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when bill o'reilly declared muslims killed us on 9/11, prompting whoopi goldberg to let fly a phrase that was bleeped and joy behar to say, quote, i don't want to sit here. she and goldberg left the stage. barbara waters apologized. so, tonight, we ask you, who was right? tell us what you think on the "nightline" facebook page, on the "nightline" page at abcnews.com. that's our report for tonight. from all of us at abc news, good night, america. >> jimmy: hi, i'm "jimmy kimmel live," this is my beloved parking lot security guard guillermo. guillermo was in hawaii over the weekend watching the ford iron man world championship try yath lon. >> i didn't just watch, jimmy, i did it.

>> jimmy: really? >> yes. >> jimmy: you competed in the world's most challenging endurance event? >> yes. >> jimmy: isn't that 140.6 miles? >> yes. >> jimmy: and how did you do? >> roll the clip. aloha. it's me, guillermo from hawaii. i'm here for the ford iron man world championship. let's do it! i forgot. i don't know how to swim. but i have an idea. this is much better.

ow! this is too hard! ay yi yi. it's too hot. >> please say a command. >> climate. >> climate. >> max ac on. >> maximum ac on. >> this is much better. i see you later, sucker! it is time for the running part. uno, dos, tres. i'm kind of tired this is not for me. time to finish the race. directions. >> directions. >> finish line. >> finish line. >> finishing seven hours before

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and music from nas and damian "jr. gong" marley. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, don't touch that dial. here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, there i'm jimmy, thank you for watching, thank you for coming. you know what, i've seen "sister wives" and i've decided to marry every one of you. it was a crazy morning on "the view" this morning. bill o'reilly from knox news was the guest. it ended up with joy and whoopi storming off their own show. you think people named joy and whoopi would be more chiefful,

but -- not the case. they've been showing this clip all over the news today, but just in case you haven't seen it yet, take a look. >> all right. >> do you have ocd, or, germ phobias -- >> no, no, i want to get to the chase here. >> i don't want to sit here. i don't. >> let's get out of here. >> jimmy: they didn't even give him a chance. i don't understand what happened. fortunately, even after losing two, they still had three hosts left to interview bill. actually, we edited that clip. the part you didn't see was a bitter argument in which o'reilly lumped all muslims in with al qaeda. joy and whoopi objected to that and rushed out. but the funny part, i think, was, as whoopi stormed off the stage, look at what he's wearing

on her feet. it's hard to make a serious point when you're wearing red light up shoes. speaking of fox news, they just launched something, fox news did, called fox news latino, which is just like regular fox news, but the stories are in spanish. fox news is very successful, and far be it from me to tell them how to do business, but it seems like if they want to attract latino viewers, they should probably stop telling them to leave. this is the slogan for regular fox news. >> fox news channel. we report. you decide. >> jimmy: and this is what they're going for with fox news latino. >> fox news latino. we deport. you reside. >> jimmy: you have to give them a point for honesty. but hey, you're never going to guess who is excited about fox news latino. that's guillermo.

>> yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: in fact, guillermo is starting to spread his wings a little bit. he was actually able to land his own show. >> tonight, on the 0 rodriguez factory. pinatas. they are filled with candy. and who is filling this pinata with candy? mexicans. but who gets to eat this can dips? white kids! stupid white kids. pinata made me so mad, i want to hit them with a stick. but i don't want to hit them with stick because all the candy will fall out. when we come back, i'm going to punch somebody in the face. this is 0 rodriguez factory! [ applause ] >> jimmy: caddy corner from the spaghetti factory. new episode of "jersey shore" tonight on mtv. tonight, snooki's friend from

home visited but she had to leave, which upset snooki. fortunately, though, vinny was there to give her a very shoulder to cry on. >> i'm being ridiculous, but i miss my family. >> i know. >> the only people that i trust in this house are you, paulie and jenny. >> we're here for you, too. >> i love you. >> i love you, too. >> he's like my big brother. i love him. but usually you don't have sex with your big brother. >> jimmy: usually. usually not. maybe on a special birthday or something, but not usually. my aunt chippy watches the show every week, not because she wants to, we force her to. we made her watch it to give us a review every week and here she is with her take on "jersey shore" this week. >> they have a room called the smushing room where they go in to have sex. i think a great ending, which preferably should be next week,

is that they put them all in the smushing room at one time and set fire to it. [ applause ] >> jimmy: they'd be very fan. how long were you and aunt chippy married? >> 28 years. she's a rough -- >> jimmy: speaking of "jersey shore," this is interesting. the 14-year-old girl who does the voice of dora the explorer just got fired. they said she was getting too old to do the voice. i don't know if age was the issue. i think they just wanted to go with someone shorter. >> i'd love to find a juicehead with my personality. my style. and is not a cheater. can i find that somewhere? because i'm not going to go on match.com again. >> i got snooki next to me, i don't know how she got there. did i bang snooki last night? >> jimmy: it's snooki the explorer.

the -- the 33 miners who were rescued in chile -- they went back down the mine this morning. i can't blame them. too much noise up here. they are back home with their families after being trapped underground. the miners were finally able to update their facebook status to "not trapped in a mine." there's a big dae bait in chile what to do with the mine because there's a lot of interest in it. it could be a tourist destination or something. one proposal on the table is to turn the tunnel and the mine itself into the world's largest bong. from a company called snoop industries or something. it doesn't take hollywood long to pounce on this miner craze. yesterday, they finished rescuing the miners. today, spike tv announced they're doing a miner reality show. the prize, if you win, you don't have to be a miner anymore. and spike isn't the only one getting in on the thing. nbc has something they're working on, too, for primetime.

>> 12 obese contestants. one chilean mine. the only way out? a basketball-sized escape hole. >> help! >> biggest loser. stuck in a mine. >> i need a snickers! >> coming this fall to nbc. >> jimmy: i don't know how he got down there in the first place, though. what will they think of next? for those of you that follow football, you know brett favre, the quarterback for the minnesota vikings, isn't having a great year. the vikings are 1-3 and he's being investigated for allegedly harassing a woman that worked for the jets. she claims he sent her pictures of his private parts. which are now all over the internet. and then yesterday at practice, this happened. he got -- he got hit -- yeah. and -- the culprit, in case you were wondering who actually

threw the ball was his wife. >> suck it! >> jimmy: mrs. brett favre hit him right in the green bay package. there's no cup in the world that can protect you from irony. in other sports news, another weird lawsuit from the world of gulf. the lpga is being sued by a lady who hasn't always been a lady. >> lana lawless won the women's long drive golf world championship two years ago but this year, the event rules were changed to match those of the lpga, which say women golfers have to be born female. well, lawless says just because she was once a man doesn't mean she has an advantage over other women. >> i'm a female. i'm female emotionally, physically and legally. >> jimmy: well, clearly. and one more thing. it time for our weekly tribute to the fcc where we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. it's "this week in unnecessary

censorship." >> one of the men who is married also has a girlfriend on the surface and a lot of people have been asking, you know, of the family members who have been invited, who's there to [ bleep ] him when he domes to the surface? >> what is president is doing is [ bleep ] the [ bleep ], so it looks like news. >> on november 2nd, i need you as [ bleep ] up as you were in 2008. >> still to come this morning, the man who was nearly [ bleep ] by a black bear speaks out about his miraculous survival. >> when's the last time you saw three [ bleep ] together, tony. >> probably my last night out with you. up top! >> just tell you this. there are big [ bleep ]. there are small [ bleep ]. there are [ bleep ] where you sit with everybody. [ bleep ] where you can sit alone. [ bleep ] where you can do lots of things. [ bleep ] where you don't do lots of things and just sit there. >> you are [ bleep ] grumpy? >> he claims i hit on him first,

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>> jimmy: hi there. it's great to see everyone safely out of the mine. with us tonight, from "dexter" on showtime, julia stiles is here. then later, two grammy nominees

teaming up to make this album, "distant relatives," nas and damian "jr. gong" marley from the bud light outdoor stage. and it's a good thing they're outdoors because otherwise, we'd all be walking into walls next week on the program, teri hatcher, heidi klum, ron artest, music from mgmt, mumford & sons, rod stewart and clint eastwood will be here. our first guest tonight is a talented and durable actress. she survived brain cancer on "grey's anatomy" and sex with seth rogen in "knocked up." i have no business hosting a television show. you can see her now enduring parenthood in the new movie "rife life as we know it." please say hello to katherine heigl. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, you look great. >> thank you.

>> jimmy: it's good to see you. >> good to see you. i'm very grateful for the no steps. really wonderful. >> jimmy: i'm not able to actually negotiate steps. >> you don't have that budget? >> jimmy: yeah, right. how are you? i heard the police came to your house this week. are those hand cups you're wearing? >> right. just, i should have come out in cups. >> jimmy: what happened? >> one of my favorite stories right now because it's so great. i finally have, like, an exciting story to tell. >> jimmy: you're a criminal, finally. >> no. >> jimmy: what happened? >> you know what, it's -- it's so great. my husband has been on tour and he came home and he was only home for three days and we decided to have, kind of, like, a quiet hangout. it was a quiet hangout. in our hot tub. and i wore my most sort of scantily, whatever, bikini, which i would never wear in public, ever. and, i just did it because, you know, whatever, we're having a good time.

again, it was totally pg. i'm not going to do anything crazy. we were just talking and -- >> jimmy: wasn't like a "jersey shore" hot tub? >> no sir. you have to keep that stuff sterile. so, anyway, we were just talking and hanging out and just enjoying each other and we had his album playing because i hadn't gotten to hear the newer cuts. we were listening to, like, a song about our daughter and it the most mellow song. our neighbor starts screaming at us to turn off and go inside and screaming obscenities and i just got so frustrated and went inside and called my security and was like, he's at it again, he's screaming at us. so, he called the cops. they went over to him, talked to him and came over to talk to us. by the time they got to us, we were a couple cocktails in. so wasn't really thinking it through and went out to talk to them in my bikini, which, again, i would never wear publicly. it was bedazzled. i had beading on it. >> jimmy: fortunately for you, there are leafs -- >> and then, the cops were -- we

are standing at the gate, going, and then, this happened, and they are like, you are being videotaped. >> jimmy: i guess somebody is hiding in the bushes. and there's you. >> should have been sucking it in. why wasn't -- >> jimmy: it looks perfectly fine. >> we should have been flexing our abs. >> jimmy: you both look pretty good there. so, now, you're talking to the police? those are the police? they come to your door. and wait a minute, what's going on here? >> oh, yeah. it's -- terrified. they look like they're going to consume me. i just want to say, they are so hoisted up at that point in that bathing suit. they do not look like that normally. >> jimmy: you don't have to explain anything to us. so, that's a little bit embarrassing. so, have you settled things with the neighbor? >> i'm afraid. >> jimmy: have you considered burning his house down? >> i've considered moving. we actually live in a great

neighborhood and have really great neighborhoods on both sides who are texting us, like, everything okay? and we were like, it's the guy behind us, and they are going, yep, that guy. >> jimmy: 9:00 at night? >> two people, talking in a hot tub? really? you can't have -- >> jimmy: listening to a song about their daughter? >> loving each other after weeks apart. >> jimmy: you adopted your daughter since the last time you were here. >> i did. >> jimmy: congratulations. >> thank you, thank you. [ applause ] >> jimmy: what is her name? >> her name is nancy lee. she's named after my mother and my sister who i just read today on something, they said my sister, her name is lee and she's my little sister, which is awesome, she's four years older. we call her nale, we call her nale moon. >> jimmy: and she was born in south korea? >> seoul, yeah. >> jimmy: that's the good korea. you don't want to get a little kim jong-il baby. >> listen, north korea is so scary, okay. >> jimmy: how do you get a baby?

did they fedex the baby to you? >> yes, they do. it's overnighted. it's really convenient. fedex does everything. >> jimmy: do you wait and, to find out -- >> yeah, you wait. you start the process and you fill out the applications and you fill out crazy amounts of paperwork that ask you questions from, like, how did your parents raise you, and what about that did you like. what about that didn't you like? and how to you plan to raise your child? then you kind of sit around and wait for them to essentially assign you a child, which is a bizarre process, but -- >> jimmy: what if they sent you, like, a 35-year-old guy? >> we'd be like, we're going to love him anyway. >> jimmy: and then they -- do they call you? >> they called us and i was working on a film at the time and i was trying madly to just get a ten-minute break to take this phone call because we're dying to know, and i was, my husband was with me, we were filming in atlanta. he stayed, he had to walk away

and i had to walk in another direction, we were both on cell phones and try to hear this information and they essentially told us, you're going to have a baby girl, and she was born the day before me, in november, which was kind of awesome, and here's her name, and -- >> jimmy: that's exciting. [ applause ] and you feel like, now that you've adopted one baby, you know, occasionally it will become addictive. some celebrities adopt 11, 12, 17. >> i'm in. i'm totally in. though, the last couple of weeks have been really hard so we are kind of like -- uh, what is it going to be like with two? she's just going through that really rough time. she's almost 2 and everyone talks about the terrible twos, but you think it's a myth. not a myth. >> jimmy: why don't you ask your neighbor to watch her? >> that's probably why he's really mad because she's screaming at the time. >> jimmy: work things out between you guys. this new movie, the movie that's out now, is that the movie you were shooting when you found

out -- >> no, i started shooting -- okay, what happened there is, she was supposed to come to us, they told us after christmas into the new year of january and we'd be lucky if she came that soon. suddenly we get a call and, she's coming in two weeks. i'm like, i signed on to do a movie in two weeks. >> jimmy: isn't there a holding tank or something like that? >> yeah, could you just call us -- i'll call you when we wrap this up. >> jimmy: i haven't painted the room. >> we had to scramble. and i was going to -- i considered maybe trying to put the movie on hold but we were ready to go and everyone was ready to go and they put so much money into it, so she came four days before production started and -- >> jimmy: that's -- >> the day before she came, this is also another fantastic story, i have these great stories for you guys today, she, i decided to -- i was working on "grey's." i threw my back out brushing my teeth.

i was in a lot of pain. >> jimmy: what were you brushing them with, a shovel? >> exactly. hitting myself in the head. you know, just, you know how you do that, so ridiculous. >> jimmy: no! >> come on. that's happened to people, right? thank you. this lady knows. >> jimmy: you must really be bushing the teeth hard. maybe that's -- i got to scrub them harder or something. okay, so -- >> i called my doctor, he items me, and i'm like, i'm going on "ellen" to announce this adoption, i'm working all day and then, the baby comes tomorrow, and i want to be able to hold her, like, what can i do? he tells me, i don't take pills, i swear to god. i taked aville. he said, take a muscle relack tant and a vicodin, together. not good. >> jimmy: so your daughter shows up -- >> i'm in this weird -- >> jimmy: mommy's a junkie. >> i do "ellen," i feel okay, i go out to dinner with my mom and agent, and my mom starts choking

and i'm in jell-o land -- starts choking. and i look over and you know how they tell you in school, they teach you about this, to ask, and the sign is this? so i said, are you choking, and she did this, and i like, hop up and give her the heimlich, and she spits it out and, i just saved my mom's life, which, by the way -- [ applause ] thank you. i canontinue to bring up -- >> jimmy: those posters, the universal choking sign is this, if you really inspect them. which is ridiculous. >> just go -- >> jimmy: your no, ma'am knew it. you saved mom's life. >> and then i got mad at her for choking and i was like, why are you choking! chew slower. you're stressing me out! >> jimmy: she does have some nerve choking like that. >> and my kid has choked twice. >> jimmy: what is going on with you people? >> i don't know. there's this thing. i don't know if all children do it.

if you put food in front of her, she -- >> jimmy: i do that. >> you should stop, because you will choke. and you may not have me around to save your life. >> jimmy: doesn't sound like you'd be a lot of help. >> i guess because i'm mom, i panic and i couldn't believe it. i'm usually great in a crisis. i can handle it. >> jimmy: you were a doctor for years. >> i know. that's what i'm saying. and i just go, josh! and he has to come and save her life. >> jimmy: now, this is your real husband josh and in the movie, josh dumel is your movie boyfriend. and, the idea, can we say what the idea of the movie is -- >> sure, yeah. >> jimmy: you guys get, your friends die and leave you a baby. >> yes. you made that almost sound like a comedy but it's really kind of sad. >> jimmy: well, we've got a very sad clip to show. >> but then it gets funny. it's like a choking. >> jimmy: here's a clip, "life as we know it" is in theaters now. >> what are you doing?

>> i don't know. it's a deeper. >> it's not rocket science. >> just take the tabs off. >> oh, god! don't do that. >> it's like "slum dog millionaire" in there. she didn't eat enough to produce that. give me the wipes! come on! get it out of her toes. >> it's like a poop suit. >> don't leave me in here. >> jimmy: "life as we know it" is in theaters now. katherine heigl, everybody. thank you fbeing here. we'll be right back with julia stiles. nighttime nasal congestion meant, i couldn't breathe right.

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>> jimmy: >> jimmy: hey, thank you, cleto. we're back. still to come, nas and damian "jr. gong" marley will be here. you know our next guest from movies like "save the last dance" and the trio of bourne movies. you can see her now on the bloody and beloved "dexter,"

watch it on showtime sunday nights at 9:00. please welcome julia stiles. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i know you came straight from work today, right? >> i did. >> jimmy: were you killed today on the show? >> not allowed to answer questions like that, jimmy. >> jimmy: i see. what episode were you filming today? >> the season finale. >> jimmy: so, you remain alive until the season finale. >> i cannot confirm or deny -- >> jimmy: it would only make sense -- >> the show is wacky that way. >> jimmy: maybe they are having you there filming for no reason at all. >> maybe i just like to hang out on the set. no, maybe i'm a ghost. maybe i'm a figment of his imagination. maybe i am an imaginary friend with benefits. you never know. >> jimmy: really? huh. >> there's -- no rules anymore with "dexter." >> jimmy: i never thought about it. using an imaginary friend with

benefits. >> sure you have. >> jimmy: as an execution cuse are you doing in there? i'm with my imaginary friend with benefits, mom. nothing! >> i -- >> jimmy: we don't know what's going on. but you're probably still alive. people that watch "dexter" really go crazy for this show. >> they do. and the fun of the show is that you -- there are surprises around the corner. you know -- my mom told me that her neighbor, who she never talks to, kind of accosted her and grabbed her by the shoulders and shook her, and said, oh, my god, you're daughter is going to be on "dexter." >> jimmy: she might want to move with katherine heigl. really, she got a little more excited than -- >> might be bffs now. >> jimmy: it's weird when people shake you the first time that they meet you. >> true. i was going to do that when i walked out here. >> jimmy: your family is -- all

js, right? mom and dad -- >> mom, dad, brother and sister and me. and i -- >> jimmy: same here. jim, joan, jimmy, jill and jonathan. all js. [ applause ] there's no need to applaud. >> you know what i found out? i think that the only reason ingot hired on "dexter" is because my name starts with a j. all the guest starts start with j. jim my smits and jamie who playd lila and john lythgoe and johnny lee miller and now me. thank god my name's julia. you could be next year. >> jimmy: wow. that's -- odd. that can't be intentional. >> it's fortunate, really, for me. >> jimmy: i guess so. really, who knew the day you were born it would mean one day you would be murdered on "dexter." or not murdered. >> don't make assumptions. >> jimmy: i won't. if you don't, you can come back next season. >> this conversation is already gone too far. >> jimmy: has it really?

have you said too much? >> i have not -- >> jimmy: you are going to have to go -- >> i have not. i have said nothing. >> jimmy: "dexter" protection program? >> no, no. i could -- i was sitting at home in my pajamas today, and i lied to you. i'm not going to be -- >> jimmy: do you really wear pajamas? people just use that term, but really, it's underpants. >> underpants is such a not sexy term. >> jimmy: i know. but pajamas? >> ah, no, i don't wear pajamas. >> jimmy: thank you. you're trying to deceive us -- i bet your family isn't all js. your name may not be julia. >> i'm not really even a woman, actually. >> jimmy: that's unbelievable! that is quite a bombshell. so when you were a kid, did you want to be an actress? was that your thing? >> yeah, you know, as a kid, you don't hit the about a career but i grew up in new york city, i was a total hall and my mom is an artest and she was hanging out with all these other artists

and a woman who was a set designer for theater company told me that they had a part for a kid and i was like, me, me, me, and when i got older, i discovered i wanted to do that as a job. >> jimmy: you are doing a play with the director -- >> the same theater company. we're going to do a show -- >> jimmy: same from when you were a little kid. >> it's all coming full circle. >> jimmy: that's something else. it will be fun. huge multibee ya piece with music and film projections and it will be at the brooklyn academy of music. >> jimmy: very nice. you keep in touch with those people. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: did you have to audition for this one? >> yeah. they still made me audition. what the -- you know. wtf. you can never catch a break. i'm on the jimmy kimmel show, guys. i really don't want to have to come in and read for it. >> jimmy: great to have you here. i know -- very scary stuff going

on on "dexter" with your character. i'm interested to see what happens. and who knows. maybe you'll be back next year or in brooklyn, who knows. >> i would love to be back here. here. i can't -- >> jimmy: you cannot -- >> i can't talk about "dexter." >> jimmy: next time you're here we're going to hook you up to a pol polygraph, okay? >> okay. >> jimmy: julia stiles, everybody. "dexter" airs sundays at 9:00 p.m. on showtime. we'll be right back with nas and damian "jr. gong" marley. ♪ [ elephant trumpets ] [ male announcer ] word's getting out. jared's training for the ing new york city marathon

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>> jimmy: the new album is called "distant relatives." with the song "disspirit," has and damian "jr. gong" marley.

♪ ♪ dispear shaka zulu, bobo shanti nyabinghi, man a mau mau warrior ♪ ♪ despair fear and desperation no depression can't tarry yah♪ ♪ dispear ayatollah, idi amin, mennelek man a masai warrior ♪ ♪ despair ♪ the ones who tax us

the masses- they are us the sheep ♪ ♪ the people divided in classes ♪ ♪ i go off like a bomb and all ya'll see i'm on my war paint on my ♪ waist -- i'm a problem shoot up your place -- let a few go then i get low blazing haze again ♪ ♪ the masters- the wall street war chiefs the elitists groups ♪ ♪ the masses- they pray to jesus saying he will see us through the masters are the ♪ ♪ aristocratic the masses ask if the most high ♪ ♪ trying to stay clear ♪ the mind is dispair ♪ try to stay clear ♪ my mind is modern day ♪ despair ♪ shaka zulu, bobo shanti man a gideon man a mau mau warrior ♪ ♪ depair fear and desperation no depression can't tarry ya ♪ ♪ dispear ♪ this lead into swiss cheese when the 5th squeeze mislead the media misleads scares ♪ ♪ you to the point where you miss sleep- with that said this lead with this ♪

♪ ruger and that shooter sub-machine gun ratta tat through you copper tops, hollow points ♪ ♪ will do ya something bad our future ♪ ♪ is mislead- three strikes- there's no school- when a teacher strikes this economy this monopoly ♪ ♪ get no job- just own your property now it's back to what comes natural must survive any ♪ ♪ how you have to despair, desperation but i have no fear when i hold this spear ♪ ♪ mek some bwoy know mi nah smile cause this spear nah beg friends man a run racket ♪ ♪ man a run scheme man a run race man a run down benz can't trust a she nor ♪ ♪ we nor eye inna contact lense man a run from police and a run down wealth ♪ ♪ and dollars and nah mek sense ♪ ♪ so, rise up to my defense hollow pointed is my preference should have been deterred don't know what ♪ ♪ you heard- get referred by the wrong reference when this spear start dispense- it a fly and a ♪ ♪ tear through fence dismember your members and all of your limbs

body bust inna nuff ♪ ♪ segment ♪ well, man a run d man aisk-all man a run up and and a run down this mont rent nutin' nah gwan a yard and food deh a road ♪ ♪ then man hafi go everybody hands up, hands up ♪ ♪ circumference and any man move with no permission - they're feeling the circumstance of ♪ ♪ dispear shaka zulu, bobo shanti nyabinghi, man a mau mau warrior ♪ ♪ despair fear and desperation no depression can't tarry yah♪ ♪ dispear keep on suppressing ♪ ♪