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abcnews.com. good night, america. jimmy kimmel is here next. >> up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live." unnecessary censorship. kyra sedgwick. >> jimmy: i saw your husband kevin bacon in london in the olympic time. i hope he is not in trouble. >> vhs collectors joe and nick. and music from josh doyle. an all-new "jimmy kimmel live"
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rnlgt. >> oh, man. i was in the middle of scoring one million points! i am sick of you ringing in the middle of a game! yes, you! >> bam! >> guillermo, free your mind from the chains of phones and check this out, man. >> what is it? >> it's the samsung galaxy player. >> is it a phone? >> no, it's not a phone. it's a fun -- thing. step up to the funcruiser
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guillermo, the samsung galaxy player is a multimedia powerhouse for fun on-the-go, with all your favorite music, videos and games. >> videos? games? >> and, with dual cameras and social apps, the wifi-enabled samsung galaxy player allows you to connect and share with your frienderever they are. >> wow! i gotta tell jimmy about this. >> you can text him, it's got wi-fi. >> you're a good guy. thank you, man. hasta la vista! >> good-bye, guillermo! >> dickey: to check out more information on the player, go to samsung.com/us/galaxyplayers. "jimmy kimmel live" is back in two minutes with kyra sedgwick, joe and nick and music from josh doyle. [ male announcer ] cheers to michael phelps
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vhs collectors joe and nick. and music from josh doyle. with cleto and the cletones. >> and now, more than ever, here here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hola. thanks very much. hi, there, i'm jimmy. i'm the hoist of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming tonight. this is very nice. this is very kind of you. welcome. do any of you have furniture of ikea in your homes? no? eikea is a great place to buy
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reasonably placed furniture and tiny meatballs. when my kids were little, we would go and drop them all in the ball pit. i had should pick them up. they are moving beyond furniture. that are building a district in the sni of hamburg, germany. they are building shopping centers, condos. remember how crappy your college apartment look? imagine on town of that. they said this that it's going to be time consuming. i wonder how they will get the ikeyikea city to fit on the roo the car. tropical storm isaac is expected to develop into a hurricane in the next few days. unfortunately, the rep national
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convention starts in florida monday. the national weather service says that the storm could reach category 5, which is strng enough to move mitt romney's part to the other side of his head. say prayers nar. [ applause ] thank you. the obama campaign made an interesting announcement today. theirs will be the first political campaign to accept donations via text message. the president is hoping it's a way to engage grassroots supporters to give money. and a friend of mine tried to donate money and ended up votes for sanjaya. khloe kardashian got in an accident. she was on the freeway and rear ended someone. usually, the kardashians are the
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ones that get rear ended. members of the paparazzi are following them at all times. is no little or no damage. on a scale of one to lohan, it was a two. and the kardashians are like a whack a mole. you knock down a khloe and up pops a ki s s a kendall. it was enough to be featureded on a two-hour edition of "keeping up with the kardashians". >> this sunday, two hours, everything coming crashing down. tune in for the most mind blowing episode yet that nothing can prepare you for. seriously, nothing. 24 this season's two-hour season
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finale. nothing happens. only on e! >> jimmy: well, at least they are being honest. the little league world series is going on in williamsport, pennsylvania. it wraps up sunday. the team from tennessee is undefeated so far. they are unstoppable sense they picked up luke brown in arkansas in inchange for jelly beans and twiz thors. many, many feats of athleticism today. but this one stands out. it's the little league world series play of the day. >> and that will result in a walk and gonzalez is on. >> jimmy: i think that is the indicator -- the bunt indicator with a pickoff. here is the tale of another
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extraordinary youngster. a boy from michigan became a hero when he saved his father's life with with with its and his extraordinary vocabulary. >> guy in there and see my dad crying in the bathtub and i then i ask him what is wrong and he said, i got stung by two bees go get mom. >> dad is deathly allegic to bee stings. ride my bike down to the sun set lake, just down there a bit. and i'm in my underwear, mind you. and i tell my mom, dad got stung stunged by a bee. and mom gave me two epipens and then called 911 and all that
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have hullabaloo happened. we tracked them down. this is the family, adam, suh, it's a good thing you didn't name your son joouser eeber. that would have been a disaster. what happened with the bees? >> well, i don't know. i guess they came from under ground. because bees can do that. >> jimmy: that is a.j., adam is your dad. would you call yourself al hero? >> yeah, i would. >> jimmy: say that again? >> i call myself captain under pants. >> jimmy: is this the first life you are saved, a.j.? >> yeah, i believe so. >> jimmy: now, you mentioned that you are in your underwear. do you walk around the house in your underwear a lot? >> totally. >> jimmy: your mom -- your mom is nodding.
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>> actually, when i get home from school, i'm in my underwear. >> jimmy: is that right? you are like a middle aged man. what did you think when he road up on his bike in his under pants tells you it happened in. >> i didn't notice that he was only wearing his under pants. that is just normal life in the household. >> jimmy: do you feel like you go fastener your under pants? >> yeah. it's excess weight. >> jimmy: adam, you were -- well, dying when this is going on? >> absolutely. it was miserable. i was melting from the inside out. it was a very difficult situation. >> jimmy: little the hannah is making all sorts of -- hannah, how old are you? >> how old are? he is 4, jimmy. >> jimmy: is hannah also a
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geni genius? >> in her own right. >> jimmy: she says yes. >> now, a.j., what video game were you playing when your dad got stung? >> it's a game on the wii called kir kirby's return to dream land which i play a lot. >> jimmy: did you put it on padres before you helped your dad? >> yeah. >> jimmy: did you finish that level? >> yeah. >> jimmy: have you asked for a gift or reward or anything? >> not really. >> jimmy: what it it you might want? can you think right now? >> well, maybe the world's video games. >> jimmy: that is a small price to play for your father's life. all the world's video games. and where did you learn the
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world hullabaloo. and you know e spanish, is that right? >> si. >> jimmy: guillermo would like to ask you a question. [ speaking foreign language ] >> uh. >> jimmy: was that that mean, g guillermo? >> if he liked peanut but interjelly. >> yeah, i do. >> jimmy: what do you want to be when you grow up? >> like channel 4, channel 7, there is a lot of choices. soy haven't decided yet. >> jimmy: what you are choicing between, do you know? >> i don't know. most kids say they want to be an astronaut and they change their mind when they get to be 14. >> jimmy: all right, well -- he's a kid who has no use for a
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clothing or -- a.j., i hope that you are the president one day. if you're not not, i will very acedy pointed. and thank you for chatting with us, heebers. stay away from bee hives. there you go. i could talk to that kid for a month. are you sure you said that, guillermo? >> yes. >> jimmy: all right. is nutty. a new game show premiered on gsn called american baseball challenge. it's hosted by jeff foxworthy. it's a team of bible challenges. and i watched the show tonight. the last time there was a christian themed game show, there were lions involved. and while it doesn't sound
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enthralling, watch the promo. it's intense. >> it's a game show of biblical p p proportion where teams compete. >> many food pant tries need a lot in the community. >> if you lose -- >> the word of the lord or the lord of the rings. >> we are going to go with lord of the rings. >> you go to hell! jeff foxworthy hosts the "america bible challenge" on gsn. >> jimmy: those are high stakes. sheer a story i'm in love with. this happened in the sanctuary charge in spain. this is a painting of gee does that is on the wall for more than 100 years. it's a fresco. and it deteriorated to look like this. which is a shame.
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so one of the parishioners went in and get paint and helped fix it. and now this painting looks like this. she turned jesus into a pokemon. the woman felt really bad. this isn't the first time she has done this. you remember the restoration from "american gothic a few years back. she painted over the scream. she did work on the statue of david, i think. and this is -- she also did bruce jenner's face. [ applause ] i don't know anything about this clip other than it involves a circle of gymnasts and an
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extreme impressive back flip. >> you ready? >> five, six, seven, eight. >> oh! >> now, they are state champion wheelchair and basketball team now, it's thursday night m the tribute to the fcc. to it's this week in unnecessary censorship. >> a teenager who has no arms says playing the guitar with his [ bleep ] is easy. >> get your groove on at the long beach [ bleep ] fest. >> he is completely naked and [ bleep ]i [ bleep ] woman ho who appears to be naked as well. >> you are so [ bleep ] amazing. >> ll cool j can add blooem to
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his mez may. >> mitt romney came out to [ bleep ] his [ bleep ]. you know, he knew -- >> yeah, i'm getting all [ bleep ] up. >> president obama wanted a smaller [ bleep ]. >> he's right, some [ bleep ] is good but some [ bleep ] is not good. >> hey, squidard, you want to [ bleep ] some [ bleep ]? only 25 cents. >> who in the world would pay for [ bleep ]? >> good morning. >> on the show tonight, a couple guys who collect unfushl vhs tapes. and we will be back with kyra
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, hello there. tonight on the program, a couple guys on a puzzling quest to find all kinds of vhs tapes. they've assembled their favorites into this book called "vhs: absurd, odd, and ridiculous relics from the videotape era." joe pickett and nick prewer are here. here is the sort of thing you are going to see. that is barry young blood, just doing my thing. he is just doing his thing. and then, we have music from the winner of the first ever guitar center singer/songwriter contest.
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this is his self-titled album. it comes out in october, the very talented josh doyle from the bud light stage. after seven very successful seasons on tnt, the "closer" closed a week ago and our first guest is already back to work. her new movie with jeffrey dean morgan and matisyahu is a thriller. it's called "the possession." it opens in theaters a week from tomorrow, please say hello to kyra sedgwick. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: you look fantastic. you really do. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: you just celebrated a birthday over the weekend. >> i did. the 19th. >> jimmy: do you hate birthdays? >> no, not yet. thought all this year, was 47 turns 48 and i realized that i
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was 46 and just turning 47. >> jimmy: i get confused like too. i don't know if that is a good thing or a bad thing. i always know how old my sister is and my brother. entry and i have to add three years to my sister and figure out how old am. i saw your husband in london, kevin lake bacon in the olympic time. >> really? >> jimmy: i hope i didn't him in trouble? just standing outside of a hotel. >> he didn't tell me. >> jimmy: did he throw you you a party? >> no, he often throws me surprise parties. he is such a sweet guy and a bad memory. so he forgets that the year before threw me a surprise party. it's like a surprise if he
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doesn't throw me a surprise. >> jimmy: it's the worst possible scenario. did he get you a present? >> yeah, he got a present. i am a terrible gift giving. >> jimmy: you are? >> i'm a really good friend and thoughtful but i suck at giving presents. >> jimmy: do you give bad presents? >> just bad. i don't try at this point. i just say happy birthday, yeah. >> jimmy: there is nothing in my hands. just a lot of love and acceptance. does kevin mind -- >> no, i get him -- well, when we first yet, i iowattempted to give him a present. we had just met, 25 years ago. and i didn't know what to get him. and i was poking around, what
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music to you like? and i said, what clothes do you like, designers, whatever. and he said a couple things i never heard of. like matsuta and came bargn. and i was driving around. and melrose and i see the store, came les garcon. he must have gotten it mixed up. so i walk if, the ugliest clothes i have seen in my life. it was the 's so clothes were bad. the met latic jacketses and the big shoulder pads and mesh tank tops for guys. really bad. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and really expensive. and i found one thing. and a bad silk shirt and it was
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my price range. and i bought it and i said, can he take it back? and he had just been on a photo shoot and he said to me, you would not believe what an idiot and i told her i liked come des garcon and she comes in with come les garcon. and as i come back to return it, this guy is not going to let me return it. there is nothing in the store -- >> jimmy: a big hit from the designer. >> i don't know possessed me. i thought, i'm going to go in there and pretend that i'm a polish immigrant and i walk in and i say, i come to this country. i worst polish accept ever. and i don't have money. i want to the buy something for my boyfriend and i guy took pity
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on me. he gave me my money back. i must have just seen "sophie's choice" or something. and i thought, it worked. >> jimmy: that is a good strategy. g guillermo has been using that strategy. you and your husband have been posting videos on youtube. >> shameless self-promotion. we are so boring. what else can we do. >> jimmy: one, i noticed a synchronized diving event. and the divers, kevin and your dog. >> that is right. this is in honor of the olympics. >> jimmy: do you mind -- show it, show it. >> we are going to attempt a dual dive. ready?
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>> jimmy: it looked like you did well. according to the judges. it's a good sport. that's -- >> that is so great. >> jimmy: that was your mom sitting at the end -- >> that is my mom. >> jimmy: you told us a story about her. she is quite a character. >> yeah, i actually posted another photo of her, a vintage photo. do you have that picture? >> jimmy: i don't know if we do. >> yeah, she is a fan -- >> jimmy: of cocktails? >> yeah, in moderation of course. she is a fan of the bloody mary. she always orders a bloody mary and the other day, it was 9:00 in the morning and she said, i will have a bloody mary, and i
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said, isn't it early for a drink? and she said, it's not a drink. it's a bloody mary. >> jimmy: is she unaware there is vodka in it? >> no, she knows full well, but there are two vegetables, tomato and celery. >> jimmy: we are going to take a break. we will come back and talk about your new scary movie. more when we come back. shakespeare fest. 10 o'clock. [ sr. emt ] a manmergency this tragic calls for the strongest stuff we got. beef jerky. no, something steakier. new slim jim steakhouse strips. launch the meat birds. ♪ [ emts ] 3, 2, 1, meat. it's so moist. and?! moist. what else is it other than moist?! [ male announcer ] new moist and tender
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hits theaters august 31st. that looks scary. >> well, it's pg-13. you are not going to be hearing [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: you're not? >> no. [ laughter ] how weird is it that linda blair -- >> jimmy: a couple bloody marys, who knows. >> how is that she sounded like harvey firestein. >> jimmy: they are trying to kill you are a piece of glass. >> it was great. she is a great actress. you know who else is in had it? you are a fan of matisyahu. >> jimmy: what does he play in the movie? >> he plays the exorcist.
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he has a jewish one. >> jimmy: do they have jewi isir exorcism is? >> yeah. >> jimmy: does he play reggae? >> no, no, and we had to give home out early friday. he has to be at his destination for the dinner and observing the sabbath. so by friday night, he can't drive a car also. he had to run to the local rabbi's house, because that is where he was spending the night and having dinner. we were like we have to get one
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last shot. >> jimmy: that is great to have. because you know you are going be home at a reasonable hour. >> that's right. >> jimmy: every movie set. well, to it's great to the see you. please tell kevin i said hello. kyra sedgwick! "the possession" opens in theaters august 31st. we'll be right back with vhs collector guys joe and nick. [ female announcer ] over the last ten years, your mouth has sipped, snacked, ...yellowed... giggled, snuggled, ...yellowed... chatted, chewed, ...yellowed. and over all those years, your teeth...have yellowed. fact is, if you're not whitening, you're yellowing. crest 3d white whitestrips remove over ten years of stains by going below the enamel surface. and, they whiten 25 times better than a leading whitening toothpaste. crest whitestrips. life opens up when you do.
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♪ >> jimmy: hi, there. welcome back. when you see a going out of business sale advertised at your local video store and wonder who's inside it's our next guests. they've dedicated themselves to finding forgotten films. this is their book "vhs: absurd, odd, and ridiculous relics from the videotape era." please welcome vhs collectors joe pickett and nick prueher. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> jimmy: nick and joe, just like the jonas brothers. >> in a yeah. >> sow collect vhs tapes. we established that. why do you collect vhs tapes? >> we feel if we tonight prezefsh the videotapes, no o will preserve our history. >> thrift stores don't want them. >> nursing homes are the last ones with vcrs and us. >> jimmy: how did it start? >> i was in an mcdonald's in my
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hometown in wisconsin. [ applause ] >> jimmy: mcdonald's fans. >> there is training video there called inside custodial duties and it was for janitors and we don't have a janitor at mcdonald's. and it was so remarkably wonderfully stupid, i got it and showed it to joe. >> we were obsessed with training videos after. and the thing is how remashible the actors are. >> jimmy: the fist paycheck they had ever. >> they are excited to do the most menial tasks. >> jimmy: off this tape. it has a catchy looking cover. >> vhs-0177. >> it's your job to make sure this mcdonald's restaurant is the cleanest place in town.
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>> wow. >> clean that window with a paper towel. that's it. that's the way to it. buff that window. you do len fasarn fast, chris. what is next? >> garbage. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: let me see this. >> this is a lot of hand labeled videos. is bunion surgery. and i was taking out of trash and this was on the top in my apartment. they misspelled bunion and surgery. >> jimmy: what did it turn out
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to be? >> taped off tlc. >> jimmy: this is a sports video. >> let's ram it. the rams put this video out, on the heels of the super bowl shuffle. and the teams are rapping and dancing be putting of the videos. that is probably the worst. >> the bears had celebrities. the fridge, jim mcmahon. this is performed by many of your favorites. not all. >> jimmy: no eric dickerson but everybody ell. this is body flex. >> in the '80s and '90s, they were producing exercise videos like crazy. this is 1992 and it stresses breathing while exercising. >> jimmy: so important. we have a clip of this. >> let's begin.
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♪ >> jimmy: i feel the burn already. they don't leotards like that anymore. that is good. this is a religious video? >> it's actually a financial advice religious video. there is a family looking for real estate and look who i agent is. it's jesus. >> his arm is bigger than the boy's shoulder. >> and the attention to detail. they give him a stigmata. >> jimmy: they did not? that is terrific.
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here is another one. it's okay to be different we learned a lessons. the covers are not always the best thing. sometimes if you turn over and see the back -- >> they have her kissing a monkey. >> jimmy: what is what giants do. this is called making a stick. >> we find a lot of self-defense videos. how to find weapons for sport and house defense. >> he finds house hold items and shows how to make a weapon. >> we brought a clip. >> jimmy: okay. >> pretty impressive, right? i thought so for a long time. here is a screwdriver. see how it throws. pretty good. again a a practical application
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to use a throwing weapon in a self-defense situation. >> he abandons the throw -- >> improvises with a gun. >> jimmy: this one -- >> lindsay's coming of age in a world a prostitution. and look who it's featuring. art carney. i don't know that he was -- >> jimmy: a great shot of him at a bar mitzvah or something like that. this is a series here? >> this is bob cline. he is a master of chinese
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martial arts. and he is doing a massage. >> jimmy: there he is again. >> the same idea. same -- >> jimmy: might have been the same shoot. but te really nailed it. >> yeah, bob cline is grat. one more here. tell us about this video. >> we found a lot of crafting how-to videos. they are all boring. we watched them all. this is the one exception. >> because the host, dee, her enthusiasm borders on psychotic. it almost reduces her to tears. >> we cut together or most excited moments from dee. >> watch this. ah. look at this color. oh, look at that, okay. yes. yes.
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and some times i do a zigzag. i'm owe, my gosh. oh! ah! oh! oh! yes! oh, oh! oh, my gosh. it's so, um, great. >> jimmy: i love her. >> so excite about anything. >> jimmy: same here. well, the book is in my pile. see joe and nick live in l.a. tomorrow night and at the lofl cinema saturday. thank you, fellas.
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>> jimmy: this is his self-titled album. it comes out in october. here with the song "solar storms," josh doyle. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ we parked the car in a vacant lot and lay beneath the collapsing stars ♪ ♪ afraid to say what was in my mind on the waterfront ♪ ♪ blood cells rushing to my brain check it out my acting's strained ♪
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♪ can't even look you in the face this is not like me ♪ ♪ and i want you to know i don't want you to go i feel untied when i'm with you ♪ ♪ and i wanted to say if you want me to stay i feel alive just being with you ♪ ♪ like a solarstorm in the heaven lies a world war going on in me ♪ ♪ and you swallowed the light you swallowed the light it drew me to you ♪ ♪ the moon's on fire the lunar seas our rival worlds in a sacred hush ♪ ♪ and let the love you hold inside flow out to me ♪ ♪ oh i'm so tired of my own speak
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these frozen words at my command ♪ ♪ my heartbeat reaching unfamiliar speeds this is not like me ♪ ♪ and i want you to know i don't want you to go i feel untied when ♪ ♪ i'm with you and i wanted to say if you want me to stay i feel alive just being with you ♪ ♪ like a solarstorm in the heavenlies a world war going on in me and i followed the signs ♪ ♪ i followed the signs they brought me to you they brought me to you ♪ ♪ oh-oh-oh-oh
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