>> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, catherine zeta-jones -- from the houston rockets, james harden -- chris pratt with the new "guardians of the galaxy" trailer -- and music from hank "the hawk" knutley. and now, sure enough -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, ladies and gentlemen. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for coming. you're very nice. you're here. you're here, by the way, this is a special night tonight. tonight we're having a trump-free tuesday. [ cheers and applause ]

the president spoke tonight before a joint session of congress. we're going to ignore it. [ laughter ] for a very good reason. the reason is i need a break from it, to be honest with you. tonight if anyone says the name of the orange-colored man with the russian boyfriend they will have to put $100 in that jar that guillermo's holding right there, okay? [ cheers and applause ] that's the rule, it applies to everyone, you understand? guillermo, just to recap. people have to put $100 in the jar if they say what? >> guillermo: uh -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: good, he's smarter than he looks. all right. [ laughter ] this will be refreshing. meanwhile, especially here in l.a. everybody's still talking about what happened at the end of the oscars on sunday. which is funny. i feel like if we discovered some microscopic form of life on another planet it would be a big deal for 31 hours before we forgot about it. but this envelope seems to have captured our imagination in ways i never thought possible f a

office supply. this is the "new york post" today. they put a picture of the guy who handed over the wrong envelope on the front page with this terrible -- i know, i feel bad for him. he's managing partner for price waterhouse coopers, he's the guy responsible. zoom in if we could. who does he look like to you? [ laughter ] like a handsome matt damon. the plot thickens. turns out matt damon is bad at two jobs! today by the way is mardi gras. also known as fat tuesday. it's the only day of the year when you're allowed to eat a cake with a baby in it. [ laughter ] here in hollywood we celebrate fat tuesday differently. here fat tuesday means eating a carb. [ laughter ] it's kind of true. there's a woman i knew, i didn't really know her, i knew of her, she was someone's yoga teacher. what i remember is she never ate carbs, never ate anything

would treat herself to a single scoop of brown rice. [ laughter ] isn't that the saddest thing you ever heard? meanwhile, they're going nuts in new orleans right now. there's only about 20 minutes of mardi gras left. the party started january 6th and shuts down cold at midnight. 12:01 a.m., the police come in, ash wednesday begins, and mardi gras, for real, it's over. then we can't get publicly hammered and expose ourselves until st. patrick's day. [ laughter ] it's more than two weeks. it's easy to forget mardi gras is part of a religious celebration. but it is. there are festivals all over the world. this is a video from cologne, germany. they have a big carnival the monday before ash wednesday. what they call rose monday, yesterday. this guy coming up dressed as jesus has got a big wooden cross. and you see. he didn't check the clearance. he gets -- and then jesus wrestles it out of the -- the good news is he's a carpenter and he can fix it. but it was a close call. [ laughter ]

we have a great show tonight. catherine zeta-jones is here with us. [ cheers and applause ] from the houston rockets james harden. [ cheers and applause ] performing and sitting in with the cletones, a living legend on guitar, hank "the hawk" knutley. welcome, hank. chrpz chrp [ cheers and applause ] i see you're wearing the mardi gras beads. are you from new orleans? >> no, no. >> jimmy: what songs are you going to sing? we're excited to have you here. >> i'm going to sing "trapped in the garage." "trapped in the garage part 2." i'm going to sing "watch your mouth." i'm going to sing "stabbed to life." >> jimmy: stabbed to life? >> yes. >> jimmy: that sounds great, all right. hey, what's the story with your dog here? >> this is my service dog. his name is henry. i'd like to take a moment if you don't mind to thank him for his service. >> jimmy: oh, hey, thank you, henry. [ cheers and applause ]

hi, henry. all right. henry doesn't know what the hell's going on. hank and henry are here. today by the way is the last day of february. but march madness is already beginning. warren buffett, the billionaire, is offering his employees, if one of his more than 377,000 employees at berkshire hathaway correctly picks all the teams that make it to the sweet 16, that person gets $1 million a year for life. not you guys. [ laughter ] you have to work there. the winner of our ncaa pool gets like a $25 gift card to olive garden. that is a very generous win. i mean, nobody will win it. but it sounds like a great way to make all your co-workers hate one person, though. what do you say if you win? thanks, boss, i quit? this is what i would buy if i won that money. this is a robot built at boston dynamics. it's a company owned by google. the robot's nam

i don't know what they're planning to do with it, but i'm scared. watch how this thing moves. it seems to -- it goes down stairs, it can go out to the mailbox. it dances. i think maybe they put michael jackson's ghost in this thing. [ laughter ] because it's -- this will be the new uber that will chase and you grab you and take you to your destination whether you want to or not. i'm not sure why but in addition to it being mardi gras, today is also national tooth fairy day. so go eat a tooth or something to celebrate. according to a new survey, they do surveys on this every year, tooth fairy payments are at an all-time high. parents are now giving an average of $4.66 per tooth. it's up 75 cents. the tooth fairy left $290 million under pillows last year. i think the tooth fairy might be dealing meth or something. [ laughter ] because that's --

believe that the tooth fairy payout is a good indicator of how well the economy is going. when times are good the tooth fairy leaves more money. when they're bad, she leaves like a subway punch card with two holes in it. when i was a kid i got a quarter for the first tooth i lost. for every tooth after that i got a note that said "you think i'm made out of quarters?" it was a big lesson. [ laughter ] what we really need is -- the tooth fairy is fine. we need a bluetooth fairy that will leave you money if you take that stupid little earpiece out of -- >> jimmy: what are you doing? >> making sure the guitar is right. >> jimmy: i'm in the middle of the monologue. so -- >> oh, you could hear that? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i could, it got through. >> sorry. >> jimmy: i don't think henry heard it. >> sorry. >> jimmy: that's all right. we'll get to you later. >> okay, very good. >> jimmy: just got a glance at that for a second. because i think we'd forgotten that that was happening.

all right. you know spacex, this company owned by elon musk? they announced sometime next year they're going to send two people on a trip around the moon. it will cost tens of millions of dollars per passenger. they didn't say how many tens of millions. i guess you don't have to pay extra for the bags. they're included. they say the trip will last about a week. which is -- i think i get the gist of being in space after about a day. you know? you float around. eat some of that freeze-dried ice cream. day two, maybe do the same stuff again. day three, i'd be mad there's no wi-fi. i'd be trying to get netflix on the craft. but i guess that's exciting. i don't know. i have something i think will be more exciting. i have an opportunity tonight for those sitting in our audience, every night we have celebrity guests who come to the show to promote their various projects. our studio audience never gets a chance to promote any of the exciting things happening in their lives. i want to change that. it's time now for our first-ever installment of "what do you have to plug?"

[ applause ] i'm looking for an audience member, yes, with something to promote. okay, we'll start -- okay. yeah, lady with the black -- okay. lady with the black sweater action what is your name? >> herrera. >> jimmy: and where are you from, herrera? >> seattle. >> jimmy: herrera from seattle. what do you have to plug? >> my niece hobby plays on the lady thunder team in tacoma, they're having a fund-raiser on saturday at applebee's. >> jimmy: oh, great. >> 8:00 to 10:00 a.m. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what sport is it? >> basketball. >> jimmy: oh, basketball, good. then people can come to that and do what? >> yes. so go and by breakfast and then they'll donate part of the proceeds to the team that helps pay for travel, coaching because it's totally non-profit. >> jimmy: we got it, very good. good plug, all right. [ cheers and applause ] all right, right here, yes, this guy right here. what's your name? where are you from? >> my name is jeff. >> jimmy: hi jeff, how are you doing? >> good, thank you. i just m

welcome. >> thank you. i'm here to plug stick figure music. my brother's reggae band. you can check it out on itunes -- >> jimmy: your brother has a reggae band? >> he does. >> jimmy: white guys and reggae bands. those are the best reggae bands. >> i know, check him out. itunes or stickfiguremusic.com. >> jimmy: very good. that's a good plug for your brother. [ cheers and applause ] one more. this gentleman here in the leather jacket. what's your name, where are you from? >> do i stand up? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. i don't know what's going on. [ cheers and applause ] >> this is -- >> jimmy: wow. you're really -- you must have been popular in line i guess, huh? what's your name? your name? where are you from? >> oh. hi, jimmy. my name's chris. >> jimmy: hi, chris.

>> i'm from lake stevens, washington. >> jimmy: very good. [ cheers and applause ] welcome. what do you do for a living, chris? >> i'm an actor. >> jimmy: really? oh. you look like a toll booth operator or something. [ laughter ] >> no, no, i'm an actor. >> jimmy: you look like a dog washer or maybe a guy that carries buckets around. do you work with buckets or anything like that? >> uh -- no, no. i do the acting thing. >> jimmy: we'll agree to disagree on this, i guess. >> i've been on your show. okay. >> jimmy: something you'd like to plug tonight? >> yes. i'm here to plug a new movie. >> jimmy: oh, is it like a youtube thing or something? >> no, no. it's a real movie. it opens may 5th. it's called "guardians of the galaxy volume ii." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: congratulations. i've never heard of it but congratulations. that sounds great. >> yeah, no, y

movie was -- it was pretty cool. >> jimmy: people saw it? >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what was the original, the first one called? >> the first one? >> jimmy: yeah. >> was called "guardians of the galaxy." and we've made one called "guardians of the galaxy volume ii." >> jimmy: none of this rings a bell. can i be honest with you? >> totally. >> jimmy: what is the movie about? because i don't -- >> i play a character called peter quill. he's also known as starlord. >> jimmy: okay. >> there's a hot green alien. we save the universe. there's a raccoon who has a machine gun. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> talks a lot of smack. there's a sentient tree who only knows how to say his own name. >> jimmy: are you on drugs or something? [ laughter ] >> no. >> jimmy: no? okay. >> no, i'm not. it's a really good movie. i think people are going to like it. [ cheers and applause ]

i talked to your producers. i brought a clip. like a preview. >> jimmy: oh, really. [ cheers and applause ] all right, fine. this is the trailer for what's it called? "garbly galaxy"? >> it's garbly galaxy, yes. "guardians of the galaxy volume ii." >> jimmy: here it is, what he said. >> hope you're ready. going to be here any minute. you don't know what a rifle looks like? >> it's this sort of new thing. i guess we're doing guns now, i didn't know that. ♪ >> i see it within you. fear. jealousy. betrayal. it is our duty to cleanse the universe of the weak. >> they told me you people were conceited douchebags. but that isn't true at all.

>> i'm using my wrong eye. >> put your seat belts on! >> we're saving the galaxy again? >> yep. >> awesome! ♪ you would never break the chain ♪ ♪ chain keep us together >> hi! ♪ >> sometimes the thing you're searching for your whole life was right there by your side all along. >> you're right. >> love. we're family. [ cheers and applause ]

good. you're in it? yeah. that's great. just to recap. herrera's niece has a fund-raiser at applebee's in tacoma. jeff's brother's band -- don't bother with that. [ laughter ] and chris has got a new movie about outer space. [ cheers and applause ] tonight on the show, from the rockets, james harden is here. we'll be right back with catherine zeta-jones. stick around. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i noticed it as soon as we moved into the new house. ♪ a lot of people have vertical blinds. well, if a lot of people jumped off a bridge, would you? you hungry?

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♪ >> jimmy: that's all right, "hawk" sitting in with the cletones. tonight from the houston rockets, a great player with a great beard. he is an mvp candidate for sure. james harden is here with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night on the show, alec baldwin will be with us, luke evans will be with us, we'll have music from tuxedo and on thursday adam pally and president george w. bush. not together, though. they will be here separately, individually, correct? i want to mention -- a live album. it's hank knutley. knutley in your face. it's available now. hank "the hawk" knutley. why do they call you the hawk? >> originally it started as a sex move i invented which then i adapted into a fighting style. so i've just come to be known for both of those things simultaneously.

>> jimmy: that's different from what i expected it to be. but it's a great story. >> very hank. >> jimmy: extremely hank. our first guest tonight is an oscar-winning actress married to an oscar-winning actor, together they have two lovely children, neither of whom have been nominated for anything yet but they're young. you can see her play olivia de havilland in "feud." it premieres march 5th on fx. please welcome catherine zeta-jones! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: wonderful to have you here. >> it's so -- thank you, everybody. it's so lovely. i've never sat -- >> jimmy: you've never been here before, how's it going so far? >> it's going great, really great, yeah? did you come out for the oscars? >> no, no, i didn't.

but i did watch it. >> jimmy: oh, okay. >> at home with my husband, my kids, my mom and dad. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> who were visiting. and my brother whose birthday it is today. lyndon is in the green room. >> jimmy: oh, nice. [ cheers and applause ] >> happy birthday, lyndon. it was a bit dramatic. we had a power cut in the street. we've got me and michael going, do they know it's oscar night? >> jimmy: a lot of disasters happened. we lost power and everything. >> first of all, can i just say you did a fantastic job. [ cheers and applause ] from the moment you opened i felt that i was part of the party and that continued right up until the end when everyone starts to cry. >> jimmy: right. that's nice. you did say the power went out. did you actually see it? >> no, i did see it, yeah. >> jimmy: okay. >> we saw it on our -- on the tv screen that i bought my husband to bribe him to move house. >> jimmy: oh, really. your husband is the subject of the big tv screen. i want to ask you about this, when you won the oscar, this was

2003 -- [ cheers and applause ] >> i think i hold the record of carrying the biggest jugs to the oscars. i was ten days before i gave birth to our daughter caris. >> jimmy: that's amazing. >> it was a special night. >> jimmy: had she ever watched video of her mom -- >> oh, i let her know, baby, i carried you around. when i was less pregnant they invited me to sing live with queen latifah, one of the original songs. >> jimmy: oh, right. >> which i thought was a wonderful, wonderful idea. a real honor. >> jimmy: and? >> until ten days before i was about to give birth, i'm on a hydraulic lift going up going, what the -- was i thinking? >> jimmy: yeah, it seems unwise. >> it got through it though. >> jimmy: you know what, you're -- >> it's nerve-racking. were you nervous before you did that? >> jimmy: of course i was nervous. >> it's terrifying. >> jimmy: especially if you're pregnant and on a hydraulic

lift. [ laughter ] >> yeah, pregnant on a hydraulic lift. >> jimmy: i mean, they have problems with envelopes, never mind a hydraulic lift. years later you look back on that fondly. are your kids interested in being in show business? >> they are, they are. >> jimmy: is that good? do you like that or no? >> i just -- i know it's going to be hard for them because they've got their grandfather kirk, they've got me, they have their -- they have michael. but they so inherently love it. they're good. they go to summer camp every year, they do three musicals and straight plays, they love it. i've had a wonderful life in this business. so i only -- if they want to do it, they know the hardships and the percentages of who makes it and who doesn't. so i just think that they've got -- they've got the talent. and i know that they have the drive. >> jimmy: what did your parent do for a living? >> my dad -- they're in the green room too. my dad owned a candy factory, we call them sweet factories in britain. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> and my mother was a seamstress. so i was brought one her sticking me with pins for costumes a

>> jimmy: and you you decided on your own you that want to be a performer, this kind of thing? >> i did. >> jimmy: they were supportive of it? >> they were supportive, very supportive. >> jimmy: what kind of candy did your dad make? >> hard boiled sweets, rock candy. >> jimmy: the worst ones. >> the ones that are really bad for your teeth. and the ones that give you ulcers on the roof of your mouth. >> jimmy: did they put that on the packaging? >> no, no. back then they didn't do anything. no seat belts. >> jimmy: no slogan saying "they give you ulcers on the roof of your mouth"? >> no. they say one day if you eat this you too can be on the "jimmy kimmel" show. >> jimmy: almost like having an ulcer on your mouth. when we come back, we'll talk about this project when is a highly anticipated project in which you, a movie star, play another movie star. and catherine zeta-jones is here. her show is called "feud." we'll be right back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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you know, they only made one film together. but how that happened and what happened afterwards, well, well, that was a story and a feud of biblical proportions. >> what was behind their feud? why did they hate each other so much? >> feuds are never about hate. feuds are about pain. >> jimmy: catherine zeta-jones in "feud," which premieres sunday march 5th on fx, this sunday. you're playing a movie legend, olivia dehavilland, were you even aware of her work? >> oh, yes, very much so aware of her work. she's still with us, living in france. she's six months older than my father-in-law, kirk douglas. >> jimmy: and your father-in-law

>> she turned 100 in the summer, and he just turned 100 last december. >> jimmy: unbelievable. wow. [ applause ] >> and my father-in-law knew her. my father-in-law knew all these women in that time. >> jimmy: a photograph of your father-in-law. wow. he's really whispering sweet nothings. >> i know. the little tinker. >> jimmy: did you ask him about her before you played her? >> i did. i asked him about all of them, actually. i asked him about olivia. what do you know? he went, aah, olivia. i went, oh. his wife was sitting at lunch, i said i'd leave it at that. i said, what about bette like? >> jimmy: bette davis? >> he said, she was a real broad, she said it the way it was and she didn't give a hoot what people thought. i said how was joan crawford? he said, "she was out of her [ bleep ] mind." [ cheers and applause ] okay, that's all i need to know. an

i really could sit there for hours with him. >> jimmy: i bet. >> and he's just -- the stories. you think of the hollywood system back then. boy, it was tough. you know, it's tough for women today. but it was really tough then. all those women, and men, it was tough for kirk, were thrown into this stable. they're all pitted against each other to see who would get the right role of the season, if a script was coming in. >> jimmy: you did what you were told, basically. >> you did what you were told. there were strict rules. sometimes you dated who they said because they had to feed the gossip columnists. >> jimmy: it's amazing. it really is. >> it was tough. these women were tough. my character olivia, we think of her as melanie in "gone with the wind quoefrmt." mellie to vivian leigh's scarlett o'hara. she was tough, she went up against the hollywood system, she won. then she kind of removed herself from the rat race and lived in france. met a friend of my

and been living in france. >> jimmy: she's 100 years old, which is unbelievable. >> whatever she's doing, i want some of that. >> jimmy: your husband also went through difficult times. he was forced to play matt damon's lover in the liberace movie. >> jimmy, feuds. as i said in the clip -- >> jimmy: they're not about? >> feuds are about pain. >> jimmy: they're about pain, okay. >> you have to say it twice. >> jimmy: feuds are about pain. >> wait. about pain. >> jimmy: about pain. >> that's it. that's all you have to think about. >> jimmy: i was thinking what a pain it must have been for him to be with matt damon all day long. [ laughter ] about pain. again. >> i know there's an issue with you guys. >> jimmy: was it weird when he would come home smelling like him? [ laughter ] >> no. >> jimmy: no, it wasn't? >> no, no. >> jimmy: you're a very tolerant person. >> yeah, i'm a very tolerant person. but i understand your pain. >> jimmy: yeah. well, thank you. my pain. again. thank you very much for being here. i look forward to seeing it. [ cheers and applause ]

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>> jimmy: we are back. that is nate "the hawk" knutley sitting in with the cletones. we're getting a nice view of henry here. and of course your many cans of arizona iced tea. you like that stuff, huh? >> it's my fuel. >> jimmy: no less than the great kobe bryant said if he were to choose one player to build a team around it would be this man. he is a five-time all-star from the houston rockets. he is here to visit us. he plays the clippers tomorrow. please welcome james harden. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

look at you, you're big. you're a good-looking man, i have to say. >> i appreciate that. >> jimmy: seeing you in person. >> i appreciate that. >> jimmy: i like the beard too. i think you made the right decision. it's your trademark now. you can't shave that now. >> what are you doing? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm trying to get a trademark going of my own. >> i see, i see, i see. >> jimmy: this is an interesting thing. your agent is now the general manager of the los angeles lakers. >> yes. >> jimmy: does that mean he's your agent anymore? >> it's over. >> jimmy: it's over? >> i mean, i told him that's a once in a lifetime opportunity to be the general manager of the lakers? you've got to take it. i'm happy for him. he's happy. best of luck to him. >> jimmy: do you need an agent? i would love to represent you. are you entertaining offers? having meetings? >> no, i still have an agent. >> jimmy: you do. >> yeah, she's my agent. >> jimmy: well, all right. you know, i want to ask about this, i don't know who made this deal for you.

i guess it's kind of a big deal for an athlete. [ laughter ] to be on a candy. i'm going to open this. i'm interested in the candy itself. because it really, boy, tell you what, it looks just like you. [ laughter ] >> taste it, go ahead. taste it. see how good they are. >> jimmy: it tastes like you too. [ laughter ] >> oh my god. >> jimmy: is that exciting to have your own candy? >> yeah, as kids, adults, everyone loves candy. >> jimmy: reggie jackson had his own candy bar. do you even know who reggie jackson is? >> ehh. >> jimmy: oh, no! you kids today. yankees fans are crying in new york right now. yeah. yeah, no, reggie was a baseball player. >> yeah. old school. i know who reggie jackson is. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. you don't have to know who these people are. because you're making -- well,

show, i asked him if there's one guy he'd want who would it be. and he said it was you. and you were a laker fan as a kid. [ cheers and applause ] >> coming from kobe, that's an honor. i just try to compete at a high level every night. coming from him, one of the best to ever do it, means a lot to me. >> jimmy: did you get excited when you heard he said that? had he ever said it to you personally? >> we had talks. we're really good friends. he's never told me that in person. >> jimmy: what was it like the first time you played against him? because i know he's your favorite player. what does that feel like? >> i was nervous in the beginning. then once the ball -- he had the ball, and i was guarding him, i had to try to stop him. i had no other choice. >> jimmy: you guys played in a kind of pickup game. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what is it called? >> the drew league. >> jimmy: it's here in town during the nba lockout or something? >> lockout, summertime. it's like washington park. it was a packed little small gym.

>> kids play there. he came out. i had 50 points, though. >> jimmy: how many did he have? >> um. i think he had like 40. but he hit the game winner. >> jimmy: of course he did. that's what he does. is he the most competitive guy you've played against? >> yes, for sure. for sure. he shows it on the court as well. just by his demeanor. >> jimmy: are you glad you don't have to play against him anymore? >> no, i think we all miss him. he's a legend. he >> jimmy: do you guys ever play together and play now? do you have a casual -- >> i'm in season, he doesn't want them problems anymore. >> jimmy: he doesn't want that from you? >> he's too old now. >> jimmy: you had 48 double-doubles this year. which is astonishing. do you feel like you are the mvp? the most valuable player of the league? [ cheers and applause ]

you can see how far the lakers have fallen that you're now in l.a. and people are rooting for a houston rocket. [ laughter ] but do you, inside yourself, feel like you are the most valuable player? >> yeah. yes. >> jimmy: you do? >> yes. because preseason, or before the season started they predicted us to be like 10th. and now we're 3rd. the third best record overall in the nba. you know, it just -- from last year, we barely made the playoffs. now we have an opportunity to contend for a title. >> jimmy: you don't need an agent. really it sounds like you've got it all covered yourself, this whole thing. when we come back, i want to show that you have a new shoe. >> yeah. >> jimmy: which is a very big deal. i'm sure there's people lined up somewhere sleeping in tents waiting for this thing to come out. and james harden is with us from the houston rockets. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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♪ >> jimmy: hank knutley sitting in. here's james harden on the cover of "sports illustrated."

look at that. you're on the cover of "sports illustrate illustrated". that's a big thing. reggie jackson was on the cover of "sports illustrated." [ laughter ] congratulations on that. >> thank you, appreciate that. >> jimmy: this is your new sneaker. what's the name of the sneaker? >> harden volume one. >> jimmy: harden volume one, okay. there's something special about the back of the santa anita sneaker? >> i don't know if you can see it. >> jimmy: i can't. i was told it was there. >> it's on every -- all of my shoes. it's literally right here. it's my grandma's birthday and my mom's birthday. >> jimmy: that's great. will your mom and grandma wear these shoes? >> my mom wears them. my grandma's not here anymore. but my mom wears them. >> jimmy: she does, she wears your men's sneakers? >> i mean, she has to represent her son. >> jimmy: yes, she does. [ cheers and applause ] you're from l.a. when you come back, you're playing the clippers, do you get a lot of people asking for tickets and wanting to see you? >> a lot of people. >> jimmy: how many people? what's the number? >> like 50.

tickets. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you don't give them tickets? >> i've got to limit my tickets. >> jimmy: even the family members? >> no, family members for sure come to the game. especially our last time playing in l.a. was the first game of the season. so people miss me and they want to come see me play. >> jimmy: right, yeah. do you have to hang out with them afterwards or is it all work, all business? >> no, hang out. >> jimmy: can they get on the plane, allowed to fly back to houston? >> my mom wanted to get on the team plane coming to l.a. >> jimmy: she did? >> but i had to cancel that trip. [ laughter ] literally attached to the hip. >> jimmy: is that a rule, no moms on the team plane? >> no moms, time to focus. she understands. >> you should have a special -- on mother's day maybe you guys have all the moms on the team plane. >> no way. [ laughter ] that's chaos. >> jimmy: well, it's very good to have you. are you ready for tomorrow night? >> yeah, of course. >> jimmy: are the clippers a team you fear? >> yeah! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i know you fear them, but i'm asking him if he fears them. >> we don't fear anyone.

well, it's very good to see you. [ cheers and applause ] congratulations on everything. you are having an unbelievable season. the houston rockets play the clippers tomorrow. the adidas harden volume one grayvy is in stores tomorrow. and we'll be right back with music from hank "the hawk" knutley. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: this is his new live album. it's called "knutley in your face." it comes out next week. here making his television debut -- is that -- it seems like there's like late x there. and it seems like -- is this beard like a stick-on -- and is this mustache -- [ cheers and applause ] oh, my goodness. oh, my stars. it's john mayer.

john. i don't understand. this is not like you. why would you do this? >> it's just that ed sheeran's just killing it right now. i thought maybe if i played a different person i could get another chance to make it. >> jimmy: oh, john, come on, now. ed's great and all but you're great too. and everybody loves you. you don't need to pretend to be somebody else. [ cheers and applause ] >> really? >> jimmy: really. you just have to be yourself. and i think i speak on behalf of everyone when i say, we will all embrace you. [ cheers and applause ] now come on, why don't you get out of that silly costume and play some guitar for us? >> all right. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh my goodness, unbelievable, wow! tickets for his tour go on sale this week. there's the ep right there, "the search for everything: wave two," the full length album

here with the song "still feel like your man," the artist formerly known as hank knutley, john mayer! ♪ i still feel like your man ♪ i still feel like your man ♪ i still feel ♪ i still feel like ♪ i still feel like your man ♪ ♪ the prettiest girl in the room she wants me ♪ ♪ i know because she told me so she says come over ♪ ♪ i'd like to get to know you but i just don't think i can ♪ ♪ 'cause i still feel like your man still feel like your man

still feel like your man ♪ ♪ still feel like your man i still feel like your man ♪ ♪ i still keep your shampoo in my shower in case you wanna wash your hair ♪ ♪ and i know that you probably found yourself some more somewhere ♪ ♪ but i do not really care 'cause as long as it is there ♪ ♪ i still feel like your man still feel like your man still feel like your man still feel like your man ♪ ♪ i still feel like your man

♪ your man your man ♪ still like the letters in your name and how they feel babe ♪ ♪ still think i'm never gonna find another you still like to leave the party early ♪ ♪ and go home babe and dontcha know babe i'd rather sit here on my own and be alone babe ♪ ♪ 'cause i still feel like your man still feel like your man still feel like your man ♪ ♪ still feel like your man i still feel like your man ♪ ♪ i still feel like your n

still feel like your man still feel like your man ♪ ♪ i still feel like ♪ i still feel like ♪ i still feel like ♪ i still ♪ i still do ♪ i still feel like your man [ cheers and applause ] ♪

this is "nightline." >> tonight. what happened in vegas? a mother of two found dead. her husband questioned. >> he was agitated, making threats to hurt herself. >> at first it was ruled a suicide, but her family wasn't buying it. they conducted their own investigation. >> what do you think? what makes sense? he killed her. >> with a million-dollar insurance policy involved, the new evidence police say points to foul play. plus the making of erika jayne. she's gone from pop star to reality star to "dancing with the stars." but before she was living the high life on "real housewives of beverly hills" -- >> i don't like bull [ bleep ]. and i think that's what you are. >> erika jayne was just a shy girl with big draeldeams. >> i was hid