tonight on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> hey, if you are watching the show from florida tonight, i hope you are at a safety answer from tropical storm debby. hard to take a storm named after snack cakes seriously, isn't it? >> katy perry. >> your parents get upset about the fact that you've become a sex symbol, all there's things -- >> i can't help it. they made me. it's natural. >> and alex pettyfer. >> concentrate now. don't let anything distract yo

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- katy perry. alex pettyfer. and music from the offspring. with cleto and the cletones. and now, prepare yourselves! here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. that's very nice. i appreciate that, thank you. all right. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of

the show. welcome. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] that's very kind of you. hey, if you're watching the show from florida tonight, i hope you're a safe distance from tropical storm debby. it's hard to take a storm named after snack cakes seriously, isn't it? [ laughter ] debby is a tropical storm/waffle house waitress. i liked debby when she was doing dallas, personally. [ laughter ] some areas of florida expected to get up to 25 inches of rain in the next two days. that's almost two feet, i think. [ laughter ] beach tropical storms are hardest on the weathermen. our abc affiliate assigned reporter trevor shirley to cover debby. i have to hand it to him. he handled an unfortunate situation very well. >> at this point, no evacuation orders. we heard of about evacuation

order -- at this point, there is no evacuation. >> jimmy: if i was the guy in the pickup truck, i don't think i'd ever stop laughing, right? [ laughter ] probably go around the block and try it one more time. meanwhile, elsewhere, the victory parade for the champions of the nba, the miami heat. the heat beat the -- [ booing ] >> jimmy: fans of the team? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they had the victory parade this morning. hundreds of thousands of people showed up to celebrate. there's dwyane wade with the trophy. the fans went nuts. look at the excitement there. they popped open bottles of ensure. there was wiggling and yes, some fighting. but nothing too serious. no one was happier than lebron james. not only did lebron win his first title, he was named finals mvp. lebron all of a sudden became a villain when he left cleveland. fans called him a traitor and a choker.

no one can argue with the fact that he's a winner. he got very emotional during the postgame press conference. and the fans who despised him got very emotional during their postgame press conference, too. >> tim, in the front, on the left? >> tim clark, associated press. what's your feelings, haters, about lebron's success. >> defer to you. >> i've been hating him all the time. obviously, this is not the outcome we were looking for. we were looking for a big choke or last-second air ball, but it didn't happen, unfortunately, so -- you know, we're just going to go forward and keep on hating lebron and, you know, hopefully he'll choke next year. >> over here, rob daley, "cleveland tribune." your primary criticism is that lebron couldn't get a ring and now he has it. how are you going to keep this going? >> well, that's a challenge for sure. remember, we're haters. we're just going to have to we're going to hate. we're just going to have to regroup in the off-season and hope the fundamentals are hating lebron. salaries, the whole cleveland thing. >> his hairline. >> more hateful than ever.

>> real hateful. >> lebron sucks. >> yeah. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good luck. never stop hating. some good news for the octomom, nadya suleman for a change. the octomom reportedly has a boyfriend. and why not? what's not to love about that little mommy machine. the boyfriend's name is frankie g. he's an amateur body builder. he looks like this. that's right. how he isn't on "jersey shore," i don't know. apparently, they've been dating a few months. i hope they're able to settle down and have kids eventually. what is this guy doing? she's 36. he's 23. there's got to be an easier way to get on tmz. i mean, there's -- [ laughter ] getting run over by lindsay lohan would be preferable, right? bad news for single ladies, the octomom now has a single boyfriend, now you officially

have no excuse. i mean, nothing. [ applause ] thank you. have any of you been following the euro cup soccer tournament? [ applause ] a lot of people have been watching, which difers from our usual american tradition of not watching soccer. italy plays england the other day. the game went to a shoot-out. it was 0-0. despite the lack of any goals. it was breathtaking. and now i'm happy to present to you the euro cup play of the day. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. [ cheers and applause ] watching that makes facebook seem productive.

elsewhere abroad, they are having a funny problem in pakistan. apparently, most of the pakistani police force is overweight. only 25% of the officers in the province of punjab were able to pass a fitness test. they say if they don't get their waist size down to a 38, they're going to be removed. i believe of the correct term for this gentleman is a fatty pakistani. i could watch this for hours. i will say, that video makes the fact that we snuck into pakistan and killed bin laden much less impressive to me. now i feel like i could have done it. [ cheers and applause ] the new world's ugliest dog has been crowned. this is a contest they hold every year in petaluma, california. the winner for 2012, a chinese crested dog named muggily. that is muggily. i don't know if he's ugly or suicidal about his costume situation. the chinese crested dogs always win.

they are to ugly dog contests what kenyans are to marathons. [ laughter ] you know, it's funny. in that picture, muggily is very ugly, but his facebook picture is a lot more flattering. never trust the facebook photos. the romney and obama campaigns are busy raising money. the president has an interesting new fund-raising idea. it's called the obama event register. if you're a supporter, you tell your loved ones instead of giving you a gift for your birthday, wedding, anniversary, whatever, you'd like them to donate money to the obama campaign. which is a great way for cheap people to lie to you about getting you a present. on the website it says, quote, a campaign donation goes a lot further than a gravy bowl. [ laughter ] not if you like gravy, it doesn't? without a gravy bowl, where else am i going to keep my -- gravy? [ applause ] but the campaign really wants this idea to take off and in fact, they are even running ads to help raise money so they

could presumably run more ads. >> for your next celebration, sign up for the obama event registry. in lieu of gifts, your well-wishers can donate to the obama campaign in your honor. you'll get a parchment certificate that's suitable for framing, symbolizing your support for a cause that is important to you. re-electing president obama. >> this sucks! >> theregistry. it's a gift we can all approa apprecia appreciate. >> i'm barack obama and i approve these gifts. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and one more thing for you before we move on with the program tonight, an offering from my cousin sal. in the wake of the nba finals, we sent my cousin sal to university city walk here in los angeles with some hidden cameras, with one of those basketball games that you see at carnivals, a truckload of

stuffed animals and a head full of weird ideas. ♪ >> who wants to win some very flammable stuffed animals? make it in, get a prize. [ sneeze ] [ laughter ] hey, come on in, free shot for a prize. i'll give you a free one. you kids like stuffed animals? >> yes. >> you do? this is your lucky day. what's your name? tristan, throw it up there. you are going to win a stuffed animal, i promise you. ready? you are getting closer. think about it. oh, yeah! everybody, good job, stay right here, you win a stuffed animal. this is going to be your favorite stuffed animal, it's a stuffed turkey. this you go. >> whoa! >> yes, yes! it's all yours, what are you going to name it? oh. all right. you want a big one, small one?

>> can i play? >> yeah, sure, play, yeah. oh. take another one. take another one. oh. >> i made one. >> you didn't make anything. >> yes, i did. i made one. >> you didn't make that shot. did she make it? >> yeah, i made it. >> i made it. i made it. >> put it back. there's three people watching. they know. >> did you see me make it? >> nobody saw it. come on, be honest. back me up, guys. come on. >> back me up guys. >> you take two shots and make one -- >> i did it already. [ bleep ], come on, my diabetes -- >> come on. come on. that's enough. the guy in the dodgers hat did it. >> yeah, he didn't do it.

you see what he did to me? >> you guys work it out? >> i'm going to work it out. >> i'll give you three seconds. >> to go over there and say you're sorry. >> hey, bro, listen to my dad -- >> i said i'm sorry. >> no, you're not saying it good enough. [ bleep ]. >> stop talking so i can say it. >> do it right. >> what's happening? all right. >> if i make one -- >> here's the thing. if i make it and i'm squirting you with the water gun, you get the big prize, okay? if you miss it, your boy band has to play at my cousin's bar mitzvah, you got it? here we go bulls, ready, go. come on. straighten up. go ahead. missed it. bulls are out. go, shoot. that's a miss. concentrate now. don't let anything distract you. oh. so close.

that's it, guys. game over, california got a drought. i can't keep doing this. thanks for playing. all right. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, cousin sal. oh -- you can't -- guillermo, get him out of leer! [ applause ] take him away. all right. we got a good show for you tonight. from the new movie "magic mike," alex pettyfer is here. we'll have music from the offspring. and we'll be right back with katy perry, so stick around. ♪ ♪

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zoe kazan will be here and we will have music from katy perry out on hollywood boulevard. we're putting a big show on out there. and later this week, we'll be joined by matt leblanc, howie mandel, selma blair. from the nba champion miami heat who are very popular in this room, chris bosh will be here. and on wednesday and thursday, music from linkin park. so watch us with that. our first guest tonight is, and this is unbelievable, tied with michael jackson for the most number one singles from one album. she had five. and now she has one new performance documentary "katy perry: part of me," which opens in theaters july 5th, in 3d. please say hello to katy perry. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> my biggest fan right there.

>> jimmy: yeah, you see that. people won a contest and they got to come see you in california, and they appear to have no idea who you are. [ laughter ] >> you know what, it still makes you a winner. that's okay, you'll know tomorrow. >> jimmy: tomorrow, you are gaining fans. your hair is purple. i like that. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i wish i could have purple hair. [ cheers and applause ] how do you do that? >> i squeezed the purple te teletubbie all over my head. >> jimmy: you go out in the rain? >> i go out, yeah. >> jimmy: do you get any time off? because it seems like with the movie you're working all the time. even when you're relaxing you're on camera. >> i'm almost done with everything, i just did a big tour which is what the movie shows behind the scenes. 124 dates. so that was kind of exhausting but i made it through. >> jimmy: 124. [ cheers and applause ] you have to pretend you loved every one of them.

>> i did love 120 of them. >> jimmy: what were the four bad ones? do you remember? >> one of the bad ones, but i actually went on stage was right before brazil, it was a very difficult moment. i was like, so exhausted, i had been flying around the world and you see, kind of, me not knowing whether i should go on stage but it's the biggest show of my whole tour, over 20,000 people. so, i couldn't let them down and all their babysitters. >> jimmy: plus, when we hear a performer is exhausted, we think they're on drugs. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you can never use the word exhausted. >> not at all. but we do get tired because we are still human, unfortunately. >> jimmy: will you go on a vacation or anything like that? >> as of august 1st, i don't have one thing planned, because i shouldn't tell anybody that. my friends are going to call and say, hey, do you want to do lunch? yeah, i'll do lunch. >> jimmy: you'll have 30 lunches in one week. you'll weigh 500 pounds by the end of the summer. >> thing i did when i was a kid which a lot of people have done.

they play with a globe and close their eyes and see where their finger ends up. i want to do that adult version and actually go there. >> jimmy: really? >> just, spin it, put my finger, oh, uganda -- [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: how far will you take it? guillermo, do we got a globe back there? >> i'll go get one. >> jimmy: you know what a globe is? >> yeah, yeah. >> you're so rude. >> jimmy: what? he likes to have stuff to do. >> he can understand you fully. >> jimmy: what? oh, believe me. he has no idea. he's going to go out there and ask somebody what a globe is. [ laughter ] will you really do it, though? because, i have to tell you, i've also had that inclination and i've done it with an almanac or something like that, and then i go, no, no, no way i'm going to do that. will you really do it? >> i will. i want these life adventures and experiences that are nonrelated to work and so i can come back after i've done that and hopefully make another good record.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: if you do it, i admire that. i just personally am not courageous enough. >> i'm courageous where i'm planning a wilderness adventure when you go out for the weekend and learn how to hunt and gather and make fire -- >> jimmy: really? will you kill animals? >> no, just hoping my life doesn't turn into a movie like "into the wild." [ cheers and applause ] >> it's right here. >> jimmy: all right. you know what? if you want to do this now -- >> ready? >> jimmy: let's do it. you're going to go ahead and spin is this thing. now, you can see what's going on. if you spin it fast enough, it won't be cheating. >> will you hold it on the bottom so it doesn't fall off? >> jimmy: i'll be happy to do that. >> please god, not russia. [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: where is it? >> back to brazil! >> jimmy: brazil, that's a good one. >> i'll go there. >> jimmy: wow, i think you wound up in the ocean. >> i did wind up in the ocean -- >> well, it's south america. by argentina. >> jimmy: what is this clipperton? it's an island. it's where the clippers live in the off-season. [ laughter ] all right. that's exciting. clipperton, it is. your family is part of the documentary. you have a very interesting family. you grew up in a very sheltered environment. i think most people who know about you know that. these people don't know it. [ laughter ] >> yes, my parents are traveling ministers, they are a bit pentecostal, born-again christians. and i was raised in church, i was raised singing in church. >> jimmy: singing in church. were you allowed to watch tv or anything like that?

>> no, i wasn't allowed to watch much tv and it was very censored. though my mother put her birthday as the code, 1947, and every time she would leave -- >> jimmy: so your parents had tv for them but not for the kids? >> yeah, funny. >> jimmy: oh, huh. how about that? >> see them tomorrow and ask them the same question. >> jimmy: my parents wouldn't get me cable and i called child protective services on them. [ laughter ] >> yeah, it was really strange. i wasn't allowed, to, eat, like, deviled eggs, because they were called deviled eggs. i had to call them angel eggs. get this, i wasn't allowed to watch "the smurfs." now i'm smurfette. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> i really know how to stick it to 'em, hey. >> jimmy: they must be horrified? >> horrified. >> jimmy: are they coming to the premiere? >> my 91-year-old grandma, who is just hilarious, is going to be here tomorrow, as well.

>> jimmy: did she like this sort of thing? >> well, she doesn't acknowledge that i'm actually famous. she doesn't care. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, but she's proud of me, but she's just so full of sass. she has seen it all. >> jimmy: she lives in las vegas. >> she lives in las vegas and a hootenanny. >> jimmy: she is? all right. all right. do you think she'll pretend she had fun tomorrow, or -- >> i don't know if she can be bothered, honestly. >> jimmy: we're going to take a quick break. katy perry is with us. we'll be right back. hi there.

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me," it comes out july 5th. >> i don't know if i would want to eat with cats, or pull hairs out of my tea, for that matter. that was in japan, right? >> it was in japan, because we always try to do really fun things in between shows. >> jimmy: and that was one of them? >> that was one of them. i'm obsessed with japanese people. >> jimmy: you are? >> yeah -- >> jimmy: in a good way? >> yeah, totally obsessed. and they're so wonderful as human beings. my sister in the film you see, she's like the angelic figure, very perfect and sweet. really, she's sinned maybe once in her life. that one sin had her kicked out and moved to arizona because she stole a brown panty set from macy's. she had to two and live with another family. so, my parents had an extra room -- >> jimmy: your parents banished her from the house? >> they sent her to another school type thing. >> jimmy: in another state? wow. >> yeah. and we had an extra room in our

house so therefore we had exchange students from japan come and live with us at our house and i was just like -- you're, like, everything is hello kitty and it's perfect and clean and you eat with sticks. it was so incredible watching them as a culture. so now i've been obsessed ever since. >> jimmy: did you try to eat with the chop sticks? >> i still have -- they bring you a housewarming gift and they are very polite. they brought me these hello kitty chopsticks. i still haven't opened them. i was like 13. i just -- i will always forever have them. >> jimmy: do you keep in touch with these people? >> no. >> jimmy: you don't? [ laughter ] >> i was just too young. i found their clothes. and i -- they were very weirded out. it was like, you're so cute, all your little outfits, can i borrow one? >> jimmy: they're probably telling the story over in japan, yeah, we lived with this girl. and she wanted to wear our clothes. it was very strange. >> i'm so obsessed with you, i want to skin you and wear you. >> jimmy: how long was your

sister banished from the home? >> it was only a couple months. she doesn't like me telling you this on tv. she's a good girl. she's the oldest child. she's kind of like my warden. i'm the one that's doing all the sinning. >> jimmy: she's the one that keeps an eye on you? >> she does. >> jimmy: do your parents get upset with the fact that you've become a sex symbol? >> i can't help it. they made me, really, naturally. [ cheers and applause ] i was just using what the lord gave me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that is true. that's entirely true. >> my parents, god bless them, i have pushed them to the limit, i'm sure. they're very supportive. but i do know, reality is, they probably only line nine out of the ten songs. >> jimmy: i got you. >> i poke fun at my mom in one of the scenes. hey, mom, what's your favorite song, "i kissed a girl?" and she's like, no. >> jimmy: mom's not big on the lesbian stuff? >> no.

>> jimmy: that's surprising. >> she doesn't have that visual for her child. >> jimmy: did they let you listen to pop music when you were a kid? >> they did not like me to listen to secular music at all. i barely discovered madonna. i didn't know anyone really. i'm still, like, to this day, i don't know certain songs when i'm out. all the old hip hop stuff, when tupac was the hologram, i was like -- i didn't really know it. but i didn't want to be left out of the tupac hologram. >> jimmy: i don't know but he's terrific. >> i don't know who this guy is. >> jimmy: do you think, when you have kids, assuming you want to, will you do the same thing? >> my ovaries are frozen for a while. >> jimmy: we weren't allowed to have trix or sugared cereals. when i went to a friend's, my grandmother's house, i would eat them like -- >> you pick out the marshmallows and put them in a bowl. just eat those. >> jimmy: i ordered only the

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>> jimmy: mongolia, i'm going to mongolia, everybody. still to come, the offspring will be with us. our next guest is a talented young actor who co-stars with matthew mcconaughey and channing tatum in what just might be the best male stripper movie ever made, steven soderbergh's "magic mike." >> i hope you can dance.

>> come on! [ cheers and applause ] >> just start taking your clothes off. walk out there. look out. just start. yeah, go. ♪ >> jimmy: oh, my. "magic mike" opens in theaters friday. please welcome to the main stage, alex pettyfer. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: now, first of all, welcome. i'm not an expert on the subject, but it seems like you were a little bit reluctant when it came to stripping there in that clip? >> really?

>> jimmy: yes. >> just a little. >> jimmy: you did a great job in the movie, by the way. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: i really believed you as a stripper. >> you did? >> jimmy: kind of. >> i decided that channing went from stripping to acting, i'm going to go from acting to stripping. >> jimmy: i don't know if people know that, this movie is loosely based on channing tatum's real life experiences for money. so, did he help you, did he indoctrinate you into the world of male stripping? >> i had no experience with dance whatsoever, and i think i questioned him on a few things about dance. but the world of male stripping, i actually experienced because i went to a male strip club. >> jimmy: you did. which one. >> in florida. and hollywood men. and, as a male -- >> jimmy: who did you go with? >> this is really sad. matthew and channing went together. a few of the other guys went together. i went on my own. [ laughter ] probably not the best thing.

>> jimmy: really? >> yeah. and so -- i went in and, thinking that i would have my hands in my head, you know, whatever, yeah. i went in, and i think it was one of the most funniest experiences i've ever had. >> jimmy: really. >> it's more of a comical show. >> jimmy: to you. but to the women, they're going crazy. like they have rabies. >> out of all the guys in the strip clubs, there's one stripper who beats them all. >> jimmy: beats them? >> beats them all. >> jimmy: oh, my god. that's horrible. >> he's better. mcconaughey. >> jimmy: mcconaughey? >> mcconaughey is the dirtiest stripper you'd ever see. >> jimmy: is that right? there's a scene in the movie where he is teaching your character how to strip -- >> yes. >> jimmy: and it's really -- what are you wearing in that scene? >> i'm wearing bottoms or pants as you call them. he's wearing spandex and a little tube top. [ laughter ] and i can promise you that i'm

probably one of the only men that has been thrusted from behind my mcconaughey. >> jimmy: you don't know what goes on in his personal life. so -- did you practice for this? is this something that you, like, had to actually -- like, in that scene, that was your first time doing it ever, right? >> yeah, the scene that you see is actually the first time i'd actually ever been out on stage. >> jimmy: not just your character's first time -- >> mine. i'm terrified of getting in front of people and doing that kind of -- >> jimmy: are you a good dancer? >> i'm a terrible dancer. >> jimmy: okay, so, did you have to audition? when you -- or did they just say, hey, come do this role or, do they said, "we want to see you dance?" >> i was on holiday. >> jimmy: hold on one second. "holiday" is an english term for vacation. [ laughter ] i'll translate if there's anything. >> thank you. i was on vacation, and i got a call from steven soderbergh.

and i didn't quite believe it at first. he sent me a treatment, is that a correct tomorrow nothier term. and i read an explanation on what this movie is. i called him back, i said, hey, steven, are you making a movie about male strippers. he's very straight, he's like, yes. then he hangs up. and then, like, two months later, i'm in the fitting room and i'm wearing a throng and it becomes reality. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: but with the director like steven soderbergh, it doesn't matter. what topic would you have said no to? is there one? i mean -- anything that he could have told you that you would have say, no, i'm not going to do this? >> he's one of the people on my bucket list of directors that i've always wanted to work with. i think he's a true genius. not many men -- not many directors, i think, could have made "magic mike" an interesting

story on top of a fun comedy. >> jimmy: it is an interesting story. did you base any of your characters on any of the strippers you met over at hollywood men over there? [ laughter ] did you take things from them and kind of -- did they know you're evaluating them -- >> oh, i took a lot. >> jimmy: you did. >> i heard you worked valet at a strip club. >> jimmy: i did. at a male strip club, yeah. >> channing told me. >> jimmy: i did, yes. i worked outside a male strip club. >> so, i decided that i was act chuflly going to try to figure out if we could go together to a male strip club. i was going to teach you. >> jimmy: no, we can't. >> i'm going to teach you. and i got you a thong. >> jimmy: thank you. this is male underpants? what purpose does this even serve? >> well, i -- >> jimmy: i see you're in the military.

>> i suspected that you're quite a large man. >> jimmy: no, not really. in the stomach, yeah. no, i think we would just make people vomit -- well, i would, anyway. thank you, i'll treasure this. >> you're welcome. >> jimmy: hey, if you want to spin the globe and see where you go on vacation? >> sure. >> jimmy: let's to it. where the hell is that? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: oh, it's alaska. you're going to alaska, congratulations! [ cheers and applause ] congratulations on the movie. it came out great. and i know a lot of people might go -- guys, especially, "i'm not going to go see a male stripper movie," that's not exactly what it is. it's called "magic mike." it opens on thursday. alex pettyfer, everybody. we'll be back with offspring. ♪

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♪ ♪ ♪ run to the light it won't save you tonight all our yesterdays are pictures lost in time ♪ ♪ never enough towers crumble to dust looking back on the moments of our lives ♪ ♪ all your anger all your hurt

doesn't matter in the end those days go by ♪ ♪ and we all start again what you had and what you lost ♪ ♪ they're all memories in the wind those days go by and we all start again ♪ ♪ stars still burn bright seasons change overnight as we find our way the times they come and go ♪ ♪ look back in love a new day rises above with a wind that comes to carry you back home ♪ ♪ all your anger all your hurt

doesn't matter in the end ♪ ♪ those days go by and we all start again what you had and what you lost ♪ ♪ they're all memories in the wind those days go by and we all start again ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ oh oh oh ♪ oh oh oh ♪ ahh days go by all your anger all your hurt ♪ ♪ doesn't matter in the end those days go by

and we all start again ♪ ♪ what you had and what you lost they're all memories in the wind ♪ ♪ those days go by and we all start again what you had and what you lost ♪ ♪ what you had and what you lost those days go by ♪ ♪ those days go by >> jimmy: i want to thank katy perry, alex pettyfer, i want to apologize for matt damon, we ran out of time. is tomorrow night,