what did he spot you? 50, 60 bucks? i don't know what you're talking about. i was only trying to help you. you don't know what help is! you ever heard a baby cry 'cause it was hungry? yeah, sure. "yeah, sure." good. then you know it's a crying nothing but food is gonna fix. and when you gotta listen to that crying, you know ain't nothing you can do except you gotta get something in that kid's mouth. you do whatever it takes, okay, mr. principal? you got three months left till you graduate, treena. look, screw it, man. i'm sorry about what happened today. just leave. that's it? just go? you think i'm not dying to get out of this hole? you think i want to live like this? you're wrong, sucker, 'cause i don't. but some of us don't have a choice like that. i gave you a choice, and you screwed me! then why you still wasting your time?

because if you quit, that means i let you quit. that means i quit, too. so, i want you in that classroom at 6:00 tomorrow morning. and if you're not there, i'm gonna come up here, i'm gonna drag you in there. you're crazy. yeah. yeah, i'm crazy. (door slams shut) you just show up! i said like it was. that looks all right.

(turning on ignition) we can give 'em bag number three, four, five... your choice. i don't know what kind of type dealers these are. (indistinct chattering) (inaudible)

(drug dealer shouting) (inaudible) no, let me. kill that man, you hear me?

oh, my god. rick: they're gonna like you in prison, victor. no one saw nothing. you think so, huh? home, james. (door slams shut) what the hell is wrong with you? that blow in the head give you brain damage, or something? anybody see anything? no! nobody's gonna identify him! man! man, you're lucky that i'm not scraping your dead tail off that street after a bull move like that. who do you think you are? dirty harry or somebody?

yeah. (sighing) i lost my head. yeah, it's a good thing that's all you lost. i been protecting your act left and right around here, but once we get out there, outside these school grounds, man, you are on your own! yeah? well, maybe now duncan knows i'm not kidding around anymore. victor duncan doesn't learn lessons. but he's gonna come back and teach you one. you can believe that stuff. jake? what? why are you so afraid of him? man, the only thing that i'm afraid of, is if me and that boy lock horns, either he's gonna kill me or i'm gonna kill him. there won't be no overtime. that is the only thing that i'm afraid of.

i took myself through this school, by myself. victor duncans are gonna come and go. one comes up, the other one goes down. there's always gonna be one. i'm lucky to get out of here with my face intact. why did you come back? this is the launching pad. it's the glory days. the glory days! when there was a football team, i had three consecutive 900-yard seasons. the "phillips head screwdriver." led me to a diploma, university scholarship. after two years, i pleaded hardship. got drafted by the new york titans. i had one pretty promising season there. then, pop! busted my knee. in an exhibition game, too.

i didn't come back 100%. i got axed. no name, no fame. no more of that long green i was really getting used to. so, i came back here. came back to brandel. to see if i could find that... that... that thing that sprung me out of here in the first place. well, i'm glad you came back. i'm glad you're here. i know you're glad. you'd be dead by now. that what you want? right now, this is all i got. this is it.

and you know what? i'm gonna make a school out of this place. that's for sure. see you later. (door closes)

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what's at home? i don't know. hey, good job on the tank and the helmet. really inspiring work, you know that? come on, we gotta get going. we gotta get outta here. i was sort of waiting for miss orozco. ooh! got a little thing for miss orozco, huh? (chuckling) don't you think she's a little old for ya? no. no!

(exclaims) no! no. (breathing hard) (screams) we gotta lock up. (screaming) stop! (groaning)

(exclaims) shut up! (whimpering) god! no! god, no! (sobbing) don't need this no more! that's the last time you ever make fun of me! get away from me! (groaning) oh, dear god! get up! come on!

(crying) (students shouting) what? what? what? what? what? what? huh? sit down. sit down! sit. come on. what are you doing, huh? come on, in your seats. sit down.

okay, emile, this ought to be a good one. let's hear it. man, i don't know what it be. homeboy just started hitting me, man. just out of the blue? yeah. you should be in jail, man! he helped white zac get miss orozco. man, no, i didn't, man! rick: hey, hey, sit down. lighten up. but we don't have no teacher. he left. well, you have one now. but you're a principal, man! that's right. you're the principal. i know there's a law against this. okay, let's see. the journal assignment was, "why did they call world war i the war to end all wars?" obviously it wasn't the last world war or it wouldn't have a number one after it. so, what was their reason of thinking that this was gonna be the last war? yeah? boy: because, man, if you kill off all your enemies, there won't be no one left to fight you. that's true. good, that's good. that's good thinking.

that's a stupid reason, ricky. rick: is that an invitation? i mean, you want to join me after school for 200 push-ups, emile? i don't want that stuff, man. okay, any other answers? yes? 'cause it would change all the differences they would ever have. that's what they were thinking. very good. who is you? miss albert einstein? (all laughing) 28, 29, 30. you got something to tell me about miss orozco? i don't know nothing about that. you don't? all right, come on. come on, start pushing the floor. let's go. 31. 32. 31! (breathlessly) 31, 32. 33. what are you looking at? 34.

go clean something. 35. the bathrooms stink. go do that. 36. hey, yo, ricky. somebody be here for you, man. rick: come on in. did you want to see me, sir? yeah, i want to see you. well, am i in trouble or something? you want to explain this? miss orozco said i can do it just so's i can turn something in. yeah, well, i'm taking miss orozco's class for the next few days. unfortunately, i can't read alien. you wanna do me a favor and write it in english? but... just like everybody else, okay? but she said i can do that till i learn better. oh, yeah? she was teaching me this at lunchtime every day. what's that? give it here. let's see it.

you can't read? i'm almost finished with it. she says she has another one for me. hey, keep your nose down! come on, keep pushing! 51, 52. wanna finish it now? 53. all right, pull up a chair. 54. 55. we'll knock these suckers right out. 56. where were you at? here? yeah. all right, go ahead. (reading slowly) "'i cannot be a dog,' said tootle." (laughs) tootle? um, that's a, uh, an "er" sound, like in, uh, "nerd." nerd? yeah. turtle? yeah, very good. turtle... emile: man, that sounds like a baby book! what you be reading a baby book for? hey, i don't wanna hear nothing outta you but sucking wind!

look at that. homeboy be learning to read. you got a problem with that? no, man, i got a problem with you! hey, hold it right there! okay, shakespeare. go ahead, read anything. go on. "'no, you cannot do that,' said pig. "'i cannot be a dog,' said turtle. "'i do not want to be a dog.'" mom taught us at bedtime. well, good. go home. come on, get out. don't worry about him. come on, sit down. okay, all i've got is these three pages and i'm done. that's right. three more pages and this book's history. emile: yo, ricky!

you be history too, man. yeah, something's wrong with that kid. victor's gang. i heard he quit 'em. i heard he left today. oh, god. what's happening? look, i didn't mean to laugh at him. i think it's good he be trying to read. that's not what i wanna hear. you got a story to tell. i wanna hear that. i ain't got no story, man! come on. they wanted me to write this note to miss orozco, asking her to meet me after school, but i wouldn't, man! i'm telling you the truth! all right. hey, who wrote it? who wrote the letter?

victor be doing it for white zac. he helped zac put the black paper in the window. he help him out so he could be our homeboy, help us get rid of some other whites. they say you all that's left, man. they gonna make you behave. i appreciate that. hey, man. talk to me. they wanted me to take out some homeboy today. i wouldn't, man. i just told 'em no. you did the right thing. i don't know, ricky. when you be with victor, you can go wherever you want. do whatever you want. what are you, a wuss? say what? i said, are you a wuss? you keep sucking up to those guys, you're gonna follow 'em right down the tubes, you know that? hey, man, i said no to 'em, didn't i? i ain't going back. you "ain't" going back? i'm not going back. all right, then! okay! give me five, up high! come on, on the side.

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