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thank you for joining us. you were here the day they were discovered alive and back and forth every day since. what went through your mind when you saw the first man come up? >> just tonight, you mean. well, i remember the moment. i was in chile. i wasn't at the mine yet. i was in chile the moment they discovered them alive on -- on sunday, a sunday afternoon, august 22nd. and it did take me right back to that moment. because, it -- you know you almost forget sometimes there were 33 men trapped underground. because it had been so crazy really on the mine site here. and i remembered back to that very first letter that came up from underground. it was from mario gomez, the oldest miner, just a message he sent to his wife, how the two weeks that everyone thought they
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were dead he was able to keep his hopes up because he was thinking only of his wife. and the emotion comes back. and that's exactly what i felt. and you see the families and how emotional they felt today. it is such an incredible story. >> what has been the national obsession? i mean, somebody was telling me stories when it was announce they'd had been found alive the letter was discovered. people were honging horns in santiago as if you won the world cup? >> that's how i found out as well. because of the horns honking we knew something had taken place. i think it has been a really hard year for chile, the earthquake that happened earlier this year, obviously was something that impacted the country a lot. especially as they celebrated their bicentennial in september. they juan wanted something to celebrate and feel proud of deaf upments the country had, 25 years, return to democracy. i think this has given us something to celebrate really. and to end the year really with,
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with a bang that, that the president also was, i think, happy to be able to have something you know to show towards the end of the year. >> eva morales, not the best of friends, chile and bolivia. an interesting side note. in addition to the fame and fortune that certainly await the men that come up. hopefully all of them come up. there is a lawsuit. the men suing the mining company, possibly the government? >> yes, there has been a civil lawsuit, 24 or 25 of the families have come together and -- and are on that case. it is against the government. it is against the company. the government was criticized -- they basically -- body that oversees mine safety in the country. criticisms there are very to mine safety auditors for a country with lots of -- of
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mines. and -- so, yeah, there has been, a lot of criticism. >> well, amid all of that criticism. another moment of joy. mario sepulvedsepulveda, the se miner to come up in the capsule. emerged from the rescue shaft. that must be family members crying with joy. looks like his wife. he celebrated his 40th birthday in the last, ten weeks or so. look at the smile. look at the smile. they have their sunglasses on. of course because of the dim light down below. the risk of eye strain. here is one more glorious reunion. thank you so much for your insight. >> you are welcome. >> we will be reading more during our stay in the next 48 hours as this a continues.
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>> he brought something back with him. looks like bits of rock souvenir. a miner to the very end. but he is mine management, as well as government. >> for a guy who has spent almost ten weeks, a half mile below the earth, been eating pretty well as of late. he looks amazingly fit. and in great spirits. there is some torque in that hug. for the first 17 days, amazing they lived on just a bite of fish and a swallow of milk every
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other day. but since they were discovered alive, since the bore hole was drilled. they have enjoyed hot meals. and fresh fruit. vitamins, medicine, sent down below. i believe we have -- our chief medical editor, dr. besler, back in the new york area. doctor, can you hear me? >> i can hear you, bill. quite a scene down there. >> it is, it is unbelievable. i wish you could be to soak up the atmosphere. but we wanted to bring you in just to talk about the physical toil of this experience for these men. this man -- looks le s like he go. there are others down below, we believe have take ebb this ordeal. wow. look at this. i'm sorry, doctor, a little cheering broke out there. but, what is -- as a physician, as these men come up one at a
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time, what are doctors looking for? what are they worried about? >> yeah, you really have to think about this as a series of 33 separate rescues not just one big event. and this is really an extraordinary feat of medical planning and coordination. the most critical period is that period from coming up from the floor of the mine to reaching the surface. that ascent. had they come up after day 17 it would be much more dangerous than it is actually now. there has been so much planning and so many steps taken to assure that the risk is minimized. what you really worry about as they come up in the tube is that their blood pressure might drop. kind of the feeling when you stand up suddenly get lightheaded feel the rush in your head. when that happens you lie down and the brain gets up to your brain. when you are trapped for 15 minutes in a rescue capsule you can't do that. they worry and have taken precautions to make sure the risk of that is very small and
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they get to the surface safely. >> yes. in fact they had to allow for -- for, it happens to groomsmen or soldiers who lock their knees for a period of time. had to allow for that in the design of the capsule to bring them up. dr. besler. i want to bring jeffrey kaufmann in. he had been in the mines in bolivia. it was the scariest -- >> three years. it was for "nightline" in bolivia. we went into that mine. and, rich, what i think of when i -- have been reporting on these men is, just the oppressive conditions. i went in from the cold to a mine that was like a sweat box. it was hot, humid. and the air so heavy. i couldn't breathe. rich, what, what does that do to someone's body? >> well, you know it's -- quite
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demanding on their body. the change from the heat, hot, humid environment. that environment can breed infections, skin infections, can be very difficult, especially if you have any underlying medical problems like asthma, lung disease or heart disease. some of the people in that mine do have medical conditions. thankfully, during this period of 50 days that they have had contact with the surface they have been able to get special nutrition to try to build up their strength. they really have prepared them for the day when they're brought up to the surface. >> rich, i am curious. one of the things that they reported. a lot of them have dental and gum problems. what causes that in those conditions? >> well, you know if you are in a setting where you can't do proper dental cleaning, can't brush your teeth, you get build up of bacteria there that can really rot out your gums. so, after day 17, they were able to get some supplies down there the but before that, they weren't. so they're going to need to get
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good dental checkups make sure their teeth, survive this, intact. that is one of the things they'll be looking at. not one of the life threatening problems. >> well, dr. besler, appreciate you miking up on quick notice. just landed i believe in newark. appreciate your insights. thank you so much. and, back here at the mine site, we want to set the scene for the atmosphere the we hinted at it a little bit. you must have seen this sort of spontaneous village grow, grow, grow. >> when i arrived here, august 23rd, day after they were found. we are, you have to understand. i said it earlier, we are in the bleakest of environments. chile is a magnificent country. i have had the good fortune to report from patagonia, this is a pretty grim. >> this is not on a calendar. >> not going to go on a calendar. coming in for "good morning america" reports before staying overnight here. no. what happened here.
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kind of carnival atmosphere. and it its extraordinary, the mix of the families and the journalists. i took a walk around earlier this evening. and here's what i found. that yellow structure is the winch, the white wheel rotates, the rescue capsule goes up and down. this is the gate to the mine. we are not allowed on the other side. that of course is a security zone. in fact this area i am in is off-limits to the public. you have to be a member of the min miner's family, support worker, rescue worker or accredited journalist to even get here. i first arrived here august 23rd, day after they found the men alive. the surprise and delight of their families and the world. that was 18 days into the ordeal. it now lasted 69 days. this was just a little outpost. well, now, take a look. all of this is being watched, of course by people around the world. particularly here in chile. live coverage has been going on
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for hours. it's not clear whether they will continue until the very end of this which could be a day and a half or two days. but it is an elaborate siystem. the chilean government. a signal with seven remote cameras up around the rescue site. the chilean tv stations, networks built the platforms. doing gavel-to-gavel. it's leak watchi ilike watching night. graphics. commentators. it goes on and on. carlos is the one bolivian among the miners. the other 32 are chilean. and his family, the fourth man coming up. his family are probably up there ready to receive hip. you can see behind me, the bolivian flag. this is a very rugged place. i think of it as a moonscapech we are in the desert. 30 miles from the closest city. a mining area, nothing much
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else. they say it its the driest place on earth. you can see this. nhk, japan, set up a tent next to a pile of rocks. a fire burning, i have got to tell you it is very, very cold here. and that fire really does feel awfully nice. it is an extreme climate in the desert. it gets very hot here during the day the and bitterly cold at night. and a sign up there i don't think most people see it. it means, essentially, together we have a safe work place. and that faded sign, kind of emblematic of the safety standards of this mine. the san jose mine, owned by a company called saint esteban mining company one of the oldest mines in this area. begun in 1889. it has had a shoddy record for safety. in many ways people around here were not surprised to hear that the mine collapsed. there have been accidents here
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before. it is certain now that this mine will never reopen. i guess it is not surprising there is a mix here of both celebrations and anxiety. the balloons adding a bit of festive atmosphere. during the day, often a clown around to entertain the children of the miners. it's late, the clown is gone. people right now, as you can see, glued to the television set. right now a biography of the first miner who, as i am speaking is about to come up. the television network here, very well prepared. they have got a lot of stories. a lot of background stories on the shelf ready to, to air. as all of this unfolds. this its the scene that caught me a little bit by surprise. when i walked by. i thought maybe one of television networks locally was broadcasting here. in fact this is the family of florencio avalos. he and his brother caught down
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there. the m cameras are trained on th family. let's climb the ladder. see what they see. families don't have to be here. there is a private area for them to go to. they seem to take great comfort in knowing that people care. it seems to distract them from the anxiety. they choose to sit out here and be part of the media. though it is a bit of a circus here. there is quite a lot of respect for the sensitivity of what is going on. >> there he goes. >> i have never seen anything like it. family members a. long side media, cook fires going, really something. now we are looking live at the third rescue worker to descend. three of them will go down for the first 12 hours. >> that's right. >> then two more will join them. they will all stay down until the 33 are up. then the five will come up. so one of five will be the last man to spend time in that chamber. and presumely forever the they are going to seal that, this mine.
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>> right. right. you can see the family members presumably of the third man coming up. third miner to be rescued of the 33. juan palma, 53-year-old. he celebrated a birthday since the cave in. married father of one. in the chilean military and said in an ominous way before the collapse he wanted to get out of mining. and buy a taxicab. >> a number of birthdays in the mine during the period. just a couple days after they found the men and they were able to get food supplies down. they were getting all the food down in what they called palomas, spanish for pigeon, carrier pigeon. like torpedoes, six feet long. it shows the the ingenuity of the people organizing the rescue. they couldn't put a birthday cake down. they put down 33 cupcakes for his birthday. these guys didn't miss a beat. >> that was the sort of psychological victory that they
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experienced every day. that ultimately, you have to attribute to their health coming out of here. you saw, mario sepulveda, dancing, hugging. sign of a guy in a tight-knit group that have taken care of each other. >> let's be clear. i think we will hear stories of acrimony. we heard some stories just, just in the last couple days that some of the men who weren't part of the miners' group, contracted, were ostracized. i think it is fair to say the government has focused on rescue and has, has kept its hand out the gossip and tried to keep that out of the story until the men are up and let them deal with their private lives. they've been quite respectful of that. no doubt. i think 33 men in horrific conditions there was, undoubtedly some conflict. and we will hear about it. >> they have also been giving, which is a sign of the types, media training.
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each of the men have been given media training. >> i think quite rightly. look at the number of journal t journalists. 33 countries. 1,000 accredited media. not just the biggest media event in chilean history and biggest media events ever. these men, we know families are being offered huge sums, spanish media, local media for exclusives about their story, they're being offered book contracts. movie contracts. it's -- they, they have enormous potential to gain from this but also to be exploited. >> right. we want few get some perspective. to kind of put this all into one centralized idea. we reached out to ellen smith. a mine safety expert who shared these thoughts. >> we have never seen a rescue like this in the world. and it, it really is the equivalent of sending a man to the moon. we had the plans. we have the technology. but it was putting everything together in order to get this
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done. and we just had the best mines in the world coming together on this. unprecedented rescue that hopefully will never have to do again. but we were able to do it. we have never had guys trapped 2,000 feet below the surface and alive. and i mean we have had terrible mine disasters, but have never seen men survive. and you know this mine is different than the coal mines in the united states. it has high ceilings. they have the big equipment down there the they were able to use the batteries, resources to help stay alive. but this is certainly, the first time a rescue like this has ever occurred in history where we have had to go down 2,000 feet in solid rock and pull these guys out. >> we are looking again at a live picture there of the fly wheel as the third man into the capsule is lifted up the we have been reaching out to as many
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english speaking chileans as we can. vito ortiz among them. thank you for stopping by. you spent the last five days here explain the mood and what has the experience been like? >> it is emotional first of all. now the two miners come up. but at the same time, we want everybody to be safe. and this morning, i was coming to the copiapo, farmer's market. everybody saying, let's bring them up, but safely. that's the mood. we have been waiting for 70 days. we can wait for another two. make it safe. >> this must be dominating the conversation everywhere. barber shops, markets. >> everywhere. everywhere. everybody, everybody for the last 30 days. has been really, really focused on this lit piece of a mountain with the people down there. it is a miracle for us. it's -- you know, it brings
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everybody together. and makes them more human. what it is. >> after one of most devastating natural disasters in recent memory. this is a galvanizing moment. >> yeah. the bicentennial year for chile as well. so it, everything is coming together. and this will be -- the cherry on top. hopefully everything will be okay. >> cautiously optimistic. has that, been mingling. has hat been the mood, the guys come up. they still have a long night to go. >> looks like the first two guys in the last couple hours. that's pretty fast. we are cautious. and make it safe. that's all. >> what sort of national heroes will the guys be going forward do you think? >> well, i don't know. these are regular folks. hard-working, blue-collar guys that are going to be surrounded by media. it's up to their families and up to the people around them to protect them from everything that comes around. because they're going to be
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asking for their attention. and they, have to spend time with their families. protect their privacy and hope for the best for them in the future. i'm sure that they, they are going to keep mining. but that's what they do. this is a call also. >> you think so, with all the money, all the fame? >> they're miners. you are born a miner, you are going to die a miner. all right. but they're going to have their 15 minutes of fame that they deserve. then they are going to go back to work. i am sure of it. >> this has been stunning to watch. you can see the fly wheel turning as the third -- third of the 33 makes his way to the surface. some of the men, we have seen the two rescues. there is a very orchestrated synchronized medical plan in place where they were allowed to invite two, maybe three rel tiftz
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atives to watch before they are taken to the next town and given medical observation. stunning, vit oco, watching pictures from below the earth's crust? >> stunned by the technology we have these days. we can do all these and more, probably. >> it's not real. not real. surreal. >> yeah, yeah. let me ask you. the thing that i have been struck by. we are talking to a fellow american journalist. you cover natural di assers aroua you cover natural di assers arouassers -- disasters around the world. what its ate but the chileans you are able to pull this off with the precision. when you announce the press conference. it starts at 9:00. and every promise. they underpromise and they deliver. >> first of all, we have a very good education system. which, which has brought all of these professionals that we can
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rely. this experts that are, safe to bring them up for exam pull. and at the same timing it, it transspires transpires around schedules. and it is all the professionalism that comes around and gives safety to the pee people. we feel staff and with the leaders today. that's the bottom line. >> congratulations for the victorious moment thus far. >> all right. thank you. >> peter ortiz. we appreciate that. again. we are seeing the live pictures as they stream in. and i, our sincere thanks to -- to chilean television. for the stunning pictures. the production here. there are award show, super bowl producers watching with envy. the way this whole thing has been orchestrated is really been spot-on. and they, they, we had jeffrey, so many, sort of cautious
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warnings that we won't be able to see the men as they come up. they are really concerned about their psychological and physical state. but they're obviously healthy and the drama just added to the moment. >> you know what i want to know is where they learned in this country to be -- so savvy how something like this plays internationally. there is no, they don't have a huge profile. this is a country of 16 million people. a prosperous country. and kind of the odd man out in latin america. a developed country. and it is, conthuntry that does work. the switzerland of north america. they have showed the world in a to weeks they can deliver. what an impressive report they have got. >> not to be lost on this. certainly, ego centric americans, all want to inject ourselves into their moment. nasa helped design this pod. this rescue pod. you interviewed an american
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drilling expert who was in afghanistan, who came over. >> that's right. you know i think it actually reflects a certain self-confidence ill chile, rather than say we can do it ourselves. they were very happy to accept help not just from the u.s. but australia, south africa, canada, argentina. they said, listen, we will take any help. we are not. we don't need to prove we can do this ourselves. we need to do this. this was a chilean effort. and they brought in the experts when they needed to. what was also impressive, bill, that, that everyone just dropped what they were doing. jeff hart, the man you are talking about, a driller, drills water wells. was in afghanistan for the u.s. army. drilling, he told me the i thought i was doing a really important job, helping our soldiers find water to support them in the forward operating bases. i knew about this thing from afar and following it and got the call that they needed a water well driller and they juaned me. two days later here i am. suddenly drilling water wells in
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afghanistan was nothing. he said i will never do an important drill, drill an important hole than what i drilled here. >> right. also, there is drilling experts, pneumonic power drill experts that lent a hand, vital getting the escape hole drilled so fast as the clock was ticking. >> you know. i spoke to nasa officers, they came down very early on. they were very helpful. the parallels are not exact. isolation and faith. they said, submariners, astronauts, and scientists in antarctica all had lessons applied. one of the interesting lessons that surprised me. they said that the families shouldn't have too much electronic communication with the men underground. letters were fine. but they should limit it, quite severely. the men needed to focus on the world they were in, not the world they couldn't be in. so they were only given five minutes once a week on the video phone. but they could send as many letters as they want.
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that was nasa's council. >> i heard commanders in afghanistan, share the same sentiment, in the age of skype whether it hurts or helps to connect with home. there we are. riveted by the live pictures. we have two men to the surface. the third one is, on his way up. 12 minutes into his ascent. this is the -- the 51-year-old, father of, 52-year-old, juan palma. next up, interesting, fourth man in line, all of this order determined by psychological/physical health. fourth man up, 24-year-old colombian, excuse me, bolivian. worked in the mine a to days. lived in the country for a while. >> that is right. in fact he may be the one exception to the health issue. there was a little politics, because morales was coming. >> right. not the warmest relationship between the countries. >> no, in fact between the two countries. >> yeah. we do want to show a few more images. as all of this unfolds. of course, much more on "good
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morning america," tomorrow, but as our special extended edition of "nightline" wraps up, just to share some of the most triumphant moments from -- from the first man coming to the surface. inconceivabl inconceivable. ten weeks trapped pe low. >> it is not over. the possibility for things to go wrong. the fact that it went so smoothly. is encouraging. >> more tomorrow morning on "good morning america." good night, america.
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>> jimmy: thank you. hi, everyone. welcome to the show. i knew if i visualized you, you would come and you are real. tonight is tuesday, on which, a cool ritual takes place on tuesday the as a nation, we gather around, and watch someone, a dancing star essentially get fired from their job, right? tonight a man known as the situation got the sparkly bead covered boot and the situation from jersey shore got the lowest score of all last night which means he will be forced to come here and visit us. apparently he was angry after his performance. he stormed off the stage. drowned his sorrows in loreal
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bronzing cream. tonight the trapped chilean miners. tonight the situation. apparently the situation is making a lot of money. chris connolly asked him about that. you are making $10 million a year? >> you know what that is an estimate. the iphone app is selling a day, that alone is -- in the millions i think. i am guessing the iphone app is not a calculator. chris connolly asked the situation if he uses steroid. which i assumed he did. because they call each other juice heads and everything. he said no, i don't do steroid. in fact, i have never even played baseball. so -- but i don't know. how do you, he doesn't use steroid how do you explain what happened during his dance.
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♪ going to break, break break, break your heart ♪ >> jimmy: that is unnatural. that's what happened to heather mills. the second lowest score of the night, went to bristol palin what an entertainer she is the not only is bristol palin "dancing with the stars" she is making an appearance in a music video. how she has time to do all this and convince teens not to hump each other. amazing. her ex-boyfriend father of her child, levi johnson, his music video came out, he is acting in it, i don't know if this is a response to that. wow, what a tal ebbented family. they're like the osmonds with semiautomatic weapons. not only levi and bristol making video rounds, and piper palin has a video with rapper dmx.
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♪ lick your hand and rub a baby's head ♪ ♪ i said lick your hand and rub a baby's head ♪ ♪ hand baby's head ♪ ♪ lick your hand and rub a baby's head ♪ ♪ yeah >> jimmy: i think it is going to be a hit. that was dmx. little dmx. november elections are just around the corner. president clinton has been out campaigning for various democrats the yesterday he was in west virginia, for candidate joe mansion. even ten years out of office he still has the magic touch. >> $1.8 trillion in cash. we got plenty of money to put
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this country to work. we need a doctor here, this lady fainted in the heat. there is nothing the rest of you can do, so pay attention to me. you will just get in the way. she'll be fine. believe me, at my age, it's -- rarely does a lady faint on me. >> jimmy: somehow -- somehow she loses consciousness. he takes it as a compliment. in other sex symbol news, justin bieber's biography came out today. did any one know he was a radical, justin bieber first step to forever my story. 240 pages long. every sentence begins with the word girl. the book was placed on shelves this morning. all ready a huge best-seller. >> justin bieber's book came out
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today. first step to forever, my story, hit the bookstores. fans took to the streets and to the stores to get their hands on the heartthrob's first novel. in total, 174 people were killed. >> jimmy: well, you know what? it was worth it. really was. this is the nice thing. justin bieber. for every copy, the bieber family is donating $1 for bowl cuts for tots. uncle frank, you like to read, will you read it? >> yeah. he is great. >> jimmy: what is your favorite justin bieber song? >> it hasn't come out yet. i know the song. nobody else knows. why mention it? >> jimmy: good thing you are a policeman and not a criminal. you don't actually want to read the book on tape. you can listen to it. all right. the book on tape. unfortunately because of his, busy touring schedule, justin bieber, is illiterate.
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he can'read. he was unable to read it himself. the kid who filled in, did a pretty good job. just a sample of justin bieber first step to forever my story on tape. >> the my first day has been sort of mythologized as biber's dating disaster. i took her to king's, a buffet restaurant. yes, i wore a white shirt. yes, i got spaghetti with meatballs. no this was not the brightest idea. but it was a big drama too. the big story around the world, even bigger than the justin story today. after two months being trapped underground in chile, crews are at hard work, rescuing 33 copper miners the got a couple up
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already. the rescue was to start last week. unfortunately, two hours before they were able to start, bp came in and plugged the hole. so, they can't help themselves now. but they drilled a rescue tunnel. it took them weeks to finish it now they're pulling the men up one by one in what looks like one of the vacuum tubes they have at the drive-through bang. you know, you see, put your money in it, squishes through the thing. i miss those. i tell you something the i love those [ bleep ] things. i really did. sorry for cursing. because only one person can get in the capsule at a time it may take a couple days to get them all out. one miner has a wife and mistress, who found each other at the rescue site. they were there waiting for him. he has asked to be rescued last. actually all the miners were arguing who goes last. to be polite they're saying you can go first. and, it makes me wonder if they're getting paid. that would be some serious overtime, right?
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there are scientists down there from nasa helping out. building rescue shaft was remarkable feat of engineering i've don't know how it works or anything works to be honest the fortunately there are people much smarter than i working on all sorts of important things. tonight we pay tribute to them with our installment of "this week in science." >> this week in science. >> a new study suggests voting for a winning candidate may make some men want to watch pornography. >> good work scientists. >> i'm pretty sure everything makes men want to watch pornography. this is something i saw on the news. parents of a 6-year-old boy who lives in fort scott, kansas, are very upset with their son's first grade teacher because of an ill-advised act. >> a first grade art project has two parents in kansas so upset they're moving their son to another school in another city. on monday, 6-year-old, he came
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home wearing this white cone shaped mask. his parents say the mask looks leak a ku klux klan hat. >> a creative shape the kids can take different directions the i had kids make nights, princesses, put a crown, a cowboy hat, you can, take it in directions. >> is could be an upside down snow cone cup. a spy v spy guy or little grand wizard from the klan. sometimes it is possible to have too much imagination. the lesson there. this is fairly amazing. there is an elephant at a zoo in south korea that apores to be able to talk. the elephant is named kosic, for four years he has been saying various korean words. the e fant says things in korean. i can't even say things in korean. this is, why is it four years to figure out about this. a cat pounds on the keyboard on youtube, gets 50 million views.
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an elephant. here's the story pretty cool. >> 20-year-old kosic can remember and vocalize seven words in korean. hi. lie down. oh, that was korean for good. according to his keeper, kim jong cap, pronounce yags has improved a great deal. >> you see something? hold on a second. i want to stop the show. what happened the elephant was discussioning korean, so the korean guy was speaking el fanlt. that's it. that's where there is a little bit of miscommunication. you understood that, right, uncle frank? >> right the i always understand everything.
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>> and just because i got the bieber fever, let's go back for justin bieber's book on tape. >> and i was like, baby, baby, baby, oh. like, baby, baby, no. like, baby, baby, baby oh. baby, baby, baby baby, baby, oh. and i was like, baby, baby. >> wow. pretty good. we have a good show tonight. from dancing with the stars, mike, the situation. and music from hugo. and jay-z. and right back with bruce willis.
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>> jimmy: joining us tonight the latest celebrity to be kicked off "dancing with the stars" mike the situation sorantino and his partner will be here. then later the first artist signed to jay z's new record label, here with music from his forthcoming album "old tyme religion" hugo from the bud light stage. with his version of the song "99 problems." tomorrow night -- gabourey sidibe, comedy duo tim & eric, and music from mark ronson. and then thursday katherine heigl, julia stiles, and music from nas and damian marley. so a good night. after co-starring in their new movie together our first guests tonight swore they'd never leave each other's side. every again.
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the new movie is called "red." >> bad move, grandpa. ♪ "red" opens in theaters friday, please say hello to mcclane and
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mccoy, bruce willis and karl urban. [ applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for coming first of all. you guys were savagely beating the crap out of each other the here you arch guess you made up. >> yes, we have. >> jimmy: how long does it take to shoot something like that? >> ten days. >> ten days. >> jimmy: what's with this accent? what's with this accent. >> i always feel like a fool and star trek seemed look you were an american. then i realize i had been duped. a you were duped. prescriptions d >> jimmy: did you know this,
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bruce? did you become friends will it end when the blue ray dvd comes out or a lifelong thing? >> okay. >> jimmy: as far as, i mean -- well as far as living in new zealand, when did you first become aware of the phenomenon known as bruce willis. sorry you are sitting here while i say this, bruce? >> well, i think i was about 8, maybe 9. it was a little show called "moonlighting." >> jimmy: you guys got "moonlighting" over there? [ applause ] >> i watched it religiously. >> bruce, how old were you when you first saw star trek? >> 8. >> jimmy: 8 years old. do you know each other's birthdays and that sort of thing? >> i do. august 7.
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>> jimmy: is that right? >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: it is. well, do you know bruce's birthday? >> i do, june the 53rd. >> that's charming. >> jimmy: you should know his birthday. not the other way around. do you understand. this is a national treasure we have here for god sake. so you guys, by the way i love the movie. i will give you the highest compliment that can be given, i have a friend, james baby doll dixon, falls asleep within four seconds of sitting every single time. there he is. that's him, that is typical evening. he sleeps with his eyes open. terrifying, really. so, last night, we sit down to watch the movie. i figured he is going to be gone, by, i mean really before the theme song is done playing at the beginning. and, he stayed, he was awake through the whole film that's how good it was.
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it. >> it is a good one. >> jimmy: if the movie wasn't good would you come out and lie? you would? >> i would. i have lied. i have lied in the past. not about this fillm. but i have lied. >> jimmy: would you care to name any specifics. >> i'm sure you could pick a handful. there are seven or eight. >> jimmy: there is -- an all-star cast to say the least. morgan freeman in the movie. you have got mary louise parker. helen miren shooting a sniper rifle. i found erotic. i really did. >> so good. >> jimmy: richard dreyfuss. ernest borgnine. >> john malkovich. >> jimmy: that's right. you know them all too. you're relatively new to doing
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this sort of thing, i imagine it's like, you know kind of exciting to work with bruce, and, but bruce do you -- do you like get excited at this point do you get excited about working with anyone? or is this like, well -- they should be excited about working with me? >> yeah, the first guys to get involved in "redc" and we inherited such a great, great cast. i was very excited. >> jimmy: who were you most excited to meet in the group? >> richard dreyfuss. >> jimmy: richard dreyfuss. >> jaws. we were calling him jaws. not to his face. >> jimmy: i don't think he played jaws in the movie. >> he was hooper. >> jimmy: what was funny. i ran into richard dreyfuss on my honeymoon, an airport in martha's vineyard, guys working sky caps, spotted him. started yelling tinman as loud
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as they can. tin man, tin man. richard dreyfuss, took it well. think he would be okay being called jaws. >> i never said it in front of him. i recently watched jaws. it should be in the theaters right now. jaws. do you like it? >> jimmy: if they could put it in 3-d. they will reput it. they did the third one in 3-d. jaws is great. jaws caused me stress. i didn't go to the beach until i was 27 years old i think. and, carl, how about you with this group? i mean, like, like a guy like ernest borgnine, do you, are you too young to even know what he meant to -- >> no, not at all. i knew quite a to of his films. he was pretty amazing to work with. he was 93 years old. he came in, did a full day at the office. incredible. >> jimmy: 93. >> 93. i am not talking, he told us, this wardrobe girl came up and said, oh, ernie, you know, i
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just love awful your fill of yo you are 93, you are still working what's the secret to your longevity? he looked at her, and he said to her, well, honey, i masturbate, twice a day. >> twice a day? >> jimmy: they love that. they only respond to word masturbate. did you avoid shaking hands with him or -- >> yes. >> jimmy: wow that is amazing. >> put it there, put it there. >> jimmy: i would love to see that. see a video of that happening. >> we brought a clip. >> jimmy: you did bring a clip? >> it's pretty graphic. >> jimmy: what the -- >> it's in 3-d. >> oh, oh, nice.

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