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back in charlotte now, after day one of the democratic national convention. how did they do? how did they kick off what they need, which is a convention to spark the base and get those undecideds. george will is with us and donna brazile as well. george, what's the verdict on that? >> convention, first of all is a pep rally there was pep and mayer? castro had it. he gave a quite traditional, unlike mr. christie's republican keynote. a convincing keynote address. happyfully inflamed the candidate. people like the happy lawyer up there, he was smiling all the way, even when doing violence for the good name. michelle obama's challenge was different. she had to tell us something we didn't know. any modern president is an open book who has been reading himself to us incessantly.

this president wrote two books about himself as a young man. so what can she tell us? she combatted the image of barack obama as cool and detached too too much, so. the no drama obama probably greats on some people in a country that's really frightened and unhappy. tonight, she tried to say he's not cool and not detached. >> so cheerfulness in castro, a long way in politics. and passion. what do you think, donna? >> inspirational. i think tonight, one, democrats to came to hear from the first lady. they came to hear what is going on in this country. and tonight, she answered it, she said president obama is not only a great dad, a wonderful husband but he's a proven leader, and let me tell what you he's been up to. so she filled in many of the blanks that democrats have been longing to hear what this

president has been fighting for. we know the values of middle class, and he's fighting for jobs but we also heard from speakers like mayor castro, he clarified the choice that we're going forward with a president who is showing that he knows how to fix the economy, stabilize the economy, or are we going back, that's, of course, mitt romney. this is an exciting night for the democrats. >> the big question is what's it going to be like in the four years? bill clinton said when times are rough, they want not inspiration, but explanation. >> that's barack obama's challenge, thursday night, he has to tell us what the second term going to be. is it going to be different? this is difficult because the american peel want something different because they're not elated by the condition of the country after four years of his presidency. so he has to satisfy the desire for a second chapter, without in

any way repudiating the first chapter. >> kind of a delicate line. donna, do you think there was a class discussion happening here? that what michelle obama and julian castro are saying that barack obama and the democrats are more like you than the republicans? >> look, there's no question, republicans are saying let's go back to trickle-down politics. michelle said let's grow the economy from the middle. middle class families, working class families, that's how we get america back on the road to prosperity. >> that's the new deal kind of strategy. they wanted to get democrats to jump to their feet, you talk about lifestyle, contraception, abortion, that's the three subjects that got them standing tonight. >> george will, donna brazile, thank you so much. thank you for watching, jimmy

kimmel is coming up next. up next on an all new "jimmy kimmel live," jamie foxx. >> i'm like what is going on. >> the democratic national convention got started in charlotte, north carolina tonight what a bunch of nerds. >> dicky: pat dealey. >> the day we beat you. >> dicky: and

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- jamie foxx, cat deeley, and music from imagine dragons, with cleto and the cletones, and now, for the most part, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. very nice. thank you for watching. thank you for coming to visit. if you have -- did you have a good labor day weekend? i didn't have a great labor day.

i no longer recognize labor day as a holiday now that jerry lewis is not hosting anymore. is it supposed to be wear white or be white after labor day? wear white? if you wear white after labor day, you'll be arrested by the e-fashion police. i for one, don't believe in fashion dos and rules. i play by lady gaga rules myself. [ laughter ] the democratic national convention got started in charlotte, north carolina tonight. what a bunch of nerds. i mean, basically, you've got a lot of people who are way too proud to be from delaware. political conventions are a fun place to go if you have no fun places to go. [ laughter ] but i guess the people there do have fun. they wear the colorful t-shirts and hats with crazy buttons all over them. there's a lot of dancing. there were many great dancers at the convention tonight but this one is my favorite.

he's the dnc dancer of the night. ♪ ♪ get up now ♪ get up y'all [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: maybe i'm missing some but these conventions, they seem like a big waste of money to me. we already know who the nominees are. the speeches don't change anyone's minds. sometimes, they'll put an old guy on stage, and he'll spend 15 minutes talking to a chair. [ laughter ] this is kind of funny, on saturday, the white house released president obama's personal recipes for a home-brewed beer. that's how bad the economy is. not only is our president drinking, he's drinking beer he made in his bathtub. the president makes two different kinds of beer. the white house honey brown ale and white house honey porter. that doesn't make sense, doesn't

the porter not have to make anything. they bring stuff to you, right? meanwhile, mitt romney leased his special beer recipe today. it's milk. it's 2%, room temperature. [ applause ] romney's running mate, paul ryan, there's a report today that says he selected his official secret service code name. each of the candidates have a code name. president obama is called renegade. vice president biden goes by celtic. mitt romney is known as javelin, and paul ryan has selected bowhunter as his code name. watch out bo, the white house dog. here's what i don't get, what's the point of having a code name if you tell everyone what it is? at that point, why not just call him paul? ryan chose the name bowhunter because he hunts with a bow, he

hunts for deer. romney took the name javelin. i'm sorry to report that hollywood lost a talented actor, michael clarke duncan, the star of "the green mile" who died of a heart attack. i guess in a rush to get the story on air, the local nbc affiliate in new york had trouble with the footage. >> the man nominated for an academy award for his role in the hit movie "the green mile" has died, michael clark donen's fiancee says the actor passed away. the 54-year-old actor died monday morning at a los angeles hospital. he's been there since suffering the heart attack. the 6'5", 300-pound duncan -- >> jimmy: wait a minute, seal

died, too? that's terrible. terrible news. i guess we're lucky they didn't throw lou gossett jr. in there, too, while they were at it. this is something, a new kid's movie called the oogy love's in balloon adventure? did anybody see it? it makes sense. the movie cost $20 million to make and $40 million to promote. in more than 2,000 theaters it made less than $500,000. it made $438,000. which is about $200 per theater for the whole weekend. it's the first movie could be outgrossed by mike and ike. i guess it's an interactive movie. that's the problem, parent it's take the kids to the movies so we don't have to interact with them. that's why we call it watching a movie.

it's a very good news for baseball fans, 84-year-old vince scully has announced he will return for his 64th season of broadcasting. rebecca hall covered the story for the same elegance that vin scully has been bringing us. >> he described jackie robinson, the '55 champ, don larson's perfect game and seven world championships, whew, come on, vin, get your [ bleep ] together -- get your stuff together, is what i meant to say. >> jimmy: but you didn't. whatever happened to the teleprompter? so congratulation, vin. this is interesting, a new study from the city university of

new york has found that men and women see colors differently. and we also see everything else differently. [ laughter ] the research show that if both genders look at an orange, men perceive it to be redder. looking at grass, men see it as greener, women as more yellow. there's a scientific explanation as to why we're unable to dress ourselves. women can perceive more than 50 shades of gray, whereas men see a poorly written book. [ applause ] someone sent this -- someone sent this to me today. and now i share it with you. it's from russia. russia right now is leading the world inin crazy youtube videos. as you can see right here, a parking lot, somebody got ahold of a bulldozer and decided to bulldoze the cars in the parking lot.

this is not an accident. he's going right for that truck. it's like grand theft auto meets bob the builder here. now, look at this, this guy runs over to see what's going on. a lot of times here in the united states, we call the police and authorities to come take -- this guy, instead, decided to punch him in the face eight times and another guy, hey, let me get in on that. and i'll punch him a few times, too. and then just to make sure, a little bit more punching, and in the stomach, and that's -- that's how they play punch buggy in russia. [ applause ] today was a day of much rejoicing for parents. today is the day which most american kids went back to school. and i hated the first day of school. i really did. i tell kids now, i know it's scary, i know it's a lot of fun.

try to think of it not in terms of homework or mean teachers, think of it as an opportunity which you can pose with people for facebook pictures. there are fewer bullies to take your lunch money than when we were kids. which i think is why our kids are so fat. they're eating too much lunch. i thought this was interesting. i don't know if this was a sign of the times or what, apparently, kids are delaying their back-to-school clothes shopping to see what the other kids are wearing. how does that work? everyone shows up the first day in their underwear? who makes the first move. because back-to-school outfits were on our minds and bodies of our nation's children, i decided to make them the subject of our youtube videos. this time, i asked parents to get their kids a terrible out of style or embarrassing

back-to-school outfit and make them try it on and post the reaction to it with the title "hey, jimmy kimmel, i got my kid a terrible back-to-school outfit." this one was harder to pull off because you had to go shopping. here they are now. it's when kids and fashion collapse. >> this one's for you. this one's for you. it's the first day of school. >> what has flowers on their shirt. they'll probably laugh at me. that's really girlie. >> look how cool they are! >> i'm not wearing those. >> why? >> oh, man, this is really awesome. >> ah --

>> this is your first day of school, and i have a special outfit i picked out just for you. ooh. >> what? it's a beautiful dress, zoe? zoe, are you going to wear that outfit or not? >> i'm not. >> you like it? ty, you like it? let me see it, got it on? did you read it? >> it's inappropriate. >> it's not inappropriate. let me see. >> are you going to wear that to your first day of school? that's going to get attention. >> do you like your first day of school outfit. >> no. >> why? >> because i look nasty. >> first day of school, and all set to go. hit the road. >> guys, this is our new school

uniforms. >> you got to call, we have to dress more like jesus. >> what! >> here. >> you have to wear that to school. >> just think all the kids will be like, hey, cool. >> everyone will be wearing these. >> no. >> yeah. you'll get used to this, you know. try it on, huh? it's going to itch. >> what do you think? no, not the pants. >> why not? >> i don't want the pants on. >> why are you hiding? >> don't take a picture of me. >> come out, isabella. >> i look silly.

>> no, you don't. >> i'm not wearing this. this is the worst outfit ever. >> do you want to know why i did this? >> why? >> jimmy kimmel told me to. >> who is jimmy kimmel? >> will you try it on? just see if it's comfortable. >> i look like a girl. i look like a girl. look at me. don't i look like a girl? i'm such a girl in this. >> this is all just to get a little jimmy kimmel -- >> what? >> i hate jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] >> thanks to all the moms and dads who participated. sorry, kids. tonight, we have a good show. cat deeley is here.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: on the day after labor day, it seems appropriate that our first guest has a virtual seacrest of jobs. he's a comedian, oscar-winning actor, grammy winning musician, and now, director. his upcoming short film is part of canon's project imagination. please welcome, jamie foxx. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're going to make them pregnant if you keep doing that. >> yeah, i don't need no more

kids. >> jimmy: i feel you need a t-shirt cannon wherever you go. imaginary t-shirt cannon. there's no guest that makes a better entrance than you do, i have to say. you're number one. you'll never be topped. >> i appreciate that. i'm tired after this show. >> jimmy: i think you're exhausted right now. >> you know, i got a confession to make. you remember the last time i was here, what happened? >> jimmy: what happened? >> my lamborghini wouldn't start. >> jimmy: that's right. >> i was being all cool, had my shades on, people asking for autographs, not now, i'm jamie foxx and i have to go in my lamborghini, don't you see that? get away from the car. right, i went out to the lot,

and cleto was giving you a jump. >> yeah, he's trying to jump my lam b lamborghini with -- what was it, you had a dodge -- >> cleto: challenger. >> usa! usa! usa! usa! you know what i'm stuck. >> jimmy: you're stuck now? >> i was stuck. i didn't have nobody to call because, you know, i am in the lamba, i just pose next to it. >> jimmy: what happens when you take that thing into the dealer, do you go, you know this car i paid $250,000 for? it doesn't work today. >> you know, it's 12 grand. whatever it is, it's a lot of money. the car's a lemon, and i've known it a long time. i wanted to be special. i had the whole thing, next thing you know, i'm on the tow

truck. >> jimmy: that's how it goes sometimes. >> but i was still in the lamborghini. go ahead, move out, man. move out, faster. it's a lamborghini. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: like they do in the movies. >> you know with power windows, you had to open the door. >> jimmy: you are really an international superstar, because i saw -- i was in south africa, i went to cape town, and there were billboards of you all over the place? >> are you serious? >> jimmy: yeah. >> oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. that's my people. that's my people over there. [ speaking in foreign language ] [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: i didn't see any of that over there. i just saw people drinking wine like this. >> that is true. south africa is different. it's different. south africa is like marina del rey with a lot of -- when i landed i didn't see any black people. >> jimmy: not at all? >> not when i first landed. i was like what is going on? >> jimmy: you went to the olympics, too. >> yeah, i took my daughter to paris. bonjour, bonjour. >> jimmy: you're very close to your daughter. >> very nice. she took her boyfriend which was -- you know, that's tough. he's a real cool guy. and so we took them to paris, and they were watching the olympics, and i said you all going to go to the olympics, huh? it was like, man, it would be so cool. we got what you would consider

like, you know, like a southwest airlines type flight that flew over to london. but we didn't really have tickets. so i was sort of fronting like, we actually get there, i call my boy, luckily, they got some tickets for us, but i didn't have transportation set up. so i just used the safe to get everything. i just went to the olympics was going on, i'm acting like i'm looking for my car. mr. foxx, would you like your car? yes, where is my ride. it's crazy, the game is about to start. it's all these rose of bmws with the olympics. you saw them, i just jumped in those. >> jimmy: you did. i. >> i swear to god. i said, get in, before they figure it out. get in the car. next thing you know, we're flying trying to get to the thing. i got my head out the car so

they know it's jamie foxx. we finally get there, we checked out usa playing spain. >> jimmy: the gold medal game. >> yeah, that was a good game. >> jimmy: did you hang out with the players afterwards? >> no, i didn't have no bands, wristbands. i didn't have nothing planned. >> jimmy: well, you had this. >> after the game is over, they serious about -- i know who you are, but i don't like -- >> jimmy: they are very serious about the security over there. i tried the face thing and i wound up just getting on the subway. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: now, your daughter is just starting college, right? >> yeah, man, give it up for that, man. >> jimmy: are you asad about it? >> you know, i'm sort of both. i'm sad about it, and i'm happy, what's great about carin, i don't want to say where she went to college because i don't want to have you all show up.

but just to see her go from -- i've been on a thing about private school. she went to a private school which i think is great for certain things. certain things, it's not but she said she was worried about making friends and stuff like that. so it just felt so good to take the person that you have nurtured and told so many times, do your work, do the right thing, and they end up going to college and really making you feel proud. what's great about my daughter, she puts up with me. and that's what's cool. she always takes a step back, she lets me play through. and now, it's her time and it was just really cool because i do a lot of -- like how i am now, i'm somewhat like that in real life. and [ laughter ] and, you know, college gives her a chance for her to build her independence. i would like always leave the setting. and she was cheerleader at a

high school out in simi valley. i would show up in hollywood with this tight leather jacket and with a louis scarf that says louis on it, you know. i remember being a cheerleader, and she's going, dad, please don't walk up to me with that tight leather jacket on. don't you see how everybody else is dressed? they all had on plaids. you just embarrass me. wow, to see her now embrace that, we went to the south of france, kicked it and had a good time. now to see her in college, it just warms me up. >> jimmy: i would imagine, you need to stay away from the college campus because -- >> yeah, i got to stay away from the college campus, because if i do show up and somebody recognized me, it's going to be a party. like the song "blame it on the alcohol," she hates that. i'm like, no, baby, that was number one for 13 weeks.

dad, every time i go to a house party, they start playing it, and looking at me. i say, girl, you should be proud. that's how got in college. "blame it on the alcohol" money. >> jimmy: if it makes you feel better, every kid is embarrassed by their parents. you just happen to be the guy who siths "blame it on the alcohol." we're going to take a quick break here and come back with jamie foxx. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by bud light. jolly rancher bold hard candies...

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now, this -- jamie said hello to every member of the audience which is nice. >> i was here the whole time. >> jimmy: this "project imagination" you're working on with the canon camera company. >> i saw this commercial. but it was a canon commercial where people send in their photos and they do a movie about it. and i was like, i had started a few years ago, and i thought, wow, that's such a great thing to take advantage of how we're all connected now. you look at facebook, twitter, all of these people, artists that don't get a chance to come to hollywood and don't necessarily get their dreams. at least get a chance to make their dreams come true. and i thought that was a great idea. then i saw ron howard at the helm. just in passing thought that would be great to do something, like that, to be involved. this year, they're opening it up a little bit. and i get a chance to be one of

the directors that is going to choose whatever photo you guys send in to canon and shoot a ten-minute short. >> jimmy: based on that photo? >> seven or eight photos, and we'll come up with stories. >> jimmy: that's a fun thing. and it can be anything? >> it can be any type of picture you want to take. it doesn't matter what it is. and we take it and put it all together. i'll be submit something photos, too. but i'm going to use a fake name. >> jimmy: oh, you are, okay. [ laughter ] >> ooh, johnny foxx, let's try it. >> jimmy: are you finished with the quentin tarantino movie? >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's a big honor to be in one of his movies, he doesn't do a lot of them and they're always fantastic. >> i'm going to say this, you know quinton is a cinematic

genius. first of all the cast, leonardo d decap yo, samuel jackson. don johnson -- >> jimmy: hold on, it sounded like you said don johnson. >> you know how quinton is, he will grab those guys he's been fond of for years. this movie is going to land heavy. it's the first western that acknowledges slavery. i get freed by a german dentist. and when he frees me, he's looking for these guys, the brittle brothers. i happen to know who the brittle brothers are because they disrespected my wife. but if the way they disrespected my wife, it's in quentin tarantino fashion, if you know

what i mean. >> jimmy: it's bad. >> it's bad. he says he's actually a bounty hunter. he said if you point out the brittle brothers for me, i will help you find your wife. i sort of jump the gun and kill the brittle brothers myself, but we happen to be on a plantation and during slavery times, a black guy isn't supposed to be doing that. so now we're on the run from different plantation to different plantation, looking for my wife carrie washington. when i say it's going to be tough -- >> jimmy: i can't wait to see that. [ applause ] >> and just to say this, in dealing with the slavery aspect of it, for black america, for our education on what it is, because it's really going to land sincere, you know. and one -- the tougher scenes to

watch, when carrie actually had to take a lashing, because at one point, they take her out and in front of me, they give her lashings with a whip. carrie watches them and said bravely, i want to take the lashings. we're in shack row at the time. what is great about quentin tarantino, he would play music between the photo setups >> jimmy: in even the lashings -- a deejay for the lashings? he's a sick person. >> only the black people. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: a little something from the dash band, it's called "let it whip." >> jimmy, ain't right, man. what is exactly amazing about that, for our history, when she's about to get -- when

that's about to happen, everybody's in a solemn place. i asked for them to play the song from fred hammon. and the song was ♪ ♪ ♪ share when i tell you quinton tarantino's eyepiece filled up with water from the emotions. when you watch it, it's going to take you through a gum muamut o emotions. when he goes to get his girl, oh, my goodness. >> jimmy: that sounds great. jamie foxx, everybody. find out about "project imagination." we'll be right back with pat dealey. double miles you can "actually" use. but with those single mile travel cards... [ bridesmaid ] blacked out... but i'm a bridesmaid.

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi there, we are back. still to come imagine dragons. our next guest helps determine whether those who think they can dance actually can. she is the emmy-nominated host of the emmy-nominated show "so you think you can dance." watch it tomorrow night on fox. please say hello to cat deeley. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> hello. you look so cute with the haircut. >> jimmy: a haircut? i did get a haircut today. >> you look good like that. >> jimmy: thank you very much. i did get a haircut today. you look fantastic.

>> thank you, i spent a good hour and a half in hair and makeup. >> jimmy: is that all? that's nod bad at all. as a foreigner to our land, do you celebrate labor day? >> i didn't actually do anything. i took it very easy because i've got a very busy time coming up. and i did feel the earthquake. >> jimmy: you did. >> i haven't felt one before. >> jimmy: you must have been really close to it because there wasn't much of an earthquake. >> that was nothing? >> jimmy: that was nothing. i didn't even wake up. >> do i need to prepare myself for something bigger? >> jimmy: most certainly, yeah. do you know what to do? do you have a kit? >> a kit? >> jimmy: i don't have one here. i have three of them, one in my car, one in my house. >> get me one of them. >> jimmy: first of all, you want to have boots or shoes next to your bed. >> are these any good?

>> jimmy: these are not good, no. in case there's any broken glass when the earthquake happens you won't get cut when you go screaming out of the house. >> see, that's what i do. >> jimmy: okay. do not go running screaming out of the house. it used to be get under a doorway or a table. they're changing it every three months. >> but that's confusing. >> jimmy: if you're in an earthquake, do not come to the studio to get under my desk. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: actually, i could really pull a scam here. you need to get under my desk. i'll tell you what to do. >> there's not. enough room. >> jimmy: oh, there's enough room, don't worry, we'll figure it out. >> get under a desk. anything else? >> jimmy: pray to jesus as hard as you can. >> okay.

i'm on good terms with him. >> jimmy: if you're in a relatively new building, you shouldn't have a problem. >> but i am in a new building. >> jimmy: that's good. >> because i'm considering construction done everywhere. >> jimmy: that's not good. it may actually get you closer to your goal. are you going through one of those terrible projects that lasts forever? >> it's actually not terrible. it's been going on for so long now. the fourth of july, i had a party at the house, what is it called, the fourth of july? >> jimmy: the day we beat you, we just call it. the day we rappel you and fought you. you have a party to celebrate it? >> yes, i know i shouldn't be celebrating because after all, i am english. but basically what we do, i have all the kids on the previous