♪ >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- dr. mehmet oz. from "bones," emily deschanel. and it's mash-up monday with music from monsters and men at work. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm your host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming.

well, i'm glad you're in a good mood. i'd like to begin with our national pastime, baseball. i think texting might be the new national past time. i'll start with baseball anyway. in chicago this weekend, home of the cubs, one of the great franchises, great stadiums in sports. they have a tradition at wrigley field. at home cubs game, someone, usually famous, leads the crowd in take me out to the ball game. it's a low pressure gig, you're not expected to be good, it isn't the national anthem. but you are expected to be wrt than warren g. was. ♪ take me to the ball game ♪ take me out with the crowd ♪ buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: i get the sense this is the first time he's heard

speaking of games, how many of you watched "game of thrones" last night? [ cheers and applause ] it was a good one. if you didn't see it, plug your ears. when i'm finished, i'll give you the sign to unplug them or more likely i'll forget to give you the sign and you'll have your ears plugged. plug your ears if you haven't heard and you don't want to. last night the red woman gave john snow maybe the best haircut ever. if ever there was a super cut, this one was it. john snow is dead. she brought him back to life which means, by the way, every cast member we've had in this show over the last ten months, including john snow lied to my face about this. also john snow being dead was the only plot point on the show i understood. now i'm completely lost again. for those who watch "game of thrones," the resurrection of john snow was a big deal. it resonated in the "game of thrones" community. now as is

television shows are following suit. >> it's been a year since we said goodbye. but a new face in the hospital is about to change everything. ♪ ♪ >> mcdreamy is back. "grey's anatomy," only on abc. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's good news. in politics donald trump is leading cruz in indiana by 15 points according to polls. this is a state cruz needs to win to stay in the race, and so far the people of indiana have welcomed him very warmly. >> i'm running to be everyone's president. those who vote for me and don't. >> we don't want you. >> i will respect it. >> do the math. >> you asked kasich to drop out, it's your turn. take your own words. time to drop out. >> i'm curious, when donald doesn't get to

going to call for him to drop out? >> he's going to get to 1237. he's going to get more than 1237. >> let me ask you something. what do you like about donald? >> everything. >> give me anything. >> the wall. that's the main thing. immigration. >> ted's building a wall. >> hold on a second. do you know on the wall that donald told "the new york times" editorial he'll build a wall and he's not going to deport anyone? >> once again, lying ted. >> that was a good interaction. it was a good lesson in there. never get in a fight with a guy with wrap around sunglasses. ted cruz is determined. he said it's not over by a long shot, even though it is. >> the new york power brokers want this race to be over. the washington lobbyists want this race to be over. >> jimmy: everyone wants this race to be over.

[ cheers and applause ] probably even you, enough already. and this is fantastic. this is what happened to ted's running mate, carly fiorina, when she introduced him yesterday. keep your eye on carly here. >> the next president of the united states, ted cruz. ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: heidi cruz is waving. no one notices she's still down there. no one bends down to help. there she is. maybe that will be a metaphor for their campaign, like whack-a-mole. uber is testing out a new feature. uber is the car pickup service. they're going to start charging passengers a fee if you show up more than two minutes after the car shows up to get you. apparently this happens a lot. the drivers have to wait for the people to come downstairs and during that time they don't get paid. that annoys them. it used to be told we were told to be to the get in a car with a stranger, now it's get in a car with a stranger within two minutes or else.

i'm fine with being charged, but -- because they wait for more than two minutes. but then when it says he's two minutes away and i watch him driving on the little map, driving in circles for 28 minutes, i want to be compensated for that time. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the uber is service about this. you have two minutes to get in that car or else. >> at uber we've been taking your abuse for years. you're rude. you leave garbage in our cars, and you puke on our seats. >> come on. >> well, guess what? we can be jerks too. from now on when the driver arrives, our clock starts ticking. >> he can wait. >> if you're two minutes late, we'll charge you. if you're three minutes late, we'll throw a brick through your

window. and if you're four minutes late, we'll ram a car into your [ bleep ] house. it's time to realize the world doesn't revolving around you. >> you got any of those little waters? >> no. dude, dude. >> screw uber. if you don't like it, walk. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh well. i don't know if you heard this, but warner brothers made a big announcement today. they're making a sequel to spas "space jam." remember that? this time starring lebron james. in this one lebron james travels back in time to try to stop steph curry's parents from conceiving. we have a very good show tonight. the return of mashup monday. this is where we combine two bands who have no business being combined to form one giant musical pun. tonight monsters of mon and colin

perform as "of monsters and men at work." [ cheers and applause ] it sounds great. it sounded great at rehearsal. i wasn't sure if this one was going to work out. i asked if he'd do it. he smiled and gave me a veg might sandwich, which was disgusting by the way. "of monsters and men" at work. from bones, emily deschanel and the great and powerful dr. oz. this is important. we've had some incidents. if anyone has anyone infected they want dr. oz to look at, please wait until he's walking out to his car out back. i need dr. oz's advice on something. the insides of my ears are constantly itching, and i am -- i'm addicted to q tips. if i don't have them, i'll use paper clips or stick my fingers in there. two weeks ago i was at a kings playoff game. i was fortunate enough that the camera

>> jerry kimmel. next to him jerry bremmer. >> as a matter of fact, just to drop names, mike -- [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: i didn't know that was happening. from now on i don't leave my house. i just stay at home surrounded by my little army of qtips protecting me from anyone. i need to ask if putting things in your ears is bad for you, why does it feel so very, very good. we have to take a break. when we come back, it's been a long time. finally i have had enough of this sarah palin. i'll explain why in a minute. stick around. i believe you will be glad you did. we'll be right back. ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight on the show it's mash up monday with music from of monsters and men at work from "bones" emily deschanel is here. i want to talk about sarah palin. remember her? the former governor of alaska, the big hair. anyway, she's been making the rounds lately, promoting an anti-climate change

a movie called "climate hustle." sarah palin is supporting it. >> i want people to feel empowered to ask questions about what's being fed to them by the science community that something is not making a whole lot of sense when it comes to inconsistent data being produced and fed especially to our children when it comes to global warming or climate change, whatever they're calling it today. >> that was one sentence, by the way. >> jimmy: one long, dumb sentence. here's another one. >> it's perpetuated and repeated so often that too many people believe that oh, well, if 97% of all scientists believe that man's activities are creating changes in the weather, who am i to question that? >> jimmy: exactly. who are you to question that? [ applause ] here's the thing -- >> jimmy: i have a theory. i think maybe sarah palin wants global warming. it's cold in alaska. it would

the idea that she knows more than 97% of scientists is offensive and dangerous. no matter what sarah palin and these geniuses she surrounds herself with, climate change is not a liberal versus conservative thing, but the people who profit from ignoring it want you to believe it is. in general, politicians on the left believe humans are the major problem, on the right, they say not all, but most. this isn't a matter of political opinion. it's a matter of scientific opinion. in this case, overwhelming scientific opinion. 2014 was the warmest year ever until 2015 became the warmest year ever. now 2016 might turn out to be even warmer. you know how you know when climate change is real, when the hottest year on record is whatever year it currently is, that's how you know. [ applause ] we've had 15 of the last of the 16 hottest years ever since 2001. that's not an opinion. it's a fact. for so

humans are contributing to this has become a left versus right issue. the politicians debate it. our scientists don't. a huge majority of climate scientists say climate change is happening. they say we're causing it and we need to do something about it before it has a terrible effect on all of us. there's no debate about the greenhouse effect, just like there's no debate about gravity. if someone shows a piano off the roof, i don't care what sarah palin tells you, get out of the way. it's coming down on your head. [ applause ] >> jimmy: there's a thick circle of man-made gases around the planet. like a snow globe, holding heat in. and i do want to be fair. this isn't bad news for everyone. for example, climate change is great for anyone who would like to get swallowed by the ocean. for everyone else, it's good for aqua man. it's bad for us. nasa says that 97% of climate scientists agree that the warming we are experiencing is likely due to human activity. that's nasa. it's on ei

97% of climate scientists agree on this. and 97% of scientists don't agree on much. even one out of five dentists don't agree on sugarless gum for their patients that chew gum, but almost half our representatives in washington apparently know more about science than our scientists do, or they pretend to, because they get money to make sure the big companies can do the things they do. the idea that this is a left wing conspiracy -- what if i decided to deny the existence of yogurt. think about it. i've seen the containers. i just don't believe there's anything in them. i believe yogurt is a conspiracy at guy is insane.mos. and i would be insane. [ applause ] but this is not that different than that. to me the big question is either you believe in science or you don't. why do we believe science when it comes to molecules and the speed of light and cialis but not this? because members of congress who we don't even like, by the way

from companies that make pollution for a living told us not to worry about it. and i know i'll get beaten over the head by every whacko website and i know there will be a lot of what the hell do you know? go back to girls jumping on trampolines. this is not about what i know. this is about what scientists know. i hope for the next two minutes, forget about whether you're a republican or democrat and pay attention to the following message. decide for yourself. the people are scientists and americans and not part of some imaginary conspiracy. they're just a smarter version of us. watch this and if at the end you disagree, while we're all under water, i hope you're the last one that gets a snorkel. ♪ ♪ >> hi. i'm a paleo climatologist and a chemist. >> i'm a climate scientist. >> i'm a hydroclimatologist. >> i'm a polar ecologist.

>> i'm chuck taylor and i'm an environmental analytical chemist. >> i'm john dorsey. i'm a marine environmental scientists. >> over the past 40 years thousands of people have studied climate change. >> definitely happening. >> and it's caused by human beings. >> that's you and me. >> the consequences could be extremely dire. >> catastrophic. >> apocalyptic. >> when we tell you all this, we're not [ bleep ]ing with you. >> we're not [ bleep ]ing with you. >> definitely not [ bleep ] with you. >> why would we [ bleep ] with you? think about it. if i wanted to screw with people, do you think i would have gone into climate science. >> i'm sure we could do better. >> i'd tell you a meteor was come and try to sell you a helmet. >> we know about this stuff. >> we have ph.d.s. >> this is science. >> this is not a prank. >> this is not a prank. >> once i locked a buddy in a porta potty and pushed it over.

>> just to sum up, global warming, real. >> it's real. >> man-made. >> caused by carbon pollution. >> temperatures soaring. oceans rising. >> ice melting. >> for real. we're not [ bleep ] with you. >> we're not [ bleep ] with you. >> we're not [ bleep ] with you. >> believe us if not for our generation, than for his. >> you mother [ bleep ] better not [ bleep ] up. paid for by people who know more than you do. [ laughter and applause ] >> climate change is real. wrestling is fake. okay? now on with the show. we have a good show. it's match-up monday with music from of monsters and men at work, from bons, emily deschanel is here and we'll be right back with dr. oz. so stick around. your height. when systems can help sense your surroundings. and when cameras change your perspective.

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: tonight from the show "bones," which is now in its 48th season, emily deschanel is here. then of monsters and men team up with colin hay of men at work to form "of monsters and men at work" from the samsung stage. [ cheers and applause ] and they sound great. this might be the best mashup monday ever. tomorrow adam carolla will be here, lucy boynton will join us, and we'll have music from the avett brothers. and later this week julie bowen, rob lowe, chloe bennet, wyatt russell and music from bebe rexha and florida georgia line. so please join us then. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: any time our first guest slaps on his purple exam gloves, you know something exciting is about to happen. he's the host of an emmy-winning show by day and he has agreed to write medical marijuana prescriptions for everybody in our audience tonight. [ cheers and applause ] please welcome dr. mehmet oz! ♪

>> jimmy: first i want to say congratulations. you won another emmy. >> last night. >> jimmy: how many do you have now? >> it's my seventh emmy. the big challenge last night was my competition has become my daughter. >> jimmy: she was nominated against you? >> in the exact same category. last year she beat me and i had to eat these crazy fried oreo things, it was torture. >> jimmy: that's the bet? >> she has a pudding with more calories than anything created. i have to take 1,000 calories of that. if i win, she would have to do burden of proofies. >> jimm burpies. >> jimmy:

is? come on down. you'll like this. it puts hair on your chest. >> jimmy: i got enough hair. >> it's straightforward. it's the best exercise ever. look at the enthusiasm. >> jimmy: i don't want to do it. >> look at the enthusiasm. oh, god, stop begging. it's come to this. >> jimmy: all right. just one of them. what is it? >> you jump up. then you go down, do a push up, and go up and jump up like that. do three. cheer him on now. cheer him on. [ applause ] >> come on now. do one. >> jimmy: my pants are too tight. what do i have to do? tell me again. i'm not coordinated and i can't remember things like this. >> start with the push up. >> jimmy: that i can do. all right. >> let's see your big strong manly muscles. go down, up, legs together, and up. [ applause ] >> i have a question for you. >> jimmy: i ha

why is it that you losing a bet, i would take that if i won the bet. i mean, it sounds like a good thing to eat the pudding or whatever your daughter made. >> you feel like stool the rest of the day. it's terrible. >> jimmy: no, i don't. >> but the challenge is there are two emmys competing in. she won one and i won one. perfect, right? do we both do the challenge or none of us? >> jimmy: nobody has to do either of the things. >> is that what you guys think? [ applause ] >> jimmy: i'll eat whatever it was she was going to make. and then everybody's happy. >> what a peacemaker. >> jimmy: do you eat any junk food? i can't imagine you polishing off a bucket of wings. or anything like that. >> well, for example, dessert is metabolic suicide. humans didn't probably ever eat dessert until 500 years ago. the rich castle dwellers would have little snacks when they went home the next day, and that, of course, they cheated and began eating them up that night.

to remind them how sweet the meal was. there's no reason to have dessert. it doesn't make any sense. >> jimmy: of course there's no reason to have dessert. no reason to get a massage either. i mean -- >> massage is dividends. >> jimmy: it does? >> yes. >> jimmy: you're probably talking about one of them sex massages. [ laughter ] >> that too. >> jimmy: is there anything you miss like was there a time in your life when you had french fries? you don't like them? >> i don't like french fries. i like german chocolate cake. french fries are too -- >> jimmy: you don't like french fries? >> no. >> jimmy: i'm going to have your dna tested and make sure you're a human being. really? >> no. >> jimmy: i don't think i've ever met anybody who doesn't like them. what about pizza? >> the right pizza. >> jimmy: the right pizza? >> yeah. too much oil and grease, i don't like it. i think about what's happening in my body. >> jimmy: stop that. >> bad things are happening in there. >> jimmy: how bad could it be, really?

thinking it's bad makes it worse, right? >> true. i grant you that. so if you're going to have that kind of stuff, i think you ought to adore it and love it. if you're going to have a bad time eating, not sigh cotically crazy. we're doing a truth food series on the show. we're going to crazy things and looking at why doesn't chicken today taste the same as a generation ago, and what's the other half of half and half? >> jimmy: what is it? latex paint, right? >> i'm trying to figure it out. the best example is beer. everyone has a light beer. it's more health conscious. light beer is basically white bread but the beer version. take all the good stuff out an you're left with stuff that's not worth it. >> jimmy: oh. so drink a regular beer? >> yeah. that stout that you have backstage -- >> jimmy:

>> that has 15 calories more than light beer. i drank a couple backstage just to relax. >> jimmy: that's good. we finally -- >> and it has all the nutrients. >> jimmy: finally good news here. >> and let me ask you another question. why is it that hotdogs come in packages of ten, but the buns are only eight? what gives? what is that about? we got to get to the bottom of it. >> jimmy: i think you have to ask "seinfeld" in 1986. we're going to take a break. when we come back, i want to talk to you about my ears. they're driving me crazy. i don't know if you saw the -- i'll show the clip again in case you missed it. >> i saw it, everyone saw it. >> jimmy: dr. oz is here, we'll be right back. ♪ unless someone got buried. to the fullbacks... gearheads... and those with green thumbs. to the sticky... the stinky...

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "the dr. oz show" airs weekdays in syndication. emily deschanel is coming up, and of monsters and men. we talked about this. i asked you this question on your show. why is it, first of all, why do qtips exist if they're not good for you? >> i brought you one. >> jimmy: thank you. i need more than one. >> belly button lint could work. i could see you doing things -- >> jimmy: i only use it for my ears. >> show me what you do. >> jimmy: by the way, this is a cheap plastic qtip.

in my home. [ laughter ] i just go like this, sometimes i do two -- can i have another one is this >> please. because i'm very busy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: sometimes because i'm very busy i'll go like this. and i have to tell you -- >> you lost it in there. look how deep they're going. no.oesn't everybody do this? let's go through this quick. first of all, earwax is actually sweat just a little thicker. look at that. >> jimmy: i got nothing. my ears are so clean, you'll see nothing came off. if i ever get anything, it's a thrill. i'll usually keep it on the sink. i will. i'll keep it only sink so i can look at it for a little while. >> you know the yellow? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> that stuff is actually sweat that's supposed to be there. it's a little stickier because it's supposed to catch all the sand. when the kimmels of yore were going across the sand, it protects them.

the qtips stimulate you well in an erotic part of the body. >> jimmy: you're making me want to go for them again. [ laughter ] >> let me see your fingers. let me see them. they are designed perfectly to clean your ears. and your pinky is the exact size that you want to not go too deeply into your ear. but still get what you want. >> jimmy: i can do this? >> i got you an example. guillermo, come over here. >> jimmy: he has the cutest ear lobes you'll see on a man or woman. chubby little ear lobes that are a delight. >> let me see your ear. take your pinkie -- come sit next to me. don't be a stranger. >> jimmy: really. dr. oz will squeeze your testicles. >> and they're nice.

and then watch his eyes. guillermo, you're supposed to do me. >> otherwise it's not like three monkeys on a stool. get in there. >> guillermo: i don't want to hurt you. >> you can't do damage with your fingers. describe that. what does that feel like? >> jimmy: is that a handkerchief? >> it's yours. >> jimmy: i feel like i'm having a gay experience right now. [ laughter ] this is my first threesome. >> you got a little stuff there, and the ear will push the other wax out so when it's ready to be taken out, it comes out. otherwise, you get the q tips, they're like a front end muzzle loader and you jam the wax in and unfortunately sometimes you poke a hole in the eardrum. >> jimmy: i have done that. i've punctured my eardrum before. but i can't stop. my wife hides the qtips but i find them and i get them and crave them and love them. >> he's addicted to eargasms. >> guillermo: why? >> jimmy: what, are you a doctor all of a sudden?

>> yeah. >> jimmy: you don't do this? you don't use q tips? >> i do, but i just go on the outside. >> jimmy: the outside? that's what it says on the box. who listens to the box? >> guillermo: you got to follow the instructions. >> dr. guillermo knows. >> jimmy: you're 50 pounds overweight. what are you talking about? you're 50s pounds overweight. are you eating q tips? >> i have an idea. bbq tips. you could actually have a little flavor. maybe the guys from black's bbq, can put together something that i could go like this in these ears and then chew on them. >> oh, that was terrible. >> jimmy: i'll take it to "shark tank," they'll like it. thank you so much, dr. oz. i don't know if i'm going to heed your advice in this particular area. but it's a pleasure area. dr. oz. we'll be right back with emily deschanel. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ in the dark.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: while dr. oz protects the lives of his fellow men, our next guest takes care of the dead ones. she plays forensic anthropologist dr. temperance brennan on "bones." watch it thursday nights on fox. please welcome emily deschanel. mixture -- ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you doing? what is your position on q tips? do you go in? >> i used to be maybe not as obsessive as you, but i used to go in and clean, and then i had a doctor who looked in my ear and could see. he said it was like cream cheese in there and that i was taking bits of cream cheese, and that kind of did it for me and i stopped. it was hard. i had to sit on my hands. >> jimmy: it was. how long did it take? i've tried to break the habit. it's not working. >> they get itchy or something. you just want to go in.

>> jimmy: forget it. [ laughter ] >> you can do it. >> jimmy: i don't want to dwell on it. i don't think i can do it. >> i have faith in you. >> jimmy: how is everything? you and your sister had babies a month apart? >> two months apart. >> jimmy: did you plan that? >> no. >> jimmy: we called each other up. no. >> jimmy: and from different husbands? >> to be clear, yes, different husbands. >> jimmy: is that a good thing? i would imagine that's something sisters would dream of happening. >> it's wonderful. we couldn't have planned it better. it's amazing except for the fact that we even work on the same lots and we bring our babies to work and yet it's hard to get them together. >> jimmy: why? >> one will be down for a nap and then one is up. and then vice versa. they take so many naps. >> jimmy: the napping is rigid. you can't time their naps so it syncs them up? >> just so they can see their cousin? i don't know. maybe i'm more like l

but i let them nap when they're tired, rather than having a strict schedule. >> jimmy: so you never see each other anymore? >> on the weekend sometimes. >> jimmy: that's a lot of fun. >> when they're older, there will be more time because there wasn't be as many naps. >> jimmy: how long have you been shooting "bones"? >> 11 years. >> jimmy: that's unbelievable. 11 seasons of the show. are you shooting right now? >> we just finished last week. >> jimmy: and you're doing one more season. >> one more season. 12 episodes for our 12th season. and we'll get to like 246 episodes. they couldn't give us 250 episodes. >> jimmy: did you want 250? >> i don't know. rime -- i'm happy with 12. >> jimmy: bye, everybody, have a nice 12 years. but when you've been doing that, playing this forensic scientist, playing somebody that deals with dead people, do you feel like

you came across one? would you know what to do? would you be fearful? has it had any practical effect? >> i don't have any delusions about my abilities, but -- and i haven't had much opportunity to deal with them. >> jimmy: you haven't? >> but i will say that my grandparents both passed away in the last few years. >> jimmy: i'm sorry. oh, isn't that wonderful? [ laughter ] >> and my, i don't know if you know, but now you can be cremated in the catholic church. >> jimmy: i didn't know you couldn't. >> you had to be buried for a long time. >> jimmy: is that right? >> yes. now you can be cremated. >> jimmy: even before you died? >> hopefully not. [ laughter ] >> probably not. >> jimmy: so your grandparents decided -- >> they were cremated when my grandmother passed away, we put their ashes together, and each of the family members could choose if they wanted a little urn, or a medium size said urn

so i got a little urn. my mom got a bigger urn. and we were coming back and my mom asked me to ship -- i had a lot of choach kiz after my grandmother died that were hers, like an easter bunny, really important stuff. and so my mom asked me to ship back her urn. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and, um, so i -- i felt a little nervous about it. i didn't know if you were allowed to do that. so i went to ups, and it was one of the ups places that will pack it for you because it had other tchotchkes. >> jimmy: like a mailboxes et cetera? >> yeah. similar. >> jimmy: that's serious et cetera, by the way. [ laughter ] >> my mom thought you could totally mail it. i brought it there and tried to act casual, like this is just normal stuff, and then the woman noticed it and asked what it was. i said oh, it's an urn.

urns. >> jimmy: nothing else goes in an urn. >> and she said is that human remains, which is just terrible to hear your grandparents, human -- referred to as human remains, first of all. >> jimmy: we're all still a little startled by your announcement of their death. [ laughter ] >> they were amazing people, and they lived way into their 90s. >> jimmy: and now they live on your fireplace. >> they do. and she -- and then she said are these human remains. i had to be honest. i said yes. so then she went and had to call head corporate, and the people are walking in. there's a line, and she's like, and she's loud about it. she's like, can we ship human remains? no? okay. okay. and so i couldn't ship them, blah blah blah. >> jimmy: what did you do with them? >> but i'm paying for it, and at the end she's like i'm a fan of the show.

she said it really quietly but loudly about the human remains. >> jimmy: imagine her going back to her friends and family and saying emily deschanel brought in human remains. just like" bones" it's unbelievable. [ laughter and applause ] >> it's a great story. >> jimmy: congratulations on the show. it's unbelievable. it's, of course, still airing thursday nights 8:00 on fox. it's called "bones." emily deschanel, everybody. we'll return with mash-up monday music from of monsters and men at work. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by samsung.

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men at work! ♪ ♪ i don't like walking around this old and empty house so hold my hand ♪ ♪ i'll walk with you my dear the stairs creak as you sleep ♪ ♪ it's keeping me awake it's the house telling you to close your eyes and some days ♪ ♪ i can't even dress myself it's killing me to see you this way because though ♪ ♪ the truth may vary this ship will carry our bodies safe to shore ♪ ♪ living in a land down under ♪ can't you hear, can't you hear that t

♪ you better run ♪ travelling in a fried-out kombi on a hippie trail head full of zombie ♪ ♪ i met a strange lady she made me nervous she took me in and gave me breakfast and she said ♪ ♪ do you come from a land down where women glow and men plunder ♪ can't you hear can't you hear the thunder you better run you better take cover ♪ ♪ ♪

living in a land down under ♪ ♪ the screams all sound the same where women glow and men plunder ♪ ♪ can't you hear can't you hear that thunder ♪ ♪ can't you hear, can't you hear that thunder ♪ ♪ you better run, you better take cover ♪ ♪ don't listen to a word that i say ♪ ♪ living in a land down under ♪ lisound the same where women sound the same ♪ ♪ you better run, you better take cover ♪ ♪ you better run, you better take cover ♪ ♪ ♪ you love love love when you

know i can't love you ♪ ♪ love love love ♪ you better run ♪ oh oh ♪ night and day ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪

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