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. >> announcer: "nightline" continues from new york city with cynthia mcfadden. americans spend an estimimad $50 billion, that's right,t, $5 billion a year on weight loss products. but what if much of that cash is being spent in the wrong ways. well, that's wha one doctor says. claiming that food can be as addidictive as heroin. and he claims the onlnly wayo break free is diet rehab. soso, we put h 28-day solution to thehe tes withhe mother desperate to lose weight. here is ababc's juju chang withn encore presentation. >>hen i look at myself. when i look at my body, i am not
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happy. i just don't want to be big anymore. i don't want to feel ununcomfortable in my own skin. >> reporter: khalia moss says she is an addict, a food addict. >> i feel like i abuse it. >> reporr: in one day she can eat an entire box of pasta. a typical meal includes huge portionsf white rice and beans. feeling s stutuffed but still hungry kind of. it is weweird. >> reporter: she i constantly snacking. what kind of foods would you mindlessly eat? >> chips. my vorite, onion rings. would sit there and not realize i would eat thehe bag. model gained 60 pounds of baby weight witth birth of her son zaire. at 30, khalia began to fear sh was eating herself to death. what w was the motivation for y to go on this diet? >> my son. i want to live a long life.
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i want him -- i don't want him to groww up without a mother. >> reporter: now after a lifefetime of failed diets, khaa says she is ready to try a different proach by putting her brain on a a diet. it is called "diet rerehab" dedeveloped by dr. mike dow and desisigned to break food addictions in 28 days. >> heroin will kill you faster. but food addiction is killing a lot more people in this country. >> reporter: if somebody has been addicted to od, 10, 20, 30 years, how can you possibly cure that in 28 day sns? >> 28 days is a gold stanrd. >> reporter: dr. dow, an diction specialist agreed to work with khalia fe to face. >> khalia. nice to meet you. >> reporter: the diet rehab begins. dow goes through her fridge idenentifying all the foods hig in fat, sugar and processed rbs. >> we have white rice. low fat cheese. white flour. >> reporter: khalia hopes to
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lose ten pounds in 28 days, with boost foods.ictive foods produce the s same feel gd chemicals in thehe braiain. >> love, love, greeyogurt. >>eporter: what do you replace the ding-dong and potato chip with. booster foods keep you very satisfied inhe stomach and th actually give you sort of brain chemicals.ounts of these >> reporter: week one, eat as you alwa have, but add one booster meal and one booster activity per day. khalia swaps regular pasta for whole grain pasta and veggs. >> it els good to be preparing sothing healthy like this. >> reporter:r: week two, eat as you were, add two booster foods and two boosteractivities. khalia adds more fresh fruits and salad to her diet. >> my breakfast is like grits and home fries and biscuits and stuff lilike that. and i know that i can't eat that stuff. so today i am going to start off with a fruit juice. >> reporter: as week two nears its end, alia h hits a stumbling block. >>ay nine and day ten has been
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rough. and i have 18 mor days to gogo. >> reporr: week three is thehe hard part, where we start eliminating her addictive foods. just three servings a day. and increase booster activities, to three a day. >> my juice. my onion rings. >> reporter: she is still missing her fatty foods. dr. mike says after time her brain will crave t the new healthier didiet. so you are actually playing with brain chemistry? >> i am. diet rehab is actually tailored to balance your chemical levels. food is giving us the neurochemicals. >> reporter: week four, cutback addictive foods even more. two servings a day. four booster active tetetz. >> i'm serious. >> reporter: khalia pers through and 28 dates later is ready to step on the scale. >> i am anxious because i don't know what the scale is going to say. if i don't lose the the ten pounds. i know i am going to be upset.
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>> 233. one pound away. one. >> reporter: not quite, but all most to her goal. seven months later, we checkede in on her progress. >> yeah, look at the swing. >> reporter: khalia has lost 15 more pounds. >> i feel amazing. i just have a new outlook on life. >> repter: turns out 28 days was just the beginning. for "nitline," i am juju ang in new york. just ahead we'll head to london where my co-anchor, bilill weir will have all the latest results from the olympic as we take a dip with hollywood's underwater stars. >> announcer: "nightli's" olympic report its brought to you by franklin templeton investments. ♪
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i think mitt romney's ally out of touch with the average woman's health issues... this is not t the 1950s. contraceion is so important to women... it's about a woman being able to make decisions... i don't remember anyone as extme as romney... i'll cut off funding to planned parenthood. i don't think mitt romney can even understand
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the mindset of someone who has to go to planned parenthood. planned parenthood. we're going to get rid of that. i think romney would definitely drag us back... well we are joined n by my co-anchor bill weir coming to us with the latest andreatest in olympic news. hey, bill. women rule at the olympics today. you know that. >> i tell you, it looks more ad more like london 2012 will be remembereded as a break out momt for women's sports.
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more medals are being won by females. tonight, man it was ladies' night of a different sort for team usa, our soccer team avenged the world cup loss, beat japan for another olympic sococr gold. water polo team won their first ev gold against spain. basketball team beat austria on their w way to the finals. and rivalling, gabby douglas, clarisa a shlds, pde of flint, michigan, the first woman to win gold in the ring. women pushed the u.s. to the top in gold and overall medals. there is one sport where american ladies need some catching up, synchronized swimming. america finished 11th out o of teams in the duet competition and didn't qualify for the teams. but as cecilia vega found out, dancing under water still makes for a pretttty good livg bacack home. >> reporter: the reo swimsuits, matching caps, the kicks, the splash. these ladies look like they swam
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straight out of a bygone era. but watch out esther williams, meet thehe team. synchronized swimmers for the iphone era. they are just about the hottest thing in hollywood. >> we think of ourselves as newt, old hollywood. >> i think audiences want to see something entertaining but also classy. >> reporter: their stage, poolside at some of the swankiest venues in los angeles, new rk, miami. their performances -- everything from this charity event filmed for a reality tv show to private gigsor the kardashians and justin timberlake. ♪ we found love inn a hopeless place ♪ >> reporter: and then that appearance on that little show called "glee." >> can you work with katherine? misha is t the personality behi this reinvented classic. she e got thedea four years ago at a hollywood pool party. ♪ she took the magic of those old mgm musicals, added some hit
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musisic. skpy swimits. and a fewoats of lipstick and success was born. in the water, thehey are lilies. but on land, by day. >> an actress. >> i teach snow boarding. >> i go t to school to be a veterinarian. >> i graduated from law school. >> reporter: also katherine smith the headhunter. >> i love performing, i love swimming, i love the exercise, i love to watch people's reaction when we perform, it's just an amazing feeling. >> reporter: swimming in unison isn't easy. this is an olympic sport that requires incredible strength. but here is the secret, that pointed perfection we see, it s a whole different story underwater. justst finding your beangs er. underwater with all of these legs and all sorts of stuff. six, seven, eight. four, five, the underwater chaos myself in an aqua lilies class.s. >> it was supposed to be
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underwater. >> no, a professional i i am n. >> synchronized swimming whent looks easy on the surface, underwater you are working, either your hands e working to support you or your feet are treading water. >> you make it look easy. >> reporter: mt aqua lilies wewere training since little girls, dreamg of their synchronized swimming hero. >> a lot of 25-year-olds have no idea who esther williams was? >> i have known of herer my who life and e every synchronized swimmer. she is special to us. >> ballet leg,g,it up. >> reporteter: when they're not swimming or studying for the bar exam, they're e teachihing amat. >> what are the best, two, three tips? >> smile. put lipstick on. it helps. it makes you feel much better. >> reporter: inspirinanother generation to channel their inner esther williams. >> aqua-aqua lilies! >> reporter: and introducing others to a magic nearly lost. >> there is something
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theatrical, references a bygone era, full of romance, we are excited to be spearheading the movement to bring it back. >> reporter: for "nighine," cecilia vve. >> i think i am hosting a pool party in the states. london wrap-up.ere friday 2012 until then, cherrio. >> cheers to you, bill. can't t wait to see youou in a baing cap. thank you for watching abc news. "good morning erica" will l be waiting for you here in the morning. good night, america. jimmy kimmel right here next! > dicky: tonight on "mmy kimmel live" -- >> snoop dog will release an album this year. the world is excteded to run o of marijuana later this year. >> how do you m a movie
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witht thcentl character?r? >> it's better without him. witht thcentl character?r? >> it's better without him. di[ male announcer ] in 1996,, president clintonto and a bi-partisan congress helped end welfare as we know it, by requiring work for welfare. but on july 12th, president obama quietly announced a plan to gut welfare reform by dropping work requirements. under obama's plan, you wouldn't have to work, and wouldn't have to train for a job -- they just send you your welfare check. and welfare to work goes back to being plain, old welfare. mitt romney will restore the work requirement, because it works. [ romney ] i'm mitt romney and i apapprove this message.
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>> from hollywood it's "jimmmm kimmel live." today, jeremy renner, aaron paul, and music from nas.
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and now, places, everybody, here's jimmy kimme [ cheers and applaususe ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you for watching. thank you for coming. and i wish you all a happy national tequila d day tay. [ cheers and applause ] today is national tequila day, tomorrow is i woke upp in a bus without pants day. i didn't know there was a national tequila day until today. apparently it was started five years agoy people who want to sell us more tequila. now we celebre. did you have a fun national tequila day, guillermo?
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>> [ bleep ] yeah. >> jimmy: often times at the beginning of the show, i will ask guchhave you had anything t ink? what will you say? >> one or o. >> jimmy: we told guillermo we needed something to shoot. that wasn't true? >> guillermo: no. >> jimmy: we told him the show wasn't quite ready. people started bringing him tea qua shots. the idea was we wanted to see how many of themem he would actually consu. >> a friend of mine, i have been showing him. you and i. salud. >> salud. >> wt is this? ♪ >> three, riright? ♪ >> one more?
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>> magic johnson buying the dodgers. real nice guy. >> you too. >> i got to go to the gym. we g to toast for it. earth, wind and fire. >> oh, okay. >> come on, don't be a [ bleep] ooh! >> cheers! >> guillermo, guillermo, guillermo! >> ha-ha-ha. i have to tell you something -- >> what? >> i knew there was a camera right there. the tequila -- so [ bleep ] you guys. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> so how many -- how drunk ara you right now on a scale of uno to dias? >> 7 1/2. >> jimmy: that's all. 16 shots. you are at 7 1/2. >> i had a chicken burrito and a cheesecake. >> jimmy: what? >> a piece of cheesecake. >> jimmy: that soaked it up? >> yeah. >> jimmy: all right. keep an eye on him. [ cheers and applause ] tonit -- snoop dogg has an interesting new project. snoop dogg announced he will release a reggae album later this year. in related news, the world will be expected to run out of marijuana later this year. i guess it was a statistical inevitablility he would produce one reggae album, the album will be called "reincarnated" not releasing it under snoop d for this one he is calling himself snoop lion.
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snoop lion sounds like the name of a stoner grocery store or something. dude, let's go to the snoop lion and grab some pizza curls. the first single is out now called "la-la-la." he singsgs la, la, la. la, la, la, and la, la, la, and oh, yeah at the end. snsnoop is the best. remember when he used to kill people. kate goeslin, formerly of jon and kate plus eight, pitching a reality show. this time, a dating show. she is the date. it's like "the bachelorette" meets "the deadliest catch." it's interesting. if you are interested -- thank you. [ applause ] if you have any interestst in dating kate goeslin, she enjoys long walks on the beach, not the beach you picked out, that beach sucks you are anan idiot for choosing it. she likes quiet evenings by the place where the fire would be if you weren't so incompetent in
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case you couldn't get the duraflame lit. don't know if a dating show is a good idea, how would you know if a guy really likes you, or if he is just using you as a steppingstone to the octomom. you don't. i made a lot of fun of kate goeslin, over the years, i hope she finds true love o or a new hair stylist. say what you will about the new show. the promo looks like a lot of fun. katete goeslin iback and reaead to find ththe man of h dreams. whether he likes it or not. 12 men selected at random. shot with tranquilizer darts by sarah palin. transported to a deserted island. and hunteded like animals by ka and her eight kids. who will escape? who wi perish? and who will be captured and forced to marry kate? "escape from gosseliisland." only on lifetime.
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[ cheers and applause ] a guy named manny perez from north carolina, driving to the airport with his wife and kids. some where along the way his wife fell asleep. so he decided to wake her up in the most terrifying way possible. >> so there is a truck getting towed and it looks like it is coming at us. and my wife is a sleep. we will see if we can scare her. >> dad! daddy! >> babe, wake up, there's a truck! >> i'm sorry, honey. it was getting tow. >> that is a good one. very nicely done. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's a husband w wh knows how to keep romance alive. a lot of people have wedding videos, not often do you see a divorce video.
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here's some unfortunate news for america, a new study out of harvard university shows students in the united states aren't advancing as quickly as students in other industrialized countries. to me means students in other industririalized countries are nerds, but the study found that students in chile, latvia and brazil, vance three times as fast than american students, and in math, and reading, we rank behind china, singapore and south korea, yeah, because the countries have a lot more asiaian kids to cheat off of. it's not a fair comparison. our kids rank number one in cholesterol and having sex with their teachers. so we still have that. [ cheers and applause ] mitt romney's campaign got a big boost in the form of song,g, mi romney has been using a clip of president obama singing "let's stay together." remember he sang -- he's been using it in a caaign ad. he had t to stop because of cop right issues. romney srtporter stepped in and
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wrote an original song -- the song is called "mitt romney a hero in my mind." i don't know what else to say other than it is enchanting. planrld war iii that's obama's for you and me ♪ ♪ what a crock it's the only hope he's got ♪ ♪ he can't be elected on his record it's a crime ♪ ♪ he should resign ♪ that's why i'm voting for mitt romney ♪ ♪ hs a hero in my mind ♪ i'm barack obama, and i appre this message. >> amazing being automobile to get the keyboard in the middle of the river, incredible. mitt romney is involved a twitter controversy right now.
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normally his twitter audience increases by between 3,000 and 4,000 followers a day. somehow over the weekend he got 135,000 new followers which is a lot for someone who still has the the egg as their profile picture. some people believe the romney campaign bought a bunch of followers. you can do that, buy followers. the romney people deny it. others a are suggesting most of his followers aren't even human. they have twitter-bots, i guess computer programs, most what they tweet is repetitive nonsense. this is what one of romney's new followers tweeted, lmao, lucky there was no time left on the clock. lol, homeboy. and here is the exact same thing from another follower. and from another follower. mitt romney -- they n't use the word dat with h a "d." and dat doesn't happen. but even with the new followers, romney's followers is very low compared to obama's 17 million twitter follers. i don't know maybe he should think about
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signing up justin bieber. to be his runningmate. he's got a -- mitt romney doesn't have a lot of followers. i think it's because his tweets aren't that exciting. it will be fun to play a littleame. see if yan differeiate between mitt romney's tweets and the real twes of kanye wesest. all right, i it's time to play "romney or kanye." [ cheers and applause ] freedom, hard work, and innovation build successful businesses. who tweeted that -- romney or kanye? audience:romney. kanye. >> jimmy: it was indeed mitt romney. we are off off to a bad start if you couldn't get that one. what about this one -- individuals pursuing their drea build successful businesses? audience:romney! >> jimmy: that is mitt romney again. couple kanyes, yes. i'm going to make e a book of m tweets, tweetbook.
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audience:kanye. >> jimmy: you are getting good. kanye. one more. i hate when i am on a flight and i wakeke up with water bottle next to me, like, oh, great, now i got to be responsible for this water bottle. that was, maybe wasn't as difficult as the i thought. that was kanye west. congratulations, i think that makes you political scientts. hey, you -- applause ] youtube is trying to get their users to use their real names. when you post a comment on a deo, youtube gives you the option to post under your screen name or your real name. and if you don't use your real name, you have to tell them why. i told them i can't give them my real name because i am spiderman. let's keep t that quiet. theoretically this would cut down on the number of vicious coents. i don't know our internet was built on a foundation of unnecessarily cruel and vicious attacks from hateful nameless bearded former blockbubuster clerks. i mean what kind of a world is
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this if you can't anonymously attack a mother who posted a video of her laughing baby? what happened to our privacy, you know? i don't think this would work. i think they would have better luck trying to get strippers to use their real names than people on the internet. it would be nice if we had r re names. we could round any one who has written the phrase and depeport them to scandinavia, we can't. celebrities in particular get a lot of abuse on the internet especially on twitter. you have a direct connection. some people are inherently cruel. some people write very harsh things to famous people without thinking about the fact that they're people. so tonight i want to give you a chance to think about it. what you don't see when you send a nasty tweet its s that it can actually cause pain. over the last few months. we've been asking celebrity guests to read actual tweets directed at them. here they e for your amusement and hopefully refltion. ♪ if mike piazza's hair caught
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fire andsomeoneut it out with a castron skillet t you woululd have danny mcbride. >> a new show ere james plays james, guyuys get your backpack and boots, this is the apocalyp, i'm sure of it. >> i would rather chop my arm off and [ bleep ] myself with my detaed limb than watch katy perry the movie, what the [bleep] is w wrong with the e w? >> zoe dechanel is o overrated. i think i'm underrated. >> dyou know if you skinned larry king and ironed out t his leather you could make enough coats to give onone to every po child in america. [ bleep ]. david spade. at least this guy gets right to it. >> i liked krisisten stewart mo. ♪ everybody hurts >> matt leblanc los so old. what happened?
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why don't you go [ bleep ] yourself. >> if you climbed inside snooki's vaginina, it would probably be like the [ bleep ] pacific ocean. >> ever since he shaved he looks like old, fat, justin bieber. thanks. >> dear god, give us back tupac and we'll give you justin bieber. >> doesn't bother me. i don't give a [ bleep ] what some nobody says about me. [ eers and applause ] >> jimmy: and we got a good show tonight fr "breaking bad" aaron paul is here with us tonight, music from nanas. we will be right back with jeremymy renner so stick around! [ cheersnd applause ] ♪ ♪
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...as youou thought. ♪ i wish i could keep it this way. [ male announcer ] even after a dental cleaning... plaque quickly starts to grow ba. but new crespro-health clinical plaque control toothpaste can help. it not only reduces plaque... it's also clinically proven... to help keep plaque from coming back. plus, it works in these other areas dentists check most. ♪ new crest pro-health clinical plaque control toothpaste. life ope up when you do. for extra plaque protection try new crest pro-health clinical rinse. ♪ >> jimmy: welcome ba. it nev fails. how e you feeling, are you all right? >> yeah, good. >> jimmy: you are good. seems like you are uer water?
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>> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: tonight on the program an emmy award winning actor from the great show "breaking bad," aaron paul is here. [ cheers and applause ] and then with music from this new album called "life is good," it's the number one album in the country right now the e return nas to the bud light outdoor stage. tomorrow night we'll be joined by lisa kudrow, from the movie "the watch." rosemarie dewitt will be here, and we'll have music from trey songz. and then on thursday, jessica biel. from the travel channenel, a ma searching for the best sandwich in america adam richman will be here, and we'll have music from rick ross. so please watch us then too. >> jimmy: our first guest is a two-time oscar nominee you know him from "the town," "the hurt locker," "the avengers," and now he drastically improves the bourne franchise in "the bourne legacy" which opens in theaters august 10th, please say hello to jeremy renner.
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♪ [ cheers and applaus] >> jimmy: thank k you. i am a sucker for pop tarts. >> jimmy: they're not hot.t. the toaster must not have been plugged in. how you doing? >> excellent. >> jimmymy: a shot with him for tequila day? >> i didn't. during "avengers" red carpet. he was handing them out. >> jimmy: that's right you. had a shot with him. he doesn remember. doesn't know his name right now, unfortunately. i saw your movie today, it is great. i will say this -- i was hausted after watching it. i can only imagine how you were after shooting it. you were fighting and running and running and running in how ny different cities did you shoot that in? well -- really just three. new york, calgary, and manila, other side of thworld.
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>> jimmy: yeah, right. wasn't all in front of a green screen in burbank. >> downtown burbank. >> jimmy: you are done shooting you have to travel for promoting the movie. >> press. >> jimmy: you have done that already? >> in the middle of ing that. flying around. i go to,o, i c't think about it. freaks me out. >> jimmy: do you get jet lag and that kind of stuff? >> it's like, wow i just realize how much traveling i do. a lot of times when you are on the plane, you have to sleep. i am not a good sleeper on the plane. >> jimmy: i go out immediately on the plane. >> i wish i was like you only for that reason. ha-ha. >> jimmy: got you. i got you. but you, do you like take -- >> literally i remember i had to fly from london to los angeles for dinner and then get right ba on a plane to london. that's like, 10, 12 hours. i had to get o off the plane to to work if i had to o sleep on e plane. i had to sleep. some body gave me pills like ambien.
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great. take a little sleeping pill. pop it. and realized nothing is happening, but something else is happening. i realize that -- very quickly that a was actuay a little v on the pill, because not only did i not sleep the entire flight, i was camping happening. >> jimmy: somebody gave you viagra instead of ambien? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: first you need a doctor or new friends? >> friend of mine. friend of mine. >> jimmy: beginning of the flight? >> beginning of the flight. glass of wine. little ambien. no. >> jimmy: you are walking -- >> no walking. if i had to go to the restroom. i was embarrassed. > jimmy: did any fellow passengers notice at was going on? >> most of them were sleeping.
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cool, i had, dennis hopper, god rest his soul, lying next to me. his daughter was there, playing with the glass menagerie, the thing on the ledge. halfway through the flighti am playing with her, and on a second, man. i'm going to go to jail. i am going to get arrested. this does not look good. does not look good. >> jimmy: that's right. a great prank. how longng were you on the flig? > like 11 hours i think to g there. the flight attendants were sor s of in on the joke. you know. >> jimmy: they were? >> can we get you anything, mr. renner. ice, ice. i asked for aspirin. they won't give you aspirin on the plane. they've don't want the responsibility if you are allergic. i was in pain. help me out. >> jimmy: you think aspirin is going to help with that? >> don't know, man. give me a hammer. >> jimmy: a hammer they will give you on the flight you haven't been home much -- really look for a long time, have you?
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>> yeah, it's, aigh class problem to travel around as i do. and working a buncnch. really been home two weeks in two years. >> jimmy: you build houses, something you did profofessionay before you became successful a an actor. you still do that? >> yeah, still doing it. i love it. >> jimmy: somebody could hire you to fix their house up. >> i don't like working for other people. too many problems. >> jimmy: a nenew place you are working on now? >> a new place. i came back and sort of realized, it becomes a problem where i was living. >> jimmy: why? >> you know -- starts with one thing, whatever, there is a lot of access -- by the canyon, a lot of hiks. and, i remember coming back on this, after two years, and i tried to sleep, and wake up fairly early like 8:00. 6:00 rolls around. i hear, let's stretch, pigeons!
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>> jimmy: what was happening? > i'm looking around. let's stretch! i have to get up and i'm impressed. i'm really upset by it. the middle of the street, on my driveway. they're out there, a stretch team, , 6:00 in the morning, rey to go up the canyon dodo their hiking. fine, dandy, stretch all you want. noright on the drive. stretch and shut your mouth. i gemy hose, pretending to water the plants. i have to -- >> jimmy: nothing you can do about thatat? >> exactly. > jimmy: you move. >> i wanted to buy a paintball gun. instead of doing that decided to move. >> jimmy: a nice idea. we'll take a break and come back and look at the new movie, the new "bourne" series that has been reborn. jeremy renner when we come back. ♪ ♪
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>> okay. >> that is jeremy renner in "the bourne legacy." the movie is called "the bourne legacy." jason bourne is not in the movie. matt damon is not in the movie. you are -- so -- there is no bourne in the bourne legacy? >> exactly. >> jimmy: just his legacy? >> essentially, yeah. >> was this an oversight on someone's part? >> i felt the sameay. how do you make a bourne movie without the central character. then once i got the script. >> jimmy: i think it's better without him. i really do. >> it's clever how they widened the perspective on the entire world that, that he was ling in. and we realize that there were more programs other than treadstone and more, more assassins and agents that come out of that. >> jimmy: always a lot of very bad people out there, i have to say. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you in the movie there is one scene, it seemed like it
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might have actually been scary even as an actor when you're face to face with a wolf. and, you're in the snow. snarling that s in front of l you? >> yeah,h, they have real wolve beautiful in the winter when they're full and terrifying. my job is pretetty easy to be e terrified. they had hybrid wolves. and dog that kind d of looked le wolves. all sorts of variations of it. but i felt as long as you had, they gave me some chicken livers in my pocket. they said this, they will eat this and not eat your face. i am like, cool i will keep some chicken livers in my pocket. >> jimmy: did they try to get into your pockets? >> no, no. th were at a distance. there were people with -- >> jimmy: they could wind up with a viagra in them. like "dancing with wolves." >> there you go. >> jimmy: you also ride a motorcycle around the streets of manila in the movie? are you really riding
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the motorcycle? >> yeah, yeah, it was terrifying. the wild west out there, the street lights are alall mere suggestions. the lines in the road are there for decoration. >> jimmy: it seemed like that, yeah. it seemed like, like -- it seemed like a bad idea really to me. >> kind of. but it turned out to be great. manila is a great sort of backdrop for that. and it helped us out for the look of the movie. and the intensity of it i think. >> jimmy: it all came out really good. i think matt damon should be very, very nervous. they will probably forget him after this. at least we can keep ourur fings crossed, right, everyby. jeremy renne"the bourne legacy" opens augu 10. we'll be right back with aaron paul! [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: : it's here. two bud light cruise ships are
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