>> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- emma watson -- from "the vampire diaries," ian somerhalder -- and it's mash-up monday with music from lady antebell biv devoe. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: hi, very nice. thank you for watching at home. thank you for coming to my work. for those of you who are watching from home, joining us after a long night of "the bachelor." don't worry, we have more. we'll tell all about the women who told all.

we'll look deep inside the soul of bachelor nick tonight. but first, it was another wild weekend for president trump who tweeted up a world of trouble from high atop his toilet saturday morning at mar-a-lago. a lot of people are saying they need to take his phone away. i think maybe at this point they should consider taking his thumbs away. put them in a box, give them back to him in four years. he tweeted, terrible, just found out that obama had my wires tapped in trump tower just before the victory. nothing found. this is mccarthyism. he kept going. how low has president obama gone to tap, tapp, my phones during a sacr sacred election process. he spelt tap with two ps, maybe this is his way of confirming the videotape the russians supposedly had. and maybe even more shocking, about an hour later, he tweeted,

voluntarily leaving "the apprentice," he was fired by his bad pathetic ratings. so at least his priorities are in order, though. he mentioned the wire tapping first and then moved on to "the apprentice." do you think trump believes president obama tapped his phones? james comey doesn't. the guy who is said to have won trump the election. comey not only rejects the accusation, he asked trump's own department of justice to publicly refute it. that did not happen and the white house is now calling for an investigation. this guy, they say he is very good. he got the idea there was a leak from a radio host. i've been a radio host. we don't know anything. we just talk. in a fol

heard or read that and ran with it. tut approximat put it right on twitter without discussing it first. a spokesperson for president obama denied the accusations. i happen to know for a fact, president obama would be see furious about that if he wasn't spending the week at lego land with tom hanks and rita wilson. what is the point of wire tapping donald trump? every crazy thought he has, he puts on twitter. he's wire-tapping himself. [ laughter ] what's more likely, the fbi was listening in on the russian embassy and happened upon the russians talking to members of the trump team, because it turns out there were some recordings, there are some tapes. we have one of the tapes. we're able to acquire this courtesy of abc news. i don't know why they didn't put it on the news, but we're going to share this with you. these are tapes of donald trump secretly recorded by whom we don't know, but let's listen now. >> when you're a star,

you do it. you can do anything. grab them by the [ bleep ]. you can do anything. >> oh, wait, those are from the bush -- billy bush administration. okay, here's what i think is going on. because this is now going past nuts and into tin foil hat territory. here's what i liken this too. president obama is the ex-boyfriend a lot of people in the family loved. he was nice, polite. after dinner, he helped clear the plates. he's the guy the family wishes their daughter had married. but she didn't. she broke up with him and married her boss who owns an equipment rental company, but he's a jerk. and the husband is now sick and tired of hearing about how much everyone loved the old boyfriend. so he sees a tiny little nugget of something to grab on to and he runs with it. what he doesn't realize, it's making the whole family think, oh, no, we might have a lunatic in our midst. that's donald trump right now. does that make

[ cheers and applause ] does that make sense to you? >> perfect sense. >> jimmy: it does? >> yes. >> jimmy: doesn't make sense to me, but i came up with it. we have a good show tonight, from beauty and the beast, emma watson is here. from "the vampire diaries," ian somerhalder is with us. and the triumphant return of mash-up monday. tonight we have music from lady anti-bellum and bell biv devoe. together they will join forces to perform lady antebell biv devoe. this is what happens when your music bookers bring a bong to work. [ laughter ] there's a man up on charges in austin, texas, at this hour, for allegedly getting very personal with a fence. >> one man is now facing charges after officers arrested him for trying to have intercourse with a fence. a woman called 911 after she spotted him urinating

she said he then took off his clothes and tried to copalate with the fence. >> jimmy: and he and the fence were very much in love. that's a new one, having sex with a fence. the craziest thing about this story, it didn't happen in florida. this is interesting. the tax deadline is about five weeks away. and this year, because of all the budget cuts at the irs, the odds of getting audited are the more than they've been in 13 years. last year, only .7% were audited, down by 16%. this year, it's expected to be lower than that. in other words, there has never been a better time to claim your chihuahua as a dependent. it's all due to the fact the irs has had to scale back their staff, which means they don't have enough people to do the -- it's kind of like if mcdonald's decided to cut costs by replacing their cashiers with empty buckets and just said, throw your money in the bucket and take whatever you like, don't worry, we trust you.

mint, the cost of making a penny, a coin, is now 1.5 cents. a penny cost more to make than it's actually worth. the government lost $46 million making pennies last year. i'm sure i have about $46 million worth of pennies in my house, scattered around. here's the thing, as a rule, if you see something on the ground and decide it's not worth picking up, we should stop making it, right? i thought pennies came from heaven. thanks, everybody, goodnight. [ cheers and applause ] water is kind of the opposite of pennies. it used to be, i dreamed of a car that would run on water. but now a bottle of water costs more than the same amount of gas. in norway, they've gone farther. this is a new brand of water, called svalbardi. it's water from an iceberg, $74 a bottle. for water that had a penguin walkin

they should put some kind of sterilizing agent in that water, so people who drink it don't reproduce, don't ever have children. on a more upbeat note, i would like to wish a happy birthday tonight to one of my favorite people. shaquille o'neal turned 45 years old today. [ cheers and applause ] he's such a fun guy, and to honor him, we asked a local third grader to prepare a special tribute to his life. here he is now, please welcome blessed with his tribute to shaquille o'neal. blessed? [ cheers and applause ] >> hello, my name is shaquille o'neal, but you can call me shaq, shaq-fu or shaq diesel. when i was born, i weighed 94 pounds. my mommy is a bronto saur us and my daddy is a

i sometimes live in a bean stalk. i use google earth to take a selfie. well, i gotta go eat a food truck. >> thank you, blessed. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: be careful. all right, we're going to take a break. when we come back, we'll talk about tonight's "bachelor" extravaganza. so stick around. we'll be right back with that. liberty mutual stood with me when i was too busy with the kids to get a repair estimate. liberty did what? yeah, with liberty mutual all i needed to do to get an estimate was snap a photo of the damage and voila! voila! (sigh) i wish my insurance company had that... wait! hold it... hold it boys... there's supposed to be three of you...

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i was intimate with, never made me orgasm. >> jimmy: by the way, we tried to find the ex-boyfriend. for some reason he's not interested in publicity. so that was raven before the fantasy suite, and this was raven the morning after the fantasy suite. ♪ ♪ like a daisy ♪ yesterday i couldn't get out of bed ♪ ♪ couldn't pay me >> jimmy: i'm trying to figure out if that was a post-orgasm celebration or a commercial for c constipation relief medication. dulcolax. no one i've ever touched has ever been half that happy. tonight was also the women tell all episode. they w

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so that should be weird. our first guest is a charming & talented actress who goes from harry to hairy in her new movie a live-action take on disney's "beauty and the beast." ♪ ♪ i wonder why i didn't see it before ♪ ♪ ♪ [ laughter ] "beauty & the beast" opens march 17th. please welcome emma watson! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i got confused with the whole thing. how are you? >> i'm

>> jimmy: i'm still laughing at you getting hit with that snowball. unusually forceful, i would say. >> i know, very unusually forceful. actually, on the day, the guy kept missing me. i would stand there, be like trying to catch the snowball. we did it like a thousand times. >> jimmy: so you really got hit in the face with a snowball? >> i really got hit in the face with a snowball. that's being an actor. >> jimmy: what good is cgi if you have to get hit in the face wia snowball? >> i mean, it wasn't as big. but i still got smashed in the face with some snow. >> jimmy: did it hurt? >> no. and to be honest, by the end of it, we were so concerned that this poor guy was under so much pressure. you have like this huge film set, 300 people on a disney movie, trying to get the target right. by the end, you can tell he's like so nervous. >> jimmy: yeah, it's embarrassing, i would think. it's not like you can bring in a former baseball player to do that. it's just some guy

>> exactly. i'm on a balcony, he's quite far away. it's a difficult shot. >> jimmy: you really suffered for this film? >> i know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how are you doing? you had the big premiere. we saw the whole street was shut down outside. >> it was insane. >> jimmy: it was pretty crazy. >> it was huge. we, like, shut down a big portion of -- it's hollywood boulevard, right? >> jimmy: yes, hollywood boulevard. >> we shut down a huge portion of hollywood boulevard, and the big thing for me was, i just met her, she played mere in the original animation. alan mankin wrote all the songs, whoa, this is a load. and celine dion arrives. and i'm holding my publicist like this is almost too much for me. >> celine dion. >> you have to understand, my parents do not -- they don't really understand celebrities or hollywood or whatever else, but my mom and i

dion in the car, like non-stop. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> and being able to tell her that i met her, she's going to lose it. >> jimmy: and did she lose it? >> she did. because usually i'm like, i met tom cruise today and she'll be like -- >> jimmy: your mom doesn't know tom cruise? >> no, really, this is the problem. i grew up, i had like four vhss in my house. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yes. >> jimmy: that would make sense if you were my age, and even then it would be sad. >> i'm serious. we had, like, "private benjamin," "pretty woman" -- >> jimmy: what year are we talking about here? you should have at least had a dvd. >> i know. i don't come from a movie-watching family. i'm the black sheep of the -- >> jimmy: no kidding. that's really pretty crazy. do they have this equipment now, or are ty

the -- >> yes. >> jimmy: they do? >> whether my mom knows how to use a dvd player or not is another question, but i believe she owns one. >> jimmy: she does have one, okay, all right. which movies did you say you had? >> private benjamin, pretty woman, four weddings and a funeral and one other, but those were the three in rotation. >> jimmy: and heavy rotation. >> and my best friend's wedding. which is why julia roberts is hollywood for me. >> jimmy: how old were you when you were watching this movie and wishing you could too one day play a hooker? at what age is that happening? >> all i'm going to say, it was too young. but i felt great about it. and, yeah. >> jimmy: you were in china last week, in shanghai. >> in shanghai. >> jimmy: at shanghai disneyland. which i'm so interested in. did you get to go on rides or anything like that? >> i did.

caribbean ride. >> jimmy: they have a pirates of the caribbean ride? >> they do. >> jimmy: is it identical to our disneyland, disney world here? >> identical, except the pirates speak chinese. >> jimmy: that's strange, but it makes sense. >> it's amazing. >> jimmy: so they're singing yo ho yo ho in chinese? >> yes. i don't think it translates. i think it becomes something else. >> jimmy: that might knbe chine in the first place. >> i was thinking that when i said it. >> jimmy: you didn't have to wait in line, you go right to the front. so they showed it in a theater in shanghai disneyland? >> as in like, the pirates of the caribbean? >> jimmy: no, your movie. >> yes, they did. >> jimmy: we don't have movie theaters in ours. >> that's true. but they built the "beauty and the bet"

scale. >> jimmy: so you were seeing it for the first time in like real life. >> yes. >> jimmy: was there an actual castle to go into? >> lots of it was real. bill wanted to make sure as much as possible the sets, everything, was real, but there were some parts of it which weren't. >> jimmy: that had to be real. but the snowball you had to take in the face. that doesn't make any sense to me. >> confusing. >> jimmy: you have an interesting hobby. i want to ask you about this photograph. this is something that you've done regularly? >> yeah, so in my spare time, i am -- this is a phrase that i have coined myself. i'm a book ninja. and i ninja my way around public places, mostly the tube, well, the underground, which is what we call it in the uk. and i leave books for commuters. >> jimmy: for people to find? >> for people to find and then read and hopefully pass on. >> jimmy: do you right a note in the book so they

came from? >> i do. i write a little message, dear, whoever has found this book, you know, we really hope that you enjoy this, i have a book club, i talk a little bit about that. >> jimmy: do they ever contact you and say, got the book, thanks? >> yeah, my book club has a big forum on good roads. and the -- good reads. and there are tons of topics on everything you can imagine. and they do, like found the book on the street between this stop and this stop. >> jimmy: do you stit there wit a string and yank it away? i would have a different way of doing it. wouldn't be so altruistic. >> no. but i sometimes wait to be like, is he going to pick it up? >> jimmy: do people ever spot you doing this? >> well, you know what's so funny. people on their commute are doing their thing. >> jimmy: right. >> in their routine. >> jimmy: single minded. >> yeah. they've got their coee

they're on their phone. people are kind of like in their zone. so what's really weird, i thought i was going to have issues. people like don't, like, recognize me. it's really amazing. >> jimmy: when you're out of context, it is a different thing. >> maybe that's what it is. >> jimmy: do you ever lead harry potter books for people to read, or has everybody read those already? >> i feel pretty good about the distribution of the harry potter franchise. but if i hear that, you know, sales are dwindling, then i'm happy to -- >> jimmy: you will take action? >> yeah, i'm happy to. >> jimmy: how old were you when you started making those movies? >> i was 9. >> jimmy: 9 years old. did you know about the books beforehand? was that a part of your life? >> it was a huge part of my life, yeah. >> jimmy: and then you get involved in this thing and little do you know, it would take you all the way to adulthood, which is really crazy. i mean, nobody has that experience. >> no. i mean, yeah, no one

first audition they've ever been to in their entire life and then makes those movies for over a decade. >> jimmy: no, it just doesn't ever happen. >> that doesn't happen. >> jimmy: it's like you have magic powers or something. >> almost. >> jimmy: in a way, literally. now, there's a videotape that somebody on the show found. it's like an outtake from the movie. >> oh, yeah? >> jimmy: i want to encourage people to watch very closely. watch emma's lips very closely throughout this. and i'll ask you to explain this to me. >> a stone that stops you from dying. no wonder he's after it. anyone would want it. >> something doesn't make sense. if all snake wants this sorserror's stone, why did he try to kill you during the quidditch match? >> jimmy: you're helping them with their lines. >> you laugh. this is traumatic for me. because i created issues because of this. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yes. >> jimmy: what issues? >> i wou

first i would be like, cut, emma, you're doing it again. you're mouthing dan's line. and i'd be like, oh, i'm so sorry, so sorry. oh, i feel so bad. but i couldn't help myself. it was like i was, i was such a loser. i really love those books, i really wanted to do my job well and i kind of overdid it. >> jimmy: don't worry about it. guillermo does that with me all the time when i go off script. he hides it with his mustache. if you had a mustache, it probably wouldn't have been noticeable to anybody. >> oh. >> jimmy: congratulations on all your success and the big movie. [ cheers and applause ] for another generation of young women to love, it's called "beauty and the beast." it opens march 17th. that's emma watson, everybody, we'll be right back! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] how do you become america's best-selling brand?

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♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. still to come music from lady antebell biv devoe. our next guest plays damon salvatore, a 174-year-old vampire -- who looks great. after 8 seasons, the series finale of "the vampire diaries" happens friday night on the cw. please say hello to ian somerhalder! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how you doing? >> you have to sort of guide your guests. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> i don't know if you saw me stumble, but it

nice -- >> jimmy: i didn't want you to go the wrong way, because it always looks dumb. [ laughter ] good to see you. >> good to see you too. really quickly, in all seriousness, i just want to say, unbelievable job on the oscars. >> jimmy: oh, thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] it was it was a lot of fun. for a moment, i thought you were going to propose. but you're married already. >> i am. >> jimmy: you did something i've always wanted to do and you just got back from a long road trip with an air stream trailer attached. >> it was rad. >> jimmy: was it as good as it sounds like it is? >> it is. my wife and i rapped "vampire diaries," we were the only two people left on the stage, and we jumped in the air stream with the dog and drove across the entire country. >> jimmy: so you're in a car or truck and you have the trailer behind it? >> like a big audi diesel suv. >> jimmy: okay. >> and towing this thing. and it was just

it was everything. >> jimmy: and you slept in it every night? >> we would pull over at truck stops, never get out, lock the car, go in the back. it's great. you have your own kitchen, living room. we would go and we would cook. >> jimmy: and it doesn't get disgusting or anything like that? >> well, you keep it clean. [ laughter ] you keep it clean, but you forget how beautiful this country is. this gorgeous nation that we live in. >> jimmy: what did you see that really impressed you? >> it's incredible. >> jimmy: you think about going on vacation, you forget about all the places in the united states. >> one funny thing was, we pulled into the four seasons in dallas at probably about 1:30 in the morning, and i was trying to convince them that it looks good to their hotel to have us parked in the front. like next to the ferrari and bugatti. and the manager, whoever the guy was, no. >> jimmy: so you took one night in a hotel? >>e

but we would stop and cook dinners. >> jimmy: you'd cook in the -- >> in the air stream. new mexico, studying georgia o'keefe and hanging out. one night, you don't think about this, you're pulling thousands of pounds. and you have your wife and your dog, which is your family, technically. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and when you're driving down the freeway, you see 6% grade. you go down hills. i hit a 9% grade one night in new mexico, in the snow and ice, and nicki was passed out. so i thought, i got this, i'm gonna do this. i went up and over and straight down this thing to the point where she was now leaning forward. the dog flew from the back and was like smoosh faced in the back seat. and she was trying to stop. everything in the back of the airstream went into the bed. if a bottle of truffle oil ever breaks, at least it smells really good. >> jimmy: for a couple days it smells good. >> that's right. >> jimmy: so e

move around. i've wondered about that. >> but it's amazing. >> jimmy: you also have a hyperbaric chamber in your home. >> yes. i wanted to talk to you about this. >> jimmy: michael jackson had one of these. that's the only thing i know about a hyperbaric chamber. this is not the one he had. >> love him. ours is a little smaller. >> jimmy: okay. >> it's incredible. i don't know if anyone knows what this is. but it's a chamber that you zip yourself into, and it's connected to an oxygen concentrator. >> jimmy: you zip yourself, it's not like a submarine type thing? >> it looks like you're zipping yourself into a big torpedo. but you get into this thing, and there's 98% oxygen pumping into it. it's basically ten liters more per minute of oxygen than you would ever get in the atmosphere. so it's pressure cooking oxygen into your largest organ, your epidermis. then you also have the mask. i'm going to talk to you about this thing. they're amazing. i put

date. >> jimmy: you did? sth >> it's a great way -- >> jimmy: did you get in there with her? >> all i'm saying, ten months to the day, we were married. >> jimmy: so it speeds everything up? >> it speeds everything up. >> jimmy: that seems so odd. i'd try it. i feel like i'd get in it and go, now i can't breathe this crappy air on the outside. it would instead ruin the environment for me entirely. >> here's the thing, you don't worry with about that, because you're so high on oxygen. >> jimmy: really? >> you're just zipping and buzzing around. think about it, you're like lance armstrong. >> jimmy: yeah, like neil and lance armstrong together as the armstrongs. so you have this "vampire diaries," eight seasons now. >> thank you, guys, for making that happen. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i know that you have a fan base that's very devoted. i think it's a little weird that two vampires, you and your wife are zipping themselves into

>> there's room for two. so if you want, you can come over. >> jimmy: that would be a weird lunch date, but, yes. >> it would be weird. >> jimmy: if i do it with anyone, it would be you. >> we might be married in ten months. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i know that you can't tell us what happens and i've heard rumors that cast members -- >> but they can't fire me now. >> jimmy: that's true. you could say everything that happened. but i will ask you, maybe you could explain what happened instead on the finale of "lost." we're still confused about that one. and then we'll get to the "vampire diaries" in another six years. >> i just want to make it clear, on "lost," i was the first one cast and the first one killed. >> jimmy: that makes sense. >> thanks, jimmy. >> jimmy: first in, first out. >> it's great. i did get the sympathy card. but i was only on the show for a year. and i went and hung out and maybe did a few episodes. i still have people coming up to me furious about the

man, that was not my show. thursdays or fridays at 8:00, you might want to check out the show i have now. might not be your demographic, but -- >> jimmy: but we love boon so much and that whole show is a magical time. it really was. >> it was cool. and i know that your dear brothers with my brother matt fox who was incredible on that show, and josh holloway, all of them. >> jimmy: they're all sick of hearing about it. you are, and them, all sick of hearing about it. and every time i see any of you, i bring it up immediately. >> it really pissed -- ooh, can i say that? it really angered a lot of people. my mom just gave me back my s.a.g. award that we won. >> jimmy: oh. >> it was in the airstream. it was this thing. they're heavy. >> jimmy: you don't want to get killed by a s.a.g. award. that's really the ultimate irony for an actor. >> but it's in our kitchen. sni finally got this and now it's murdered me. it's very good to see you. >> great to see

>> jimmy: congratulations on eight seasons on the show. the series finale of "the vampire diaries" airs friday night at 9:00 on the cw. ian somerhalder, everybody! we'll be right back with lady antebell biv devoe! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live!" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz the best or nothing.

♪ ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live!" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz, e best or nothing. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'd like to thank my guests and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next but first, it's mash-up monday. here with the songs "need you now" and "poison" lady antebell biv devoe! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ it's drivin' me out of my mind that's why it's hard for me to find ♪ ♪ ♪ can't get her out of my head ♪ ♪ miss her kiss her love her ♪

♪ that girl is poison poison poison ♪ ♪ never trust a big butt and a smile ♪ >> welcome to the stage! >> what up, player! how you doing! come o y'all! this is bell biv devoe on jimmy kimmel. are you ready? >> i'm ready. >> are you ready? >> i'm over here. ladies and gentlemen -- ♪ girl i must warn you i sense something strange in my mind ♪ ♪ situation is serious let's cure it 'cause we're running out of time ♪ >> bell biv devoe! ♪ it's oh so beautiful relationships they seem from the sta

♪ it's all so deadly when love is not together from the heart ♪ >> put it all the wa i way -- way in the air, you know the words, sing along! ♪ it's drivin' me out of my mind that's why it's hard for me to find ♪ ♪ can't get it out of my head ♪ ♪ miss her kiss her love her ♪ ♪ wrong move you're dead ♪ ♪ that girl is poison poison poison ♪ ♪ never trust a big butt and smile that girl is poison ♪ ♪ poison poison ♪ >> yo, r.t., check me out. >> moving in snow, lady antebellum and bell biv devoe. ♪ picture perfect memories scattered all around

♪ ♪ all around the world mo♪ ♪ baby girl the world ♪ reaching for the phone 'cause i can't fight it anymore ♪ ♪ reaching for the phone ♪ and i wonder if i ever cross your mind ♪ ♪ for me it happens all the time ♪ ♪ it's a quarter after one i'm all alone and i need you now ♪ ♪ poison ♪ said i wouldn't call but i've lost all control and i need you now ♪ ♪ and i don't know how i can do without i just need you now ♪ >> ♪ ♪ need you now, baby ♪ and i need you to breathe ♪ get ready

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