news this memorial day. we hope you check in for "good morning america." jimmy kimmel is up next and we'll see you here tomorrow. >> tonight on jimmy kimmel live, steve harvey. >> what are you going to get your rich wife for mother' day? do you know? >> birth control pills. because we don't need no more damn kids. >> i would like you to come back with a piece of food stuck to your head. >> def patel and music from glen fr

i think they are getting married! it's been a tumultuous week for the president. they held a democratic primary in west virginia and yesterday, an unknown candidate got 41% of the vote. he's serving 17 and a half years for making threats at the

university of new mexico in 1999. it's going to be something. we had our first african american president. keith judd can be the first president with a super mullet. i'm not sure how he launched the campaign from prison. he was able to pay the $2500 entry fee. that's puzzling. but i'm even more baffled by how he was able to finance and produce this campaign ad help >> he's not a washington insider or an ivy league grad, but he knows what it takes to trade a handful of cigarettes for a black market choco-taco. socially liberal in the back, keith judd for president. paid for by prison silk. [ cheers and applause ] another datic candidate for president, hillary clinton s making headlines right now.

she attended a number of public events without makeup on. which -- is that a big deal? i'm pretty sure colin powell went without makeup a lot. and rightly or wrongly, women are held to a different standard. when it comes to this sort of thing. here's the story from cbs this morning. secretary clinton is back after a trip over the weekend. but it's not her diplomats that's making news, it's her appearance. >> she appeared with no makeup, natural hair and glasses and the secretary makes no apologies. >> this whole thing has been blown out of proportion. >> maybe just a little bit of foundation. [ cheers and applause ] personally, i use studio secrets, professional souffle by l'oreal. a district court judge has ruled

that liking something on facebook is not considered free speech and therefore not protected under the first amendment. apparently a local sheriff fired from of his employees after ohe liked one of his opponents. but this is how it starts. first they come for our likes. personally you have the right to shoot someone for posting too many pictures of their cat. today was national receptionist day that we honor the people who get hit on by the creepy fexex guy. it was started by the national receptionist association who decided they needed -- i like that there's a national receptionist association. is everyone's desk there a front desk? and if not, who is the receptionist at the national

recepti receptionist? i mean that must be the most decorated receptionist in the world, right? there's an exciting new celebrity emerging from long island in new york, kathryn, a stripper and hotdog vendor. she sells hotdogs in a bikini top. she was arrested on prostitution last week, charges this mother vigorously denies. >> showing your cleavage is indecent exposure. prostitution is skpul acts, [ bleep ] [ bleep ] [ bleep ] that's prostitution. showing your cleavage is indecent exposure. that law degree is paying off. here's more from the woman they're calling the hotdog hooker. >> they gave me an hiv test, every sex test they gave me was all negative. i have nothing. i have no herpes.

i have no aids. i have nothing. i'm clean. i'm a mother of four kids, and yes, i show my cleavage. i think it's sexy. if pamela anderson can do it, so can i. >> somehow she managed to ruin hotdogs and baywatch for me. clearly she's enjoying the attention. fox five in new york visited her at her home to find out what her plans for the future are. >> i have two dogs. i sell hotdogs and do stripping. >> reporter: she thinks it's all legit. she has print cards for her stripping. she said she's trying to have fun in life. >> i got another 15 years to go. and i'll be stripping for another 15 years. as long as this body is built the way it is, i'm a mother of triplets. i'm caught up, i'm stacked nice.

>> in that case, we'll check back with you in 16 years, maybe 18 just to be safe. all this week we are celebrating mother's day and what better way to celebrate it than with that. someone who i think captures the spirit of the holiday, a man who is brimming with so much love and knowledge, it bursts out of his pors. with that said, i give you gary bus busey. >> without a mother, we couldn't have the american flag. i'm speaking of betsy ross. there's incredible women in the world, today, and still are. and they are getting stronger and stronger and god bless them all. and what do we do? we say happy mother's day forever! okay. that's it for this session on

how to treat your mother with love. >> all right. get that man a hooker and a hotdog. [ cheers and applause ] we have something fun planned for tonight using skype video chat. this is our first ever all family edition of the skype scavenger hunt. ♪ usually, we will pit strangers against each other. but tonight, they are all related. first from veeiena, virginia, say hello to chico and amy. [ cheers and applause ] >> how are you guys doing? >> great. >> what is your plan for mother's day? do you have something going on for amy? >> yes, think we are going to take her out for an evening out to eat and do some things with the kids.

>> he didn't plan anything. >> jimmy: he didn't plan anything. now, are you prepared to crush members of your family? >> absolutely. we want to say hi real quick. >> go ahead. look at this, you got kids there. what's your name? >> angelina. >> >> jimmy: are you going to make your mother's breakfast on mother's day? >> yes. >> jimmy: what you are going to make her? >> it's a surprise. >> oh, all right. she, too, is unprepared for the holiday. all right, we are going say hello, i think, to one of your cousins now from maryland. chico's cousin shaun is with us. hello, shawn. what do you do for a living? >> i'm an attorney. >> jimmy: you look like a defendant. [ cheers and applause ]

you're really an attorney? >> i'm an attorney with a little swag. >> jimmy: all right. our third competitor tonight, chico's sister-in-law jackie. hello, jackie, how are you? are you an attorney as well? >> no, not at all. my husband is though. >> jimmy: he is? what do you do for work? >> i'm a molecular technician. >> jimmy: i have no idea what that means. >> i work the lab. >> jimmy: do you feel science will give you an edge tonight over your competitors? >> yeah, definitely. >> jimmy: this is amazing. you never have to see your family in person again thanks to technology. here's how the game works. this is a scavenger hunt. i might tell you to find something or do something. chico, you need to be fair. only one of you can play at a time, okay?

>> okay. >> jimmy: are you ready to play? all right. the first round, i want you to find something that starts with the letter "q." something in your house that starts with the letter q. all right, they're thinking. okay, maybe a quail. the queen latifah lying around. a picture of queen latifah. okay, looks like amy is back. what do you have? >> it's a quilted hat. >> i think that counts. what do you have there? >> a quilt. >> jimmy: you are a little late. jackie, come back. you also have a quilt. >> i got a quilt. >> jimmy: you have a three-quilt family. that round goes to chico. let's go to the next one. i would like you to come back with a piece of food stuck to your head and the funniest one

wins. all right, a piece of food. jackie, what is that on your head? >> spaghetti. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. shawn -- shawn, what do you have on your head? potato chip? and chico, you have -- >> pizza. >> jimmy: it's a slice of pizza. i'm going to go to jackie. i think the spaghetti. [ cheers and applause ] she had one strand of spaghetti. in her fridge. and the next thing, i want you to come back with something the the other contestants -- [ laughter ] -- something the other members of your family would not want you to show.

okay? oh, boy, amy -- i think that is bad news for jackie. amy shot out her chair like a rocket. what do you have? >> a social security card. >> jimmy: your own? is that your own? amy, hold that closer to the camera. this is a very embarrassing family pic. >> jimmy: where is jackie? jackie, what do you have? a dog? what kind of a thing is that? >> he put on a lot of weight. >> jimmy: and there is a child that has appeared. i have to give it to shawn. shawn showed his social security card. the victim of identity theft. all right, i'd like you to come back wearing the most embarrassing piece of clothing you own. i will judge which is the most

embarrassing. shaun went so fast, i think he's in chico and amy's living room right now. parachute pants. celine dion concert t-shirt. oh, what is that you are wearing, shawn? that is -- whose robe is that? >> my roommate. >> jimmy: is your roommate prince? >> not quite. >> jimmy: all right, amy what you are wearing? >> i have a santa hat, and a a bikini hat and horns and a scarf. >> an assortment of things. and jackie has -- here she comes. let's see what she is wearing. what are you wearing? jackie, did you lose track of -- you got -- >> it's my robe. >> jimmy: it's your robe.

i'm going to have to say, shawn is wearing the most embarrassing article of clothing. shawn, you are the winner tonight. you are the fastest, the smartest, and by the way, no one is going away empty handed. you are all winners. each of you is going to receive a skype enabled television set. dicky, tell them more. >> dicky: keep in touch with mom this mother's day or any day on skype. whether they are on their computer, mobile phone, or another tv. find out more on skype.com. >> jimmy: thanks, we have a good show tonight. dev patel is here and music from glenn frey and we have steve harvey. so stick around.

tonight on the show, a delightful actor, you know him from "slumdog millionaire," dev patel is here. and from this new cover album, glen frey from the bud light stage. tomorrow night, on the show, dr. phil will be here tomorrow night. carrie underwood will be here. we will debut a duet, we have looking to do a project together for sometime and we found the right thing. i think you will enjoy it. our first guest is a busy man who hosts a radio show every morning and just produced a hit movie based on his best-selling book. it is really no wonder he's bald. think like a man and think like

a lady is now in theaters and it's now available in paperback. that is the back of the paperback. please say hello to steve harvey! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? >> so nice, man. you all give out mints at the back before you come out. >> jimmy: mint, yeah. >> i never had ginger altoids before. >> they're keepers, so we stock up on those. >> they taste they gorilla urine. thought i'd tell you that. i've never had that. that's the most trifling thing i've ever had in my mouth, thank you so much, jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: we like to poison the guests before they come on stage. you haven't been here in a

while. i have been on your radio show and talked to you a few times. but your outfits, you have no hat on. with the tie matching. >> i was 49 then. i am 55 now. >> jimmy: six years ago. >> on my 49th christmas, christmas eve, i shaved my hair and lost weight and stopped wearing pimp suits. my wife actually did it. i went out on a weekend trip and i said, any of my suits you don't like when i'm gone, just take the sleeve and fold them back. i came home and all my sleeves were folded back. i just found out my wife hated everything i wore. i had to get rid of all my suits. >> jimmy: she was not a fan of the steve harvey collection. >> well, the collection has changed now. more conservative now. i just grew up a bit. i got tired of me. >> jimmy: i hear you have a line of women's clothing.

>> it comes out july 15th. >> do you participate in that? do you know about women's clothing and what they should wear? >> no, i don't know a thing. no. i don't know anything about what women should wear. but what i do know is what men like to see women wear. [ cheers and applause ] that's the deal, huh? huh? yeah. [ cheers and applause ] women will be looking really good, really well. >> jimmy: will your wife be wearing any of this clothing? >> no, my wife is rich. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what you are going to get your rich wife for mother's day? do you know? do you have a plan? >> i think we are just going to chew birth control pills. we don't need no more damn kids. >> jimmy: how many do you have now? >> seven. >> they're multiplying.

she is planning an anniversary trip, i had to get involved. and for christmas, we go to aspen. which she loves to do and i don't know why because there's like eight black people in aspen. and we are all eight of them. [ laughter ] and it's a funny thing. i try to get into the snow thing. so i'm snowboarding, right? i have two sons in college and they snowboard. i'm doing okay as long as we are doing the leaf, you go down the hill and go this way and this way. and my sons, they're doing all the s turns, when you turn your back to the hill. they are like, dad, try it and i said okay, i'm going too fast and a turned and got scared, leaned back, and caught an edge. i was in the air for so long, i actually had time to say damn

this is going to hurt! this is really going to hurt! i had that kind of time. [ cheers and applause ] you before in the air that long and you figure out, what is the best way to do this? and i hit the ground harder than i had before. and my son skied up on me! ed on the break, which threw more snow on me. now i'm drowning. all i wanted was to get the snowboard off. i'm done. and i click it off. and nobody is paying attention. but we are all standing there. and the snowboard is loose. it's going down the hill. and you know, we're black, so we're trying to act like it's not us. [ laughter and applause ] but this board is rolling down the hill. and, you know, kill a couple white kids. i didn't really -- and people are like, who did that? and we are at the bottom of the hill playing it off.

and one of my sons brought his friend with him. and i'm looking for the boy. i can't find him. a beautiful young kid, a rich chocolate skin and he wore all black on the ski trip. it was easy to find him. we looked up on the hill, he looked like a cave opening. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so it turned out to be a wise move for him to dress like that. you were able to find him. >> when you do jokes like that, well, it's okay. >> jimmy: you live in atlanta now. are you moving to chicago? i know you are doing a daytime talk show? >> i have a talk show coming out. >> jimmy: when is that starting? >> september. >> jimmy: will you be in oprah's studio in chicago? >> no, no. >> got your own? not that big of a show. you know, it's on nbc. it's going to be cool. we are going to be at the nbc studios.

>> you're moving the whole family? >> yeah, we got to move. my wife just went out there to move. she's up there now. she's not looking for a place to stay, we have that. she's looking for department stores. >> jimmy: shopping spots. >> that's all it's about, where she's going to spend the rest of the money. >> i see. you just had a big wind fall, i imagine, with this book and the huge success of the movie. dhauz [ cheers and applause ] how long was this on the best-seller list? >> 60-something weeks. i got to tell you the truth, man, when i wrote the book, my goal was i wanted the book to be number 7 on the best seller list. that way, it's three up from the bottom. that way, you cannot say, i barely made it. you have to talk to three other people about that. i wanted to be number seven. so it came out number one. then i said, if i can hold this

position for three weeks, that will give me time to tell everybody i got the number one book in the country. and it stayed number one for 40 weeks. [ cheers and applause ] >> did you want it to be a movie? >> i had no clue. people are always asking me that. >> i had no clue. i had no clue. you know, it's a self-help book. i'm at my book and sony offers to buy the book to turn it into a movie. i thought they were kidding. i said, i'm not coming out there to talk to y'all about that. it's a self-help book. and they flew to my ranch in dallas. and i was fishing, i don't care. i didn't care for the guy and i'm fishing and he's going, i will give you this much. and i was saying, no, i don't think you can turn a self-help book into a movie. he thought i was talking about the price. so he kept going up on the price. and i kept going, no, that's not it. then when i found out this was

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>> jimmy: we're back. with steve harvey. we're just talking in the commercials about "family feud." you are having a lot of fun with that show. >> man, that is the best gig i have ever taken. >> jimmy: is it really? >> yeah, i got to talk with everyday people. >> jimmy: and their mothers and sisters. >> and grandmothers. and those people get on that show and say whatever is on their minds. they are trying to win 20 grand. they don't give a damn about

their church or nothing. >> you have the talk show, family feud, you do the radio show. and you've got well, the book obviously. you produce this movie. are you still doing stand-up? >> yes, but this is my last year. >> jimmy: this is your farewell tour? >> yeah, august 2nd is my last night. in las vegas at the mgm grand. >> that's your last show? >> yeah. you know, man, you got to make room in your life. god has been really good to me. you know what i'm saying? i have been doing stand-up half my life. i'm 55. i been telling jokes for 27 years. i got to make room for something else. the show is vegas is sold out, 12,000 seats gone. >> and that's it? >> yeah. but pay-per-view, august 2, you can see your boy in the comfort of your home with your drawers on.

[ cheers and applause ] $19.99. and let me tell you, folks, nobody sees me for $19. you can do it in your underwear. you can watch me, go urinate, come back, heat a ham sandwich. that's a great way to see me for the last time, almost naked. >> jimmy: but you'll miss doing stand-up. i feel this isn't really going to be your last time, i don't know why. >> yeah, i miss it. yeah, it's defined me. it's been everything i have been. none of these books, movie, none of it happens without that god-given gift, but i can't tour and do all these things. i got to let something go. i got a radio show. i can be funny. you'll have me on every six years. i'll be funny. i will squeeze in a couple things here and there. >> jimmy: i know you have a charity thing that you do on your ranch, is it every year? >> yeah, every father's day weekend, i bring 120 boys to my

ranch from single-parent homes headed up by women on father's day weekend. because they're fatherless. i hook them up. create mentors for these young boys. >> jimmy: what do you mean when you say "hook them up"? it's taken a weird turn. >> that did not sound very good. >> jimmy: the neverland ranch -- >> not that. >> you pair them up? >> i pair them up. yeah, as mentors. this is not going right, is it? >> no. >> and this is live. we can't cut into that. >> jimmy: that is a lot of people to have at your ranch. >> we have sponsors but we always have help. it takes a lot of money to pull this thing off every year, but we got to change the course of a lot of african-american boys because there are, of college-aged african american boys, there are more african american boys in prison than in college. and that's a huge disparity, a

huge gap. and it's only because of lack of fathers. only lack of men role models. because only a man can teach a boy to be a man. only a man can do that. you go to the put men in the boys' lives. >> jimmy: that is a great thing to do. [ applause ] great to see you. i hope it's not another six years before you come back. >> i'm going to come back again. this is fun. >> steve harvey, everybody. think like a man and act like a lady is the book. we'll be right back with dev patel. ♪ liquid plumr double impact...

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>> jimmy: still to come, glenn frey. our next guest is a talented, young actor who shot to fame in "slumdog millionaire" and his next film, also shot in india, "the best exotic marigold hotel." please welcome dev patel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

how you doing? >> good, great to be here. >> jimmy: you really blossomed into a grown man. >> i have trying to -- it's not filling in. >> jimmy: you look older. >> this is four weeks of growth. it really is. >> jimmy: don't even bother. count your bless, every day when you have to shave, it's no fun at all. >> i guess. >> jimmy: the last time you were here, as i recall, you revealed your hotel. you told everyone -- >> i thought i was going to get away from that. i gave away my room number, the hotel i was staying in, yeah. i was fresh off the boat. >> jimmy: would you like to do that again? >> okay, i'm in -- >> jimmy: you are in a hotel now?

>> no, i have a local tv show on hbo. so i'm a local hire now. >> so you're living here? >> for a little while. >> jimmy: what show? >> it's called "the newsroom." it's aaron sorkin's new show. >> jimmy: that is cool. you get to talk fast in the show? >> yeah, i play the geeky technological dude. and i have a blackberry and i had it three years and i just figured out how to use the e-mail on it. i'm really bad. i might as well be on "house." because it sounds like medical jargon. it's a new show and we are talking about politics and america and things like that and newt gingrich or whoever it is and -- >> jimmy: you don't know who the people are -- >> it's the best acting i have ever done. i try to sound like i know what i'm talking about. >> jimmy: your girlfriend, i hope is okay to say, your former

co-star in "slumdog millionaire" freda pinto was here. [ applause ] >> i get a clap? >> she's a very nice girl, beautiful girl. she mentioned that you were a terrible driver. are you driving? >> no, when i first came down. i am from the uk, that the accent. and i said to my agent, i need a car. for this tv show, i need to drive to work. and my agency very kindly got me a camaro. and we don't have those in the uk. it's a big boat of a thing. it was convertible, red, with orange seats and stripes. it looks angry. it's not good for a skinny indian guy. and i rented this apartment that had no furniture, and i went to ikea. so you have this dude driving to

ikea and i got my furniture sticking out of it. >> are you a licensed driver here? >> yeah, listen, i have not doing anything illegal i hope. i have a uk license. >> jimmy: you do? >> i hope that is fine. it's international, right? i'm okay to be driving. >> jimmy: i think you can drive if you are visiting. >> i'm going to go behind -- >> jimmy: i don't know. technically, you are living here now? >> kind of. i'm not properly living here. it's like a vacation but i'm working. >> you see. so, yeah, you'll probably do time here. you ever been to prison? >> no, i have not. i hope not. >> jimmy: i hope you don't end up there. in the new movie, you ride a motorcycle, right? >> that is another bad transport story. yeah, it was great because i'm doing this movie and they're

look, you're going to learn how to ride a motorcycle. and i thought, this is great. i'm going to look cool finally. and it's weird, because some of it is shot in the uk. and in the uk, it takes a week before you sit on a motorcycle. they are showing you where the put the fuel and all that stuff. and i only had the day. and when i gotot to india, it's like, okay, that's right. and they had two circus performers and i got thrown on the bike and they are going wheelies and standing on it. anyway, i picked it up, in the end. and it's a massive scene, in the movie, i'm doing this -- dame judy bench, tom wilkerson, amazing veteran actors, and i have to drive into this courtyard with my chick on the back. and i slide in and do this big emotional speech. and i got a bit too confident. i drove in and fell over. she was fine.

she fell on her bum and bounced back up. but the bike landed on me and judi dench is going, ah! it waso embarrassing. >> jimmy: you almost killed judi dench. >> i was like a girl, i screamed on camera like a girl. >> jimmy: did anyone get hurt? >> i had a scrape. it's funny because we had this indian doctor on set and he was always at craft services. he was never on set when you needed him. he was the greatest guy. and i slashed my hand when that happened. fox is going to kill me. and we couldn't find him. and i ran to craft services and i know where he is going to be. he is eating and i'm like, i think i need a tetanus shot. i've cut my hand. and he's like, dennis? he just didn't understand what i was saying to him. he is the worst doctor ever and that evening he came and gave me

a jab on my bum. >> what? he gave you a jab on your bum. you have to be very careful. don't go to north carolina. >> i'm going it again. >> jimmy: greet see you. i'm glad everything is going well for you. dev patel. his movie is called "the best exotic marigold hotel" out now. we'll be right back with glenn frey.

>> jimmy: this is his new album. it's called "after hours." here with the song "the shadow of your smile," glenn frey. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ now i'll remember many a day and many a lonely mile ♪ ♪ the echo of a piper's song the shadow of a smile ♪ ♪ the shadow of your smile when you are gone will color all my dreams and light the dawn ♪

♪ look into my eyes my love and see all the lovely things you are to me ♪ ♪ our wistful little star it was far too high a teardrop kissed your lips

and so did i ♪ ♪ now when i remember spring all the joy that love can bring ♪ ♪ i will be remembering the shadow of your smile ♪ ♪