yo, chris, chris, chris! how do you think it went? what did you think of j-law's dress? which white people did you go after, bro? >> chris, over here, talk to us! >> jimmy, jimmy kimmel, what are you doing out here? >> jimmy: my mom got me this camera, i figured i'd get a few shots. >> don't you have the "after the oscars" special tonight? >> jimmy: yeah, but -- did you get a gift basket? what was in that gift basket? can i get some of that nourishing lotion? can i get some of those soaps? yo, chris. did leta rock it tonight? chris, who are you wearing? chris! i didn't find out who you're wearing! i need to know who you're wearing!

>> dicky: from hollywood -- it's "jimmy kimmel live after the oscars"! tonight - ben affleck, tracy morgan, henry cavill, jesse isenberg, j.k. simmons, will arnett, nathan lane, matthew broderick, mike tyson, and less. plus we go live to the governors ball. with cleto and the cletones. and now -- lights, camera, action - here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. i was not expecting it. thank you. i'm jimmy. thanks for watching.

thanks for staying up. i know it's late for a sunday night but welcome to our 11th annual after the oscars special. the statues have been handed out, the speeches have been spoken, and once again i was not invited to any of the after parties so here we are together. [ cheers and applause ] making the best of it. it was a night of controversy. it was a night of awareness. it was a night of a lot of uncomfortable famous white people trying to make sure they clapped when the cameras were on them. as you know there were no black nominees in the acting categories. tonight's oscar hopefuls were whiter than the line to buy t-shirts at a michael bolton concert. the only way a black or hispanic or asian actor was going to win an oscar was if they let steve harvey announce the winner and that didn't happen. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the show went mostly as expected, there weren't a ton of surprises. the biggest surprise was learning there's actually a movie called "the 100 year old man who climbed out the window and disappeared."

the sound cut out on one of the guys who won best sound design. true. i think the person -- the kid who introduced best short was short. so that was good. and the woman who won best costume design showed up dressed like this. >> this is the second oscar and tenth nomination for jenny bevin. who took home her first oscar in this category for "a room with a view." >> jimmy: she looked like sammy hagar in sturgis. i guess she doesn't take her work home with her. "spotlight" won best picture. that's a little bit of a surprise. brie larson won best actress. [ cheers and applause ] leonardo dicaprio won best actor. leo had been nominated six times. until tonight he never won but everyone kept saying, this is his year. and it was. but you know, the man has had sex with a different victoria's secret model every night of -- ev

from 1991 on has been his year. and it was a special night whether you're a fan of movies, movie stars, or the ryan seacrest men's wear collection. we still have many great moments in store for you. ben affleck is here. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: from "batman v. superman." he's batman. yesterday was ben's 4-year-old son's birthday party and guess what costume his son made him wear to entertain the kids at the party. that's right. we'll find out how that went. it's not all glamorous, this hollywood stuff. one day you're on the red carpet, next day 15 preschoolers are beating you with pinata sticks. right now the stars are heading to the governors ball, the post-oscars party across the street. our man guillermo is there standing by live via our big cisco screen. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we'll get go to him now, guillermo, what's it like, are there any big stars around? >> yes, there's a lot of the big stars around here. beautiful women too. >> jimmy: why don't you have any of them?

>> oh. they at the bar right now. >> jimmy: they're at the bar, all right. see who you can rustle up for us and we'll check back later. how many drinks have you had? >> about 40 shots of tequila. >> jimmy: okay, great. perfect. so he's ready to go. that's actually less than he typically has on a sunday night. thank you, guillermo. we'll check back in with you later at the governors ball. one of the most critically acclaimed movies of the year this year that was not nominated for best picture was "creed." the story of rocky balboa training the son of one of his great idols. stallone was nominated for an oscar. it would not be a movie without a sequel. the world premiere trailer for the much-anticipated followup to "creed." >> i don't have a choice: this is my one shot. i was born to do this. can't nobody stop me!

>> you got no business being here. are all these other fighters, they're fighting for their lives. look at you. eating a hero sandwich. >> it's a hoagie! >> get the hell out of my gym! >> look at this. your first fight with clubber. you got caught with a right uppercut. you're sounding like a dolphin with an itchy blow hole. hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee hee hee hee hee hee! >> how do you know so much about that fight? >> that was my pops. >> junior. >> that's what maury povich told us. i need you to train me. >> train you to do what? >> what do you think i'm talking about, fool, to fight. >> you don't look like a fighter. >> i been fighting my whole life. fighting the people who said i couldn't f

>> ha ha ha! >> fighting my demons. >> hey, baby. >> fighting that lady in the wendy's drive-through because she wouldn't give me extra dipping sauce. >> where's my dipping sauce? >> all i asked for was extra honey mustard! aahhh! >> i'll teach you to fight, kid. let's get some shorts on you because we got work to do. come on. >> all i asked for was extra honey mustard. ♪ >> come on! come on now! >> oohh! >> one. >> come on, chicken, come over here! >> boxing isn't just about strength and conditioning. it's about heart. brains. >> and fowls and wings! >> over, under, round and th

you're not focusing. you've got to focus. beat that meat like you mean it! harder! harder! you've got to kill him! give it to him! what the hell are you doing? whoa, whoa, whoa! hey, hey, no! no! no! got it? you've got it. you've got it! [ cheers and applause ] >> it's the fight nobody thought would happen. >> this is a fight nobody thought should happen. this is a disgrace to the sport of boxing. but i can't wait to see it. >> this is our last round, you need this one. >> i keep thinking it's gum. >> focus, kid, you need your edge out there! >> rrrow! hey, get me some.

>> honey mustard, you remembered! >> that's right. now go get him. clubber. >> that was clubber. >> i know, i know. mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah. love you so much. i got hair in my teeth. go get him! >> there's the bell, it's fight time. >> pop? >> quit your jibber jabber, fool! ♪ ♪ >> how am i doing? >> good. yeah. there will be a sequel. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have to take a break but it will be worth it, stay there. we have many stars and many surprises on the way. it's our biggest show of the year.

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>> jimmy: hello and welcome back to our 11th annual "after the oscars" special. batman is on the way. as are many other luminaries. first let's check in with guillermo on the wall of america at the governors ball happening across -- look at this, guillermo, you did it! i asked you to get us a big star, you got us a big star, sacha baron cohen, hello! [ cheers and applause ] >> hello, america.

were supposed to present, instead ali g. wound up filling in for you? >> that is true. that is true. i was very displayed because i was getting ready -- nature called. i went into the bathroom. next thing i knew, i had been usurped by ali g. and made a fool of. >> jimmy: ali g. presented with olivia, did she know ali g. was coming out instead of you -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm sorry -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm real sorry. >> i'm not aware. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: sacha, i apologize, there's some idiots in the back. >> yeah, there's a lot of complete pardon my french [ bleep ] walking around. >> jimmy: yeah, there are people jumping around in the back like -- >> they're just trying to get famous. a lot of people are here upset they didn't win tonight.

really a shame that we put so much work into the show and then people just show and up they ruin it like that. >> bad losers. >> jimmy: well, you know -- sacha, you have a movie "the brothers grimsby" coming out. >> that's right, that's right. march 11th. >> jimmy: and again, i apologize for what's going on here, very unprofessional. guillermo, you're the one that should be watching for what's going on. get the guy behind you out of the shot! >> who is -- >> jimmy: thank you very much. >> dimwit. >> jimmy: i'm so sorry. >> stay away, please. >> jimmy: there's no excuse for that. i apologize again. some people are just gross. but thank you very much. >> yeah. >> jimmy: sacha baron cohen! [ cheers and applause ] >> stay away. >> jimmy: keep rounding people up, will you, guillermo? >> stay away next year. >> jimmy: thank you. [ cheers and applause ] it just really pisses me off, that's all. la

this is the reason why we're watching television tonight. oscar night is a night to celebrate great films. if you're at all familiar with the movie "the producers" you know it is one of the best comedies ever. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the producers" is a classic, won an oscar for mel brooks, record-breaking 12 tony awards when mel made it into a broadway musical starring nathan lane and matthew broderick. it's been almost 15 years. since that musical premiered. now they're back with a diabolical new scheme to unleash their most spectacular disaster yet. >> they were a pair of political consultants who needed a break. >> that's it! we're finished, through, kaput! >> don't say that, max. >> let's face it, bloom, we haven't had a winning campaign in years. >> max, do you realize under the right circumstances it might be possible to make more money from a losing candidate than from a winner? >> what did you say? >> first we find a bad candidate, then we raise money like crazy and promise all the donors ambassadorships to italy

then when the public figures out what a nutcase our guy is he drops out of the race -- >> and we keep all the dough! oh, darling bloom, glorious bloom! you bloody genius you! >> max, don't. >> but wait, wait. this candidate. he's got to be the worst candidate in history. a real train wreck. schmuck, putz, gold-plated nincompoop. where would we find a buffoon like that? >> and now a message from the board room. >> people have been asking about my desk and the fact that i have so many papers on my desk. it's actually very neat. but if you look around, i mean, there's a lot of stuff. i've noticed over the years -- people have a lot going on on their desk. >> hand me the phone! the phone! >> my desk is a very important part of me -- >> yes, yes, yes. hello, hello, operator?

>> -- that's a good thing -- >> get me the board room. you know which one. >> announcer: they had a foolproof plan. >> there's a new horse in the race for the white house. his name, donald j. trump. can he beat the establishment? who will support him? fiscal conservatives? the religious right? or crazy old semi-racist white people? >> they're sure he can win? >> oh, mrs. comisky, donald trump is the very definition of a winner. >> just read the pin. >> oh. >> bless you, mrs. comisky, bless you. thank you. thank you. yes. i keep the checkie, thank you. thank you, mrs. comisky. yes, good-bye, mrs. comisky. here we go. that's a girl. oh, oh! beautiful, beautiful. we're going right out the door. all right, easy now. easy, we don't have time for that.

don't worry, it's only six flights. bye! >> bye. >> thank god for citizens united. >> 22 ambassadors to france so far. >> and 25 million bucks, bloom. i have to tell you, running trump was smart. but your idea about building a wall across the mexican border? brilliant. >> not as brilliant as your idea about making the mexicans pay for it. >> he won't last the week! >> oh, look, max, this is it. >> i will build a great, great wall on our southern border and i will have mexico pay for that wall. mark my words. ♪ we're in the money we're in the money ♪ >> announcer: but they picked the wrong fool. >> good news for donald trump. the whole world has gone stark raving mad for him like these two looney birds, these numbskulls, even in whack a doodle. >> you ready for someone who

job and go kick isis' ass? >> he's still in the lead, max. >> how could this happen? >> well, i hear he's a proven businessman who knows how to get things done. >> yeah, he'll stand up to the mexicans. >> i can't believe this it's not possible. >> where did we go right? >> i don't know. >> wait a minute. wait a minute -- did he question john mccain's war heroism? >> yes. >> did he say we should kick out 11 million immigrants? >> yes. >> did he propose banning all 1 billion muslims from entering the u.s.? >> si! >> did he say heidi klum was no longer a 10? >> yes, yes! >> nothing is working, max, nothing. >> oh, no! no! >> announcer: just in time for the election, it's a story that starts off funny and then gets really, really depressing. [ cheers and applause ]

♪ we needed a chump to put on the stump ♪ ♪ a frumpy grumpy named donald j. trump ♪ ♪ he's building a wall a thousand feet tall ♪ ♪ don't worry cause the mexicans will pay for it all ♪ >> announcer: from the producers of "the producers" comes a movie that will make america great again. nathan lane, matthew broderick, and cloris leachman star in -- ♪ you've been trumped >> maybe he won't be such a bad president. >> bing bing bong bong bing bing bong bong. >> whoa, what have we done? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a lot to come including we have tonight on the show never before seen footage from "batman versus superman." [ cheers and applause ] the "after oscars post show." we'll be right back with ben affleck!

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel. thank you for staying up late for our 11th annual "after the oscars" special. we are beaming to you live from hollywood - mere steps away from the dolby theater, the room where it all happened earlier tonight. we have new shows tomorrow night and all next week. and a lot left to come tonight. our first guest is a two-time oscar winner, actor, director, producer and screenwriter who next month, slips into a cape to keep watch over gotham city in "batman vs. superman: dawn of justice." ♪ ♪

>> stay down! if i wanted it you'd be dead already! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "batman versus superman" opens march 25th. please welcome ben affleck! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: wow. you look -- you look healthy, you look -- healthy. >> well, you know. you do the superhero movie, you get muscled. then muscle turns to fat, you know.

i mean, really. >> on and off cycle. >> jimmy: no offense, i don't mean to put you in an uncomfortable position, but you really ballooned up. >> thanks. i didn't think it was going to be about body shaming tonight. >> jimmy: what is going on? >> thanks but -- >> jimmy: have you got a monkey under there, what's happening here? what is going on here? it's moving. >> no, it's not. >> jimmy: what the hell is going on there? >> what is this? hey, why are you touching me? >> jimmy: i'm not touching you. oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very uncool. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: no, no! sit! i won't have it -- s d

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's -- >> i just think it's gone on long enough. >> jimmy: i'm upset with you more than him about this. >> i think it's maybe time to bury the hatchet here, man. >> jimmy: you get to decide when it's time to bury the hatchet? you know what he's done to me? >> i think as a mutual friend it's time to, you know -- >> jimmy: this is not about you. this is about -- well, there is no us, it's not about us. >> matt, have a seat, sit down. >> jimmy: no, don't have a seat, that's my seat. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i don't want him to sit. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's not a guest, that is not a guest segment, this is not a guest appearance. >> this feels amazing! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this is not a guest

this. >> jimmy: you might feel good about it, i don't feel good about it. this is the guest chair, that's not, that's a spare chair in case anything happens to this guest. you're ruining the oscars show. nobody wants you here. [ audience groaning ] >> jimmy: my own audience has turned on me! >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> and i still feel like dorothy. i do. this is wonderful. >> jimmy: you know this is illegal what you're doing, right? this is trespassing. this is potentially breaking and entering. you know you could be -- i could have you arrested right now for this. >> i didn't know that. if that's true -- >> jimmy: that is true, and you're an accessory. >> no, no, no -- >> he's an invited guest and you should treat him a little better. >> jimmy: there was not a plus one on your invitation to be here tonight, was there? >> not technically -- >> jimmy: not technically, no. >> that's why i was one shroud -- >> jimmy: can we not have him in th

please, yes, slide it over. yes, there we go. that's fine. that's how we can do the segment, that's perfectly fine with me. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: guillermo. you're supposed to do something, you're supposed to be watching the show and protecting me from this. >> i was actually nominated for an oscar and i can't get on the oscar show? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. dicky, please. [ audience groaning ] >> jimmy: and beat him up a little bit too! hey, that's too bad. you want to go see his show, you go see his show next time. this is my show! wow, that's a real bummer i have to say. >> i'm sorry. >> jimmy: i know your intentions

and i was going to do something nice. and i was going to show this picture of you and him when you were at your first oscars. now i'm not going to. [ applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: how old were you in this picture? >> i am 9 years old there. >> jimmy: look at that, with your mom. look how happy you look. >> i know, this is how i get the reputation somehow. he gets the reputation for being the nice guy. i swear to god. >> jimmy: right, he's not the nice guy! >> i've been figuratively carrying him for years. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there you go, finally literally. that's how he snuck into show business in the first place. true or false, you wrote "good will hunting," matt did the typing? [ laughter ] >> a fine line, know what i mean? >> jimmy: you remember when you guys won the oscar and you had to go up on stage, do you remember what you said? >> i have no idea what i said. >> jimmy: do you have any -- did you have anything prepared? >> we were young and naive. we didn't think -- write a speech? that would be assuming we were going to win, that would be arrogant, we didn't think we were going to win. the whole id o

speech was absurd. then we do win. matt's like, you go first! which i thought was really gracious and generous. then i realized he was coming up with things to say. i went up and thanked boston eight times in a row. we want to thank boston and -- boston and -- >> jimmy: you have to, you can't go back. >> exactly. >> jimmy: i wanted to ask you -- >> i get half off dunkin' donuts now. >> jimmy: birthday party, your son turned 4 yesterday. and his request was? >> he wanted a superhero birthday party. >> jimmy: right. >> and so he wanted superheroes there. i was like, what heroes do you want? he's ticking off heroes. then he was like, and i want you to do batman, real batman! so i was like -- what do you say? oh, okay. >> jimmy: you say yes. >> i'll do my best. i had to call the studio. any chance someone has my costume lying around? the cowl and the whole thing? wh

you know, just for some personal thing, matter. so they brought the costume. and i had to sign away, you know, this whole guarantee that i wasn't going to use it for evil. >> jimmy: really? >> ruin it or anything. they trust me for the movie but not for a 4-year-old's birthday. i signed my life away, i get the costume. the other guys are like -- the other heroes are all there. they have bits like all worked out, know what i mean? they're a little put off. >> jimmy: oh, really, who were the other heroes? >> wonder woman, superman, captain america, iron man. and there was me. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: does your son really think you're batman? is it blurred? >> it was so motor fying. at first i thought, it's kids. i didn't think of course all their parents are there. i had to put on my outfit for this movie. and put on my scary face.

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, guillermo. good job. that's my top man. we are back with ben affleck. this is our "after the oscars" special. that's a great story about the birthday party. if tom brady's son -- if tom brady asked you to play batman at his son's birthday party, would you do it? >> i would miss this show to wash tom brady's car. is tom available now? i'll do wonder woman. >> jimmy: so by the way, i saw the movie and it's great. you know, for kids and for people who grew up loving comic books to see batman fight superman, it really -- it's

unsettling. it challenges everything you've ever believed. i don't want to reveal too much. but i do want to say that i am in the movie. and you're great in it and henry is great in it as superman and i am really, really great in it. and i'm so excited. this is my first big role in a movie. >> you were good. >> jimmy: thank you. >> in the process of making movies, one of the things that as -- i'm a director so i have a perspective -- >> jimmy: i'd love to be in your next too. >> thank you, we'll talk. but one of the things that you confront are creative difficult choices. we have one thing that's so, so good. and another thing that's so, so, so good. they can't both be in the movie. >> jimmy: like you and matt on the show tonight, one of you had to leave. >> that was a hard choice. >> jimmy: unfortunate. but i am psyched about it. >> the filmmakers made a similar choice with your work in t

and it's just -- the movie was a hair long. you know. the stuff you did was so good and they were like, you know what? maybe what happens is he's on screen for too little an amount of time to be this good. the audience is going to be like, where else is he? we can't have him be that good and be in this little part of the movie. so what they did was took that right out. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: this is a joke, right? >> no. >> jimmy: they took what out? i don't know what you're saying. >> the stuff was so awesome, it was too awesome. it was so short and awesome -- >> jimmy: not my stuff? >> like if you look at the sun for a second, aah! >> jimmy: not my stuff? >> yeah, your stuff. >> jimmy: so there's no way of seeing it? >> i brought -- i knew it would be hard to understand how good you were so i wented you to see in person how awesome you are. so i brought the clip. >> jimmy: oh, you did? >> yes.

>> jimmy: we can show it to the audience? >> they can see it now. >> jimmy: this is good, more people will see this than that stupid movie. it's a bonus scene from "batman versus superman: dawn of justice" starring me! [ cheers and applause ] >> mr. wayne. clark kent. "daily planet." what's your position on the bat vigilante in gotham? this batman thinks he's above the law. >> you're the new guy in town, is that right? >> you could say that. >> we do things a little differently in gotham. >> do you? >> i know you. >> i don't think so. >>

>> people ever tell you you look like superman? >> no. i've never heard that before. >> huh. >> like i said, mr. wayne. people in gotham need to learn -- >> you're superman! [ laughter ] >> hey, will you -- >> take a picture with us. one with me and supe. i've got to get this on the gram. thanks. my wife's a big fan. what do they call it when, you know, there's a celebrity that your wife would have sex with? you're that guy. >> okay. >> say cheese. >> put the phone back up for a second. you're batman! [ laughter ] i got batman and superman over here! >> look, i think you have me confused with somebody else -- >> no, look at that! >> hey, [ bleep ] off. >> whoa! >> this is awesome. >> this is a private conversation. >> oh, i didn't realize you were having a conversation. hey, everybody, they're having a

any regular people to bother them. i'll just leave you guys alone. thank you. >> anyway. as i was saying i think the people need to learn they can't trust an alien with the power to burn the entire civilization down -- >> yeah. batman and superman. i think they're having a fight. >> is that so? >> i don't know what's going on. yo, what up, periscope? this is your boy jim. i'm here with batman and superman! >> shut your mouth or i'll throw you off this planet. >> [ bleep ] off. >> boys! bruce wayne meets clark kent, i love it. i love bringing people together. >> superman, batman. >> batman? that's not batman. he's in a nice suit. batman wears a flowing cape. no, this is not super -- superman has perfect vision, whereas this man's in glasses. >> yeah, but -- >> what? >> look.

i feel like such an idiot. of course it's him. >> yeah, i can see why you'd feel that way, took me like two seconds to figure it out. >> i've spent my whole life trying to kill a journalist. i'm so embarrassed. carry on. i like your column. >> hey, look at this. >> batman. >> that's batman. >> it's true. i am batman. >> you're not batman. >> i'm lego batman. >> nobody cares about lego batman. >> ask your kids if they care. we're still vital. >> anyway. i came with a warning. stop or i'll stop you. >> you'll try. >> yo, yo, yo, could i get everyone's attention, please? first of all, give it up for the deejay who's been chopping it up all night. you know what i'm saying. i nt

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>> jimmy: welcome back to our "after the oscars" tv spectacular. we are live. i am wearing formal dress. we are right across the street from the dolby theater and we have oscar winner alicia vikander, congratulations. how are you doing? congratulations.

>> america, thank you so much. i wanted to talk to you, i heard you kicked matt out, i'm so proud of you. >> jimmy: thank you for saying that. he was very rude to do that, he didn't announce he was coming. he actually snuck in, inside ben affleck's navel, which i thought was a really dirty thing to do on our big night of the year. >> that just shows who he really is. i'm so glad you can see that side. >> jimmy: this is exciting for you. the oscar is almost your size. >> it is. >> jimmy: is it heavier than you thought it would be? >> it's heavy. wait. i just need to do that. >> jimmy: yeah, really. who did you call after you won? make any telephone calls? >> no. >> jimmy: you haven't called anyone? >> i've been running, haven't called anyone yet. i will. i think sweden is waking up at the moment. >> jimmy: i see. >> hopefully i can reach them on my phone. >> jimmy: will there be a parade for you when you return home? >> i'm going to just -- i'm going to do a parade myself.

i'm going to kick off my shoes and dance. >> jimmy: okay, very good. congratulations, i don't want to keep you. i know you're having a big celebration there. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: thank you so much, congratulations alicia vikander! she's swedish. she's actually from sweden. a lot of people like those candy fish, they say they're swedish? not really. so we'll be right back. we have one last thing for you. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i want to thank the academy, i'd like to thank ben affleck, tracy morgan, nathan lane, matthew broderick, sacha baron cohen, alicia vikander. henry kaville, will arnett, how long was this show? i want to apologize to you for what happened tonight. he shouldn't have been out here. he had no business being on our show. and i just again apologize. matt damon, you're a real s.o.b. thank you for watching, good night, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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