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>> cleto: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" game night! tonight, owen wilson. julius randle. plus, zach lavine and jamal crawford. now, at the buzzer, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: welcome, lovers of basketball. a special friday night nba pregame show. tonight from cleveland, ohio, the warriors versus cavaliers in game four of the nba finals. for the cavaliers, it's win or go on vacation. the cavs, it was such a brutal
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loss, the whole team went hiking in the woods with hillary clinton yesterday. the odds aren't in their favor. no team has ever come back from a 3-0 deficit in the nba finals. even tom brady was like, i don't know, guys, i don't think so. cleveland's chance of winning is a very long shot. ironically, the only person who could make it, it's steph curry. and it would be a huge disappointment for abc, having only four games. they pay the same amount, it's like halfway through "the bachel bachelorette," if rachel gave up and went on tinder. and lebron james became the first person ever to move back to cleveland. [ applause ] thank you. if you've been following the team on social media, something mysterious happened after game
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three. j.r. smith tweeted, cavs in seven. which got thousands of retweets, and it got the fans excited. the only problem is, he claims he didn't tweet that. he says his account was hacked. for real. it would be the first hacker ever to hack in and post words of encouragement. i don't know. maybe he -- maybe he thought he was writing cavs in seven on his vision board, but wrote it on twitter instead. but there is a lot on the line tonight for both teams. the winner gets trophies, and rings, but they also get kevin durant next season. he got 31 points in game three, a big, key three-pointer at the end. he joined the warriors in the off-season, and he's been a big reason for their success this year. and the rumor is he's willing to take less money
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take another title run last year. he's willing to play for just $32 million just to play at golden state, which i think is heroic. i really do. [ applause ] i hope they use that extra $3 million to build a statue of him. but there are other ways to make money off the court, like this. >> chicago's original mr. submarine. >> ladies, let's have a party. >> jimmy: i miss that. it's time to party. the sad thing is, because of these huge contracts, you don't see those types of commercials much anymore. so, we teamed up with julius randle of the lakers, and found a store that seemed like it could use some om
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the result is a return to the golden age of athletes in local ads. >> hi, i'm julius randle. when i want to rock it at home, i head to the l.a. rocking chair store. let's go inside. "l.a. magazine" named it the best rocking chair store in 2004, just 13 years ago, and you're about so see why. here's the manager, rowena. they have so many chairs, my butt doesn't know where to start. let's do it. these rockers rule. these rockers rule. these rockers rule. >> we also carry the presidential rocking chair. >> these rock my world. so, if you're ready to rock, get on down to the l.a. rocking chair store! [ cheers and applause ]
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the only rocking chair store located at 304 south liberty avenue. >> remember, at the l.a. rocking chair store, all sales are final. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, julius. we're going to take a time-out, but we have a great prank by zach lavine, and a great guest, owen wilson. so, stay with us. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] lding yo? break through your allergies. try new flonase sensimist allergy relief instead of allergy pills. it's more complete allergy relief in a gentle mist experience you'll barely feel. using unique mistpro technology, new flonase sensimist delivers a gentle mist to help block six key inflammatory substances that cause your symptoms. most allergy pills only block one. and six is greater than one. new flonase sensimist changes everything.
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with mandy moore, jarrod carmichael, and i go word for word with the kid who won the scripps national spelling bee. that's later on. our first guest tonight gives voice to the most celebrated talking car since "knight rider." in "cars 3." >> wait, is that the simulator? >> oh, yes. lightning mcqueen, i would like to introduce you to the multimillion dollar xl 24 gts mark "z." >> the xdl et cetera. >> he wishes he had this
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>> jimmy: please welcome owen wilson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> how are you? >> jimmy: very good to see you. this is our basketball special. did you play basketball, do you play basketball? >> i didn't -- i was okay at horse, but -- not a great basketball player. you know what game i'm really good at, is that bean bag toss. cornhole. >> jimmy: yeah. i've played that game. >> it's a great game. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what's your technique on that? >> i used to do it this way, but then i found it yourself supposed to give it a flick of the wrist. something with the torque. but i feel like the name has kept that game from
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it's not a game you want to brag that i'm unbeatable at cornhole. what are you doing this weekend? play a little cornhole? >> jimmy: not a game you can play with the kids, really. how old are your kids? you have two sons. >> 6 and 3. >> jimmy: are they into sports? >> yes. >> jimmy: which ones? >> ford is into karate and the martial arts. he was watching "the karate kid" and it was fun to see him into it. it's great, because it teaches them respect and discipline. i was at one of ford's little classes where the sensei asked them, what is your best tool for self-defense? and ford raised his hand, got called
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he says, an ax. and the guy thought he said ask, like ask your parents for help? and he said, no, an ax. he said, it's our voice to scream for help. and ford was like, better than an ax? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: ford seems like a bright kid. i think an ax is definitely better. are the boys impressed by the fact that their father is lightning mcqueen? >> yeah, i kind of feel like they should be more excited. >> jimmy: it's never what it should be. >> like, this is my "fast and furious." let's gets so some energy going here. i think part of the problem is, i'm not 100% sure they believe me, this is dad's thing, he likes to pretend he's this
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i honestly think that's part of it. okay, let's let dad have his fun. kachow, you're lightning mcqueen. >> jimmy: my daughter, not only does she like him, we have to call her lightning mcqueen. maybe we should have a kid swap. i would say, i don't know who she is, either jane or lightning. i'll say, like, hey, we got to wash your hands. she'll say, they're not hands, they're wheels. i'm lightning. in fact, yesterday, i'm not making this up, i make her pancakes. she's demanding lightning mcqueen. this is the pancake on the screen i made her. i squirted it out on a thing. >> it took me a second to get oriented. but is it edible?
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>> jimmy: no, it's edible food coloring. and her mood shifted right to that. >> your comments are valuable, but let me continue. >> jimmy: be quiet, dad, i'm trying to eat my pancake. we're excited about this, we're going to the premiere, at disneyland. do they have a movie theater there? >> i know they have cars land, so maybe they'll show it on a drive-in type theater. >> jimmy: that will be a lot of fun. i know your kids don't care at all about what you're up to, but my daughter is very excited about your career as lightning mcqueen. if you want to come over for breakfast, that would blow her mind. very goo
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wilson. "cars 3" opens june 16th. we'll be back with jamal crawford and zach lavine! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [vo] what made secretariat the greatest racehorse who ever lived? of course he was strong... ...intelligent. ...explosive. but the true secret to his perfection... was a heart, twice the size of an average horse. we come into this world needi♪ others. then we are told it's braver to go it alone. ♪
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jamal crawford, you guys are good friends, right? >> yes. >> that's my boy. or at least i thought. >> jimmy: zach asked jamal to appear in a psa for his charity. the name of the charity is -- >> children without hoverboards. >> jimmy: my cousin sal set up a shoot for a fake charity called children without hoverboards. jamal showed up for what he thought was a good cause. which turns out was not good at all. >> at all. ♪ >> cousin sal here with zach lavine. who is about to play a horrible prank on his friend jamal crawford. >> it's going
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>> tom lennon helping us out. >> guys, guys, everybody is supposed to be in these. hang on. come on, guys. >> hospital shoes? >> guys, if you come out, please put the booties on. everyone is seeing this? i don't want to do this again. okay, cool. action, jafar. jamal, sorry. >> every 30 seconds in this country, a child goes without a hoverboard. we're the richest nation on earth, and this shouldn't happen. >> this was fantastic. can you turn as if you didn't know the camera was there? >> for sure. >> you're not on a sound stage, you're in a real place? just turn crazy fast. >> okay. >> and -- action, jamal! >> hi. i'm jamal
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>> cut. >> i can't -- it will be a wipe later, but just come out and be like -- can you get any lower, jamal? that's perfect. that's perfect. as slow as you can come up and in. ready? action. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> hi. i'm l.a. clippers shooting guard jamal crawford. >> ten times faster. >> eight times faster. >> every 30 seconds in this country, a child goes without a hoverboard. it's hoveriffic. >> just do 20, just make them different. we call this wild hoveriffics. >> it's
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it's hoveriffic. >> are we sure it's not horrific? let's get both. like, super down. spin, spin, all way around, a full 360. >> all right. two spins. >> right. >> all right. it's hoveriffic. it's horrific. >> it's working good, super tight on your eyes, i just want the little -- watery. so do you mind if i assist a little bit? can i get one of those altoids? ready? really good. that's great. now. >> it's hoveriffic.
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[ laughter ] >> hi, i'm l.a. clippers shooting guard jamal crawford. >> i'm crying. >> it's hoveriffic. it's horrific. >> okay, we can bring in the kids now. can we get the kids now, please? and kids, skate, fast. jamal, can you turn, too, just in case -- >> spin? >> as smooth as possible. >> counterclockwise. >> me, too? >> no. guys! >> i'm sorry. jamal, i'm sorry. >> no, no -- we're here for the kids, as long as they're a
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>> whatever they need to be all right. >> one more time, and then everybody can lie down if they have to. spin, spin, spin. jamal? >> oh, spin. >> there's probably music playing here. and show that there's music in your body a little bit. >> where is zach at? >> he's starting to get annoyed. >> stunt team, we'll get jamal in the rig. >> say what? >> i don't know if this is part of my contract. >> it's so easy. >> i think i'll get in trouble for this. >> for going in the air? >> i've try today be a good sport, but i'm sorry, i can't do that. >> if i do it, will you do it? it's so safe and easy. ready? >> he is a do it all type of
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>> if one of the kids do it, will you be less scared? >> in my contract, i can't do that. there's a bunch of things i can't do. >> jet skis are incredibly dangerous. >> you'll be in and out in 90 seconds. >> i can't do that. >> what the hell are you doing? who are these kids, man? >> you didn't know about this? >> what are you doing? >> we're doing hoverboards. kids that don't have hoverboards. >> they had me put tears in my eyes. jumping. >> i thought this was a psa for kids. >> it is for under privileged kids. >> the wrong shoot. >> the wrong shoot? >> i just got here. they got jimmy kimmel watching this, like, what the hell is going on? [ cheers and applause ]
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>> i promise, only for zach. he's mean to the kids. i'm like, if he says something else to the kids, i'm going to say something to him. you're not even here. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: zach lavine and jamal crawford, you're a very good sport. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ sarah is a fifth-grade teacher. when it comes to molding young minds, nobody does it better. she also builds her own fighting robots. destroy. but when it comes to mortgages, she's less confident. fortunately for sarah, there's rocket mortgage by quicken loans. it's simple, so she can understand the details and be sure she's getting the right mortgage.
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>> if there is, he won't ever know. >> jimmy: if something happens, just know, you deserved it. thank you both very much. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time with him. we have a new show later, with mandy moore and jerrod carmichael. but first, it's game four of the nba finals on abc! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> are we still filming?
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five, four, three, two, one -- ♪ i got ♪ i got >> there is no more time. tonight, the crown will either be reclaimed or remain in the hands of the king. we are all witnesses. the warriors are one game away from playoff perfection. and the completion of a season-long journey to redemption. >> kevin durant from downtown. and golden state takes the lead. a crushing loss for the cavs. the warriors take a 3-0 lead in these finals. >> been a long season, and you hate for it to end this way. >> uneasy lies
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