>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, dr. phil mcgraw. from the baltimore ravens, jacoby jones. and music from tim mcgraw. with cleto and the cletones. and now, with all due respect, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show.

thank you for watching. thank you for being here with us tonight. it's thursday night. you know what that means, right? i don't either. [ laughter ] we have quite a show for you tonight. wide receiver for the baltimore ravens, jacoby jones is here. [ cheers and applause ] we're told the word is that he's still in the middle of the post-super bowl celebration right now. so that should be fun. the ravens had their big victory parade in baltimore yesterday. more than -- tuesday, rather. more than 200,000 people showed up and here's jacoby describing the madness. >> i'm from new orleans. we have mardi gras. we have parades and people like wow. but that was like times ten, man. no kids in school. baltimore just shut down. if i needed a doctor i'd probably die. >> jimmy: it was probably worth

it. dr. phil is with us. [ applause ] and make no mistake, if any of you are pretending to be a football player's imaginary girlfriend, he will find you and you will confess. [ laughter ] dr. phil interviewed the guy behind the manti te'o hoax. i have about 8,000 questions for him about that. not only is dr. phil here, we have a bonus mcgraw for you tonight. our musical guest is tim mcgraw. [ cheers and applause ] a very rare occasion that we have two mcgraws on one show. so we thought this would be a fun game to play. i'm going to read a sentence, and you will guess whether it's something dr. phil told one of the nuts on his show -- [ laughter ] or if it's a lyric from a tim mcgraw song. all right, you ready? it's "mcgraw or mcgraw." [ cheers and applause ] here we go. you're only lonely if you're not there for you.

pretty well split. that is dr. phil. [ applause ] you have to name it to claim it. tim mcgraw? let's find out. it is dr. phil. he should start a band maybe. all right, next. cry a little less, laugh a little more. that is tim mcgraw from "my next thirty years." also great advice for an audience. next, he bottled up all the hurt in his heart and punched a hole in the wall of his world. tim mcgraw? yeah, that is tim mcgraw. it does sound like that guy should see a therapist. all right. it's better to live healthy alone than sick with someone else.

dr. phil? that is dr. phil. yes. [ applause ] we have two more. eat a few more salads and not stay up so late. i was going to guess dr. ross with that one. one more. no dog ever paea peed on a movi car. that, of course, is the one and only dr. phil. [ applause ] great job. consider yourself honorary mcgraws for that. there's a winter storm heading towards the northeastern united states. they've already -- 3,000 flights have been cancelled. tomorrow night, two weather systems are expected to join forces and become what the weather channel is calling winter storm knee moe. -- nemo. is naming it after a beloved fish the best way -- it should be called winter storm skull

crusher. or blood fist. something like that. hopefully nemo won't be too much of a problem considering that parts of new york have already been overrun by goats this week. this happened in brooklyn at around 1:30 a.m. yesterday morning. last night, a goat somehow made its way out on to the street. and maybe even more amazingly ran into the one guy in the city who knew what to do with it. >> around 1:30 in the morning, a patrol officer spotted this billy galloping down the avenue. a parking lot attendant just happened to be a goat herder. trained to herd ghosts in west africa, he fashioned a rope into a lasso and went after the billy, but billy blew by him. he eventually caught the goat by the horns. an army of police oversaw the arrest. >> just walking down the street to get some pop-eyes. i come around the corner, next thing i know, i see a goat

galloping towards me. >> jimmy: the legend of the galloping goat. [ cheers and applause ] anyway, they brought the goat to pop-eyes and converted him into a 12-piece family value meal. [ laughter ] everyone wins. this is interesting. australia -- the whole country of australia is no longer allowing kids to blow out candles on birthday cakes at schools and day cacare centers an attempt to stop the flu. i thought they had boom rang germs in australia. instead, from now on, there will be a kangaroo stationed outside every classroom to hop the candles out. while this may sound extreme, it's kind of a good idea. imagine if you -- think of this birthday thing. imagine if you went to a restaurant and the waiter put your hamburger down and blew all over it. you wouldn't go yea. you'd call a manager, right? i think the australians are on to something here. and these are people who eat like poisonous snakes for

breakfast, so pay attention. here's a nice story. this weekend, a couple from fairfield, connecticut, will have the longest marriage ever recorded in the united states. they got married more than 80 years ago. you see how long a marriage can last if you don't meet on "the bachelor"? [ laughter ] john and anne vitar got married november 25th, 1932. they bonded over their mutual love of music, travel, and not dying of polio. they had five children, 14 grandchildren, and 16 great grandchildren. they said the secret to their long-lasting marriage is love, compromise and the fact that neither one of them has been able to hear a word the other one has said in more than 30 years. [ applause ] but john is 101, anne is 97. i thought it would be fun to speak to them. here on skype, soon to be the longest married couple in america, john and anne.

hello. [ cheers and applause ] what's that? can you hear me? and and john? i can't hear what they're -- yeah, push the button right there. okay, good. hi, congratulations on being married for almost 80 -- [ laughter ] you know what? we'll try again next year is probably the way to go. it's difficult. [ applause ] but best of luck. i work in an office, so i have to spend all day with adults who, as you know, are not so great. so every once in a while, i like to spend time with kids. today i had some questions to ask, and the questions weren't terrific, but their answers were. how old do you have to be to

drive? >> a mommy. >> jimmy: a mommy? >> um, 18. and 81? >> maybe like 10, 15, 12. >> 65? >> jimmy: does your mom drive? >> yes. >> jimmy: is she 65? >> um, maybe. >> jimmy: she'll be delighted to hear that. how old do you have to be to drive a car? >> 58. >> jimmy: what about 48? is that old enough, do you think? what about 38? do you think it's old enough to drive? >> what about 68? >> jimmy: 68 is good, too. what about 78? >> what about 88? >> jimmy: 88 is good. but then there's always 98. >> and then tendi-8.

>> jimmy: that might be too old to drive. what would you do if you had a million dollars? >> i would buy a flat screen tv. >> jimmy: that's it? >> and a mansion. >> i would buy like a fun house, the bouncy houses, all those fun things in one house. >> jimmy: you'd buy a bouncy house? would you live in it? >> yeah. and there would be jell-o inside. >> jimmy: what would you do if you had a million dollars cash? >> donate to charity and donate the rest to people who don't have money or clothes? >> jimmy: so half to charity. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and half to people who don't have money and clothes. >> well, i'd save a little bit of money for me. >> jimmy: to do what with? >> like buy food for myself. maybe my kids. >> jimmy: you have kids? how old are they? >> no. i'd buy food for my kids and my wife and me.

>> jimmy: what's your wife's name? [ laughter ] >> really? >> jimmy: oh, that's a pretty name. how did you meet really? >> i don't have kids. or a wife. >> jimmy: so you were lying about the wife? >> what? >> jimmy: you were lying when you told me you had a wife? >> well, you asked me a question that i -- >> jimmy: you lied. [ laughter ] >> really? >> jimmy: are you calling for your wife? >> no! >> jimmy: you just said "really." [ laughter ] >> you're a funny guy. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: tell her i said hello. >> hey! [ applause ] >> jimmy: thanks, kids. we'll take a quick break. when we come back, this week in unnecessary censorship. plus, dr. phil. from the ravens, jacoby jones. and music from tim mcgraw. come on back. [ gwen ] i used to sleep on the tour bus between shows.

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>> jimmy: welcome back. dr. phil, jacoby jones from the baltimore ravens, and muse africa t -- music from tim mcgraw are on the way. tomorrow is national girl scout cookie day, which is known as obligated to give your co-workers money day. how has michelle obama not put a stop to this already? the scouts say the overall mission of the cookie program is to teach girls goal setting, decision making, money management, business ethics, and binge eating. plus it teaches kids how to meet strangers in a park lot, which is important. so buy some girl scout movies and don't try to pull that move

at the supermarket where you pretend you're talking on your cell phone. if you can text while driving, you buy some cookies while you walk. this is a video that has become very popular online. i don't know if you've seen this. this is a 2-year-old from kansas, his name is titus, and titus appears to be very, very good at basketball. he's got his little basketball hoop and he can make baskets from really far away. he's like a little harlem globetrotter. the parents up loaded a three-minute video to youtube. in the video, the kid nails every shot. so this morning they brought him on the "today" show and this is how things went for titus with no editing. >> your other kids, did they do similar things when they were titus's age? >> i don't know if any of them are so interested in basketball. >> we saw you on the video, he doesn't like to miss, but he's got a pretty good percentage. >> yeah. >> but it's amazing, he starts on the little one and he goes to the middle one. and then he's been sinking some on the bigger basket as well.

>> and trick shots, too, by the way. >> the lay down on the trampoline shot. >> do you work with him a lot on this? is it like practice all the time? >> i home school the kids and he isl little, so he doesn't reall have assignments, so he just runs off to the hoop. >> jimmy: he stinks! boo. he finally made one in like the fourth hour of kathie lee and hoda. [ laughter ] meanwhile, a new study out of kansas state university found something unprize isurprising. it showed that 60% to 80% of the time that employees are spending time online at work, they're looking at non-work-related websites. what are people supposed to do at work, work? they call this trend cyber loafing, which sounds like how we'll all be making bread 20 years from now. i'm cyber meat loafing lately. i'm always looking for ways to

increase productivity at our show. we waste a lot of time here. i sent my cousin sal to check in on what websites our staff was cyber loafing on, and also to beat them over the heads with a loaf of bread. >> here we go. time to break some bread. i didn't know you worked for espn. loafer! ray lewis says hi. facebook? consider yourself poked. thumbs up. mike. status update. i'm not working. online shopping. cyber loafer. you are a cyber loafer! say it. admit it. oh, great. you online shopping again? cyber loafer! "tmz." "tmz"! who's a cyber loafer? holler! start doing some work, will you?

you're on the clock, loafer. this is technically a loaf. this is definitely a t-shirt cannon. let's go. will you stop loafing? got him. yes. what's this, randy? you're a cyber loafer! >> i'm not cyber loafing. >> yeah, you're cyber loafing. get outta here. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this is good. one more thing, it's thursday night, it's time for our weekly tribute to the fcc where we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. it is "this week in unnecessary censorship." [ cheers and applause ] >> john harbaugh talked about [ bleep ] his younger brother jim, coach of the 49ers. >> he did let me know if the day came, i could go beat on his

[ bleep ] and put it to him. >> burger king, the fast-food giant, admitting the presence of horse [ bleep ] in their food. >> maybe a gentle nudge, maybe you need a big [ bleep ] in the butt. >> a lot of young boys start out having sex with [ bleep ]. >> new york governor andrew cuomo is proposing [ bleep ] 400 million dollars. >> gayle anderson with a preview of the black [ bleep ]. >> they won't let you in? >> i'm just here to [ bleep ] the president of the united states. >> who feels like [ bleep ]? >> richard simmons! >> jeff and stacy. >> [ bleep ]? >> no. >> oscar? >> what do you want, [ bleep ]? >> i want to [ bleep ] you. >> huh? no, no, no.

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>> jimmy: hello there. tonight on the program, wide receiver from the baltimore ravens and in my opinion the real super bowl mvp jacoby jones is here. [ cheers and applause ] and two mcgraws tonight, with music from his new cd "two lanes of freedom", tim mcgraw from the outdoor stage. tomorrow night, please join us for the best of the week, all rolled up into one. and join us next week with jessica alba, james franco, rachel weisz, the great carl reiner will be here, as will chef bobby flay, and music from josh groban, elliott goulding and fall out boy. our first guest tonight has delivered daily injections of tough texas talk to the tormented and toothless. you see him weekdays on the show that bears much of his name, please welcome dr. phil mcgraw! [ cheers and applause ]

how are you, dr. phil? thank you for coming on such short notice. >> the tormented and toothless? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] those are your guests. >> the tormented and toothless? >> jimmy: it's going to be a soap opera for you. >> i rode my bike over here. i did take performance-enhancing drugs. i did everything i could to get here and then you say that. >> jimmy: yeah, i know, i'm sorry. but when i shook your hand, you seemed really strong. like i think you could probably crush me if you wanted to. >> i was actually thinking about it. after you said that. and you've got another mcgraw on here today. we know each other. it's curious. i've wondered about asking him about his mcgraw family reunions. >> jimmy: i wonder, is there any crossover there? >> well, i doubt it. the most common thing you hear

at my mcgraw family reunion is, what are you looking at, [ bleep ]? [ laughter ] i don't know if that's what he hears at his. mine are toothless and tormented. that's why that really cuts deep for you to say. >> jimmy: i'm sorry, i did not mean to bring up your family. >> that's why it cuts deep. >> jimmy: i want to talk about this ronaiah tuiasosopo. >> that's pretty good, that's pretty good. >> jimmy: you interviewed this guy, and what an interview this was. i mean, you really -- it was like "csi" dr. phil. you ran him through the ringer. you had fbi experts. how do you even get fbi experts to -- voice analysis of his voice. >> well, people were really curious about this, and i thought this young man deserves somebody to truly do an in-depth interview and get to the answers, because i read everything in the media, and everybody came to one

conclusion, and i didn't feel like they really did their homework. and they came to the wrong conclusion. and so we kept digging and digging and digging until we finally got a research design that gave, i thought, a fair reading of this and got to the right conclusion. >> jimmy: it seemed like you were heading to the wrong conclusion also because it seemed like you did not believe when he said it was my voice, i was the one playing on the woman with a telephone. >> you sit down with a confessed liar that has perpetrated a multi-layered scam across an extended layer of time, you have to have a reasonable degree of skepticism. my theory was that his lips are moving, he's lying. so anything he said to me, i had to take with skepticism. so when he told me that's me on the phone, i looked him, i hear the voice, i'm thinking, you're going to have to prove to me this is you. i thought everybody was skeptical, they expected me to ask the hard questions they would ask if they were there, so i continued to challenge and

challenge and challenge until we got there. >> jimmy: he kept refusing to do the voice until finally you badgered him to the point where he said all right, i'll go behind the screen because i'm embarrassed and then i'll do the voice. >> he had a good point. but again, if somebody says it's me, but i won't show you, [ bleep ]. i mean, i'm throwing the flag on that. i mean, come on. >> jimmy: we have a clip. let's hear the clip from that moment. >> hi, i'm just letting you know i got here and getting ready for my first session and i just wanted to call you and keep you posted. i miss you, i love you. bye. >> jimmy: true or false, dr. phil, you became sexually excited at that moment. [ laughter ] little bit? [ applause ] >> i don't think so. by the way, i watched your interview with katie. >> jimmy: katie couric. she had manti te'o. >> she did. katie is a good friend of mine, has been for a long, long time. and you're asking her, how do you think dr. phil got this

interview? why are you so surprised i got this interview? >> jimmy: i'll tell you why -- >> i mean, you're scratching your head. >> jimmy: because if i did something wrong, you're the last person i would go to. because i know that eventually you're going to get me in a choke hold and strangle the truth out of me. i'd go to somebody nice, like katie. >> well, but here's a guy that has a serious mental emotional problem. >> jimmy: we all do. >> and he wants to talk to a mental health professional. >> jimmy: so why did he come to you? this is what i'm wondering. >> so he wants to talk to somebody that knows something about it. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> why do you think they keep booking me here with you? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well -- is that what this is? are you billing me for this? >> i could be your probation officer. this is a check-up. >> jimmy: that's funny that you mention that, because the last time you were here, your

beautiful '57 chevy has been stolen. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and now it has been recovered. >> it has. >> jimmy: and how did that happen? >> it's interesting how that happened. i thought it was gone for good, right? >> jimmy: right. >> okay, so here's the deal. this car is gone. it's gone, gone, gone, gone. so they finally arrest this guy, he's a king pen in this big auto theft ring. they've been tracking these guys. lapd has been tracking -- they've got this undercover ring. they've been tracking this guy. they get the king pen and they think these guys have been taking these classic cars. so he tries to cut a deal and they say look, we want one thing. we want dr. phil's '57 chevy. they weren't giving me preferential treatment. they'd been getting lots of cars recovered. they say we want his '57 chevy. the guy says i don't have it. can't help you, buddy, i don't have it. they say tough, you're going in, you're going down for the big one. he says listen, i'm sorry, what else do you want? i can't give you that. they said you're going in. they take him in, lock him up, put him in the slammer.

hour and a half later, his lawyer shows up in front of the police department with that car on a trailer. on a trailer! >> jimmy: wow. that's fantastic. [ applause ] >> so i don't know if he had it and gave it up or he put out the call to his buddies and said i don't know who's got this car but you better get it down here because i'm in a bind and i need that car. so they show up with the car. i thought it was in bogota or somewhere. but apparently there was so much media surrounding its theft that it was too hot to move, so they had it hidden in a warehouse. an hour and a half later, they produced that car. >> jimmy: dr. phil wins again, there you go. we're going to take a break. we'll be right back with dr. phil and jacoby jones.

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we're back with dr. phil. jacoby jones and tim mcgraw are on the way. now, are you -- do you take patients as a therapist? >> oh, no. >> jimmy: have you ever had that? >> i was in private practice for a long time. >> jimmy: so people would come to you with their problems and you would yell at them? >> why do you look so shocked when you say that? >> jimmy: because most therapists, in my experience, they'll sit there and not really say much of anything. >> how long were you in therapy? >> jimmy: i'll let you know. [ laughter ] >> how's it going? >> jimmy: it's going fine. it's fine.

i'm very obsessed with myself, so i like to talk about myself to someone. and no one will talk to me unless i pay them. so this is what i do. but i have a hard time imagining you just kind of sitting there and listening. >> i was not the kind of therapist that was like uh-huh, yeah, right, and how does that make you feel. >> jimmy: right. >> i have to say, there was a time when i actually did marital therapy, and in all candor, i would have to say in the history of marital therapy, i had to be the worst marital therapist -- >> jimmy: oh, really? >> in the history of marital therapy. >> jimmy: why? >> because i didn't have the temperament for it. this couple would sit down and they would start bitching and whining and sniping at each other, and i'd sit there for like 15 minutes and say my god, no wonder you people can't stand each other. i've known you for 15 minutes and i wanna slap you both.

[ laughter ] my god, seriously. >> jimmy: would they come back? >> well, strangely enough, they would. >> jimmy: they would come back? >> and, you know, they would ask me what i think, and my dad gave me some real good advice one time. he said you know, boy, don't ever pass up a good chance to shut up. and i really listened to that for a while. and then it just kind of -- i just lost control. and so i just got in a pattern of my life to just telling people the truth as i see it and that's worked really well for me. i tell people the truth as i see it. if you don't like it, it's okay. but i feel like when people come on the show or when people made an appointment with me, i fell like they at least had the right to not leave guessing where i stood. they ought to at least know what i thought. don't you hate to go see a therapist, as much as you do -- [ laughter ] don't you hate to go and wonder what they think, if they think you're a whack-a-doodle or whatever?

don't you want to know if they think you are completely crazy? >> jimmy: no. >> yes, you do. you want to know if you pulled something over on them or not. you came to see me, i would tell you if i thought you completely lost it. >> jimmy: you would? would we be able to have a confidential therapy session, you and i? >> oh, sure. >> jimmy: i don't think we would. >> no, we would. >> jimmy: i think you'd be on tv promoting it the next day. >> no, we would have a confidential -- you would tell everybody about it. >> jimmy: yeah, you're probably right. >> it would be in your monologue the next day. >> jimmy: this is your new book. have you read this yet? >> yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how many books do you have out? >> how many books do i have snout this is my eighth book. >> jimmy: this is your eighth book. is there anything left to tell people? i mean, really. [ laughter ] >> you know, the truth is you joke about that, but the truth is the world has changed. hasn't the world changed since you were born? >> jimmy: i guess, yeah. >> i mean, aren't you obsessed about new things? >> jimmy: sure, yeah.

>> aren't you anxious about new things? >> jimmy: yeah. >> don't you obsess about new things? >> jimmy: i obsess about everything. >> aren't you going to say oh, my god, am i not worried about the right stuff 1992 jnow? i'm going to e-mail you a multiple choice test on that monday. >> jimmy: we'll be right back with baltimore ravens' jacoby jones. on download muse africa tonight's artist on itunes.com/timmcgraw. the creative process never stops. and songwriting is so hard, but i love it. these days, i guess i just don't want to miss a thing. [ laughs ]

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>> jimmy: hi there. welcome back. before the super bowl, our next guest publicly warned the 49ers not to kick to him. this is what happened. this is one of two touchdowns he scored to lead his team to victory. look at that.

108 yards. i don't think i could even run 108 yards, let alone run way ahead of the pack for the super bowl champion boil ravens. please welcome jacoby jones. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks for coming out. i heard this is your first time here in los angeles. >> it is. let me say, though. people, forgive my shades. i'm not being hollywood. the excitement, i baust a blood ve vessel in my eyes. >> jimmy: from excitement? >> excitement.

>> jimmy: just excitement? >> excitement. look at my face. >> jimmy: i can't really see your eyes. >> exactly. >> jimmy: you haven't slept much the last few days. >> no, i sleep. i'm going to get my sleep. >> jimmy: i think you should have been the super bowl mvp. [ cheers and applause ] >> the one thing i say, jimmy, is joe flacco deserves it, man. because what that guy been through and did. if you look at the postseason, 11 touchdowns, no ints. sweet! [ applause ] >> jimmy: he did definitely have a great postseason, there's no question about that. but in that specific game, you were the star. you actually planned to run that kick back, right? i mean, this was something you decided you were going to do. >> yeah, buddy. part of the thing is, man, coach put that play in, i was like i'm going to tell coach he got to

let me come out. he like man, they gonna bench you. i was like so? so when i told coach i want to be aggressive, he said let's do it. >> jimmy: now, the lights went out not long after that. >> i didn't care. i was tired. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i was on the sideline throwing up. the lights went out, i was like yes! it was third and 12. i had to go catch a punt. i was gagging. third down? damn. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you grew up in new orleans. it's your hometown. so you're playing in front of probably a lot of your family, right? >> right. >> jimmy: how much of your family was at the game? >> i got tickets, i gave them to my momma, i said you deal with it. i got a game to play. straight up. >> jimmy: your mom cooked for the whole team. >> she did. >> jimmy: how many people did she cook for?

>> she made 150 plates. >> jimmy: 150 plates. we brought a picture of your mom there. >> gumbo, baby. >> jimmy: that's her gumbo? [ cheers and applause ] >> we had gumbo, potato salad, mag macaroni and cheese with seven different cheeses. bread pudding. >> jimmy: i see why you're throwing up. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: imagine your mother could have given the whole team food poi zosoning. imagine what would have happened. >> the worst plan in nfl history ever. >> jimmy: that would have been the worst thing to happen ever. you instagramed this photograph of -- this is your back. >> that's my back. >> jimmy: that's the city of new orleans on your back. >> yep. >> jimmy: that looks like it hurt. [ laughter ] >> yeah. see where the superdome at? i'm going to put the lombardi

trophy 47 are a raven head next to it. >> jimmy: then you have to make sure you never get traded. >> i want a tie-in with baltimore. >> jimmy: you're known for your touchdown dances. is that something you think about, you plan out beforehand? >> duh! >> jimmy: it is? >> listen, i have my dances, i make them up, and during the week of practice, i do them. seriously. i do a dance, see what my teammates think of them. they'll be like yeah, do that. [ laughter ] and then the night before the game, i'll be in the mirror practicing. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: would you consider being on "dancing with the stars"? as a representative of the abc television network, i would like to offer you the chance to compete on "dancing with the stars." [ cheers and applause ] >> let me ask you this, do polar bears poo on ice? >> jimmy: i'm relatively sure that they do.

>> i hope they don't do it in water, that's nasty. >> jimmy: you would do that? >> yes, sir. >> jimmy: that would be great. i think that would be great. i think people would like to see you doing that. [ cheers and applause ] you're on the cover of "sports illustrated," and that's got to be pretty exciting. [ cheers and applause ] congratulations. i look forward to seeing you on "dancing with the stars." >> i'm ready, baby. >> jimmy: there you go. jacoby jones, thanks for coming. you're a big fan of tim mcgraw, right? stick around, we'll be right back with tim mcgraw.

>> jimmy: this is his new cd, called "two lanes of freedom." here with his song "one of those nights", tim mcgraw.

♪ he's getting dressed putting on that lipstick she's wearing them cutoffs get off work cashing out that paycheck pick that girl up on the front step here she comes now looking so fine been weight on this night for such a long long time she slides in and you roll down main street that red light turns gre she p song you turn it up you say do you wanna and she says hell yeah you hit the party all your buddies are jealous someday you'll be looking back on your life at the memories

this is gonna be one of those nights ♪ ♪ out a backyard everybody's laughing makes me say i was there when it happened coming up on midnight about time to get gone and then the deejay starts to play the favorite song slow dancing she whispers baby let's go when she slides in she gives you the green light hold off until you turn on the headlights looking back on your life at the memories this is gonna be one of those nights yeah one of those nights ♪