>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, carey mulligan, from "coco", gael garcía bernal, and music from darius rucker, and now, all of a sudden, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ thank you!

we tell the audience don't stand out. it blocks the cameras and you guys aren't listening at all. are you? i appreciate the sentiment. we have so much to get to, starting as we often do with president trump who has been in asia for four days. still no mushroom cloud so that's a positive. trump is in south korea right now. and part of the fun of donald trump being in a foreign country is figuring out what he is going to eat in that country. this is what was on the menu tonight. grilled sole, fish, shrimp stir fry with noodles and korean beef served with a 360-year-old soy sauce. if there is anyone who could appreciate a 360-year-old soy sauce, it is a guy who likes chicken mcnuggets. but he is not there

he is there to neutralize the threat. he said ultimately, it will all work out. it always works out. yeah, right. in the movies. let's face it. bruce willis is not going to show up to save us. best case, dennis rodman shows up to save us. [ cheers and applause ] at a press conference with president moon jae-in where he talked about trying to make a deal with north korea. >> we have unparalleled strength. there has never been strength like it. you know, we sent three of the largest aircraft carriers in the world and they're right now positioned. we have a nuclear submarine. we have many things happening. >> jimmy: so you see he is distracted as well. but trump tomorrow makes a speech in south korea and then travels to china which will be fun. he'll get to see where all his trump brand ties are made. yesterday he was in japan. he's been all over. he's bee

dinners. maybe even a drink or two as evidenced in tonight's south korean edition of drunk donald trump. >> we make the greatest military equipment in the world, whether it's planes, whether it's missiles, no matter what it is. we have the greatest military equipment in the world. ♪ >> jimmy: a couple of drinks and he starts bragging about his equipment. it is really unbelievable. this is potentially miraculous. this might be the most unusual place trump has visited yet. the ear of a dog in great britain. >> right now we're going to introduce to you a cute little dog, a beagle. his name is chief. if you look in his ear, notice something peculiar with his ear.

yeah. >> jimmy: that's him. [ applause ] by the way, tomorrow is a big day. tomorrow is the one-year anniversary of donald trump winning the election. isn't it crazy to think we're already 80% of the way through this presidency? a lot of people say trump hasn't accomplished anything. that's unfair. because since this time last year, he's played golf more than 70 times and that's a record, folks. and of course, a lot of americans, almost 70% of them, are less than thrilled about this milestone. there are events scheduled across the country tomorrow where people plan to get together to scream into the void for real. there's a facebook page organizing people to scream helplessly at the sky tomorrow. which is kind of funny but also very dumb. and a waste time. maybe instead of screaming helplessly you could do something tomorrow. something po

about health care on this show and i've been critical of what mr. president trump and half of congress has been trying to do. but i will also say this. enrollment just started, november 1st, for the new health care plan. and it has a lot of good stuff. it covers pre-existing conditions no, lifetime caps. you can keep your kids on it. and it is surprisingly affordable, especially for people making under $50,000. to the president, i say good for you for putting this out there. we do a lot of criticizing. we should also highlight the positive. even if you don't support president trump, keep an open mind. if you don't have health insurance, maybe after you see this, go to the website and sign up. >> america, it's time for trump care. great health care for your family that won't break the bank. >> everybody will be taken care of much better than they are now. >> trump care has all the benefits you need. coverage for pre-existing conditions. no lifetime caps. a great package of essential benefits. and thanks to president donald

kids on your plan up to age 26. now that's affordable care. sign up now at healthcare.gov. >> look at that. thank you, mr. president. if you're interested, to go healthcare.gov. and it always works if a lot of people sign up. so share this with your friends. share it with your liberal friends. maybe they'll look at it and maybe they'll think twice. let's all work together to get the word out about trump care and thank you again, president trump. you know what? he delivered. [ applause ] all right. did anyone buy that? okay. all right. i also want to mention hillary clinton. tomorrow probably won't be a fun day for her. the one-year anniversary. i think it would be funny to send her a little something to get through day. where's the gift? do you have it? what we'll send her, we'll mail this giant box of wine.

take that right to fedex. [ cheers and applause ] send it to the woods, wherever she is. all right. very good. and don't drink that, guillermo. >> i won't. >> jimmy: it's not a juice box. this is interesting. senator rand paul of kentucky was assaulted by his neighbor on friday. and at first everyone assumed it was a political argument. but it wasn't. senator paul was assaulted while he was mowing his lawn. he was mowing the lawn with head phones on and his neighbor, who is a fellow doctor, somebody he actually worked with at one time, tackled him and broke five of his ribs. you don't typically see doctors fighting unless they're on a show. but the argument, i love, was over yard clippings and unraked leaves. really. this is rand paul on his lawn mower. this is the lawn mower he got his ass kicked on. and i was looking at it on the web. what is it with congressmen mowing their own launls. they d

neighborhoods? this is chuck grassley, has name is grassley so that makes sense. john boehner pretending to mow his lawn. senator bernie sanders on a tractor or maybe it is the steam engine he learned to drive on in 1906. and this is an interesting one. that's paul ryan mowing the lawn. [ applause ] the winter olympics are less than 100 days away. and the russians, already russia has the gold medal for cheating locked up. they do. the international olympic committee believes as much as 1,000 russian olympics were don dopingful not the snoop dogg kind. the olympic committee is considering a number of penalties. apparently they got suspicious when they saw one of them pulling a water skier behind

this might be controversial. i always knew the russians were doping. no one should be able to fit that many dolls inside of each ooflt it's not natural. this is a strange scientific finding -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. according to studies, researchers in england found the small amount of alcohol can actually improve your ability to speak a foreign language. alcohol helps people speak more -- at the very least it makes they will think they are speaking more fluently. guillermo, i feel like you're living proof this study is wrong. no, jimmy, when i drink, my english is good. i even dance better, too. >> jimmy: you even dance better? >> yeah. >> jimmy: he even dances better. [ cheers and applause ] and not only does alcohol help, developers of a learning software believe medical marijuana may have similar benefits, too. >> for years, rose etta stone

over 35 languages. and now it is making it easier than ever to learn a new language fast. introducing rosetta stoned. tailor made for when you're high. [ speaking in foreign language ] [ laughter ] [ coughing ] >> rosetta stoned. >> jimmy: all right. we're going to take a break. when we come back, we did something devilish. we gave people on the streets, people passing by our theater, an old iphone 4 and told them it was a new iphone 10. we got some very interesting responses.

back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ there? i got this... that's the new man, huh? yup. getting kinda' close to my ride. wow... now, that's how you make a first impression. they're going to love you... that's ford, america's best-selling brand. hurry in today for 0% financing for 72 months across the full line of ford cars, trucks and suvs! and just announced...get 0% apr for 72 months plus $1000 cash back! take advantage of these exclusive holiday offers during the ford year end sales event. ♪ you know how you don't talk like this: on spotify"

you talk like this: "hey google, play that hipster song with whistling." ♪ it gets that... ...like only google can. ♪ ♪ sourced entirely in france, for a character all its own. grey goose. give the world's best tasting vodka. when it comes to molding sarah is ayoung minds, teacher. nobody does it better. she also builds her own fighting robots. destroy. but when it comes to mortgages, she's less confident. fortunately for sarah, there's rocket mortgage by quicken loans. it's simple, so she can understand

and be sure she's getting the right mortgage. apply simply. understand fully. mortgage confidently. ♪ ♪ i got it from the same place i bought your present from last year... it's the thing from the link you sent us. ...and the year before... i found the perfect gift for you... ...but it wouldn't ship in time. so i just...texted you a photo. i bought it with one click. i included a gift receipt. it's the thought that counts?

everybody else. this year shop ebay for brand new, nearly new, and totally you gifts. well it's a perfect nespresso hold on a second.orge. mmm. ♪ [mel torme sings "comin' home baby"] hey there. want a lift? ♪ where are we going? no don't tell me. let me guess. ♪ have a nice ride. ♪ how far would you go for coffee that's a cup above? i brought you nespresso. nespresso. what else?

>> jimmy: welcome back to our show. tonight on the show, music from darius rucker, gael garcia bernal is here, and we'll be right back with carey mulligan. [ cheers and applause ] i figured out why you're standing up. you're starting to leave. have any of you started your holiday shopping yet? if you're looking for something expensive and impractical this holiday season, i have just the item for you. tiffany, the story, not the trump, is offering a new luxury home accessory line called the everyday objects collection. this is wh

this is real. a sterling silver coffee can for $1,500. imagine throwing that in a recycling bin. this is a ruler for $450. also silver. they have a $350 crazy straw. which is definitely crazy. here's another one. this is a party hat. for $1,000. or you can just get a tattoo that says punch me in the face, it's my birthday. and this is a $375 ice cream scoop. this is what melania will use to tunnel out of the white house. and believe it or not -- [ laughter ] those aren't even the big ticket items. these the big ticket items. first of all, a $9,000 ball of yarn. is $9,000 a lot for a ball of yarn? i'm a little out of touch. it is? okay. you would really have to love your cat. and a sterling

some painted eggs in it for $10,000. but the shipping is free. so that's -- anyone who buys any of those items should be sterilized immediately so they don't bring more horrible people into the world. [ applause ] speaking of expensive items, any of you have the new iphone 10 yet? this is the latest and most expensive iphone yet. it starts at $999. they say it's great. the best feature is, you don't have to dial a 9 before making an outgoing call. people were lining up all over the country including here in los angeles where a reporter at fox 11 filed this riveting report. >> reporter: this is my iphone. calling saying it is now an antique. today is the day. are we excited? that's how excited they are. >> jimmy: how excited do you expect them to be? they've been waiting in line outside the westfield

it's interesting that apple went right from the iphone 8 to the 10. they skimmed the 9. that's the one i want. the mysterious iphone 9. it's like a unicorn. people buy the new one because they assume it will be better. but i wonder how much is real and how much is hyped. we liked the iphone when it first came out. we went on the street and asked people for their first impressions of the iphone 10. except what we gave they will wasn't the imphone 10. it was the iphone 4. here's what they thought in a new edition of eyewitness news. >> do you mind taking a look at it and give us your opinion? >> wow. it's small. >> compact. >> it's nice. >> what do you like about it? >> the features. it's really clear. >> the pixelation and everything. the camera is still really nice which is always

>> very interesting, responsive. >> what do you like about it? >> the shape. >> it is certainly small in the hand. a little thicker than newer iphone model that i had so it is certainly interesting to see it smushed down into such a small package. >> i like how it is black in the back and the front. >> if you push a button, it will light up. it turns on like that. >> cool. >> right now it's pretty awesome. i like that it is super tiny. it is not as big as the other ones. i like it square, bring it back to the old school feature. >> a touch screen. and it looks very compact. very convenient. >> do you like it? >> yeah. it is very nice. >> describe the new iphone in one word if you would. >> revolutionary. >> interesting. >> petite.

>> different. >> newer. >> give me one word to describe the new iphone all together. on three. one, two, three. >> futuristic. >> how did you do that? do me a favor. describe it in one word. >> it's my hand fitting -- >> that's way more than one word. you can do this. one word. >> something handy. >> again, that's two words. >> handy. >> okay. handy. >> tell us about this new iphone. >> it looks like an iphone 4. >> you look like -- >> thank you. >> jimmy: all right. we'll be right

mulligan! ♪ >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by the kmart blue light special. find amazing deals now at kmart.com. ♪ you are my best friend ♪ and we've got some things to do ♪ ♪ ♪ do you wanna, do you wanna, do you wanna ♪ ♪ do you wanna, do you wanna, do you wanna ♪ ♪ ♪ yeah-ea-ea-eah ♪ it all started when sophia stopped into marshalls and found a mug for surprisingly little green. she paired that with some succulents. and suddenly something clicked. that surprise led to a stylish wood mirror, soothing lavender oils, a party llama... or is that an alpaca? super soft towels, and an enchanting vase that magically tied it all together. she arranged it all

ever. did sophia expect to get so much bang for so few bucks? no. but great things happen when you choose surprise. marshalls. your surprise is waiting. discover card. but great things happen wi justis this for real?match, yep. we match all the cash back new cardmembers earn at the end of their first year, tomatically. whoo! i got my money! hard to contain yourself, isn't it? uh huh! let it go! whoo! get a dollar-for-dollar match at the end of your first year. only from discover.

tonight from the new movie "coco," gael garcia bernal is here. then, this is his latest album, called "when was the last time." darius rucker from the mercedes-benz outdoor stage. you can see darius on the cma awards tomorrow night here on abc. we'll have music from luke. i tell you what. sometimes we take a little time and chat with the audience here. i learned a lot of interesting things. leave him alone. there's a guy here, i'm not going to mention where he's from but let's just say he broke his parents' heart. i learned something fascinating. we have about 150 people in the audience. nobody is on tinder anymore. like nobody. either that or you're pretending you're not on tinder.

imagine? nobody is on it. it is like people have gone off it now. >> they don't need it. >> jimmy: i guess not. what do you mean they don't need it? >> either they're married or they have girlfriends. >> jimmy: everyone is married now? >> i don't know. maybe. except that one guy over there. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: our first guest is a gifted actress beloved by both film critics, and teenagers who watched her in "the great gatsby" instead of reading the book alike. 's called "mudbound." based on a >> they've been fleeced by that man you're renting the house from. i'm telling you now, we are not getting rid of that piano. it is the one civilized thing in this place. you can sleep in

i'm not staying here without my piano. >> you're over tired. >> jimmy: "mudbound" premieres on netflix and in select theatres november 17th. please welcome carey mulligan. [ cheers and applause ] thanks for coming. it's good to have you here. i'm going to say the same thing to you. it always amazes me and irma presses me, you're from england, you can come here and do our action issent so well. >> see the film first. >> jimmy: i did see the film. did you a great job with it. and for me, a southern accent, maybe because i'm from new york. it seems like the hardest one. >> i think new york is harder. >> jimmy: do you think specifically in general or somebody from great britain? >> i think if you do southern, you just talk