tv Jimmy Kimmel Live ABC November 3, 2012 12:00am-1:05am EDT
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jimmy kimmel is next. have a safe weekend. up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" from brooklyn. kelly ripa. >> i feel like you should do the show here always. >> jimmy: i would like to. it's been a lot of fun. >> a special appearance by chris rock. jimmy's youtube challenge. >> where's all the candy? >> jimmy: well done. >> and music from alicia keys. ♪ this girl is on fire >> an all-ne
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>> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a word about the new samsung galaxy 2. it's the best of both, a tablet and a phone. that you can talk into. and how in the world did they come up with this idea? it happened like this! ♪ i love my phone ♪ i love my tablet >> hey, you got your tablet in your phone. >> hey, you got your phone in my tablet. >> what? >> hey, what is this? >> my phone has a tablet in it. i don't know, but my tablet has phone in it and even has a pen so i can write down a note and jot down an idea. yeah, the screen is so big, i can watch a whole movie on it. hey, you just shared your video
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by tapping our phone. i know. you're very sexy lady. >> and you're very sexy man. >> let's go and make a sexy baby. >> oh, okay. >> dicky: the samsung galaxy note 2. the next big thing, best of both a tablet and a phone. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live" is back in two minutes with kelly ripa, music from alicia keys and a special kelly ripa, music from alicia keys and a special appearance by chris rock. ther you dr nothing. let me get that. (laughter) you got one with my phone? absolutely. make it two, make it two. what you want? (laughter) coach dru.
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it's the featured $5 footlong of november. [ male announcer ] loaded with genoa salami and spicy pepperoni on freshly baked italian herb & cheese bread. subway. eat fresh. and now she's made us breakfast. [ male announcer ] eggo nutri-grain waffles. you know it's made with 8 grams of whole grain and is a good source of fiber. all they know is it tastes great. eggo nutri-grain waffles. >> dicky: from brooklyn, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- kelly ripa. music from alicia keys. and a special appearance by chris rock. sponsored by the new santa fe from hyundai. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, how you
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doin'? here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. that's very nice. hola. hello there. thank you. i'm flattered that you're here. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you. honestly, if i knew how to curtesy, i would. thank you for making the long journey from short distances to be here tonight. this is our fourth and final night in brooklyn, but don't worry, we'll be back for the next hurricane. apparently there's a storm on the way that they say a nor'easter is headed this way
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and could hit in the middle of next week. that's nuts. we're taking you all back to l.a. with us. enough already. [ cheers and applause ] come with us. open a small batch salt water taffy shop in hollywood. we'll eat it. two storms in two weeks is too much. how much weather can sam champion's hair take? [ laughter ] i feel like this is god's way of punishing us for watching honey boo boo. you know, for once it would be nice to have a storm that fixes things instead of destroying things. my rv was completely upside down until hurricane ralph blew it right side up. it seems like people are getting their money's worth of those 99 cent ponchos i see everywhere. speaking of ponchos, say hello to my little pal guillermo, everybody. there he is. i think he's gotten used to making an entrance.
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hi, guillermo. >> hi, jimmy. >> jimmy: you've had fun this week, right? >> yeah, a lot of fun. >> jimmy: are you sad to be leaving? >> yeah, i'm going to miss brooklyn. >> jimmy: me, too. if i didn't have so much family living here, i would never leave. it's true. [ laughter ] mayor bloomberg lifted his three or more people per car rule tonight for those traveling over the east river bridges. no one was allowed to cross the bridges between 6:00 a.m. until midnight unless they were in a car pool because the tunnels flooded. it's known as car pool tunnel syndrome. if you are looking to make a few bucks. on monday, just hang out at the foot of the bridge with a sign that says number three and go back and forth. authorities still don't know how many homes have been damaged or destroyed but from the people that i talked to that live in queens and staten island, it's a lot. a local cbs news reporter had some trouble in his
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neighborhood, but luckily for him, it turned out okay. >> your house is okay? >> well, actually my tree fell on his house. different story. >> oh, boy. >> interesting thing, though, because the responsibility for the damage is with the receiver. it doesn't matter who owns the tree. if it falls on your house, it's the guy that owns the house who pays for it. i found that out. gladly. >> jimmy: well, that is interesting. how fortunate for you. [ applause ] as soon as i get back home i'm maiming his neighbor a chain saw. obviously most local officials are doing whatever they can to help those affected by hurricane sandy, but one of them is going so far above and beyond that it's almost nuts. newark mayor corey booker has been inviting people to his house. he tweeted this yesterday to a newark resident who asked him for help. he said, there's someone at my house now, eric, i've got space you can relax in, charge devices and even a working dvd player.
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come by, my serene love. this either makes him the coolest or creepiest mayor ever. i'm not sure. he's either extreme little generous or one of his friends is playing an awesome practical joke on him right now. around a dozen strangers showed up at the house yesterday. they watched movies, they orderorder ed food. i think he had more than 30 people over at his house tonight. we're actually thinking about having our afterparty at the mayor's house in newark. good for him. [ applause ] and you kn, if you've always wanted to ransack a mayor's medicine cabinet, now is your chance. as you know, the presidential election is on tuesday. according to polls, obama and romney are still neck and neck. both campaigns made their final push today. romney has a very strong lead among white voters but some prominent obama supporters are looking to chip into that and our friend chris rock is one of them. chris rock is from here in brooklyn and tonight, he's
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recorded a special message for us, targeted specifically at undecided voters of the caucasian variety. so, listen and decide for yourself. >> hi, i'm chris rock with a special message for white people. in times like these, you need a white president you can trust. and that white president's name is barack obama. let's take a look at the facts. for the first two-thirds of his life, barack obama was known as barry. which is the third whitest name on earth. right after cody and jeff. and these are the white people who raised barry. madeleine and stanley dun hall. they are so white they have to wear sunglasses because they are hurting each other's eyes. after college, barry went into black neighborhoods in chicago to try to organize people. how white is that? black people don't go into black communities. we don't have to. we're already there. look at him. playing golf. body surfing.
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wearing mom jeans. dancing with ellen. barack obama supports gay marriage. most black men don't even support straight marriage. president obama has a dog. but is it a pit bull? is it a rottweiler? no. it's a portuguese water dog. and he named him bo. after one of the dukes of h s s hazza hazzard. let's not forget, barack obama is whiter than snooki, the tanning mom and tara reid. even mitt romney is blacker than obama. this is obama's family. and these are the romneys. look at that. kids, kouz scousins. mitt romney's family has more people in it than a tyler perry movie. and if you're still not convinced, check this out. >> i, barack hussein obama do so
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lemly swear, i am a white guy. >> i have a home beer brewing, league bowling guy for you. barry obama. he's just white. paid for by chris rock the vote. >> jimmy: he makes a good point. [ applause ] back to the hurricane. you know, most of the national focus has been on new jersey and new york, but it affected a lot of cities along the east coast. this clip comes to us from providence, rhode island. three counties in rhode island are asking for federal disaster relief. they got hit pretty hard, but not hard enough to blow out the birthday candles at the local nbc affiliate there. they have a regular segment on the news called first birthdays where proud parents sent their newborns in. watch this. keep in mind. this happened on monday, during the hurricane. >> we can't forget first birthdays. let's pass some greetings along. happy first birthday, dawn
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keibals. >> let's look at the names if we could. >> jimmy: ijaz fahted. egyptian name. and the other is dawn keibals. [ applause ] i know her brother, the whole family. whoever pulled that one, congratulations, that was -- well done. here in brooklyn, things are still a mess, but they aren't as bad as in other places. part of that is luck but another part, i think, is the people here. brooklyn people seem to have the unique ability to deal with these things. >> hurricane sandy, a devastating event leaving destruction in its wake. but one species of new yorker has proven remarkably well adapted to such circumstances. the brooklyn hipster.
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where ordinary citizens with gas shortages, traffic grid lock and absence of public transportation, hip sterps vintage bikes and skateboards allow them to move about freely. with food in short supply, hip sterps rely on their skills in salami curing and artis nall pickling. their vintage denim is extreme little durable and if new clothes are needed, they can knit. when heat fails, hip sterps ample facial hair provides warmth and in extreme cold, they can deploy their hoodies to remain cozy. if electricity is not available, hipsters have the ability to go acoustic at will. and the lack of fresh water for washing and bathing definitely not a problem. the brooklyn hipster. one of nature's miraculous adaptations to the modern world. [ applause ]
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>> jimmy: survival of the hippest. so -- hey, by the way, the -- the new york marathon is now not happening on sunday. mayor bloomberg -- [ cheers and applause ] cancelled it because of this. a lot of people were criticizing him because they believe the resources would be better spent elsewhere. i think postponing it was the right thing to do. in fact, i don't even know why they bother running the marathon. we know what's going to happen. why not just find a random kenyan, put a medal around his neck and save everyone the trouble? i believe in god wanted us to run marathons, we would have been born with band-aids on our nipples. on halloween night, i issued a youtube challenge. this is where i ask viewers to videotape themselves pulling a prank on their loved ones. well, last halloween, we got a great response when we asked parents to pretend their ate their children's halloween candy. that -- has almost 34 million views now.
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over the past two days, parents have been uploading video titled "hey jimmy kimmel, i told my kid i ate all their halloween candy again." we got a lot of responses. and we whittled them down and now, once again, i say in advance, sorry, kids. >> i have to tell you something. last night when you were in bed -- >> yeah. >> daddy and i ate all your candy. >> what? did you eat the suckers? >> yes. >> mom! >> okay, i have another confession to make. >> no -- you're going to make me cry again! no! >> i ate all of your candy. >> why? what are you doing? >> nothing.
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>> are you recording me? >> no. >> we ate all your halloween candy. >> what do we do? >> you forgive me? >> yeah. >> well, thank you, babies. i love you. >> it was you, too? >> i kind of ate all your halloween candy. >> you said i could have it later! ahh! >> honey, i'll take you to the store, you can pick out whatever candy you want. sam. sam.
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sam. >> mommy ate all your candy. >> oh! >> mommy was -- >> jimmy kimmel told me to do it. >> who's jimmy crimmel? >> i hate you jimmy kindle! >> it's kimmel. >> hey, hanna? can you say hi to larry kimmel? say hi, larry kimmel. >> don't you want to share? >> no, you ate all my candy, though! >> hey, buddy, guess what? i'm just kidding. i didn't actually eat your candy. >> oh! every day this happens. >> there's always next halloween. >> no, i wanted to eat some candy today! >> that's not fair! >> where's my bag of candy that
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was up there? >> we're just kidding. >> mommy ate all of your candy last night. >> i don't want you to eat anymore of my candy. >> but it's gone! >> i'm so sorry, guys. i'm so sorry. can't we just -- can't we just go get new ones? >> no, we can't. we worked so hard for that candy. >> i never want to go out trick or treating again. >> i'm sorry, sierra, for eating all your candy. >> that's okay. >> all right. i love you. >> i love you, too.
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>> i ate it. >> that's all right. i just want you to feel happy. >> are you mad at me? >> no. >> you're not? >> no. i'm just sad. >> you're just sad. >> but the next halloween, we can share my candy. >> love you. >> i love you. >> jimmy: see? [ applause ] sometime sometimes it's sweet. and one more thing. another week has come to a close. it is a big week here in brooklyn and so it's time for our weekly tribute to the fcc where we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. it is "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> we're in close cown tact with each of the counties to be responsive for their needs of food, water and [ bleep ]. >> a lot more than a paycheck. it's about your [ bleep ].
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>> first of all, how long do we think that it is going to take to pump this [ bleep ] dry? >> candy apples and gum! but no, i had to listen to you. you [ bleep ] head. >> huge massive walls of waves already worse than irene, so, [ bleep ] irene. >> i want you to do that [ bleep ] at least one person that voted for barack obama. >> even [ bleep ] a pumpkin can be an experience. >> the winner that [ bleep ] a homeless man. >> dr. oz was on the show and he measured my [ bleep ] and measured our security guard guillermo's [ bleep ], and i felt fine, i was about ten minumi inches smaller than guillermo. >> jimmy: you win again. we have a good show for you tonight. alicia keys is here. and we'll be right back with kelly ripa, so stick around. jack, you're a little boring.
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>> jimmy: well, hi there and welcome back. it is our last night in brooklyn from the historic harvey theater at the brooklyn academy of music. tonight on the program, a new york native and 14-time grammy award winner. her new cd is called "girl on fire." it comes out november 27th. alicia keys is here. on monday, we will be back to work in los angeles. with new shows featuring robert pattinson, daniel craig, hayden
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panettiere, dave salmoni is bringing animals, we will have music from tyler bryant and the shakedown, boys like girls and ben folds five, so join us for those shows next week. we don't want to go, we have to. and also, please don't forget, especially if you are watching around the country, there are thousands of people still suffering from the effects of the hurricane. we're going to auction off this desk to benefit the red cross. this desk has been signed by david letterman, jon stewart, stephen colbert and i signed it, too. so, you get four late night talk show hosts on one late night talk show desk. go to charitydoes.com and host your own show from home. and if you don't want the desk and you'd like to help anyway there's an easy way to do it. go to redcross.org to donate. or you can text "redcross" to 90999 to make a $10 donation. all right. our first guest tonight is a warm and cheerful ray of
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sunshine on a storm-battered brooklyn week. she is co-host of the show "live with kelly & michael." please welcome kelly ripa. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> oh, my gosh. first of all, look at your brooklyn audience! [ cheers and applause ] second of all, where did you get that footage of when guillermo and i first met and made our baby? >> jimmy: how did you get so tan in this hurricane, by the way? >> it's all bronzer. it could be dirt, too, because i've been without water. >> jimmy: you have?
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>> we just found out and for those of you still suffering, i apologize, i feel guilty, we found out our building has power again, just on the way in here. into this building, so -- >> jimmy: in a way, i healed your building. >> you did. you fixed. also, in a way, you brought the hurricane. >> jimmy: yeah, i did bring the hurricane, you're right. >> but i feel like you should do the show here always. >> jimmy: i would like to. it's been a lot of fun. [ cheers and applause ] it has been fun. i have to be honest, i feel like, i get people are enthusiastic this week, but by, i don't know, december, it would be like l.a. where no one cares. >> i disagree. i have to tell you, i think you're a superstar and i feel like i've been with you from the get-go. >> jimmy: you have. >> from the beginning. >> jimmy: in a lot of ways, you're like my daughter. >> i feel like your mother. i feel like you really are just a superstar. you've really established yourself as something special. >> jimmy: you've always been very kind and i love coming on your show. i was on the show monday
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morning. >> thank you for not canceling. >> jimmy: of course i wouldn't. i would have swam there. >> you were so nice. it was one of those things where it started raining, they called me and i said, well, certainly we're not going to have a show tomorrow because of this terrible storm that's approaching and they said, michael strahan's already on a plane flying in and i felt terrible even doubting that so i said, all right, so, i got on, you know, i got up from soho uptown to the studio and michael strahan came in and said, i can't believe they made me come here, they told me that you were on board with doing the show. >> jimmy: who did this? >> gelman, of course. >> jimmy: he is the devil, i keep telling you that. >> that is gelman. >> jimmy: so, they duped you into doing the show. you brought the kids to the show with you, because they were out of school? >> well, the kids had off school all week but they had just canceled school that one day. they were so excited until i was
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like, here, kids, put on these costumes, you're coming to work with mom and they had to do the holiday fashion show. >> jimmy: i noticed that your kids were in costume and seemed a little earlier. you coerced them into doing that. >> listen. they didn't have a choice. i have no child care for them. i thought they would go to school. they didn't. >> jimmy: what did they dress up as? >> okay, so, they were -- they were general zod and ursa from "superman 2" from 1979. my friends make fun of me. they're like, do you ever let your kids have any memories from their childhood or just yours? >> jimmy: was it your suggestion? >> i was like, you guys should be general zod. >> jimmy: that's great. were they for that or -- >> yeah, joaquin liked the idea of getting to say "kneel before zod." he liked having facial care. he looked like our baby guillermo. >> jimmy: you tweeted a photograph here. why don't you tell us what this is before i show it. >> okay, okay, so when we first
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lost power, we went through the blackout of '03 when everyone lost power and we decided that we would get these very fancy, very expensive radios, these radios that operate on military batteries -- >> jimmy: good idea. >> great idea, great. that way when the power goes down, we will have information, we'll be able to have information. we jocranked them up, they didn work. there's one aux silry battery, we wind it up, it doesn't swork. my daughter says, what about my bratz doll? you bathe in it, it's been sub americaed in water. we turn that sucker on and i listen to mayor bloomberg broadcast for five hours. that's how we got -- >> jimmy: from the bratz van.
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that's a prototype that our toy guy gave us. >> jimmy: i think the message is, stock up on bratz vans. i'm going to write a nice letter to that company. >> jimmy: i don't blame you. the big loss this week for you guys on the show is your halloween show did not air. >> yes. it did not. >> jimmy: that's the big thing, you work for months leading up to that. >> gelman goes to the gym, he waxes his entire body. >> jimmy: he does -- >> he does leg lefts to get his lady tights on and he is ready to go. >> jimmy: he really comes out of his shell. and now you have michael there instead of regis so there's a new world of black things you could dress up as. >> can i tell you, michael strahan, who is this large, gigantic man -- >> jimmy: how tall is he? >> 6'4", 6'5". he's massive. he becomes, and i don't mean -- he becomes oprah winfrey, i don't know how he does it.
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he has the mannerisms down, he sits -- he sits with her complete posture. he became absolutely graceful. >> jimmy: she's going to be delighted. >> you won't believe it. >> jimmy: so, this will air now on monday. >> this will air on monday. we're doing a hurricane telethon during our halloween show so that way we're going to raise money for everybody still suffering so much from this terrible storm and provide a little bit of levity, because any time we can get these fellas in dresses, it's great. >> jimmy: so, you are telling me you're going to do a telethon on that telethon, gelman and michael strahan will be dressed as women. >> yes, for a good cause. all for a good cause. >> jimmy: all day, i think, on monday. >> all day long, abc is doing that. >> jimmy: all the way down to our show. >> all the way down to this show. >> jimmy: thank you so much for making the dangerous journey to be here. you can stay with me in the hotel. >> really?
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right from his citibank account. nice job ben. [ male announcer ] next up -- the gutters. citibank popmoney. easier banking. standard at ctibank. >> jimmy: welcome back, we're in brooklyn at the brooklyn academy of music. our next guest is an inordinately talented performer with 14 grammy awards and a new album that is titled "girl onfire." it comes out november 27th. please say hello to alicia keys. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm so glad you could come. you were scheduled to be here on monday.
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and our show got canceled and you were stuck in the city, right? >> monday was crazy. >> jimmy: it was a crazy day. >> scary. >> jimmy: did you lose power and that sort of thing? >> yeah, we don't have anything. >> jimmy: still don't? >> still don't. >> jimmy: i hear people are staying at kelly ripa's house. >> good. >> jimmy: i heard you lost some musical equipment? gli think it got buried under six feet of water. >> jimmy: how. so, will you be playing with bongos and spoons tonight? >> i don't have anything. it's going to be acapella. i need hand claps. >> jimmy: you performed in this studio before, you did your mtv unplugged special here. >> i did. it was amazing. i love brooklyn, i love b.a.m. and it's really cool to be able to be here. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how old is your son now? >> my son is 2. he just had his second birthday on october 14th. when the lights went out in the
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house, he was like "happy birthday." it was so cute. >> jimmy: did he have fun on halloween? >> oh, he -- he did have a good time. it was his first, what i want to call conscious halloween, you know, where he could actually see what's going on. >> jimmy: did he pick out his costume for halloween? because i have a photograph of his costume. and, well, this is his costume. it's -- >> seriously. he was -- i mean, he was incredibly hot. he was super fly. i got to say. >> jimmy: as michael jackson. does he know the music? did he know what he was doing? >> well, he is only 2, so, before hand i played him all the youtube videos, i'm like, here comes michael jackson. he was like, michael jackson. the whole night, i was like, who are you egypt? and he was like -- i was like, okay, he's not really getting it, so, the next morning at breakfast, all of a sudden, out of nowhere, he goes, michael jackson! he figured it out. i tell you out, at the little
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kiddy party, he was dancing, like, mixture of break dance -- i think the spirit. >> jimmy: does he have music aa ability? too early to tell at 2 years old? >> i don't want to be one of those moms that are like -- but i have to say -- you know, when he's on the piano, the way he's holding his hands, i've seen him sit next to other 2-year-olds and -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's playing the piano already? >> he loves the piano. >> jimmy: that's great. >> he's really loving that. >> jimmy: that must excite you. how old were you? >> i didn't start until 6 of 7. >> jimmy: he's got a huge head start. >> apparently. >> jimmy: that's something. do you find that it's, now that you're a mom, that it's harder to be a rock star at the same time? >> well, you know, at first, i did find that it was kind of a little tough, like the juggle, it is a whole different world. and i think over time i've
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definitely come to a little bit more of a balance. and working through it with different kind of moms might help me or give me advice. in fact, i found out that it's kind of a problem, a lot of people have it, just like me, so, i actually decided to do a psa about it. >> jimmy: you've been doing something to help other parents? >> i am here to help parents rock. >> jimmy: we have that here. let's take a look. >> are the lights down low? now pull down the sheets. fluff the pillow. and ask her if she has to go potty before bedtime. hi, i'm alicia keys and i'm here at the first annual helping parents to rock telethon, working around the clock to help america's parents rediscover their bad ass selves. since the launch of our campaign helping parents to rock have touched the lives of thousands of moms and dads. like sara, from new jersey, who writes, before i called you guys, i was waking up at 6:00 a.m., now, i'm getting to bed at 6:00 a.m.
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thank you, helping parents to rock. we're saving lives here. what's going on in social media, gas money? >> alicia! >> gas money! >> we got doug here, goes tricked out the family ride. keep rocking, baby. that's hot. boss. cindy showed the importance of coloring inside the lines. you got a little michelangelo on your hands there. and colin took his young one to his first concert. i don't know, man. that ain't boss. >> we have a situation developing. debbie in new mexico is about to make a big mistake. deb, step away from the granny pan panties. smoking mommas do not buy underwear in bulk. that was a close one. >> i personally use the crying out method. i used it for my children and so should you. >> you can go back to the life you had. you can go back to the life you deserve.
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thanks for holding, i'm alicia keys. right. okay. i'm going to need you to get a hot tub and fill that [ bleep ] with champagne. >> jimmy: well -- thank you so much on behalf of all of us for doing that. this is the new cd. i can't wait to hear the whole thing. you're going to do one of the songs tonight. >> you're going to love this one. >> jimmy: it's called "girl on fire." it comes out november 27th. we'll be right back with alicia keys. ♪
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>> jimmy: all right. we're in t the home stretch and here now with the title track from her forthcoming cd, "girl on fire," alicia keys! ♪ ♪ she's just a girl and she's on fire ♪ ♪ she's living in a world and it's on fire ♪ ♪ filled with catastrophe ♪ she knows she can fly away ♪ oh ooh oh ohh ♪ ♪ she got her feet on the ground and she's burning it down ♪ ♪ oh ooh oh ohh she got her head in the clouds ♪ ♪ and she's not
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backing down ♪ ♪ this girl is on fire this girl is on fire ♪ ♪ she's walking on fire this girl is on fire ♪ ♪ looks like a girl ♪ she's a flame ♪ she can burn your eyes ♪ better look the other way ♪ you can try but you'll never forget her name she's on top of the world ♪ ♪ she's the hottest girl ♪ we got our feet on the ground ♪ ♪ and we're burning it down ♪ oh ooh
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oh ohh ♪ ♪ she got her head in the clouds and we're not coming down ♪ ♪ this girl is on fire this girl is on fire she's walking on fire ♪ ♪ this girl is on fire oh oh ♪ ♪ everybody says she's on fire ♪ they can see the flame that's in her eyes ♪ ♪ nobody knows that she's a lonely girl ♪ ♪ and it's a lonely world ♪ she's gonna let it burn baby ♪ burn baby ♪ this girl is on fire
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♪ this girl is on fire ♪ she's walking on fire ♪ this girl is on fire ♪ whoa whoa whoa ♪ whoa whoa whoa ♪ whoa whoa whoa ♪ whoa whoa whoa ♪ whoa whoa whoa >> yes, you see, we're in brooklyn tonight, put your hands in the air, say -- ♪ whoa whoa whoa ♪ whoa whoa whoa ♪ whoa whoa whoa i see you on fire out there. hey! ♪ she's just a girl and she's on fire ♪
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>> jimmy: well, first, i would like to thank alicia keys, that was beautiful. thanks to your great band, too. a real treat to have you here in brooklyn. her album is called "girl onfire, comes out november 27th. thanks to kelly ripa, chris rock and i want to apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. i want to thank our crew, everyone who came out from california. and, especially our local crew here in brooklyn. let's bring them out, if we could, because a lot of these people -- [ applause ] have been sleeping here because there was no power. and i just want to thank them. for doing this and for helping us because we wouldn't have been able to do it without them. thanks so much, guys.
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