kimmel and up next. we'll see you here tomorrow. >> tonight on jimmy kimmel live. >> good yump mimp for death. kids, grandma isn't with us anymore. she's "dancing with the stars." >> kristen stewart. >> what happened to you? >> i stepped on a nail. >> that's the only way to kill a vampire. >> chloe kras moretz and music from bob. >> hell, no.

>>. >> tonight chloe grace moretz and music from bo. and cleto and the cletones and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. very nice, thank you. i am jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching at home.

thank you for joining us here in the studio tonight. it's my pleasure. what happened, "the avengers" was sold out across the street? it made an unbelievable amount of money this weekend. $207 million, the biggest opening for a movie ever. if i've said it once, i've said it a hundred times, people love indy films. if you add in the money made overseas last week, that makes $655 million in 12 days. finally we have proof of what i've always suspected, we are surrounded by nerds. [ laughter ] producers are hard at work on the sequel which is tentatively titled, "the avengers 2, still avenging stuff." the big number business at the box office are good news for the hollywood boulevard super heroes. if you have ever been to our corner of the world, there's a group of unusual individuals who put on costumes, you know them.

they stand outside the theater, posing for pictures with tourists. and when a movie like this comes out, the demand for them goes up. so we hit the streets today to find out how much our heroes made this weekend. max ♪ >> i worked about 12 hours over three nights for about $250, friday, saturday, and sunday night. i posed for pictures with a lot of avenger fans, it was really fun. >> it was very good. i made 32 dl. and i met girls. i get a lot of numbers, yeah! they want to know the superpowers. of captain america. >> um. 15. >> do you speak english? >> no. >> i did pretty good over the weekend!

one guy even gave me a slice of pizza. aaaaa! >> all they cared about was the stupid avengers. they're like, if you're not an avenger, i don't even want to take a picture with you. i was like, oh, my god. i felt like my life was like, ruined. yeah, i only made like $3. then i couldn't even go see "the avengers" because i'm too broke. >> jimmy: all right. only $3. if you're a high school student who waited in line for a midnight showing this weekend, here's something you might not be aware of. it's prom season. the prom is a dance that i did not go to when i was in this >> high school. next month is dads and grads. this month is moms and proms. there were thousands of proms held all around the country this weekend. the prom is such a magical night, especially for limo drivers.

yeah, maybe you have to put up with drunken kids throwing up in your back seat, but the tips make it all worthwhile. because of all the proms this month, we thought it would be a good time to go back out onto the street to play our popular audience guessing game, called "pedestrian question." yeah, there it is. tonight's pedestrian question, did you have sex on your prom night? we grab people who are passing by, we'll see them introduce themselves. we'll stop the video. then together we'll try to guess if they did it on prom night. pedestrian number one, who do we have? >> melissa from ohio. >> did you have sex on your prom night? >> jimmy: okay. >> yay! >> jimmy: wow. i don't know what melissa is giving off to deserve that, but let's find out. >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> i was a super prom date. then we said goodbye to the prom.

then i went over to my friend tom's house. and we had sex. >> jimmy: tom and the prom. all right. who do we have next? >> i'm joshia, from indianapolis, indiana. >> did you have sex on your prom night? >> no! >> jimmy: one guy says yes. everyone else, no. >> no, i didn't. we had a big get-together, a bunch of people with gigantic punching gloves. i didn't have sex on my prom night, no. >> jimmy: punching gloves are just as much fun. next up. >> gary bowyer, maine. >> did you have sex on your prom night? >> jimmy: turned his head into a little bit of a pin ball machine. did he? >> no.

she got lobster on her. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. yeah, you know you can't touch them once they have lobster on them. >> bobby from maryland. >> did you have sex on your prom night? >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, and she's still in the trunk. >> yes, twice. that's all i can remember. all i can remember was my girlfriend's name was michelle. >> jimmy: what a romeo. >> i'm abby and i'm from england. >> did you have sex on your prom night? >> yes! >> jimmy: do they even have prom in england? let's find out. >> i didn't have a prom night. >> jimmy: the answer is no. who do we have next? >> dean from canada. >> did you have sex on your prom night? >> do they have prom in canada?

>> yes? you're canadian? let's find out. >> yes. >> how did it go? >> good. >> where was it? >> in the bushes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: one more. >> glen drier, yorba linda, california. did you have sex on your prom night? >> yes! >> jimmy: audience split on this one. >> hell, no. you didn't do that back then. i was lucky to get a french kiss. i think it wasn't until i was in the marine corps that i got my first one. >> jimmy: three for his grandchildren. there you have it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for playing. any college students here? [ cheers and applause ] wrapping up another school year, blowing off steam. this is a tradition at the

university of texas, foam sword friday. students in austin line up on either side of guadalupe street, brandishinfoam swords, then when the time is right, they charge into the street to do battle. this year, there's a freshman engineering student who jumped the gun a little bit. now, you can see the people here. somehow, he's fine. he bruised his arm and had a cut on his forehead. i guess maybe the bus was made of foam, too. isn't that incredible? if that kid played frogger, that never would have happened. [ cheers and applause ] this is another seemingly horrible accident that turned out miraculously to be okay. now this happened in russia. you're going to see in a minute, there's a car broken down in the middle of the highway. the guy who's driving the car, i think, got out, and you can see it turn into cirque du soleil.

let's watch that again in slow motion. he did not see the car coming at all. bam, right into the air, onto the ground, and all he got was a broken leg. we hear so much about obesity and how bad it is for everyone, meanwhile, we're bouncing off cars like nobody's business. [ laughter ] so we had a new episode of "dancing with the stars" tonight on abc. but really, who cares now that urkel is gone? what's the point of even being alive? "dancing with the stars" would be a good euphemism for death. kids, grandma isn't with us anymore. she's "dancing with the stars." [ laughter and applause ] grandma's not dead. they instituted what they call a trio challenge in which each couple brings a professional dancer, who got eliminated, to

take part in a three-person dance, which is great. now we're adding dancers. it's never going to end. back when chaz bono was on the show, you didn't need another partner to make it a threesome. he had it all. levi got the highest score and melissa gilbert had the lowest score. so there, you're updated now. in former "dancing with the stars" news, there's a big fight is the night between floyd mayweather and cotto at the mgm in las vegas. 50 cent, recognize that young guy behind him. looks a little like justin bieber, because it is, indeed, justin bieber. here he is, holding mayweather's belt. i have to say, when i was watching in, it didn't make any sense to me.

then i realized when i hear justin bieber's song, it makes me want to punch people in the face, too. [ cheers and applause ] >> kanye west is on twitter. he had another outburst yesterday. he was driving around in new york and started listing items of clothes he doesn't like, all in the span of four minutes. i guess he's driving around. he tweeted, i hate button-up shirts with hoodies. i hate hoodies with sport coats. i hate sport coats with buttion shirts, jeans, and dress shoes. i hate khaki trench coats with jeans. and off-brand work-out sneakers. i hate khaki cargo shorts. i hate big ass striped scarves. i think what he's trying to say is, he hates the gap. [ laughter ] remember, when rappers used to get in their cars and shoot people? what happened to that? what happened to sipping on gin and juice? there's a lot of news channels and news programs, but lately one particular show has been, i think, towering over the rest. "inside edition."

they report on everything, celebrities, politics, criminals, sometimes a video of a dog dancing. but they deliver every story as if america is being attacked. >> kate upton, her too hot for youtube video. >> plus, lulu, the 250-pound pole dancer, going for the title. wait till you see what happens when she goes up against competition like this. >> jimmy: i don't think i have to wait. i think i know. she loses. gravity wins. that's how it goes. and then at the end of the show, they talk about the next day's episode and somehow manage to top that. >> next "inside edition," upset with butt injections. did she go way too far? butt lady. watch the next "inside edition." >> jimmy: she's butt lady. she's the worst member of the avengers.

we got to get her on the show and find out what's new with her butt. one more item, if you will. details about the scandal involving the secret service and those colombian prostitutes. you think it would be over by now, but they're continuing to emerge. this morning the "today" show sat down with the woman who claims to be the woman who got into the argument over how much she was supposed to be paid. nbc made a point of saying they did not pay her for the interview. this woman never gets paid. it's unbelievable. my favorite part was, while they were talking about the drinking and having sex, they're running an ad, you see, at the bottom of the screen, for disney parks. the other happiest place on earth. the prostitute's name is dania suarez. she said she's been offered a book deal. and shy should make some money

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"twilight" films, our first guest now fights sleep and battles for dwarf equality in the new movie "snow white and the huntsman." it opens in theaters june 1st. please welcome kristen stewart! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: you're hobbling. >> i know. i'm a bit of a gimp right now. >> jimmy: what happened? >> i'm starting a promotional tour, so i figured i needed to hurt myself. >> jimmy: a real or fake injury? >> i promise it's not a ploy to wear flats. >> jimmy: what happened? >> last week, i stepped on a nail. we were doing reshoots for breaking down, and i stepped on a nail. lucky me. >> jimmy: that's the only way to kill a vampire, drive a nail through it. >> no more. vampire bella, goodbye. >> jimmy: i think the last time

you were here, you thought you were finishing up the "twilight" series, and then you had to go back for reshoots. so did you have to go through the whole goodbye thing again? >> three times. >> jimmy: it's like an italian family leaving your house for dinner. [ laughter ] do they have a wrap party every time? >> no, this time it was really not very climactic. >> jimmy: happy birthday. i know it's your 22nd birthday. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what was a -- some birthday fans here. >> what? 22. not very exciting. >> jimmy: was that a letdown from the 21st birthday? >> no, it was really kind of a relief. milestones, 18, 21, it's a big deal. i don't like me parties too much. >> jimmy: gotcha. >> i like 22. it's really like not a big-deal birthday. >> jimmy: what did you do for your 21st? did you have a big thing? >> i was in canada. so it wasn't even like, sweet, i

can get wasted! not that i -- >> jimmy: oh, because the drinking age is lower there. i guess that's a bad place to have it. so for the 22nd, did you do anything? did you have a thing? >> yeah, i went bowling. really cool. i'm awesome, that's why. >> jimmy: are you a good bowler? >> nope. >> jimmy: you are not? >> no. >> jimmy: what do you bowl? like what's your average? do you have one? do you break a hundred? >> i don't have an average. i would say probably -- i mean, i probably get up to like 80. >> jimmy: like 80. >> unless i'm doing really phenomenally, then sometimes -- >> jimmy: maybe break three digits. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i saw pictures of you at the coachela festival. it's a big concert we have in the california desert each year. it's two weekends. were you there for both weekends? >> no, just one weekend. >> jimmy: who did you go with? >> a couple of my close friends

that i grew up with. which was nice. >> jimmy: are you able to relax? because you're in a group of people, strangers, obviously people have cameras and all that sort of thing. >> right. totally. kind of. every once in a while, it's like odd, you pull your baseball cap down and it's a done deal. >> jimmy: do your friends feel like they have to behave better when they're with you? >> my friends are really hilarious. i need to tell them to calm down and cool it. >> jimmy: what do they do? >> they're like, hey, i see you taking a picture right now. >> jimmy: so they're protective. >> yeah, they put up a barrier. >> jimmy: there's all sorts of stuff that goes on there. do they partake in the festivities, if you know what i mean? >> toon honest, my buddy john, he's going to love this one.

he created this enormous dance circle at one point. this is not really within his character too much to be like this crazy person. >> jimmy: pretty reserved? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what's a dance circle? >> he was doing six-foot side leaps, making sure he had all the space he could get. this guys moves up with his girlfriend, being like -- and john was like, move along, sir! and the guy just turned around. he was this big huge guy. john's not -- he would never fight anyone. it's not like he was trying to instigate anything. but i was like, you're going to possibly get a popping. but he was just like, wide-eyed, i said, move along, sir! >> jimmy: did the guy move along? >> he did. >> jimmy: you have to at that point. i've seen from when you come here, you walk out in hollywood, you get attacked. i mean, people are -- it's beyond the normal level of a celebrity getting attacked. >> well, yeah. i, um, it's not -- everyone knew

i was coming here. >> jimmy: do you have guns as you go through the crowd? how does this work? >> no. >> jimmy: just covering up. what's the first concert you ever went to? >> def leppard. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: aren't you too young for them to be your first concert? were you a fetus at the time? >> they weren't -- they were well into their -- i know. >> jimmy: who did you go to the concert with? >> my mom. >> jimmy: oh, your mom. >> it was really fun. >> jimmy: who was the def leppard fan? >> i guess we both were. i really actually like, totally inappropriately, like "pour some sugar on me." yeah, i like it, really good. >> jimmy: you think it's about dessert or something when you're a kid. [ laughter ] you do that regularly? like at coachella, who were you there to see? what bands? >> well, the shins have been my

favorite band since i was -- [ cheers and applause ] and i hadn't seen them. it had been way, way, way too long. years, in fact. >> jimmy: you'd never seen them live before? >> no. so i was like, you know. >> jimmy: did you see tupac, who raised himself from the dead for this event? >> i saw him in front of the entire coachella crowd, actually. it was like the craziest. i have a buddy who has no qualms being like in front of millions of people, which, you know, i feel like a weirdo right now. i was with katy perry, and i walked behind her, through the entire -- she wanted to sit up front. she's like, hey, you want to watch this? it will be awesome. i was like, yeah. suddenly i realized, what are you doing to me? i had to put my hat down because we were like moses parting the waves. i was like, where am i right now? >> jimmy: you were in her wake?

>> i was in her entourage. i was leading her entourage. >> jimmy: that's great. so if you want to be incognito, just have katy perry lead the way. >> it was perfect. >> jimmy: i know the movie is not finished yet, but they showed me about a half hour of it today and it's awesome. it's like "game of thrones" meets snow white. [ cheers and applause ] it's not like the disney, animated snow white. you have eight dwarves in the movie, which i thought was wrong. [ laughter ] >> yeah, he serves a purpose. >> jimmy: the sacrificial dwarf? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: you don't want to reveal too much. >> he's awesome, though. i can't, i don't know how to -- >> jimmy: i think we have a clip of the movie, though. do you know which clip we have here?

>> yeah. there's -- in the beginning of the movie, i've just been -- snow white's been locked away for close to ten years, and surrounded by the penetrating evil. she's in the evil queen's castle. just the presence alone is incredibly awful and just like debilitating, and her brother is incredibly evil. letcherous and disgusting. he comes in and starts messing around with her. >> jimmy: here it is. this is exciting. this movie is not even finished yet. hopefully it will be finished by the time it comes out. but it's called "snow white and the huntsman." >> i swear we will. >> you'll never again be locked in this cell. >> what does she want from me? >> your beating heart. ha, ha, ha!

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still to come, music from bob. our next guest is starring in movies, here latest is called "dark shadows." >> what is your age, if i may? >> 15. >> 15 and no husband? you must put those birthing hips to goes use at once lest your womb shrivel up and die. >> you're weird. >> but do you think me too weird for a woman this bland? >> you obviously mean vicky? >> she has the most fertile birthing hips i have ever laid eyes upon. >> you're way weird. >> jimmy: "dark shadows" opens friday. please say hello to chloe grace

moretz! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm good. how are you? >> jimmy: i'm doing well. you really are 15, as johnny depp said in the film. >> yes, i really am 15. >> jimmy: you seem very grown up for 15 years old. but that's probably because i was a real mess at your age. i couldn't even -- i didn't even know how to comb my hair. but you know how to dress and do all the stuff. do you feel like you're older than you are? >> no. i have a bunch of different personalities. when i'm with my friends, i'm pretty much a complete idiot and not poised or anything. when i'm on here, i'm all, like, yeah, all cool on the outside. >> jimmy: so you're faking it now? >> yeah. >> jimmy: acting? >> it's all lies. >> jimmy: and you have the premiere of "dark shadows"? >> right across the street. >> jimmy: do you bring your friends? >> i have a huge family, lots of friends.

i have four brothers, plus my mom and the girlfriends and everything. so by the time all my family is there, it's like 12 people. >> jimmy: yeah, you got to cut some of them loose. [ laughter ] >> you know what, mom, i'm really sorry, but i need to bring my friends. >> jimmy: do you think you'll always have to bring your whole family to your movie premieres? >> it's not just a celebration of a movie. every time for me, it's a celebration of my career so far. it's like a special milestone i like to share with my family. >> jimmy: how old are your brothers? >> the oldest is 30. then all the way down to 20. >> jimmy: do they have families too? >> no. >> jimmy: but they'll get families and they'll bring those rats to your thing and it's going to be a whole mess. >> you're right. >> jimmy: you're going to have to rent a bus or something. >> party bus. >> jimmy: do you feel comfortable going to the party after the movie? is it something that you enjoy, being with all these adults? >> well, i mean, usually, it's kind of like a celebratory thing, going, having my gingerale, awesome.

>> jimmy: a shirley temple. >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you go to school? >> i'm home-schooled, since the fourth grade. i go to laurel springs. it's like a distance learning program. >> jimmy: you've given your house a name, laurel springs. what do you mean by that? >> my mom's the principal, the teacher. >> jimmy: is your mom your teacher? >> she is my teacher when i'm not working. when i'm working, i have my on-set tutor. that i've had for eight years now. >> jimmy: which do you like better? mom or the tutor? >> mom's a bit harder. she's kind of scary sometimes. >> jimmy: and you can't fire mom if she gives you a "d." >> if i do something wrong, she's like, you're losing your phone for this. >> jimmy: is the phone how you get punished? >> take my phone, take my computer. it's always electronics. >> jimmy: is the phone the worse thing to lose? >> the phone.

>> jimmy: when she takes the phone, do you feel like she's looking at your text messages when they come in? >> she's not weird like that. plus i have nothing to hide. >> jimmy: but how do we know what to believe because you told us -- >> i'm a liar. >> jimmy: you're an actor. you could be tricking us. we don't know what's going on. are you excited to meet famous actors? are there people that -- >> oh, yeah. especially johnny depp and michelle pfeiffer. and helena bonham carter. you have michelle and johnny depp and i'm sitting by helena bonham carter. tim burton is directing me. i'm like, this is a lot. >> jimmy: but at your age, you can't be expected to know -- like working with martin scorsese, you can't be expected to know all his films, right? that's something that older people have seen over the years. >> but i kind of grew up with tim burton's movies.

"edward scissorhands," "beetlejuice." >> jimmy: so he meant something to you? >> all my brothers are obsessed with him. my brother trevor is crazy obsessed with him. so i grew up mimicking him in some way. he's been a really big inspiration in my life. it's cool. >> jimmy: somebody like martin scorsese, none of his movies were even appropriate for you to see. so you think he's just a guy you've heard of. >> i had seen "aviator." that's the only one. it's a little more appropriate. but going on set, he's legendary, but you didn't understand how much his work was profound and beautiful. by the time i finished the film, my mom allowed me to see "raging bull." well, i don't know if she actually knew i saw it. >> jimmy: if you're in an r-rated movie, are you allowed to see the mie? >> the first movie i did when i was five was r-rated. so, no. >> jimmy: you didn't see it?

>> not until i was seven. and even then she fast-forwarded through all the other parts. >> jimmy: did it scare you? >> no. i always laughed at myself. i don't know why. now i look at it in a third-person way. whenever i watch my own film, i have to criticize my own work, like, i could have done that better, that's a bad actress. >> jimmy: criticizing a 5-year-old? >> oh, you suck at that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you lived in london when you were making "dark shadows." >> i was basically in london for the last three years. >> jimmy: oh, you did? >> i did. >> jimmy: why didn't you pick up one of those fake london accents? like everybody seems to when they live over there. >> when i was filming "hugo," i got to play it off. >> jimmy: you were able to eliminate it as soon as you got home? >> well, no. i shot hugo in london for nine months. my whole family makes fun of me because wherever i go in the world, i pick up a random accent, then it becomes this weird american, british-y -- >> jimmy: you wind up sounding like madonna.

[ laughter ] she was a singer when i was your age. [ laughter and applause ] >> okay, okay. >> jimmy: congratulations on your success. you have some resume already. it's unbelievable. >> thank you. >> jimmy: are you planning to go to college? >> yeah, i want to go to columbia. >> jimmy: don't bother. just stay with your mom's class. that's fine. >> it will be easier. >> jimmy: chloë grace moretz! "dark shadows" opens in theaters friday. when we come back, music from b.o.b. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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like a piece by gershwin ♪ ♪ renaissance style tonight is picture perfect so smile and pack your bags real good, baby ♪ ♪ cause you'll be gone for a while, while, while girl tell me how you feel what your fantasy ♪ ♪ i see us on a beach down in mexico you can put your feet up be my senorita we ain't gotta rush ♪ you'll be in the high life soaking up the sunlight anything you want is yours ♪ ♪ i had you living life like you should you say you never had it so good ♪ ♪ la la-la la-la-la la- la-laaa you never had it so good la la-laaa suffering from first class cabin fever five hour layovers ♪ from norway to egypt i'm to the point like the pyramids of giza still lean to the left ♪ like the tower out in pisa i'm feeling single baby

i could use a feature swagger i'll get you a visa we can go to italy and maybe see the colosseum i'll be da vinci ♪ if you'll be my mona lisa so smile and pack your bags real good - baby cause you'll be gone ♪ for a while girl tell me how you feel what your fantasy i see us on a beach down in mexico ♪ ♪ you can put your feet up be my senorita we ain't gotta rush just take it slow ♪ ♪ you'll be in the high life soaking up the sunlight anything you want is yours i had you living life ♪ like you should you say you never had it so good la la-la la-la-la la la-laaa ♪ ♪ you never had it so good la la-la la-la-la la la-laaa you never had it so good well i been feeling ♪ singular how about let's make it plural spin the globe wherever it lands that's where we'll go ♪ ♪ we'll hit up europe yep and spend some euros and maybe visit berlin the walls with the murals ♪ ♪ this is your month baby sign of the virgo private reservations glasses full of

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>> jimmy: i want to thank kristen stewart, chloë grace moretz. apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. tomorrow night, johnny depp, casey wilson, and music from silversun pickups. "strange clouds" is out now. playing us off the air with "where are you," see the full performance at jimmykimmellive.com, once again, b.o.b! [ cheers and applause ]

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brag come on bob i thought you was better than that dog what happened to cloud nine ♪ ♪ and generation lost you were my idol just when i thought i give up on everything ♪ ♪ i heard you play this familiar melody melody melody i heard you play this ♪ ♪ familiar melody melody melody da da dum da da dum da da dum da da dum ♪ ♪ da da dum da da dum melody melody melody da da dum da da dum da da dum da da dum ♪ ♪ da da dum da da dum whatever happened to b-o-b he once was my favorite i swear to god that ♪ i had all of his mixtapes on my player he was hood but so different at the same time it was like a breath ♪ of fresh air every time he rhymed and everybody was on him and the world fell in love ♪ ♪ the girls, the money the lifestyle all the above i guess he's stopped giving a for all of his little ♪ people with your shades on we can't even see you