finally tonight, we mark the passing of conservative political columnist robert novak who died this morning after a battle with brain cancer. he is best known for his work on

cnn's "crossfires" and for his columns in the "chicago sun-times." he broke many stories, but none bigger than the outing of covert cia agent valerie plame six years ago. he was 78. and "the new york times" restaurant critic mark bruni has been argued as the most powerful man, and his reviews inspire fear in chefs and restaurateurs alike. but you might be surprised to find out what his biggest fear was. that's tomorrow. that's our report for tonight. "jimmy kimmel live" is up next. from all of us at abc news, good night, america. tonight on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> ashton kutcher. are you twittering right now? >> i'm moving it in my pocket and sending a tweet. >> the person who is most deserving of custody is katherine jackson. >> she didn't get --

>> today's agreement shows that she responded with heart and integrity and selflessness. >> people are selling team kate and team jon t-shirts. i'm on team who cares? >> the script. ♪ >> "jimmy kimmel live" back in two minutes with ashton kutcher, and music from the script. during the autobahn for all event, you can get great deals. yeah, it's great. i just really want to be sure. whoa, it's us from... - the future. - cool. eleven days in the future. look, you love your new routan. you love the german-tuned suspension. you love not having to pay for scheduled maintenance. you-- i love what you've done with your hair. we'll take it. announcer: now during the autobahn for all event, get 0% apr on a 2009 routan. hurry in before your future volkswagen is history.

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with cleto and the cletones. and now, can you believe it, here's jimmy kimmel! captions paid for by abc, inc. hi, everyone. i'm the host of the show. my name is jimmy, and i'm here to excite your minds and warm your hearts, so get them ready, i guess. the big news around these parts, an earthquake measuring 6.9 on the richter scale hit the baja area. that's a big one, by the way. it was felt as far away as san diego. fortunately, no one was hurt.

it did break open a dozen pinatas. when i say that 6.9, that's our measurement. in mexico, thai don't use the richter scale. they use something called the guillermometer. here's how it works. you can see. we've got a guy, there's guillermo. >> and when he feels shaking, he's able to measure it. >> cuatro -- >> 4.7. according to how much his margaritas sloshes around. that's a pretty good -- >> ay yi yi. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> oh, [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] >> there's the one we pray never happens. >> yeah. >> can i get another one? >> guillermo's life.

i want to wish happy birthday to barack obama. the president turned 48 years, if he was ever really born, that is. [ laughter ] i guess that depends on if you believe his birth certificate or not, but his birthday is a reminder of why healthcare is so important. as you know, due to a lack of healthcare coverage, his mother was turned away from a number of hospitals and was forced to give birth in a manger. [ laughter ] but it all worked out. do you know this is an interesting birthday fact, do you know it's a federal offense to put the president through a spanking machine on his birthday. i thought this was nice. the first lady got him a brand new pair of her jeans for his birthday. but what do you get for the man who has oprah, you know? white house secretary robert gibbs was asked yesterday how the president would be spending his birthday. it sounded like there was no fun planned at all.

>> the senate democrats will come down to the white house tomorrow and have lunch here with the president. um, and as the president's birthday, chuck e. cheese was booked. >> that's true, chuck e. cheese was booked. and do you know who booked it? that guy right there. [ laughter ] it's impossible to get him out of the house. meanwhile, former president bill clinton is on his way home from north korea right now. he made a surprise visit to attempt to secure the release of two female american journalist, two young, shapely, attractive female journalists who were imprisoned by north korean police after they illegally crossed the border from china. i don't know what he said to kim jong il, but it worked because they released them. and i have to say it was nice to see bill clinton get a release he's not impeached for for a change. right? [ laughter ] the rumor is they made a deal.

kim jong il gave the women a special pardon and in return he got 20 pairs of hillary's pantsuits. so a little something to spruce up his wardrobe. [ laughter ] so that's pretty impressive. clinton goes over there and frees the prisoners and brings them back. that's like rambo. by the way, now plenty of time for the ladies to say thanks on the long plane ride home. and may god help any nation that tries to kidnap megan fox! one thing i noticed from the pictures of the trip, check this out. here's kim jong il. all right. seated there. and here's mahmoud our members only jacket of iran, the only -- the official uniform of the psychopathic leader is the zip-up. see, they should all be deported. this is something, because of the economy, the postal service is

being forced to close several hundred post offices around the country. the postal service is facing a $7 billion budget short fall this year. in addition to closing the post offices, they're also raising the price of a first-class stamp. it will now be $4,000. [ laughter ] and it's a shame to see people out of work, but i have to admit i am looking forward to hearing postal workers complain how slow the lines are at the unemployment office. right? [ laughter ] this weekend, x games xv took place here in los angeles. the gold medal women, it's called the super x, went to ashley pilak, who has been deaf since birth. and it was pretty cool to see her win and even cooler to see kristen garrett attempt to interview her after the event. >> all right, ashley, i saw a sign that said patterns and you wanted to force her to make a mistake and you got the mistake

that you wanted. how does this gold medal feel? >> it's awesome right now. >> i want to look at the mic move again. in slow motion here. how does this feel in her face, and he just pulls -- oh, go over right over. in fairness, there's a lot of pot smoking at the games. and jon and kate returned to television last night. fortunately they were awarted joint custody of the camera crews. and i saw this on the internet, people are selling team kate and team jon t-shirts. you can publicly pick a side which is nice. i'm selling a t-shirt. i'm on team who cares? it looks -- >> you look great. that's good. >> so far we're outselling the other two combined by about nine to one. that's good. this is an interesting theme. the mozart foundation has announced two long unidentified pieces of music were written by

wolfgang am -- amadeus mozart when he was 7 years old. one of the pieces is called -- which in english means you're not the boss of me. they announced the news in saltsburg on sunday and where an austrian pianist performed it on his own piano. >> wolfgang amadeus mozart is adding to his repertoire. researchers have unveiled two piano pieces recently identified as childhood creations by the legendary composer. ♪ the composition were found in a book and it's believed it was written when he was 6, 7 or 8 years old. ♪ >> perhaps the finest admission ever. yesterday here in l.a. michael jackson's mother katherine was awarded permanent custody of the

three children. one strange thing, her husband joe jackson -- this is true, signed a statement that said he only visits the house occasionally and will not be involved in raising the kids. he will only stop by when he needs a new pencil to draw in his eyebrows and mustache. this is like dracula signing a statement not to promise to bite necks. they want to change the youngest boy's blanket's name. they want to change it to slanket. apparently, they have some sort of endorsement deal with -- that's not true. not everything surrounding the jackson family is strange, but this is odd. this is the way that the court decided to award custody. tell me if this seems unusual to you. >> custody of michael jackson's three children was granted today at a los angeles courthouse. after carefully reviewing the details of the case, superior

court judge opted for the little used wheel of custody. and the legal guardian is -- katherine jackson. katherine jackson takes home all three children and a stuffed pooh. congratulations to katherine jackson. [ applause ] >> i don't know. i had to whack a mole like 700 times to get my kids. one more thing. our old pal and michael jackson's super fan jake byrd found his way to the custody hearing. a number of local and national news outlets caught up with him. here's a sampling of jake byrd. >> the jackson hearing attracted a comedian. >> nice job, you nailed it. >> take a couple more questions. >> you did it, buddy. trial of the century. >> if you're a fan of the "jimmy kimmel live," you'll notice the heckler at the o.j. simpson trial as well as when paris hilton was released from jail. >> he's not a heckler, he's a fan.

and he's with us tonight. ashton kutcher is here. we have music from the script. and when we come back, jake byrd at the jackson custody hearing, we'll be right back.

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♪ hi there. we're back. with us, actor, producer, twitterer, his new movie "spread" opens august 14. ashton kutcher is here. then later on, they just spent three nights opening for paul mccartney in new york and for u2 too. they are currently on tour of the united states. this is their self-titled debut album, from dublin, which is in ireland, music from the script. tomorrow we'll be joined by

vanessa hudgens, eli roth, and miike snow. and later this week, sienna miller, rachel nichols, dave salmoni and his wild animals, do they have to be wild? can't we have some nice, pleasant animals here for a change? doug benson and quentin tarantino. and rachel nichols will be here. so join us then. if you pay close attention to celebrity court proceedings, and i do, you're probably familiar with jake byrd. jake is a big celebrity supporter and he was michael jackson's number one fan. we first met him years ago outside the michael jackson trial in santa maria. then he started popping up at places like the paris hilton sentencing. >> he ruled that he was remanding paris hilton to serve the remainder of her hearing at the sentencing -- >> no, no, no! >> and that's jake. and then at the second o.j. trial. >> we expect mr. simpson to be

processed and released fairly quickly. >> yes! >> so whenever there are video cameras around and famous people on trial or whatever, jake byrd is there. so when the ravenous news media descended to feast on this custody hearing for michael jackson's three kids yesterday, jake byrd of course was there. >> i know that michael had a difficult and tumultuous with -- tumultuous relationship with his father, but i'm not sure if that will inure his children to his grandmother.

>> the little girl is named after paris hilton and her new dad is joe jackson. win win baby. [ laughter ] >> i don't know if it would be good for raising three kids right now. >> but she has joe jackson as a helper and if joe jackson is able to sprinkle his talent dust on them and create another jackson supergroup, his belt will end up in the rock and roll hall of fame. >> joe jackson ruined the first family, he doesn't need another one. thank you. >> exactly. >> i assume based on that she hasn't had much -- >> let me tell you something. can i interrupt for a second. >> go a45ed. -- go ahead. go ahead. >> michael jackson, he meant a lot to a lot of people. >> exactly. ron artest said it best. michael, michael, you're my ninja. because he didn't know that michael jackson was a ninja. that's the secret of being a good ninja. that's how he lost his nose, a ninja fight. >> he'll be missed. >> a lot of the media circus isn't going to bring michael jackson back. we need a good old fashioned seance. >> muhammad ali is next. unfortunately. >> look at the tropical fish store. she's not a pretty mermaid fish,

but a marble headed -- debbie rowe. imagine those kids going to breakfast every day. >> i don't know. i think that's kind of obnoxious. she's not ugly. >> no, no, she's hideous. [ laughter ] >> i think it's a very -- >> oh, my god, i love your braces. look at her! where are you from? you are so funny! [ laughter ] >> sounds good! sounds good. now beat it. >> that person who is most deserving of custody is katherine jackson. >> she's getting custody. baby. >> i'm going to work. ♪ ♪ i've got to go. ♪ she's getting custody, custody ♪ >> hey, get this guy the [ bleep ] out of here!

>> custody, custody, custody! custody, custody, custody! >> free the jackson three! free the jackson three! free the jackson three! >> what is your name? >> jake -- >> jake what? >> jake byrd. >> it is fun to be a cop? >> it is. >> can i play with your guns? >> not today. [ laughter ] you don't take medication, do you? >> i wish. >> nothing prescribed, anyway. >> we have a couple people from the media that said you have interrupted press conferences and things like that before. have you done that? >> i haven't interrupted press conferences, but i have been at press conferences. they never want to talk to me because i'm michael jackson's number one fan. >> from nbc news, this is "today." >> today's results, 5 1/2 weeks after the tragic death of michael jackson, eliminates

uncertainty and offers some stability to the lives of the children. >> this is a fox 11 news at noon. >> i want to applaud debbie rowe. she's faced difficulty and pressures none of us know. >> this is the channel 4 news at 11:00. >> today's agreement shows she responded with heart, integrity and selflessness. thank you very much. >> joe -- >> no further questions, no further questions. hell no debbie rowe! >> get out of here! [ cheers and applause ] >> wow. ladies and gentlemen, jake byrd. jake, once again, you wound up in the middle of -- jake jake jake, once again you wound up in the middle of the press conference. >> did you see me on the news? >> we saw the whole thing on the news. >> you showed it? >> yeah. >> i was making big yellow, show it again.

>> do you think big justice was shown at the courthouse? >> i think so. they gave michael jackson's kids to the grandmother. i could never live with my grandmother because she always give us dietic candy and she's dead. it's a mess. >> how many of the jacksons have you met? in person. >> i met rebi, freddy and joe jackson, but it turned out it was a white english guy. >> and of michael's kids, do you have a favorite of the three children? >> yes. easy, paris. no no, prince, prince too. blanket. no, no, i'm going to go with the norwegian love child amarosa. >> well, jake, you have done it again. thank you again for coming. great to have you here. >> thanks for having me. >> jake byrd, the number one michael jackson fan. we'll be right back with ashton kutcher.

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♪ we're back. still to come, the script will be here. when our first guest isn't terrorizing fellow celebrities,

twittering his more than three million followers or being the perfect husband to his wife demi moore, he acts. his latest movie "spread" with anne heche hits select theaters on august 14. please welcome ashton kutcher. [ cheers and applause ] great. here, that's a talk show no no, ashton. if i don't have this card i don't know what your name is. how are you doing? what's happening? >> i'm good. >> are you twittering right now as we speak? >> i maneuver in my pocket and make it send tweets. are you upset with me? >> not at all. why would i -- >> you didn't come by the dressing room. i felt like why didn't he come by? >> i never say go by and say hello. i rarely -- >> now you like me less? >> i think you're confusing me with leno. here's what it is. >> no, i'm not.

>> i think it's weird to go say hello and then we have to -- >> then we have to fake hello out here. >> it's like a weird thing. >> i've got that. i have a friend of mine that wants to go on a date with you. >> is it a guy? >> no it's a girl. she told me to tell you that she's funny, she's smart and she's cute and she's got good boobs. that's what he said to tell you. >> she's got to be weird up there. >> she told me to tell owe. -- she told me to tell you. i'm putting it out there. >> twitter about it. now i'm embarrassed. well, thank you. thank you. did you tell her good things about me? >> she already was into you, man. i saw her last night. she was like, you have to tell him. i don't know. could be a good thing. >> you could be my pimp. you could funnel women to me. that could be a great thing for me. now that you're married. pass it along. [ laughter ] i see you talking about this twitter. i have seen you on oprah and larry king.

all this sort of thing. you don't make any money. shouldn't they be paying you for this? the twitter people. >> yes. >> yes, they should. >> they should. >> have you been offered -- >> they keep talking about this company being worth $500 million and i'm like, i want half. like give me something. >> you've done one of the dumbest things ever. you have gone on a media blitz for somebody that you're not getting paid by at all. >> i know. >> you would never do that with another company. >> but, you know, what the thing is, i like it because i get to connect with like people and collaborate with a large group of people. i think it's fun. i have to make stuff and like -- you know, i was doing a movie, right? we had a scene we were working on and we were trying to come up with a joke. you know, we had the writers coming up with stuff. nothing was ringing. i went on twitter and i asked the twitter people on there, give me a joke for this scene. here's the scene. they gave me 5,000 jokes that were amazing. like i tried a bunch of them.

i did 20 different takes and tried a different joke on each take in the movie and we'll see. maybe one of the jokes ends up in the movie. >> you could do a whole movie with just lines written by -- >> that's what i was thinking. jimmy, like we could do -- like we could do this. like we could actually do a movie and we'd like collaborate it with the people on -- >> collabr-writing. >> i'm making stuff up in my head. this is all -- this is coming out of the head. >> when you have all those followers, let's say people send you one message a month, that's probably very low, that's three million messages you have to deal with a month. >> so i probably get about ten -- maybe like -- probably like 2,000 to 3,000 at replies a day. i'm just guessing. i probably skim through half of them and respond to about, you know, 5% of them or something like that. i got on to follow -- there were a couple of cool people that

were doing interesting things in the tech world that i was interested in. there's like this -- kevin rose, runs this thing called dig that i wanted to check out. there's a guy jason who had a company i wanted to check out. i was following tech crunch on there and a bunch of different people. i wanted to see what they were up to and what they were doing and how they were using the tool. and then people started to follow me and it got a little silly. but, you know, the cool thing is that we have been able to use it to build campaigns. we did a thing for feeding america where kellogg's gave $10 million worth of product to feeding america to fill the food banks. >> this is why the country is so fat, because of you. >> well, those are for people that don't get to eat because -- >> i see what you're saying. that makes more sense. >> the fat people gave the skinny people more food, we could all just eat. >> yeah. yeah. >> like we could solve obesity and human hunger at the same time. >> you're right. you're right, but try getting a

pizza out of my hand. good luck. >> likewide. i'm not giving up my pizza either. >> you just did an action hero. is this your first action hero type of movie? >> yeah. it was my first. it was awesome. >> what's awesome about that? >> i try to do as much of the stunt stuff as i can. >> me too. >> i see you out here. you like walk from here, walk out here, then you walk around. >> that door doesn't open itself. >> you talk to people. i don't know. you've got to avoid all these chairs and stuff. it's -- it's like sexy. [ laughter ] but i did this thing. i started to do like training for it. getting -- i really got -- my character was like -- my director asked me to take an amalgamation of different martial arts and sort of form my own craft. so i started to take mcgraw and then i started to train with the national champion in france, and

then i started learning some like filipino knife fighting stuff. it's like sort of a motion -- and then i got on set and, you know when you're training with a guy, he's got gloves and i'm 3 doing a scene with a stunt guy. and i knocked the guy out, like this guy was like 250, like a big guy. and i mean, i didn't mean to knock him out. but he like threw -- we were on a yacht and it's like going like this. i threw this weird crazy back kick in the air and then he goes to throw a punch and i block it and then i knuckle -- it all happened so fast. i wasn't used to practicing stuff, i was practicing like the real fight. so i accidentally really -- >> you punched a man in the face and he went out cold? >> one punch could knock the dude out. i'm sitting -- >> hold on. wait a second.

i'm seeing it on usc. so those guys are trained professionals. if you hit a guy in the right spot, we could do it right now. >> let's not. let's not. >> but the dude just went and was like -- >> really? >> yeah. i kept going with the scene. i didn't know -- i knew i grazed him. i didn't know i hit him hard. i put him in a choke hold and he was heavier than -- oh, gee. >> was he mad? >> he was knocked out and then he got up and wobbled and then went down -- we went to lunch. i was like -- >> wow, there's great. have you gotten that on videotape for yourself to watch? >> i watch it on a loop. i watch it. >> you know what i've always wanted to do? sneak up to somebody, grab their neck and just kill them. like -- like jack bauer does, you know? i don't think it works. [ laughter ] so mind your p's and q's is what i'm saying here. we'll take a break and when we

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♪ ♪ hi, there, we are back with ashton kutcher. still to come, music from the script. how long have you and demi been married now? >> we have been together for six years, been married for four. >> four years. [ cheers and applause ] and does she get annoyed with all this communicating with three million people all the time? >> no she's got 1.5 million on her twitter account. we both do it together. >> so you never have to actually speak to each other like at a meal or something? >> no we tweet each other. it makes it easier in some respects. >> because you were actually filming yourself for your twitter account while riding a motorcycle. >> yeah. >> which doesn't seem like a great idea. but let's look at the clip here. >> here you are, on your motorcycle. >> yes.

>> now this is okay. but this not okay right here. yeah. that's no good at all. why would you do something like that? and what kind of an example is that for your teenage step children -- >> i didn't come out here to get accosted. i'm just going to walk out. >> you're in this movie with anne heche and tell everybody what your character is. >> i play a social sexual grifter. you know, i kind of sleep with women, just so i have a place to live, a place to stay. sexy. it's hot. >> i saw the movie. you did a very good job in it. there's a lot of nudity in the film. >> yeah. >> a great deal of nudity. >> yeah. >> in fact, i recall you're serving like -- >> breakfast -- pantless. >> with no pants on. >> yeah. it happens. >> anne heche is naked through the whole thing. >> yeah.

she's cute, smart, funny. >> she looks fantastic. >> your type. >> she looks fantastic. >> your type. you know? everybody's type. anne is incredible in this movie. like i was so privileged to work with her. i also produced the movie, so that was like -- that was -- >> is that right? >> yeah, it's interesting. i was doing all the nude scenes where i was naked and having sex and i got a sock and rubber band on the business, right? tell them to try to move carafe service when you're standing there with that. maybe we should move the shot around. try to get people to take you seriously when you're standing there naked with a sock and a rubber band. it's kind of tough. you don't have much authority as a producer when you're in that position. >> are there people like this guy that you play -- are there guys in hollywood that make their living -- >> i think there are. there's an age where women don't need a guy to financially support them. they can get go get a great job and be paid well and have a house and -- >> and have little hooker boys on the side.

>> and have hooker boys on the side. think about it. dudes have been doing this forever. right? hook up with a girl and i think women are at a point now and have been for a while where they have play things and my character is kind of a play thing. >> i would like to be a play thing. wouldn't you like to be play thing, uncle frank? >> yeah, i really want to hang out with him. i want to hang out with hip. >> my man -- my man -- >> when i get older i want to be like him in real life. when i get older. >> all right, uncle frank. all right. look at you. >> my man, uncle frank. >> so let's take a look at a clip. i think you need to set it up a little bit. what's the clip? >> this is a clip where -- oh, yeah. >> you're giving some words of wisdom in a way, your character. >> yeah. my character, so i've hooked up with anne heche's character and she's letting me stay in her house now, which is my character's goal. then i have a girl come by who was sort of an ex. and my character really is trying to hook up with her too.

>> take a look, a clip from the new movie "spread", opens august 14. >> it's not what you think. >> you can tell me. i mean, not like you're getting any from me. >> when a girl tells you you're not getting any, before you ask, before you even try, you're getting some. >> mm-hmm. what do you tell these women? >> look. why do you care? >> um, when you call me lonely and miserable in ten years, i can tell you exactly how you got there. >> there you go. ashton kutcher's. what's her name? >> rachel blanchard. >> opens in select cities august 14. ashton kutcher, everybody. we'll be right back with music from the script. how does miller lite get all that great pilsner taste?

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in select cities on august 14. i hope yours was selected. i want to thank jake byrd as well. our apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. tomorrow night vanessa hudgens, eli roth and miike snow will be here. this is their self-titled debut album, playing us off the air wit moved", once again, the script. good night. ♪ going back to the corner where i first saw you ♪ ♪ gonna camp in my sleeping bag, i'm not gonna move ♪ ♪ got some words on cardboard, got your picture in my hand ♪ ♪ saying if you see this girl can you tell her where i am ♪ ♪ some people try to hand me m broken hearted man ♪ ♪ i'm -- i know it