there. thanks to yunji. thank you for watching abc news. jimmy kimmel is up next. we'll see you here tomorrow. up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- terry bradshaw. >> you lost a little weight. you were a chubby boy. >> dave matthews. >> i sweat a lot. >> oh, really? >> that's the only reason i can't bring sexy back. >> "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> the reason i'm in this race is to [ bleep ] people. >> and music from dave matthews band. >> it ain't no fun in

>> jimmy: well, hello there. for those that you don't know, we are taking our show, "jimmy kimmel live," to brooklyn the last week of october and our friends at subway are giving some lucky people tickets to come see us. subway is celebrating their birthday this month, hence the balloons, with $5 footlong favorites. they even have one called the italian bmt after the brooklyn manhattan transit. tonight one of their unsuspecting customers is going to go in to buy a sub and come out with a trip for two to brooklyn. my cousin sal is live in a subway in las vegas right now to help. hi cousin sal. oh, they've got you in the uniform. >> hello, cousin jimmy. >> jimmy: there are customers

milling about who do not know what we're up to, correct? >> yes, that's right. and one of those lucky customers is about to receive a big sub-prize. >> jimmy: did you say sub-prize, cousin sal? >> yes, i did. please don't make me say it again. >> jimmy: i am going to name a continuement, actually, we'll put it on the screen so the customer doesn't hear me. the first customer to order a sub with that continuement on it gets a trip to brooklyn to see our show. and tonight's mystery continuement is? mustard. okay. cousin sal, go ahead. start the orders and we'll see if somebody orderers something with that on it. >> bring someone in. >> jimmy: here we go. this is exciting. these people have no idea what's going on. >> hello subway customer. can i take your order? >> turkey breast. with onions, lettuce, tomato, spinach.

>> and -- >> bell peppers. >> bell peppers? >> jimmy: you want anything else on that sandwich? >> olives? >> jimmy: anything else? >> that too dry for you at all? >> lettuce will do it. >> jimmy: all right. >> can't do anything with this guy. >> jimmy: let's get somebody else in there. little does he know what he just missed out on. oh, what a shame. and -- >> hey, big guy. what can i get for you? >> foot log veggie pattie with avocado. >> what kind of continuement? >> everything. vegetables and honey mustard -- >> jimmy: honey what? honey mustard? >> congratulations! you're going to "jimmy kimmel live" in brooklyn! >> jimmy: sir, do you have any idea what's going on? >> some what, yeah.

>> jimmy: some what? okay. we are going to bring you to brooklyn to see our show live there, okay? >> really? >> jimmy: he doesn't know what we're talking about. thank you, sal. thank you, subway. >> dicky: subway will be giving away a new grand sub-prize to a lucky consumer each day throughout the month of september, as well as hundreds of smaller prizes throughout each day. join the sub-prize party. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes with terry bradshaw, dave matthews and music from dave matthews band.'s the subway® sub y and you could win a new grand prize every day, all september! like jeep compass suvs and florida vacations, kinect prizes, and radio shack prize packs. even cash, and more! just grab a 30-ounce drink or doritos chips with your sub for a chance to win! ♪ ♪ [ female announcer ] prepare yourself

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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- terry bradshaw. dave matthews. and music from dave matthews band. with cleto and the cletones. and now, just relax. here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live"

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome, everyone. thank you very much for coming. well that's -- that's very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thank you for making a long and harrowing journey to be here with us this evening. i'm glad you're in a good mood. you're here on a good night. first of all, the human hurricane known as terry bradshaw is with us here tonight. [ applause ] for those who don't know, terry and i used to work together at fox sports. he didn't like me very much. i love animals. i really do. and also tonight, the reason the goodyear blimp is overhead, dave matthews band is here. [ applause ] that blimp -- it follows dave wherever he goes. hey, this is kind of exciting. for the first time in 28 years,

scientists have discovered a new species of monkey. and look at how excited he is. [ laughter ] that's it. quite a face, huh? the monkey was found in the congo where locals call it a lisula. i like the people in the congo see this monkey all the time and we call it a discovery. apparently discovery is when a white person finally discovered something. stupid white people. [ applause ] i hate them so much. but this is unbelievable news. a new iphone and a new monkey all in the same week. what are the odds? the researchers have found these mon keys are concerned about protecting them. the first one they found lived in a house of a local school director. the owner said she was a pet buzz unable to explain the packages of dipping sauce placed strategically around the cage, you see, because they were going to eat it.

let's see that little guy again. i -- [ laughter ] never seen an animal so disappointed in the human race. you know, it reminds me of adrian brody. right? [ applause ] kind of him. i have an app on my iphone that swaps people's faces. let's try it with adrian and the monkey. go ahead and swap the -- [ laughter ] imagine having a little pet that looks just like you. let's do guillermo now. let's get guillermo's face up there. and -- [ applause ] i like both sides of that. now let's do terry bradshaw. see if there's any difference at all. there. ill mean -- [ applause ] i think we found the missing link. that's what terry would lack like with hair. if you live here in l.a., you probably saw this all over the news. four men robbed a bank,

allegedly, and then led police on an hour-long chase but it wasn't your typical police chase. i guess in an attempt to slow the cops down, they started throwing money out of the car. and, of course, people were running into the street to grab -- it was like an exceptionally dangerous version of "cash cab." not a bad idea, but -- the strategy backfired because all -- the people rushing out on the street eventually blocked the suv and the people captured three of the four guys. as for the money, apparently it's illegal for people to keep it. it is strictly catch and release. most of them kept the money anyway and some of them did interviews. this is my favorite. i don't know if this guy got the money or not. but this is from ktla news. i think this gentleman made a pretty good argument as to why he should be able to keep it. >> this man says he's unemployed, hopped on his bike to try to come and collect some cash. >> it might be stolen cash, but when you need it, it don't seem stolen. [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: i hope that's his employer on the phone. i have to say -- [ applause ] i put it up there with. the city-wide teacher's strike in chicago continued today. 400,000 students are laying around the house. the president of the teacher's union said, there could be a resolution over the weekend. but in the meantime, kids aren't learning, and that's where we step in. two kinds of education and there's street smarts. tonight, we've combined both of those by asking some of the costume characters here on the street to explain the early development of the universe. >> big bang theory actually started with the -- basically,

it's about evolution. >> got to do with the turtles and how evolution has come together, with the turtles, once they die off, then the cows will die. after the cows, it's the humans. >> the big bang theory is the central bank of america and all the people around the globe is controlling -- is -- a lot of things are happening, being monetary system being changed and the global affects is happening. >> another thing with the big bang theory is gun powder and solar flares. >> and the masses all got together with the gravities of all the different gases and the stars burned. >> and that's when extinction happened with the dinosaurs and they disappeared, but they just, like, actually fell into a pit of tar. it's on the corner of wilshire and la brea, so, they are taking

the dinosaurs out now. >> yeah, that's the big bang theory. i wasn't the first one to come up with this theory. it was in many books and christopher columbus, i'm sure, i'm sure he had something to do with it, too, and -- maybe even the quaker oatmeal guy. i mean, who knows? that guy looks smart. >> jimmy: see, kinds, that's what happens when you don't go to school. [ applause ] new york city board of health approved a controversial new ban today. under then ba, it will be illegal for restaurants and street carts to sell sodas or sugary drinks larger than 16 ounces. new york might be the only city in the world where you can have a guy deliver drugs to your apartment but you can't get a large coke. probably a good idea but it does presence a lot of issues that need to be worked out. for instance, without 64 ounce cups, where will homeless men go to the bathroom in new york, other than every place?

on the other side of the subway token, fashion week wrapped up tonight in new york. leonardo dy kicaprio was there, cheque out the new spring line of girlfriends. kate gosselin showed up. her ex-husband jon gosselin stayed at home and put an ed hardy fashion show on for the kids. this is the week we get to see all of the new clothes that no one will ever wear. fashion week is probably the closest thing women have to fantasy football in terms of active tips the other sex can't understand at all, but -- i, honestly, i cannot -- i don't understand this. i -- i don't get this. i don't know -- i -- i want that. i want this. oh, my god. ve been looking everywhere for a giraffe skin overall set. meanwhile, dr. oz had quite a week.

yesterday, michelle obama was on the show and this is great. watch what happens moments after he throws to break. >> kids don't want to sit around. they're ready to play. >> we've got some big announcements today. so, stay tuned to find out what it is. we'll be right back. >> oz uncensored. you're most outrageous, humiliating confessions. camel toe. >> should i be concerned? >> jimmy: they really classed things up for the first lady. [ laughter ] hey -- [ applause ] speaking of the obamas. there's a new poll out today, it claims that 58% of americans believe barack obama would beat mitt romney in a fistfight. the research was done by yahoo and the institute of things no one was wondering about. [ laughter ] i realize a fistfight between them was an option. maybe we can wrap this election up tonight. make it a pay per view. we could wipe up the national dealt in one night if we had this. [ applause ] we really could.

i'm trying to imagine, though -- trying to imagine a scenario in which mitt romney would even get in a fight. howl dare you, no one insults my collection of rare chinese spoons and gets away with it. i'm guessing the people who picked obama to win this fight haven't seen this photograph. i think -- does that change anything? [ laughter ] little bit? maybe they meant michelle obama would. i like the idea of a fistfight to pick the commander in chief. finally, my dream of a president mike tyson could become a reality. let's do this. here's some interesting technology news. scientists -- i didn't know they had greek scientists. i know there's a lot of yogurt over there. they're developing a technology they shea could help police identify drunk people. apparent it will when you get drunk, the blood vessels in your face die late and your face gets warmer and this new technology can detect subtle temperature changes. if you want to get drunk in public, you'll have to tape ice cream sandwiches to your face.

i don't know why they would spent money on this. you want to know somebody is drunk. here's how you do it. guillermo, are you drunk? >> yeah. [ applause ] >> jimmy: all you have to do is ask. your honesty is refreshing. second night of a new season of "the x factor" aired on fox. the winner this year is going to compete against the winners of "american idol" and "the voice" for the title of most quickly forgotten karaoke singer. one of the big surprises this season -- [ applause ] is how tough new judge britney spears has been on the contestants. i think people thought she would kind of be like paula abdul. but she gives it to them straight. sometimes she seems outright disgusted. and with that said, it's time for a new segment called the britney sneer of the night. ♪

>> jimmy: i see that expression a lot. and one more thing, it is thursday night and it's time for our weekly tribute to the fcc, where we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. it is "this week in unnecessary censorship." enjoy. [ applause ] >> tonight, our coaches return more [ bleep ] up than ever to discover america's best voice. >> ryan reynolds, we have to say, great taste in women, blake lively and scarlett johansson. >> [ bleep ] both of them. blake lively is wonderful. >> over a weekend, a man filed a police report accusing the singer of [ bleep ] him in the [ bleep ] while inside an l.a. nightclub. >> if you want me to come over, wash your [ bleep ], i'm game. >> bieber said he wants to be known for his music and not for [ bleep ] his hair. >> i feel like i have more responsibilities different aspects of my life, having to [ bleep ] more [ bleep ]. >> because if i [ bleep ] your [ bleep ], i get as big as you

and when we started, he was feeling my [ bleep ] and i was feeling his. >> the reason i'm in this race is to [ bleep ] people. >> [ bleep ]. >> the trainer is out there now and -- novak djokovic is receiving treatment. 007. >> key to a good sex life? >> oh, take a [ bleep ] before every -- >> oh, stop! >> ex-boyfriend rihanna tattooed on his [ bleep ]? >> wait, wait, wait. there's another way. there's my way. let me so you you my way. oh, let me go! ahh! >> jimmy: hey, we have a good show for you tonight. dav ma dave matthews is here to chat. we have music from dave matthews band and we'll be right back with terry bradshaw, so stick around. [ male announcer ] got a single? get a mcdouble.

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>> jimmy: hi, welcome back. tonight on the program, we get a visit from the great dave matthews. he's here to talk and then he and the band are going to play music from this, their brand new album, it's called "away from the world." dave matthews band from the bud light outdoor stage. next week we'll be joined by richard gere, matthew perry, julie bowen, from "how i met your mother" josh radnor, from the texas rangers, josh hamilton, and we'll have music from kreayshawn and after began whigs.

our first guest tonight is that rare athlete whose career has actually benefitted from repeated blows to the head. he is an nfl hall of famer, four-time super bowl champ and the loopiest broadcaster maybe ever. from "fox nfl sunday," please say hello to terry bradshaw. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good to see you. that's fine. we never use it anyway. how is it going? >> i haven't seen you -- you look good, man. >> jimmy: thank you, thank you very much. >> how much -- you lost a lot of weight. >> jimmy: a little bit. >> foxy. you were a little chubby boy. >> jimmy: you forgot the rest of your overalls it looks like. >> i know. well, you know -- we come on at midnight, who cares, right? >> jimmy: this is have --

>> this is funny. >> jimmy: this is a hip look. i like this. >> i'm in suits all day sunday and then all my -- oh, by the way, harry rose, mention your name, i need more bookings. 2,500 bucks, that's pretty sweet. >> jimmy: you're one of the richest men in the united states. >> yes, i am one of the weal wealthiest men. >> jimmy: one of the savviest businessmen ever. this man is the most brilliant move ever, did a commercial for supercuts despite the fact that he's completely bald! [ applause ] >> unprecedented. you're right. >> jimmy: how are things going without me. do you miss me at all? >> no. we can't afford you. you're big now. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> you got a lot of money. how much are they paying you? seriously, tell me. >> jimmy: you want to know in money of bales of hay?

hey, the last time you were here, you had a prom cagram cal "pigs for jesus" going on. >> got in a lot of trouble for that. >> jimmy: you were not -- it was not a joke. >> dead serious. let me tell you what it was, folks. everybody is baptist where i'm from in the south. except those who haven't been messed with. even the ig pigs. i wanted to start a foundation and i have a big ranch down in oklahoma, and i sectioned off a part of it for pigs and what i would do is buy pigs and then i would fatten them up and, don't take this wrong, but -- slaughter them. [ laughter ] and then i would take the meat and distribute it out to -- >> jimmy: hungry people. >> through food banks. >> jimmy: that's good. [ applause ] >> i was trying to think of a catchy -- [ applause ] well, not to quick. i'm trying to think, well,

what's a good, you know, what's a good marketing thing. so, i thought, i'm a christian, so,pigs for jesus. and the little pig was flying with a halo around him with a big smile going to heaven. because he'd just been slaughtered. so, i -- i called it pigs for jesus and i thought it was cute. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i was doing bands and bracelets and socks and t-shirts and little did i know i was really making a lot of people mad. >> jimmy: well, why? >> because my christian brethren were really upset with the smile pigs for jesus and a few other religions were upset with me. >> jimmy: is that right? >> so i -- so i said, enough of this foundation. i shut her down. you can not find my -- you cannot find pigs for jesus anywhere. but i still raise pigs. i fund it myself. and we have fed up to date, this

has been going on four years now, we fed over 80,000 people. >> jimmy: oh, that's very good. [ applause ] >> so -- what i thought -- what i thought was a good idea was a good idea -- >> jimmy: branding issue. >> very sensitive society and, but i still do what i wanted to do, which is feed people that are hungry. >> jimmy: when we started together at fox, we -- you didn't -- >> brilliant. brilliant this guy is brilliant. >> jimmy: you didn't like me at all. >> no, that's not true. no, no, jimmy, i did like you. >> jimmy: you hated me. >> howie didn't like you. >> jimmy: he still doesn't. >> howie will never like you. >> jimmy: i feel like you and i -- that is true, by the way. i feel like we got to really appreciate each other. much like larry bird and magic johnson. professional rivals but respectful of one another. >> okay. >> jimmy: yes. >> we weren't rivals. >> jimmy: a little bit. it's not like we were rivals

physically, obviously. you would crush me like -- >> they would not show your skits and in your skits you would always take shots at my intelligence and so on and so forth -- i don't have a lot -- i don't have comedy writers -- >> jimmy: i took shots at your lack of intelligence. [ laughter ] >> i got to kind of wing it and, so, sunday, a lot of times was like -- >> jimmy: are you saying this isn't written, this material of yours? >> no, no. you don't write my stuff. [ laughter ] so, it was -- >> jimmy: if you could read, i'd write it. >> now that's good. [ applause ] no, i -- i loved you, when you left, i was devastated. >> jimmy: we had fun together. do you like the new guy who is there? >> i like frank. i don't know who the new guy is. i can't remember his name. >> jimmy: that's what i was going to ask. >> what is his name? >> jimmy: his name is rob rigle.

he's a very funny guy. >> i guess he is. >> jimmy: i remember two years after i had been working there -- >> after awhile -- fox is going, don't say that! by the faway, folks, "fox nfl sunday," please watch it. >> jimmy: very funny show. >> michael's got a great gig. >> jimmy: he's the new regis. >> is it "kelly and michael?" >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> he's great. big personality. every time i look at him, i want to kick a field goal or something through those teeth, but -- [ laughter ] he's got a -- he's a great guy and -- >> jimmy: are you happy for him? people aren't jealous that he's off working all week in new york and comes back out? >> no, why would we -- jimmy johnson is happy in florida. mike is in new york now doing that show. i do -- i am in the horse and cattle business, or was, not anymore, give corporate speeches and i work and occasionally, you

know, i do a movie. thomas out there tonight listening, and i'm, where's waldo and all his movies. i never get a line, i just walk around. i might win an oscar. >> jimmy: you got something big coming up. i want to talk about that when we come back. i want to talk about your christmas album and i want to talk about your -- what's going on with you sexually, as well. terry bradshaw is here. we'll be right back. ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] introducing a reason...to look twice. introducing a stunning work of technology -- the entirely new lexus es. and the first-ever es hybrid. this is the pursuit of perfection.

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>> jimmy: hi there, we're back with terry bradshaw. "fox nfl sunday." now, terry -- where do you live when you're out here? do you have a house? >> really, really a nice hotel. >> jimmy: you are, really? >> i am. >> jimmy: stay there every night? >> i stay there, the first month of the season. >> jimmy: okay. >> and then -- >> jimmy: where do you go? >> during the football season, it is easier to fly out of dallas, so, i go back to my ranch in oklahoma and then i fly out of dallas. >> jimmy: you like living in a hotel? >> no. nice place, but i mean, i'm out in the country, you know, i have to adjust to it. first month's pretty hard because i'm just kind of -- what do you do? >> jimmy: where do you put the livestock? >> well, i bring my goat with me everywhere i go. >> jimmy: and what about -- you have a girlfriend? is there a lady in your life? >> you got a lady?

>> jimmy: i have an idea for you. >> what? >> heidi klum is single now. that would be a nice pairing for you. [ applause ] >> no, i don't think -- >> jimmy: what kind of woman are you looking for? >> a single woman. >> jimmy: okay. >> with a lot of money. maybe can read a little. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: just a couple of requests. >> you were talking about -- can you hand me a napkin? i'm about to burn up. you were talking about that hotel. i got kicked out of my room. >> jimmy: why? >> some rich dude booked this room three months ago. i'm in this room for 70 nights a year. they kept me out. i had my workout gear, my tapes, all my -- high def tvs, i paid for this stuff. and they came, mr. bradshaw, you're we're sorry, you're going to have to get out. you have to be kidding me. they stuck me in a room in the 13th, 14th floor. i'm sitting there with nothing. the tvs aren't even high def in this place and this cost a lot

of money. i ain't been real happy. before i got out, i smoked cigars. so, i got even. i smoked a cigar. you can't smoke in this hotel. i blew it on the sheets, i blew it on the drapes. i -- oh, yeah. oh, i got even. i got even. i took metamucil and a bunch of stuff and had a bowel movement in the bed. kick me out of my room? i was -- i was hot, boy. but it will take them two months -- then i find out they put me back in my old room. anyway, i was steaming. i'm southweweating like you kno. this is big for me right now. you're laughing. what? >> jimmy: i want to talk about your singing. >> my singing? >> jimmy: enough with the singing already. you have a christmas album coming out, i hear? >> next year. >> jimmy: why? [ laughter ]

>> let me tell you -- >> jimmy: is there -- >> can you be serious for a second? >> jimmy: yeah, i can. >> if you have kids -- i have two precious daughters. rachel is in nashville, great song writer, just signed with bigger pictures and she's doing her first album coming out in the spring, my younger daughterm north texas -- it used to be called north texas. she might go to law school. she's a big horse -- stop laughing. i'm trying to get through this. so, anyway, i -- what were we talking about? >> jimmy: i don't know. you headed down this road. >> i love christmas. i put my christmas tree up the last week in october. i can't wait to play "it's a wonderful life." i mean -- i'm a huge christmas guy. and i always said, i love these little girls, used to sing christmas songs to them.

i want to do a christmas album for my little girls. nobody would -- i can't sing that well, so, nobody would -- [ laughter ] but i find out, if you've got a little money, you can pay for it and do it yourself. [ laughter ] and, so -- [ cheers and applause ] so, that's -- i -- i got -- i took my trailer and, the one i just paid off, and i sold it, online, and got $12,000 for it and took that money and went to nashville and i'm doing a christmas album with a great producer. i got a song coming out this year called "lights of louisiana," which we're going to send it out through the state of louisiana, obviously, and then next year, the single, the album will be out. >> jimmy: you know what would be wonderful? around christmas time, i would like you to come here and sing "lights of louisiana" for us. would you do that? >> yeah. i will -- i got a great friend, a great acoustic guitar player named kim johnson. i said, man, we have to sing

this. it's a beautiful song. >> jimmy: bring him, bring the pigs for jesus. >> we won't bring the pigs for jesus. we'll leave that alone. a little money -- >> jimmy: and the pigs for jesus performing live on the show. "fox nfl sunday," live at noon eastern time. terry bradshaw, everybody. we'll be right back with dave matthews. [ dollar ] that's me -- l50858544p. but i'm not just a number. i have a purpose -- a higher purpose. [ muffled ] have some respect! not good. oh, man. hello? mm, no! finally -- the buck stops here. [ male announcer ] mcdonald's meaty, melty mcdouble with 100% beef and cheese. and the juicy mcchicken. just some of the irresistible choices on the dollar menu.

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>> jimmy: hi there, welcome back. last year, our next guest and his band celebrated their 20th anniversary as one of the world's most successful bands and also one of very few bands named dave. their new album, which is called

"away from the world," i have it over here. it's available now. please say hello to dave matthews. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm good, how are you doing? >> jimmy: good. >> very exciting to be on the television with you. >> jimmy: very excited to have you here. we've been wanting you to come for a long time. i'm sorry you have to sit in terry bradshaw's sweat right now. >> i was thinking -- i didn't think i had a lot in common with him, but -- but i sweat a lot. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> it's revolting. that's the only reason i can't bring sexy back. >> jimmy: you know, you do things -- there's like laser treatments and that sort of thing. you can have your blands cut off and they reroute your sweat from

your head -- >> i don't know why that makes me want to hold my -- [ laughter ] don't cut my bland my glands o. >> jimmy: what really doesn't make you want to do that? what was -- last night was the last night of your tour? >> yeah, the hollywood bowl, which is -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: which is a great place to play. >> when you play the staples center, it's -- you have a rock show. but when you play the hollywood bowl, it's like a picnic. >> jimmy: yeah, it is. literally a picnic, because you can bring food and wine and people bring their little -- >> relax. >> jimmy: you like it better like that? >> i have to tell myself, i have to say, i don't think they're bored. >> jimmy: oh, i see. >> sometimes they just look like, what are you doing? what am i doing here? what am i doing? >> jimmy: you did an encore last night and i always wonder. the encore puzzles me because you -- they're planned, right? there's nothing spontaneous -- >> when i write the set --

>> jimmy: yeah. >> i always write what the encore is, too. but i understand, the strangeness of it. now, it's just a tradition. sometimes i'm going out on stage and i'm listening, i'm like, i don't even know if they want an encore. they're really quiet right now. do i look stupid if i walk out there? oh, it was great, no, go, go. and then i go out there and everyone is like, oh, he's back, how's it going? >> jimmy: that's the thing. because people know -- especially when you keep one of your biggest hits in your back pocket, they know you're going to come out and do it, so, they take it for granted. it's almost like the audience is being tortured in a way. >> it is a version of torture. >> jimmy: you better clap or we're not going to come out. but you are. let's get rid of it. >> it's a good point. i do -- i don't know if i'm the guy to break the tradition.

we were in italy and, the square, and then we did an encore and then we left and the crowd was like, oh, screaming, like, wow, let's do another encore. then, we did another. the crowd was like -- then, we did another. it's crazy with encorpses. >> jimmy: so, if people are enthusiastic enough, you will add an encore to the show? >> yeah. but not always. sometimes -- hey, we can't. >> jimmy: we have a bus to catch. >> i'm tired. >> jimmy: you're a really good artist. i know you designed the last couple of album covers. picasso meets hollywood squares. >> it is. because i thought they wouldn't want it on -- on, some children might be offended in america, i didn't actually draw her nipples or her nipples. i just implied them. but then i was -- now when i

sign them, i draw in the nipples. >> jimmy: i like that. i have to have you do that for me. >> i'll do it. extra nipple. >> jimmy: there's a video on tmz of you, people now know to ask you for drawings and you drew this for a guy and -- i don't know if you're aware of this, which is very good, but i don't know if you're aware of this, he sold it on ebay for $500. i know that's what they do. the pros -- if someone is holding a ticket from 19 -- was i in a band? i was in the band in 1900. oh, god. >> jimmy: then you know they were a fan and they were there. >> if a guy goes, i saw you in madison square garden in '95. and, with blues traveler, i'm like, we didn't play with that band in 1995, you liar. >> jimmy: this one is on sale on ebay for $499 right now.

you drew that? >> you're convincing me now to tell people -- >> jimmy: you should stop doing this. don't do this for people anymore. >> i'm going to stop. i'm stopping right now. unless they're real. >> jimmy: i have a few trivia questions prepared -- >> i know they're lying. i'm a big fan. you're not a big fan. i know they're not -- they're all pros. >> jimmy: this guy is selling it for $1,500. >> yeah. >> jimmy: which makes you a professional artist. >> yeah. what i should do is not do it for them and now that i've done it on tv, just do it -- do it for charity because they're not giving that money away. >> jimmy: that's right. that is a good idea. >> i'll do it with terry and pigs for jesus. >> jimmy: we could get it going again. [ applause ] well, we're very excited. the whole band is here. we have the blimp up ahead. >> i saw the blimp. i tried to get a photo, carter and i were trying to get a photo, but it turned around. >> jimmy: it's here for you. dave matthews band, everybody.

that is their eighth album, "away from the world." it is available now. we'll be right back with dave matthews, the band.

>> jimmy: this is their new album, it's called "away from the world." here with the song "mercy", dave

matthews band! ♪ ♪ don't give up i know you can see all the world and the mess we're making ♪ ♪ can't give up and hope god will intercede come on back imagine that we could get it together ♪ ♪ stand up for where we need to be 'cause crying won't save or feed a hungry child ♪ ♪ can't lay down and hope for a miracle to change things so lift up your eyes lift up your heart singing ♪ ♪ mercy will we overcome this oh one by one could we just turn it around maybe ♪

♪ carry on just a little bit longer and i'll try to give you what you need ♪ ♪ me and you and you and you just wanna be free yeah yeah ♪ ♪ but you see all the world is just as we have made it and until we've got a new world i gotta say ♪ ♪ that love is not a whisper or a weakness no love is strong now we've gotta get it together ♪ ♪ gotta get gotta get gotta get til there is no reason to fight ♪ ♪ mercy will we overcome this oh one by one could we turn it around maybe ♪

♪ carry on just a little bit longer and i'll try to give you what you need ♪ ♪ ♪ mercy will we overcome this or have we come too far to turn it around ♪ ♪ do we ask too much to be a little bit stronger 'cause i wanna give you what you need ♪ ♪ mercy what will become of us oh one by one could we turn it around maybe ♪ ♪ carry on just a little bit longer ani'