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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- bryan cranston. larry king. and music from zac brown band. with cleto and the cletones. you a now, not only that, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. that's very nice, thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host.

thank you for watching. thank you for coming here tonight. and summering with us. well, i have to say, i'm -- [ cheers and applause ] i'm glad you're enthusiastic. you picked a great night to be here. we have music from zac brown band. we have, in my opinion, the best show on tv right now, bryan cranston. promoting his -- [ applause ] he's got a family-owned car wash in new mexico he wants to talk about. i'm nervous, because i don't know if we're getting nice bryan cranston or evil bryan cranston. also tonight, the one and only larry king is here with us. [ cheers and applause ] larry has a new talk show appearing tomorrow on hulu. it was either that or wander on the beach with a metal detector. i'd like to be there when they pitch larry on this hulu. u want me to do a show on a hula-hoop? i also want to ask larry about his trip to comic-con this

weekend. for some reason, he was there over the weekend. bryan cranston was at comic-con. you know, there's always a lot of great costumes at comic-con. but you know what there's even not more of? not great costumes. [ laughter ] a reporter for san diego 6 news was outside the convention sent earl where she was fortunate enough to meet a real life bart simpson. >> how long did it take you to make that. >> it didn't take too long. almost like two weeks. so, yeah, not awhile. >> and you do have some bart simpson sayings that just roll right off your tongue? >> eat my shorts. >> jimmy: cowabunga, dude. that's -- [ laughter ] he also does an incredible chief wiggum. you have to hear it. on the other side of the country this weekend, nadya suleman, the octo-mom, made her strip club debut at the playhouse gentlemen club. [ laughter ] i can see you're excited. in allendale, florida. it had much more impact on the state of florida than anyone anticipated. it actually caused it to shrivel

up. [ applause ] >> jimmy: you know, two strip clubs -- two strip clubs have been battling over the rights to the octo-mom's first stripping gig, which, kind of like fighting over the middle seat for a 14-hour flight to japan or something. somewhere in the neighborhood of 400 people showed up to see the octo-mom take her clothes off. those in attendance described it like "show girls" meet "raiders of the lost ark" where the faces melt off? they also charged $10 for autographs. $25 for pictures and $200 for private dances. that's right, for $200, you could have four extremely uncomfortable minutes with the octo-m octo-mom. for those of us who couldn't make it, someone was there to take pictures. this was from the first dance of the night. dressed as a dominatrix.

the crowd threw wads of dollar bills, not because they were enjoying it, but they were trying to cover her up and that's all they had. this picture was from the second routine. she was dressed like a naughty schoolgirl. let's just play a little game i made up called how many things are wrong with this picture. number one, the polka dot wonder bra on the stage. number two, general lack of enthusiasm from this guy. looks like he's in a police lineup. and this woman, who is cheque messages on her cell phone. third, we have this guy who might be taking a snap while a woman clings to him like a koala bear. number four, we've got a bottle of windex to clean up god knows what. and, of course, number five, the topless mother of 14 in pig tails, bending over for -- [ cheers and applause ] by the way, those same dollar

bills could very well end up under her kids' pillows for tooth fairy money. [ laughter ] it was -- it was quite a scene. and where as most people would probably pay not to see the octo-mom strip, this was a big event in florida, where it was the top story on the local news. >> nadya suleman, the octo-mom, was in florida for a much-hyped strip club performance. people came out to see the mother of 14 disrobe to the music of rihanna. after the performance, reaction from club patrons was mixed. >> my eyes! it's horrible! it's horrible! [ applause ] >> jimmy: meanwhile, in -- in illinois, the john deere classic golf tournament this weekend. this was from round three on saturday. golfer chris dimarco came up

a little short on the 16th hole and the come men tail or the used a colorful term to describe it. >> short par 3, this is chris dimarco. don't discount this man. right in the middle. just a wiener length short. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: tiger woods really has changed the game permanently. speaking of wieners, disgraced former new york congressman anthony weiner is reportedly considering another run for office. anthony weiner accidentally tweeted a picture of himself to a woman. they say he may run for mayor of new york in 2013.

the "new york post" says he's seriously considering it. apparently, there are a few more wiener jokes that haven't been written yet, and he'd like to give us a chance to crank them out. so, thank you. [ applause ] it's another -- another notable item from new york. in september, in new york city, cab fares are going up. last week, the new york city taxi and cab association voted to raise fares by 17%, which people tlant happy about. the woman you're about to see could well be one of those unhappy people. but i'm not entirely sure. hillary whittier was reporting on the fare hike when this happened. >> the last hike was in 2005. people are saying it could be about time for another one. the decision -- excuse me, i'm online. that decision will be made at 10:00. we're live in columbus circle. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm not sure i agree with her delivery message, but she makes an excellent point. let's slow that down and watch

it again and see if we can figure out what she was saying there. [ woman speaking ] >> jimmy: oh -- that's what she was saying. i guess it missed it the first time. more big news this week from the set of "american idol." on thursday, you probably heard, steven tyler is not returning. then, on friday, jennifer lopez said she's leaving, too. said she's going to leave the show to pursue her true passion, which is maritime accounting. bookkeeping for small fishing boats. no. there have been a lot of judges on "american idol." it's like celebry ti rrity inju. the show isn't sure who they'll get to replace lopez. ryan seacrest thought he came up with a good solution. but the producers had to explain that he can't host the show and be two judges at the same time. he must go nuts when people quit

jobs, right? just do them all, what's wrong with you? now with two judges jumping ship, everybody is wondering what randy jackson will do. randy's been there since day one. that was ten years ago. maybe he wants a change. i don't know, there's somebody who does know, he happens to work here at the show. here now with the latest, our entertainment insider guillermo, with the randy report. >> hi, i'm guillermo with the latest on randy jackson. randy jackson is not going anywhere. back to you in hollywood! [ applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, guillermo. not going anywhere. don't worry. i do feel bad for -- he must be having abandonment issues. first simon left, then, what, paula left, kara kara, ellen, nw steven and j. lo. is it possible that he smells? maybe they shouldn't bother to hire for judges. maybe randy is enough.

he's the only one that gave any kind of an opinion at all last year. i wonder if it will work with just him? ♪ how am i supposed to live without you ♪ ♪ now that i've been loving you so long ♪ >> i am really impressed and shocked. randy. >> yes. you got it! welcome to hollywood! >> jimmy: i say try it. i think it will work. [ applause ] i'm sure the "american idol" producers have plenty of ideas as to who they would like to replace ja lo j.lo and randy. i would like to nominate flavor flav. flav was on a flight and he took address his fellow passengers.

>> right about now, we are on our final decent, you know what i'm saying? let's give a hand to our flight attendants right now for taking good care of us up here. [ applause ] this is how we do it. check this out, also, just to let y'all know that i still have a restaurant, it's called flavor flav house of flavor. we've got potato salad, coleslaw and waffles, yeah. one time. let me hear you say flavor flav! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that had to be like -- there had to be at least two old white people on the plane who thought they were being hijacked, right? [ laughter ] this is interesting, psychologists have said for the first time since i.q. testing began 100 years ago, women have better scores than men.

and those numbers including snooki and j-woww. that's -- women are now outscoring men on i.q. tests. we're still better at quoting "cad "caddyshack" and urinating outdoors. dr. james flynn says one possible explanation for this is that women's lives have become more demanding because they have to juggle their careers and raise families. another possible explanation is, they're not constantly distracted by boobs. [ applause ] so, now women have us beat in the i.q. department. why do i get the feeling this is not the last we'll hear about this? [ laughter ] this is a good one. i see a lot of weird youtube videos. but this one is unique. this is a video of a bushman in australia demonstrating the technique he uses to catch a kangaroo. guillermo, how would you catch a kangaroo? if you had to catch one? >> with a lasso.

>> jimmy: with a lasso. lasso. well, here's how they do it in the bush. >> how to catch a kangaroo. first, you have to find one in the bush. here's one now. and you get your shopping bag. and you put it over the kangaroo and it will fall in like that. and there you have a kangaroo. [ applause ] >> jimmy: the kangaroo just gave up. by the way, where are bushmen getting reasonable shopping bags? is there a trader joe's in the area? [ laughter ] and, you know, you can find millions of strange videos on youtube. but you can find legitimate stuff, too. in fact, there's a new study that says youtube is a major

resource now. the pew research center has a project for excellence in journalism. they found that more and more people go to youtube to watch coverage of news. most people don't realize that youtube has their own dedicated news channels. but they do, and i have to say, they actually do a pretty good job with it. >> youtube news tonight, with hal markson. >> good evening, monday, july 16th, 2012. a clam licked some salt off a table and it was awesome. brian marsh has the story. >> reporter: it was a clam not unlike any other clam. the clam was on the table. there was salt on the table an what happened next with amaze you. at first, the clam appears motionless and suddenly what appears an enormous tongue that comes out from the clam and licks the salt. then it does it again. since the posting of this, numerous commenters have confirmed that, quote, it was awesome when that clam licked that salt off that table. that's the sentiment shared by

trevor duvall. >> i was like, whoa, that clam is totally licking that salt. pretty awesome. >> reporter: at this point, the awesome clam licking the salt video has been viewed over 17,000 times. a number that's only likely to increase. brian marsh reporting. >> thank you, brian. when youtube news returns, we turn to china. look at this ridiculous chinese man. details, when we come back. [ applause ] >> jimmy: see, i told you. hey, we have a good show for you tonight. larry king is here. we have music from zac brown band. and we'll be right back with bryan cranston, so stick around.

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>> jimmy: hi there. welcome back. tonight on the show, a broadcasting legend who has a new show premiering tomorrow on hulu. it's called "larry king now." larry king is with us. and then, with music from their new album, "uncaged," zac brown

band from the bud light outdoor stage. tomorrow nht, we'll be joined by russell brand, olivia munn, and we'll have music from matisyahu. and on -- charlie sheen will be here on -- what, wednesday, is he going to be here? we'll figure it out. snooki is going to be here that night too. that will be weird. and kate beckinsale, we'll have music from rubble bucket, joe co cocker and huey lewis together, so, set your dvd-vcrs for that. our first guest tonight is the very best kind of tv chef. his specialty is methamphetamines. he plays high school teacher-turned-crime lord walter white on one of the best shows on tv ever. watch "breaking bad" sunday nights at 10:00 on amc. please welcome bryan cranston. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> great to be here.

i'm very excited. later on, i hear you have the larry king band playing. >> jimmy: the larry kings will be here. >> very exciting bad. i have all their albums. >> jimmy: when he gets on the jug and the washboard, forget about it. >> you're on the air. >> jimmy: did you talk to larry? >> i haven't had a chance to talk to larry. i look forward to it. >> jimmy: you had big ratings on "breaking bad." >> was that the ratings music? thank you very much. >> jimmy: i have to say, i think there's a reason for that. besides the show's a great show. i think, for me, i like to yell at people if they are not watching the show. do you watch "breaking bad?" if they say no, are you kidding me? i keep saying, you've got to watch it, over and over again. they're like, all right. i'll watch it already. i think people are doing that all over the country. >> yes, it's gotten a lot of hits from -- on the internet and everybody is watching it. you know, people have a tendency not to go to something that's in

its fifth season, if they haven't started. i say, watch the first episode and then you'll know if it's for you. and then you'll know if you're a sick, sick person and you like the show. >> jimmy: your character, walter white, is a bad guy. i mean, he kills people, he does all these things -- [ laughter ] and yet -- he makes drugs. i think of him as a good guy. no matter what he does on the show, whether it be poisoning a child or, just horrible things, i still root for him and i still think he's the hero of the show. >> thank you, thank you. that says a lot about you. [ laughter ] it really does. >> jimmy: that what you want? or do you want us to not like him? >> you know, i think what's so fun about the show is that it respects the audience's opinion, no matter what it is. at the beginning, he was very sympathetic. this poor guy has a special needs son. he's a chemistry teacher. he has apathetic students. >> jimmy: cancer. >> he's got cancer. he's going to die in two years.

this poor guy has been dealt a bad hand. then he decides he's going to cook crystal meth, become a drug dealer for the last year of his life, give the money to his family and die. that's was it. and that was the sympathy that people hooked onto. now, we've gone to the dark side and we've taken other people with us. >> jimmy: i think the only person i ever felt that way about was tony soprano. because he's a terrible guy, but you're still rooting for him and hoping he doesn't get killed and every week you feel the same way. >> i know, it's interesting. >> jimmy: i was thinking about this, when you were on "malcolm in the middle" -- >> i killed a lot of people there, too. nobody knew about it. i was killing people all the time. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you were nominated for an emmy three times on that show. you did not win. this show, you've been nominated three times. you won every single time. you won every -- [ cheers and applause ] you're the same guy, you're the same actor.

you had good material, obviously, in both shows. is it -- do people just respond more to bad guys and to drama like that? >> i think perhaps it is. because, you look at the history of the oscars, and really solid comedies never really got the respect that the dramas have, when it comes down to best picture, best actor, that sort of thing. and, boy, had i known that i would get this kind of attention, i would have gone bad years ago. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: your co-star, aaron paul, he's on twitter. and he did something that was fun, i thought. tell the story. i'll let you. >> we were working in albuquerque, new mexico, just outside of this place that we're working, kind of a warehouse place, is a pay phone. now, first, who seems a pay phone anymore? there's a single pay phone right on the sidewalk. and i thought it was a prop, so did he. went over, like, oh, this is real. so, he tweeted that he was going to be at this pay phone for the next ten minutes. call him. and he got call after call.

he got a call from australia, the philippines, england, boise, idaho, he got a call from. >> he got a call from everywhere. as soon as he hung up, boom, another call. and he would answer it in his customary character of yo, bitch! [ laughter ] and i'm walking past and he's waving me over and i come over, talk to them, talk to them. i got on and i said, this is walter white, you're taking my associate away from his duties. i'm going to come over to pay you a visit unless you hang up right now. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and what -- >> they're screaming. they're screaming. they can't believe it. but he's done that several times. >> jimmy: wow. what was your first, like, real acting job? >> well, i was working as a background artist. an extra in hollywood in 1978 and 1979. and just learning the ropes, you know?

and i did this one television movie back when they were making those, called "to race the wind." and it stars steve guttenberg. >> jimmy: excellent. >> excellent choice. nice guy. and he plays a blind kid who goes to college -- >> jimmy: awesome. >> right. and he's in a fraternity. and there's a fraternity football game. >> jimmy: wait a minute, he's playing football blind? >> as one would do, you always play football if you're blind, jimmy, come on, you know that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: was he a wide receiver? what position would he be playing? >> he's running around. don't tell him. just let him go. and the idea was, i was holding a football and watching how they're setting up the shot and learning by being on the set. and the director was a guy named walter gromman. and walter would take banaca and suck it out and toss it. he was like, whoa, okay! and he looked over at me, he was

like, we have to have a quarterback who takes the ball, it bounces off somebody's else, lands in steve's hands and it's a touchdown for the other team. he points to me. i did that thing, oh, me? he says, yeah. come over here. now, the scene takes place, you're in a new england town. very new england. he says, ever play football? yeah. have you quarterbacked? yes. are you any good? yeah. all lies. he says, okay, you're going to say hike, you're going to take the ball and throw the ball and we'll take care of the rest. ready? we set down, roll the cameras, i go -- takes place in new england, so, i got, 44,13 -- [ laughter ] chowder! hike! and he goes, cut, cut! he goes, what are you doing? i said, well, it takes place in new england, so i thought i'd -- authenticity. he says, just say hike!

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aaron! you okay? let's go. [ male announcer ] "the bourne legacy." rated pg-13. >> jimmy: hello there. larry king and zac brown band still to come. bryan cranston is here with us. there's only 15 episodes of "breaking bad" left which i just was telling my girlfriend last night, she's like, there's only 15 left. must we be so negative? >> i know. but there's still plenty more people to kill. >> jimmy: there are a lot of people to kill. and i want to ask you about this, because this is something that -- there are funny moments in the show, even though is show is very intense. the writing and directing is

just fantastic. but there's a scene where you're angry at your wife and you throw a pizza on the roof. >> you know, well, i try to make peace with her, by offering pizza, which is a very male thing to do. >> jimmy: yes. >> what would a woman like? pizza. pepperoni pizza. a huge pizza and dipping sticks. how could she turn me down? so i'm at the door and i say, honey, can we come in and have a family meal? she says, no, get out of here. i'm so frustrated. the idea that walt goes back to his car he's so upset about this, that he hurls the pizza and gets in his car and drives off. so, they want the pizza to land on the roof. not the box, but the pizza. the pizza is enormous. it could feed a football team. it's this guy. and it's heavy. adam bernstein, our director, says, i would like you to do it when up get to the car.

the roof is 15 feet away. it's not going to work. so i said, i can probably make it about this far, seven, eight feet away. the idea is i'm not trying to throw a pizza on the roof. i'm just frustrated. i can't watch where it's going. i just have to throw it. they have monofilament ready. on take two, they're going to put that there and prop guys are going to pull it when i throw it and it's going to land right in front of the camera and you see me in the background, getting in the car and going. it's going to take us three, four hours to get this. first take, i get out. i have the pizza. i'm frustrated. i toss it, i throw it. the box goes falling. i hear that fall. i get in the car, and i drive off. i hear, cut! i come back, everybody, oh, my god, oh, my god! i see the pizza is on the roof in the perfect position. and i said -- did you guys put that up? no, that's where it landed. you threw it and it landed right there, my god! >> jimmy: that was the first take? >> the first take. one take.

[ applause ] >> jimmy: we have that clip. it will be fun to show it for those who haven't seen it. there you're angry. [ laughter ] amazing! [ applause ] >> so, now, adam says to me, okay, now, on take two -- i said, what do you mean take two? how can you do better than that? >> jimmy: yeah. did you decline? >> we talked him out of it. >> jimmy: the show is great. only 15 episodes left. you can watch it. "breaking bad" airs sunday nights at 10:00 on amc, and bryan cranston will also as i saw in the promos last night "total recall," you're in with colin ferrell. >> very nice, yes. >> jimmy: that comes out august 3rd.

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excellent form. super diffictyty. watch this right here. it's a full twist in here. very difficult. [ crowd gasps ] wow, that is big. big, big, big. [ male announcer ] nailed it. "paranorman," from the makers of "coraline." in theaters august 17th. rated pg. >> jimmy: hi there, we're back. still to come, zac brown band. it's been a year and a half since our next guest said "topeka kansas you're on with naomi judd." now, he is back to work on a new show called "larry king now." it premieres tomorrow on hulu. please say hello to larry king. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: great to see you. >> wow. good to be back, jimmy. >> jimmy: you have a big announcement you to make tonight. you have the new show, although, i just made it -- >> you said -- it's actually tuesday now, isn't it? because you start at midnight. >> jimmy: technically, it is tuesday. >> not technically, it is tuesday. >> jimmy: it is tuesday, yeah. >> so, tonight, tuesday, is the premiere of "larry king now" on hulu, through our own network called ora tv. >> jimmy: whose network is this? >> well, carlos slim and i. >> jimmy: who is the richest man in the world. >> yes. >> jimmy: and how do you know the richest man in the world? >> well, i'm the poorest. >> jimmy: yeah right. >> he gives a scholarship every year to many students in mexico city and he asked me to come and speak, which i did. and then he came and did my show on cnn. and we were talking about ideas as to what i might do after i left.

and we thought up this concept of coming to the internet. that was the vision. he's a very visionary guy. my wife encouraged me to do this to get me out of the house. >> jimmy: yeah. yeah. >> and we have a great ceo, john houseman, got him from fox. and we start tonight or tomorrow night. >> jimmy: you have guests on the show? >> oh, yeah. seth macfarland is the first guest. turned out fortuitous with "ted." great movie. >> jimmy: did you see "ted"? >> i saw it twice. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i don't think about that as being your type of movie. >> are you crazy? he's hysterical. one of my favorite people. i'm a modern guy. >> jimmy: okay. do you look at pornography on the internet? >> no, i do not. >> jimmy: you do not.

>> but i liked "ted." i really liked -- anyway, so we have guests like matthew mcconaughey, betty white, meghan mccain, john mccain's daughter. you? >> jimmy: i'd be happy to come on. >> the new studios in glendale. and i tell you, i tell you the truth, jimmy, i never thought i'd miss it as much. i love this show. >> jimmy: you do? >> i love it. i love hulu. they're great people, hulu. >> jimmy: they're not people. it's a website. larry -- you -- they're not people, it's a website. >> corporations are people. >> jimmy: that's what mitt romney says. >> thank god for them. i'm just very excited about it. i think it's a great way to come back. you know when i look at my life, i started the first national network radio show. >> jimmy: that's right. i used to listen to that every night. >> you were a little child. >> jimmy: yes, i was.

little child, but yeah. >> i started the first worldwide call-in television talk show, cnn. >> jimmy: that's right. >> so, now this. as your producers told me, i'm kind of like a pioneer. >> jimmy: you are like a pioneer. [ applause ] yes. we need to get you a hat with a tail on it or something and a musket. >> first jew with a stagecoach going west. we fly over. >> jimmy: i heard you were just in azerbaijan? >> i was. >> jimmy: why were you there? >> they invited me to come and they paid me to come and -- moderate a big conference on energy. azerbaijan, do you know where it is? >> jimmy: no. >> i didn't know where it was, either. my wife and i, we flew to london, which is enough. that's nine and a half hours. i figure, how far could it be from london, right? five hours to azerbaijan. it was endless in the air.

azerbaijan is an incredible city. an oil city. south of moscow. about four hours south of moscow. it's somewhere out there. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> modern hotels that you can see on hills. beautiful city. i did -- i've been to kazakhstan, lisbon, seoul, south korea. i've been doing comedy tours. this is my love, coming back to doing this. >> jimmy: you like sitting down, talking to people. >> asking questions, mixing it up. >> jimmy: will you take phone calls? >> no because we can't do it live on the internet. we do it sometimes the day before. i hope we can do phone calls. >> jimmy: why don't you go on twitter, say, now i'm taking phone calls. >> i am on twitter. >> jimmy: but you put a thing on twitter and say, hey, i've got seth macfarland in the studio, call me right now. >> i could do that. >> jimmy: you see that, larry. [ applause ] i should be helping you produce this show.

i like it when you announce the city and the -- you know, i like that. i want to hear that. >> you -- you're good. >> jimmy: very, very clever, yeah. i know a lot of times when an athlete will retire, you wind up back in the house. everyone's disturbed. i know your kids are teenagers now. >> my kids are 13 and 12. one is back from img baseball camp in bradenton, florida, where a lot of major leaguers went. the other is at baseball camp at byu in provo. the 13-year-d, i'm taking to new york for the dodger/mets series. >> jimmy: nice. >> and then he goes into football camp. he's going to play tackle football. then, the other one, the 12-year-old goes back and he's going to football camp, and then he's going to comerstown in a baseball tournament. at t i'm rubbing around, my wife is running around. >> jimmy: i see why you need a i understand this now. >> i think they wanted me out. >> jimmy: chasing around to little league games.

>> well, i love baseball and i love sports. and i said -- you know, someone of my age, to have kids, you know, i'm -- i'm the age of a grandfather and i'm a father. >> jimmy: right. >> and i have to do -- be the kind of -- it's an interesting life. >> jimmy: i would think so. i saw you at a restaurant once, your kids were running around, and you looked like you wanted to kill yourself. [ laughter ] well, i wish you the best of luck with it. i'd be more than happy to chat with you on the internet. it starts tonight. not tomorrow. tonight. hulu or go to ora tv. >> ora tv, or hulu. >> jimmy: larry king, everybody. we'll be right back with zac brown band.

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concrete skyline brings an urban lullaby that still rings true ♪ ♪ when i passed you on the street that day should've let that red scarf fly away ♪ ♪ like any chance i had of keepin' you like the northern wind a blowin' ♪ ♪ yeah my lonely heart was frozen never knew i'd find a way to break yours too ♪ ♪ where the wind blows babe you can bet i'll be ridin' high with it ♪ ♪ holdin' on for my dear life just like i always did ♪ ♪ close your eyes babe take a breath say my name and i'll be there ♪ ♪ my love will find you anywhere anywhere my love ♪ ♪ ♪ the city lights look like a country sky staring at the stars turned upside down ♪ ♪ i wish i may i wish you might find it in your heart to stick around ♪ ♪ i hate it had to end this way tomorrow is a brand new day ♪ ♪ and the chances here at love are precious few someone's out there waiting ♪ ♪ for a sweet good timing lady to make you smile the way i always wanted to ♪

♪ where the wind blows babe you can bet i'll be ridin' high with it ♪ ♪ holdin' on for my dear life just like i always did ♪ ♪ close your eyes babe take a breath say my name and i'll be there ♪ ♪ my love will find you anywhere anywhere my love ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ so i'll fly all night our memory's my lullaby that love won't lie ♪ ♪ if it's love done right you'll be waiting on the other side arms open wide ♪ if love don't lie lie lie ♪