>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live! game night," presented by skype, with david spade and nba stars jeremy lin and roy hibbert. and now here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello, and welcome. i'm jimmy kimmel. no, you did not go unconscious and wake up after midnight. tonight we are in primetime, for the first of what could be up to seven "game night" specials. but let's hope not because i am very lazy. if you're watching from the eastern half of the country, the game is about to start. if you're watching in the west, it's over. if you're in central or mountain time, i think they're showing a

rerun of "george lopez" right now, so, hola. after a season that looked like it might not happen at all, the nba finals are upon us again tonight -- game one between the miami heat and the oklahoma city thunder, from chesapeake energy arena. here's an interesting tidbit -- this is the first nba finals series ever played between two teams with no "s" at the end of their names. usually it's the lakers, celtics, mavericks, pacers, spurs. it's plural. but this one is the heat and the thunder, or, as your dad will say it, the heats and the thunders. the first no-"s" finals in nba history. no "s," really. so, that's exciting. i always dreamed that this day would come. the heat are led by three-time mvp lebron james. the thunder have three-time scoring champion kevin durant. two warriors, but only one will walk away with a ring, unless they get gay-married, in which case they can share, at least. this is gonna be an interesting

series. did you know there's a three-pointer now? you get an extra point if you're far enough back. one of the best things about the nba is a lot of the players are on twitter. nba players tweet more than athletes from any other sport. that's a this afternoon. at t thee afternoon. at t thee of them wind up with ore favorites tonight, bhen had an even better idea. why read them when we can geta them for us and with that said, here now, with a tweet from kevin durant of the oklahoma city thunder, the "jimmy kimmel live!" children's choir. take it awy, k [ cheers and apuse ♪ we got company comes over ♪ would you kill you to put some pants on ♪ >> jimmy: no, i don't think it would. [ cheers and applause ] that seems like a request that shouldn't have to be made via tweet, doesn't it? the heat beat the celtics in

game seven on saturday to earn their spot in the finals after the game. an emotional lebron james had an intimate chat with celtics coach doc rivers. it was noisy on thourt they were able to u e mitha f1 o can make most of what they're saying out. >> i have to say, coach, you smell realy od rea fragrance? >> fancy nights by jessica simpson. >> fancy nights for jessica simpson and fancy nigcappl would you like to her live!" children's choir? [ cdppl this is -- here's a tweet from dirk nowitzki of the dalla ♪ it's as cold in the big "d" as it is in germany ♪ ♪ what the heck is going on ♪ been up since 5:00 ♪ jet lag is a beast workout time let's get it ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this covers a lot of ground in 140 characters. you know, there have been so

many amazing moments in the history of the nba. we felt this would be a good time to showcase some of those moments. the first -- one of the most unbelievable plays in the history of basketball. during the 1987 eastern conference finals, the celtics were playing the pistons. larry bird stole an inbound pass, threw it to dennis johnson, who made a last-second, game-winning shot. in a lot of ways, this play changed the game forever, but see if you notice some of lebrn that t end of this clip. >> here's a disparity in e call. they're gonna give the ball to detroit. bird steals it! johnson! layup, boston, one seco one second left, bird steals it and gives it to johnson at the buzzer. >> jimmy: that was -- [ applause ] they've been around for a long time. also a great moment in lip gloss. and one more thing - considering how

basketba about it. you have that song by kurtis blow, "playing at basketball." about it. so, tonight we invited one of the great the g to come up with a song. to come hiss tr a song. lebron james of the miami h ♪ ♪ whoo hoo hoo whoo ♪ ♪ lebron james whoo hoo hoo ♪ ♪ oh lebron james is great he makes cleveland irate ♪ ♪ he was born in ohio and that's where cleveland is ♪ ♪ ooh do you see the irony ♪ oh lebron, win a championship

it's all you have to do ♪ ♪ if only you stop choking at the finals you would be an indisputable success ♪ ♪ indisputable indisputable ♪ ♪ oh lebron please win for me >> jimmy: comes from the heart. that's the most important -- thank you, mike. tonight on the show, david spade is here, and we'll be right back with jeremy lin versus roy hibbert in a special nba player edition of the skype scavenger hunt. stick around. [ male announcer ] it's back again at red lobster, but not for long! your very own four course seafood feast for just $14.99.

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♪ ♪ i'm proud to be asian >> jimmy: well, me, too. [ cheers and applause ] that is a tweet from jeremy lin. welcome back. i'm metta world peace kimmel. tonight on the program, the always funny david spade is with us. tonight david is gonna take our three-point challenge out on hollywood boulevard. we're gonna give him one shot. if he makes it, everyone in the studio audience goes home with a valuable prize. he's not a big guy, but he's got a lot of spunk, so keep your fingers crossed. [ cheers and applause ] and then join us later tonight for a new show at our regular time, after "nightline." our guests will be martin short, cee lo green, and music from cee lo's band, goodie mob. so, join us then. from time to time, we play a game here on the show called the "skype scavenger hunt." we'll skype with people --

viewers of the show -- from their homes. things that-rune. so, tonight we thought it wou and joining us now, from the indiana pacers, by way of jamaica, nba all-star ry hello, roy. how are you, roy? >> i'm good. how are you? >> jimmy: you can hear wll? >> jimmy: i youtakn this competition seriously. >> oh, forget, you know, game one of the nba finals. this is the most important game of my life right here. >> jimmy: i like to hear i like to hear that. and you're opponent tohmay be the of 2fromiks hello, jeremy. [ cheers and applause ] >> hello. how are you? >> jimmy: from his home in palo alto. >> oh, it's goonow. it'od t you don't feel like it will com >> no, i think i'm ready for the change of directions and stuff hat scavt >> jimmy: excellent, thank you. right.

you see? these guys are professional athletes. they're competitive, no matter what the sport, and it's time now to play an nba edition of the "skype scavenger hunt. it's a simp your job ibin ack the camera as quickly ayu rhe camera as quickly ayu all right. >> yep. >> jimmy: round one goes to the player that can bring back something they still have from something you still have fr high school. and there they go. [ chuckles ] and they're off to scour their homes to find some -- oh! roy, uno. that looks like a fresh pack to me. roy brought back uno. jeremy, what do you have? >> i just brought back a trophy from high school. >> jimmy: roy, is that pack of uno cards really from high school? >> yeah. >> yeah, can you verify that? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it is? it is from high school?

i don't know if i believe that. no, roy is lying. we're gonna give that to jeremy, so jeremy... [ cheers and applause ] [ laughs ] roy, i hope you don't get into any serious trouble because you any seriion trouble because you [ laughter ] all right, youave chance here round two, the next challenge -- bring back a photograp of [ laughter ] roy is off to the races. oh, what does roy -- roy, hold that up to the camera so -- who are those people, roy? >> uh, my fiancee -- oop. that's her dad and my fiancee. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're getting married to an older man? [ laughter ] and let's see what jeremy has for us. jeremy, you hold up your picture. , re tght, there's some -- all wv evinheth now, 1-1. jeremy, congratulate roy. he's marrying an old man. [ laughter ] >> congratulations.

>> jimmy: all right, this is the tie breaker, your final challenge. bring back the most expensive item you can carry. the most expensive of t wins. all right. i always fig have -- [ laughs ] [ cheers and applause ] what's your dog's name, roy? >> nala. >> jimmy: what's his name? >> her name's nala, like "the lion king." >> jimmy: and what did she cost? >> uh, three gs. >> jimmy: okay, $3,000. [ laughs ] i'm guessing you're including shots and whatnot in there. i think -- and here comes jeremy. what does jeremy have for us? jeremy? ooh, it's a watch. how much was that watch, jeremy? >> uh, it was, uh -- [ chuckles ] $20. >> jimmy: all right. well, congratulations, roy. you are the winner. [ laughs ] roy hibbert is our winner. tell him what he wins, dicky. >> dicky: jimmy, for his superior efforts, roy wins a

copy of "keeping up with the kardashians," season three, on blu-ray. >> wow, what a great prize. thank you so much, fellas. best of luck next season. [ laughs ] that's roy hibbert and jeremy lin. thank you, fellas. we'll be right back with david spade. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live! game night" are brought to you by skype -- bringing people together whenever they are apart. for more information, go to skype.com. oh. [ laughs ] [ candle whistles ] [ cheeses gasp ] [ cheese #2 ] surprise. i am so good at this! [ male announcer ] we take the time for our cheese to mature before we bake it into every delicious cracker. because at cheez-it, real cheese matters.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. our guest tonight is a very funny man who has escaped from the set of "grown ups 2," with chris rock and adam sandler, to be here with us tonight because he cares about you people. please say hello to david spade. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ how's it going? >> ah! james, nice to see you. >> jimmy: thanks for coming. i know you're in the middle of shooting a movie right now. >> oh, it's crazy, jimmy. >> jimmy: with noted these tee shaquille o'neal, i understand, is in the film. >> shaquille o'neal is in the movie, and i don't -- i mean, everybody's tall to me, but he is like ridiculous, you know? like, i did a scene with him. and, you know, it's like "stuart

little." i sit in his hand, and he's like -- [ laughter ] he's playing rob schneider in this movie. >> jimmy: oh, he is? >> yeah, we're really gambling. it's like "avatar." i don't want to give it all away. >> jimmy: all right, well -- hey, you're shooting the movie in bos rht >> oh, yeah, u did timeah, u it's a lot of fun. we got to -- first day, chris rdi g bos cel >> jimmy: that'n. we got invited somehow. we ran down late, you k and we had courtside seats, which is great, bure c >> jimmy: how late wereu&> of dr >> jimmy: that's late. >> and all we heard was, like "look at these hot shots! hey, l.a. hot shots, is this how you do it in l.a.? you come in the third quarter?" and i'm like, "hey, guys. hey, guys." eepal.

>> jimmy: right, yeah. >> i'm doing fist bumps and making it rain and doing al that cool stuff. and they like that. and then we sit down there, right -- i mean, i can't believe how good they were 'cause we just sat right next to the game- we were starvw i go, "dude," 'ca [ bleep ]. i go, "hey, man, can you score pdo ooe food? h, "i and i go, "can you kind of maybe go snag us some?" he goes, "well, i'm the owner of the celtics." and i go, "oh, my god, aah. oh, so you're hooked up. so, maybe two cheeseburgers." like, i di wa dud so,d up god but, you kn for them because everyone knows -- >> jimmy: oh, yeah, well, you're then i'ma fa and then and then rock's from -- he' like, the knic it's fun. time.

and then it th a h and i'm like, "err." and i'm likehol, inthis happens. like spin on his fingersend it back, and i'm like -- got corn dog falling out. >> jimmy: that's the food you got from the owner of the team. well, that was karma that hit you in the face, is what happened. you in the face, is what happened. magazine. you know, a lot this one -- [ laughter ] that's you -- >> me and brad pitt, exactly. >> jimmy: -- and your brother, brad pitt. >> yeah. it's about time. [ applause ] recogn >> it'svbeenrt oflspine t out, but -- [ laughter ] they' bal they're like, and he's a cr things. appngs. >> jiur tt, the

ays and so -- it's funny 'cause he did "money doing our show at sony. so, i was soscar talo hiuse knewa shiloh, but -- just walking around the set. >> jimmy: right. >> they go, "oh, he's in there." i'm over here." and so i finally go talk to him, and i get over , in get over and then i probaphimd rahe d and then i -- so, i get overly cool. i'm like, "hey, man, how's, uh -- how's the fam? how's a-bomb doing?" [ laughter ] and he's like, "i'm sorry?" and i go, "a-train. she's cool, so -- ange? angie? nothing? angelina jolie, the woman you live with -- how is she?" and he's like, "oh, yeah, her& p>>joudishis met'm bhness >> oh, my god, ye >> ji his ha o

little more sculpted e. >longn't but that would take a -hou photo shoot to nail one. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i know you're doing some showsgas cf1 ovier, owsgas cf1 go back. i like it because -- first of all, it's funny becuse all,rie andunny becuse jims ve >> yeah, i mean, it's supposed to went away. but this table next to me is dudes, all pre-cheating at girls -- >> jimmy: what does that mean? >> well, they're about >jirhea, >> and when they get there, i hear them talking, and i go, pthiago t." and then a girl comes up. and they're all married, but the way they say they're married -- like, if you're the girl. ask me. i'm the guy. ask ls a le the guy. [ laughter ] and then i go like this. i go, "that wasn't a solid yes." and then the othermene. >> jimmy: how about rrie

>> am i married? um, yes. yes, i am. [ laughter ] and then the last guy. >> jimmy: how about you? are you married? >> yes! >> jimmy: well, at least they're being honest about it. >> he doesn't even hide it, yeah. and then he goes, "babe, i tell babe. i told those girls. they were being so weird. >> evepprally >> uh, yes and no. i -- [ laughter ] no, it's no and no. no, it's no and , yah >> jtt >> i play pop-a-shot at like houston's or dave &ster >> not good at that, but i will -- ox.l -- >> mmy:, wet'smght because we'rehord. alreay be's >> i'm here for you [ cheers anplau- >> jimmy: that's the basket. : wh cmeoks far away. adettemeoks far away.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're on hollywood boulevard with david spade. tonight his objective is to make a single three-point shot. if david is successful, everyone in our studio audience goes home with a fantastic prize. dicky, tell them again what they could win. >> dicky: it's an xbox 360 console, jimmy. xbox 360 is the only place to play the most anticipated game of the year, "halo 4." pre-order it from retailers, including the microsoft store. >> jimmy: however, david, if you do not make the shot, this audience gets nothing. they'll go home and tweet terrible things about you. >> i hope they keep the balloons. >> jimmy: do the "spinning on your finger" thing. let's see that. david is pretty gifted with a basketball. >> we can try that. >> jimmy: that's not bad. that's not easy to do. >> i did that. >> jimmy: all right, here we go.

>> i don't know. >> jimmy: it's time, the moment of truth. [ cheers and applause ] [ crowd ohhs ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness! >> pretty close. >> jimmy: well, let's take a bau it, came pretty clo you hit the out >> whoa! >>f au notj li the "oprah" show. i want to thank david. i to kn. i aptt join us at our regular tim after "nightline1 ow win see lo green, and music ood c >> oh > nowned game one of the nba finals here >> here we go! [ cheers and applause ] how fast is your internet?

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