it's almost over. i've been engaged for two years. about to get married. >> jimmy: you are? i was wondering about that. it seemed like you've been engaged the last 11 times i saw you. >> i have. i didn't know her yet. you got to figure it out. >> jimmy: first get engaged. >> draw it out as long as you can. >> jimmy: are you involved in the planning of the wedding? >> in the beginning i didn't want to be. i made a very strong point saying do not involve me with any of it. i just want to make you happy. i want to pay for it, but i don't want the questions. i don't want to go back and forth. and then i wound up getting involved, and now i'm worse than her. [ laughter ] once you in, you in. i'm like i don't know if i like those flowers. let me see another one. i don't know if i like that dressing. let me taste it. let me see that napkin. no, that doesn't feel right. let me see another one. you get in.

>> jimmy: home people are you inviting to the wedding? >> we don't want it too crazy. right now we're at 175. >> jimmy: will it end there? >> at max 200. it's all her people. none of my people. my people didn't know i was getting married until i said it on this show. i'll have to explain it in the morning. >> jimmy: so you didn't really invite your whole family? >> no. >> jimmy: why? >> i want it to be small. i don't want it something grand. >> jimmy: when they say you got her aunt uncle -- >> it's for her. >> jimmy: it's for her? >> yeah. you go, do that. >> jimmy: but you kipicked out e napkins. >> that will piss me off if i see it on the floor. it's a good napkin. i can't remember the pronunciation of the cloth. it's expense i. if i see people wipe their mouth and not appreciate it, it's really going to piss me off. i'm making eye contact. you see why i

you? yeah. it was the best one they had. >> jimmy: who's your best man? >> my son is my best man. >> jimmy: how old is your son? >> he's eight. >> jimmy: that's going to be the worst bachelor party ever. >> i got nothing going on. >> jimmy: a bounce house. >> i just wanted to include my son and my daughter, because those are the closest people to me. this is a big day. i want them to remember this day, but i think it shows my level of love. you know, you guys are going to walk me down the aisle. son, you're acting as my best man. >> jimmy: is he going to give a toast? >> if he wants to. it's not -- i don't have a lot of rules. i don't like -- i don't want the wedding to be too formal where you can't have a good time. i want the ceremony, top, seven minutes. nobody want to hear that all day. i hate going to people's weddings. you hear this and then the grand mom gets

getting out of writing your vows? >> yes. >> jimmy: kevin hart is here. his movie is called "central intelligence". we'll be right back.

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>> listen to me. stop. i need to know what is happening right now. >> okay, okay. you know what? moving too fast. bottom line, are you in or are you out? >> what are you talking about? in or out of what? >> no time for questions. just action. in or out? >> then i'm out. >> i'm sorry, jet. actually, you're already in. >> then why would you ask me? >> because i thought you would go i'm in, bob, and we would have a cool moment, but you kind of ruined the whole thing. >> that's kevin hart and dwayne johnson in "central intelligence". it opens on friday. you guys are funny together. >> he's good. >> jimmy: he's really funny. >> he's really good. >> jimmy: it's annoying how funny he is. >> that and his teeth. he has perfect teeth. it bugs me. >> jimmy: he's supposed to be a fighter. >> you understand my frustration. all these years wres

nobody messed up your teeth. he's like nope. the chemistry we have is unreal. >> jimmy: did the chemistry transfer from the screen in a? will he baa at your wedding? >> no. all our people are compact. he wouldn't fit in with the size. he'll throw the balance of the room off. >> jimmy: the movie comes out friday. your children have a plan to celebrate you? is there something -- >> every year my kids make a big deal over father's day and< ge me the same b.s. gift. it will be something stupid like a sock with paint on it. i have to put it on, you did it again, no, you didn't. i wish i coulday this is a stupid gift. my daughter brought me a wallet that folded eight times. i was like sweetie, i can't put this in my pocket. he's like yes, you

i argue with my daughter about the use of a wallet that wasn't a wallet. i don't care. i'm just going to not wake up in the morning and wait for them to get up all excited and then do something to scare them. i'm just going to piss them off because they piss me off. unless they actually get a good gift. >> jimmy: what would be a good gift? what could anyone buy you? you probably have everything. >> i don't want you to buy something. i want you to be creative and make something that's going to last. make a nice collage and put creativi creativity. you know why they can't? they have something called an ipad. it takes away creativity. >> jimmy: that's right. they don't play with macaroni anymore. >> talk too me. >> jimmy: would you like to be my best man? you could hold up a juice box. >> dad, i di.

>> jimmy: it's crazy. do you let them when you go out to dinner -- >> no, we're big talking family. at dinner time, everything is shut down. we have to communicate. but they have their time where they can be on the ipad. my rule is do what you're supposed to do in school and bring home the grades you're supposed to bring home, i have no problem with you doing what you're supposed to do. i'm not too strict on it because they do what they're supposed to do. when it's time to talk and be a family, we need that family. >> jimmy: good idea. you're a good father. >> i'm actually the best. >> jimmy: kevin hart. "central intelligence" opens in theaters friday. we'll be right back with constance zimmer. ♪ ♪ (whistle) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

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>> jimmy: our next guest plays the diabolical producer of a fictional reality dating show that's based on "the bachelor" which is another fictional show. it's called "unreal." it airs mondays at on lifetime, please say hello to constance zimmer.

[ applause ] ♪ >> wow. >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm good. i'm great. >> jimmy: i know you're friendly. on the show you're one of the worst people in the world. is that fair to say? >> well, maybe. >> jimmy: your character. >> yes. but it's good. it works well. when people walk up to me and i don't want to talk to them, i can pretend i am that mean in real life. >> jimmy: that's a nice option to have. >> even though i never use it. is it fun to be mean like that in real life? >> you mean on the show? >> jimmy: on the show, yes, i should say that. >> it is. i mean, obviously because i do feel like i could go and be quinn and not think at all about how much is she like me?

is she funny? i can dive into it. i come up with things that come up from that weird actor place. where you become the character and she takes over. >> jimmy: interesting. we lost everyone. i mean -- >> i know. >> jimmy: speaking of taking over. there's a woman here who kicked her husband out of her bedroom. >> i saw that. [ applause ] >> jimmy: because he snores too much. >> that's right. >> jimmy: his snoring. >> well, look, women are taking pack their kingdoms. >> jimmy: that's one way of looking at it. anyway, this show is based as i mentioned, on the bachelor. how strongly do you feel like it is based on the bachelor? i watch and go this is pure lunacy that's happening? >> it is. one of the creators of our show worked on that show for over nine seasons. so for us,

which of it is real and which of it is not real. >> jimmy: do you know which is real and not? >> no. we just choose to believe that it's all real so to the audience everything we're doing is real and has happened. we just have to commit to it. >> jimmy: do you ever run into the current producers of "the bachelor" and what's their reaction? >> they love it. i just had my daughter is in basketball right now. she's eight. so she's not really into basketball, but they were one of the parents who works in reality television came up to me and he said you realize that your show should be called "real", and i said no, it's an exaggerated version of the truth. let's be honest. we're a little bit crazy. and he said no, no, the real people are worse, so i was like, i'm sorry? >> jimmy: i want to ask you about something that you posted

on instagram, and this is -- well, tell us what's happening in this photograph. this is your mom, and -- >> this is my mom. >> jimmy: and dad? >> that is a life size michael jackson doll. >> jimmy: and this is from your childhood bedroom? >> yes. i was given this doll on my -- laughter ] >> on my 16 th birthday. my mother drove him up. [ laughter ] >> in a limo with my stepfather dressed as a schauffeur. >> jimmy: why? >> i was a huge michael jackson fan. my mom had this doll made. in one hand were two tickets to go see michael jaxen in concert, and the glove hand was out the window, and she made me drive around the block with this dl,

it was incredibly uncomfortable, and also the windows were not tinted in this limo. i mean, it was all access. and then it lived in my bedroom for years. >> jimmy: how long? this would be in your room? you'd have the lights off and then walk in your bedroom and this would be sitting in the corner? >> it was very awkward when boyfriends came over. that's for sure. and everybody always put the hand on the crotch, because that was always -- >> jimmy: that's what michael did. what became of this figure? >> my mother kept it. and just recently sold it at a garage sale. >> jimmy: somebody bought this? >> i think she sold it for, like, a dollar. it was missing a shoe. it didn't have a sock. the face was starting to deteriorate. >> jimmy: did you ever meet michael jackson? >> i did not, but i was an extr -- this is as close as i got to him. i was an extra in the

commercial when his hair caught on fire. >> jimmy: yes. were you the one that did that to him? >>. >> jimmy: did you see his hair go? >> yes. yes. we were the fans in the audience in the commercial. he came out and the fireworks went off, and one of them got attached to his hair with all the hair product, and it just, poof. it went up and it was like everybody jumped on him. i mean, tears. i thought he was dead. >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> i thought that was it. i was at his funeral. it was incredible. >> jimmy: you went to the funeral and everything? did you say i'll be right back? i got a michael at my house. wow, the whole thing, the funeral and all? >> yeah. i really thought he was dead. >> jimmy: he wasn't dead. he turned out to be fine. this michael jackson

one was alive. >> that's what's sad. and honestly, i think just got rid of it five years ago. it's not like it was like 15 years ago. >> jimmy: she probably put a lot of work into it. it's not something you just put in the garbage. >> as a mom when you spend a lot of money on something for your children, you feel like you have to hold onto it. you paid a lot of money. >> jimmy: what crazy object are you holding onto at your house? is there something on your mind? >> maybe. >> jimmy: something your children don't want but you have? >> yes, i tucked it away in a drawer. >> jimmy: what could it be? >> it's something that can fit in a drawer. >> jimmy: is this like a sex thing we're talking about? [ laughter ] >> god, i hope not. >> jimmy: it's the glove? >> it's the glove. i feel like she will appreciate it at some point. >> jimmy:

your peabody award. that's a great thing. if you love "the bachelor", this is the show for you. it's called "unreal." constance zimmer. we'll be right back with fitz and tantrums. >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by samsung.

>> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by samsung. >> jimmy: i want to thank kevin hart, constance zimmer and apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. nightline is next, but first, this is their new self-titled album here with the song "hand clap," fitz and the tantrums. ♪ somebody save your soul cause you've been sinning in this city i know too many troubles ♪ ♪ all these lovers got you lo

my sugar and gold ♪ ♪ i want the good life every good night you're a hard one to hold cause you don't even know ♪ ♪ i can make your hands clap said i can make your hands clap ♪ ♪ somebody save your soul cause you've been sinning in this city i know too many troubles ♪ ♪ all these lovers got you losing control you're like a drug to me a luxury my sugar and gold ♪ ♪ i want your sex and your affection when they're holdin' you close ♪ ♪ cause you don't even know i can make your hands clap said i can make your hands clap ♪ ♪ every night when the stars come out am i the only living soul around need to believe you could hold me down ♪ ♪ cause i'm in need of somethin' good right now we could be screamin till the sun comes out ♪ ♪ and when we wake we'd be thenl

i get on my knees and say a prayer james brown ♪ ♪ that i can make your hands clap that i can make your hands clap ♪ ♪ that i can make your hands clap my flesh is searchin' for your worst and best ♪ ♪ don't ever deny i'm like a stranger gimme me danger all your wrongs ♪ ♪ and your rights secrets on broadway to the freeway you're a keeper of crimes ♪ ♪ fear no conviction grapes of wrath can only sweeten your wine but you don't even know ♪ ♪ i can make your hands clap said i can make your hands clap ♪ ♪ every night when the stars come out am i the only living soul around ♪ ♪ need to believe you could hold me down 'cause i'm in need of somethin' good right now ♪

till the sun comes out and when we wake we'd be the only sound ♪ ♪ i get on my knees and say a prayer james brown that i can make your hands clap ♪ ♪ that i can make your hands clap that i can make your hands clap ♪ ♪ that i can make your hands clap so can i get a hand clap ♪ ♪