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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. tonight, he's a very funny guy with a new all-star tour called "comedy get down." george lopez is here. then, maybe the most underrated artist of the '80s. you know him from the band men at work. his latest album is called "next year people." the great colin hay from the studio stage. next week on the show, danny mcbride, david spade, andy garcia, greg kinnear, bryce dallas howard, ozzy and jack osbourne will be here, dana white from the ufc, and we will have music from prophets of

rage, the go-go's and the strokes. our first guest tonight is a terrific actor whom you know from the "lord of the rings" trilogy and many films in which he doesn't wear chainmail. his new movie is called "captain fantastic," it's in theatres now. please welcome viggo mortensen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how's it going? >> i come bearing gifts. >> jimmy: that's nice. i wish more guests brought me gifts. >> you're a mets fan. >> jimmy: i am, are you? >> this is tom seaver, 1972. >> jimmy: i had this card when i was a kid, and i think my mom threw it away. we used to flip these. have you ever done th

>> yes. >> jimmy: it's like a nice entry into gambling. i guess i should show these to the audience. is this darryl? >> probably the man that looked the best in a baseball uniform. >> jimmy: i never imagined you as a baseball collecting kind of guy. >> i have soccer cards, baseball cards. >> jimmy: you don't have to apologize. >> and to bring it to today, david wright. >> jimmy: thank you very much. >> and this is my mom. >> jimmy: can i show her? your mom played baseball, huh? >> it's not signed but it's authentic. >> jimmy: my mom is an old lady. >> i have one more. i know the producers, some of them are here, from the movie. but this is a team i

soccer team, argentina. it's not the team jersey, but it's a jersey that i made. >> jimmy: you made this? >> on the occasion of the centennial in 2008. and i give them out to fans, i was going to give it to you in 2008. i was thinking maybe i would have been invited. >> jimmy: i'm very impressed by that. >> better late than never. i washed this one. >> jimmy: wow, that's something else. all this stuff is very exciting. you -- this is a photograph that, now, this is your team. what's the name? >> san

>> jimmy: you're a season ticketholder. >> where did you get the picture? >> jimmy: somebody gave it to me. will you sign it and i'll keep it with my baseball cards? >> that's the look, during the shoot for "captain fantastic." i look very serious, but we were playing for the championship of all latin america, which we've never won, and we won. >> jimmy: oh, yeah? >> this was at half-time, and it wasn't looking promising at that point. >> jimmy: and you decided to commemorate that dark moment. >> but we won. >> jimmy: that's pretty exciting. this movie "captain fantastic," sounds like a superhero movie, but it's not. i'm going to be honest with you. i watched the first part of it, and it just stopped on me, and i spent the rest of the night cursing at my le

this movie is. >> i play a father with a big beard. and six children. >> jimmy: yes. >> and we live in the middle of the forest, off the grid. and at the heart of it, it's a road trip movie. we take a bus. an old school bus we converted into a lab, and study place, classroom. and we drive across the country to crash a funeral. a funeral of the kids' mom. we were warned by the grandparents that i will be arrested if i go. but the kids convinced me that i should go. >> jimmy: it's the old funeral crashing movie. do you need to

into that mindset, live in the woods or do any of the stuff that actors tend to do? >> we had a boot camp where we did rock climbing, martial arts, had to skin a few goats. >> jimmy: did the goats know it was for a movie, were they excited? >> they were in the union, it was cool. >> jimmy: had you ever skinned a goat before? >> to be honest, it was actually sheep. apologies to the goats. it was the two middle girls, it was a brood, three girls, three boys. the girls have to skin a deer. it's a family movie. it really is. >> jimmy: these little girlsnd

and by the way, you know the little animals that put you to sleep in storybooks? imagine them with with no wool or flesh. >> i don't know if it's in the contract. here's your knife. i don't know. that's a good question. >> jimmy: we're going to take a break. when we come back, we'll show a clip from the movie. it's called "captain fantastic." viggo mortensen is here. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ and these are the lungs. (boy) sorry. (dad) don't worry about it. (vo) at our house, we need things that are built to last. that's why we got a subaru. (avo) love. it's what makes a subaru, a subaru.

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william. >> that almost hit me! if i wanted to hit you, i would have hit you. >> you just shot an arrow at me. >> you told me they're in school. >> they are, leslie and i were their teachers. >> you're teaching them to steal. >> that was part of their training. >> so you're training them to ste steal. >> jimmy: that's viggo mortensen in "captain fantastic," in

theaters now. >> i misspoke earlier. in the movie, there are seven kids. and the only digital thing in the movie, it's not like "the revenan revenan revenant," we had to remove one of the children, a lovely 4-year-old girl, pink cheeks, curly hair, looked like shirley temple, this thing with the bow and arrow, a weird thing that frank langella brought to the part. he said, i can't do the scene unless i have my weapons. and i said, what does that mean? we're just talking, right? he says, i'm going to

have very good aim, i won't hurt them. but he was always walking around, sometimes shooting into the sky and running. he clipped one of the kids. >> jimmy: oh, no, he did not. >> he clipped the little redhead. he clipped shirley temple, she's fine now, but she wasn't able to continue with the production. so, it's a very effective scene. perhaps i shouldn't have told you. >> jimmy: perhaps, perhaps. perhaps it's not even really true. i can't even tell. i hope it's not true. >> no. >> jimmy: sounds like the kids went through a lot. do you know any other viggos? >> it's a danish name, it's my dad's name, sort of through the centuries, every first born male has that name, either as a middle name, it's not cmo

calling your kid otto, oswald, hildegard. now, there's a lot of little kids, i get, i think because of "lord of the rings," people, because he's sort of a viking guy. >> jimmy: people want to name their children. >> mostly, it's animals, though. a lot of cats, a lot of ferrets. and mostly dogs. and mostly, like, dogs that are clearly, should i say, what would be correct? unwanted. one-eyed, three-legged. you know what i mean. >> jimmy: imperfect. >> here's viggo, you know? >> jimmy: i don't know if you

are america's favorite viggo. you are. and i don't know if you have business cards, but -- >> there's a danish connection on the new york mets, cindegaard. >> jimmy: you must love him, huh? >> the way you pronounce him in danish, completely different. it means farm of sin. or farm of evil. >> jimmy: so, like -- really? >> take another look at him. >> jimmy: that's going to be intimidating for the opposing batters. i wish we'd known that in the world series last year. a good bit of baseball trivia from viggo mortensen. see "captain fantastic" in theaters right now. we'll be

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