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time now for tonight's closing argument. it was the government versus goldman today on capitol hill. on one side, senators lashing out at alleged conflicts of interest that helped that firm turn a profit amid financial crisis. on the other, a company that denies any wrong doing. senate democrats and republicans are working on reforming the
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financial world that made so many rich and left so many more financially wrecked. but critics of congress say washington was a prime enabler of the please. is goldman at fault or does congress share in the blame for turning a blind eye to it all? you can tell us at our facebook page or go to the "nightline" page on abcnews.com. that's our report for tonight. i'm terry moran. for all of us at abc news, good night. >> jimmy: hi, i jimmy kimmel with a message from progressive insurance. while you may already know about progressive innovations like rate comparisons and concierge level claims service that make auto insurance easier, you might not know about the progressive insurance automotive "x" prize, which will award $10 million to teams that create super fuel efficient vehicles people want to buy.
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and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm the host of the program. yo, yo, yo, check it out. check it. sorry, for a minute there, i forgot i wasn't randy jackson. well, it's tuesday night, which means elimination night on america's favorite celebrity dancing competition, "dancing with the stars." where don't want to ruin it for anybody, but the bottom two tonight were the bachelor, jake pavelka, and niecy nash. and who was asked to pack their bedazzled belongings and go home?
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>> jake and chelsie. >> bachelor jake gets the atomic pavelka tonight. and just for good measure, they reeliminated kate gosselin, too. this is something. jake gave quite a farewell speech when they let him go. i couldn't describe it for you, but i think it's best you see it yourself. here is jake thanking chelsie. >> you're one of my best friends. i have loved every second of this. i love you. thank you for being so great to my beautiful fiance, vienna. >> this is what he said on the bachelor, right?
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does he think he's breaking up with her. i don't know. jake will be here in just a couple minutes to explain himself. he's had some run on these abc reality shows. he was eliminated from the bachelorette. he was the eliminator on the bachelor. eliminated from dancing with the stars. and next week on extreme makeover, they're planning to knock down his house. so, pretty sad. we had a rerun of lost tonight on abc. either that or we timetraveled back to four tuesdays ago. i didn't mind the rerun. you notice things the second time around you might not have seen the first time. for example, did you know they're on an island? they are. tonight on american idol on fox, they're down to the final six contestants. there's talk of renaming the show. they're thinking of calling it america doesn't have talent.
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one of the singers is head and shoulders above the other ones. one thing she has that most of them don't have is an ability to sing, which is important. that's crystal, and i don't know if you notice this, but she looks a little like claire from lost. like a slightly more unkempt version of claire. shania twain was the celebrity mentor this week. so the contestants had to swing. they had to pick from shania twain songs. she's great to look at, but even shania twain can't sing shania twain songs. i was going through the greatest hits album this froong. five of the songs on the album have exclamation points at the end of the title. and some have them in the middle, like man! i feel like a woman. it's man! i feel like a woman. she likes the word man a lot, too. there's the woman in me needs the man in you. and you're still my man, man.
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and of course, the classic, man, man,mancy man man. there's no song that can not be better by shoehorning a man into it. i'm more interested in shania twain's personal life. she's got a new reality show coming to the oprah network that follows her as she gets over her divorce. she got a divorce because her husband was sleeping with her assistant. and now she's living with the ex-assistant's husband. she's like the larry king of canada. there's some more important larry king news today. larry's most recent ex-wife before the current soon to be ex-wife, number six, julia alexander king, said they were both having affairs and they knew about him. larry with the wife's sister and shawn with the baseball coach. shawn became suspicious of the
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sister when she showed up smelling like met amusal and moth-balls. this is crazy. i'm starting to understand why larry wears suspenders all the time. easy to get them on and off. there's something weird going on with the celebrities in the country right now. all of a sudden, everyone has turned into tiger woods. how larry king gets all these women to marry him, he's not exactly george clooney, but women find him attractive, and he's par laying that into a new business venture that is paying him a lot of money. >> are you looking for hot, life chat with an old man in suspenders? >> uh-huh. >> then you've come to the right place. larry king's hot chat line where the king of talk opens up his line to you. >> we have a call. let's take it. hello. >> right now, i'm wearing satin pajamas. >> do you know what you're wearing next.
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>> that all depends. >> the call is safe and completely anonymous. >> washington township, michigan, hello. >> if you caught me on your lawn, how would you punish me? >> sex standing up. >> ooh, naughty boy. >> inappropriate king live continues. >> and who knows? you might end up at wife number nine. >> larry, why don't you date someone your own age, like me? >> larry king's hot chat line, 99 cents per minute. >> sexy talk. >> call now. >> jimmy: what was it? what was it you said at the end of that, uncle frank? >> that was a hot spot. hot, hot, hot. >> jimmy: sexy talk. you know, it's always a nice
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thing during one's time of need when your friends and family takes time to go on a gossip website and talk about you. jesse james is apparently out of sex rehab, and his dad was good enough to address his son's alleged interest in the third reich with something called splash news online today. >> i realize there's been a big fuss over the picture of my son giving the nazi hiel and the hitler mustache. he did have a nasination with the nazis and the started at an early age. he likes the war machines, the uniforms, the guns, everything about them. >> jimmy: everything about them? i hope not everything about them. thanks, dad. thanks for clearing that up for me. here's more from daddy james. >> i bought him books, not about naziism, but about the war, and he liked reading about that.
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and i had a friend that was a nazi that i used to do antique shows with. he had never met my son. when he seen my son, he was tall, blond haired, blue eyed. he said that's a perfect example for the master race. >> that's a nice compliment. he had a friend that was a nazi? my friend loved hitler and antique shows, he really did. friend that was a nazi. so my guess is there will be no starbucks gift card in the mail for mr. james come father's day. here is interestingly specific health news. a new study out of norway has found that four bad habits. smoking, drinking excessively, eating too much, and not exercising will age you by 12 years. it's true. for example, look at this kid. he is -- he's 19 years old and he doesn't even smoke.
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that's a good tip for any 12-year-old looking to get a good i.d. drink, smoke, and get fat, viola, you're 24. >> the senate held meetings on what role goldman sachs played in the financial meltdown of 2008. they allegedly sold their own clients bad mortgages and bet against them to make profits for themselves. i think this might be what the judges of american idol might be doing to us, but the senators made quite a show of grilling these guys for hours under oath, which is funny because the men the senators are grilling happen to be some of their biggest campaign contributors. >> goldman sachs, should they be trying to sell [ bleep ] deals? >> senators, with all due respect, if you don't watch your tone, we might have to cut off
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your allowance. do i mike myself clear? oh, no more questions. peace, we're out. >> jimmy: it's called capitalism. if you don't like it, move to cuba. even though this was supposed to a business-oriented investigation, there was a healthy dose of profanity throughout the hearing. somebody might say there were some scat logical questions. >> when you were working at goldman, did you consider yourself to have a duty? >> senator, i had a duty. >> could you give me a yes or no to whether or not you considered yourself to have a duty? >> i believe we have a duty. >> mr. tourre, same question for you, do you have a duty?
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>> i believe we have a duty. >> do you believe you have a duty? >> jimmy: well, i don't know how any of that is any of our business, i really don't. well, as you know, the world of ballroom dancing is a cruel world, even taking off your pants won't necessarily save you. earlier tonight, this handsome young pilot hit a flock of geese. he is the fifth celebrity eliminated, along with his dance partner chelsie hightower. please welcome former bachelor jake pavelka. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. well, before we begin, i'm going to ask there be no crying during this interview. you got very emotional there,
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didn't you? >> you know what? when anybody is leaving an experience like dancing with the stars -- >> jimmy: i would be happy to leave. seems like a real pain to me, to be honest with you. >> it does hurt. >> jimmy: what was more difficult, the bachelor or dancing with the stars. >> because in the bachelor, all you had to do was slip in the hot tub and make out. and chelsie, you wouldn't have allowed that. >> definitely wouldn't have allowed that. >> jimmy: i noticed last week, you placed third. you had no pants on. this week, you decided foolishly to wear your pants and you got eliminated. >> i know, sorry. it was my fault. >> jimmy: it was your idea? >> i decided to save america and keep him in his pants. >> jimmy: that was quite a v-neck. i could see your belly button at the bottom of the v. it was kind of funny when you were standing there almost in
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tears and then we look at what you're wearing and both of your nipples are out. and your belly button, all are out at the same time. it put a smiley face on the whole thing. >> at least my nipples were tan. >> jimmy: was it hard for you to be on a reality show with a woman you were not sleeping with? that's a real change of pace. >> trying to think of something clifrb. i'm doing to take the fifth. >> jimmy: you went all out. you were very committed to it. you really wanted to win this thing or at least stay on. in fact, last night, you happened to come by the show last night and you voted for yourself while you were here, true? >> absolutely. absolutely. >> jimmy: is there a computer? i need to vote for myself, and you did vote for yourself. chelsie, did you vote for you guys? >> i have to say i didn't. >> jimmy: great job.
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>> i told everybody about it. >> jimmy: you can't tell other people to vote when you yourself do not vote. >> i didn't have a laptop accessible. >> jimmy: do you remember what p. diddy told us about voting or dying? >> i didn't remember that. >> jimmy: his lessons mean nothing to you. you did not vote. does that anger you, jake, because you did your part? chelsie thinks it's all about dancing. you don't have a phone you could vote from? >> i mean, my phone was broken. and my laptop was gone. jake took my laptop to vote on it. >> jimmy: so jake had to vote for you? >> yeah. >> jimmy: wow. >> sorry. >> jimmy: she's out of the bridal party for sure. right? >> she's going tocor cofograph dance. >> i'm just going to be invited to choreograph. >> jimmy: you can come to the
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bachelor party. >> yeah. you can dance there, too, right? i just spotted your fiance vienna in the audience. she looks confuseduct all this. vienna, did you vote? you did your part voting? jake's mom is here, too. did you vote as well? >> about 40-something times. >> jimmy: everyone except chelsie voted. >> i'm sorry. >> jimmy: next time, you should lie. >> it's because i'm so honest. so pure hearted. i can't lie. >> jimmy: you're a pilot, obviously. are you, like are you flying now or how does it work? are you taking this time off? >> i have been blessed with time off from the airlines, and i'm still employed there, i think. >> jimmy: do the other pilots like talk to you about this stuff and make fun of you or do you have to dance down the --
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you know, when you get on the microphone, you say, this is your captain. the bachelor, jake pavelka. >> former bachelor. >> jimmy: yes, former bachelor. do people react to that? >> yeah, stuttering now. i was on the bachelorette. it was interesting going through the airport because you get recognized. people know me as a pilot. i didn't fly between the bachelor and dancing with the stars so i have no idea what to expect. >> it's going to be crazy. >> a dancing pilot. >> jimmy: you're going to have to because people will be rushing the cockpit to get autographs. >> maybe i can sell a few extra tickets for the airline. >> jimmy: i think you should gain about 150 pounds and go on celebrity fit club. >> yes. >> jimmy: not a bad idea. >> i think i have lost 150 pounds dancing with chelsie. >> jimmy: would you do me a favor? open your shirt one button for
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us. because -- this is embarrassing for me. but jake has -- you have a muscle that i didn't even know existed on the human body. up on the top, you have like a two-pack right here above the six-pack down below. it makes an eight-pack, which is a bargain, really. i mean, yeah. >> jimmy: now i'm starting to swoon. well, i'm sorry it didn't work out, but you did well. i think you got screwed on the swing dancing thing. >> we were out of there really early. i was surprised. >> jimmy: there's a lot of luck involved in that thing because it's who they happen to be looking at when they decide to give somebody the hook. >> did you watch last night? >> jimmy: i always watch. >> no way? >> jimmy: way. >> i'm impressed.
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>> jimmy: guess what else i do? >> what? >> jimmy: i vote. >> tushea. >> let's go outside to hollywood boulevard for the ceremonial burning of the cupieceios. you were eliminated from dancing with the stars and your shoes pay the price. guillermo. there they go. i'm sorry, jake. go ahead and do the other thing, guillermo. the rose, too. there you go. jake pavelka and chelsie hightower. mondays and tuesdays on abc. back with dominic monaghan. ♪
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>> jimmy: on the show tonight, a trio from cape town, south africa. this is their self-titled debut. civil twilight is here. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, from "modern family," julie bowen is here. craig robinson will be here. he's -- there's two. one is on the office. this one is michelle obama's brother. and music tomorrow from dr. dog. >> jimmy: our first guest bounces all over the time-space continuum, from middle earth to the island to the mysterious man known as simon on the appropriately named "flashforward." watch it thursdays at 8:00 on abc. please say hello to the hobbling hobbit, dominic monaghan. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: welcome. >> i always wanted to carry a cane. >> jimmy: you're like willy wonka. canes are things you can't carry unless you have a reason. otherwise you look like a jerk. >> to be honest, i feel like a pimp. >> jimmy: you do. what's up? what happened to you? >> i broke my to foot. >> jimmy: how do you break it? >> in a cool way. i broke it surfing. i broke it with one of the greatest surfers of his generation. you guys need to check out his go pro footage of the internet right now. >> jimmy: you were surfing with him.
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>> i was. you want me to give you surf lingo wrnch i did a late drop in and i was looking for my section after a did a float-up, and my section was a little far away from me, so i was trying to like cut into the wave to give myself more time, wiped out. the majority of my body wiped out and i was so annoyed that i wiped out that i dug my left foot in to go right and i heard an explosion in my brain, but it actually happened in my foot. i'll show you. y78 i don't understand howio can break your foot. >> where should i go? see that, that's my broken foot right there. yeah. but i still do jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: wow, that's really broken. how do you even break a foot in the water like that? >> there's a lot of porn august
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. it transferred all my body weight into my foot. i broke my metatars aal which i the coolest bone to break. it was the bone that cartilage magazine voted the in bone to break. before that, it was the rib. it's sexy. you can touch it when you're drinking or breathing in deep. but you can't diagnose a broken rib, so you can allude to the fact it's broken. but the metatarsal is an amazing bone to break because you're in a great gang with people like, you won't have any idea what i'm saying, steven gerrard. you don't know who that is. >> jimmy: shut your face. >> michael owen, plays for england. probably one of the greatest footballers in the world, wayne
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rooney, plays for england. a certain handsome character, david beckham, plays for england. dominic maunonaghan broke his metatarsal. >> jimmy: so you're saying the english are physically weak and fragile? how do you get out of the water when you broke your foot? >> it's funny because pro surfers are very tough about it. i paddled over and i said, i think i hurt my foot. he's like, catch two or three waves and we'll go in. we go to the beach and he's looking for his girl. i'm hobbling and i'm going, i think i really hurt my foot. he said, we'll put some ice on it. the next day, i couldn't put high shoe on. >> jimmy: so he's not a doctor as well as a surfer. >> no. >> jimmy: he was not of much help. >> but he's one of the most amazing surfers.
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>> jimmy: have you had trouble getting around? >> it's tough to shower because i have to stick my foot out, but it's the easiest time to ever answer a text when you're in the shower because i'm right there. i put my phone next to the shower and i'll be doing the general thing. you have to keep yourself clean, you know. and if i get a text, i can clean over. >> jimmy: this has been a blessing in disguise for you. >> and also this is the first time in my life where i have been complimented on my shoe. >> jimmy: usually it's the pair. >> get that, number ten. see that. that's for wayne rooney right there. >> jimmy: you love the soccer players. >> normally, you get complimented on your shoes. i have been recently complimented on my shoe. it makes me feel like back in the olden days where pirates got complimented on their good eye. they're in the pub or the tavern and one of the ladies or wenches comes over and says, you know, you look a bit creepy but you
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have quite a sexy eye. and it feels that way to me. people come over and say, that's a nice shoe. >> jimmy: this has been a great thing for you. >> a growing experience. i feel like a caterpillar coming out affchrysalis becoming a butterfly. >> jimmy: you have insects that you have in your home. what insects do you have? >> right now, my animal count is high. i have two pythons, two spiders, a beetle, and about 18 in puppa state that are in my bedroom. >> jimmy: what is that? >> one of the biggest moths in the world. the biggest moth in the world is the atlas moth. you knew that. one of the biggest species of moth is the hawk moth. >> jimmy: how big is it? >> they're going to grow to about this big. they're native to california. they look like a hummingbird.
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you can buy them from pet shops. >> jimmy: what do they eat? sports jackets? >> professional football players. you feed them to lizards and snakes, which i have, but i didn't want to do that. i just kept them. they grow big and go into the ground and go into this chrysalis state which is amazing. but i had an unfortunate infiltration of earwigs. >> jimmy: not to you personally? >> no, because all my areas are really closed up. >> jimmy: that's how i keep mine, too. >> wouldn't get in there without a fight. i was checking out my chrysalises and i had about auth and then i had about four. and then i found mr. earwig, and i gave him a talking to. that's the closest i have been to killing an insect. instead, i set him free in the garden and said go about your business. ultimately, he saw an opportunity and took it.
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there's a lot of food here. i'm going to chow down. it would be like you being in a circuit where you see a burger king, a mcdonald's. >> my head would explode. >> that's what he did. i didn't want to punish him for that. >> jimmy: you did the right thing. i would have killed him, but you did the right thing. >> you don't want to kill insects because it filters down. you kill insects and there's a carmic thing that happens. hug trees, don't kill insects. >> jimmy: yeah, meanwhile there's a cockroach in here, half of you would be running out the door. somebody kill it. i'm going to show quickly a photograph that you took. this is a really cool picture. what's going on there? >> this is a shot from a photography show, an exhibition that you came to. i remember jimmy walked in. he was full of, like, vim and vigor and port. you arrived late and had a few drinks inside you.
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>> jimmy: like a young elvis. >> he's like, i'm jimmy kimmel. i'm here to by the most expensive photo in your exhibition. i was like, it's this one. you said, it's fantastic. i said, it's $1,200. you said, i'll buy it. and you didn't buy it. >> jimmy: because i was told that some people might not be excited about a picture of a big bug in the house. i did a little research. it was true. >> how big is your house? you have like 55 rooms in your house? >> jimmy: it's bug sized. >> you put it in the second, second, second bathroom. >> jimmy: we'll discuss it. you're not supposed to sell things to the host of the show. >> i was annoyed that you turned up and you said you were going to buy it and then you walked ow. i felt like i was abused. >> jimmy: your foot and heart are both broken. flashforward on abc at thursday nights at 8:00.
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>> jimmy: we're back with dominic monaghan. his program is named flashforward. do you watch dancing with the stars? >> i don't, but i pitched an idea to a network. i said, we're going to employ a bunch of high paid judges and bring in people from the street but gnaw pay them money and wroer going to put them in front of the judges and ridicule nemfor lack of talent, for a lack of character development, for poor fashion taste, for -- >> jimmy: appearance. >> poor appearance, for no sense of character, for no understanding of what you're putting out there and what is be received. when we do that, we'll push them by the wayside, but stick with me. here is the crux of the show, we're going to bring out a beautiful freak every so often, and this beautiful freak, we're going to tell them they're going to have all these dreams come true, and we'll give them the success and money and adrashz,
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but at some point, we're going to throw them to the bugs, the paparazzi, and let everybody rip them apart, and the network was like, that's the most disgusting show i have ever heard. you're making people feel horrible left right and center. i said, yeah, have you seen "american idol"? >> jimmy: did they buy it. it seems harsh. are you sure you're not bitter about something? maybe there's -- >> what do you mean? >> jimmy: weren't your involved in something? weren't you on one of those shows, a pop idol show in the uk? i could swear there's -- we actually we have a tape that we found on the internet. >> what? >> jimmy: maybe it's not you, but i was under the impression. >> let's see it. hi. nervous. my name is dominic. i'm from manchester.
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kind of like the miami of england. it's a classic. you guys are going to love it. the best time you have had. ♪ stop collaborate and listen ice is back with my brand new investigation ♪ ♪ something grabs ahold of my nicely ♪ ♪ will it ever stop i don't know turn off the lights and i glow ♪ ♪ to the extreme i rock a mike like a vandal ♪ what? all right, forget it. forget you guys. [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: that was not you? flash forward thursday night at 8:00 on aby. right back with civil twilight.
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breakfast! your... better breakfast. with egg whites. red onions... jalapenos... banana peppers... tomatoes... black forest ham... and sweet onion sauce. melted cheese all on english muffins... or flat bread... however you want it! [ male announcer ] spread the word -- subway now has breakfast! get the deliciousness just the way you want it, like the subway western egg white muffin melt. build your better breakfast at subway.
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- knock, knock. - who's there? interrupting cheese. interrupt-- - cheese! - i should have seen that one coming. you should've, 'cause that was-- i even told you i was gonna be interrupting you. ( snickering, laughing ) morning sir. beautiful day, isn't it? we take the time for our cheese to mature... before we bake it into every delicious cracker. because at cheez-it, real cheese matters.
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the mountains are gonna fall into the sea and they'll know ♪ ♪ that you and i were made for this i was made to taste your kiss ♪ ♪ we were made to never fall away never fall away ♪ ♪ one of these days letters are gonna fall from the sky ♪ ♪ telling us all to go free ♪ ♪ but until that day i'll find a way to let everybody know ♪
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♪ that you're coming back you're coming back for me ♪ ♪ 'cause even though you left me here i have nothing left to fear ♪ ♪ these are only walls that hold me here hold me here ♪ ♪ hold me here ah, oh hold me here ♪ ♪ they're only walls that hold me here ♪ ♪ one day soon i'll hold you like the sun holds the moon ♪ ♪ and we will hear those planes overhead
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and we won't have to be scared ♪ ♪ oh 'cause we won't have to ♪ ♪ be scared ♪ ♪ oh we won't have to be scared ♪ ♪ you're coming back for me you're coming back for me you're coming back for me you're coming back for me ♪ ♪ you're coming back for me you're coming back for me you're coming back for me you're coming back for me ♪ ♪ you're coming back for me you're coming back for me you're coming back for me you're coming back for me ♪
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