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because all these whole grains aren't healthy unless you actually eat them ♪ multigrain cheerios. also available in delicious peanut butter. healthy never tasted so sweet. hey, hold up, man. come on, i've been waiting all day for you. hey. hey, why won't you return my calls? we're not friends. you know, i got the pink slip for the car, and that's quite a stocking stuffer. are you gonna tell me you can't acce it? no, no. that would make me a moron. i just want to know about these, uh, these instructions you left me. just do what they say. pay it forward. why? because you've accepted the car. you're obligated. i'm obligated. well, what if i don't feel obligated, huh? well, what if i just take my new car and get a couple hookers and drive down to mexico? i'll never know. but you'll what-- what is this? come on, for real. an attack of total altruism from a litigator. i've got a meeting. i've got a story, ok? a senior partner at channing and moss is giving away new cars? you could tell me a reason, or i could make one up. mine will be a lot more interesting, i promise. you've gone dotty. you're wearing crystals. you're keeping a few too many cats at home, huh?

all right. look, all right? listen. listen, please. my ex-wife has everything, ok? there. plus she's in a lesbian relationship, i think, just to piss me off. help me out, please. my daughter has asthma. one night, it was very bad, the worst i'd ever seen it. it was the middle of the night, we were waiting forever. couldn't get anyone to pay attention. [man laughing] her inhaler doesn't seem to be working at all. sorry. mr. parker. what happened? my sister, she stabbed me. i can't believe-- excuse me. we were here first. i'm sorry, we have to go with stab wounds first. she can't breathe. she's very scared. look, i will let you know. mr. thorsen: somebody has to see her. nurse: i'm sorry. it's protocol. it's never been this bad. you have to do something. sir, would you just sit down? i'm sorry. we've been here for 4 hours.

you need to get a doctor. no. no, wait. hey, no. no! would you excuse me? excuse me. you need to help her right now! excuse me? no. no, why you give me all this stuff? ain't you got some oxygen or something you can give her? fine, let me-- no, no, no. you don't need to get no supervisor. you're the supervisor of the day. huh? you are the supervisor today. you feel me on that? now, i want you to take your skinny ass down the hall, put the little girl on a tray, and supervise her, and i want you to get her some good cln air! i got your back, sis. oh, bitch, you still here?! [gunshots] oh, this ain't funny, now, is it? come on, man! no! no, man! this ain't fair, man! come on! come on, man! there! there! mr. thorsen: i thanked him, and there were some very specific orifices in which i was told to shove my thanks. he told me, "just pay it forward." 3 big favors for 3 other people. that's it. so, it's like a "pass it on" thing, then. wait a minute. you and this lowlife were in this chain of do-gooders? some kind of mother teresa conga line? that's a little new agey for you, isn't it?

sort of tibetan? what, are you in a cult? if you mention my name, you'll be selling your kidneys to pay for your lawsuit. cult. hey. the guy-- what was the guy's name? sorry. i'm late for my mass wedding. [door squeaks] [gasps] hey! i know somebody's in here. [clatter] man: oh. arlene: i know you're there. i want you to come out, or i will find you and shoot you, i swear-- please don't shoot. please.

you stay right there. if i see you move one-- [screams] [rifle fires] please don't pick it up! please don't. i'm nomoving. please. what are you doin' on my truck? let me show you. i'm just-- i'm just gonna open the door, ok? [engine starts] see, it might be easier for you to sell now... now that it works. i didn't ask for your help. no. you been living in my garage? no. not after tonight. look, can i come around? i just wanna-- i got a handyman job at the royal motel. they're giving me a room. you just stay right there.

please, i--i don't like guns. what is going on with you and my son? he wanted to help somebody, nted to get somebody back on their feet, so he gave me a little money. he gave you money? yes, ma'am. that's his savings. uh, well, it's clothes and shoes, and i got the job off it. you think you can keep it? looks to me like you got yourself a little problem. i can lick it. how's that supposed to happen all of a sudden? you ever been on the street? my mom took us pretty close. well, you can't know. not until you're looking at a dumpster. but when you climb into that thing for the first time, and you pull those newspapers over you, that's when you know that you've messed your life up. somebody comes along like your son

and gives me a leg up, i'll take it. even from a kid, i'll take it. i... i can't mess up again, or i'll be dead. look, i appreciate what you're trying to do, paying back trevor-- i'm not allowed to pay back trevor. then what is it you're doing? i'm paying it forward. i know you want me to go. i'll go. what's paying it forward? that's me. that's me, and that's 3 people... and i'm going to help them, but it has to be something really big, something they can't do by themselves... so i do it for them.

then they do it for 3 other people... that's 9... and i do 3 more. that's 27, so, i'm not really gd at math, but it gets big really fast, you know? [all chattering] it's not gonna work. all right, all right, all right, all right. a little articulation, please. yes. i think it's a good idea. shawn? it's stupid. eugene: adam? it's the honor system. people blow off the honor system. so what? just 'cause you do. eugene: well, trevor, the class seems to think that you've come up with an overly utopn idea. look that word up in a minute. like a perfect world? mm-hmm. so? so, what put this idea in your head?

'cause... everything sucks. he talked to you about this? we've had our discussions. yeah. but you don't have to worry, though, 'cause i'll just-- i'll tell him we can't talk no more. no, um, don't do that. would you like a cup of coffee? yes, ma'am. ok. boy: i call the president, like, to talk about pollution, but my mom said now they're gonna put us on some list, so she hung up. [kids laugh] for this assignment, i put up recycling flyers at 2 supermarkets. i'm gonna put up this website in chinese

that's gonna tell all the kids in china to jump up and down at the same time. the goal being to knock the earth off its axis. yeah thank you. sit down, shawn. [laughter] well, your ideas are as surprising as they are variegated. add that to your list of words to look up this evening. but i want to focus for a moment on one project we heard today, because i've been teaching for many years, and it really is the first new idea that also requires an extreme act of faith in the goodness of people. trevor has made an attempt to interact with the world, and that was the assignment, and if i were an effusive person given to easy praise, i would call that... admirable. now, here are the words from today. utopian, enigma, quantum. i'm gonna add variegated.

i want you to go home tonight-- hey, mr. simonet. hello. were you just being nice? about what? about my idea. do you think it's good, or were you just... being teachery? teachery? do i strike you as someone falsely nice? no. you're not even really all that nice. do i strike you well, it was a slip-up,? and it will not happen again. what?

what happened to your face? did you draw the short straw today, trevor? it's not a very pertinent subject to social studies, is it? you can go back and tell them that's what i said. tell who? see you tomorrow. [ horn honks ] kevin! toaster strudel, yah? ♪

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i remember 1976. there were those programs in the school system. now it's--all that's gone. man: i gotta go. trevor. you ran out of class this morning very fast. i wanted to talk to you. [school bell rings]

[knock on door] hello. hello. come in. trevor's not feeling good. he's in his room. oh, i'm sorry. what's the matter? just a tummyache. do you want to come in? sure. [clears throat] uh, sit down. thank you. it's a very beautiful home. thank you. have, uh, you lived in vegas your whole life? yeah. i was surprised you wanted to do this. i told him if you wanted to talk to me, i would come to the school. mrs. mckinney, i didn't ask to see you. well, trevor said you did.

yeah, and he gave me a note from you... which you didn't write. he gave you a note from me? oh, god, that's horrible. he's been so-- no, i didn't mean you. oh, no expnation required. i'll go. i didn't mean you. no, you don't have to-- hey, it's not personal. would you stop? can we just rewind here a little bit? i obviously didn't realize how much trevor likes you. well, that's nothing that we can't discuss on parent-teacher night. then why did you come? why did you come here? why didn't you just tell me to come to the school? because you came to the school to talk to me about your son, and i behaved like a... a jackass? sorry. is that too trailer trash

a word for you? how does rat bastard sit with you? that's pretty good. look, i'm... i, um, i made all this food. it's just sittin' here, um... i really don't know who else to talk to about him. mmm. this is good. thanks. i don't understand. this is summer school? uh-huh. why do you think trevor stopped talking? i don't know. he seems mad. well, seventh grade is difficult, but he seems very happy at school. maybe i'm wrong. maybe it's fine.

how much do you see him? as much as i can. how much is that? no, i'm not doin' a bunch of skanky guys instead of spending time with my son, ok? i got 2 jobs. right. i meant that. couldn't have just been a question. uh, mrs. mckinney, do you think there might be something, um, i don't know, outside of schl that might bothering him? i don't know. ok, you know, i'm gonna have to consult my spirit guides here, because you tell me that trevor's withholding from you, but you won't tell me anything specific, and you still want me toit here and divine why. divine why? you always talk like that? yes. you go to some big, fancy school? yes. think you could stop rubbing my nose in it?

is there a father? he doesn't live here anymore. i n't know where he is. yeah. i know what that's like. [knock on door] bonnie: arlene, i've called you 5 times. did you slip or what? bonnie. no, listen, you don't call your sponsor once in a while, you don't have a sponsor. bonnie! what? arlene: this is eugene simonet. you're not supposed to date for a year. arlene: this isn't a date. no, i'm--i'm trevor's teacher. it isn't. it's-- we're having a conference, and, uh, we were through. we're done. arlene: we're done.