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lot. i thought they did a good job of stripping us low, but we have to do a better job of taking care of the ball. we cannot give up points and give them points. head that was the cavs coach talking about needing to do better in game two, which you can see right here on abc 7. tip-off is at 8 p.m., pregame coverage starts at 7:30. john wall was back in the d.c. area to accept his nba cares community assist award. $400,000er, he donated to bright beginnings, a center for homeless children in d.c. give 25 grand to the wall foundation, which will be donated right back to break beginnings for a playground. after the presentation today, we asked
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movement. >> i don't bother. he just lost a tough series. when the time is right, i will have a conversation with him. erin: please do. the nationals had the day off and will continue their nine-game road trip tomorrow in cincinnati. jonathan: coming up -- eating chipotle every single day.
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jonathan: 366 days of chipotle is one man's mission. that is him. he is thin. he wanted to prove that you can eat the food that you love while staying healthy and maintaining a good weight. scare almost coli
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alison: it's tomorrow. what is it going to be later? steve: showers and a few thunderstorms, lower 80's. , a fewy
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night. sunday, about 60 million people up and down the east coast will be under the threat of severe weather. we will keep you updated right here on abc 7 news. jonathan: have a great night.
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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, will arnett, snoop dogg, the national spelling bee champs, and now, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ applause ]
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>> jimmy: thank you. thank you for coming. thanks for watching. thank you for joining us for the second time. earlier we were on in prime time, in advance of the game one of the nba finals. we have another one sunday. many of you at home are watching because you're too drunk to turn the television off. i respect that. i've made my peace with it. relax. the winner of game one goes onto play the loser of game one in game two. that's how it works. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the basketball game wasn't the only major battle in the united states. things are heating up between donald trump and clinton, although not in a sexual way. although that would be great. what a twist that would be. she made a speech in san diego calling trump temperamentally unfit for office. he actually said
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valid -- no. he fired back with a storm of angry tweets. here are some of them. crooked hillary clinton who i would love to call lying hillary is getting ready to misrepresent any foreign policy positions. people will not allow another four years of incompetence. bad performance by crooked hillary clinton reading poorly from the tell prompter. she doesn't even look presidential. it is going to be so much fun when they debate each other. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i do know it's going to be like a paternity episode of the maury poef itch show. according to a new article donald trump has been involved in a minimum of 3500 lawsuits over the past 30 years which is far more than any
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candidate ever. it might be more than any lawyer ever, actually. i did the math. 3500 lawsuits over 30 years comes to about one lawsuit every three days, and that's just from ex-wives. [ applause ] >> jimmy: trump, of course, has a positive spin and said the cover story is on my record in lawsuits verdict, 450 wins, isn't that what you want? maybe we could have a president that isn't suing people all the time. he filed 1900 of the lawsuits himself. on one hand seems like an abuse of the legal system. on the other hand, unlike his clothing line, it is nice to see some trump suits are made in the united states of america. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all this has to be taking a toll on donald. if you slow his videos to half speed, it kind of
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he's running out of steam. [ slow music ] [ in slow motion ] >> this is 100% hillary clinton who lies. i mean, she lies. you remember that? i started that. she lies. >> jimmy: i could watch that all day. let's do one more. [ slow motion music and speech ] >> time magazine, many many covers. i love you too. look at that. those guys. [ applause ] >> that guy, shouted like a too much cookie. where are you? i like that gu
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>> jimmy: let that be a lesson. that is what happens when you mix trump tequila with trump vodka. tonight from the knew teenage mutant anyoney a turtles, will arnett is here. we are graced with a visit from snoop dogg. if you're not high yet, you will be. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i love it when snoop visits. before he comes i go in his dressing room and hang a bunch of salmon in his dressing room. they come out lightly delicious. it's time for one of my favorite things. we have a tradition that dates back to 1989, every year we invite the winner of the scripps national spelling bee to the show to be walloped by me. that is walloped with two
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this year the spelling bee ended in a tie. that means i now have two little people to crush. the co-champions were knnihar janga, and jairam hathwar. tonight i'm going to take their money from them. [ applause ] >> jimmy: here's what nihar had to say after his co-victory. >> 11 years old to come to your first spelling bee and leave with a trophy. how do you do what you do when you go up to the mike? >> my mom. my mom. it's just my mom. [ applause ] >> can you take us inside the mental approach and what's going through your mind? >> no. i'm just speechless. i can't say anything. i mean, i'm only in fifth grade. >> jimmy: he makes a good point. let's bring the winners out. welcome first,
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and jairam hathwar. congratulations, men. let me ask you, do you wish -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do you wish you didn't have to share the championship? >> actually, i think it's better to share the championship, because it's easier to get along with the interviews and share the same feeling. >> jimmy: that's good thinking and very kind as well. i'm very confident i could beat both of you myself, probably with plugs in my ears, but i thought this would be more fun if i had a part dmner, and toni it's someone you know. in fact, you're about to get a surprise. this gentleman was the youngest competitor
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this ye bee, and i think the most adorab adorable. >> i-n-v-i-s-c-a-t-e. >> that is correct. >> please welcome my soon to be adopted soon, akash vukoti. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yes. hug, hug. i have to explain something to you. we are a team now and we can't be friendly with these guys. we have to crush them. >> okay. >> jimmy: are you going to help me crush them? >> okay. >> jimmy: okay. we're going to take a break. i won my school spelling bee in 7th and 8th grade. that's me. i'm the h
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when we come back, our 13th annual show spelling bee. stick around. we'll be right back.
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get america's fastest internet. only from xfinity. welcome back to the show. it is time now for a war of words. our 13th annual jimmy kimmel live spelling bee. you've get the players in the let's meet the experts. our head judge is my cousin sal. he has many years. don't worry, he won't let the fact that he's my cousin and he
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works for me affect his judgment in any way. right, sal? >> sure. >> jimmy: she's johe's joined b guillermo. guillermo is our official spelling bee -- welcome, guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks for dressing up. are you ready to read the words. >> guillermo: ready. >> first up are the champs, nihar and jairam. >> jimmy: let's sit down while these guys spell or try to spell. >> guillermo, their first word. [ poorly pronounced word ] >> repeat the word again? [ poorly pronounced word ] >> definition, please?
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>> well, then. sentence? >> you need a palatotami. >> jimmy: any other questions? >> can you repeat the word one more time? >> guillermo: pay attention, all right? palatotomi. >> balibatomi. balletomene. >> guillermo: sorry. >> that's not how you spell plebotomy. >> next up. akash and jimmy. >> jimmy: all right. we're ready for
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>> guillermo: jot. >> what? >> yaht? >> jot. jot. >> jimmy: can you spell it please? can you use it in a sentence, please? >> can you believe the size of that jot? >> alternative pronunciations, please? >> jimmy: i think that was it. >> huh. >> jot. >> jot. am i pronouncing the word correctly? >> jot. >> usually when he says j sound, it's usually a y. so it could be -- i mean, it can't be ya.
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nobody would ask ya. >> jah. >> jimmy: what do you think? give it a shot. >> may i have the origin? >> barcelona. >> may i have the definition, please? >> jimmy: yeah, that would be good. >> guillermo: yacht is a very short word. >> i didn't say sentence. i said may i have the definition, please. >> jimmy: good job. good job. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i think i know it. i think i know it. yob. job. >> yacht. you were on the right track before. >> jimmy: it was yacht. one time you pronounce it correctly? >> you got to pay attention.
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>> tie, mi minus one and minus . >> a barn burner. your second word, guillermo? >> guillermo: ice moose. >> wait one second. >> what's the problem? the mike's too short? >> yes. >> okay. let's watch these geniuses figure out how to adjust a microphone. [ applause ] >> got it. okay. can you repeat the word? >> jimmy: yeah. repeat the word. >> ice moose. >> ice moose? >> ice moose. >> ice moose. >> ice moose. >> may i have the definition, please? >> ice mus is something that exists.
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>> can i have the part of speech, please? >> guillermo: this word has no part of a speech. >> may i have the language of origin, please? >> jimmy: he's mexican. >> yeah. >> guillermo: come on. you guys are the champions. >> ice moose. >> that's close. it's isthmus. >> jimmy: all right. i think this might be the last turn. >> can they break the tie. >> guillermo: this is different. this one is very hard. >> jimmy: okay. for us or you? [ poorly pronounced word.
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>>. [ ly poorly pronounced word ] >> jimmy: can you use the word in english please? >> may i have the word in a sentence, please? >>. >> guillermo: i can say the word. [ poorly pronounced word ] >> jimmy: i wonder how many times we can do this. >> you turn seven on wednesday? you're about to turn eight. >> no. biudville. >> jimmy: i know this one. it's pretty obvious.
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vayudeeeabeeeleijh. >> guillermo: man, that's close. >> vaudeville. >> jimmy: oh. >> what was it? >> this is going to be a tie. i think we are going to have to call it a tie because the show is almost over. >> guillermo: yeah, that's it. >> jimmy: are you guys happy? whoa. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. gentlemen, we're all champions again. now you have four co-champions for your spelling prowess. nihar and jairam, we got you each a samsung galaxy, and akash, you are too young for a phone, so we got you a tablet. i think we gave the wrong gifts to the wrong kids.
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[ applause ] ♪ . >> jimmy: tonight, a music superstar artist of the highest caliber. he's got a new album and a new tour with wiz khalifa, snoop dogg is here to chat and make music for us from the samsung outdoor stage. on sunday night we're back on prime time after the nba game. that's sunday night, 7 eastern, 6 central, and next week new shows at our regular time with the cast of the new ghost busters movie with anthony anderson, bill simmons, music from train and much more. and our very own guillermo at the nba finals media day continuing his
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>> jimmy: you know our first guest from "arrested development," from being lego batman, bojack horseman, flaked on netflix and other things he's keeping secret i'm sure. his latest triumph "teenage mutant ninja turtles: out of the shadows" opens in theaters tomorrow, please welcome will arnett. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm glad you're here. you really genuinely just flew in from hong kong. >> i just got in this morning. >> jimmy: have you been up all night? >> yep. up all night just going everything in my life. >> jimmy: and? where are we? >> it's bleak. >> jimmy: it is? >> no, it's great. >> jimmy: were you there for pleasure or turtle business? >> i was doing a little turtle business with the people of
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getting to the bottom of all the questions. did the dingo eat the baby? is that a knife? this is a knife. >> jimmy: they love hearing that stuff. >> i kept saying is this a knife. >> jimmy: you know what happened to crocodile dundee, don't you? they killed him. they said we're going to kill you for the shrimp on the barbee. >> i tweeted a picture of a barbbe when i was down there. i did that and went to hong kong for pressuleasure. i was with my budly pedy pete. we went to the narcotmarket. i went to look for toys for my kids. and they have a lot of good stuff there. a little offbrand. they got lego from sta
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well, space wars is a family favorite but not as much as star wart. >> jimmy: did the boys like it? >> they love it. you'd think they'd investigate, like, that's something that nobody wants to have anything to do with. you know what i mean? that's not fun. >> jimmy: c 3 po has hpv. that's no good. [ applause ] >> these are a bunch of vacation pics. that's one, and keep going. i like that guy. i like this dude. >> jimmy: uh-huh. all right. >> i love this dude. >> jimmy: okay. >> and this guy. >> jimmy: so what is the -- i mean, why? >> i just wanted to just get a bunch of pics of shirtless dudes. >> jimmy: oh. >> dudes with their shirts off. you know? >> jimmy
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yeah, that's the kind of thing you do on your trips. >> just dudes hanging out with their shirts off. >> jimmy: how long were you gone? >> the last couple of weeks and i was in the last part of the world for the last couple of weeks. >> jimmy: do you know what's going on? did you know donald trump is running for president? >> i tried to do selfies and get people to say donald trump. it didn't take off. but i was able to -- [ laughter ] >> i became privy -- i've been following your vice presidential. >> jimmy: yes, i am running for vice president of the united states. [ cheers and applause ] >> and as you know, americans have a great deal of respect for my opinion. >> jimmy: yes, we do. >> so there's something that i'd like to announce here on your show. >> jimmy: oh. thank you. i would be honored to get your endorsement. >> yeah. if i
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that would be great. >> jimmy: you know, i'm really the one that uses the podium, it's me. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. thank you. it's my pleasure to do this on the jimmy kimmel show. i'd like to say, america, my name is will arnett, and i have come here tonight to tell you that i am also running for vice president of the united states. [ applause ] >> boo. i know there will be some booers. i will do everything that jimmy kimmel has promised but i will do it better because i'm not a dweeb. i'll get this country back on its feet. i'll fight for freedom. i'll kiss your baby and not with tongue, because at the end of the day this country needs one thing, a vice president who isn't mostly body fat. my slogan is
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a simple sentence. where there's will, there's a way. thank you. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ chanting will ] >> jimmy: what's going on here? where there's will there's a way? >> that's my slogan. if you want, you can be my campaign manager. >> jimmy: that's kind. i want to tell you how insulted i am about this. how running against me, and i will do that right after this message. >> will arnett says he's running fb vice president of the united states. but did you know will arnett is canadian. i mean the real canadian, like celine dion canadian. don't let immigrants from other
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working american whites. on election day, ask yourself, are you ready for a sticky maple sirup sucking kanuck in the white house? no, you're not. >> i support isis. >> jimmy: i am isi-- jimmy kimm and i'm disgusted that will arnett supports isis. >> how do you already have an attack way? >> jimmy: you know, where there's a will there's a way. i think it worked. let's look at will's poll numbers. will is polling now at, negative 10%. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, negative 10%. >> oh, my gosh, negative 10% is super rough. >>
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leaving the country they're so angry you're running. >> all right. i'd like to make another announcement if i could get the podium back. >> jimmy: i would rather you didn't. >> america, less than two minutes ago i declared my candidacy for vice president. i thought as hard as a canadian can fight. we're very polite. the people have spoken and it is with a hey, heavy heart that i am suspending my campaign effective immediately. [ applause ] >> i want to thank my supporters. i knew what i was running for. but you taught me what i was running from. especially you, margarite. i'm reminded of one of my favorite quotes from gandhi who said, and i paraphrase, an eye for an eye only ends up making
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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: i think it's blind. i think it makes the whole world blind, an eye for an eye. >> it is? >> jimmy: yeah, it is. are you finished? >> i'm done. >> jimmy: okay. will arnett. we'll be right back. olay regenerist renews from within... plumping surface cells for a dramatic transformation without the need for fillers. your concert tee might show your age...your skin never will. olay regenerist. olay. ageless. and try regenerist micro-sculpting eyeswirl. it instantly hydrates to plump and lift. create your own seafood trios you can try something new with every bite. pick 3 of 9 all-new creations for $15.99. like baked lobster alfredo
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>> jimmy: oh, my gosh, do you mind if i call you mellow? >> absolutefully. >> i'm glad you stopped me. we're a lot the same. we bring a lot of joy to people's live. we have a lot of star power, and while it's a gift -- >> there you are. >> i'd like yto introduce you d my girlfriend. >> we just met a week ago. >> jimmy: "teenage mutant ninja turtles: out of the shadows" opens in theaters tomorrow. as an actor, it must be a dream to work with carmelo anthony, right? >> i l
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keep a straight face for the question. that's the best. it was a dream come true. >> jimmy: it was, sure. yeah. >> actually, he was super cool. the one thing i will say about athletes as actors is they're so used to delivering -- they're not nervous. they do so much stuff that's more nerve racking like a last second shot. coming onto a set with a budge of loser actors, they're like that's easy. >> jimmy: and everyone is so much smaller. >> that's true. >> jimmy: you shot court side during a knicks game. >> we did. a bunch of the scenes were during time-outs at a knicks game. i was wearing and ear piece, and they'd run out and we'd shoot this scene which was funny because it looks like -- in the scene i'm getting interviewed court side. most of the 18,000 people there watching think i'm just getting interviewed, but i have to keep doing the same bit.
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shooter and grabbing at my face, and i get a text from someone sitting across the court and he's like, hey, man, you keep getting interviewed during the game but you keep doing the same thing. what's going on? and i realized, i must look like a crazy person. you know? so i got to do that which was fun, plus jason is super dumb. [ laughter ] >>. >> jimmy: thank you for coming here directly. a canadian hero. you are. will arnett. teenage mutant ninja turtles kwth out of the shadows opens tomorrow. we'll be right back with snoop dogg. ♪ ♪
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>> jimmy: when i am vice president of the united states, our next guest will receive serious consideration for the position of secretary of agriculture. he's a legend of hip-hop with this forthcoming album. it's called "cool aid." please welcome snoop dogg.
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: so you got the vintage magic jersey there. i saw you at kobe bryant's last game. >> it was an exciting game. >> jimmy: one of the craziest things ever. >> he still had it. >> jimmy: you must have been sitting at the game going i must be high. this is unbleefbl. >> it felt like i was in another galaxy. >> jimmy: did you talk to him after the game? >> no. i was the last person who left the venue that night. i d.j.ed. >> jimmy: before kobe? >> no. everybody was gone. the janitors, everybody. >> jimmy: you couldn't get an uber? >> i was lost in the moment, jimmy. i didn't want to leave. >> jimmy: i under
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completely. how is life? >> everything is beautiful. >> jimmy: you got this new album, cool aid. is that for legal reasons, how you spelled it? >> i'm cool and laid back. >> jimmy: does calling it cool aid a response to beyonce's lemon -- lemonade? when you see something like that, like beyonce's album, does it ever make you go wow, i'm glad my wife doesn't sing? >> i mean, i mean, you know, it's a double sword at the same time. it's hard. i respect the art. >> jimmy: well, that's a very diplomatic way. you'll be great in my cabinet. you'll be a great politician. snoop, you're going to be on the family feud with the other members of the actual dogg family, right?
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we'd love you have you on the family feud, and you say okay, how do you pick which members get to be on it with you? >> the smartest ones. >> jimmy: who did you choose? >> i chose my youngest son, my daughter, and i chose my wife, and then i chose the lady of rage, the smartest person i snow. >> jimmy: the rapper? >> she's my sister. >> jimmy: you're allowed to bring in a person who's not technically related? >> in my family, you're my feoff y -- nephew y. you're my family. >> jimmy: who are you against? >> sugar ray leonard. >> jimmy: i don't want to spoil it for everybody. you have this tour with wiz kalifa. a great thing for the kids? >> this is the high

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