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filled with falling snow and fallinrecords, witseasonal acmutis that led all-tim highs in philadelphialtimore and right here in washington d.c. , we lea y tonight with some otodas snowy enes from across the naon l of us atbc news, gd nit, america. >> jimmy: hi, m mmkimmel along with ml,ehya, with an important mes from edible arraements.valentine's da sunday. this yr, iteadf the sa old roses, w npre ur special ladyr len with a boueofresh fit dippe urmet chocole? w not, mmy?surpri theady and
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here's jimmy kimme [ chee and applause ] >> jimmythank you. hi, evernem jimm i'mhe host of the sho at's very nicejust a qckrder of busiss bere i ganfurtr. we have a travel rses i e audience? there are travel nurhere tonit. hi want to welcome everybodyo the show. if areatchg fr the east coast, feel fto cuddle up to e telesion, i radi a loofeat. mo of theastern ha oe united stais covered in
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the more youe safe ey drive! do your pa, cafoia. send your margarita salt. rember, it's the least we n do. for by the du sutions cocil. [ apause ] jimmy: we'ring r part. stight here on abc,eaw the second episodethe final season oost." lo "lost," a i d a little each week because we're getting osto thend 8% dead righnow. weidn't mu in thway of sws last night but i was inkibo i sometimes i lay awake pondering. and i thk i -- i don't know -- i think figud out the se ofhe isl itay. the island is ga you ner see it with a woman. d plus, lookt this. thfootf the gistatue it's wring a strappy sdal.that's notn cint. [ laught ]
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no no, no, no. plea don't trone . i don't need it. the second night of e eqlly mysterious "americandol" was gh we are one-step closer to finding isear's boice, and couldn'te re thrilled. st nht wasllen's fir ght as a jge. and apparent the was confion. len is saks and ryan is thonin the slighter wider tie. they have the same hair cut. n'kn aboutllen. i'm readmad llen, because she cut skeeski. se say they, eeboi, by. skeeboski, baby. jim: w do youutim? i'm kind of gl the auditio procesis ove don'know whagointo randy jackson's head this ar, but he
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and the otr es, somef themve no respect for math this yea >> 110%. >> 200%. >> 1,000%. >> 1 mlionercent yes. 100 milcent yes. >>li percent yes. biion percens.>> a bill >> 2 mli thousand ball llion percent s. >> yes. >> jimmy: that's what happens your high school coaches these kidto ge 110% e governnew yovid patterson wavery by to defendinmself against rumoat "the new rk" is aboutoublish whamany edicll be scanda new detas aboutis sex fe. 'slind. when he took office, he d hi admted toaving affair in h ce, numerous affairs. i ve that a blind guy can be
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and youry fat percentag 47 you almost half fat. >> yh. >> jimmy: ist bad? alst hal i mean - i prefer to thk ofer pants as half full. at's m pp lilwayne will n, as peed, begiar-long jail sentencehis weter pleang guilty felony n possession ces thjue reed to delay e senten sli w cohe his feith fid. this is l' wayne and somewhere in there ais teh. it lookse hiteh are in jail. they're trappein aittle 14 karago and diamond jail. litt knoact out wae. e reone haall the diamdsn his mouth?
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>> jimmy >> jim: hi tre, lce back. thk you for wahing. with us night, veryun guy whou y kn fr "curb yr enthusiasm."
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you can see him live athe parlive comedy cb in bellevue, washington, this iday throughuny. j.b.moove isere. that's "smoove" with "v," as in venom.en later o from birmgham -- thone in england -- this is their new album, "in this light and on this evening." editors frhe budight gold wheattage. morrow night, patrdempsey, la beland greg giraldo wil be here. then friday, mark warg, "sports illustrated" smsuit edition cover l brooklynecker and muc from dashd confeson. but tonight is night together. r rst est is fine aress w weekend, starin terct valen y movie. a y meets gi, lls love withirl. botransfor io crazed werewolf a you'll haveo see the rest "the wolfm" ens friday. ease say hel to emilblun
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tht. >> i d't think i do. i think i army momay i >>im: at do your pen do? >> my mom is a tea, she use utto be an act and d is a defends crinals. he qc, quees unsel. kindf, guys who defend iminals who arat the top of their game. >>myis he appointed by the qun? >> i tnko. >>im: you don' that? my d was appointed byhe queen, i wld know it. >> well, know the'a big cereny why d --e's gog to kill me. when my dad gode that,0 peop mit each year and they have to s up and they are wearing the bck gowns and wigs. >> jimmy: wo >> when myad stoodp get hi he tripped d it was rely bad -- it waso it waso sad. sod uand went like this, likeha anit was just e li -- >>my: did you laugh?
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dy cb. please welcome j.b. oove. [ cheers and applae jimmy: how are you, j.b good to see you. hey,onatulations. you're vernny on - t ass of "curb your thiasm and you dia great job that. and willoue on the nt -- will there be nextson of at though? wh at che, i will b there. >> jim: u ll be the. >> you kw, larryoade >> jimmy: lay isde thas s nickname around the se up know 's loaded. my: who gave h tha nickna? i d, larry loadedhearri h mey long. yoow what i me, thong
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anthe st juspume th man. >> jimmy: is that rit? a bdy omine passed ay out here, a oducer pasd away in l.a. and i ppen to othroad woing. saidi haveo go ito, show mspec. so, i me to l.a. for two ds,met my news at thatime, you know, one ca in late, sa, i have aauti for "curb" a i said, i would love o in the.i go down ere, ynow, tnk i'going to -- t on tapor thing lihat, you k how th d they put yoon tapendeview it ler. the door ookj.b., come in. i go inside the room andarry daviis rightn the middlef the room said, ay, j., you' going torov witharry anght thennd there, leon s born. >> jimw. >>ounoat though i theverybody owa guy like leon erybody kns a guy thives dato-day.
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everody knows guy ke leon. i knew who leon was before i walked in the door. i said, okay, les improv, ba. bow. and that w it, man. jmy: and leon was bo. >>my: birtd. was birthed >> jimmy: i went onle day d i watched a ries of leonms, becausyou willay gs, and i ess you make istup. 's not wtten - t'from theom baby. u know what ths? >> jmy: it's yhe. ey cfrom t dome. now,ome ofhehis that co from the dome, i have to be , don't unrsnd them in this do. whenhegorom dome tme they don't maknse to me, so -- going to needralation somemes. >> jmywhat does mean? i inthe ruckuso e laes. leon gs the rs the ladies. itf-planatory, man thruckus -- do you know what e ruckus
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i'not full oruckusyself. but leons full of ck. if leoga you atransfusion, ve yomblood, donated bld to you, you would havehe dakus. >> jimmy: woulhave the ruckus. intesting. it's kind of likthe wolfma it is. tanlte you gethat in yourod you urselfifferent. >>im: do people k you are on wn they meet you? >> people get ouound m man. my: theyo? in geral? >> they recoize me a l whhey see me, ey stare at merom afar, ke -- jimmy: ah. i'mlws like this. >> jimmy: ju waing. that'she leon face right the. that i . and so wilyou break the ic withhe pple or do they ju say tngs to you? y have torehe i. but it is always white people. whe folks get nervs.
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