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guillermo and i were in new york doing business for the past few days. is that an accurate way to describe what we were doing? >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: it was a jam packed five days for me. not for you, really. you ate pizza most of the time, but he did call his wife and tell her he was working very hard. right? did your wife ask how hard you were working? >> guillermo: yeah, 16 hours' day. >> jimmy: 16 hours. we announced the new shows, i was on the view, kelly ripa, guillermo ate pizza. he was on sports center offering his tutelage to host kenny main. >> this reminds me of when i hosted at show and i said home run in spanish. >> guillermo: that's right, home run. >> home run.

>> let's see some players hit home runs and see if we can do it better. it's a dominican native for the yankees. >> guillermo: home run. >> home run. >> guillermo: home run. >> jimmy: you're a regular ben steller. >> guillermo: home run. >> jimmy: any of you see the big megyn kelly, donald trump interview last night? not too many people did. out of five networks, it came in fifth. the important thing is that wounds have been healed which is good. it was difficult to watch donald and her fight. it's hard to watch a fight between two people with such similar hair styles. it seems donald trump is integrating himself into the republican party eab

including the increasingly sleepy dr. ben carson. >> you know, during the heat of the campaign people say all kinds of amazing things. and then they turn out being buddies. i'm sure you remember the whole voodoo economics between bush ask and reagans. >> i remember him saying you were a child molester too. >> exactly. >> jimmy: exactly. she almost woke him up with that. who among us hasn't called a friend a child molester. on the democratic side, bernie sanders won oregon. hillary clinton won kentucky it's funny with oregon. if recreational marijuana is legal in your state, you can pretty much guarantee bernie will win it. hillary is too far ahead to catch.

bernies said he's staying in. his campaign manager said i don't think the voters are ready for this race to be over. i disagree. i think we're ready. democrats are -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: there you go. democrats are concerned that sanders' campaign could alienate enough voters to hand donald trump the election. in a -- that happened with ralph nader. bernie said listen, i'm 74 years old. i'm surrounded by college girls screaming my name. don't ruin this for me. so clinton won kentucky. and sanders won oregon, and now this will be settled by whose supporters can be most annoying on facebook. good luck, everybody. bill clinton was on the campaign trail in puerto rico yesterday where they asked him to weigh in on donald trump calling him one of the worst political abusers in history. >> do you want to respond to donald trump? >> jimmy: that is the happiest

i've ever seen anybody. that is the hillary is at home, i'm in puerto rico smile. hillary yesterday released her finances. she made more than $5 million for book royalties and another $1.5 million from speaking. donald trump also filed one. it's required by law. the officials are calling it inadequate. this is the form he submitted which is apparently that's not good enough, but on top of that, trump still hasn't released his tax returns which is something candidates do. he claims to be waiting until his irs audit is done. i don't blame him for wanting to keep it private. he's not a person who likes to talk about money. >> i'm really rich. money, i want more money. my father gave me a loan of 1 million. i borrowed $1 million and now it's worth over $10 billion.

i've made billions and billions and billions of dollars. that's what i do. i've made a tremendous amount of money. tremendous cash flow. i have a store that's worth more money than mitt romney. he's probably not as rich as people think. turns out it's more. turns out i'm much richer than anybody knew. oh, did i get rich. >> jimmy: one of the reasons he won't release his tax returns is because he actually doesn't have any money. he's been goofing on us. wouldn't that be rich? can i get some music and a podium? yes, slide in my podium. thank you. [ applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i know how you feel. i love podiums too.

i am running for vice president of these united states, and i am running alone, ladies and gentlemen. i don't need to be picked by a nominee. i'm my own man or woman if you prefer, and over the last few days people have come to me and said jimmy, jim, why are you running for vice president. my answer is because i love this country so much i would have sex with it. and i mean that. and i'm not afraid to disclose my financial records. i'm prepared to do that right now. put that up. in 2015, you can see, plain as day i made $500 a week hosting this show. i made $600 teaching caratty lessons and i found a 20 bill in my pants. i hope that is sufficient. [ applause ] >> jimmy: if you need my follow up, i'm happy to do it. i probably couldn't even find washington on a map. put a map up on the wall. let's see if i can find it.

i'm the perfect washington outsider. nope, i have no idea where it is. i think it might be over there, but i'm not sure. listen, i have no idea where i am or where i am going. what i know is that my passion is for you, the american people, and when i am vice president, i promise to put a chicken in every pot and a pot in every chicken, and -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: if you want to show your support, please go to our website, jkforvp.com. you can get merchandise. this is a baby onesie. it says vice vice baby on the front, and on the back you can see my slogan, a good solid number two. [ applause ] >> jimmy: put that on your child. jason, slip into that, will you? i've already learned so much from this campaign. [ laughter ]

the fbi is going to be calling you, my friend. you can't throw stuff at the vice president. you're in a lot of trouble. more than anything, i want people to know who i am and that is why tonight i am proud to unveil my very first campaign ad. watch it and if you like what you see, share it with the americans you love. my story is like that of so many americans. i am the son of my parents, one of three white children born in brooklyn, raised in las vegas. my father went to work every day doing what, we never asked. my mother washed our clothes and laid on the ground pretending to be dead until we cried. i try to instill these same values in my own family. my wife and my children. my critics will say i'm unqualified, that i have no foreign policy experience, and yet i've been to cancun multiple

i have negotiated with cancun people. they said so many dollars for this, i said this much. we settled in the middle. i am against terror. terror is bad. always have been. really bad. always will be. i knitted this american flag. i love people. i love talking to people. i love talking at people. my father always said no man ever learned anything by listening. now, pull my finger. it's time to stop listening and to start voting for change because together we can make today yesterday's tomorrow again. i'm jimmy kimmel, and i hit this home run in a televised softball game. >> one of the favorites, only down 2-1. he's right. watch out. watch out. home run, kimmel has it. >> jimmy: i paid for it. join me. ♪

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dax shepherd, everyone. [ applause ] and his opponent, say hello to macklemore and ryan lewis. [ applause ] >> jimmy: gentlemen, macklemore, dax, ryan. welcome to "name that thing". the rules are very simple. >> it's always two against one? >> jimmy: it's not, but in this case the contestant is so highly sophisticated, but needed to put two sophisticated but not as sophisticated men against him. this is historic. the thing is this. ryan and macklemore, you only get to give one answer. even though there are two brains combining, you cannot have two chances to answer. the object is to name the thing we show you.

15 points for a correct answer or 10 for a correctishness, 0 points for an incorrect answer. ready to play? >> yeah. >> jimmy: let's play "name that thing". this item. you have 10 seconds to figure it out. start your pens. there's a conversation between ryan and macklemore. >> they're looking over here or there. >> jimmy: i didn't know they were cheaters, i guess. >> jimmy: dax has his answer. dax, what is that thing. >> probably not spelled right or legible, but the grappling hook. >> jimmy: that's right. ryan and macklemore? >> a raptor toenail. >> jimmy: that is not correct,

but you have another chance and another thing. spin the wall and name that thing. you guys are musicians. this is a -- in your wheel house. examine that thing. as you can see, it's a musical instrument. our audience knows what it is. contestants do not. >> i don't know if i agree with that, guys. that's wrong. >> jimmy: dax has his answer. ryan, name that thing. ryan says it is a sitar mandolin combo. no, i'm sorry it is not. dax? dax, the time for writing has passed. >> i was clarifying my wrong answer. >> jimmy: a lute. it is a lute. >> it is? >> jimmy: very big lead. i'm going to say, also, for the record, there are no backup answers. there can only be one answer per

item, please. our next thing is -- name this thing. >> oh. >> jimmy: you have ten seconds. ryan, macklemore, probably never seen anything like this before. everyone is busy writing. time is up. gentleman, do your thing. dax says a stenograph. that is what it is. you're correct. gentleman, ryan, macklemore, what do you say that thing is? you say it's hospital equipment. no, it is not hospital equipment. >> i'm pretty sure they have those in hospitals. >> jimmy: wow, dax is up -- >> did you get it right? >> yeah. but i had to reverse engineer

what. i won't bore you next time with how i figured it out. >> jimmy: you did that very well. next thing, spin the wheel and the wall and the next thing is, now, this one, oh, boy. every woman in our audience knows what this is. it is not a duck. you might want to just use your last card for this one ryan and macklemore. they're examining. time is almost up, folks. here we go. name that thing. dax, we'll start with you. dax has gotten all three right so far. >> i didn't here. he says an ouch. >> jimmy: might have to give you ten points for that. ryan, macklemore, you say -- >> jimmy: yes, that is absolutely correct.

give them 50 points. wow, all right. we made a game out of it. this is our final in this category. it's sudden death. i'm going to ask you to write down everything in this category that comes to mind. the category name as many of these in twenty-seconds as you can, is cheese. write down as many kinds of cheeses as you can think of. all right? here we go. dax is off to the races. ryan seems to be doing all the work here as macklemore looks on. dax is on fire. ryan is on fire. all right. gentlemen, cap your pens. dax, let's see what do you have there? let's see. dax got eight.

very well done. gentleman, dax shepard is our name that thing champion. congratulations dax. because you won, you get to pick one of the things you named. is there anything you can really think of that you really liked? >> let's go with the vagina opener. >> jimmy: thanks for playing. tonight on the show music from macklemore and ryan lewis. katie nolan is here and we'll be right back with dax shepard. ♪ ♪ whatcha gonna do when you get outta here? ♪ ♪ i'm gonna have some fun! ♪ ♪ what do you consider fun? ♪ fun, natural fun.

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show "garbage time with katie nolan." katie nolan is here. then their album is called "this unruly mess i've made," macklemore and ryan lewis from the samsung outdoor stage. and you can see the boys live here in l.a. at the shrine, may 31st. tomorrow night, the great magic johnson will be here, ludacris and ciara will join us, and we'll have music from ariana grande. and on friday, we have a new show with bryan cranston, aneeka noni rose, and music from joanna newsome. you know our first guest is one of the funniest people i know -- and i know a lot of them. his credits span from "parenthood" to "punk'd" and he is now the director and star of big screen version of "chips." please welcome dax shepard. [ applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very happy to see you.

you know, i saw your lovely and very charming wife kristen bell, and i said i haven't seen dax in a long time. >> three years probably. not truly, but i had a kid three years ago. you've recently had a kid. so really we see each other here. this is our date night. this is how we maintain our friendship. >> jimmy: how old are the girls? >> i have nothing to promote. i'm here to check in with you and make sure you don't need any money or anything. it's a minimal maintenance two humans can do. people think we're best friends because i'm proud to be friends with you. i constantly talk about being friends with you. what's he up to. >> jimmy: how old are you girls? >> three and one and a half. >> jimmy: i've seen pictures. >> it's the offensive. it's hot.

>> jimmy: is two a lot harder than one. >> exponentially so, yeah. when you have one, you have a two-hour nap if things go well, and then they go to bed two hours before you. when you have two, there is no hours. it's just them. from sun up to sun down. it's over. >> jimmy: they don't block it out for you? >> they don't care. >> jimmy: do they go with you when you work? >> yes. these two girls have been to more places than i had been when i was 30. i kind of resent them. yeah. it's like -- >> jimmy: where have they been? >> they've been to cuba. >> jimmy: no. >> who here has been to cuba? don't worry about raising your hands. the rolling stones haven't been there yet. my kids have been to cuba. >> jimmy: i don't think pit bull has been to cuba and he seems to be cuban. was that a work thing? >> my wife was shooting her show there, so i went to watch the

kids. and take her exstep dad out to see the historic red light district. >> jimmy: hold on. go back. does her exstep dad live in cuba? >> he lives in miami which is a skip and throw away, so we thought let's bring him in, and he and i are buddies. he loves house power and women. every meal larry eats he says, with total sincerity, i love food, as if it's the first time he's ever eaten food. it's so sincere. he should be an actor in commercials. he could eat a paper towel and go, oh, i love paper towels. but he's a party, this guy. larry, so she brought him down, and i said to kristen, if time permits i wouldn't mind showing larry the seedier side of

havana, and she said well how seedy? like you'll come home with an std, and i said no, but i'd like to be within striking distance of an std. but my wife to combat this, she gave everything we own away there. this is sincere. we came with luggage and toys for the kids and their clothing. we got to the next stop because we went to new orleans for her movie. i got there and there's nothing in our bags. she gave it all to the people of cuba. she gave everything we own away. she didn't run it by me. she just heard they need things. so she found a charity and she gave everything we own away. so we got to new orleans, there's no diapers. there's no jammies or toys. it's just a fresh do over. >> jimmy: she didn't give larry away. did he come with you? >> larry has not been heard from in a while. i think he stayed down there. they got great food.

he loves the food. >> jimmy: do you think you'll have more children? >> not, no. last year my wife was working in atlanta. we were there, and she all of a sudden goes, i'm so stupid. i've been sick for ten days and ignoring it. i'm definitely pregnant. i'm like we're going to turn into john and kate plus eight. we already have no life. i was freaked out. it was so bad. that was tuesday. that happened on tuesday. and she had to work. for eight hours we didn't get a pregnancy test. for eight hours i was imagining my life with all these kids. that was tuesday. i flew home wednesday for a meeting. thursday morning i had a vasectomy. >> jimmy: wow. >> i had a vasectomy. there's a lot of urologists in the audience. i had a vasectomy and kristen was not thrilled that i did it so quickly, but i'm a man of

action. i was in and out. i was back in atlanta two days after that shooting a samsung commercial. >> jimmy: what's that process like, a vasectomy? >> it's pretty great. they knock you out. ps, a guy said you want me to check your prostate while you're out. while i'm out, i don't want to hear about any other check ups for a while. you have to about three weeks later take your semen in to make sure it's worked. >> jimmy: what? >> they test it to see if the semen is sterile or not. >> jimmy: you take it in. >> they don't provide an area at the clinic to service yourself, so you have to bring in a sample. >> jimmy: okay. >> so i had an appointment at 5:00 in beverly hills, and you have to -- you have to procure

when you get there. you follow me? >> jimmy: yeah. >> they'll start dying and who will know if they were fertile? so i was working. i had a meeting scheduled at three. no problem. i'll have time to go into my office, relax, extract, go to beverly hills. i brought a jar that was rinsed and sterile, i think. my friend knows the time crunch and i'm in this meeting. i can't get out of this meeting. the clock is ticking. i have 15 minutes to get from burbank to beverly hills and procure my sample. this is the god's truth. i had to drive across town, rush hour, thank god there was heavy traffic on laurel canyon, so it slowed down enough that i could [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> i l

laurel canyon in heavy traffic. [ applause ] you're not just dealing with that. it's one going to be just go for it, but i have a jar, and you know, it's heavy traffic. it's a curvy for those of those who have not been on that road. it's hard enough to get through that road while not making love to yourself into a container. >> jimmy: wow. >> the great news is, i'm sterile. >> jimmy: dax shepard, everybody. we'll be right back. hey there, can i help you with anything? hey siri, what's at&t's latest offer? oh, i don't think that siri can... right now, switch to at&t for an iphone and get one free. wow, is that right? yeah, it's basically... yes. that is the current offer from at&t. okay siri, you don't know everything.

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>> jimmy: we're back with dax shepard. katie nolan is on the way. the last time you were here you were getting ready to release chips. you wrote it and starred it. >> i even did one of the stunts so in the credits it would say stun man dax shepherd. >> jimmy: when does the movie come out? >> august of '17.

it is enough time for the topical jokes to not be funny anymore. i don't think my election jokes are going to be as poignant. someone could make another "chips" i suppose. >> jimmy: you have to be careful. >> you really do. >> jimmy: this was a photograph at the premier of "game of thrones". >> our shirts say stark in the streets, wilding in the sheets. we're also wearing tattoos. this is a formal event. everyone there is black tie except for us in our tank tops and tons of tattoos. and when we were together, it was awesome. i felt like the bell of the ball. we were so popular. i felt wonderful. we got separated. she started talking to somebody, and then i saw lisa bonet, probably my all time crush of all time.

so i saw her. i've met her maybe twice. we've been at the party long enough where i'm comfortable in my tank top and tattoos. i'm not thinking about it. i go up to her to say hi, and it's not the warm reception i've had in the past, and then i realized i'm in a tank top. i have bad tattoos all over my neck. i'm not with kristen. i look insane. i look like they let a crazy person in. i'm like, i got to get my wife over here. i'm like hold on. kristen. get over here. >> jimmy: she did. >> she came over. >> jimmy: did you think of lisa bonet in that car on laurel canyon? >> you know, that's between me and that car and the 600 people in traffic around me. >> jimmy: dax shepard. "chips" comes out in a really long

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>> jimmy: we're back. our next guest went from boston area bartender to blogger to host of her newly emmy award show that airs at midnight on wednesdays. tonight it's at 12:30 so you can watch her right now. please welcome, katie nolan. [ applause ] ♪ congratulations on your emmy. that's exciting. >> yeah. >> jimmy: did you expect to win? >> not at all. >> jimmy: were you prepared? did you thank everyone that needed to be thanked? >> nope. >> jimmy: who did you miss? >> everyone. every person. >> jimmy: you didn't thank everyone in. >> i missed everyone. i was backstage because i was presenng

i had to do that first. i didn't know when our category was up. it's outstanding social tv experience. >> jimmy: what does that mean? >> that we are on tv, outstanding and social in experience things. i don't really know. but so i was backstage getting ready to present, and they mentioned, started reading the people in my category that i knew we were up against. i was like that's funny. i recognize those shows and they were like the winner is katie nolan and "garbage time". i have no idea what happened next. i think i screamed. i may have collapsed, and then kevin who works with me. he's like you have to go up and get your emmy. >> jimmy: you didn't go out? >> no. i was like that's so cool. they were like go. >> jimmy: they make you go get it yourself. >> i learned that. it's a learning experience. >> jimmy: did you carry it around the rest of the nht

>> i didn't let anybody take it. you go off stage and someone is like i'll take this. i was like no. the guy said that's a prop. you don't get to keep that one. >> jimmy: you did something with your emmy that i've never seen anyone do before. this is very innovative. you put -- you attached a beer glass to it. [ applause ] >> so i did not put it down for the entire night. you were supposed to leave it. i said i wanted to take it with me. it's my first emmy, probably my last. i want to keep it forever. i brought it to the bar, and the president of fox sports was like too bad you can't chug out of it. i was like don't challenge me with a good time. >> jimmy: this guy sounds like some president of a network. >> he just knows me well and knows if it were a stanley cup, i would have drank it. >> jimmy: maybe you'll get that next. >> that's the next goal.

idea. the idea you could just move the show back a half hour tonight so people can watch you on it it's not very rigid. let's put it that way. >> or you're a huge deal. you got to look at it from that view. [ applause ] >> jimmy: we'll go with the former. >> no other jimmy. >> jimmy: you really moved it for yourself. >> yes, a little. if our viewers want to watch this, there's no way they're picking our show. we're low budget, a tiny show. our studio is probably 1/80th the size of this. it's smaller than my green room here. >> jimmy: is it really? >> yes. it's sports comedy. it's fun. we don't take ourselves to seriously. >> jimmy: it's fun. it catching on. it's once a week on wednesday night very late, but i feel like i see a lot of stuff from it. >> that's because i e-mail you. >> jimmy: is this what you st

>> no. i studied public relations. >> jimmy: okay. >> so i have a degree in that if anyone wants it. >> jimmy: is your family a big sports family? fans? >> are you nervous. >> jimmy: i am. >> that's me. >> jimmy: i'm not really around emmy winners that often. >> my family, huge sports fans. we're from boston. everybody is. my dad is the kind of fan who when the team does poorly one time immediately is like red sox are done this season. my mom is the opposite. she's superstitious. she never -- she made me watch an entire game in the bathroom once because i was there when someone hit a home run. if i would leave the bathroom, we would lose. >> jimmy: how many innings were you there? >> six. an early home run for us to be that superstitious. >> jimmy: that's a good title of a book, six innings in the bath

>> she was a bartender in boston for most of my life. in order to be able to interact with her customers, she got into sports. that helped her get more tips. her and my father have season tickets to the boston bruins. if the bruins are losing she'll make my dad get up from his seat that he paid for and walk around the garden instead of watching the game, and now she's got the other people in our section go ahead mike, why are you still here? get up. he leaves. he's okay with it because he's always looking for an excuse for another hot dog. he's like darn. >> jimmy: if they're losing, it's his fault s&p. >> right. >> jimmy: congratulations on your success. the show is on after this. we'll be right back with macklemore and ryan lewis.

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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by samsung. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by samsung. >> jimmy: i want to thank dax shepard, katie nolan and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next, but first their album is called "this unruly mess i've made." here with the song "dance off," macklemore and ryan lewis. ♪ ♪ dance off dance off ♪ i challenge you to a dance off hands off ♪ no trash talk no back walk on the black top ♪ ♪ just me, you, that's all no cat calls no tag teams no mascots ♪ ♪ right now dance off ♪ get down the floor get down the get down the floor, go ♪ ♪ get down the floor do it come on and get down the floor, go ♪ ♪ i grab my ankle and pull it up and do that thing where i move my butt ♪ ♪ i got the juice mother don't use it up i say woo there it is then loosen my tux ♪ ♪ then i shimmy, shimmy shimmy, shimmy, shimmy to the left ♪ ♪ shimmy, shimmy, shimmy shimmy, shimmy to the right ♪ ♪ gimme, gimme, gimme everything that you got dance off do the damn thing right ♪ ♪ she got loose elbows and a big ol' neck i like a big boned girl who could work up a sweat ♪ ♪

turtleneck she just wanna talk i said i ain't ted ♪ ♪ dance off your grandma that's a bad mama jama ♪ ♪ she doing the banana grabbing my trunk like a hammock ♪ ♪ mmm she like the funk dammit she can handle it ♪ ♪ she tugging i'm feeling a little bit inadequate dance off ♪ ♪ your grandpa got a like a ham hock hella old, hella long looking like matlock ♪ ♪ damn dog i don't even wanna have a standoff ♪ ♪ he drunk talkin' 'bout he 'bout to take his pants off dance off ♪ ♪ the hater with the macarena i can roger rabbit in my office space ♪ ♪ if you watch my pace looks like i'm concentrated or i'm constipated when i walk this way ♪ ♪ i challenge you to a dance off hands off ♪ no trash talk no back walk on the black top ♪ ♪ just me, you, that's all no cat calls no tag teams no mascots ♪ ♪ right now dance off ♪ get down the floor get down the get down the floor, go ♪ ♪ get down the floor do it ♪ come on and get down the floor rewind ♪ ♪ go, go, go, go go, go, go, go ♪ ♪ dance o g

go, go, go ♪ ♪ i sneak up behind you like a panther who ordered the private dancer ♪ ♪ can i get an amen from the pastor pulled the old do you want a back rub ♪ ♪ you must heard like grey poupon swag on tap like sabian ♪ ♪ jump on the tablecloth fake a fall pretend to break my arm then i'm breaking you off ♪ ♪ but please don't tell my baby's mum i wanna dance all night 'til the break of dawn ♪ ♪ i wanna sweat, sweat sweat, sweat 'til your make-up's gone ♪ ♪ baby girl, you looking like a champion hey you, you there get up out of your chair ♪ ♪ paid twenty bucks to get in this club put your cellphone down you square ♪ ♪ i be going in i can't help it i got bruises on my pelvis ♪ ♪ ladies, fellas don't drunk dial your ex's ♪ ♪ hello, bouncer i have a job for you while i'm dancing watch my shoes ♪ ♪ tonight is the night that we rendezvous sweat a fountain of youth bust a move ♪ ♪ fringe jacket pants of leather tank top spandex and pleather ♪ ♪ been a stressful week i got a lot of pressure you have a lot of great moves but mine are better ♪ ♪ i challenge you to a dance off hands off ♪ no tr

back walk on the black top ♪ ♪ just me, you, that's all no cat calls no tag teams no mascots ♪ ♪ right now dance off ♪ get down the floor get down the get down the floor, go ♪ ♪ get down the floor do it ♪ come on and get down the floor rewind ♪ ♪ go, go, go, go go, go, go, go ♪ ♪ dance off go, go, go, go go, go, go, go ♪ ♪ rewind go, go, go, go get down the floor ♪

this is "nightline." >> tonight, explosive allegations against johnny depp, accused of domestic violence throughout his 15 month marriage to amber heard. the actress claiming he threw a cell phone at her face in a drunken rage, trashing their apartment. tonight what the hollywood star is saying. plus justin bieber, accused of ripping off his mega hit, sorry. an indie musician calling foul. did he lift this riff from ring the bell? >> and finally, texting, gaming, snap chatting. some teens using their phones 12 hours. is this an addiction,