/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w finally tonight, a note about a critical political race. massachusetts voters will hit the polls tomorrow to replace the late senator edward kennedy. late polling shows a dead heat between democrat martha coakley and republican state senator scott brown. brown has the momentum so much so that president obama stumped for coakley yesterday. the political stakes can't be higher. brown companied against the president's health care reform. and if he wins he will strip the 60 senator majority. finally, president obama made history ayears ago as the

nation's first black president. tonight, we celebrate the reverent doctor martin luther king jr. he wrote letter, one from birmingham jail in 1963 and he has a vision for america. let us all hope, he wrote that the dark clouth of racial prejudice will pass away and in the not so distant tomorrow the radiant stars of brother hd will shine over the nation. for all of us, good night, america. >> my name is jay leno and i'm taking over all the shows in late night. don't worry, jimmy will be fine. he picked up an endorsement deal.

>> chevy chase. >> there is plenty of room for everyone. >> i'm not. >> jimmy: host chris harrison had to confront her about her behavior. >> i don't think my business. >> wait a minute. >> jimmy: you're on the "bachelor." you're on the "bachelor." there we go. human service worker. what do they usually hire? you your boyfriend has an unusual name. what is his name? >> dion. >> his last name? >> fun jf off. >> melanie fiona. >> "jimmy kimmel live" back in two minutes. ng? a shiny coat of paint? ce list of features? what about the strength of the steel?

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>> jimmy: thank you. thank you. don't stand on my account. hello, my name is jay leno. let it be known that i'm taking over all the shows in late night. even this one. great to be here on abc. [ laughter ] yeah. hey, cleto, you know what abc stands for? >> no, i don't. >> jimmy: always bump conan. that's right. anyway, conan o'brien today announced he's leaving nbc. he released a statement that said i won't participate in the destruction of the "tonight show."

fortunately, though, i will. [ laughter ] ♪ for those of you who turn in to see jimmy kimmel tonight, he's gone. jimmy's not here anymore. don't worry. jimmy had be fine. he picked up an endorsement deal with jenny craig. cleto, what are you, mexican? >> cleto: last time i checked. >> jimmy: did you hear about this? a new season of "american idol" started tonight on fox. for those of you who aren't familiar with "american idol," this is the show where a talented young karaoke singer battles it out for a chance to eventually come out of the closet. there was a bombshell dropped. a real bombshell. you hear about this? simon cowell announced he's leaving the show after this season.

simon cowell will leave "american idol." he said he wants to spent more time at home telling his maid she doesn't know how to do the dishes. telling his maid. sarah palin was in the news. you hear about this? sarah palin is going to be a commentator for fox news. now maybe she can afford to buy clothes for levi johnston. sarah palin will be a regulate contributor to fox news. she signed a three-year contract which means she should be there for, what, six months? you know, on my show, everybody applauds after every joke. just a test. [ applause ] everybody is quitting. palin, conan, simon, they all quit. did you feel the earthquake last night? there was an earthquake last night here in southern california.

it was so strong, lindsay lohan was seen walking a straight line. [ laughter ] you feel that earthquake? >> cleto: i didn't feel it. >> jimmy: cleto feels an earthquake every night. extremely sexually active. >> cleto: crazy. i don't know, man. >> jimmy: you see this? governor schwarzenegger was being interviewed when the earthquake hit. that's right. take a look. >> we need to move the state forward and bring in both of the parties together and get our infrastructure passed. just a little earthquake. >> when you speak, things happen. >> there's noise. the governor -- this happens all the time. >> jimmy: he's the terminator. governor schwarzenegger. and delta airlines is raising their luggage fees. it's now going to cost $23 to

check a bag on delta. and if you want to check a second bag, $32. and $50 more if you want to find out where the bags went. [ applause ] you know, i remember when the airlines would lose your bags for free. no charge at all. oh, hey, what's going on there? yeah, yeah. last night. >> thank you. >> jimmy: what are you, the parking lot security guard? >> yes. >> jimmy: very good. you hear about this? because of problems with the script for "spider-man 4," colombia pictures is saying tobey maguire and sam raimey will not be part of the movie. instead, they're talking about casting tobey's brother, mark mcgwire. as spider-man. you hear about this? baseball slugger mark mcgwire --

[ laughter ] mark mcgwire admitted to using steroids. he came clean tonight on the popular show "no duh" with bob costas. "no duh." you may remember 4 1/2 years ago, mark mcgwire testified before congress. remember that? he wasn't completely honest. he said, i picked up the syringe, but i did not impale. dy not impale. could we maybe mix it up with the baseline? where's kevin? interview airs tonight on the mlb network. bob costas asked him how his career might have gone without performance enhancing drugs. >> could you have hit 70 home runs? could you have done that without using steroids? >> absolutely. i truly believe so. >> you think so? >> i was given this gift by the

man upstairs. >> jimmy: that's true. only in this case, the guy upstairs used to be roy crawford, owner and proprietor of roy's roids. mcgwire knew what he was doing, he took the risk, and now he's going to take the asterisk. another athlete in the news or should i say not in the news is tiger woods. tiger has not been seen since thanksgiving. since thanksgiving. tiger is so hard to find, people were speculating he may be working in customer service at home depot. you can never find them. you can never find those guys. >> cleto: you can't. >> jimmy: you hear about this? there are plans to build a michael jackson theme park in michael's home town of gary, indiana. they really get you at the concession stands, though.

they charge $9 for a jesus juice. [ laughter ] $9. michael jackson theme park. just one tip, if you have kids, steer clear of the tunnel of love. cleto, michael jackson theme park. >> cleto: michael jackson theme park. >> jimmy: isn't that something? >> cleto: that's something. >> jimmy: hey, um, you hear about this? president obama's approval rating is down to 46%. 46% approval, but the white house has an idea to get it back up again. they're going to bring back bush and cheney for a week. that's right. no, we love you. make it stop. [ applause ] hey, did you hear about this? >> cleto: i don't know yet, man. i don't know. >> jimmy: the vatican is

criticizing the movie "avatar." the vatican newspaper says the movie is simplistic and savvy. the vatican is reviewing movies now. can you imagine that? i hate to be the guy who has to sit behind the pope at the movie. hey, your holiness, can you take off the giant hat? and "avatar" was number one again this weekend for the fourth weekend in a row. did you hear about this? "avatar," the second-highest grossing film of all time. >> cleto: second-highest grossing. >> jimmy: second highest. even tiger woods came out of hiding to see it. but in all fairness, we thought the term 3-d referred to the alien girl's bra size. 3-d. avatar has made so much money, i hear nbc is trying to move it to 10:00.

[ applause ] some people are criticizing "avatar" because sigourney weaver's character smokes in the movie and they say that sends a bad message to kids who might start smoking. director of the film, james cameron is responding to their concerns, releasing a new movie called avalotar. you get all of the ava with very little tar. avalotar. "the bachelor" returned to the air last night. you hear about this? this season's "bachelor" is a pilot named jake. jake was dumped by last season's bachelorette. one of the problems he has with meeting women is they think he's too perfect. nothing women hate more than too perfect. i'm looking for a man who is slightly defective. the women really seem to love

this guy. and i can understand why. watch jake get out of the car and watch what he does before he goes to the bachelor mansion. >> last night was the best night of my life. >> i guess he got overheated in the limo. let's see that again in slow motion. you can see here, before going in, he unbuttons his shirt. hmm, i know someone else who unbuttons his shirt. >> cleto: who is that? >> jimmy: cleto. >> cleto: that's wrong, man. that's wrong. >> jimmy: too perfect. >> cleto: oh, man. come on. >> jimmy: too perfect. there was a big controversy last night. they had to kick a contestant off the show because of inappropriate relationship with one of the producers. which sets a terrible precedent, getting kicked off a show for sleeping with a producer goes against everything the town stands for. usually sleeping with a producer

gets you kicked onto a show. the most awkward moment of the show was when bachelor host chris harrison had to confront roslyn about her unethical behavior. >> this is something we have never had to deal with in the history of the show. >> what's that? >> i'm very sorry we have to have this conversation. it's very awkward. i'm guessing you have some idea why i pulled you aside. roslyn, you entered into an inappropriate relationship with one of our -- with one of our staffers. >> jimmy: and you know, you're only supposed to enter into an inappropriate relationship with a guy choosing between 25 women. but roslyn, you have to hand it to her. she had a pretty good defense. >> i mean, i don't think that my

personal life is really anybody's business. >> jimmy: good point except you're on "the bachelor." you're on "the bachelor." your personal life is everybody's business. you're on television. you're on the show "the bachelor." no one is saying exactly what happened between roslyn and the producer, but the people who work on the show are now forbidden from talking to the bachelorettes. and you soon see from her exit that that might not be a bad idea. >> something really big must have happened for roslyn to all of a sudden be leaving. >> babe, come on. where are you going? i got you a rose. >> she'll do anything for a rose. >> jimmy: that's it, you know. on the show tonight, we have a good show. elisha cuthbert is here. we have music from melanie

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>> jimmy: well, welcome back. the tonight show live, with us tonight, you know her from two shows, "24" and soon "the forgotten" on abc. elisha cuthbert is here. [ applause ] and then later on, a canadian r&b singer. did you know they had those? >> jimmy: no, man.

>> jimmy: canadian r&b. grammy nominee for best female vocalist and will be touring north america with alicia keys. this is her debut album "the bridge." melanie fiona. the bud light golden wheat stage. tomorrow on the show, kate walsh and larry gatlin and the gatlin brothers. later this week, evangeline lilly, dax shepard, joan rivers. don't i have a problem with her? chef paul bartalona and katharine mcphee will join us. please join us. here's something we like to do from time to time. we call it "headlines." there we go. i tell you. this is how we find headlines from the paper, and then we present them to you, the viewer. our first headline is, you can see here, "vehicles may end drunken driving." yes, and cigarettes may end lung cancer.

i should show you this one. this is, um, here we go. "human service worker." what do they usually hire -- robot service workers? something on cosmetic surgery. "torn earlobe?" free ear piercing with the repair of your torn earlobe. free ear piercing? isn't that what got you in trouble in the first place? [ applause ] and this -- this one. look at this. maltese, beautiful, flully, and very, very cuddly. flully, named after the famous

pilot flully flullyenberger. [ laughter ] our first guest is who he is. you know him from "saturday night live" and movies like "flech" and "the three amigos." among other great films. his new show "community" airs on nbc at 8:00. please welcome chevy chase. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i see you have been using rogaine. >> you're not the first person who has said that. >> jimmy: conan, don't do anything crazy. there's plenty of room for everyone. >> i know, i was thinking, though.

why is it that, uh, i can't stay at nbc? >> jimmy: i'm laughing at your hair. conan, when did you develop this speech impediment? >> that's what i was going to ask you? somehow you suffered through the whole monologue. >> jimmy: suffering succotash. >> suffering succotash. >> jimmy: they tell you, one shot of novocaine in the tongue and it's easy to do. it really is. >> whoa! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there we go. oh, chevy chase, everybody. how about that? well, great to see you. you're a smart guy. you got out of the talk show business before it got crazy. >> i jumped right out. >> jimmy: you sure did. how long were you on the air with that show? >> five weeks.

>> jimmy: five weeks? and how much, can i ask how much you got paid from the five weeks? >> not much, about $12 million. >> jimmy: $12 million for five weeks. that is fantastic. >> they told me to give back $3 million, and i did. >> jimmy: to who? >> mike, apparently. >> jimmy: you gave it back to him. >> no, rupert. rupert murdoch. >> jimmy: the show was on fox. >> in a sense. >> jimmy: in fact, you did the last late night show that was on fox. now people are saying conan will now do it. what was your experience like and do you think he'll have a difficult time there? >> good to see you, thanks. >> jimmy: good to see you. >> here is my reading of this. >> jimmy: i would love to meet sometime, too. >> maybe we will. here is my reading. i think that conan got a bad, bad, bad deal. conan is an intellectual, a well educated, grounded -- >> jimmy: yes, yes.

>> excuse me for a second. >> jimmy: speaking of grounded, it looks like your finger has been in a light socket. >> i can't, i can't! anyway -- >> jimmy: so anyway, you were talking about conan's demise. >> the way i read it, i think conan is going to stay there. i think they're going to drop -- >> jimmy: you think conan's going to stay? >> i think you're finished. >> jimmy: that's an interesting way of looking at it. i think you may be being a little unfair. let's talk about you and your show which is very funny, very, very funny. it's called "community." it's on abc. [ cheers and applause ] in fact, it's -- >> and i know everybody here has seen it because -- oh, never mind, jay. >> jimmy: i have seen the show, and it is very funny. it's extremely funny. you play a guy who goes back to community college after making a

lot of money in the moist towelette industry. and that's not easy for me to say. >> for me, either. >> jimmy: and you're surrounded by these young actors who i would imagine like myself, idolized you growing up. >> very much. >> jimmy: is that an unusual thing to be in that situation with them where they look to you for advice and what not? >> sorry? of course. of course it's unusual because the first week it's all about i'm working with the great chevy chase, you did "fletch." the second week, it's chase, are you going do this or what? >> jimmy: they get over it quickly, huh? >> because you see, what? no. what? >> jimmy: i'm saying there's an initial -- when somebody comes in, then eventually it wears off and you are -- >> after one week. >> jimmy: you're eating spoiled broccoli at the end of the craft service table. the show is very clever and i think you do a great job on it. i'm not saying that just as jay

leno even though i am. and joel mchale, a very funny guy. >> we're there to support joel. it's really his show until i get the big bucks. >> jimmy: and you run him out of there like we do with these young whippersnappers. >> but people do run you out. that's what really bothers me. i'm glad you brought that up. >> jimmy: you brought a pet, i see. >> this is my wife, gina. >> jimmy: you were on "saturday night live," hard to believe only for one year because you're so associated with that. that first season of "saturday night live" was unbelievable. do you keep in touch with any of the people that you worked with back then, way back then? do you keep in touch with them? >> well, they're all dead. >> jimmy: all right, they're all dead. >> i can see that. did i get it? >> jimmy: is it true you're a close, personal friend of former

president bill clinton? >> i used to be. >> jimmy: what happened? >> i don't like him now. >> jimmy: you don't like him. was there a falling out of some kind? >> not a falling out. he cheated at cards. >> jimmy: that's not the only thing he cheated at. i'm referring to monica lewinsky. the cigar. hey, maybe we'll have a cigar after the show, cleto. >> cleto: yeah, man. we'll do that. >> jimmy: i'm sorry to do this to you, chevy. >> first, let me say this. i never knew jay had this problem with the ths, but now i know. >> jimmy: oh, yes. i'm glad to bring it to light. >> i'm glad you have, because there are so many people who suffer this kind of imbalance. >> jimmy: it's difficult, but fortunately -- >> you pull it -- you pull it -- >> jimmy: i pull it almost every night. am i right?

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>> i did. >> jimmy: are you wearing the ones you tore or did you have a spare? >> i'm wearing the ones i tore. >> jimmy: where did you tear them? >> i'm sorry for the delay. >> jimmy: nowadays, the kids pay extra to have their pants torn, and here you are mending. it's unusual. how is it possible you can be on two shows simultaneously? you can be on "the forgotten" and on "24" at the same time. where do your priorities lie? if one of the lost boys, kiefer sutherland or christian slater, asked you to come with them, what do you do? >> i'm lucky. i'm lucky. it's good. i get to do the new show with christian slater, "the forgotten" on abc, which, we're family now. >> jimmy: that's right. we are. >> technically. i don't know. actually, i'm confused. but, no, with kiefer, i mean, i have known kiefer since i was 18

years old and i have learned a lot from him. it's just amazing to be on two shows at the same time. >> jimmy: they keep you in the dark as far as what the story is. >> people come up to me and say what's going on on "24"? i don't know. i really wish i did. >> jimmy: why don't they trust you? >> i don't know. they think i'm a narc or something. i come in when it's appropriate and leave when it's not. >> jimmy: i know you love hockey. your boyfriend is a member of the calgary flames. >> yeah! >> jimmy: what is your boyfriend's name? >> zeeon. >> jimmy: not a lot of calgary fans here. >> yeah, maybe it has something to do with the l.a. game they just played. yeah. >> jimmy: either that or a general disdain for hockey. >> yeah, well. >> jimmy: i like hockey. >> you know, yeah. >> jimmy: your boyfriend has an unusual name. >> deion. >> jimmy: what's his last name?

>> fuenough. >> jimmy: if you were to get married, i don't want to get ahead of myself, don't take his last name. >> why? >> jimmy: because it's fuenough. >> i like it. i actually like it. >> jimmy: it's very difficult for me to say. >> well, jay, with that lisp. >> jimmy: listen, we all have problems. >> i can see how that would be a problem. >> jimmy: how serious is it between you two? serious enough that, like, do you get upset when you see him fighting on the ice? >> i actually, just to go back to the last thing, i think his name, fuenough, is great. and it's interesting because you know, i watch his -- quite a few games. >> jimmy: do you go to a lot of them? >> i go to a lot of games and i watch a lot of deion. and the thing is, you know, i used to think that i enjoyed hockey. but i learned so much more now that you know, we're together, because i get to see how much

hard work is put into it and how much is involved in being a pro athlete. and i think he does the same with me, geez, you learn these lines. ah, whatever. we have a mutual respect for one another. but i watch him and there are moments where he may be fighting and hit a guy or you know, it's the center of the ice and something happens. for me, i just think i respect what he does and i know he knows what he's doing. for me, i don't get that agitated or nervous. i worry about the other guy. >> jimmy: what if he's punched right in the face? >> doesn't happen. >> jimmy: never happens? what happens when he punches something in the face? >> i worry because i worry for the other guy. >> jimmy: you do? >> he's -- have you seen him? he's a big man. >> jimmy: a handsome devil. it's hard to tell how big the guys are with the pads on. >> it is hard to tell, but i'm going to tell you first hand he's a big man. >> jimmy: i trust you, believe

me. believe me. i would not be making fun of fuenough's name to his face. and okay, so you go to a lot of these calgary games. you're from calgary. >> i was born there. >> jimmy: that's fantastic. >> it's funny because people are like, you're dating deion. where are you from? i'm like, here. i'm at the game. i'm from here. >> jimmy: who are the flames' arch rival? >> i think, well, if i had to say, vancouver is a big rival. edmonton. >> jimmy: if he gets traded, will you have to break up with him? >> no, i'll follow him wherever he may go. >> jimmy: that's very beautiful. i heard you were the grand marshal at the gray cup. tell everyone what the gray cup is for those who aren't familiar with it. >> it's the canadian football league. the super bowl for canada. >> jimmy: their super bowl. >> it's a big deal. you're joking about it now, but to us it's a big deal. >> jimmy: i'm not joking. listen, i don't joke.

i understand. it's canadian football. >> i'm not a huge football fan. i feel for a woman, i get a lot of sports in. i'm watching a lot of hockey. >> jimmy: and that's enough, with fuenough. >> exactly. so when they asked me to do this, it was really -- well, i was the grand marshal. i don't know if you know this. >> jimmy: what do you do, wave? >> i was in the parade. imagine, like, halftime but before the actual event, and they have a huge parade. do they have that here in the states? >> jimmy: yeah, we have parades. >> no, but before -- >> jimmy: i think we invented them. before a game. college football. >> so you have a parade or whatever. they asked me for calgary. it was montreal against saskatchewan. it was held in the particular city where i was born, and they asked me to be grand marshal for

the parade the day before the game, and i said, great, this is great. i can enjoy it with the people of calgary and my people. and i get into the parade and i went, i realized at that moment that no one really told me what to do. like, i'm in a convertible, and i'm dressed warm. it's canada, and i'm going, should i wave? yes, i should? >> jimmy: did you wave? >> i waved. >> jimmy: you did the right thing. did you do anything else? >> no, just waved. >> jimmy: well, it's a parade. what are you going to do? you can't do people's taxes. you just wave. >> exactly. i'm not h & r block. >> jimmy: welcome to the abc family. we're both new members. it's wonderful to have you here. the show is called "the forgotten" and of course, on "24" which premieres sunday on fox. and "the forgotten," february 9th at 10:00, right here on abc. elisha cuthbert. we'll be right back with melanie

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come up for a visit. mom: so we took her to our olive garden. girl: it was really cool just hanging out - the three of us. vo: try our new manicotti formaggio with shrimp in creamy carbonara sauce. or with chicken in homemade parmesan sauce. vo: only at olive garden. >> jimmy: we're back. this is her debut cd called "the bridge." here is her song "it kills me." melanie fiona. [ cheers and applause ] >> what's going on, you guys? if you're ever been through a love like i have, it kills me. this is for you.

♪ i've got trouble with my friends trouble in my life ♪ ♪ problems when you don't come home at night ♪ ♪ but when you do you always start a fight ♪ ♪ but i can't be alone i need you to come on home i know you're messing around ♪ ♪ but who the hell else is gonna hold me down ♪ ♪ ooh i gotta be out my mind to think it's gonna work this time ♪ ♪ a part of me wants to leave ♪ ♪ but the other side still believes ♪ ♪ and it kills me to know

how much i really love you ♪ ♪ so much i wanna ooh, hoo to you, ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ♪ ♪ should i grab his cell call this chick up start some -- then hang up ♪ ♪ or i should i be a lady ooh maybe 'cause i wanna have his babies oh ♪ ♪ 'cause i don't wanna be alone i don't need to be on my own ♪ ♪ but i love this man but some things i just can't stand ♪ ♪ ooh i gotta be out my mind to think it's gonna work this time ♪

♪ a part of me wants to leave ♪ ♪ but the other side still believes ♪ ♪ and it kills me to know how much i really love you ♪ ♪ so much i wanna ooh, hoo, ooh to you, ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ♪ ♪ should i pay you back to see how you react ♪ ♪ ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh ♪ to see if you react to my love my love my love ♪ ♪ ooh i gotta be out my mind to think it's gonna work this time ♪ ♪ a part of me wants to leave ♪ ♪ but the other side still believes ♪

♪ and it kills me to know how much i really love you ♪ ♪ so much i wanna ooh, hoo, ooh to you, ooh, ooh ooh, ooh to you, ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ♪ [ applause ] >> announcer: the jimmy kimmel live concert series sp rted taking airborne

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