time now for time now for tonight's closing argument. president obama convened a bipartisan summit on health care in washington today. but all the presummit pessimism appeared to be washted. it was civil, but democrats and republicans didn't much stray from party talking points and frustration was apparent, with the campaign phones from 2008 going head-to-head. >> now, both of us during the campaign promised change in washington. in fact, eight times you said that negotiations on health care reform would be conducted with the c-span cameras. i'm glad more than a year later

that they are here. >> let me just make this point, john, because we're not campaigning anymore. the election's over. >> i -- i'm reminded of that every day. >> well, yeah. >> so we ask you, what did this summit accomplish, and do you think a health care bill can be passed or will partisanship on both sides doom this effort? tell us what you think by clicking on the "nightline" page at a b bcnews.com or on the "nightline" twitter page. that's our report for tonight. for all of us at abc news, good night, america. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel. on the show tonight, from kitchen nightmares, gordon ramsay is here. from "big love," ginnifer goodwin is with us. we have music from vv brown. and my cousin sal is out on the street to prove a theory i have. i believe that just about any guy on the street can sing better than most of the people

from "american idol" last night. >> you want to sing? >> no, no. >> jimmy: if you can get one of these people -- >> you look like a singer. >> jimmy: we'll get somebody. "jimmy kimmel live," pedestrian idol tonight. we'll be back in two minutes. for people with astigmatism. acuvue oasys for astigmatism. they work with the way my eyes move and blink, which helps them stay in place. and this is the only lens of its kind made with hydraclear plus. i'm seeing more clearly, crisply, comfortably, all day long. now life doesn't have to be a blur [ male announcer ] for a free trial pair certificate, go to getacuvue.com. acuvue oasys for astigmatism.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, cleto. hi, everyone. i appreciate that. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. and i'm so hopped up on sudafed and cold medication right now. if i killed somebody, i'd walk. i'd get off free. i've got a license to kill this evening and i'm going to -- i'll pick one member of our studio audience tonight to murder. you guys been watching the, what do they call them the olympics? well, tonight, they had the women's figure skating finale. it's one of the few sporting events for which the audience is mostly women. primarily made up, the audience, of women and perverts, watching. and -- i didn't watch it because -- i'm not either of those two things.

the olympics have been a mixed blessing for canada. this was their big chance to showcase themselves to the world. but it didn't go exactly as planned. they were hoping to win more medals than any other country, and that's not going to happen. they are way behind. you'd think at this point canada would be very comfortable not being number one, wouldn't you? i mean -- their men's hockey team, that's what's most important to canada, lost to the united states, but they did beat russia good last night, 7-3. russia was expected to do well in hockey. a big loss for them. but cheer up, russia, you still get to be the bad guys on "24." so that's something. this is -- this is -- inspiring story. there's a canadian cross country skier who is legally blind. he only had 10% of his vision. he's competing this weekend in the 50 k race. he tried to compete in the biathlon, cross country skiing and rifle shooting, for real,

but he killed like ten people. he's able to race by following the general shapes of trees and other racers. the toughest part is getting the skis on his dog. but after that -- isn't that something, though? you know what would be a nice thing to do? at the end of the race, just tell him he won. no matter what happens, hand him a metal. it doesn't -- put a coaster on a string, he won't know. seems like the right thing to do. there's -- there's some bad blood on the u.s. women's ski team between gold medalist and poster girl lindsey vonn and her viral, silver medalist julian mancuso. apparently they used to be good friends, but mancuso said vonn gets all the attention, and vonn said, we're friendly, but not friends. yesterday, things got worse when mancuso had to redo her slalom run because vonn crashed in front of her. these two are like the -- they're like the heidi and l.c.

of actually being good at something. they have a very complicated relationship. at that level, when you are friends and competitors, how could you not? we have a similar situation here between two of 0 our female security guards, adolina and peggy rose. we asked them to come together to play the roles of mancuso and vonn in tonight's edition of "security guard theater." enjoy. >> i have to start my race over because of you, lindsey. >> and i hurt my damn pinky. >> you get all the attention. >> that's why nobody likes your sorry ass. >> you're mean. >> shut the [ bleep ] up before i take [ bleep ] into the top of your [ bleep ] head so hard that every race you have you'll have to start over. what did you say? what did you say, bitch? [ applause ] >> jimmy: i don't think it

happened exactly like that. tonight on "american idol," four karaoke singers, two men and two women were sent home. assuming their homes weren't foreclosed on while they were gone. in which case they wrp euthan w euthanized. i watched the whole show last night. the men were terrible. did you see these guys? ♪ i don't care how you get here ♪ ♪ just get here if you can ♪ if i just lay here ♪ oh >> jimmy: i think they may have used all the good singers up. i mean, after eight seasons. i honestly believe that most people off the street could sing better than half of these contestants and to prove it, cousin sal is outside right now. we have not set anything up.

right? >> heaven forbid. >> jimmy: okay, so, what i want you to do is grab somebody off the street and, a pedestrian, and ask them to sing. >> would you like to sing? >> jimmy: okay, good. what is your name? can he hear me. >> my name is josh. >> jimmy: josh, where you are from? >> whittier. >> jimmy: do you sing at all, josh? >> no, i don't. >> jimmy: you have ever sang on television? >> no. >> jimmy: ever in public? >> no. >> jimmy: all right, good. we have some songs for you to choose from. sal, tell him what the songs are. >> "i will survive," "the heart of rock and roll" and "amazing grace." >> jimmy: good choices. >> "sweet home alabama." >> jimmy: okay, good. a little bit here. here's josh with -- okay, here we go. where is the music coming from? ♪

♪ big wheels keep on turning ♪ carry me home and see ♪ i can't sing songs about the south land ♪ ♪ i miss alabama once again ♪ and i think it's a sin yes ♪ well i ♪ sing about her ♪ while i heard >> jimmy: my theory isn't exactly -- well, i -- no, yeah, josh -- >> that was absolute rubbish. move on. >> jimmy: all right, well -- well, see if we can find another one. thanks, josh. we'll come back. we'll come back. you keep looking out there. maybe i was wrong. president obama today hosted a bipartisan health care summit in washington, d.c. he invited democrats and republicans together to debate the health care proposal. the whole thing was carried live

on boring tv and they met for a little more than six hours, which coincidentally is exactly the average weight time at the emergency room if you were to go in with something bleeding. obama made the point that coming uses taxpayer money to buy themselves excellent health insurance and actually led to a plan that would work. they decided to make everyone in america a member of congress. so, congratulations, representative guillermo. >> thanks, senator kimmel. >> jimmy: thank you. given the fact that the parties have been at each other's throats on this issue, i thought they agreed on a surprising number of things. >> i'm going to start off by saying, here is some things we agree on. >> we can all agree on that. >> we agree more than we disagree. all parties in both chambers should agree. >> i agree with that. >> we agree there have to be some. >> you're shaking your head in agreement. >> i totally agree. >> we all say agree.

>> we agree. >> i think we agree. >> some republicans and some democrats agree. >> we absolutely agree on that. >> we basically agree. >> we certainly agree with the premise. >> we agree. >> i think we have agreement. >> you're right. we agree with that. >> you agree that we should have some insurance regulation. >> i think all of us around this table agree. >> we agree on the idea of extending dependent coverage. >> main point is, we basically agree. [ applause ] >> jimmy: they agree. that's good news. and i'm happy to announce that no agreement was reached. i watched some of this health care summit. i don't feel any healthier at all. it may be time to send se crest in to get people to vote. it seems to be the only efficient decision-making system this country has, right? even president obama, who called the meeting, seemed bored by the whole thing. >> i really appreciate this exchange. it would have been helpful if we had this a year earlier and had

it it even more detail and for more days and since we had not had any input to the drafting, we're credited with 150 amendments. well, 17 of those were the senator, where she was inserting native americans tribal in 17 different places. the ideas that we had -- when senator kennedy and i were working bills, we put some detail in and then draft the bills together. >> jimmy: it is healthy to take a little nap in the afternoon. [ applause ] as difficult and contentious as this health care debate has been, for all that's been created, there's one big upshot, our governor got to go on the early show this morning to say this. >> with health care reform, teddy roosevelt talked about health care reform in 1912. >> jimmy: 12. that's the word 12 and wolf

combined. he's been going to the numbers class but they are only up to eight. let's go to cousin sal again. >> you want to sing? >> jimmy: what is this guy's name? >> butchress? >> close enough. >> jimmy: golly. butchress. where are you from? >> detroit. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. what do you do there in detroit? >> um, well, now i live in arizona, i just moved to arizona, but i'm originally from detroit. >> jimmy: okay, so, you are a liar. >> yeah, i guess so. >> jimmy: all right. sal, give him the choices of songs that we have remaining. >> "amazing grace" and "i will survive." >> you got lil' wayne? >> no. >> jimmy: we don't have that. >> do you have -- can you repeat the options? >> jimmy: we're not -- not the request line you're calling

here. >> let's do "sweet home alabama" again -- >> jimmy: pick a different one. >> just -- well, why not? >> jimmy: here we go. here he is. >> jimm that's where you should have been singing there. one, two, three, four -- >> big wheels keep on turning. >> jimmy: all right, thank you, butchress. i want to apologize to everyone at "american idol." this is something. you guys been watching "the bachelor?" there is this contestant rosalyn, she was sent home this season for allegedly having an inappropriate relationship with own of the producers on the show. well, tmz says there's a sex tape being shopped around with her on it. i hear it's explicit.

she's having sex with a man and then gets distracted by the cameraman and starts having sex with him instead. we have footage of it. i don't know if you can call this a sex tape because it aired here on abc. >> you know very well, as do these women that we don't shoot you 24/7. is that not true? >> it says in my contract that you can have recording devices anywhere you want. you do have to tell me about it. how would i know? why would they be like, we can put cameras anywhere we want. we're not going to do it. >> jimmy: leave it for the hot tub. that dog is our next bachelor. hey, congratulations to gary busey and his girlfriend lucy. they had a son on tuesday. his name is luke sampson. gary is 65 years old, so, it's impressive that he's had a child, but odds are he's not going to be around to see the boy grow up very old because he's older. we've put together a time capsule of sorts, kind of like

what was done with superman, to teach the young man on that inevitable day that daddy's not around and beyond. >> and i went in like a crop duster with my nose flying first and snorted the we cane off the dog. but you know what you get when you do that, you get bugs, hair, grease and goo from the ground. it's not at all a healthy thing to do. >> jimmy: that's great. remember that. not a healthy thing to do. one more thing. this is unbelievable. this was posted on the sports website the big lead. what you are seeing here is ultimate fighting legend chuck liddell working out with his girlfriend, heidi northcott. as you can see, they are nude. you can see his whole -- i don't work out a whole lot, but i was under the impression that people

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>> jimmy: welcome back to our health care summit. with us tonight, a very talented actress, from the show "big love." ginnifer goodwin is here. ginnifer. later on, from the united kingdom, this is her first album called "traveling like the light." it comes out april 20th.

making her network television bay due in the u.s., vv brown. from the bud light golden wheat stage. tomorrow, dana delany, music from daniel merriweather and scotty lago. scotty lago is the american snowboarders who for whatever mysterious reason had to leave vancouver when pictures of a woman french kissing his bronze medal were online. he's going to have to miss the closing ceremonies, but he'll be here with us, which i think is even better then the olympics. right? all right, our first guest's incendiary temper has been known to terrify aspiring chefs and curdle bechamel sauces in kitchens around the world. he's an award-winning chef andleand le restaurateur. watch him scare failing restaurants back to life on

"kitchen nightmares" thursday and friday nights at nine on fox. please welcome chef gordon ramsay. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks for coming. great to see you. these are truffles that you brought me. >> yes. >> jimmy: these came out of you? incredible. i wish i could smell them. wow, they -- yeah, they -- even penetrated my nose. they smell great. >> little present. that last bowl of pasta last time i was here was a disaster. >> how dare you? i made you a powell of pasta the last time you were here. it's pasta. not pasta, by the way. >> i'll take them back. $900 a kilo. you grate them very thinly. >> jimmy: yeah, very, very thin. >> or take them to bed. >> jimmy: some people hate them and some people, you know, smart people, love, love, love trough ms. >> yeah. they don't look the most appetizing. pigs sniff them and dogs. dogs are unique and if you can't

find the sort of, the most amazing dog with the great nose you're in trouble because they cost an average, $900 a kilo. >> jimmy: this is what the french fight wars over? truffle dogs? >> they fight wars over dogs. >> jimmy: how many kilos are these? >> i brought you 250 grams. use them sparingly. when you slice them -- watch your fingers. >> you looked like you cut yourself there. >> yeah, just really gentle. that's nice. help transform your [ bleep ] pasta into something magical. >> jimmy: how dare you? you said you liked it. i was -- >> i was being diplomatic. >> jimmy: okay. now that we know each other, our second visit, you can tell me it was terrible. you go around the world yelling at people. really, that is kind of what you do, right? do you do that at your own restaurants? sometimes, yeah.

not as much as i do on "kitchen nightmares." they know i'm coming so when they turn around, tell me, we cleaned up, the place is looking immacula immaculate, and you walk in, it looks like a [ bleep ] hole, it scares me. within two, three minutes, you can identify if it's a slob, a pig or a lazy [ bleep ]. suddenly, nine times out of ten they're [ bleep ]. so i feel for the customer. i put my foot in the dining room and i want to make sure they get an amazing, unique experience, not treated like cattle just shipped in and shipped out. >> jimmy: i watched tonight, and this is the thing i find amazing is that, these people know you're coming, and yet they don't think to clean the place up. how filthy must that place have been before you called and said, i'm going to do a television show there. >> i know, i know. chefs cut corners. they get lazy and frustrated and they sort of take the, their aggression out on the food.

it's the customers that are struggling. >> jimmy: the really good restaurants, in general, if you make really good food, do you -- you'll succeed, right? >> absolutely, definitely. and also the sad news is that anyone, you, yourself, your guests, can actually go out and buy a restaurant. you don't need many qualifications. people fall in love with the idea, rather than the reality. it's hard. >> jimmy: people think, i'm a good cook at the house, i can translate that. but it's a totally different thing. >> yeah. people go around having these glamorous dinner parties, cooking great pasta dishes and they cook a lebuy a restaurant. >> jimmy: i know better than that. >> it happens all the time. >> jimmy: i heard you are going to run a marathon. you did that before? >> i just finished my tenth london marathon, ten in a row. i did five double marathons -- >> jimmy: what is that? >> it's 95 k, you run straight

through, up and down. one year it's uphill the next year it's downhill. >> jimmy: and you run ten miles a day? >> next month is the l.a. marathon which i'm going to do, which is exciting. really exciting. and it's -- [ applause ] it's going to be a tough one. because it's hot. we don't have that kind of weather, you know, mid march in the uk. it's freezing, minus 10. so it starts early. i train on average, yeah, ten miles every other day. >> jimmy: that's crazy. ten miles is a lot of running to do. you brought this weight -- what is this? this, by the way, is very, very heavy. >> this here is a 26 kilo weighed jacket. >> jimmy: you and the kilos. we don't know what this means. >> a 50-pound jacket. you put that on for half the journey and drop the jacket. but it's -- it's an amazing way of training, because you have upper body strength, great strength in the legs, and it's amazing. >> jimmy: now, when you say you drop it, who picks it up for you?

do you have to have an assistant when you drop it? >> i hide it in a bush. >> jimmy: hey, how much -- follow gordon around, you can get yourself a nice weight jacket. >> no, no. it sounds a bit crazy but it is amazing. and i train sometimes at ucla as well. eight, nine times down the stairs. brilliant. drop it. you think you're running faster than usain bolt after you got rid of the jacket. >> jimmy: you know what you are? you're a maniac. it's like -- you are at 100 miles an hour all the time. >> do you know what, sometimes when i'm in service, running a restaurant and really seriously cranky, upset, the more frustrated i get, the faster i run. i offload. and it's an amazing way of spending time to myself, no one irritating me, and i can just get in the zone. >> jimmy: you could pass the kenyans, right, if you were angry enough. you could go right past them. you could become one of the great -- >> very good point.

so -- i just love running. and my wife, she's a control freak. she weighs me once a week. >> jimmy: what? really? >> chefs have a reputation of being fat and she says, trust me, we've been married for 12 years, we have four amazing children. i want to get out of bed every morning, stand up straight and see your meat and two veg. basically, sort of flat from the way down. >> jimmy: you get weighed by your wife? >> once a week. >> jimmy: wow. and what happens if you don't -- if you don't meet her standards? >> i'm [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: that's bad. >> really bad. in a nice way. >> jimmy: now, let's talk about the show. we have a clip of the show. and, well, let's look at the clip, in case you haven't seen the show. one of 13 shows you have on television right now. here's what goes on with gordon every day. >> okay. here's a deluxe and here is your monte cristo.

>> okay. is that powdered sugar on the sandwich? with fries? >> yes. >> is that popular? >> no. it's actually dripping. fat. >> ew. when he squeezed the sandwich and the oil came out that really disgusted me. >> jimmy: did she said monte crisco? >> that was a disgusting monte crapo. >> jimmy: i thought i invented that sandwich. i told my wife at the time i came downstairs, i said, i just thought of something great. i made a sandwich out of french toast. i put the meat in it and dipped it in the egg and everything, i put it on the thing and i turned it over and it was fantastic, and she goes, yeah, that's called a monte cristo sandwich.

and then we got divorced. that's -- >> that can win her back, you never know. >> jimmy: women, i don't think so. um -- so, you -- so you go -- do you feel like you really help when you leave? you are tough on them. do you feel like they are better off when you go? >> i'd like to think so. there's so much that goes into it. i'm there with a team of 120, 130 of us, we have a team in the kitchen, team in the dining room. amazing budgets, and everybody wants the restaurants to work. next week is phenomenal. a young girl in manhattan beach fell in love with the idea, parents helped her out too much. we're in the middle of service and she breaks down and disappears in the toilet for three hours. >> jimmy: i do that. >> i'm running -- >> jimmy: i do that all the time. well -- yeah. for different reasons. yeah. >> so, of course i want them to work. and more importantly, i look slightly stoopid if they don't

become successful but they sort of take me on, they want to argue and needle me and aggravate me and take the knowledge, don't take me on. i'm big and strong. >> jimmy: and you go back and check on them. >> oh, [ bleep ], not all the time. >> jimmy: well, not all the time. >> sometimes. i'm standing outside. the one in lancaster, there was a drive-by shooting. what are we doing here? >> jimmy: steer clear of lancaster. it's great to have you here. thank you for coming. thank you for the truffles. "kitchen nightmares" is the show, thursdays and fridays on fox. we'll be right back with ginnifer goodwin. here's a little trick i picked up by booking my family trip with expedia. first i find the flight i want. then a great hotel my kids will love. yeah. but wait... here's the really cool part. when i book them at the same time... voila! i can save up to 450 bucks.

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>> jim >> jimmy: still to come on the show, vv brown will be with us. our next guest has shown millions of hbo subscribers why inviting another person into the relationship is sometimes not a good idea. she plays wife number three on the show "big love." watch it sunday nights at 9:00. please say hello to ginnifer goodwin. [ cheers and applause ]

>> how are you feeling? >>jimmy: i have a cold. i don't want to infect anybody else. did you meet chef ramsay. did he scream at you? >> he was shook my hand. i'm sure my parents are freaking out right now about that. >> jimmy: why? >> because they are -- >> jimmy: they don't want you touching men? >> they're such big fans of his. >> jimmy: you have worked in a restaurant? >> i have. i'm from memphis, tennessee, so i was set to work in a barbecue restaurant. >> jimmy: that's true. what did you work at? >> i don't even remember the name. i just remember the smell. >> jimmy: what did it smell like? >> i call it ode de memphis. it smelled like barbecue ribs. >> i don't eat that anymore. i like the sauce on things. >> jimmy: as a cocktail? >> more like tofu -- >> jimmy: you are a vegetarian?

>> i am. >> jimmy: is that why you had to leave memphis? they kicked you out? yeah, wow, your family must be very disappointed. >> yes, look at me now. >> jimmy: you have turkeys as pets. >> oh, you know what, i don't have tur keeps as pets but i was the turkey ambassador for -- ambassadress -- >> jimmy: guillermo? >> you're right. >> for the farm sanctuary this thanksgiving. >> jimmy: what is that? >> i was encouraging people to adopt a turkey. >> jimmy: did you? >> i adopted a flock. >> jimmy: where do they go? >> well, they are given beautiful, wonderful long lives on a sanctuary. >> jimmy: oh, i see. >> they can be pet by the guests who come tour the farm. they love being pet.

>> jimmy: they do? i thought they hate people, turkeys. >> how much time have you spent with a turkey? >> jimmy: eating them, a lot. >> fair enough. they like -- i've been -- >> jimmy: i've had my hands in weird turkey places. >> i see this picture. and i can show you exactly where i touched a turkey. >> i have to s . >> jimmy: it looks like you aren't getting along. >> that's magnolia. she had a thing for my jewelry. right here, under her wing, if you, like, all turkeys, if you pet a turkey there, magnolia do this thing with her head, kind of like this, like a dog, a puppy with his leg. >> jimmy: does that signify pleasure? >> i hope so. >> jimmy: and what are these? orange turkeys down here? >> yes. those are pumpkins. >> jimmy: of course. you adopted those, as well? >> i did. >> jimmy: can people eat those? >> yes, you can. >> jimmy: you don't like people

eating animals at all. >> i don't. can we still be friends? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. only to a certain point. >> right. >> jimmy: yeah, no, i just can't -- i thought about it and i tried to run it through in my head and go, yeah, maybe it's not a good idea, but then they come out so delicious. >> right, i told everybody, i did not stop eating animals because i didn't like the taste. that's not why i stopped. >> jimmy: did you see something horrible that led to it? >> well, i started reading about health and that led me to -- >> jimmy: oh, health. >> led me to the websites and when you watch the videos, you can't go back. >> jimmy: i never watch those videos. so, the show "big love" is a great show. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you must be excited, it's a great show. [ applause ] >> oh, thank you. >> jimmy: great cast. >> dreamy cast. >> jimmy: and a very weird -- i guess, well, it really happens so it's unusual, but with these -- they're not really

mormons. >> we sometimes pretend to be latter day saints, but we're not. >> jimmy: they're fundamental lists. >> we do our own thing. we live in the burbs. there may be 30,000 families living this way in the united states. maybe some of you. >> jimmy: i heard that, too. >> maybe some of you. >> jimmy: if there are 30,000 families, and each of those families has families in it, that multiflips out to like millimeters of families and really -- i just don't think -- here is my problem with it. it doesn't make sense just from a -- a standpoint that there are almost as many men as there are women. little bit more. >> in the world? sure. >> jimmy: if one guy has eight wives, it's like, what happens to me? you know? >> exactly. >> jimmy: i'm screwed. >> this is a serious issue. >> jimmy: brad pitt would have, like, 90 wives and i'd have nothing. i'd be lucky to have a turkey. >> this is a serious issue.

>> jimmy: it is. you are enjoying it? >> i love my job. i hope to go 20 more years. >> jimmy: your family excited about your success? >> absolutely. >> jimmy: do they come and bother you on the set, want to meet everybody? >> no, my parents are good southern people. yeah. nice manners. >> jimmy: one wife, one man -- >> i have four parents but that's -- >> jimmy: yeah, it's even, though. it's not some weird ratio. >> i have to say, that lifestyle is off my own moral compass. it's right for some people. >> jimmy: you have met any of these people? >> you know, i did -- i want to salt lake city right before we shot the pilot because i was afraid that utah wouldn't have me after the show aired and i was like, i really want to be a tourist and experience beautiful salt lake city before they stop me at the airport and so i did, though, in the back of my mind think i was going to be driving around and, like, run into polygamists.

>> jimmy: you run into a denny's and an ihop. >> they do actually have to, given the laws we have here in the united states, they did not present themselves to me. >> jimmy: they didn't come running at you? >> they live discreetly. >> jimmy: well, maybe knock on some doors next time. you should try going in. i have a feeling they would be perfectly fine with that, because -- yeah, that's got to be a tiny percentage of their population. >> this is true. >> jimmy: and they probably don't like the idea that everybody thinks they have a 11 wives each. >> they don't like that idea. >> jimmy: you would be a national hero. >> i'm on it. let's go. you should come with me. we'll do the show -- >> jimmy: bring the turkeys. very nice to meet you. congratulations on the success of the show. it's called "big love" on hbo, sunday nights at 9:00. we'll be right back with vv brown. old navy super search!

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