>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- idris elba. from the world series champion houston astros, carlos correa. and music from brad paisley and john fogerty. and now, whaddaya know here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome to the show. thank you for watching.

big question. [ cheers and applause ] i just have one -- do we have anyone here from hermany tonight? any her manians? i was off last week. officially i was off because my son billy was supposed to have a heart surgery but we had to postpone it because we all had colds in the house. truth i was waiting in line for the new iphone all week. then i spent the weekend trying to figure out how to type the letter "i" in my phone without a weird symbol and the letter "a" popping up all the time. anyway, my son is doing fine. i want to thank everyone who filled in for me. some list of guest hosts last week, jennifer lawrence, channing tatum, dave grohl, shaquille o'neal, i want to thank shaq twi

enormous. weird sitting home and watching other people host the show. and you guillermo, you cheated on me. >> guillermo: sorry, jimmy, won't happen again. >> jimmy: good to have time at home with the kids, but there is such a thing as too much time at home with the kids. last night at 6:00 p.m. i reach that limit. my daughter jane refuses to eat anything. she's 3 years old. it's hollywood. she's concerned about her weight. that was a joke. don't tweet me about it. she doesn't like to eat and she doesn't like to sleep. which are two of the basic things to stay alive. rice, beans, peanut butter and pasta and candy, cake, cereal and cookies. yesterday my wife promised her they would make chocolate chip cookies together for dessert while i was making risotto for dinner. risotto is rice that takes the whole day to make. you're toasting and reducing and stirring. by the way, when it's done, not that much better than regular

but rice is one of very few things that we will all eat as a family. i cooked for hours. when i was done i put it in a bowl and she wouldn't eat it. i told her it was pasta, i told her it was wonder woman food. she refused to even try it. i begged her, bribed her. she wanted cookies before dinner. she just kept saying no, no. she's relentless. finally i reached my breaking point. i snapped. i didn't know what to do. so i went over to the tray of freshly made chocolate chip cookies. i said if you don't eat this rice, i'm going to throw these cookies in the pool. and she said no! and so i picked up a chocolate chip cookie and i chucked it into the pool. and i did. [ cheers and applause ] and i said, are you going to eat the rice? and she said no. so i picked another cookie up and threw it in the pool. my wife walks in, she's like what is goi

it's amaniac. i'm throwing cookies in the pool. i had no good explanation for what was going on, but guess what? she ate the rice. [ applause ] and i'll tell you something, to pick a freshly baked chocolate chip cookie up and it was one of the heavy ones. it just came out of the oven. to pick it up and throw it into the pool on purpose. to will your body to do that -- it's like -- i imagine it's similar to what it would be like to intentionally drive your car into a mailbox. but she did eat the rice. and this, by the way, is exactly how they should handle president trump at all times. [ cheers and applause ] you like this part? the president is on a tour of asia right now, which shouldn't be a problem at all. i'm sure that will go great. but he'll be out of the country for two weeks. he's in south korea right now, he's in japan today and yesterday meeting

minister shinzo abe. the president arrived in japan with his wife melania. and this is how they were greeted when they got off air force one. listen to the music the band played as they exited the jet. ♪ uptown funk don't give it to you ♪ >> jimmy: "uptown funk" as played by a bar mitzvah band. ♪ don't believe me just watch ♪ don't believe me just watch ♪ don't believe me just watch ♪ up town funk you up >> jimmy: what happened to "hail to the chief"? wouldn't it have been great if he heard that song and turned around and went right back up the stairs and flew home. but no trump meeting with a foreign leader would be complete without an awkward meet and greet. watch this. here's prime minister abe and his wife. starts fine. they shake, melania shakes, ev

okay, now, as they turn away, reality sets in for the abs and just look at the looks on their faces as they realize they're now going to have to spend the next 48 hours -- oh, no. yes. and they did spend a lot of time together. [ applause ] some of the stuff. they signed hats together. yeah. they played a round of golf together. look at that. they fed a group of orphans who gathered down below. [ laughter ] there you go. that's our guy. this is kind of funny. for lunch yesterday before they played golf, they served trump a hamburger made from american beef. that's what they said. it's made from american beef. i always wonder why when leaders of other countries visit they do that. when the prime minister of italy was at the white house, they served him pasta. he's like, oh, go,

why give these people what they already get a better version of all the time. they're not hamsters that can only eat pellets. they're people. if you are going to make donald trump a hamburger in japan, make him a hamburger with japanese beef. maybe this is crazy. maybe pull him off the children's menu for five seconds and serve him a bowl of noodles or something. it's japan. [ applause ] we have a burger for lunch and a steak for dinner. beef is donald trump's favorite thing to eat and start. [ laughter ] this is a 12-day trip. the longest asia trip by a president since george h.w. bush back in 1991. basically the republicans are trying to get this tax plan passed, and they're like, you know what, mr. president? go to asia, eat steak, try not to start a war. we have billionaires who need money over here. remember anthony weiner? he began a 21-month prison sentce

minor. oh, you didn't hear about that? how long until he gets a little trunk on toilet wine and tries to send a picture of his penis through a prison pay phone? [ laughter ] congratulations are in order for shalane flanagan who yesterday became first american woman in 40 years -- [ applause ] -- to win the new york city marathon. [ cheers and applause ] it's a 26-mile-long race. she finished it in 2 hours, 53 minutes and 26 minutes. she beat a three-time winner from kenya, mr kary keitany. she may have been a little overconfident. she stopped at shake shack and had some women. nice to see an american women win something this year. we have a jam packed show for you tonight.

in san pedro, california, music from brad paisley and john fogerty. and from the world series champion houston astros, shortstop carlos correa is with us tonight. [ applause ] by the way, l.a. is the only city where carlos correa wouldn't get booed after winning the world series. moments after the game, he did this. >> taking another big step in my life. daniella rodriguez, you make me the happiest man in the world. will you marry me? >> oh, my god. >> will you marry me? >> oh, my god. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they got engaged on the field. by the way, ten seconds later security came and made her go back on the other side of the gate. [ laughter ] so carlos is

his new fiancee and this is good, too. this is from the astros victory parade in houston on friday where a woman accidentally dropped her hat from the seventh level of a parking structure. watch here as her fellow fans pitch in to return the hat to its rightful owner. okay. here we go. see the hat? it's going up level by level. this is really teamwork right here. and they -- wait. we still have -- oh! oh, but wait. it's like donkey kong jr. here. and they keep throwing it up. and -- but wait? she snatches it and throws it up, and the rightful owner of the hat once again has it. [ applause ] i don't know why that was exciting, but it was. carlos correa will be here

shortly. idris elba is here with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] in the new "thor" movie which was number one a the box office this weekend. "thor ragnarok." it's very good. the best marvel movie yet. whenever there's a big blockbuster film like this, we run it by our in-house movie critic yaya. yaya loves movie stars and has a lot of time to stalk them. here he is talking about the movie "thor ragnarok." >> action. >> action. hi, it's me, yaya. i'm talking about the new movie. the new movie behind me toro ranjerrikon. >> here we go. >> the movie like a lot of action, a lot of magic, a lot of everything. this australian guy, he's going to win

>> that's true. >> like a cow, too much, you know, something in his head. that's cate blanket. she's the fat lady from the movie and this guy jeff golding is in the movie too and he kill the alien in the white house with willy smith. he's in the movie flier. you know the flight outcome and you swat, oh. and you know, the guy mark ruffalo. and he do movie, mark ruffalo, he do movie with leo. the movie is called butter island. the long time the green guy, the wrestling guy is joe frogono. you know him. and then the hulk, the movie with mark ruffalo. he's the one -- [ growls ] the movie is like 3-d. and y

come in your face. and somebody wants it more like 3-d, come, come, come in your face and your eyes boo! there's a very good movie, but see the movie. good luck. cut. >> jimmy: thank you, yaya, thanks to your nipples too. when we come back, a major announcement that could change the face of this face as we know it and a new remix of "stranger things." so stick around. abc's "jimmy kimmel live" brought to you by rocket mortgage by quicken loans. fighting robots. own destroy. but when it comes to mortgages, she's less confident.

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to the show. idris elba, carlos correa, music from brad paisley and john fogerty. all that is on the way. i hope you're adjusting to daylight savings. do you adjust your clocks, guillermo. >> guillermo: no, they go automatic. >> jimmy: all of them in your house? >> yes. >> jimmy: what kind of space-age house do you live in? >> my wife -- >> jimmy: that's why. it goes back to agrarian time when american farmers needed an extra hour in the day to scroll through instagram. now it's really just microwave oven confusion day. but this was big. on saturday, on the occasion of his 48th birthday, we got very big news from sean combs who is now the artist formerly known as diddy. >> hey, what's up? i have some very serious, serious news. i've been planning on this. i decided --

risky, but i nknew it could com off as corny to some people like, hey, yo, i decided to change my name again. [ laughter ] i'm just not who i am before. i'm something different. so my new name is love, aka brother love. i will not be answering to puffy, diddy, puff daddy or any of my other monikers, but love or brother love. >> jimmy: wait a minute. did he say butt love? >> but love. >> jimmy: i think he did, yeah. wow. [ applause ] i think he meant to say love or brother love. diddy made this decision after carefully consulting several bottle of chiroc. this is the latest -- what names has he had? he started with his real name sean combs. he became sean "puffy" combs, then puff, puffy, puff daddy,

p-diddy, sean john and wilford brimley. isn't that right? at this point i feel sorry for his mailman. i've got a package. you know what this means, right, guillermo? >> guillermo: yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: you got to change the sign. you know what? we had quite a streak going. [ applause ] now we're starting over. have you guys been watching the new season of "stranger things" on netflix? [ cheers ] a lot of people have. it's very popular. a great combination of new and classic. a formula that really works for them, full of references from the '80s. now with the next incarnation of the show is taking that a step further with a new spin-off series that teams the kids from hawkins, indiana, with two beloved characters from the '80s, larry and balkee. >> t

and balky are back. >> cousin larry, my sister's uncle's dog's nephew needs a place to stay. >> balky, i told you -- >> there he is now. >> who is this? >> his name is dem. >> dem who? >> demo gorgan. >> is he irish? >> nice to meet you mr. o'gorgon. >> you shouldn't have. no, i mean that, you shouldn't have. to his lack of boundaries. >> which one of you used my toothbrush? >> to his zany antics. >> dem, could you get that? >> trick or treat!

>> this place is spooky. >> it's halloween. it's supposed to be spooky. >> hey, guys, the candy's over there. >> yeah, let's take some and leave. ♪ >> not again. >> he's turning both of their lives -- >> dem, we need you to leave. >> just because you kill all our friends. >> upside down. >> we're kidding. we were just kidding. >> just an american joke. of course you can stay. don't be ridiculous. cousin, now we are so happy. we do the dance of joy. ♪ da da da da da da ♪ hey hey hey hey [ laughter ] ♪ standing tall ♪ by the wings of our dreams

our dreams ♪ ♪ the three of us are stuck with each other ♪ ♪ we're perfect stranger things ♪ ♪ our life and our dreams ♪ nothing's going to stop us ♪ nothing's going to stop us now ♪ >> perfect stranger things tonight at 8:00 followed by a whole new "full house of cards." >> wait, i'm a single dad of three kids. ah! >> only on netflix. >> jimmy: real perfect strangers is on julio. from the houston astros carlos correa is here and we'll be right back with idris elba. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by the kmart blue light special.

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