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any military male who gets a woman pregnant, or female who is impregnated is now subject to reprimand. the general stood by the policy, saying it's required to help achieve their mission. but at least one women's group is asking president obama to overturn the decision, and some female senators are also protesting. so, tonight, we ask, is this policy within the general's prerogative? tell white house you think by clicking on the "nightline" page at abcnews.com. that's our report tonight. for all of us at abc news, good night america. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with season's greetings from our friends at ford. and though the holidays are a few weeks away, i cannot wait. i have a special something for a very special someone. guillermo? >> thanks, jimmy. >> jimmy: i have a gift for you.

guillermo, look over your head. >> wow! it's a big pinata, jimmy what's inside? an elephant? >> jimmy: no, better than that. >> is it a hippo? >> jimmy: no, better than that. >> is it a -- >> jimmy: just break it already, will you? somebody get -- here we go. this will be -- this will be exciting to see. guillermo attempts -- oh, my. oh, no, well that is -- that really is a shame, but -- on the bright side, how about that car? it's the brand new ford fiesta. this is the first time it's ever been seen on tv. it looks great. it gets 40 miles per gallon and loaded with cool technology. i tell you, i only wish guillermo was still alive to share this moment with us.

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yehya at the american music awards. and music from weezer. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" and now, from what i've gathered, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. welcome dancing fans, welcome people who hate dancing. i hope you're not allergic to fun. it was night one of the two-part season finale of "dancing with the stars" tonight. it all comes down to maya, kelly osbourne and the great donny

osmond. i'm fulling for donny osmond. not just because i bet on him and will win $7,000 if he wins. i'm betting on donny osmond because i believe in america. that's right. does anyone else believe in america? kelly osbourne, a foreigner, the daughter of a bat eater. there's maya, professional dancer. only has one name. i don't trust people with only one name. i'm voting for donald clark osmond. i've been instructed by abc lawyers here not to influence your votes here, i can tell you with complete certainty that unless you join me in voting for donny, you will die. and by the way, he needs this. he has, like, 127 brothers and sisters to support. in the first dance, maya got a perfect score. too perfect, i thought. and guess what happened? donny got a perfect score. >> we got a perfect score!

>> jimmy: show that again. >> we got a perfect score. >> jimmy: isn't that adorable? it was a big weekend, by the way, at the box office for "twilight new moon." it made $140 million domestically, and $258 million worldwild. that's more than any teen vampire werewolf love triangle sequel ever. the obama administration needs to start making vampire movies. that seems like -- "new moon" was huge around the world. the united states, japan, latin america. though, oddly, it bombed in trance vain ya. the stereotypes upset people that. there's a lot of money for a movie. vampires are like the new paul blart mall cop. and when someone has big success, others are quick to follow. as a matter of fact, robin williams and john travolta have

a new movie coming out, i thought it was a buddy comedy. now i don't know what it is. look at this. >> a little help? >> whoa! >> why did you do that? >> sorry, my bad. >> you're a monster! >> i didn't know they could afford to hire super models here. >> wow. >> vicky? >> you haven't seen that woman in seven years. >> you ladies ready to play? >> i think so, mr. testosterone. >> what? >> jimmy: wow, that is -- that's shameless. that is shameless. we have a big show -- i'm losing my voice. we have a big show on tap for

you tonight. weezer is here, as is super model heidi klum. heidi just had her fourth baby, a daughter with her husband seal. one name, by the way, seal. heidi had the baby six weeks ago. just under six weeks ago. this weekend, she was on the cat walk at the victoria secret fashion show. six weeks after having a baby, she's in lingerie. it's like she came here from another planet to sexually excite us. heidi claims she still has weight to lose, but that was news to anyone who saw her on the runway. look at this. >> she did just have that baby girl six weeks ago. >> jimmy: you know her stomach reminds me a little bit of yours, guillermo. guillermo's a laker fan. i am, too. even if you have no interest in basketball at all, you -- i think you're going to be interested in sticking around for new laker ron artest.

ron artest is, well known for his unusual behavior. he has a number of interests outside basketball. for instance, this. >> new laker ron artest was featured as part of a photo layout where he posed with a model. here are some of the photos. so, you are asking, what's the big deal? the photo shoot wasn't for any particular magazine or publication. ron just wanted to take some pictures so, he hired a photographer and a model and took the photos. >> jimmy: that makes sense. practice phone taupes for future magazines. well, we'll ask ron about that, and about going to the game in his underpants at last year's playoffs. he was playing for the rockets, got on the team bus in his underpants. we'll ask him about that. on tlc tonight, very sad. last episode of "jon and kate plus eight." the series finale, or as i pronounce it, the series finally. i don't want to blow it, but three of the eight kids get

pregnant. the show is set to come back next season as "kate plus eight" and the reason for the change is the divorce between them. i don't know if you read about it, but on saturday, they had an arbitration hearing. jon showed up with a peace offering. here is jon arriving with a dozen roses for kate. and here he is leaving the hearing, parentally kate did not appreciate the gesture. that's what happened. actually, a very good way to keep them fresh. so, jon and kate are going away, but i won't be long before the octo mom and the balloon boy plus 17 take their place. thanksgiving is on thursday. i hope you've been doing your stomach stretching exercises. i've been doing them all week. now is a great time to call your family, before thanksgiving and tell them how much you love them and how sorry you are for all the things you're going to say to them on thursday after you

get drunk. you are cooking something, you rarely make. turkey is something people don't make that much, and it isn't the easiest thing to prepare. every chef has his own idea of how to make one. i've heard people say what are you going to do with the turkey? did you see the bears/ekeles game last night. >> the eagles avoid a third straight loss. they go home, get washington at home next week before going on the road. >> okay, okay. look here, jay. this year, you got to brian the turkey. it really brings out the flavor of the meet. even if you stuff it. are you stuffing it, right? >> yeah yeah. >> cool, cool. i got to turn you onto my oyster and white castle burger stuffing. let's talk sweet potatoes for a second. >> jimmy: don't get him started on cranberry sauce. funny thing happened during that game last night. chicago wide receiver devin hester apparently forgot to wear

a belt and -- well, you can see here -- let's look at the replay there, because you really don't get to see all the action. [ applause ] new moon fever, everyone really does have it. when i played football, i wore underpants. it was a filthy weekend of football. even the college games. on saturday, ole miss beat lsu in a nail biter. five minutes left in the game in fourth quarter. the guy running the telestrator suddenly went absolutely nuts. >> remember that third down play when i said hodge hid. three people go with number 22. >> jimmy: wow. that's -- i think that was lance armstrong. last night the -- too soon? [ applause ] where's yehya?

hello yehya. yehya is here. in his spare time, his hobby is, he waits outside restaurants and clubs for celebrities and he takes pictures of himself. how many pictures do you have? >> 2,800 now. >> jimmy: i met yehya outside a movie theater and we took a picture together and i instantly fell in love. so, rather than have you standing outside with a bunch of valet parking guys -- >> yeah. with paparazzi, too. >> jimmy: right. that's not what i'm talking about. good looking sweater, by the way. >> thank you. i buy it from somewhere. >> jimmy: that's where i get my stuff. [ laughter ] you bought it from somewhere, right? >> i don't want to say the name of the store because -- >> jimmy: they'll sue you for wearing that, right? anyway, we sent yehya to the red carpet at the american music

awards to take all the pictures with celebrities he likes. here's yehya last night at the amas. >> hey, it's me yehya. i'm here at american music award and i cooking turkey for celebrity, and happy thanksgiving to everyone and happy holidays. let's go. guy from "lost," how are you? how are you? nice to see you. >> nice to see you, too. what's happening? >> good. what is your name? >> my name is dominick. >> remember one day i see you in home depot? >> i do remember that. i was buying plants. >> i take picture? you know me, how i love you. >> what your name against? >> vince. >> vince vaughn? vince vaughn. okay, thank you.

>> i know you -- >> you like boys or girls? >> [ bleep ]. >> you don't like girls? >> i don't like boys. you boy? you? oh, it's okay. no problem. >> are you famous? >> am i famous? in -- yes. >> i know your face but i don't know your name. i'm sorry. >> it's reba mcintyre. i remember. i -- >> mcintyre. you country music? >> yes. >> right. >> i talk with you please? please? come! please? please? >> what's that? >> you're famous? i'm not asking you -- shakira!

shkira! you want turkey? you want to touch my turkey? you're the best. you like eat cow, horse, turkey, anything, no problem, man. there you go. is good? oh, oh my god. >> can i take picture with you? i know you like. thank you, man. you're the best. can i take picture with you? >> yes. >> god bless you, snoop dogg. the people love you. can i talk with you? you need some turkey, brother? you need some turkey? hi, how are you? >> i'm fine. >> what's your name? >> leona.

what's your name? >> yehya. >> you famous? >> no. >> why? >> i don't know. >> i'm not famous, too. can i take picture with you? >> yeah. >> god bless you. 50 cents, how are you, man? >> what's the matter with you, man. jimmy kimmel show, i can do what i want. >> you want some turkey? >> you got a turkey over here? >> you don't want? >> no, i'm going to pass on that one. in the middle of the red carpet? >> turkey, 50? >> not right now. in the middle -- >> i can give you. >> food in my teeth. >> dark meat? >> i'm going to pass. >> i'm dark like you. i'm from africa, brother. can i take picture? >> you're the best, man. some people touch my turkey, some people didn't. oh, it's okay. let's go. [ applause ]

>> jimmy: yehya, everybody. we have a good show tonight. from the lakers, ron artest is here. we have music from weezer, and we'll be right back with heidi klum. $

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>> jimmy: hi there. we're back. joining us on the show tonight, the newest and i don't know, maybe the crazest l.a. laker ever, ron artest is here. and i hear ron shaved something special into his head for us tonight. so -- we have music tonight this is their new album. weezer from the bud light golden wheat outdoor stage. and tomorrow night, charlize

theron will be here. we have the champion of "dancing with the stars," donny osmond, i hope. wolfmother will be here and regis philbin will join us, as well. and wednesday, charles barkley, peter facinelli and leona lewis will be here. is it facinelli? oh. he's getting enough attention. it's fine. and up know, put -- also, i'll be on regis and kelly tomorrow, from las vegas, so -- watch that, if you're up. during this time of year, it's important to give thanks to germany for our next guest. she's the host of "project runway." on december 1st, you can see her host the victoria's secret fashion show on cbs. please say hello to heidi klum. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: congratulations, since the last time you were here, you had a baby seal. >> yes. another. >> jimmy: a little sealette. four now. >> yes. >> jimmy: that's very nice. >> the shop is closed. >> jimmy: is it really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's over? >> i have tattoos of my children. i got the star. i was thinking i should put a stop sign there. >> jimmy: it might not be a bad idea. you got the whole -- what is all the swirly stuff? >> that is my husband. that says seal. >> jimmy: that's seal's seal. i don't have a seal or anything -- well, it's not my name. i wouldn't need it. if your name is seal, you should have a seal. >> there you have it. >> jimmy: makes perfect sense. >> i saw this before. can you remind this again, you have a photo of me from the victoria's secret fashion show? i should have shaved. >> jimmy: yes, you should have.

>> i should have shaved. >> jimmy: the waxers missed a spot there. is that actually you with my head on it? >> it's not far off, but it was guillermo instead of -- it could have been me, but i was busy today. i couldn't get to that. that is -- are you doing this just to make women hate you? >> don't say that. >> jimmy: i mean, really, though. if i was a woman and i had a baby, i mean, i'm practically there already as it is now. i would be shocked and dismayed that you are able to get back into model shape so quickly. >> don't be mean to you. i'm saying god has played a prank on the rest of us. >> i felt like i was in a gown. in a way. >> jimmy: you looked extraordinarily great for someone who just had a baby a month and a half ago. it's crazy. >> i don't sit around at home with the feet up, you know, watching television. i'm active. i have three children.

and i have a little one. exercise. >> jimmy: how -- >> i was so bad. your craft service, i hate so many greasy little things. oh, already this morning, half an hour was for nothing. >> jimmy: is that right? >> i hate so many of the greasy rolls. >> jimmy: that was my nickname in high school. you -- so, you exercise. okay, i see. that makes a lot of sense. >> i have three children, they're 5, 4 and 3. they don't really care i had a baby. >> jimmy: i have to say, when i had kids, i gained more weight because i would finish whatever they didn't eat, like, if we went to -- that's really true, i mean, if there was french fries and they're little -- >> you don't want to waste. >> jimmy: of course not. i would eat those out of the couch cushions if i had to, you know? i mean, somebody's got to do it. so, for me, it does not result in weight loss. you say running around after kinds actually helps you

exercise? >> of course, yeah. switching, running around. >> jimmy: i see that. we didn't have that. >> well, we had one last time i was here. right over here you and i. >> jimmy: i remember that. that's the night i got you pregnant, isn't that correct? >> no. >> jimmy: one of the stars belongs to me. is seal helpful with the babies? >> he is, thank god. and he was in australia, he was on a tour and he just got back on saturday and he was right on duty. i said, you've been gone for three weeks, now it's your turn. >> jimmy: is that right? and he does it. he does the whole thing? changes the babies? >> i prepump, left it in the fridge, good night. >> jimmy: really? let's go through that process. >> i have some in the fridge right here. >> jimmy: you do? >> i can leave it for you for the morning. >> jimmy: that would be great on my cheerios.

>> or with your coffee. >> jimmy: i like to get it fresh. >> it is fresh. >> jimmy: a little fresher than that. [ applause ] oh, speaking of -- this is -- this is halloween. you guys dressed up and went out for halloween. what are you dressed as here? >> crows. and let me tell you something, never again as a crow. >> jimmy: let's zoom in on the c costumes. >> the beam is a pain. >> jimmy: that's seal. he's wearing black face, which seems like a weird thing. >> i did paint it. >> jimmy: you painted his face? >> i did. >> jimmy: did you paint yours back? >> no. >> jimmy: this seems like it was unpleasant. >> it was. and, you know, every time i come up with ideas for costumes because i really want to top my last costume, and last year, i was an indian goddess and i had so many arms and that was a pain. i was like, next year is going

to be easy, i'm going to be a black crow. never a beak again. >> jimmy: you should be a pencil next year. this book is something else. did you know about this book? it's called heidi-licious. it's pictures of you in various poses, and boy oh boy. most of them i can't even show, but well, here you are, covered with -- is that chocolate? >> it is. >> jimmy: oh, boy. that's it right there for me. is that chocolate syrup? do you know what brand it was? >> it was the squeezy hershey one. >> jimmy: they have to be excited at hershey park. there's another one here. oh, yeah, there's more. >> you can keep it if you want. >> jimmy: oh, i'm keeping it. that's great. it's like you're a human raisinette. is that fun to do something like that?

seems like it would be terrible. >> it was fun. we did a completely different shoot that day. it's a friend of mine, ran kin, and he shot this whole book in the last six, seven years. he said, what else can we do today. i'm like, how about chocolate? he sent someone to the super market and got it and we did those photos. >> jimmy: you have really good ideas. >> try this at home, everybody. >> jimmy: yeah. that would be a spectacle. >> next time i come we can re-do the shoot with you. >> jimmy: you know what, if you help clean me up -- >> i help you squeeze. >> jimmy: we'll make some chocolate milk. get the pump going. >> yeah. >> jimmy: okay? >> why not? >> jimmy: why not. great to see you. thank you for being here. victoria's secret fashion show is on television on cbs at 10:00 on december 1st. heidi klum, everybody. we'll be right back with ron artest. ⌟úñ

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>> jimmy: all right, we're back. still to come, weezer. our next guest is an extremely interesting guy. he majored in math in college. he chose his uniform number in tribute to michael jackson. he's eyeing a career in boxing after he's done in the nba. from your los angeles lakers, please welcome ron artest. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, this is a surprise. >> i was running late. i'm so sorry. running late. i had to get here. they told me you were here and i just figured i'd get dressed -- >> jimmy: that was a great idea. >> how you doing? can i get a drum roll? yeah, all right that. i like that. >> jimmy: ron, are you covered in hershey syrup, too? >> i am. i love that.

>> jimmy: you don't have to put your clothes on. relax. we're very casual around here. >> you sure? i did not want to be late -- >> jimmy: you have my name shaved into your head, which is really -- it's an honor. get a closeup shot of that. we're behind you. it says jimmy kimmel on the back of your head. "jimmy kimmel live" on the back of your head. that's -- >> kind of wanted to bring some -- want to -- >> jimmy: i like that. you know, if we were in prison together that would mean we were married. >> i'm taking this off right after the show. right after. >> jimmy: well, don't worry. i'd be the wife. >> oh. how about you just be the maid? >> jimmy: whatever, i'll keep the place clean. will you keep that on your head for the game? will you play with that? >> no, i'm going -- i have to take it off. david stern won't let me have jimmy kimmel on the back of my head. lakers versus knicks.

>> jimmy: the commissioner of basketball has banned my name from people's heads? that's unacceptable. >> i have his number. you can call him. >> jimmy: did he give it to you, did he say, next time, call me first. >> i have to get through the assistants. >> jimmy: it's fun having you on the lakers. i was excited when i heard you were coming to the team, because you have done a lot of interesting things. >> like tonight. >> jimmy: tonight's one of them. [ applause ] this underwear thing -- >> this is not a choker, this is a mike. >> jimmy: you did have a little choking thing. so, that is -- just to be clear that is a microphone, not a choker. now -- you tell me if this really happened. this is from a story reported by bill simmons of espn.com. supposedly this happened before game seven, playing for the rockets, your team lost to the lakers in the playoffs. before game seven, it says, artest missed the first two team buses from the hotel to the

staples center, barely made the third bus, which was reserved for business staff, sponsors and friends of the team. the stunned people watched artest sprint to the buses right before it left, jump on and take one of the seats wearing only his underwear. the owner of the team happened to be sitting on the bus and witnessed the whole thing. did that happen? >> do you believe that story? >> jimmy: yes. >> hey, no, i didn't happen. what happened was -- what happened was -- i was getting dressed in my room, such as today and inhad these sexy shorts on such as these, and they called them boxers, but these are shorts, see? i can put your pet right in my pact. >> jimmy: it does have a pocket. >> i can put your wallet. >> i don't have one out here. >> jimmy: so, you had underwear on under the boxers. you were not wearing a shirt -- >> i was not free balling. i had on underwear such as these

and these are shorts. >> jimmy: okay. that is an interesting defense. true or false, after the game you went into the locker room to speak to kobe bryant -- >> that was a long time ago. >> jimmy: that was a long time ago. >> when they played boston. >> jimmy: you went in to speak about kobe about to pen shlly becoming one of the lakers? >> jimmy: kobe was in the shower. >> unfortunately. >> jimmy: you thought it would be a good time to have a business conversation. >> let me put my shirt on right now. because -- >> jimmy: that's probably a good idea. >> i don't like where this conversation is going. >> jimmy: i'm curious because it seems like i, for one, have my meetings, i wait until people get out of the shower. >> that's good advice. >> jimmy: i'm not saying it's good advice. it obviously worked. >> you know the reason about that? kobe was in the shower and i had to leave, he was in boston. i went in to tell him, don't

worry about it, they lost by 30 in the championship. and he was in the shower and he's the only one i can do this but steam started coming from his body. it was amazing. only kobe can do that. >> jimmy: what do you mean? >> just steam -- >> jimmy: he was steaming, like the hulk or something? >> real steam. >> jimmy: that steam got him to the nba finals this year. wow. that's interesting. i did notice after they lost, i spoke to him, he was very angry. >> very angry. >> jimmy: not angry anymore. he has you on the team. >> kobe's hungry. you see him coming with no shirt on. don't think we're play games in the locker room. we're serious. >> jimmy: maybe he isn't. >> we're all business. >> jimmy: i can tell. speaking of all business, you introduced lamar odom and khloe kardashian, true? you made that introduction to them. >> do you believe that? >> jimmy: i don't know, yeah, i guess so. it was your party, right? >> my party. khloe was hosting the party with

me. they met. it was amazing. they eyes started glowing. only them two can do that. >> jimmy: did steam come out? >> it wasn't steam. it was hearts and roses. >> jimmy: and immediately a love connection was made and a month later they got married. were you at the wedding if. >> it was seven days later. >> jimmy: no, it wasn't. >> shout out to the odoms. i love them. >> jimmy: did you go to the wedding? >> yes, i did. >> jimmy: did you get them a present? >> no, i introduced them. >> jimmy: i guess that's enough of a gift. >> i was looking for a present. >> jimmy: you've really made yourself popular with laker fans right away by twittering with people and also, tweeting with people and giving out tickets to the games -- >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: and visiting people in their homes. >> yes, visiting people like this. >> jimmy: how do you determine when you're going to visit a family. there's a family you met on twitter.

>> it seems weird. i don't want people to think i'm weird. >> jimmy: they won't. absolutely not. >> what happened was, when i got to l.a., i wanted to introduce myself to the family and reach out to the fans. i'm coming up with ways to reach out to the fans. sometimes we do breakfast on saturday mornings, we go bowling, barbecuing on the beach. >> jimmy: with random people? >> they just call my cell phone and let's go. >> jimmy: that's great. wow. >> pretty dangerous. >> jimmy: will you come back here, like, every week? >> if you will have me, yes. >> jimmy: your barber is here, he did that nice work on your head. >> that's the fan right there. >> jimmy: thank you for doing that. >> yes, he is. turn the lights down. i'm naked. please. i feel embarrassed. >> jimmy: well, i have a feeling coach jackson is going to be delighted with this appearance. >> he might be giving me a book tomorrow. >> jimmy: yeah. >> he might be giving me a book.

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>> jimmy: this is their new album, it's called "raditude," here with the song "if you're wonder i wondering if i want you to, i want you to" weezer. ♪ the moon was shining on the lake at night ♪ ♪ my slayer t shirt fit the scene just right ♪ ♪ you smeared mascara ♪ i looked into your eyes and saw a light ♪ ♪ i told you stories about my

chickadees ♪ ♪ they didn't like bb guns or stupid arkry ♪ ♪ and charmed the lifeguard ♪ he let them use the pool all day for free ♪ ♪ then the conversation stopped and i looked down at my feet ♪ ♪ i was next to you and you were right there next to me ♪ ♪ and you said ♪ girl if you're wondering ♪ if i want you to ♪ i want you to ♪ i want you to ♪ i want you to ♪ so make a move cause i ain't got all night ♪ ♪ the rest of the summer was the best we've ever had ♪ ♪ we watched titanic and it didn't make us sad ♪ ♪ you took me best buy ♪ you took me home to meet your mom and dad ♪ ♪ your mom cooked meat loaf even though i don't eat meat ♪

♪ you dug me so much you took some for the team ♪ ♪ your dad was silent ♪ his eyes were fixed to what was on tv ♪ ♪ and the conversation stopped ♪ and i looked down at the ring ♪ ♪ your folks were next to you ♪ and you were right there next to me ♪ ♪ girl ♪ if you're wondering if i want you to ♪ ♪ i want you to ♪ i swear it's true ♪ without you my heart is blue ♪ whoa ♪ if you're wondering if i want you to ♪ ♪ i want you to ♪ i want you to ♪ so make your move ♪ because i ain't got all night ♪ ♪ so much pain may come our

way ♪ ♪ there may come a day ♪ when we have nothing left to say ♪ ♪ when the conversation stops ♪ and we're facing our defeat ♪ i'll be next to you and you'll be right there next to me ♪ ♪ then we'll say ♪ girl if you you're wondering if i want you to ♪ ♪ i want you to ♪ i want you to ♪ i swear it's true ♪ without you my heart is blue ♪ whoa ♪ girl if you're wondering if i want you to ♪ ♪ i want you to ♪ i want you to ♪ i want you to ♪ so make the move ♪ because i ain't got all night ♪