and she's like no honey, they don't have spaghetti and meatballs, they have lasagna. he's like i'll take the lasagna. [ laughter ] >> seth: a man of simple taste. >> yeah. >> seth: now i know we both made the observation that when bernie talks it looks like he is trying to get the waiters attention. >> oh, yeah, i love that. >> seth: i've said he's trying to signal for the check but i think i like yours more. >> lemon wedges, i need lemon wedges. [ laughter ] >> seth: because bernie would only ask for stuff that's gratis he doesn't want to order stuff that's going to cost more. he wants free lemo [ laughter ] >> and if anybody's paying for that it's the government [ applause ] >> seth: there you go. a lot was written. the narrative was to some degree that bernie helped pull hillary to the left. you are skeptical though as far as how progressive she would be if she finds her way to office. >> yeah, they're not going to like this. no, i don't believe it. i'm not going to believe it until i see it. i think it's just a ruse, like oh, yeah, progressives and

sure i'm against the tpp. obama can you go ahead and pass it right away? i'll have to see it. but i don't think she's a real progressive, no. >> seth: another thing you've talked about is how trump is running on being a business man. that is sort of his claim to fame and yet you've pointed out not great at it. >> no, he is horrible at it. what's interesting is that republicans love failed businessmen. so george w. bush couldn't make money in oil in texas, and trump couldn't make money running casinos. there's a saying, the house always wins. and he bankrupted himself running three casinos. like it's never been done before in american history. he is a record breakingly bad business man. so one time he's applying for a loan from deutsche bank and he's like oh i'm worth $3.5 billion. and yeah, this is a loan, you actually have to actually prove it and so later in a deposition when they asked him why'd you write $3.5 billion when you weren't even close to a billionaire?

own feelings. [ laughter ] that's not a thing. that's not a thing. you can't like my own feelings on a bank loan. >> seth: for $3.5 billion. >> he's like, i feel like a billion bucks. [ laughter ] >> seth: i will say this, i can't wait for the three debates. the vp debate, do you think anyone will watch this? do you think it will be the lowest rated vice presidential debate ever? >> i think there's some chance that the vp debate already happened. >> seth: yeah, that's a good point. [ laughter ] it just happened and we don't know. [ applause ] 'cause i'd like to see how it went down. congratulations on the show and all of your success. and i'm looking forward to the fusion. >> thank you. thank you seth. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: cenk uygur everybody. "the young turks" on fusion premieres september 12th. we'll be right back. ??

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>> carson: welcome to "last call," i'm your host carson daly. coming to you tonight from 230 fifth. we've got a good one for you. coming up we've got actress and comedian cameron esposito, the music is dii'l at fonda but first the breakout series that i love so much. "narcos" returns for a second season as does the show's star wagner mora, who earned huge praise for his gutsy portrayal of the colombian drug lord, pablo escobar. for more we're going to send you right now to the hudson in west hollywood, for tonight's "last call" spotlight. ??

>> for me as a brazilian we all thought, even i thought, the olympics were going to be a disaster. it ended up doing well i mean. >> and without ryan lochte it would've been perfect. >> that was the -- yeah. that was the only bad part of it. >> and that's not on you. >> and that wasn't our fault, right? the crazy thing is that when he said that he was robbed, and i was like [ bleep ]. but when he started to talk about this. yeah so there were guys dressed as policeman and they said "go to the ground" and i said "i'm not going to the ground" and i go "this is not, no." and you're still alive? this is not how brazilian criminals act, dude. my name is wagner mora and i

>> four thousand soldiers. tens of thousands of rounds fired. there was no way pablo escobar was getting out of this one, right? [ speaking foreign language ] ?? >> when i was invited to play pablo, i think i have read basically everything that was written about him. but i did that in order to forget all that, and then to i didn't try to imitate him. what i like about it, is that not only pablo is portrayed as a human being of course he's a mean awful man, but he was a man who had a family. pablo wanted to be loved. he wanted to be accepted but also he wanted to be the president of colombia. do you know how crazy this is?

[ speaking in foreign language ] ?? >> i arrived in medellin, colombia five months before the crew, i mean netflix didn't even know i was being considered to play the part, and i was already there. >> you didn't have the part yet right? didn't you move there -- >> no i didn't have the part. it was -- sometimes you know this was the craziest thing i have ever done as an actor. because, i'm brazilian i was really skinny i didn't speak spanish. it's a horrible case of miscasting.

[ speaking in foreign language ] >> it's all shot in colombia. 90% of the things that you see there really, really happened. we wanted to be as respectful as we could with the colombian history. the whole thing is shot in locations in colombia, never did a studio scene ever. ?? >> if >> yeah. >> the very first thing you have to do is have the character speak in the actual language they speak. >> i guess so. when i was a kid i was always fascinated when i watched second world war films, where german people spoke english with a german accent. and was like that doesn't make any sense, these guys they don't speak english they speak -- they are german people. and the german accent was the weirdest thing for me, it was like why accent? come on.

for all of us when escobar got killed. and the fact that we did that, in the very same place where the real guy was killed. few times in my life as an actor i felt that you know, how do you call when your -- >> yeah, goosebumps. >> yeah, it was all the time. all of us. ?? i was a teenager but i remember, really clearly the image of the fat guy dead on the rooftop. and i remember thinking like "wow this guy is really fat." you know "he's really big." as much as i was eating like crazy i would never get to that point. so in that scene we had to have a prosthetic. i mean the first season covers like fifteen years of pablo's life from the first day pablo actually seized cocaine to the day he escapes from la catedral. so i was getting bigger with pablo, because when he was younger he was not that chubby, so we were getting bigger

he was going and i just couldn't follow him. >> i have limitations -- >> i have natural limitations, yeah. ?? >> carson: that was wagner mora. who is incredible in "narcos." season two, thank god, is out. it's available now on netflix. coming up the music tonight is diiv. they'll perform at the fonda and we'll be right back. ?? ears. you named it brad. you loved brad. and then you totaled him. you two had been through everything together. two boyfriends, three jobs... you're like nothing can replace brad. then liberty mutual calls...

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>> carson: welcome back. cameron esposito is a veteran comic whose new show hits close to home. it's a romantic comedy, for the stand-up crowd that features the semi-autobiographical account of her life and her marriage to fellow comedian rhea butcher. it's called "take my wife," and for more we go to smoke.oil.salt for tonight's spotlight. ?? >> style is so important to you. >> yeah, you have eyes in your face. i'm a beautiful woman with cool ass style. ?? >> what is your style? >> i mean i think it's bowie. i think it's always bowie, but i have like a person who helps me do my make-up because i can't do make-up. that's not something i ever learned to do. this feels so right to me. whatever this is, this sort of space age motorcycle martian.

i feel really good! ?? hi i'm cameron esposito from "take my wife" which i star in and i created it. ?? [ laughter ] ?? >> welcome to the rest of our lives. ?? >> working with rhea is the best thing in the world. we were working together before we were even dating. like i actually introduced her the first time she ever did stand-up. i have like a ten year head start on her. she was a brand new baby comic and i thought this woman has, like everything it takes. i want to see her succeed and i love her material. so, we've always been working together. that being said, working with your partner for 14 hours a day on a really stressful project

out with each other is a terrible idea full of fighting and awfulness. i don't know why we did it! [ laughter ] it's for you, we did it for you. ?? >> can i post a photo of you in bed? >> no, no and hey you got to stop saying i'm trying to be a comic on podcasts. i am a comic. this is why we don't talk about our relationship. >> well, if you let me talk about our being together, i wouldn't accidentally say things on podcasts i don't remember saying. o celine dion? >> no, but i'm sure i did. did i say she was amazing? did i say i love her so much? did i say she's like the woman i wish i was married to. i'm just kidding. >> hey. ?? >> it was like a real stretch coming up with the concept for the show. >> it sounds like it might be slightly autobiographical. >> yeah, so we specifically decided that no things would be off limits. there are things personally about our lives that we keep a little bit private because, like some privacy important.

show. [ laughter ] which i know is gonna like really effect the number of people that go watch it. ?? >> lesbians on tv, when they kiss, the whole world goes into slow motion and vaseline is on all the, on the lenses of the cameras and obviously that's not the real world. i mean that has been the trend in television up until this point because the people that have been creating these characters, by and large, have been straight men. and so, when straight men imagine lesbians, they imagine like long fingernails, not true. they imagine two sides of long hair, not always. and they don't imagine as many jackets as we have in real life. so the important thing about the show i think is showing us as we really are. ?? is there a quintessential cameron esposito joke? i have like a greatest hit. it's about -- guacamole. i was on a party planning

the game whack-a-mole and somebody else on the committee look at me and said, "i think it's pronounced guacamole." that's actually amazing because that's not what i meant at all. that woman thinks i don't know how to say guacamole, how does she think i live my life? like, how does she think it goes for me when i go to chipotle? ?? >> why stand-up? >> why stand-up? stand-up is awesome. stand-up is awesome. we are arrogant people. why would you do this job if you didn't think that you were a special flower. because you're getting up on stage and being like, "no, i got it from here." like there's some arrogance in there. but we're also, i think deeply nervous about whether or not we're okay and we're kind of airing that. and i think that's something that everybody relates to. ?? >> carson: that was cameron esposito. "take my wife" is available on seeso. more music from diiv right after

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