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the "jimmy kimmel live" red special! tonight, bono, president barack obama, kristen bell, bryan cranston, ashton kutcher, dj khaled, rita wilson, sean "diddy" combs, and more. and now, first and foremost, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. thank you for watching. thank
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a very special night. this is our third annual benefit show for red world aids day is friday. and once again we taeld one bono, you know the guy from that band. [ cheers and applause ] to raise money and awareness for the fight against hiv aids. cyst yep bell, d.j., rita wilson, ashton kutcher, sean "diddy" colmes is here. it is like the justice league. all we're missing is the guy who can talk to fish. so tonight we'll do our best to put an end to aids. how is that for a tv show? as of this week, red has raised hundreds of that's to fight aids. that's a lot. you could buy all of oprah's favorite things with hundreds of millions of dollars. bank of america is the official payment provider of the red shopathon. they made a $20 million commitment to fight aids. and the b
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foundation is matching every dollar we raise tonight. that's right. that means that we've really given our best. if we dig very deep together, we can bankrupt the bill and melinda gates foundation. and also, you can sign up to win a once in a lifetime experience with a real live superstar through the website, and these are things you can wichblt last year bone sxoe julia roberts had tea with a winner. kneel patrick harris and david took someone to a broadway show. and the guy looks excited there in malibu. youtube granted their winner a private concert for two people in vancouver, which is awesome. and great prize this is year too. they're all on the website. one of the prizes,
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theron said she can kick your as. reese witherspoon, many great experiences. go to the website. not only will you help stop aids, if you win one of these, you will get more likes on instagram from the selfies than you probably ever had in your life before. and there's another way you can help too. and this is very easy. do all the holiday shopping with red. they've raised $97 million which is almost $100 million but not quite. [ cheers and applause ] so over the course of the next hour, you can get all your holiday shopping done. and then tomorrow you can say i'll done with my holiday shopping and everyone you know will hate you. who is ready to shop impulsively? are you ready? go get your mother's credit card. let's do this. where is my -- -- where's my sweater? [ cheers and applause ]
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well, this is the home shopping portion of our show. welcome and thank you for tuning in all the way to channel 915 for our third annual red shopathon. this is your chance to go good and buy good! am i right, guillermo, or am i right? >> you are right. >> jimmy: i guess our products are not here yet. does anyone know where the products are? my goodness! wow! look at this! it's kristen bell! [ applause ] >> sorry i'm late. i hope you didn't start fighting a.i.d.s. without me! >> that's a gorgeous suitcase. what do you call this color? >> red. it's the color red. >> jimmy: that is wild. >> this is the raden red a22 carry-on. >> jimmy: that must cost what?
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>> 30,000? >> guess again. >> jimmy: more? >> the opposite of more. this beautiful carry-on bag from raden is only $295. >> jimmy: that's less than 300! >> you are about to fall in love with luggage all over again. and wait until you see what we have inside. >> jimmy: hey gang, do you want to see what's on the inside? [ cheers ] holy jesus, born on christmas day! why, this is the perfect holiday gift. lets get started. i'm itching like i've got syphilis! this is an item i know you will love. the beats pill+. >> oh my stars, i am not swallowing that. >> jimmy: oh kristen, this pill is not for your mouth. it's for your ears! >> that makes more sense. >> jimmy: the beats pill+ is a portable speaker. it's only $179.95. you can listen to whatever kind of music you like, rock, rap or
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my favorite, faith-based music. and part of every purchase goes to benefit red's fight against a.i.d.s. >> a pill that fights a.i.d.s.? now i've seen it all. well, thanks for watching our show. >> jimmy: kristen, we actually have a lot more stuff to -- >> has it not been an hour already? >> jimmy: no. not even close. >> oh, darn. wanted to get right to my local radio shack to buy that speaker. >> jimmy: kristen, radio shack died years ago. >> what? >> jimmy: this year red has joined forces with amazin. >> amazon. >> jimmy: really? well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit! from now through the end of december, shoppers can buy over 150 red products at amazon.com/red or via the amazon app. do i hear -- oh, my goodness! it's bryan cranston! [ applause ]
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wow bryan, you smell great. >> thanks jimmy. that's because i'm using the red showered essentials kit from baxter of california. it includes shampoo, body wash, face wash and deodorant. >> jimmy: i wish you guys at home could smell bryan cranston right now. kristen, get over here and smell bryan cranston. >> bryan, you smell delicious! >> thanks kristen. i smell good because i did good because baxter of california gives a piece of every purchase to red. >> jimmy: isn't that wonderful? would you mind handing me my alexander del rossa women's fleece robe? >> i would love to hand you a
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>> jimmy: maybe since you're here and you're already naked, you might want to stay and host the rest of the show with us. what do you think? [ cheers and applause ] >> that's awfully tempting. but no can do. you see, bryan cranston, he likes to fight aids the old-fashioned way. >> jimmy: how is that? >> by running it over. >> jimmy: isn't that a great way to do it? >> bye, everybody! will you look at him go? >> so talented. he's even cleaner tha
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grande. >> jimmy: i don't know about that. i love that red vespa 946 scooter and matching vespa helmet. all part of the red product family. >> hey jimbo, you know what that sound means? >> jimmy: i do indeed. it means it's time to get serious! let's get back to the desk. this next item is a doozie. kristen, have you ever heard of dna? >> of course. i've had it for years. >> jimmy: well, this is an opportunity to share your dna with the world. it's a health and ancestry service kit from 23andme. learn all about your own family history using your spit. >> in my day, if you wanted to learn your family history, you had to sit on your uncle maurice's lap while he whispered in your ear. >> jimmy: really? is it? that's weird. >> jimmy: yeah, it is.
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uncle ma maurice has passed away, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: good. because now all you need is a small tube of saliva. >> i have mine right here! >> jimmy: great! let's find out who kristen bell really is. because we have the results, kristen. and you are -- my goodness. 100% mexican! >> i am? >> that's mine. >> jimmy: ok, well that was confusing to everyone! >> si! muy confundido. que lastima. >> jimmy: for a second there, i wasn't sure if my co-host is white or not. our next item is not only stylish, it's practical too. a red leather smart cover for the ipad pro -- >> you know, apple has contributed 160 million dollars through the sale of red products to the fight against aids. >> jimmy: apple the company or the fruit?
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i'm reading words. but to shop their latest collections, go to apple.com dot com dot com dot com. >> jimmy: wait, is there an echo in here? >> there sure is. it's amazon's special edition red echo. >> jimmy: let me tell you something. every home should have one of these. tell us about this kristen. >> it slices, it dices, milk comes out of it and best of all, it's a chair! >> jimmy: none of those things are true. but the red echo will play anything, call anyone, answer stupid questions, check your calendar, weather, scores, control your lights. >> sounds like i don't need a husband anymore. >> jimmy: you really don't kristen. no one will ever need a husband ever again. >> and 10 dollars from every purchase goes to support red's efforts to fight a.i.d.s. through the global fund. >> jimmy: $10 from every purchase. oh no krissy b. we're almost out of time. and we have so many more red
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products to show! what are we gonna do? >> calm down jimble kimble. i've got it under control. bring out the red light special! >> jimmy: as you can see, guillermo is wearing the special edition red beats solo3 wireless headphones on his ears. on his wrist you can see the beaded love bracelet by ubuntu. and on the other wrist, the alex and ani inspired bracelet. >> that is so cute. >> jimmy: he's cute! and he's wearing a shirt from balr. pants held up by the mcm reversible belt. on his adorable feet, a pair of nobull fire camo trainers. and he's staying dry under a blunt red metro umbrella. get that open, guillermo, or you're fired! [ cheers and applause ] >> and i'm riding a red skateboard deck by girl skateboards. >> guillermo, you really love red products. >> it's true. and the best part is, i bought
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everything with jimmy's credit card. >> jimmy: wait, what? >> and we bought everyone in the studio audience a red amazon echo to take home! [ applause ] >> jimmy: now hold on. >> you did say everyone should have one! >> jimmy: we'll be right back with bono and a special appearance from president obama. there's no one i'd rather... hit the road with. no one i'd rather have dinner and a movie with. no one i'd rather lean on. being in love is an amazing thing. being in love with your best friend...
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hey, jimmy, i'll going to kick your ass for charity and people will pay to see it happen. it is going to happen of as you on the! oh, actually, i guess anyone can enter to win at omaze.com/are charlize. but i really hope it's you. come on! >> welcome back to our third annual red shopathon. i'm here with our special celebrity guest stylist rita wilson. what the hell are you doing here? >> well kristen, it's time for a surprise audience makeover! who wants a makeover today? okay, okay, all right. how about you right there? glasses, goatee, black shirt. come on down!
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oh! well, hi, what's your name? >> my name is woody. have you ever had a surprise tv makeover before? >> i didn't know this was a magic show. this is cool. >> well, i've never given a makeover before! i have no idea what i'm doing! i hope you're insured. >> how fun. while rita goes to work, let me tell you about the exciting makeover products we'll be using today. rita will be applying the ahc hydra b5 soother, with kiko skin trainer for your eyes. from there, she'll be using retinol restorative neck cream and the clean it zero cream from 100% pure cosmetics company. and she'll finish you off with the suga red lip treatment from fresh. i think we're ready for the big reveal! how did we do? ta-da! >> wow! what a transformation!
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>> can i see it? can i see it? >> what do you think? >> oh my god. i'm a monster! what did you do to my face? >> we gave you a makeover. you're welcome! >> i look ridiculous. >> well, yeah, but what if i told you all the products we used on you helped fight aids? >> oh. well, in that case, i look great! >> you're right. that was an ugly face. the man behind much of this good work is a grammy award-winning multi-platinum music legend whose hobby is helping others. he is one of the top four members of u2. please welcome the co-founder of
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: please a seat, bono. thank you for being here with us. this is our third year doing the red shopathon. what is different, besides bryan cranston appearing nude, what is different about this year? >> i think we made some great progress, the disease with 21 million people who would be alive without these little drugs. and if i could be so bold, i think we share something in common. which is normally two incompatible instincts, but i think we share them. at red, we want to change the world and we want to have fun. at the same time
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>> jimmy: well, yes. in a positive way. >> and i'm talking about this as great progress and it is great progress. but still there are 400 babies born today who need not be born with the virus, that it was given to by their mother in utero. we know how to stop this and we're going to stop it. by 2020 if we keep going. and we really believe we can do it. but the key is -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's amazing. every day, 400 babies are born with hiv and you think that we can stop that. in just a few years. >> a strange moment. just as we're at this pivotal moment of fighting the disease and winning, there are people in places, talking about budget cuts that would cost lives, and not just the lunatic that you have in --
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fair, and what's interesting is, you know, not just companies, we get unusual companies, apple, who are working, i mentioned bill gates and the gates foundation. they're working together. steve jobs was at the very beginning of this. and helped us design red. they're rivals, right? >> jimmy: yeah. >> but you have democrats and republicans who have worked so close together to save those 21 million lives. and america should be really proud. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: excuse me, i have to take this call. what's that? for real? wow. thank you. i just got a very exciting call from atlanta. if you enter to win one of our many celebrity omaze experiences right now, coca-cola, one of the great partners that supports red, will match every dollar you bid during the show tonight, up to $1 million of them. so go to omaze.com right now.
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of good you do. see, that's an example right there. >> coke adds life, i guess. >> jimmy: saves lives. thank you coca cola. and if that doesn't convince you to help, maybe this guy can. ladies and gentlemen, president barack obama. >> hi, everybody. this world aids day everybody has a part to play. jimmy kimmel is an activist. bono is not just a musician. he is ring master of the home shopping extravaganza. and me? i'm not just a former president. i am a husband who hasn't done his christmas shopping yet. fortunately, red is making my part easy. i know we live at a time when cable news and our twitter feeds can make it feel like cynicism is everywhere, but when it comes to the fight
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to share. for the first time in history, more than half of all people living with the virus are on life saving medication. since the peak virus, aids-related deaths have been cut in half. today more than 20 million people around the world are on anti-retro viral drugs that make it possible to live, work and raise hiv children. it sounds like a miracle but it is not the result of mysterious forces or chance. it happened because countless people working for years, chose to make this progress. some deployed great wealth and influence. some, democrats and republicans alike, held public office. but far more were simply citizens. organizers, activists, doctors and nurses, scientists, and above all, courageous people living with hiv who led the fight to spare others the anguish of this disease. that's
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when we reject cynicism and pessimism, and however lonely the fight, each of us can make a difference. that's what i believe. that's why i'm here tonight. and i'm asking to you join us. if you do, you can pilot air force one for a day. >> you can't do that nil. >> we can't do that anymore? >> no. >> if you do, i'll share our files of aliens. >> you can't do that. >> no? we can't do that either? but i have them. they're in my desk right now. >> classified. >> all right. fine. sorry, jimmy, you can't see those. but the rest of you watching can help us end this pandemic once and for all. you can help us win this fight. you can help us change lives and
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and hopeful so let's all get to work. thank you so much. >> jimmy: thanks to president obama. when we come back, bono will sing with a surprise mystery guest. or maybe two. who will it be? find out next. what's your name? fat amy. you call yourself "fat amy"? she has no underwear on. oh my god! she's turning. no. [ screaming ] please just retire. is that like a intimidation thing because world war 2. boom. one last show together. your gonna miss me when i'm gone ♪ becca. what are you doing? if you cry, i'm gonna cry. i'm not doing it. don't make that face. this is my regular face. your gonna miss me when i'm gone ♪ rated pg-13. ♪ ♪
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>> welcome back to our third annual red shopathon, your chance to buy all your gifts and help stop a.i.d.s in one convenient place. there's still time to take advantage of these amazing deals. hey, why don't we take a call? are you there, caller? >> what's up kristen! i'm outside. can i come in? >> you're outside? hmmm, well for all i know he could be a murderer. but hey, why not? why, it's not a murderer. it's dj khaled! [ applause ] oooh you brought a little one! >> this is my son, asahd tuck khaled.
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my biggest blessing. >> hi, buddy! >> also my son, he's keeg it cozy with his sponge bob dream blank. i want to say it right. aden + anais. he's also wearing a spongebob anchor onesie. and another onesie -- and another onesie -- that's cloth talk. >> i love that. can i get a quick photo of you two? this is really, really cute. oh no. my phone is out of juice. now what am i gonna do? >> try this mophie powerstation plus. it charges apple and micro usb devices. >> wow, it's charging! just like you said it would! >> by the way i like your outfit. >> thank you very much! i'm going to take this picture.
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say "bless up." >> bless up! >> thank you dj khaled. you the best. >> we the best. >> back to you, jimmy! >> jimmy: thanks, kristen. and now, it's time to get serious. find the best blanket in your house, wrap your body in it and open your ears for a true american classic performed by an irish classic and an english classic. here with the song "one for my baby." please welcome bono and friends. [ applause ] ♪ ♪ it's quarter to three there's no one in the place except you and me ♪
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that i found it's gotta be drowned or it soon might explode ♪ ♪ so, make it one for my baby and one more for the road ♪ >> sean penn, chris martin. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks to bono, our bartender sean penn - and the wizard from whitestone. coldplay's chris martin. we'll be right back with more surprises and holiy
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bono, you are offering an omaze experience. people can go to omaze.com and they can enter for a chance to do what with you and the band? >> you would have to be a real adrenaline junky. for people who like a bit of danger. because we're offering up myself and the edge to play mini golf with us. >> jimmy: mini golf. >> i think i should explain. >> jimmy: yes, you should explain. >> our band, our high school band made, genuinely made a sacred pact when we formed. that whatever else happened to us, wherever we got in life, we would never, ever play golf. seriously. [ laughter ]
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we thought ourselves as proper rock 'n' roll. >> jimmy: so you're going to violate a golden oath for the benefit of these people. what a sacrifice you've made. you came one the idea for red. who was one of the people who was on board with you immediately when red was founded? >> bobby schreiber and myself, we had this idea we wanted to pickpocket capitalism. i have to say the hip hop community was really supportive. and sean and p. diddy combs. i remember meeting him some years back. he said oh, you're the get the check people. he said that's a very hip hop concept. and i like that. it is not all kind of flowers in the hair. it is a bit of punk rock, hip hop. we're trying to do something different. >> jimmy: i'm glad you mentioned diddy and the
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diddy happens to be here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] >> how are you? >> oh, man! >> jimmy: what do you have there in your hands? the giant piece of cardboard. >> isn't this great, y'all? [ cheers and applause ] i know we're having a good time but this is history today. this is, you're seeing people work together to take care of others that can't take care of themselves. that's the greatest gift in the world for you to be able to give people. and we want to thank you. you did a lot of great things on the journey. but the most important thing that did you was you got the check, baby. >> jimmy: that's a check for
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$500 million. now, this is the amount of money that you've raised so far to fight aids. diddy, diddy is giving you $500 million tonight. >> diddy just got nervous. >> did you get the memo? it's red, not blue. >> i wanted to be festive. >> jimmy: diddy, you are offering an amazing experience of your tone add to it. >> take the check. >> i'll hold that for you. diddy, tell us what you're offering as part of your amazing experience. >> i'll offering two things. the first is to come and spent the day with me and, on my new television show with fergie, dj khaled, and a new show on fox about finding the greatest singer
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that's one thing you get to do. and you get to take selfies and have a good time. the second thing is i'm going to change your name. >> jimmy: you diddy. the master of the name change. diddy is legally going to change someone's name. go to omaze.com. that will be a good one. don't go away. when we return we will assemble the red pack for an all star sing along!
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>> what's up? it's me, jack black. if you're wondering why i have this look on my face, it's because i'm bummed. jimmy called me up and said dude, please come down and sing an as you on the christmas jam for the red show. you have the voice of an angel. you're the only dude for the job. you're the best singer in the world. i wish i could be here but i'll here in atlanta shooting a movie and i can't. so we're going with plan b. i know it's
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but we got bono. bono, do me proud, buddy. knock 'em dead. >> jimmy: we can't have everybody. every special day needs a special song and world aids day is no different. last year for our red shopathon we wrote a song with brandon flowers of the killers that became an instant classic. and by popular demand, it's back and updated for 2017 as performed by the red pack. ♪ the snow is blowin that son of a bitch inside it's glowin we're lucky we're rich ♪ ♪ we're nice and cozy as we jing jing jingle the bell ooh, baby it's cold ♪ ♪ but we're going to hell
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♪ i sip martinis from a silver cup ♪ ♪ balenciaga to carry my pup ♪ ♪ it 'tis the season our bitcoin stock's doing swell ♪ ♪ but if we don't help people with aids we're goin' to hell ♪ ♪ i've got new jet skis major keys a shiny brand new iphone 10 ♪ ♪ we've got hermes boots italian suits and a personal masseuse named sven ♪ ♪ we've got more gold than the toilets at the trump hotel ♪ ♪ but if we don't help people with aids we're going to hell ♪ >> hey guys, is it time
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trumpet solo yet? >> there wasn't a trumpet solo scheduled. >> yeah, let me try it. >> jimmy: fine, go for it, bryan. ♪ >> jimmy: bryan? bryan? >> yeah. >> jimmy: bryan, did you even practice that? >> nope! >> jimmy: why not? >> because i was too busy fighting aids! >> jimmy: hey that's the spirit! i can get behind that. oh, what's this? >> jimmy, is it time for my sousaphone solo? >> jimmy: did you practice? >> no i was with bryan, fighting aids. >> jimmy: how about we skip the horn solos and just the focus on singing?
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