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>> jimmy: hello, everyone. that's very nice. thank you very much. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you to all of you for coming tonight. it's wonderful to have you here. that's very nice. and i like to wish you, those of you to whom it applies, happy boss' day today. the day on which you are supposed to show your boss how much you appreciate them was called national ass kissers day but hallmark made them change it. but today, it was sweet, people went to my house and spelled "happy boss' day" on the front of my garage in elgggs. isn't that thoughtful? i think you are supposed to get your boss a gift.

isn't that right? [ laughter ] >> guillermo: i got one for you. >> jimmy: what? >> guillermo: a bot tle of tequila. it's in my dressing room. >> jimmy: that's yours. i want a fresh, new gift from you, something you picked out specifically for me. do you understand? >> guillermo: yes. >> jimmy: you didn't even wish me a happy boss' day. didn't even get a hug. i got you a gift on adorable sidekicks day. >> guillermo: oh. >> jimmy: you remember that? >> guillermo: yeah, i rather that. >> jimmy: what i would like you to do is leave this theater and come back with a gift for me. >> guillermo: all right. i'll come back. >> jimmy: you have like eight minutes. so hurry. don't grab something out of the back. i want a real present. and don't -- i don't want another gift card from chico's. do you hear me out there?

tonight, the second of three big debates between president obama and mitt romney from hofstra university in hempstead, new york, moderated by candy crowley. why should it be on all channels? super bowl is on one channel we find it. i don't know why they had a debate. this race was over last night when honey boo boo child made her official endorsement. who will you support for president? mitt romney or barack obama? >> barack obama? >> jimmy: that's right, bovotin for barack obama. you know they say as goes honey boo boo so goes the election. the agreed on subject for the debate were foreign and domestic issues. which pretty much covers everything, doesn't? where else is there besides foreign and domestic issues? space, i guess?

the president gets a lot of criticism or got a lot of criticism for not being aggressive enough in the first debate and tonight he immediately karate chopped mitt romney in the throat. a crucial debate for the president and his team didn't want to leave anything to chance. you know in the last debate he was very down, seemed like he took a horse tranquilizer pill before. tonight they made sure he was up by replacing his voice with the voice of the honey badger guy. >> governor romney says he's got a five-point plan. he doesn't. he has a one-point plan and that plan is to make sure that folks at the top play by different set of rules. that's been his philosophy in the private sector, that's been his philosophy as governor and as a presidential candidate. governor don't give a [ bleep ]. he's a nasty ass honey badger. look at him grunting. gross. >> jimmy: he is grunting a little bit. tonight's debate was --

[ cheers and applause ] tonight's debate was what they call town hall format which is where real voters get to ask questions and the candidates ignore them and just talk about what they wanted ed ted to in t place. they found 82 undecided voters to ask the questions. they found the 82 confused people to lead the discussion. if you are undecided, you shouldn't be allowed to vote for "dancing with the stars" if you're -- there are a lot of rules for tonight. "time" leaked what was supposed to be a secret agreement between the campaigns that has very specific rules that covers just about everything you could think of, including size of the candidates' dressing rooms, have to be the same, the chairs, reads like the backstage rider for the most boring rock band ever. one of the rules was that the moderator will not ask follow-up questions or comment on either the questions asked by the audience or the answers by the candidates. so basically one of tonight's debate rules was that no one was

allowed to debate. there was to be no debate. candy crowley ignored that. my favorite rule tonight was each candidate may move about in a predesignated area and may not leave that area while the debate is under way. as if mitt romney would run out for white castle hamburgers during. donald trump gave himself an important job during the debate. last night he said due to quote, very popular demand, i will be live tweeting the debate. popular demand was not enough, for donald trump it had to be very popular. but this is how elections go nowadays. donald trump live tweets them, people text their votes to ryan seacrest and then -- [ laughter ] heidi klum saws aufwiedersehn to the guy who loses. and tonight the future of "dancing with the stars" decided here. donny osmond and susan boyle sang a duet.

i don't know why either. i don't know why it happened. did it happen, check your tivo. tonight the celebrity dancer sent hope was bristol palin which wasn't a huge surprise. her scores have been at or near the bottom every week. when you're in a dance competition you name your kid tripp, you're kind of asking for trouble. she got it. she finished ninth, which is the bad news because she finished third last time. ninth this time but good news is she gets to go back to wasilla in time to winterize her igloo before the wolves come. she biwill be here with her partner mark ballas. will her mother be here? as soon as don rickles gets done with them backstage they'll be out here. "x factor" has new judges, a kardashian to host a talent show is look having a vegetarian host

a barbecue competition. [ cheers and applause ] they'll start in november and live episodes begin -- khloe kardashian and mario lopez like the posters in my bedroom are coming to life. the giants and cardinals, giants won, wasn't much of game but relief pitcher brian wilson, he's injured but kept things interesting with a concert on the head of one of his teammates. isn't that amazing? also the team rabbi, by the way. this is kind of fun. this would be a good thing for baseball players maybe they would be less bored if they played this. from indonesia where instead of a soccer ball, they are playing

soccer with a flaming coconut. i don't know if skirts are the best uniform for this particular choice of sport. apparently very popular in islamic boarding schools they play it to celebrate birthdays. the goalie must be a mess. burns all over his head. this is a great photo. competitor in the annual schwarzenegger body building classic. it took place this weekend in madrid. this is alexander from norway and looks like, we did not create this picture. this is the real photograph. looks like he ran out of self-tanner just before he got to his face. and yet somehow that's the least disturbing thing about him. maybe he can't lift his arms all of the way up to his head to get there. but it seems to me if you combined his body with the tanning mom's head you would really -- you have a young

arnold schwarzenegger, is what you have. perfect individual. you know it isn't often you see a major advance in bicycle technology. bikes are bikes but this is something and israeli inventor came up with one made of cardboard. if anyone ever planted a tree in israel for you, it is about to be turned into a bike. after years of testing they are about to put it into mess production. oddly comes in a box made out of regular boix. it's waterproof and cheap to make. here is the creator with his corrugated masterpiece. >> bicycle is my hope. one of the time i had to buy some parts i went to the bicycle shop and then they were talking and then i heard about a guy that built a canoe out of cardboard and suddenly just struck my mind. why not make a bicycle out of cardboard?

♪ [ laughter ] >> it's in my soul. >> jimmy: i guess that's why not make a bicycle out of -- would have been a nice boss' day gift. look at this. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, guillermo. >> guillermo: you are a great boss. >> jimmy: thank you, guillermo. you got this at the store next door, huh? oh, what is this? oh, how about that? oh, a charlie sheen "winning" shirt. very timely. very timely. how much was this? i hope you didn't pay full price. 27.99? >> guillermo: yes. it's expensive. >> jimmy: i tell if you you're wearing this shirt you are

definitely not winning. anything. thank you, guillermo. very thoughtful. thank you. one more thing, back to the presidential debate. about 90% chance people stay with the candidate they support but i wonder how many people watch the debate. we conducted an experiment this afternoon. the presidential debate started 6:00 in l.a. so today went out on hollywood boulevard at 2:00 to ask people who they thought won last night's debate. now, there was no debate last night. which makes this opinion poll a lot more interesting. enjoy. ♪ >> who do you think won last night's presidential debate? >> um -- i'm going to go with obama. i'll say he was stronger this time around in his choice of answering questions and everything.

but that's -- best part, i think there was booing. wasn't there booing on a certain -- was it romney or obama? romney, right? i would have to say yeah, probably my highlight. the booing. on romney's behalf. >> who do you think won the presidential debate last night? >> definitely mr. obama. >> any highlights from the debate? >> no, just he was a little more alert this time and not so slack like he was before. >> did you watch the whole thing? >> oh, yeah. wouldn't miss it for the world. >> any highlights for you? >> there were so many i can't even tell you. it was a great, great debate. >> did you like it more than the first one? >> oh, much better. >> did you like the town hall style? >> i did. i did. more casual. >> were there any questions in particular you liked? >> um, how they are going to fix the economy. >> what did you think the town hall style debate? >> i like that. i thought it was more intimate.

i thought it showed, brought them closer to the people. >> what did you think of the new moderator? >> okay. >> better than the first one? >> yeah, definitely. >> i think the audience kept it moving different than the first debate when it was kind of a back and forth between them. >> did you like the town hall style? >> i think that's better, the other way was too much bickering in the first debate. >> any particular things you remember that come to mind? >> no, not really. kind of watching in between the football game. >> to behonest, i was watching it off and on, doing different stuff. >> flipping between that and baseball and everything. >> who do you think won the presidential debate last night? >> what presidential debate? did they have won last night? who is running for president? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. well, there you have it.

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> >> jimmy: look at the guitar in action. tonight on the program, the latest dancing star to be sacrificed to the sun gods, bristol palin and mark ballas. and then, with music from this new cd album, called "kaleidoscope dream," miguel from the bud light stage.

tomorrow night, joel mchale will be here and we'll chat with and hear music from joe walsh. and on thursday, matthew fox, emily vancamp, and music from paul weller. please join us for the rest of this week, too. if you happen to be in brooklyn, october 29 through november 2, we'll be there, too, from the brooklyn academy of music with guests including howard stern, chris rock, alicia keys, the avett brothers, tracy morgan, kelly ripa, sharon jones and the dap kings, jon stewart and stephen colbert, vampire weekend and david letterman, too. it should be a great final week of my life. we've been getting, i asked people because i wanted to make sure people who really enjoy the show get tickets and not scalpers, we asked people to send an e-mail to guillermo. did you read any of these e-mails? >> guillermo: a few. >> jimmy: a few? and by a few you mean none? >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] this guy named justin says, he

wrote to tickle me guillermo at yahoo!.com, i tell you why i deserve tickets, they're for my mom who asked me to lie to you and say it's her birthday which i'm go do also going to lie to co-workers to say it's her ba h birthday, because i need to leave early for the birthday dinner. 115 pound asian american who can play keyboard with feet and juggle plates. who can say no to that? we could. i'm homeless and need a warm place to be in. i also have a homeless lover so two tickets please. this is the way to do it, paul says i'll bring bread. [ laughter ] if you bring bread, you can come. we will see you then october 29 through november 2 in brooklyn, new york. after a tense and

aggressive presidential debate tonight, it is a relief to welcome the calm and agreeable presence of our first guest. he is a comedy giant in every way whom you can see live, in the flesh, on october 20th at the taj mahal in atlantic city and december 7th in tucson, arizona. please say hello mr. warmth, don rickles. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers continue ] ♪

>> thanks. >> jimmy: what does that mean? >> that means get off my mind. why are they all of the way in the back? obama wins, this is your seat! >> jimmy: is that what is going to happen? >> i don't know. and i don't care. >> jimmy: the song the band played on the way in that's your theme song. when did that become your theme song? >> the other night when i made a move on the wife. she was on the bed and i was in the hall -- i missed and hit the door knob. anyway. >> jimmy: you know the title of that song? >> is this a test? >> jimmy: i know what it is. >> what is the name?

>> jimmy: la virgin de la macarena. >> i got that, believe it or not from my attitude of being aggressive and making fun of people in good spirit. i said i love bullfights, my wife and you used to go to tijuana and watch the guy -- toro, that's all i know, toro. we used to sit ring side with blood on the shirt. >> jimmy: really? >> no, i made it up. i hate a dumbbell host. i mate thhate that. >> jimmy: the regular guy isn't here tonight. >> you're going to brooklyn >> jimmy: i can't imagine barbara with blood on her at a sporting event, your wife, barbara. >> i know who barbara is. my wife talks like this this is xie exciting.

matad matador, go, exciting. you don't laugh, that's what i got to go through. [ laughter ] she's a great woman. are you married here? >> no. >> sorry. anyway, you're a stunning woman, somebody ought to make a move. mexican! [ laughter ] i'm married 47 years. [ applause ] you can see her later she's on the corner going "sailor!" that was my best joke. >> jimmy: you have an iphone app, this is an app -- >> i don't know that stuff. >> jimmy: i'll tell you, it's an app. you know what that is, in general? >> not really. i always get hung up with that with the apps, my wife says you must have an app. i got that and the tweets. >> jimmy: you are tweeting. the app is, like a program on your -- >> hit my head.

>> jimmy: press your head. you around it last time i was on. >> jimmy: i ruined it. >> you hit the top of my head and for 2.99 i say a couple of smart, clever remarks. you'll enjoy it and i can tell by your response nobody's going to buy it. >> jimmy: you can be insulted for less than $3 is what you're saying. >> absolutely. would you fix your dress? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're ruining it for everyone. >> i'm 86, married a lot of years i see stunning legs and it's a little high, this leg starts to go crazy. >> jimmy: tell bus this photograph here. i don't know if you can see that. that's you. how old are you in this picture? >> i guess my late 20s. >> jimmy: and -- >> that's in florida. i think the hotel, and abe

schiller, one of the hosts and those two guys, two irish guys no, two guys that got lucky. >> jimmy: the beatles came to see you perform. >> that's right. i understand that they were in town not too long ago and paul said, paul is the one still with us, thank god. paul said, i went to see him, he really does insult you. he insults ya. i used to make fun of him because they talk like that, but they're billionaires so i start kissi ing their, you know what mean. >> jimmy: you spent time with this afterwards. do you remember that? were they a big deal then? >> paul liked to put the blanket over me. if there is another outburst i'll clear the room. [ laughter ] the black folks can stay. >> jimmy: that's nice. very nice. >> find out how the debate is going and i'll let you know if they can stay. it's -- what was i saying?

>> jimmy: talk about the beatles -- >> they were great. for them to see me, it was at the very height when they just arrived in america. people were going bananas. >> jimmy: they found out about you and wanted to see you but did they not know you we going to make fun of them while they were in the audience? >> they didn't live under a rock. of course they knew. but they were ready to have some fun, you know. and the british with their sense of humor. want to take a pop at it? you know. the jus jews go, okay, shirley i come. ittalens, have some of this. i'll try that again. hey, about some of this. >> jimmy: on comedy central -- >> a bunch of seals out there. >> jimmy: gave you an award, johnny carson comedy award. >> that was a big treat for me. >> jimmy: it was presented to you by jon stewart and robert

deniro. >> jon stewart was great. bob, i did a picture with him called "casino" and he usually doesn't do that. >> jimmy: he never does that. >> trouble is nobody could hear him. you're with him alone, bob, pass the butter. and you got to make out like you know what the hell he was talking about. >> jimmy: do you have a real friendship with him? somebody you have a real relationship with? >> no. >> jimmy: you don't. >> no, bob is a very quiet kind of guy and loner. he has his own group of friends, i have mine. big crowds don't knock him out. it's like regis philbin, who couldn't be here tonight because there was too much excitement. he's in new york getting out of a cab. regis is here! regis! regis is here! and donald trump up on the roof going, where is my comb? he drives, regis drives the car

for trump. >> jimmy: regis is donald trump's driver now? >> man makes a million billion dollars and i'm talking -- go to a doctor. >> jimmy: do you know donald trump -- >> what is that, excitement? went, many years ago, my wife and i, trump plaza just went up and we got to see the apartment. >> jimmy: this is your wife barbara? >> i'm talking to them. no, it's a hooker from detroit. what the hell is the matter with you? >> jimmy: i'm sorry. >> tonight you're a nervous wreck. you're going to brooklyn like it's exciting. build a bridge on your ass and go home early. >> jimmy: i'm sorry to interrupt. donald trump -- >> right. he heard we were in the building. and real estate guy, can you guys see okay? your singer is like this.

you want paper? [ laughter ] how about a magazine? that's my father used to do go in the baths room seven days with a magazine. we only had one toilet. dad, dad. anyway. i don't know how i got into that. >> jimmy: i don't either. >> they laugh, that's what counts. why do you say that, newhart says, i said they're laughing. what was i telling you? >> jimmy: donald trump. >> we go to the building and looking at places and guy says, this penthouse, this is 700,000 and this is about 200,000 and trump hears we're there, runs down the hall, don, how are you? don, how are you, if you know him, it's a big moment. anyhow, he was saying, you look at apartments, takes us around,

this 6 million for the kitchen and terrace, and 100 billion and for the dogs place -- comes to about $6 billion you'll love it. this is the way he's talking to me. >> jimmy: your real estate agent on the scene. >> i met his family. his father was a judge, hopefully still with us and his father and kids. his -- you ever see his children. they keep taking his medicine away. >> jimmy: is that what is going on? >> donald gets up, i need it! >> jimmy: i don't blame them. really. >> good line. i don't blame them. when you jump in, it's dynamite! >> jimmy: i'm happy to help. you can see don with his friend donald trump. will he be at this particular show? >> no, there's a cover. >> jimmy: don rickles performing

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: we are back. music from miguel is still to come. like a majestic wild moose suddenly felled by a rifle's blast, tonight our next guest's dream of dance domination fell to earth with a tragic thud. she is the 5th celebrity eliminated from this all-star season of "dancing with the stars," along with dance partner

mark ballas, please welcome bristol palin. you know what i just realized on these nights after "dancing with the stars" no one is happy to see me at all, not even a little bit. >> i'm happy to see you. >> jimmy: thank you. i appreciate that, mark. >> it's all good. >> jimmy: i appreciate you coming, i made probably one or two jokes about your mother over the years. i think it's very bold of dush- >> i'm here for my apology. >> jimmy: i'm sorry. >> no, you're not. >> jimmy: i'm not, you're right. i'll allow you to make 48,000 jokes about my mother to make us even. >> i don't know your mom. >> jimmy: if you knew her, you would make fun of you, that i can promise you. i want to ask you something about the show tonight, it seemed like when they told you you were in the final two you knew. it seemed to me like you knew that it was over. is that true?

>> you know, i think i was optimistic about every week. i don't know. i've never been in the actual bottom two. so it was hard to process it all. but it is what it is. >> jimmy: you got a lot of votes. because, you have had the lowest score a couple of times and still aren't even in the bottom two. why, to what do you attribute that? >> i'm not sure. i think people just enjoy our dances and enjoy the normalcy of it and i'm just thankful we had gotten as far as we did. >> jimmy: i think there is something about you, people are rooting for and you probably could take this far. you probably could run for vice president or something if you wanted to. [ cheers and applause ] have you thought about anything like that, something you would consider? >> i'm only 21. i haven't thought that far. >> jimmy: people are getting younger and younger. look at paul ryan, he's like 28. did you watch the debate? >> we came straight here. >> jimmy: you have been busy.

you guys had a fight, what was it, some time last week. >> last week. >> jimmy: last week you had a fight. >> every season at some point couples, you fight. it's usually over i want rhinestones and i don't. over something stupid >> jimmy: ever a fight about rhinestones? >> oh, yeah. derek is fighting about rhinestones every week. >> jimmy: pro or anti-rhinestones, derek? >> pro. very pro rrhinestones. this is our second time dancing together, with did our first season, made it to the finals, and history we're the first couple to never fight on a season. so, for us to get through a season and third of another season and have our first little predicament, that was cool. >> jimmy: what was the nature of this fight? >> um -- >> jimmy: what did you do, mark? >> i can't remember. >> oh, mark. >> jimmy: neeither of you remember. >> i think i was late. dancers are always late. i will be late for my funeral.

i was almost late here. >> jimmy: that would have been bad, the show was over. did you come separately? >> no, together, that's why i wasn't late. >> jimmy: are you getting along now? it's all over with, whatever ugliness was there? >> on the show you have a minute and a half of a 30-hour week. we had a serious talk like 30 minutes, rest of the week was awesome but they have to air, ooh, the drama. >> jimmy: if you're fighting with the cameras in the room with you, who knows how much fighting is going on. like getting a speeding ticket, when i get one they know i've been speeding like 8,000 times before that, right? >> that's true. we just happened to be with the cameras, having a little thing. >> jimmy: i think it's interesting that all of the sudden paula abdul shows up and you get eliminated. do you blame her? >> i guess we could. i don't blame her. >> jimmy: any chance your mother could aim her rifle at palau ul

abdul? should she be concerned? >> she shouldn't be concerned. >> jimmy: you have done a few reality shows, "dancing with the stars" a couple of times, your own show, your family had a show in alaska. would you consider another reality show and when i say another, i mean for instance, the bachelorette, is that something you would consider? would you consider being the bachelorette? >> i would pay money to watch that. [ laughter ] >> it would be so boring. because i'm not -- i don't know. i don't think i'm that kind of character. >> jimmy: something happens to these people, they come in very wholesome and then they are in the hot tub with eight guys in the nude. >> that's so not me. >> jimmy: not something you would consider? i see, i see. all right. we have a tradition here at the show. typically what we'll do is burn the dancing shoes but tonight since this is an all-star edition, we are going to go a step further and we have guillermo outside with a wood chipper.

full-size whoood chipper. guillermo, are you ready to do this? >> guillermo: ready, jimmy. >> jimmy: tonight you were eliminated from "dancing with the stars" and now, your shoes pay the price. guillermo, go ahead and put the shoes and there they go. america has spoken. your dance card has been punched. oh, no, no, come on now. that's my bosses day gift! oh, that is -- you know what, guillermo, we'll have a meeting tomorrow. bristol and mark, see them tomorrow on "good morning america" and "dancing with the stars" continues mondays and tuesday nights here on abc. we'll be right back with miguel.

>> jimmy: new cd called "kaleidoscope dream," here with "the thrill," miguel! ♪ can you roll down a window i just wanna feel the wind blow in my face ♪

♪ cause the moment's gone a blinking of time that's why i never wanna close my eyes, yeah ♪ ♪ i can feel them right in the air tonight got a trouble you can tell ♪ ♪ and i can't wait and i can't wait ♪ and i can't wait ♪ ♪ it's the thrill i feel my heart beat race and i can't wait can't wait ♪ ♪ tell me johnny and jack now shoot em up shoot em down ♪ ♪ shoot up dancing up we never black out never taste ♪ ♪ never waste never hesitate no

cause the moment's gone a blinking of time ♪ ♪ we're just laughing as we lose our mind, yeah could be a riot in the air tonight ♪ ♪ start the kind of trouble you can tell and i can't wait ♪ ♪ and i can't wait and i can't wait ♪ it's the thrill i feel my heart beat race ♪ ♪ and i can't wait can't wait till they play our song till the lights go on ♪ ♪ till we can't drive home shout give me more give me more