prayer for her. i wanted to measure that she died with somebody. jeff: in addition with half a tally, two other suffered critical injuries. everybody on the tour bus were chinese citizens. we don't know why the bus collided with the passenger vehicle on the gw parkway. the u.s. park police will only say the crash is still under investigation. at fort belvoir, jeff goldberg, abc 7 news. leon: amazing. we have some special people serving our nation. alison: can you believe that, four people? to lift a bus. he was convicted of torturing his wife's boss. the sentence being recommended by the jury. severe weather rolled through the region, as you know by now. are we in the clear?

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continue to monitor the spread of the zika virus. they have been working together to catch mosquitoes in all eight wards. they have been catching live mosquitoes since april using traps. this will continue until the first frost. alison: the man accused of torturing his wife's boss will likely spend life in prison. he was convicted this week, used of bursting into a mclean home ,n 2014, then taser ring beating, and stabbing the couple inside. the victims survived. lifey recommended twp sentences plus 98 years. the judge will make a final decision. his wife is awaiting a trial for her alleged role in the attacks. fairfax county police are investigating a reported sexual assault of an elderly woman. a 79-year-old woman said she was repeatedly assaulted by the driver of a fast ran bus. driver was

been charged yet. is a county service that offers specialized transportation services. wounding four people outside of a d.c. liquor store at rush-hour. shots ring out on south capitol street last wednesday. the driver of the getaway car has been caught, but the shooter is still out there somewhere. an officer responding to the shooting was hit by a car it is recovering. one shooting victim remains of the hospital. anybody with information is asked to come forward. we were on storm watch most of the night with some of the most dramatic images and video that came from you on social media. tom roussey shows us the new firsthand accounts. tom: through the evening we had been receiving pictures as well as video of these storms as they had been rolling through. most compelling image we received, this is it. this is video from near berkeley springs, west

lori. check this out as the wind snaps the flagpole. onre is also this video twitter of hail coming down near martinsburg off route nine. we have also seen a number of pictures a very ominous-looking new williamsburg. we also received this picture of hail that came down. if you have pictures or video of the storm, we would love to receive them. send them to pics@wjla.com. in the newsroom, i'm tom roussey. steve: what a day we have had. to look forward to, the temperatures right now in the upper 60's, lower 70's. the high was 89 degrees. the best news, as we move through the late evening, the storms, rain, the heaviest of the rain is moving off to the east. the sky slowly

we still have a flash flood watch for the entire area until 6 a.m. laurel finally beginning to clear out. dunkirk is clearing out in the next 15, 20 minutes. inside the capital beltway, upper northwest d.c., bethesda, gaithersburg, reston, manassas now dry with a few lingering showers that may stick around into the wee hours of the morning. radar, southern maryland finally getting the heaviest of the rain out of here. this should be gone within the next hour, and then we will see clearing. the strongest of the storms has moved through norfolk, where they had wind gusts over 50 miles per hour. a lot of you saw a town of lightning earlier this afternoon and evening. nighttime lows, 60 to 65, thunderstorms end across southern maryland, patchy fog, the wind out o

humid,w morning, not as a little on the cool side, mainly in the 60's. as we move through the day, we will see sunshine by the morning . look what happens, midday into the evening, if you have outdoor plans tomorrow night, going to a barbecue, hanging out outside, perfect for that. it will be beautiful. the nice weather sticks around saturday, a little warmer, lower 80's. sunday, father's day, probably the best of the next three days, fantastic. the forecast tomorrow, the temperatures in the 60's in the morning. moving into the middle to upper 70's afternoon daytime highs. more sunshine in the afternoon. museum out bythe dulles airport. looking at temperatures near 80 degrees. lots of sunshine. the next seven days, 83 sunday, near

by tuesday it will really feel like summer time around here. lower 90's, the heat index values near 95 to 97. we cool down with thunderstorms wednesday and thursday. lower to middle 80's. nighttime lows -- look at the lowsg up with temperatures in the 60's. backtrack saturday morning, it will be chilly at the farmers market. leon: always have to o o o o o . alison: really good job today, hours and hours of coverage, we appreciate it. leon: way to go. alison: thank you very much. leon: how about the cavs? robert: and i was nervous. leon: as was i. another unbelievable performance by lebron james. his reaction. and steph curry lost his temper.

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>> and the now the toyota sports desk, brought to you by your local toyota dealers. cleveland set the tone early in this one, facing elimination again in game six. let's be honest, a lot of folks had the cavs counted out. the cavs on top from the get go. first quarter, lebron forces the tomahawke classic slim. second quarter, more of the same, the cavs on the attack. lebron can pass, too. cavs led by 16 at the half. this turned into a rout. tough night for steph curry. jr smith, the no look. that was nasty. cavs win 115-101, forci

>> we stuck with our game plan, being aggressive and physical and attacking. i thought the second quarter we got away from it. that made a stagnant. we had some shot clock violations. for the most part i thought we did a great job attacking and transitioning in the half court and making plays. robert: one more for all the marbles, sunday night at 8:00. see that right here on abc 7. baseball, the nationals fresh off of jayson werth's walk-off against the cubs. right now they lead the padres 5-3 in the sixth inning. orioles-red sox. adam jones unloads, over the green monster. the birds beat the sox, 5-1. usa again e

final since 1995. 22nd minute, good ball movement. clint dempsey finishes it off with the header, 1-0 usa. they win and advanced to thesemis. first round of the u.s. open. andrew landry, the leader, three under. he only finished with 71. severe weather the headline. straw,e, the final causing the officials to call it a day. and no minicamp for the redskins, their third minicamp canceled by jay gruden because of good work. again, game seven, going back to golden state. leon: it will be an all-out war. hish curry filling mouthpiece at fans, getting thrown out? robert: consider all the emotion going into this game.

before either. he has to be upset. alison: he hit a fan with that. ugh. robert: goodness. leon: trust me, that sucker is on ebay right about -- now. pope francis taking a walk on the wild side today.

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alison: an unusual audience with pope francisy, welcoming circus performers and animals for a show with the vatican. pet a tiger cub. pope francis said they had beauty and joy in a world that is sometimes dark and sad. if you wanted to test his faith, he would have pet that tiger's mama. alison: i don't think so.

alison: they are talking about the game, still talking about it. steve: game seven. i think all of us are ready at this point. we are looking for a breeder day tomorrow, 75 to 78. the showers, i think we take that out for the most part, but we could have a few early on. humidityearing, low saturday, looks fantastic sunday. near 90y, temperatures degrees, lower 90's tuesday. alison: looks beautiful. leon: thank you for joining us.

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tonight mindy kaling. from "bloodline," ben mendelsohn. judge james. and music from meghan trainor, and now here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, the host of the show. thank you for coming. thank you for watching. hello to those of you who joined us earlier tonight on abc. game six of the nba finals. the warriors versus the cavaliers. the game is being played right now. i can't comment other than saying wow, did you see that

one? lebron james and/or steph curry scored a certain amount of points and what an outcome. great going, guys. you did it. [ cheers ] . >> jimmy: you did it either again or for the first time. it has been a fun series to watch. ratings have been strong. abc announced we are permanently adding steph curry to our thursday night lineup. he'll be also playing dr. mcthreemi on gray's agnatny. here a mystery fighter appeared from out of nowhere to surprise and delight the sold out crowd. [ yelling ]

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. it's mitt romney. i don't know. i've never seen him in his underpants before. do you think that's how he's planning to take down donald trump? what do you think will happen first, a president becomes a wrestler or a wrestler becomes president. donald trump is on a warpath again. more than 20 0 pages of opposition research. this is the dirt the parties dig up on their opponents was stolen from the democratic national committee computer files and released. the dnc accused russian hackers, trump is accusing the d

them to leaking it. accusing the other party of leaking it is like accusing mcdonald's of leaking mcnuggets. he said much of the information is false. and if people want to read hundreds of pages of false information about him, they should go to his twitter page where he writes it himself. [ applause ] he's also playing defense. donald trump said he would unlike previous presidents sit down and meet with kim jong-un to make a kind of deal but only on u.s. soil. i don't think that will work. i think they should meet but somewhere neutral like at a super cuts. one of the wraps on donald trump is he lacks experience in foreign policy. yesterday he put those concerns to rest. >> so belgium is a beautiful city

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: been demoted, i guess. is that all? donald trump's other favorite cities are france and disney land. over on the democratic side, word on the street is hillary clinton is not considering bernie sanders as a potential running mate, but bernie is being vetted as the new spokesperson for quaker oats, so that's good. i can't believe -- do you realize bernie sanders is still running. he's like the guy at the rest restaurant who finishes eating and stays at the table until the restaurant turns the lights on on off. hillary clinton is reportedly looking at elizabeth warren, but so is bill clinton, but for different -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: fox news scored an

that's a big get, but this is how brett chose to wrap things up. >> have you ever seen the movie caddie shack? >> what? >> caddie shack, you don't know the movie? the part about the dalai lama. have you ever played golf? >> no. >> you're not a big hitter? there's a classic movie called caddie shack where they talk about the dalai lama. i had to ask you about it. >> no. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: he had to ask about "ghost busters" too. have you seen that? have you seen "what about bob?" . sunday is father's day. remember dad who asks how it's going and then hands the phone to mom. don't waste you

dad won't want. give him a book full of coupons you won't honor. this year make dad famous by participating in our annual father's day youtube challenge. every year we get thousands of responses. one year we asked people to spray their father with a hose and they did. >> son of a -- no you didn't. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: last year we challenged kids to serve their dad breakfast in the shower, and they did that too. >> whoa. no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: see? it gets sexy too. it's not just funny. [ applause ] >>

on the tradition of playing catch. i would like you to throw a ball or something at your dad when he least expects it. no warning. roll the camera and say dad, catch, let it fly and upload the video to youtube with the hash tag "hey, jimmy kimmel i played catch with my dad". be safe and don't throw anything that can hurt your dad. nothing sharp or heavy. no bowling trophies or bottles. be reasonable. and we'll put the best ones on the show next week. i will be the judge of which are the best ones. i am a judge and i have a new courtroom judge show. my bailiff, guillermo, we have been hearing real cases we pried out of small claims court here in los

claims that after moving out of the defendant's home six of her storage totes containing valuables worth 5000,000 were thrown away, leaving her totally toteless. this is the defendant, she claims she never agreed to store the totes and that the contents of the totes were worth far less than $5,000. it's the case of every tote counts. >> rise for judge james. >> what you're about to witness is real. the participants are litigants with a case pending in civil court. both have. >> >> guillermo:? >> what? >> they've been sworn in my honor? >> that's nice.

thank you. >> you are suing shavaughn smith for 5$,000. you claim she threw out six totes. >> guillermo: hold on. you can sit down now. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> guillermo: sorry judge. >> jimmy: it's okay. the defendant threw out six totes of valuable personal items you left at her residents shortly after you moved out? >> yes. >> ms. smith, you acknowledge that she left belongings at your residents, but there was never an agreement that she would be allowed to do that. and on top of that you don't believe they were worth $5,000? >> exactly. >> jimmy: how long did you live together? >> from april until early september. >> however, we were supposed to be moving into a different residence. >> so you're moving into a house together? >> that was our plan, and this is the problem. she was to wishy washy. she changed her plan. >> i was not wishy washy. >> jimmy: were you wishy washy? >>

from the very beginning -- >> jimmy: you were a little wishy but not washy? >> i was not washy. >> jimmy: was she more wishy or washy? >> more wishy. she was wishing i would do what she wanted me to do. >> jimmy: when did it turn unfriendly and what happened? >> when things popped up that she did -- said about me to a mutual. >> jimmy: what did she say? >> basically she invaded my privacy. >> jimmy: is that true? >> sort of like that. it was not my intention to invade her privacy. i was taking a sabbatical from facebook. she was. >> she was in my face. >> we were in a mutual facebook. i was searching for maeal plans and i sent them to a secondary account. once i typed my name, i clicked

i wanted to see why my name was to popular. >> jimmy: were there any hash tags? >> no. it's all right here. >> jimmy: can i see some of this? >> sure. those are just text messages. >> jimmy: she said i'm going to pay the $800 as discussed? >> i paid everything exempt for $250. >> she was wishy washy, your honor. >> jimmy: but in a way you were wishing that she would pay you so you're a wishy one, and she may have been more washy. >> she set up the payment arrange. >> jimmy: i love when you call me judge james. thank you. >> your honor -- your honor, there's two computers left behind. one was a mack book and the other was a dell. >> jimmy: what property is missing? >> would you like receipts? >> jimmy: yes. >> i have all the receipts for everything. >> jimmy: one of these things is a george foreman grill. >> we shop at a thrift store.

most of that stuff -- >> you do? >> several of them. she tried it. >> she doesn't know where i buy my things. >> you lived with me for five months. >> that's what it's worth. >> jimmy: what's that picture? somebody sleeping? >> that's one of the things i had there behind me. >> evidence locker. >> that's right. i was locked out. >> i work hard. i go to work. >> once i went to clean her room, i physically got sick. there were flees from her dog. >> i have plenty of her home to show you how disgusting it is. >> jimmy: were there flees? >> my dog was itching at her home. her father also has a home. and the second day after i left her home, my dog no longer itched? >> because you left the fleas at

>> the dog stayed upstairs. >> i can show you evidence of where i showed her videos of the dog urinating upstairs. >> jimmy: you made videos of the dog urinating? >> your honor, i bought glade plug ins to mask the smell of the pee from the dog. >> jimmy: how many glade plug ins did you buy? >> i can't even tell you. >> there was no glade plug ins. >> jimmy: i love this so much. i could go on vacation with the two of you. are you texting right now? you're in a courtroom? >> i'm trying to pull up the evidence. >> jimmy: i'm going to take a break and go to my chambers. when i come back, i will rule on this case. >> will he grant the washy wishes of the plaintiff or the defendant. judge james' verdict when we return. >> that's right. we have to take a break. when we

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>> jimmy: tonight on the show, music from meghan trainor, from "bloodline," ben mendelsohn is here. here's part two of judge james. >> this plaintiff is steaming mad she lost her george foreman grill. this defendant says it's time to set it and forget it. and this witness wants to know where the glade plug-ins went. judge james is about to rule.

>> can i show you this, your honor? >> guillermo: hold on. >> jimmy: you don't need to show it to me. first of all, i feel a little wishy washy on this myself. it is a shame that your friendship has dissolved, so i'm going to award the plaintiff $2500, and secondly, even though the defendant isn't suing, i'm going to award the defendant $2500, you'll each get $2500 on the condition that you hug and pra promise to try to make your friendship work. >> your honor, she threw away all my items? >> jimmy: i find it hard to believe there were $5,000 of items. >> it was six totes. >> it was not, your honor, and i wouldn't do that to her. at the end of the day i care about her. >> you did, and you could have picked up the phone. >> my daughter has been in and out of the hospital. >> please. >> jimmy: can you just get a

hug? >> why does she get a drink? >> jimmy: we'll get you one. >> i don't want one. >> jimmy: oh, that's very nice. the court awards you both $2500. god bless everyone. >> guillermo: okay, we're finished. washy washy, go to finished. >> that was really great. the litigants are on their way, and they're both technically winners. judge james offered you $2500 and you the same. let me ask you something, are you happy with the decision? >> i feel like judge james gave us an opportunity to rebuild our friendship. it cost more than any tote, any amount of money, and i just feel like we should really heed his advice. i think he said some really good things. >> i feel like the question on everyone's mind is your relationship at all sexual

nature? >> no. >> no? >> she is sexy, though. >> let's get this party started. very nice. cheers to each other. all right. remember, if you have a dispute, don't take matters into your own hands. don't bring it to judge james either. >> you paid the defendant $3,000 for two handbags. >> i have no purses or wallets. >> how are you carrying your things? >> i have another purse. >>. [ applause ] >> jimmy: when i become vice president, i might want to become a judge. it's time to bleep and blur the tv moments of the ago. it is this week in "unnecessary censorship." >> yesterday i had the great

president obama and vice president biden. >> this is such a crowd on thursday night. they're going to be [ bleep ]ed up. >> there's so many different ways to [ bleep ]ing do this. i want to [ bleep ] for the people of the united states. >> let's go the next, [ bleep ] you. i [ bleep ] you. >> i think the warriors will respond. they've needed a [ bleep ] in the butt to get their team to play better. >> they had signs saying [ bleep ] draymond. >> on vacation for the [ bleep ], especially having three babies. i can [ bleep ] opur it out. >> name something of yours that's seen better days. >> my [ bleep ]. >> my major. >> your super [ bleep ] mind blowing forecast. >> this weekend, [ bleep ] fest is in dallas at the convention center.

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>> jimmy: our first guest is a >> jimmy: quick programming note, which is confusing because we don't know what happened in the game tonight. it might be over, but if it isn't, on sunday night, we'll be back in primetime for a game seven game night special with canadian treasure, seth rogen. that would be sunday at 7:00 eastern, 6:00 central, and after the game for those watching on the west coast. but again, that is if necessary. if it is not necessary, we won't do it. we don't do anything. we don't do things that aren't necessary. >> jimmy: our first guest is a two-time bestselling author and six-time emmy nominee who created and stars in a show your grandparents will probably never figure out how to watch, "the mindy

please welcome mindy kaling. [ applause ] >> jimmy: wow. how are you? it's great to see you. >> it's great to be here. >> jimmy: how did you get your earrings to match up with the buttons on your dress? >> i'm very rich. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's how you do it? >> yeah. i said get me daisy earrings. i'm honored. it's the nba finals and to me it's like, you know, you watch the finals and then you can literally have anyone on the show. it's a popular show. >> jimmy: it's a big night. >> it's a big night, and, you know, you could have magic johnson, steve nash, but you're like no, i

from that dating show. i want her take on the nba finals. >> jimmy: what is your take? >> a lot of hot guys. [ applause ] >> jimmy: a lot of hot guys? >> a lot of hot guys. you won't get that from steve nash. he won't say that. >> jimmy: me might. you don't want to pigeon hole people. would you ever date a professional basketball player? is that something you would consider? >> the answer is yeah. the reason why i think steph curry is so appealing besides being pretty good at basketball is that he's 6'3", which is for basketball unlike the normal size. usually you have guys from ukraine or whatever, they're 7'9". >> jimmy: yeah. their heads are growing after their bodies stop. >> and you can't go to restaurants with them. it's too much of big deal. test 63 --

someone like me is like maybe we'd look like a good match. that's why i think he's appealing. >> jimmy: he is married. but you never know what happens. >> this is hollywood. >> jimmy: it's hollywood. have you purchased anything for you dad for a father's day? >> i haven't gotten him anything for father's day. >> jimmy: i have a great gift idea. do you know you're the subject of a popular t shirt? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and the t shirt says if i die tell mindy kaling i love her. there's a bunch of these. i searched them on the internet. there's a lot of people wearing these. what do you make of this? >> obviously i'm very flattered. i wish that these young women who are wearing them could be a fan of mine without the specter of death involved in it. i think that would be nice. and i think it's very -- i love that it's morbid. >> jimmy:

>> i'm sad someone will come up looking sad and be like emily, emily is dead. but she wanted you to know that she loves you. [ laughter ] >> and i think it's like all these books now with the young people dying. there's romeo and juliet thing of i don't want to live past 16 or whatever, but i just want to be like hey, you can grow old and be my fan. it's fine. don't think you have to perish. i get it. you're into me. >> jimmy: still, it's a nice thought, no matter how you slice it. >> it's so kind and dramatic. >> jimmy: when did you realize that you had -- in the first place, fans? when did that occur to you? >> well, i think it was -- it took kind of a while. the first season of the office, like, i wasn't sure if the show was going to stay on. >> jimmy: right. >> so much that when i first moved to l.a., i lived in a royally really terrible part of town, but i didn't have a ton of money so i didn't want to spend a ton ofon

apartment. i didn't even have a parking spot. we would work really late at night and i would walk four blocks at midnight down to my house every day. >> jimmy: you had to park that far away from your house? >> yeah. superfar. 24 years old. so inexperienced that i don't know it's dangerous. >> jimmy: wow. maybe this is why your fans are r obsessed with death. >> one night a guy ambled over to me. he was clearly a meth head. breaking bad hadn't come out yet so i didn't know that. i was not offered trdrugs in hi school because i wasn't cool. he was like hey, can you give me a ride to the valley. i'm so naive and friendly, i'm like i guess so, but we have to walk back up to sunset, and he's like oh, never mind. and he looked at me like i was the low status. [ laughter ] >> and'm

to do better than this. >> jimmy: a snobby meth head. >> yeah. he's like this poor sucker. >> jimmy: was that the first show you were on "the office"? that wasn't. in fact, what other jobs did you have before you were on that show? >> i did a couple plays. and i did a couple tv movies. >> jimmy: you did something for abcs, like a back to school special, and we dug that up as we do from time to time, and we thought that perhaps the audience would -- maybe you don't? [ applause ] >> jimmy: they do want to see it. well, let's take a look. here we go. >> on the next abc after school special. >> the word is excursion. >> excursion. e-k- [ bell

e-c- [ bell ] e-x-f. [ bell ] >> please go back to your seat. >> taco. >> you will win next time. >> there's not going to be a next time. >> you bring shame on our people. >> why can't you be more like your brother? >> excursion. e-x-c-u- -- >> shut up. shut up. you know what? i'm running away from home. >> a run away teen out on the streets alone. >> you can't spell. >> stupid. >> desperately searching to find a place where she belongs. >> there he is. >> latte for

>> mindy kraling in the girl who couldn't spell. >> jimmy: bald guy? >> i'm proud of it. i'm proud of it. >> jimmy: mindy kaling. "the mindy project" streams tuesdays on hulu. we'll be right back. with t-mobile and the incredible iphone, you can reach more people in more places than before.

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