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we have an update tonight to the christmas day terror plot that unfolded on a flight from amsterdam bound for detroit. abc news obtained video of the alleged christmas day bomber. the tape includes an apparent statement from the suspect. the suspect has pled not guilty to criminal charges but authorities say he is cooperating with their investigation. finally in washington tomorrow, all eyes will be on goldman sachs ceo lloyd blankfein when he and several other executives testify before
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a senate sub committee. details of an investigation released today said company e-mails and documents indicate goldman sachs developed a strategy to profit from the housing meltdown and reaped billions at the expense of clients. the firm denies any wrongdoing. we'll have the latest on the goldman story as they take the hot seat tomorrow ond "world news" with diane sawyer and on "nightline" tomorrow night. that's our report for tonight, i'm cynthia mcfadden. from all of us at abc news, good night, america. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel, with a message from applebee's neighborhood grill & bar, creators of the new realburgers from across america and sponsors of -- "where in america?" let's meet our contestants -- >> his name is sam and he's from wichita, kansas.
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she's brianna from california. >> jimmy: welcome! your job tonight is to use your sense of taste and smell to determine which american city served as inspiration for tonight's applebee's realburger. guillermo! bring in the real burgers! here is guillermo. guillermo, why are you blindfolded? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: here's how we play. taste the realburger my lovely assistant is placing in front of you right now, and guess which american city inspired it. the first to guess correctly wins. are you ready? it is time to eat. begin. >> i am going to have a bite of the sandwich as well. my own. again we're asking you to guess which city inspired the tasty
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ingredients. delicious. see if it tastes at all familiar. sam, anything coming to you? >> i don't have a clue. i'm sorry. >> you don't have a clue? >> italy. >> jimmy: italy is not an american city. an american city. it rhymes with silly is the name. the city's name rhymes with silly. >> philadelphia. >> jimmy: philadelphia is right! remove your blindfolds please. it's the philly burger. piled high with grilled onions, sautéed peppers and mushrooms, smothered in creamy cheese sauce and aged white cheddar, and served on a toasted hoagie roll. congratulations! >> try applebee's new philly burger or one of the other realburgers from across america, with flavors as big and bold as america itself. only at applebee's.
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>> glad to be here. thank you. glad we're back on speaking terms. i want to wish happy tlirgtth birthday to the post it note. that's right. the post it note turns 30 years old this week. i'll tell you something, i'm sorry, i can't actually read that. you know, the post it note has a lot of great uses, but cue cards is not one of them, it really isn't. let's go back to the regular ones if we could. the post it note was actually the product of a mistake by engineers at 3m, they strumabled on an adhesive that could stick to any surface and come off and go back on. if you wanted to stick a note to the fridge, before post it is,
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you had to use boogers. the president of the company put out a statement today, life without these iconic products is simply unimaginable. really? unimaginable? your imagination has to be pretty limited to not be able imagine life without post it notes. next to lemon heads, they are my favorite yellow things. the post it note has become a part of our daily lives, not a big part, but a part. but tonight, we salute you with a look back at 30 years of post its. ♪ >> jimmy: you get the idea.
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[ applause ] >> jimmy: to celebrate this very special night, we've covered our security guard, guillermo, in post-its. on your way out, every member will get a chance to pluck one off of him and take it with them. [ applause ] >> jimmy: it's got to be tough on the mustache, right, guillermo? >> yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: good thing it's not the anniversary of the stapler. you look like a half price pinata. right across the street from our theater tonight, the world premier of iron man 2 is going on. of that's it right there. sylvester stallone is in it. i didn't know that. it was supposed to be in london but they had to move because of the volcano in ic.
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they pirate these movies in china. we went out and bought one for research purposes. a pirated dvd is not the ideal way to watch a movie, but even with the bootleg, the special effects are amazing. >> oh! [ applause ] >> jimmy: i see a super hero in your future, paper cup man. >> no. >> jimmy: tonight was the first
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"dancing with the stars" with the post kate gosselin era. erin andrews is here tonight. [ applause ] >> jimmy: erin's partner is maks. he was getting frustrated and said this. >> you love yelling. >> i don't love to be yelling. i love to be silent and enjoy dancing. >> jimmy: i don't love yelling. i love to be silent and enjoy dancing. let's hear that again. >> i love to be silent and just enjoy dancing. >> jimmy: why is that funny to me? he loves to be silent and just enjoy dancing. erin did very well on the dabs floor tonight. here she is. her costume tonight, really wearing nothing but flowers and feathers. she had the second highest score of the night. i think i made another good pick. meagan mullally is here on the
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show too. very intelligent young people with us. every year, the finest child scrabble players in the nation compete. the winners come here to play me after they win the tournament. they're 13 years old. here's what happened to the last two teams on the show. >> what does that add up to, tell me if you can figure that out? >> 26. >> jimmy: 26? that puts us over 100 now, doesn't it? go ahead and add those up. >> 18, 22, 23, 25. >> jimmy: that's pretty much it now, isn't it? that was the second year. i beat them both handily. i will not stop until every child in america has been destroyed. tonight, we have the winners of the national school scrabble championship, 13-year-old bradley robbins and evan
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mccarthy from wyndham, new hampshire. which of you is bradley? >> bradley. >> jimmy: that makes you evan, i guess. >> yep. >> jimmy: are you nervous? >> no. >> jimmy: are you excited to be here. >> yes. >> jimmy: are you scared of me? >> definitely not. we're going to take me down. >> jimmy: that's tough talk from a couple of kids now, isn't it? you know i have my hench man and his post it notes behind me. you came from new hampshire to be beaten on television. are your friends watching. >> i don't know. >> jimmy: do you have any fri d friends? >> yes. do you? >> jimmy: yes, i do have friends. this is going to be good. normally, i feel a little bit bad about creaming these kids but not tonight. now, how much did you win for this scrabble championship? >> $5,000 each. >> jimmy: we're betting that tonight, isn't that right?
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somebody doesn't want to put his money where his braces are, does he? so why -- let's pick a tile and let's see who goes first. you guys can pick first. we got a dead monkey in that bag. you think the size of the scrabble board will upset you. you got a t. that's not too good. i got an a. well, we start off very strong. i'm going to pick tiles then. i'll put these in and shake it all up. i'm going to pick my tiles and i'll give you guys your tiles. these are big tiles. don't cheat. nobody looks over here, okay? not so good. oh, no. i need three more. okay. are you looking at my tiles? oh, no.
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all right. you guys are lucky, because i got terrible tiles. i'm going to go first. oh, boy. i got to get rid of some of these. okay. all right. you know what i'm going to put down. i'm going to put down what i'm going to do tonight and that is win. win. go ahead and add that up. [ applause ] that's 12 points. give me 12 points and i'll be back for you characters later, all right. [ applause ] >> don't be looking at our tiles. >> jimmy: all right. you stay here. there's the kids, everybody. i'll be back. we're watching you back there, so no cheating, you understand? i'll tell you what, i don't like them. hey, speaking of scrabble fans,
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former president george w. bush is hard to work at his memoirs. i'm excited to hear him pronounce the word memoirs. the publishing company has given a november release date. there's a whole chapter dedicated to smooth versus churchy. it's called decision points which edged out his original title of my bad. is it a good idea for president bush to remind us of the decisions he made, because i think i would go ahead and let people forget, but he's even working on his follow-up to decision points which is supposed to be released next year which is called decision pants. it's about the tough decisions he's faced with every morning when he puts his clothes on. this is an encouraging, workers at the sec, the securities and
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exchange commission, which is the government agency in charge of policing wall street were spending hours of surfi ining pornographic websites. 33 were caught with their goldman sachs out. x and c are right next to each other on the keyboard. you type in sec and sex is going to come up. all 33 employees are being disciplined, they are being tied up and spanked. the ironic thing is if they wanted to see disgusting behavior, they could have done their jobs on wall street. [ applause ] kids are back there hearing these words. i blame larry king for this. larry king and his wife, two weeks ago, they appeared to be heading for divorce. they were spotted kissing at
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their kids' little league game. there's even a shot of her fondling larry's bottom. if you would like to experience what larry's butt may feel like at home. fill a baggy with boiled spinach. i'm very surprised to see this happen. you know, last week, sean king was convinced that larry was having an affair with her sister. this is my theory, larry king is 76 years old. he doesn't know what the hell is going on. his wife's sister looks a lot like the wife. i think he might have had sex with the sister by accident. then the wife found out and to retaliate, had sex with the baseball coach. now they find themselves in what they call a quandary, which is an excellent scrabble word, by the way. let's go see what those punk kids are up to. [ applause ] what do you have?
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wait a minute, winy with no h. interesting. >> 31. >> jimmy: winy with know h is what you're giving me. >> if you want to challenge, feel free. >> jimmy: it's like winny. >> you can challenge if you want to. >> jimmy: i know i can challenge if i want to. i'm the champion. i know the rules. i'm trying to get a read on your faces right now. that's all. >> it's not going to work. >> jimmy: what do they call it when you put a fake word down. >> a phoney. >> jimmy: do you do that a lot. >> no. >> jimmy: do you do it sometimes? >> yep. >> jimmy: i'm not going to challenge it. >> okay. i don't know about this. i'm telling you something. you guys are up. what's the score now?
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>> 31 to 12. >> whoa. >> jimmy: we're going to take a break now while i take my turn and these little punks are going to get the beating they deserve. we have dancing with the stars erin andrews, we'll be right back with meagan mullally. so stay put. [ applause ] [ male announcer ] there's a whole new way to travel in comfort and style... [ train whistle blows ] ♪ presenting the new toyota avalon. it's one smooth ride. it has lots of space for you... and all your things. i got mine with voice activated navigation.
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before we bake it into every delicious cracker. >> jimmy: we're back. with us on the show tonight from espn, the dancer on whom i bestowed the golden kimmel, from "dancing with the stars," erin andrews is here. [ applause ] >> jimmy: a couple of 13-year-old punks from new hampshire who won the school scrabble championship. this is the trophy they won. tonight, i will take this trophy
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from them, but the scrabble gods are not smiling on me. i had two a's and four i's. i had to pass or trade. what do you call it when you don't get a turn? >> exchanging. >> jimmy: you guys do your turn. these two are excited over there. they got something up their sleeve. let's see what they got over there. i have to see what's going on. what did they put down? if only we could see it. what's the word. >> relanded. the blank is a d. >> jimmy: relanded? >> one two, eight, times four, plus bingo for using all seven tiles, 82. that's a bs word, relanded.
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i know it's a word in the scrabble world, but in the real world where i live, you don't reland of the you land. i'll get them later. our first guest tonight is a two time emmy winner as a result of her work on the show will and grace, but her craving for more awards cannot be sated. she has a show called party down on starz friday nights at 10:00. please say hello to meagan mullally. [ applause ] >> jimmy: they're good. what are you going to do. >> i'm intimidated by those two. >> jimmy: relanded. are you a scrabble player. >> i like to play scrabble with my husband, but i can't do a game night or anything like that, because i'm not competitive and i just start crying. >> jimmy: that's not good.
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is your husband competitive. >> no, he's not. he's a very manually guy but he's not a sports guy. >> jimmy: speaking of manuallly have a picture of new york magazine. >> protect yourselves. >> jimmy: what's going on here? [ applause ] >> jimmy: it looks like he relanded on some grapes. >> that's just how we are at home. that's just us being -- that was a candid, just us at home. >> jimmy: whose idea was this. >> mine. >> jimmy: who puts the grapes where they need to go. >> my husband is not particularly modest, so when he took his robe off, he said watch your eyes, to the gathered
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assembly, and yes, i don't know. of i think he placed the grapes himself. >> jimmy: that's very sweet. did you get to take them home? >> no, i passed on that. that is a very large bunch of grapes. [ applause ] >> jimmy: but usually grape leaves, not usually the grapes themselves. >> that's right. >> jimmy: your husband is on parks and recreation. >> yes, he plays ron swanson. >> jimmy: you are on party down, which have you got used to saying the words party down. >> yes, i know. it's not easy, but i somehow made it through. >> jimmy: do you see each other at all? >> we do. we do. we took a nice vacation at christmas at the holidays, we took a vacation for two weeks so we got a lot of togetherness time. we went to europe. >> jimmy: so i've heard. >> we went to three cities, we went to belgium, vienna and
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prague. since we had never been to any of the cities, we thought it would be a good idea to hire a guide for each city so we could get the lay of the land, you know, for the first day. so everything went great. we had this really nice guide in belgium, we had a lovely woman who took us on a horse and carriage ride in vienna. in prague, there sits olga who was our guide and she proceeded to take us on the most harrowing tour of a city that you could ever imagine. >> jimmy: in what way? >> there was no color. there was no -- it was all just religious persecution and freezing cold dank places where catastrophes had taken place and lots of death and destruction. i'm not ex accurating, when i tell you that the highlight of
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our day was the -- were the children's drawings at the holocaust museum, i was like there's yellow. like i hadn't seen any colors all day long. >> jimmy: there's yellow. take a look over there, you're going to see all sorts of colors. you should have brought guillermo to prague. >> i guess it kind of culminated, we were standing in some freezing, dank hallway and there was a door at the end and, i don't know where nick was, this was between me and olga, she looked at me and said i want to show you something. something terrible. now, i swear to god. this is verbatim. i'm not exaggerating. i walked down to the end of the holloway. sure enough, here is a life size statue of a decomposed picture of a woman.
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his punishment had to ex um the body and sculpt it as he found it. she said do you see it? do you see the horror? i was like yeah, i see it. its name is olga. freaking me out, lady. >> jimmy: what a slogan. >> that was verbatim. i don't know. >> jimmy: do you see the horror? i can see that at the airport on posters and everything. >> it's a great way to get more tourists in. >> jimmy: you brought an interesting photograph along with you. tell us what's happening here? >> that is ryan hanson who is a member of the cast of party down. we were shooting one day in a park and there was a lake with many ducks, who that isn't very donald duck looking duck. >> jimmy: that's a great looking duck. it's big and orange where it's supposed to be orange. >> it's a good specimen.
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there are a lot of pranks on the set. ryan captured this duck and tut it in adam scott's trailer and in his shower so when he opened his door, there was a giant duck in his shower. >> jimmy: did he get scared? >> i don't know, probably. there are a lot of pranks on that set most of which cannot be told on tv. >> jimmy: filthy pranks, maybe if there are children who just relanded should not hear them. >> yes. >> jimmy: the show is about indicatorers. the show is very funny. it's kind of got an all-star cast. >> it's a great show, yeah, six people in the ensemble. it's about a indicatoring service. i play this crazy woman from a stage mother who just moved their with her daughter who is going to be the next hannah montana. so i've been doing a lot.
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>> jimmy: what is your daughter's name on the show. >> her name is es ka paid. yes, it is. >> jimmy: it's like something a rapper might drive. >> exactly. >> jimmy: es capade. the show is called party down, friday nights at 10:00 on starz. meagan mullally, everybody. [ applause ] [ female announcer ] you choose the cutest outfits. are you choosing a detergent designed for her sensitive skin? tide free & gentle is. and unlike the leading free detergent, tide free & gentle removes more residue from dirt, food, and stains. so you can be confident about every outfit you put her in, even the ones...she chooses.
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[ applause ] >> jimmy: we're back with the scrabble kids. i'm going to put that down there. >> are you still so confident you're going to win? >> jimmy: i'll be honest with you, no, i'm not. >> good. >> jimmy: but i will give you the beating of your life. i can't believe this. i'm being humiliated by a boy. this hasn't happened since i was
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a boy. all right. i'm going to put flair right there. will you add that up? thank you. i like this one better. add it up, fellows and figure it out. we'll be right back with them. i want to introduce our second guest. since 2004, our next guest is making very hard for football, baseball and basketball players to concentrate. she dances her heart out on "dancing with the stars." please welcome erin andrews. [ applause ] you could be just the distraction i need tonight. >> for what? scrabble? >> jimmy: maybe his glasses get steamed up and he won't be able to see the letters. >> they could care less i'm here. this is the one event like who are you? >> jimmy: i'm going to guess
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you're incorrect. are you guys excited erin is here? >> i didn't know who she was. [ applause ] >> of course you didn't. good for you. >> jimmy: in about eight months they'll be excited. i have a lot of money riding on you. >> are you kidding? me versus the mets? >> jimmy: the mets i don't have a lot of money riding on, but you i picked before the season. every year i pick before the season and i'll good at it. i think it's easy to say nicole scherzinger is a professional dancer. >> amazing. >> jimmy: that's cheating. >> i don't know she's not cheating. >> jimmy: it's cheating. i don't believe she's cheating but i believe putting a professional dancer on there is not the spirit of the competition. evan lysacek also kind of a professional dancer. i know it's ice skating but to me it's dancing. it's all the same thing. >> i'm listening. >> jimmy: you come out. you're not a professional
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dancer. you're a sports reporter. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's why i thought this is the spirit in which the contest was meant to be had. then i bet money on you and i've done pretty well so far. >> how much? >> jimmy: i prefer not to say but it's a thousand dollars. >> that's all i'm worth? >> jimmy: no, i get paid $5,000 if i win. oddly, the odds have become longer as you've been in the competition, even though they shouldn't be because you did quite -- especially tonight, you did very well. >> tonight, we needed tonight bad. >> jimmy: you did very well tonight. but i picked elio to win. he won. i picked christie yam guch chi, i picked lance bass, i picked and then i picked donnie osmond.
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>> i feel like he had every mom's vote. everybody was like we love him. >> jimmy: i thought you're probably going to be a good dancer, you'll be well spoken and likeable when it comes time to speak and be likeable and it's turned out to be correct so far. >> did you hear me burp on national tv. >> jimmy: i think it's a bonus. i vote extra for burping. your partner, is there a relationship between you and him. >> do you see how he looks at himself in the mirror, how could there be a relationship when he loves himself? am i getting red? >> jimmy: would you be willing to swear on the who wiholy bibl? he is a hand some devil.
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>> he is. >> jimmy: you're glisenning. >> because i'm wondering how do you make it funny you have got me blushing. >> jimmy: if this was a lie detecter test, it would be buzzing like crazy right now. >> no, maks -- i thought he was here. >> jimmy: if only he was. >> we spend so much time together that's why i laugh and get so flustered. i feel bad because everybody thinks there's something going on. i'm a handful to deal with. he's like get away from me. >> jimmy: i've seen maks's package. oh, yes. >> swear on the bible. >> jimmy: maks said he -- he seemed to think you were overanalyzing things. you're driving him crazy. >> yes.
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i'm so hard on myself. here's a guy, he can shake himself in 80 different ways. >> jimmy: he's a professional dancer. he probably can't do anything else. i mean, let's be honest. do you think he could put any words on the board like these kids over here? no, these kids would kill him. >> i can't wait to see you put words. >> jimmy: i need help because these kids are beating me up. your sister is in the audience. >> yes. >> jimmy: you guys -- [ applause ] >> she's front row in "dancing with the stars" every monday and tuesday of the she's the red head in the audience. >> jimmy: i can see that. you guys are now living together. >> yeah, i'm here in l.a. and we're staying together. >> jimmy: i got you. you guys could stay at my house if you wanted to. there's really plenty of room. what does your sister do for a
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living. >> she's a professional dancer. >> jimmy: if i knew your sister was a professional dancer, i would have bet $10,000. there's professional dancing in your blood. >> she was in the movie step up 3. >> jimmy: i'm in that movie. you're in step up 3. it's in 3-d. >> jimmy: finally. it seems so flat in the past. wow, that's wonderful. do you feel like you're working hard? >> yes. it's so much so i have no idea what's going on in the sports world. >> jimmy: nobody there knows anything about sports besides ochocinco. >> he talked a little trash to me tonight. >> jimmy: he made fun of everybody a little bit. >> i was screaming backstage, you haven't done anything in the post season. >> jimmy: nice. use that to fuel you and destroy these people, if for no other
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reason then because it will make me a lot of money if you do. >> i promise. thank you very much. you're going to help me with the scrabble kids. >> yes. >> jimmy: erin andrews. we'll be back to play more scrabble with the kids. [ applause ] up to 10x faster than 3g... files outside. i can stream the movie "airplane" to my cell phone... at the airport. i can have a crystal-clear videoconference with my clients... ...muffin basket or something... ...while working offsite, or share five high-speed connections for online gaming... while enjoying the great outdoors. [ video game sound effects ] eat it, yoshi! what can you do with 4g? [ male announcer ] experience 4g from sprint. it's more than a wireless network. deaf, hard-of-hearing and people with speech disabilities, it's a wireless revolution. access www.sprintrelay.com. it's more than a wireless network. deaf, hard-of-hearing and people with speech disabilities, [whistles] taxi! come on. announcer: dr. scholl's massaging gel insoles with two different gels for softness and support are outrageously comfortable. i'd rather walk anyway.
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trophy and money. these are bradley robbins and evan mccarthy. what's the score. >> 113 to 30. >> jimmy: am i winning? >> do you want to save the score sheet as a souvenir. >> jimmy: after the show, i'm going to tattoo it on your forehead. erin, talk to these kids distract them. >> these kids don't care about me. >> twiny. interesting. they did it to be wise guys. that's 25 points for twiny. i may have to go to our judges on twiny. i'm not going to go to the judges on twiny. i'm going to try to do something here. >> excuse me, yes. here's your bag.
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>> jimmy: what we want to do is we want to see if we can do anything there. looks like we can't. >> looks like you'll neat 120 pointer to win this game. it's not going to be easy. if that kid talks again, i'm going to make him eat one of these tiles. all right. let's see. let's go with rev here. do you guys want to add that up? >> 12, 14. >> jimmy: what about yoker. we didn't do that. >> jimmy: didn't see that, did you? >> sorry. >> jimmy: i -- >> 27. >> jimmy: thank you. >> i would write it down.
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>> jimmy: yes, i would write it down too. you got that double word there. that's more than 27, by the way. what's going on here? this is double word here this is six -- 12. we got 16, 17, 22, 23, 24 -- oh, it's 27. >> you really need to learn your basic addition? >> jimmy: what? erin, what's going on here. i heard you guys lost to a couple of girls. do we have the picture of those girls they lost to during the tournament? where are they? the lieberman sisters beat you pretty good. that had to hurt. guillermo, what's your role in this? >> supposed to be the judge. i'm not doing anything, so it's okay.
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>> jimmy: we're going to start playing in spanish now, boys. thank you erin. >> sure. >> jimmy: time you guys want to go. oh, god, i got more i's. i got a lot of i's. >> 24. 24. >> how did they know about this? [ applause ] >> jimmy: you know what? ironically, this is something neither of you will ever do in your lives. >> this is amazing. >> jimmy: i hit a home run at the espn softball game one year. do you want to see video of that. >> not especially. >> let's look at the tape. here's jimmy kimmel. look.
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