked. people have said, why does he come on? and i asked him that question, we got there, i said, you understand these women are here, you know they're going to ask you questions, so, tell me again why you're here? because you know what they're going to say. and he had a really good answer to that. he said, number one, i really want to talk about this, i think i get a bad rap in the media and i want to clean that up. and thunumber two, i learned a of humility. i got a bad reputation in the league and i want people to realize i'm changing and doing a better job. and i got to tell you, i like the guy. >> jimmy: no, you didn't. >> i do. i do. >> jimmy: no one does. no one liked him. >> that's not true. >> jimmy: you should do a show, dr. phil finds someone who likes terrell owens. it would just be him. even you won't show up that day. >> that guy is super talented.

>> jimmy: yes? >> somebody is going to take another chance on him and he's going to light them up. he is not done. >> jimmy: i don't note about that. i think he's done. i do think he's done and i have to say, he came off terribly on your show. if he was there to prove humility, he failed. he was -- >> could have done a better job on some things. i'm telling you -- if you melt the guy, you would like him. >> jimmy: i met him many times and i don't like him. >> you didn't like him? >> jimmy: no. i don't. i thought i liked him briefly and then i realized, oh, no, i don't like him. and after watching him on your show, where he's just an absentee, he's not in his children's lives at all. he doesn't pay any of the mothers anything. he's terrible. >> maybe he doesn't like you. that's what it is. >> jimmy: you know what, i'm glad he doesn't like me. i have to say. if he doesn't -- you and he can vacation together for all i care. i don't like him. >> the guy has made $70 million, but he n never completed a contract and if he had completed a contract, he would have made although $50 million that he's

left on the table. and now he's broke. >> jimmy: yeah, well -- >> they set all these child support payments when he was making huge bucks and now he's playing in the arena league. what do you get, 50 crept 0 ce something? >> jimmy: it's minimal. i don't believe you like him but we'll move on from here. >> why do you say that? >> jimmy: because i can tell you didn't. steam was coming out of your ears. >> well, we've known each other too long, so -- so, talk about something else. what else you got here? >> jimmy: i don't know, we got a lot of things. you always have a lot of characters coming through your show. >> well -- >> jimmy: what about -- let's talk about the tanning woman. the tanning lady. >> i met her backstage. you saw her. >> jimmy: the other one. >> oh, the other one. >> jimmy: the other one. [ applause ] when a story like that breaks, are you -- i mean, you have, like, missiles that come down from the sky and try to cap cher her and bring her back to you? >> when something like that happens, we get tons of mail

from our viewers, saying, you need to talk to that woman. you need to shake some sense into her. you need -- we want to know what in the world is going on with her and you're the guy to find out, so, we want you to book her. if our people want that, we'll reach out to her. >> jimmy: uh-huh. do you wait for the viewers to tell you -- >> well, no, it happens instantly. >> jimmy: yeah, of course. >> it will break at noon and by 5:00, we'll have 10,000 e-mails. >> jimmy: so, you storm into her home like navy s.e.a.l. team 6 capturing bin laden and drag her back to the studio. >> that's how we do it. we take out a wall. come down the chimney. either that or we ask if they want to tell their side of the story. i never make deems wideals with. >> jimmy: this is the woman in question. now, her skin has faded a little bit since the -- this is not -- this is not altered. this is a human chocolate bunny we're looking at here. all she really needs are the ears. [ applause ]

i have to say, like, you know, on one hand, i have a feeling -- i don't know anything, i have a feeling she didn't take her daughter into the booth and that was a presumption made by people who looked at her crazy face? >> it really doesn't matter. the most powerful role model in any child's life is a same sex parent. and that is what this woman is mod ming for that child. seriously, this is why i'm interested in psychology. you have to ask yourself, what's going through this woman's mind? when she says, i want to bake myself. i want to get to the point that i am so altered that i stop traffic. i mean, that would scare -- [ laughter ] seriously, look at this. >> jimmy: look at this again. >> i'm soerp uere kous. that could scare the livestock, right? >> jimmy: i guess she's not coming on your show, by the way -- >> yeah. no, i would tell her the same thing. don't you wondered what goes through your mind to make this okay? >> jimmy: what about looking in the mirror afterwards, going,

oh, i look great. maybe put a little blush on, but other than that? >> you know, that may be a good look for her, i mean, you've never seen her pale. >> jimmy: i have not. >> this may be the best look she's got. >> jimmy: you might be right. that's a good way of thinking about it. what about the hot dog hooker? have you seen her? >> i have seen that. >> jimmy: will you be pursuing that? >> no. >> jimmy: why not? what if the viewers want it? >> they don't. [ laughter ] . >> jimmy: they don't? why not? what's wrong with them? i do. i'm going to write a letter. >> i wonder about her, she stands up, says, as long as i've got this body and i'm thinking -- seriously? lady, you look like me in a two-piece. and -- [ applause ] and so, but -- >> jimmy: yeah. you got to wonder, you know, i

mean, people are buying food from her? >> yeah. >> jimmy: she's handling food. >> you have to wonder where the hot dogs have been, i mean -- no, seriously. seriously. i'm telling you. i would rather eat dirt. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, you can get some off this woman's face if she ever comes on your show. i think the last time you were here, you had captured a 700-pound man and you were forcing him to lose weight? is that what happened? >> we kidnapped him. >> jimmy: how did that go with him? >> well, that show is m coing up very soon. this is a nice young man. 700 pounds, trapped in his apartment. he went on youtube, reaching out for help and part of it, he said, you know, dr. phil, help me. and my producer saw it. i looked into it and we brought him to the studio, it took two vans and five emts to get this young man out of his apartment.

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>> jimmy: well, hi there, and welcome back. randy jackson called our next guest the greatest "american idol" contestant of all-time. he always called her dog a whole bunch of times, too. she has five grammys, three cma awards and this album, her third, debuted at number one. it's called "blown away." please say hello to carrie underwood. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look great. it's great to see you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: do you agree with randy jackson's assessment that you are the greatest "american idol" contestant of all time? >> well, goodness. [ applause ] if i say yes -- >> jimmy: yeah, it's a tough one. >> if i say no -- i like the dog comment, though. >> jimmy: he calls everyone dog.

>> right. >> jimmy: so, you are declining to answer. who do you think is the second -- excluding yourself, who is your favorite "american idol" contestant of all time? >> i mean, i'm friends with, well, golly, i mean, david cook and i have known each other for quite awhile and i adore him musically and as a person. and lana elena is my girl. >> jimmy: are you watching the show this year? >> yes. >> jimmy: is there someone you are rooting for in particular? >> i have no idea who got voted off tonight because we've been here. >> jimmy: probably that one guy. >> that one contestant, probably the one i wanted to win. >> jimmy: congratulations, i want to say, on your number one album. three albums, all number one. quite a streak you have going. did you buy a copy yourself? >> kind of a tradition -- i've been in new york every album release, so, we do our thing for the morning, whatever that may be, radio shows, tv, whatever. and i always go and buy a copy,

this year, i bought three. >> jimmy: you did? >> yes. and then i went back to my hole tell room and downloaded it on itunes. >> jimmy: wow, so -- when you are at the store buying your own album, what do people say to you? >> nothing. >> jimmy: nothing? why? >> i don't think they, i mean, i rolled up with a posse, too. we had several people going with us. we don't fit in in new york with our accents and our giant hair. >> jimmy: so, they didn't realize it was you going in there? >> i don't think so. we just got in, they -- they thought some crazy blond girl was buying three copies of it. >> jimmy: do you like going out on the road? >> i do. it's fun. >> jimmy: do you get bored? >> no. i mean, there's so much to do. there's a lot going on. >> jimmy: just work wise? do you have fun when you're out there? you hand pick the people, obviously, you are going to travel with, and so what do you guys do? do you gamble or --

[ laughter ] >> i mean, it's really a lot of work, when i'm not working i'm sleeping, so, right now -- i mean, when we're on tour, i work out a lot. >> jimmy: okay, all right. that sounds no fun at all. >> no. it's cool. i mean, we live on a little bus. it's an apartment on wheels. i have my stove. >> jimmy: do you cook in the bus? >> i stink that bus up with the cooking. yes. >> jimmy: what do you cook in the bus? >> whatever. i'm vegan, so, there's some sort of chicken and -- >> jimmy: i'm surprised you haven't been thrown out of country music for being vegan. >> i will have people come up to me, because i'm from a small town in oklahoma, and they are like, what is this? what? you don't eat meat what is wrong with you? >> jimmy: it's kind of unusual. >> they tell me i look thick or something. girl, i need to feed you. >> jimmy: and your husband is a professional hockey player. >> yes. [ applause ] yeah! >> jimmy: mike fisher plays for

the predators. did you command that that happen? >> i don't know how that happened. >> jimmy: that was just luck? >> it really was. >> jimmy: no influence at all? >> i think there were, like, multiple offers on the table for, you know, because people want him. he's amazing. he's a great guy to have on the team. everybody would want him. they were nice enough to send him to nashville. >> jimmy: did you follow hockey before you guys became involved with one another? >> no. >> jimmy: you didn't? >> now i know what i've been missing, for sure. >> jimmy: he's a canadian, too, which is another weird thing for an american country star to -- >> i break all the rules. i break all the rules. >> jimmy: and how did you meet in the first place? >> we met through my bass player. a couple of people -- he knew someone that knew mike. >> jimmy: and he said, you have to meet mike or mike said i'd like to meet carrie? >> kind of a little bit of all that. i think the stars lined up and it was -- we were bound to meet. >> jimmy: i see. now, is mike nervous about the fact that many of your songs

deal with violent revenge? is that -- >> he should be. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: because many of them do. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and that would scare me, i think, if i was -- i mean, even being a hock career player, i think they would scare me. >> he knows me and i'm actually a pretty, like -- >> jimmy: you don't seem like a violent person. >> i'm not. >> jimmy: but who knows with you? >> but that's the thing. my life is good and my husband's wonderful and we're so in love and, i mean, have this wonderful life but nobody, i mean, nobody wants to hear that. >> jimmy: people would rather hear -- >> that would make a terrible song. >> jimmy: you destroying vehicles, right? well, this is very exciting. ill know you -- you sung duet is with brad paisley, you did one with, who else? >> tony ben net, i got to sing with steven tyler. >> jimmy: i feel like you have now, you peaked now, with probably -- maybe the -- well, i guess we'll let the audience

decide. carrie and i did a song together. and it's about -- it's -- i think it's best to say it's about the aftermath of revenge. you think that's a good way of putting it? >> it's like before he cheats, the sequel. but what happened next? >> jimmy: exactly. and here it is. enjoy. ♪ ♪ ♪ last night ♪ i went out to see huey li lew♪ ♪ with the guy ♪ last night ♪ i fumbled in my fanmy pack ♪ and i looked back as i walked to my truck ♪ ♪ and i'm like what the [ bleep ] ♪ ♪ some crazy girl i never melt before ♪ ♪ is taking a bat to my four by

four ♪ ♪ i grab my head and give a high pitch eed shriek ♪ ♪ my boyfriend's being a total ♪ ♪ that's not his truck ♪ next time you should think before you freak ♪ ♪ last night ♪ i said i'm sorry ♪ i was just so upset ♪ last night i'm like what are the chances ♪ ♪ there would be two red pickups with the same top mustache ♪ ♪ last night ♪ oh but he's started crying ♪ some crazy girl i never melt ♪ went all britney spears on my four by four ♪ ♪ the one i just paid off the other week ♪

♪ she said ♪ i'm so sorry that i got rough ♪ ♪ i said sorry just ain't good enough ♪ ♪ and next time you should think before you freak ♪ >> yeah yeah yeah ♪ ♪ knocked my hello kitty to the floor ♪ ♪ broke my bobble held al gore ♪ ripped my poster of james vanderbeek ♪ ♪ you got major issues with jealousy ♪ ♪ you really should get therapy ♪ ♪ so next time you can think before you freak ♪ >> okay. there's my boyfriend. i got to go. this is my bad. >> this is the guy you're aun y angry at. hey! we didn't exchange insurance information! >> bye! >> unbelievable. unbelievable.

♪ james vanderbeek [ applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, carrie. carrie underwood, everybody. you will not find that song on this album, it's called "blown away." we'l'll be right back with musi from carrie underwood.

>> jimmy: this is the new cd. it's called "blown away." here with the song "good girl," carrie underwood. ♪ ♪ come on ♪ hey good girl with your head in the clouds i bet you i can tell you what you're thinkin' about ♪ ♪ you'll see a good boy gonna give you the world but he's gonna leave you cryin' ♪ with your heart in the dirt ♪ ♪ his lips are dripping honey but he'll sting you like a bee ♪ ♪ so lock up all your love

and go and throw away the key ♪ ♪ hey good girl get out while you can i know you think you got a good man ♪ ♪ why why you gotta be so blind won't you open up your eyes it's just a matter of time ♪ ♪ till you find he's no good girl no good for you ♪ ♪ you better get to getting on your goodbye shoes ♪ ♪ and go go go better listen to me ♪ ♪ he's low low low ♪ ♪ hey good girl you got a heart of gold you want a white wedding and a hand you can hold ♪ ♪ just like you should girl like every good girl does want a fairytale ending

somebody to love ♪ ♪ but he's really good at lying yeah he'll leave you in the dust ♪ ♪ 'cause when he says forever well it don't mean much ♪ ♪ hey good girl so good for him better back away honey ♪ ♪ you don't know where he's been ♪ ♪ why why you gotta be so blind won't you open up your eyes it's just a matter of time ♪ ♪ till you find he's no good girl no good for you ♪ ♪ you better get to getting on your goodbye shoes ♪ ♪ and go go go yeah yeah yeah he's low ♪ ♪ oh yeah yeah yeah ♪