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>> jimmy: i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for joining us right here on a special night. you join us on what is hands down our wettest show of the year. our most beloved summer tradition happens tonight. directly behind our theater we have erected this beautiful above-ground swimming pool. it cost us more than $40 million to build this. and it was worth every penny. [ laughter ] because tonight we're going to grab random people off the street, ask them to disrobe and do a belly flop on television for you. it is our 11th annual -- [ cheers and applause ] -- pedestrian belly flop competition. it started back in 2006. and from time to time people ask me why a belly flop contest every year? and to those people i say, mom, go to bed, we're doing this. [ laughter ] my cousin sal is out on hollywood boulevard right now. sal, are the streets full of bellies and hopeful floppers

some flat ones. we've got everything for you. >> jimmy: good. let's meet some of them, then. >> here's a big one. >> jimmy: all right. okay. [ applause ] what's your name? >> cesar. >> jimmy: cesar, where are you from? >> lodi, california. >> jimmy: what do you do for a living? >> i drive a forklift. >> jimmy: you drive a forklift. >> yes. >> jimmy: i've always wanted to drive a forklift. is it fun? >> pretty fun, yeah. pretty fun. >> jimmy: do you ever pick up your co-workers' cars and move them around in the park lot? >> i haven't got there yet but i'm trying to, man. >> jimmy: something to shoot for. would you be willing to take off your clothes, put on a slightly used bathing suit and jump in our pool? >> yeah. i'll do it just for you. >> jimmy: all right. come on through, then, cesar. [ cheers and applause ] that's exciting. i think we already know who's going to win. [ laughter ] who else do we have out there, cousin sal? >> come on in. >> hi. >> jimmy: oh, hi, how are you? >> good. how are you? >> jimmy: what's your name? >> brittany. >> jimmy: brittany. you don't look like you have

much of a belly there to do flopping with. do you think you can do this? >> yeah, i hope so. >> jimmy: this is a competition you feel like you can actually win? >> yeah, maybe. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> spokane, washington. >> jimmy: oh, spokane, washington. what do you do up there in spokane? >> i work at a tanning salon. i do spray tans. >> jimmy: oh, that's perfect for this, then. >> yeah. i guess. >> jimmy: you come on through also. all right. just send those through right there, cousin sal. [ cheers and applause ] hey, cesar. how are you doing? round up a few more and we'll check back in. >> you got it. >> jimmy: we'll make a whole night of this. hey, president trump began the day with a tweet apparently. he has a twitter account. did you know this? [ laughter ] this morning he tweeted just out of the blue, "the white house is functioning perfectly, focused on health care, tax cuts, reform and many other things. i have very little time for watching tv." [ laughter ] sorry.

why would he specifically mention that he doesn't have time for tv? i think i know why. i was thinking about it. yesterday there was a report that he was holed up all day watching tv while the whole thing with his son was going on. i bet he saw that on tv. [ laughter ] and then had to tweet to let us know he isn't watching tv, he doesn't have any time to watch tv. one thing president trump definitely did watch was his son junior's interview with sean hannity last night on fox news. trump said his son was open, transparent, and innocent. which that's three lies in four words. that's a new -- that's 75 -- that's a new record. [ cheers and applause ] little donald was on fox news last night for an old-fashioned sean hannity reacharound. and i guess his goal was to put a positive spin on this meeting with the russian who he believed or hoped had damaging information on hillary clinton during the campaign. but he still doesn't seem to understand what's wrong with what he did. >> again, i didn't know there

i didn't know if there was anything behind it. i can't vouch for the information. someone sent me an e-mail. i can't help what someone sends me. you know? i read it. i responded accordingly. >> jimmy: right. what's he supposed to do? i mean, when like a nigerian prince says he's going to transfer $30 million in your account, you give him the number to your account. [ laughter ] unless you're some kind of an idiot. [ laughter ] by the way, everyone's focused on donald jr. let's not forget the son-in-law jared kushner, the campaign chairman paul manafort, they also went to that meeting. they didn't just wander in. this was not long after trump locked up the nomination. i'm sure they were busy, but they blocked time out to go to a meeting with a russian lawyer none of them knew or had ever heard of. meanwhile, poor djtj is taking all the heat for this. [ laughter ] i wanted to see if i could start djtj as a thing. [ laughter ] let me try it again. meanwhile, poor djtj is taking all the heat for this. [ cheers and applause ]

i like djtj a lot. i was very proud of myself when i thought of that earlier. well, donald trump has sean spicer spinning things for him. donald trump jr. is now getting help from sean spicer jr. >> quiet, please. thank you for coming. i'm here to clear up some poop you've been pooping about donald trump jr. first, donald jr. would never meet with some russian lawyer lady because everyone knows ladies have cooties. and -- [ flatulence noise ] thank you. [ applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, shorty spice.

oh, hey, how are you doing? [ cheers and applause ] calm down. this is not a strip club. everybody relax. [ laughter ] all right. back to the hannity interview. it wasn't exactly hard-hitting. it was more like soft rubbing in a way. but hannity did at least have the sense to ask if this meeting with the russian was a one-time thing. >> did you ever meet with any other person from russia that you know of? >> i don't even know. i've probably met with other people from russia. >> certainly not in the campaign. >> not in the context of actually a formalized meeting or anything like that. because why would i? >> jimmy: i may have met with them but not in the context of a meeting. sometimes i had lunch with them but not in the context of a meal. and one time we may have had sex but we only touched ourselves. there was no interaction between us. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] there have been no reports. thus far we don't know that he met with other russians. we decided to do some research ourselves. we don't just sit on our hands waiting around for news to

happen. we went around town today to ask russians living here in l.a. if they ever had a meeting with donald trump jr. >> have you ever met with this guy? >> no, i didn't saw him before. >> you've never seen him? >> no. sorry. >> have you met with this guy? >> no. i haven't. >> you never had a meeting with him? >> no. >> have you ever met with this guy? >> no. >> have you ever met with this guy? >> no. >> if he asked to meet with you, would you meet with him? >> i think no. >> would you meet with this guy? >> no. >> have you met with him? >> i try to say. it's hard to say. >> it's hard to say. so you may have sat down and had a meeting with him? >> for what reason? >> i don't know. you tell me. >> you wouldn't date him? >> no. no. >> do you think he's good-looking? >> mm, little bit. >> he's a good man. >> he's a good man? >> nice guy, good man, from good family. but what gonna happen life show you. i don't know what to say.

>> did putin tell you to say that? >> putin? excuse me. i'm far away from putin. 30 years i'm without putin. >> do you want to say good-bye to him? >> good-bye. >> do you want to give him a kiss? >> no, i don't think so. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: okay. we whittled it down. meanwhile, at the staples center here in l.a. floyd mayweather and conor mcgregor are going to fight on august 26th in las vegas. it's a boxing match, which means -- mcgregor's not a boxer. he fights in the ufc. he's going to have to keep his feet to himself. it will really be an interesting fight. but this was some press conference. guillermo was there on an important assignment. was it tense? >> guillermo: very tense, jimmy. >> jimmy: it was very tense. so guillermo was able to score two exclusives. this boxing exclusivo with floyd mayweather and conor mcgregor. ♪ >> guillermo: hey, you guys. mayweather. >> mayweather. mayweather. what's up? talk to me.

to ask you a question. >> ask it. >> guillermo: okay. hey. who will win in a fight, you or rocky iii? >> who's rocky iii? >> guillermo: remember rocky iii? >> he lost to clubber lang in "rocky 3." he lost. >> guillermo: he did? >> but then he also won. he came back and won. >> guillermo: he won. he's a winner like you. >> he lost then he win then he lose, then he win. who will win? i don't know. >> guillermo: mayweather, all america wants to know, what happened if you have to go to the bathroom with those -- wearing gloves? >> i'm just going to pee on myself. >> guillermo: yeah? [ laughter ] >> i'll pee on myself. it's just like sweating. >> guillermo: me too. people won't know the difference. >> they won't know the difference. just pee. >> guillermo: i'll give you a hug for good luck. thank you, mayweather. >> thank you. >> guillermo: hey, my friend. >> whatever you want to do. what's up, jimmy? >> guillermo: conor, i have a very important question.

>> careful on the suit! >> guillermo: all right. sorry. i have a very important question. they say mexicans and ireland are the same because they like two things. can you tell me which things they are? >> fighting and [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] [ applause ] we love latinos. >> guillermo: let me give you a hug. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well done. thank you, guillermo. some very hard-hitting questions. oh, look at this. here come the rest of our belly floppers. yes, belly floppers. welcome. come on through. hi, everybody. how are you doing? seems like too many. all right. there we go. we have to take a break. when we come back, we've got a pool full of water. we've got a panel of celebrity judges. and we've got a dozen half naked people. so when we return, our 11th annual pedestrian belly flop competition. [ cheers and applause ]

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there. welcome back to the show. adam carolla, jacob batalon and music from the kills is coming. right now it is time for our 11th annual pedestrian belly flop competition. let's go live to our official belly flop pool with our official belly flop security guard. guillermo, how's the water? have you tested the water yourself? >> guillermo: yes, jimmy, it is nice and warm. >> jimmy: it's nice and warm. let's meet our expert panel of judges. first up a 12-time olympic medalist in swimming. ryan lochte is here with us. ryan. [ cheers and applause ]

los angeles, should belly flopping be an official event? >> yes. 100%. >> jimmy: and ryan, have you ever belly flopped? do you even have a belly on you? i'm not sure you do. >> i've got a little belly. >> jimmy: all right. very good. ryan lochte is here. our next judge is a model, actress, recording artist. you read a lot about her on bossup. say hello to amber rose. [ cheers and applause ] amber, you have the absolute perfect hairstyle for a pool-related event. it's like you're already wearing a swim cap. >> i came prepared. >> jimmy: you did come prepared. and finally, in the anchor position, businessman slash entrepreneur, he happens to be one of the "shark tank" sharks. damon john. damon, hello. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: damon, would it be inappropriate for someone to pitch you a product during this competition? >> absolutely. >> jimmy: it would. all right. then i won't.

flopper number one, who is cesar. we met him on the street just moments ago. hello there, cesar. how are you? >> pretty good. pretty good. >> jimmy: cesar, you're a big fellow. >> yes, i am. >> jimmy: and i do believe the judges will handicap this because -- it is funny that your parents named you after a salad. [ laughter ] all right, cesar. >> ready? >> jimmy: we've got to have a big splash. we want -- we would like to see those judges soaking wet after you hit the pool. are you ready to do this? >> ready. >> jimmy: let's have a countdown, please. guillermo. >> guillermo: three, two, one! >> jimmy: and here comes cesar. [ cheers and applause ] all right. let's take a look at the -- wow. cesar has so much more hair on his back than i realized. ryan, you give cesar what score? a 9. very good. [ cheers and applause

amber, you give cesar a 10. [ cheers and applause ] damon. also a 10. that's 29 points. [ cheers and applause ] cesar, you did very, very well. how do you feel about that flop? >> pretty good, man. >> jimmy: i don't know that there's any water left in the pool. >> i don't think so. >> jimmy: all right. enjoy this hot dog. thank you very much. [ laughter ] time to take a look at your competition. let's meet our next flopper, who is brittany. hello, brittany. >> hi. >> jimmy: brittany, that is a spray tan you have right now. >> a little bit, yeah. >> jimmy: okay. very good. brittany, what were you supposed to be doing tonight? >> just walking around hollywood. that's about it. >> jimmy: well, you know what? you can keep the bikini and keep walking around after this. >> i don't think so. it's going to -- >> jimmy: brittany, are you ready to belly flop? >> i am. >> jimmy: is that ring rustproof in your navel? >> oh. yeah. i think so. >> jimmy: guillermo's going to count you down. guillermo, begin the counting. >> guillermo: three, two, one! [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: let's take a look at the replay here. i do want the judges to keep in mind that brittany weighs like 75 pounds. [ laughter ] ryan lochte, you begin. ryan gives brittany a 9. ryan. wait a minute. you do know there are other numbers in that thing, right? >> yes, i do. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i know you spend a lot of time underwater. i don't know what's going on. all right. amber rose. amber gives brittany a 10! amber, same note as i gave ryan just moments ago. >> she's a girl. i'm going to give all the girls 10s. >> jimmy: okay. very good. and finally, damon gives -- oh, he gives brittany an 8. [ boos ] well, the audience doesn't like it. but damon, you are used to giving harsh criticism and judgment. and br

i mean, listen, cesar's a big fellow. you had a big hill to climb there. but very well done. please enjoy that hot dog. and i want to -- we have one more flopper for this segment. and it is who, guillermo? who is this gentleman? what is your name, sir? >> richard. >> jimmy: richard, where are you from? >> el paso, texas. >> jimmy: what were you doing, richard, when we pulled you off the street? what were you up to? >> i wasn't doing anything. my wife volunteered me for this. >> jimmy: your wife volunteered you. >> and my girls said no, daddy, don't do it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: richard, have you always had very little in the way of body hair? >> yeah. >> jimmy: okay. well, you know, you're perfectly aerodynamic for this event. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you have -- guillermo, rub his stomach for good lk and tell me if -- >> guillermo: oh, my god. it's soft, jimmy. >> jimmy: it feels like a sea lion, yes? >> guillermo: very soft. yeah. >> jimmy: you have to have a perfect score to beat cesar here, richard. >> that's going to be tough. >> jimmy: here we go. let's count you down. guillermo.

>> guillermo: three, two, one! >> jimmy: and -- let's look at the replay because i feel like maybe richard got most of this in his mouth. oh, yeah. [ laughter ] all right. let's go to our judges. ryan. ryan gives him a 10! ryan's now overreacting to my notes. amber. amber gives richard a 10! and damon. it's going to be up to you to add some common sense into this particular endeavor. 10! [ cheers and applause ] richard, i don't know how it happened. you didn't pay the judges off, did you? >> no. >> jimmy: you didn't. all right. well, you're in the lead right now. there you go. you get three hot dogs for your perfect score. we'll have more bellies and flops as the show continues. i feel like the integrity of the sport has been compromised. i really do. we have a great show tonight. we have music from the kills. from "spider-man: homecoming" jacob batalon is here.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are smack dab in the middle of our 11th annual belly flop competition. we'll select a winner later on in the show. tonight from "spider-man homecoming" jacob batalon is here. he plays peter parker's buddy, ned. then their album, this is it right here. it's called "ash and ice." the kills from the mercedes-benz stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night curtis "50 cent" jackson will be here, an insane rock climber named alex honnold will join us, and we'll have music from tlc featuring snoop dogg. tlc meets thc tomorrow night on the

you know, in some countries our first guest and i would be legally married. that's how far we go back. he's the number one most downloaded podcaster in the world, and now he's sharing his secrets with a podcast master class. please say hello to adam carolla. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ you know, you've been on the show 51 times, and every time you've had that same towel around your neck. i hope you never throw it in. i hope you have it forever. >> thank you, james. >> jimmy: how's the summer going so far? everything good? >> it's hot. i don't like it. and i live in the san fernando valley, where it's really hot. and i don't know if we have any weathermen watching this show, but -- >> jimmy: a lot of them do. >> a lot of weathermen?

>> jimmy: you know what? dallas rains here locally always watches he told me the show. so go ahead and speak if you -- >> all right, dallas, you [ bleep ]. i'm sorry. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: don't attack dallas. >> this isn't going to go the way you thought it was going to go. i wake up every day in the san fernando valley, i turn on the radio, i turn on the news, and i hear the weather report, and they always start with that gd malibu. oh, the high in malibu today 71 degrees. and i go oh, boy, maybe i should bring a cardigan. it's going to be cool. [ laughter ] then they go from malibu to l.a.x. l.a.x., checking in 79. and i go, okay, it's getting warmer, it's not that hot yet. then they go to a place called the civic center. i don't know where that is. i've lived here my entire life. there's a place called the civic center. i don't know what goes on there. but they're checking in constantly. [ laughter ] it's just a building with a huge thermometer on it. what's going on here? 88. it's 88. good. that's enough. we don't do anything here. they go to the civic center. 88 degrees.

i go all right. but we still haven't cracked 90 yet. sounds like a pretty good day. san fernando valley. 107. [ laughter ] adam's house, 121. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's not -- >> dallas rains, out. >> jimmy: it's not dallas's fault that it's hot where you live. you take it up with him personally. you are going -- and i still don't understand what's going on. hopefully you can explain it. are you testifying in front of congress? >> i am. >> jimmy: why are you testifying? what have you done? >> nothing. not yet. i don't know. they asked me to come there and speak on free speech. >> jimmy: who asked for this? >> this one dude. [ laughter ] i don't know. they. congress. >> jimmy: are you sure you're not being set up? is there -- >> oh, yeah. maybe it's going to be one of those stings where they go, free cockfight for raiders fans and everyone who shows up at the coliseum gets arrested. [ laughter ] oh, my god. i have missed a few child

maybe you're on to something. >> jimmy: you've got to be careful. >> i'm going and i'm speaking for free speech. and i'm not qualified at all to do that. but i thought there were some things i would like to get to while i had all the ears of the congress. >> jimmy: to address congress. >> yeah. i actually wrote down a few. >> jimmy: oh, you did? okay. good. >> if you don't mind. >> jimmy: okay. >> again, i don't know a lot about free speech, but as long as i have all those dignitaries in front of me who could actually enact some change -- >> jimmy: you have to promise me you're really going to mention some of this stuff. >> you guys, i have five. you guys pick the one you need me to mention. >> jimmy: all right. >> sylvester stallone's "cobra" should be required viewing for all law enforcement personnel. i just think we'd be living in a better country. >> jimmy: okay. as instruction or -- >> crime is a disease. he was the cure. >> jimmy: he was the cure. >> would you like to be cured? if you had cancer right now and stallone could cure you. >> jimmy: sure.

>> push and pull should no longer start with the same two letters. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: excellent point. >> i walk fast but i read slow. that's a dangerous combo when i'm coming up at the diner. you know what i mean? [ cheers and applause ] i walk -- yeah, we're going to replace push with yank. >> jimmy: okay. >> no, pull with yank. sorry. >> jimmy: now you've even made it worse. i'm glad we worked this out before you get to congress. >> all right. it should be the civic duty of every male over 6'1" to whiz in the sink while shaving. think of the millions of gallons of water -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. >> this one i'm pretty serious about. i would like to hold the terror chart, the color chart alert type thing replaced with an easy to follow baldwin brothers terror alert chart. >> jimmy: how would they rank?

>> jimmy: okay. >> alec is elevated. stephen is high. daniel severe. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's good. >> this is the one i'm really rooting for but i don't want to sway the vote. new guidelines for measuring the penis. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what were the old guidelines? >> very confusing. a lot of harry caray with a ruler trying to get the extra millimeters and whatnot. i'm going to put it all to bed. super straight forward. you measure center of the anus. [ laughter ] hear me out. hear me out. hold on. center of the anus to just past the tip. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i think that's the one. we're going to take a break. adam carolla is here. we'll be right back. ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's our belly flop competition. the judges, i'm sure they're going to give scores eventually but really who cares. adam, so tell me what's going on here. you are going to be teaching a master class on podcasting. >> yes. >> jimmy: people can go to your website and sign u

>> jimmy: how much does it cost to learn to be a podcaster? >> well, you can't put a price on it. [ laughter ] but if you did it would be $85. >> jimmy: and then you will teach them what exactly? >> i will instruct them for six full hours on a saturday -- >> jimmy: for real? >> -- in irvine. yes. it was a little daunting when i was thinking of how much time i would spend on stage. then i realized i used to teach comedy traffic school. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> that's right. at let us amuse you traffic school. l-e-t-t-u-c-e traffic school. see, it's funny, right? you're already laughing. >> jimmy: it's ridiculous because it wasn't food-related, was it? >> no. >> jimmy: so there was no reason for them to use the word "lettuce" in there. >> no. they could have used broccolini. oh, no, wait. that wouldn't have made sense. >> jimmy: that would have made even less sense. so you will teach people how to do a podcast or how to make money from a podcast or all of the above or what? >> yes. all of the above is going to be

>> jimmy: and hopefully as a result of your reference we will have more podcasts, which is just what this country needs. >> yes. >> jimmy: because we're running dangerously low on those right now. >> yeah. there's only like 785,000 podcasts to listen to right now, and we need -- what hollywood really needs is a whole group of people who are inspired to create even when they have no talent. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we need more of that. >> we do. >> jimmy: i also want to mention the 24-hour war. this is your -- a documentary that you made, which has 100% on rotten tomatoes. did you know that? [ cheers and applause ] for auto racing fans. tell a little bit about what that's about. >> "24-hour war" is ford versus ferrari at le mans, the biggest race in the world. actually, it's kind of a good story. and why anyone who's out there who's an ass should stay the course because ferrari was sort of an ass and ford was going to buy ferrari and at the last moment ferrariic

of his office and said hit the bricks henry ford ii or whoever, edsel, whoever it was. and ford went back to dearborn and he said screw that guy, i'm going to build a race car and we're going to beat them at le mans. thus the gt-40 ford was created from that. also lamborghini was created because ferrari was a [ bleep ]. he threw him out of his office too. and he went screw you, no more building tractors, i'm building world-class race cars, supercars. and that's why we have those two. so everyone calls me an ass all the time but look at all the great art you create. >> jimmy: yeah. the world runs on spite. [ applause ] adamcarolla.com. you can sign up for his master class on podcasting and "the 24-hour war." we'll be right back with jacob batalon. ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: richard won. richard is our champion. i feel like this was fixed somehow. all right. our next guest tonight is america's favorite movie teenager. he plays peter parker's very funny best friend ned in "spider-man: homecoming." >> are you an avenger? >> yeah. basically. you can't tell anybody about this. you've got to keep it a secret. >> i'll level with you. i don't think i can keep this a secret. this is the craziest thing that's ever happened to me. >> i'm going to take this back to school tomorrow. okay? >> great. >> can you spit venom? >> no. >> can you summon spiders? >> no. >> do you know him too?

>> jimmy: "spider-man: homecoming" is in theaters now. please welcome jacob batalon. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ when i saw you in the movie, i said, we've got to get that kid on the show. >> jimmy, thank you so much for having me. this is crazy. oh, my god. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: by the way, how did you wind up in "spider-man" in the first place? >> i was going to film school, and my manager at the time had put me up for a self-tape which was called "an untitled marvel project." >> jimmy: so you knew it was for marvel -- >> yeah. but nothing else. everything was fake. the sides were fake. and then they kind of sent me on a screen test with tom. >> jimmy: with tom holland. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: and you guys are friends in real life as well? >> i mean, we're brothers. >> jimmy: you're brothers? >> yeah, yeah.

>> jimmy: what do you mean by you're brothers? you're still spending a lot of time together? >> all the time. i mean, 24/7. we were just together a couple weeks ago. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. i saw my brother today. [ laughter ] >> look -- are you trying to challenge me? because i can like call him right now. >> jimmy: call him right now. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, give him a call. for real? you're really going to call him? >> i'm really going to do this. >> jimmy: do you have his name under some code in your phone? >> it's like a -- shh. [ laughter ] but yeah. >> jimmy: all right. oh, on the video. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: excellent. >> hold on. it's ringing. do you hear it ringing? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you have to turn it around, though. because -- oh, we see me on there. >> hold on. >> jimmy: he's not going to know what's happening. hold on. you think he's screening your call?

it's connecting. >> jimmy: oh. it is connecting? because i hear it ringing. oh, there is tom. hey, tom. >> hey, guess what we're on right now, bro. >> jimmy: he's naked! [ laughter ] tom, what's going on? we've got to show the audience that it's tom. [ cheers and applause ] tom, i don't know if you can hear me. but jacob says you guys are like brothers. is that true? >> that is very true, jimmy. that is very true. >> jimmy: you are like brothers. [ applause ] >> i told you, jimmy. i told you, you know. >> jimmy: where are you right now, tom? >> i'm actually in atlanta shooting "avengers" right now. >> jimmy: oh, you're shooting "avengers"? shh. quiet. quiet. show us the set! show us what's happen

no, no. >> i miss you. >> i miss you too, boy. >> jimmy: he's talking to me. [ laughter ] well, i miss you too. i want you to know, you're like a little brother to me also. and that makes you both brothers. and the whole family misses you. all right, tom. let's let tom get back. i'll focus on you. tom, you get enough attention. [ cheers and applause ] jacob. you're from hawaii. i know that. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: are your friends, are they all going crazy in hawaii? >> yeah. when i first -- i mean, when i first found out about the role, i -- i'm not going to lie. i told a few of my really close friends in new york. >> jimmy: you weren't supposed to tell people. >> no, not at all. and they were celebrating a lot more than i was. >> jimmy: really? >> they were like doing it for me because they knew i couldn't do it. >> jimmy: because you had to keep it quiet. you didn't tell any of your family members? >> no, i told my brother-in-law. >> jimmy: why him? >> because he's in the military and they know how to keep secrets. >> jimmy: oh, interesting. [ laughter ] >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: is he married to your sister? >> yeah, he's married to my sister. >> jimmy: did you tell your sister? >> no.

i'm going to be real. she's probably the one that would tell the whole world. so it's kind of like, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: well, no, you did the right thing. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you gauged who you could trust. is your sister upset that you told her husband and not her? >> yeah. she was kind of like, you know what? that's kind of mean. i raised you my whole life and you told my husband instead of me. i was like okay, you're kind of guilting me at this point. it's just a movie. >> jimmy: it's not just a movie. it's "spider-man." i mean, that's a big deal. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: so are you going to be -- is there a plan for a sequel? and are you -- >> yes. i mean, there's a plan but i don't know -- >> jimmy: well, you've got to be in it, right? >> anything else about that stuff. i don't know about that stuff. >> jimmy: i heard there's a day in your honor in hawaii now. >> yes, yes. the mayor, kirk caldwell, actually proclaimed july 7th to be jacob batalon day. >> jimmy: and what happens on jacob -- [ applause ] batalon. i apronounced it wro.

batalon. >> it's good. >> jimmy: no, we should get the right -- jacob batalon day. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: and what happens on jacob batalon day? >> i don't know. because i don't do anything on oahu. so it's kind of like a day when people just do nothing. [ laughter ] yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: it's a nice hawaiian day. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: well, happy belated jacob batalon day to you. and congratulations on the movie. "spider-man: homecoming." it's in theaters now. jacob batalon. we'll be right back with the kills! ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

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♪ ♪ you're really getting close to me so far so close to me ♪ ♪ so point me to a yes no yes no yes don't tell me maybe ♪ ♪ you think you're there to hold my hair to come and drag me home ♪ ♪ you think you're gonna dress me up from head to toe ♪ ♪ and then i'll go well i'm a hard hard habit to break i'm a ♪ ♪ hard hard habit to break

♪ your mind's playing tricks on me you got ♪ ♪ me where you want me i'm going left right left right left right ♪ ♪ through the city and i can't get enough of the heat ♪ ♪ and i can't shake it off in a beat you gotta fix me ♪ ♪ up or let me go and i'll quit it it's a hard hard ♪ ♪ habit to break it's a hard hard habit to break ♪ ♪ a hard hard habit to break it's a hard hard ♪ ♪ habit to break

♪ ♪ hard hard habit to break ♪ it's a hard hard habit to break a hard hard ♪ ♪ habit to break it's a hard hard habit to break ♪ ♪ always talking about change what change what change maybe ♪ ♪ when the lights fade maybe it's my mistake always talking about ♪ ♪ change what change what change maybe it's your mistake ♪ ♪ always talking about change

what change what change maybe ♪ ♪ it's our mistake what change what change ♪ ♪ baby it's our mistake ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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